IRC log for #utah on 20150414

00:21.30L34Ngoozbach: ?
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03:33.10goozbachL34N: ?
03:34.33L34Nhi
03:34.46L34Ni saw you ~<something> me
03:37.03harleypigThat sounds ... perverse.
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04:26.45goozbachohh it was a mis-typed lart
04:27.12goozbachtrying to hit jlp_znc but for some reason my tab complete hit you
04:27.27goozbachharleypig: given enough effort!?...
04:27.51harleypigeffort for what?
04:28.03harleypigYou mean twisting innocent statements to perversion?
04:28.15harleypigNo, that comes without effort for me by this point in my life.
04:33.19goozbachgiven enough effort anything can be kinky
04:33.46RyanEthat's what she said.
04:33.53goozbach<PROTECTED>
04:34.12goozbachharleypig: ^^ just for you
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04:46.56harleypiggoozbach: oh, that's funny :D I love the web!
04:47.33harleypigyou know I had to google 'sexy bowl of fruit'
04:48.26harleypigIt was disappointing
04:49.02harleypigThough, there is/was a blog called Girlfiends don't have dicks.
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15:11.30infobotSweet!  That's like a dollar an hour!
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15:28.42shalkie~last sjansen
15:28.57shalkie~seen sjansen
15:29.04infobotsjansen <~sjansen@50-204-233-22-static.hfc.comcastbusiness.net> was last seen on IRC in channel #utah, 24d 23h 7m 4s ago, saying: 'But... but... outrage!'.
15:29.25shalkie~apb sjansen
15:29.25infobotACTION calls Dog the Bounty Hunter to spray mace at sjansen
15:29.40shalkieWell that will be a spicy welcoming.
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16:04.08jalbretsen1Are we going to have an infobot named Ultron in the channel the next few weeks?
16:27.45programmerqhttp://video.cnbc.com/gallery/?video=3000370925 - seeing your company on cnbc like this is neat.
16:32.05fozzmoo~lart goozbach
16:32.05infobotbeats the living hamstercrap out of goozbach
16:32.09fozzmooGotcha!
16:33.39bregalad~kronk
16:33.39infobotI was a junior chipmunk, and I had to be versed in all the woodland creatures; please continue.
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17:10.56youtahlol shalkie
17:12.57harleypighttp://iraffiruse.net/post/116134011336#.VS1Kkd_09hF
17:24.30shalkieprogrammerq: I saw the words Unicorn Club and I was really confused for a moment. I was thinking the hipsters finally got furry cosplay fully accepted or something.
17:24.47programmerqlol
17:25.03programmerqapparantly a 'unicorn' in the VC world is a thing, and docker has been called that.
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17:27.28shalkieBecause it is that rare company that they can sink little money into and get massive returns no doubt.
17:28.44Tod-Workpro tip: don't listen to VCs about anything
17:29.37shalkieEven when they say "Here, have a lot of money... Swim around in, stuff your mattress with it... Maybe use it for bowties..."?
17:31.01Tod-WorkThat is probably the best time not to listen to them and instead to wonder what sharks they've put in the money
17:31.24Tod-Worka relationship with a VC should very much be a love/hate one
17:32.46eightyeightso, whatever happened to this threat, by anonymous:
17:32.49eightyeighthttp://beehivebugle.com/2015/02/07/anonymous-prepared-to-allegedly-seize-lds-org-if-john-dehlin-is-excommunicated/
17:33.40fozzmooOh, they'll do it.
17:33.42fozzmoo;-)
17:34.07eightyeightuh huh. they're, uh, 2 months slow?
17:35.30Tod-Workwaits for anonymous to actually care about mormons ever
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17:35.59fozzmoowaits for anonymous to finally reveal themselves.
17:36.16eightyeightthe fbi has been taking care of that
17:37.31fozzmooThat's good. There's nothing quite like the government making it clear there is no anonymity.
17:37.56youtahThis android file transfer app for mac sucks
17:38.00eightyeightyou don't need the government for that. gray matter between your ears should already address that
17:39.25fozzmoogasps
17:43.24youtahguts hurt
17:43.41fozzmooPoor hurt. He's been gutted
17:43.53youtahlol
17:44.04youtah<PROTECTED>
17:44.12youtahso you have to do something like /me 's
17:44.27youtahand then it adds the awkward space
17:44.31fozzmoo's finger is all fingery.
