| 00:03.31 | shalkie | Does anyone want to come and educate us philistines at OALUG about systemd goodness? Warning: It could be a pit of rc/init/upstart vipers that you would be walking into... |
| 00:07.25 | joshh | goodness? |
| 00:08.16 | shalkie | That was the honey part of the offer. The pit vipers was the challenge. :) |
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| 13:51.22 | spangborn | Working from home is nice. Except, when your dog decides to puke everywhere. |
| 13:59.31 | asoc | better to clean it up fresh than when it has a full day at work to soak into the carpet! |
| 14:03.00 | spangborn | I suppose so. |
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| 15:07.07 | shalkie | I like being able to go out into the back and enjoy lunch followed by a bit of fetch and/or yardwork. |
| 15:11.47 | spangborn | Indeed. |
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| 15:19.51 | TodPunk | I hate yardwork. With a fiery passion. |
| 15:20.55 | voldemortensen | s/yard// |
| 15:22.40 | keldwud | so about the nacho party |
| 15:22.51 | keldwud | I'm seriously considering doing it |
| 15:22.54 | unum | I'll bring the mango salsa |
| 15:23.59 | unum | now I want nachos |
| 15:24.36 | unum | hmm I have a little bit of salsa, plenty of cheese and sour cream but no chips |
| 15:25.14 | voldemortensen | quesadillas are good too |
| 15:25.22 | voldemortensen | if you have tortillas |
| 15:27.11 | unum | I have enchiladas |
| 15:27.35 | unum | I may go pick up chips so I can have nachos with my echiladas |
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| 15:31.38 | spangborn | State taxes paid. Bleh. |
| 15:36.01 | youtah | Comey said the government was currently considering whether to tell Apple how it pulled off the hack. |
| 15:36.01 | youtah | "We tell Apple, then they're going to fix it, then we're back where we started from," he said. "We may end up there, we just haven't decided yet." |
| 15:36.09 | youtah | http://www.ksl.com/?sid=39219768&nid=157&title=fbi-director-we-bought-a-tool-to-hack-terrorists-iphone |
| 15:36.41 | youtah | keldwud, if you hold the nacho party at Salt Con |
| 15:36.49 | youtah | I am 98% certain I wont be there |
| 15:37.01 | youtah | unless they hold some seriously heavily discounted tickets for locals |
| 15:38.05 | TodPunk | Seriously we can do a nacho party for LDUG |
| 15:38.15 | youtah | I think it would be awesome |
| 15:38.32 | spangborn | deflates youtah's tires |
| 15:38.44 | youtah | Ha! Run flats |
| 15:38.48 | youtah | looks like today is going to be another fantastic solar production day. Drink up my thirsties! |
| 15:40.55 | spangborn | You paid Vivint for solar? |
| 15:51.24 | frostyfrog | drinks too much power >_> |
| 15:53.22 | eightyeight | 04k07r08i03s09h10n11a 02i12s 06a13n 05e04l07e08p03h09a10n11t02. 12t06h13e 05e04l07e08p03h09a10n11t 02i12s 06t13h05e 04m07a08s03c09o10t 11f02o12r 06t13h05e 04r07e08p03u09b10l11i02c12a06n 13p05a04r07t08y03. |
| 15:53.41 | eightyeight | some babbling drunk on trax wouldn't shut up about it |
| 15:53.47 | eightyeight | made for an entertaining commute this morning |
| 15:54.54 | spangborn | what |
| 15:54.55 | eightyeight | "the gop mascot is the reincarnated son of god. hindus aren't western. the gop is western. krishna is an elephant. the elephant is the mascot of the gop" |
| 15:54.56 | spangborn | just happened |
| 15:55.00 | eightyeight | on, and on, and on |
| 15:55.29 | eightyeight | it's almost as if he feels like he's stumbled on some conspiracy between the gop and hindus |
| 15:56.17 | eightyeight | sad thing, he was wearing a hard hat, a reflective vest, steel-toed boots, and a lanyard holding his name badge |
| 15:56.26 | eightyeight | i'm hoping he's leaving work, and not going to it |
| 15:56.34 | eightyeight | you know, heavy machinery, and stuff |
| 16:06.01 | shalkie | He could be a flagger, in which case he stands all day with a sign hoping people don't hit him. |
| 16:06.32 | spangborn | Maybe he should have a sign that asks people not to hit him then. |
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| 16:08.12 | shalkie | Well it says stop or slow. I suppose he could append to the bottom of it, but then you are distracting the drive that is trying to read it. ;) |
| 16:11.32 | shalkie | So either we acknowledge The Elphant as the universal sign of the son of God, in which case the Republicans become the political force of his will? But then Pat Robertson would have some 'splainen to do. |
| 16:11.41 | shalkie | s/either/if/ |
| 16:13.17 | shalkie | If being drunk really did result in visions of pink elephants marching in your head, then being drunk must be a divine thing. Perhaps we should all be drunk all the time. |
| 16:14.00 | shalkie | pulls out the cocktail glasses in anticipation of the evenings spiritual service. |
| 16:14.42 | shalkie | Could have a Nacho Bar to go with it. :D |
| 16:18.50 | eightyeight | tues night, on FR, a sharp-dressed, well groomed man was telling me that quantum computing is fiction, and all we need is the spiritual nexus of our brains |
| 16:19.08 | eightyeight | and our brains are designed to communicate with other brains along a spiritual energy path |
| 16:19.31 | eightyeight | he then pulled out two rose quartz rocks, and tried telling me how they produce energy from your brain |
| 16:19.42 | eightyeight | and can be a source of power, for things like cars and homes |
| 16:19.58 | eightyeight | of course, he couldn't replicate this blue aura power on the train, because it was too bumbpy |
| 16:20.04 | eightyeight | s/pb/p/ |
| 16:20.16 | Jayce^ | but you are now in his downline.. |
| 16:20.21 | eightyeight | but, this is one of the many lost secrets of atlantis |
| 16:20.43 | eightyeight | it's been a good week for public transit |
| 16:21.09 | shalkie | "UTA: We give you a ride and crowd sourced entertainment" |
| 16:21.25 | eightyeight | i still think they should have a refreshment car, however |
| 16:21.32 | eightyeight | drinks and snacks for purchase |
| 16:21.39 | shalkie | That would make sense. |
| 16:21.45 | jima | sometimes you need popcorn for those conversations |
| 16:22.06 | eightyeight | he gave me the rocks, and asked me to try |
| 16:22.24 | eightyeight | hindsight is always 20/20, but when touching them, i should have jumped back in horror, as if shocked |
| 16:22.38 | jima | eightyeight: don't forget to hiss |
| 16:22.57 | eightyeight | pulls out his garlic necklace and crucifix |
| 16:23.01 | shalkie | I was on one of the Amtrak commuter trains back east many years ago and they had a refreshment car that sold snacks and beverages. Adult beverages included. |
| 16:23.07 | Jayce^ | If crystals generated power, my mission wouldn't have been third-world.. gravel roads were just quartz/quartzite chunks |
| 16:23.46 | voldemortensen | My mission still would've been third-world. There's nothing redeeming about Bakersfield. |
| 16:23.57 | Jayce^ | lol |
| 16:24.59 | jima | voldemortensen: sure, it's in a part of california where there's just about zero chance you can end up there accidentally. |
| 16:25.16 | programmerq | they should have a car for water recycling |
| 16:25.22 | programmerq | they should have a car that is a sauna |
| 16:25.27 | programmerq | there should be a swimming pool car |
| 16:25.30 | programmerq | a classroom car |
| 16:25.34 | programmerq | a meatlocker car |
| 16:25.41 | Jayce^ | no, pretty high chance of car troubles when you hit bakersfield |