17:44.36youtah's nachos fell on the floor
17:45.04Jayce^eightyeight: you do realize that site was a BYU Onion right?
17:45.09youtahprefers it without anything if it won't accept 's danger!
17:45.38youtahSo, who actually runs the site?
17:45.56eightyeightJayce^: no
17:46.41Jayce^http://beehivebugle.com/2015/04/04/breaking-moses-confirmed-as-conspirator-in-elder-bednars-parted-hair/
17:47.13Jayce^http://beehivebugle.com/2015/03/06/breaking-pres-monson-exclusively-used-personal-email-account-to-conduct-personal-business/
17:48.10joshhseems legit
17:48.15Jayce^http://beehivebugle.com/2015/01/13/mayor-ralph-becker-strikes-deal-dyson-clean-inversion/
17:48.27Jayce^a few decent ones in there
17:48.58eightyeightfair enough
17:49.17joshhi vaguely recall hearing that anonymous thing somewhere else thoug
17:49.28joshhalso it might have been about that priesthood lady
17:49.58youtahlol
17:50.07youtahshakes his head >> https://twitter.com/GOPoversight/status/588010483715874817
17:50.42bregaladyoutah shakes his head into twtr
17:51.00joshhwhat about in nevada?
17:51.06Jayce^given a few of the recent events that have been public...
17:51.10eightyeightwait. government officials visit brothels? i find that hard to believe
17:51.11eightyeight-_-
17:52.12Jayce^dc.. biggest red-light district in the world.. (well, maybe NYC around the UN headquarters..)
17:55.13youtah"Last year biologists said rivers leading into the bay contained a superbacteria that is resistant to antibiotics and can cause urinary, gastrointestinal and pulmonary infections." http://www.cnn.com/2015/04/14/sport/rio-2016-olympics-dead-fish/index.html?sr=tw041415deadfish330pStoryGalPhoto
17:55.21joshhbigger than amsterdam and bangkok?
17:55.28youtahLOL, oh man... if I was an olympian... I wouldn't want to swim in that
17:55.44joshhnot that im a red light district connoisseur
17:55.56Jayce^given Rio infrastructure.. not surprised..
17:58.58jimajoshh: amsterdam's aren't really that big
18:06.05youtahThat's what she said
18:07.05youtahLooks like George Costanza got a job as a baggage handler http://www.ksl.com/?sid=34231184&nid=1070&fm=home_page&s_cid=toppick4
18:09.42youtahWonder if suit cases are more comfy than under a desk
18:09.43programmerqlol
18:09.59programmerqI fly on alaska somewhat regularly. :/
18:10.31Tod-Workprogrammerq, how's their in-flight entertainment now?
18:10.31programmerqfrom the article:
18:10.34programmerq"I think it's scary and really unsafe, too," Chelsie Nieto told affiliate KCPQ. "Because what if it's someone who could have been a terrorist?"
18:10.40programmerqsrsly?
18:10.43joshhim going to alaska on alaska in a couple months
18:11.17programmerqTod-Work: I'm going to mention it to the attendants as I board next time.
18:11.34programmerqgotta do it in a joking and no-way-threatening manner
18:12.50dumby"You guys sweep the cargo hold before I got on?"
18:12.53dumbyHAR HAR HAR
18:13.12Tod-Workprogrammerq, i used to work at digecor, which did Alaska's movie players.  Alaska ditched them as of about 3 months ago
18:13.40programmerqTod-Work: ah, all the flights I do don't have in-flight entertainment anyway.
18:13.52Tod-Worko.O
18:13.59Tod-WorkAre you like, on a cargo plane or something?
18:14.03programmerqI am amused when they reboot those systems and they show the linux penguin while the kernel boots
18:14.08programmerqTod-Work: just smaller regional planes.