| 16:25.58 | jima | Jayce^: you chose to drive through it, that was your first mistake. |
| 16:26.00 | programmerq | a car at the tail section reserved for the lowest members of society |
| 16:26.10 | programmerq | a prison car |
| 16:26.15 | programmerq | an acquarium car |
| 16:26.29 | programmerq | a car for producing the protein blocks |
| 16:26.30 | voldemortensen | At least the first 9 months were spent on the coast. |
| 16:26.35 | voldemortensen | Pismo Beach and Thousand Oaks. |
| 16:28.02 | Jayce^ | voldemortensen: my wife is from Simi |
| 16:28.25 | jima | programmerq: was that a 'snowpiercer' reference? |
| 16:28.31 | programmerq | yes! |
| 16:28.38 | programmerq | I figured someone would call me out before I got that far |
| 16:28.43 | jima | i watched just enough of that to get that reference |
| 16:29.16 | jima | despite the rather impressive cast, we found it...unpalatable. |
| 16:29.43 | jfindlay | you prefer palletized movies? |
| 16:29.44 | programmerq | it ended up being one of the random movies we put on during our stay at my inlaws at christmas |
| 16:29.50 | programmerq | we were like wtf?! |
| 16:29.53 | voldemortensen | Jayce^: sweet. I was only in Simi once. My companion had to get a California drivers license and that was the closest DMV. |
| 16:30.06 | programmerq | I was surprised to see it referenced on the internet, and it has a 98% rotten tomatoes score |
| 16:30.09 | voldemortensen | other than that, the closest I got to Simi was moorpark |
| 16:30.26 | Jayce^ | well, that is pretty darn close |
| 16:30.38 | programmerq | I watched "The Island" last night. it was in the cheap bluray bin at walmart. it wasn't really that great. |
| 16:30.46 | TodPunk | I used to live in Moorpark and Thousand Oaks as a kid |
| 16:30.53 | voldemortensen | kraproom |
| 16:30.57 | TodPunk | My best friend still lives in Simi |
| 16:31.18 | eightyeight | programmerq: isn't that the movie about the cloning program? |
| 16:31.32 | programmerq | yeah |
| 16:31.33 | TodPunk | I have fond memories of going on busses to Bakersfield for color guard competitions. I was just hired help to carry things, but the girls loved the help =cP |
| 16:31.38 | eightyeight | i liked that movie |
| 16:32.11 | TodPunk | programmerq: I liked it better when it was the MST3K riff on "Parts: The Clonus Horror" |
| 16:32.45 | TodPunk | voldemortensen: Moorpark is nice. Like San Diego but less crowded. |
| 16:33.21 | voldemortensen | I spent a fair bit of time in moorpark. |
| 16:33.22 | TodPunk | Its problems are the same issues as all of Cali, it's incredibly fake with fake people who don't do anything |
| 16:33.40 | voldemortensen | I liked it. We'd go out to a members ranch and help her every wednesday |
| 16:33.49 | TodPunk | When were you out there? |
| 16:34.30 | voldemortensen | <PROTECTED> |
| 16:35.03 | TodPunk | wow you're way young |
| 16:35.12 | voldemortensen | A whippersnapper as they say. |
| 16:35.19 | TodPunk | get off my lawn |
| 16:35.29 | voldemortensen | turns up his radio |
| 16:39.03 | voldemortensen | To put it another way, I'm closer to 15 than I am to 35. |
| 16:41.04 | Jayce^ | child |
| 16:42.10 | jfindlay | are you closer to orange? |
| 16:43.13 | voldemortensen | ~trump |
| 16:43.13 | infobot | Well, that's a shame. |
| 16:43.20 | voldemortensen | darn, was hoping for the orange one |
| 16:44.23 | keldwud | youtah: but the nacho party will be after con hours and in my own space, so you'll be able to come since they can't keep you out |
| 16:44.58 | jfindlay | nacho ... PARTY?! |
| 16:45.12 | eightyeight | /etc/init.d/nacho start |
| 16:45.13 | Jayce^ | translation: youtah, there are free nachos in my windowless van out back.. |
| 16:45.16 | jfindlay | youtah4prez 2016? |
| 16:45.22 | youtah | lol |
| 16:45.40 | youtah | EasyCheese platform |
| 16:45.42 | Jayce^ | "and that's the last time anybody heard from youtah.." |
| 16:45.55 | youtah | "he started licking the chips..." |
| 16:46.17 | jfindlay | 'The leader of the Nacho party, allegedly called "youtah" said the party platform is corn chips' |
| 16:46.55 | keldwud | I mean, if youtah isn't coming to the nacho party, I'm not as motivated to throw it |
| 16:47.36 | keldwud | I have a room at the Grand so I can have as many guests as I want and they don't have to be con attendees. unless they rented out the whole hotel |
| 16:47.40 | keldwud | which I *highly* doubt |
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| 16:58.13 | youtah | ah |
| 16:58.15 | youtah | coolio |
| 16:58.17 | youtah | when is it again? |
| 16:58.34 | youtah | lol, love it jfindlay |
| 17:06.32 | asoc | Does anybody know about how long until we have a schedule/know what classes will be offered for OpenWest? |
| 17:07.11 | Jayce^ | there was a track meeting last night as they were working on it, not sure what timeframe they set though |
| 17:13.39 | youtah | Speaking of classes |
| 17:13.52 | youtah | Anyone going to the Utah Valley Amateur Radio Club meeting tonight? |
| 17:14.10 | youtah | I am giving a demo of JT65/JT9 operation over HF Radio using WSJT-X |
| 17:16.50 | goozbach | <PROTECTED> |
| 17:17.02 | goozbach | <PROTECTED> |
| 17:17.13 | goozbach | adfsadfs; |
| 17:17.16 | goozbach | weird |
| 17:17.30 | goozbach | my keyboard stopped working execpt for space |
| 17:19.30 | jfindlay | oh sure |
| 17:19.33 | jfindlay | :) |
| 17:19.40 | jfindlay | ~napoleon goozbach |
| 17:19.40 | infobot | ACTION hunts woverines in Alaska with goozbach's cousins |
| 17:20.42 | goozbach | anyway I was gonna say: vote for me! |
| 17:36.43 | frostyfrog | " my keyboard stopped working execpt for [white]space" |
| 17:40.55 | goozbach | may have been a stalled ssh sessioin |
| 17:41.01 | goozbach | occasionally happens |
| 18:03.04 | keldwud | I've already signed up for OpenWest |
| 18:03.21 | keldwud | keep maxing out my credit to go to these damn events :( |
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| 18:53.39 | keldwud | ok, saltstack is the paid enterprise version and salt is the free? |
| 18:53.43 | keldwud | I keep getting the two terms confused |
| 18:57.49 | frostyfrog | money="$(cat /dev/full)" |
| 18:58.10 | frostyfrog | My vote for all money related things |
| 18:58.11 | jfindlay | I usually use SaltStack to refer to the company and the collection of projects and salt to refer to the salt project in specificity |
| 19:01.46 | jfindlay | also, there is no enterprise version of salt. We have enterprise packages for supported customers, but those are just a rebrand of the same code, and will be deprecated once Carbon comes out. There is an enterprise product, but it's a separate project |
| 19:10.54 | keldwud | thank you for the clarification |
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| 19:35.39 | shalkie | updates nacho to a unit file just for eighteight |
| 19:42.50 | eightyeight | shalkie: tsk tsk |
| 19:42.58 | eightyeight | irc supports nick tab-completion |
| 19:47.59 | SunSparc | irc supports? or irc clients support? |
| 19:48.09 | eightyeight | s/irc/irc clients/ |
| 19:48.16 | SunSparc | :) |
| 19:51.53 | shalkie | eightyeight: Yeah, weechat does. Just didn't even think about it. |
| 19:52.32 | eightyeight | most clients do, actually |
| 20:19.20 | keldwud | nice, jfindlay is gaining on cvrebert in commits to salt. |
| 20:19.24 | keldwud | cheers him on in the race |
| 20:20.17 | jfindlay | yeah :) |
| 20:20.32 | jfindlay | he works for Hulu, or did. He's not been active in a while |
| 20:24.03 | keldwud | ahh, well it's only a matter of time, then |
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| 21:56.37 | keldwud | so guess what I did. I ordered a kindle voyage Saturday and it arrived Tuesday, one day after Jeff Bezos made an announcement alluding to some new kindle lineups |
| 21:56.49 | keldwud | so I haven't even opened the package yet. I'm waiting for more details |
| 21:56.49 | spangborn | Abort abort |
| 21:57.18 | Jayce^ | hey, they're $50 off now as well :) |
| 21:57.40 | keldwud | I didn't get the $50 off |
| 21:57.41 | keldwud | ! |
| 21:57.43 | keldwud | omg |
| 21:57.49 | keldwud | talk about crappy timing |
| 21:58.02 | keldwud | you talking about paperwhite or voyage? |
| 21:58.17 | Jayce^ | full lineup, that's the banner on the homepage right now |
| 21:58.19 | Jayce^ | for me at least |
| 22:00.38 | spangborn | Fire for $49 |
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| 22:04.45 | voldemortensen | "Free unlimited cloud storage for all Amazon content and photos taken with Fire devices. Add a microSD card for up to 128 GB of additional storage" |
| 22:04.56 | voldemortensen | unlimited storage + 128GB |
| 22:09.28 | keldwud | omg, so upset I didn't get that $50 discount |
| 22:09.31 | keldwud | I'm returning it |
| 22:09.32 | keldwud | lol |
| 22:09.43 | spangborn | Think of all of the nachos you could buy for $50 |
| 22:15.01 | jfindlay | yay, I did a real twat for the first time: https://twitter.com/therealjfindlay/status/718200085234843649 |
| 22:19.38 | fungus | twat isn't a word you use in polite company. |
| 22:20.45 | fungus | ~google twat |
| 22:21.15 | jfindlay | whatever, twut, twit |
| 22:21.27 | fungus | The word you are looking for is tweet |
| 22:21.35 | jfindlay | twet |
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| 22:43.49 | jlp_znc | finally caught up on the channel since yesterday's big religion and ipv6 conversations. |
| 22:44.03 | voldemortensen | and how do you feel? |
| 22:44.39 | keldwud | I missed the religion and ipv6 convos |
| 22:46.44 | programmerq | it was probably mostly me just yammering without facts or logic (on both of them) |
| 22:47.14 | jfindlay | jlp_znc: are those different? |
| 22:47.24 | shalkie | IPv6 is a religion. :D |
| 22:47.25 | RyanE | I think ipv6 is a religious issue. |
| 22:47.29 | RyanE | yeah, that. :) |
| 22:47.48 | jfindlay | I tend to tune out when the comment frequency jumps up |
| 22:48.19 | jfindlay | because people ignore my satirical rejoinders when they've got an argument going |
| 22:50.45 | jfindlay | ~kronk |
| 22:50.45 | infobot | And I'm one of those two, right? |
| 22:53.08 | unum | calls for a ban on pastarian immigrants!!! |
| 22:53.23 | unum | our children will choke on their spaghetti!!!! |
| 22:53.41 | eightyeight | the FSM will save them |
| 22:54.04 | unum | pastatarian |
| 22:54.09 | unum | that looks better |
| 22:54.40 | unum | their going to implement their noodley laws in our country!!! |
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| 22:55.14 | unum | oh it's an f |
| 22:55.17 | unum | pastafarian |
| 23:00.26 | eightyeight | give me slack |
| 23:00.37 | TodPunk | http://slack.com |
| 23:01.15 | shalkie | Have you considered http://rocket.chat instead? |
| 23:01.26 | eightyeight | http://www.slackware.com/ |
| 23:02.31 | shalkie | Mmmm... I have a really old slackware CD here from Walnut Creek, I want to keep the memories though. |
| 23:03.30 | jfindlay | shalkie: rip the memories off the disc and give it to someone else so they can share the memories |
| 23:04.32 | shalkie | Not without a giant navy trained dolphin to help rip these memories out of my head... |
| 23:05.16 | shalkie | Oh wait, I am not Keanu Reeves in a desperately bad movie. |
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