18:14.14Tod-WorkdigEplayers were on all commercial flights
18:14.17programmerqhmmm
18:14.22Tod-Workyou just had to rent them
18:14.30Tod-Work(They were portables, not built into the seat)
18:14.35programmerqrent them? so, not the in-seat
18:14.42programmerqI never saw anyone using those
18:14.43Tod-Worknope, digEcor didn't do in-seat at all
18:14.58programmerqit is always a "count the ipads" type of flight
18:15.05Tod-Workthe new owners would LIKE to, but they can't figure out how to run a company yet
18:15.37Tod-Work(They think Dropbox is a replacement for IT, in its entirety.  I wish I was making this up.)
18:16.09programmerqone of those, eh
18:16.36Tod-WorkI have stories, they're good for a lunch convo
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18:31.59shalkiejoshh: I read Jayce^ s comment as Politicians being whores for hire.
18:32.36joshhah, that works
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18:44.00Jayce^shalkie: exactly
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18:48.16shalkiePaul Vixie just posted a link to his article in Volume 13 issue 2 of ACM queue in reponse to a FullDisclosure V2 mailling:
18:48.19shalkiehttp://queue.acm.org/detail.cfm?id=2721993
18:58.22youtahRecommendations for a service that allows users to transfer sensitive information?
18:58.38RyanEfax
18:58.40youtahother than emailing an encrypted pdf
18:58.43youtahlol RyanE
18:58.46Jayce^http
18:58.48youtahor without using GPG
18:58.50Jayce^SMTP
18:58.51youtahftp Jayce^
18:58.54RyanEthanks, I'll be here all week.
18:59.03Jayce^netcat
19:00.32bregaladcats are sensitive
19:00.46bregaladyoutah: ask eightyeight
19:00.52Jayce^the net is for cats
19:01.18youtahcats is for net
19:01.21youtahactually gross
19:01.42eightyeightyoutah: https://secrets.xmission.com (or if you want to install your own: https://github.com/atoponce/d-note)
19:01.57eightyeightyoutah: doesn't suppor file upload though. atm, just plaintext paste.
19:02.41youtahGracias!
19:03.23eightyeightde nada
19:03.49fozzmoo~eightyeight++
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19:05.12youtahThat's awesome sauce
19:06.15eightyeightthx
19:07.38youtahhttps://secrets.xmission.com/6nUC6oqLrW6i0hS-lezwyA <<< password is she
19:07.42youtahFirst one to get it wins
19:08.18eightyeightmultiple views is another i would like to add
19:24.59youtahCan you imagine having two step authentication for a door?
19:25.07youtahScan the door, it sends you a text and then you pin it in?
19:25.48youtahbut that would be awesome for doors during after hours
19:26.10jlp_znctwo-factor auth is already well implemented.  swipe your badge and scan your hand/fingertip/eyeball
19:26.26youtahI should say SMS 2 Step
19:26.28youtahfor a door
19:26.33jlp_zncyour suggestion just requires that I have your phone
19:26.45jlp_zncmy suggestion requires that I have your hand/finger/eyeball :-)
19:26.54youtahwith blood pumping through it
19:27.12Jayce^not necessarily
19:27.23youtahStill telling ya... rectal scanners.
19:27.37jlp_zncnot going to go there
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19:29.03jlp_znchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIktqjfsB_0
19:29.25youtahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIktqjfsB_0
19:29.28youtahROFL
19:29.29youtahLOL
19:30.23jlp_zncthat's just... weird.
19:30.27jlp_zncand scary
19:31.11youtahits really the only movie I know with a rectal scanner
19:31.21youtahwaits for harleypig
19:31.23RyanEyoutah: you don't get out enough.
19:31.37harleypigI just watched it.
19:31.57harleypigI love the comment 'hurry up asshole' as he's trying to give himself a standing suppository.
19:32.17youtahlol
19:32.17RyanEha!
19:32.27RyanEyou made me literally LOL.
19:32.58harleypig:]
19:34.07fozzmooIdiocracy is kind of a must-see movie.
19:49.48jlp_zncindeed
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19:56.27jlp_zncsky looks pretty nice today
19:56.45jlp_zncso what are those big towers all around the pad?  lightning rods?
20:00.16goozbachjlp_znc: IIRC yes
20:01.46jlp_zncI guess they don't want lightning to hit a spacecraft that might be sitting out there.
20:02.20jlp_zncsince there is no fixed gantry that would be taller than the vehicle.
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20:06.57shalkieI want a yubikey options or maybe OTP.
20:07.13shalkieDrats, forgot about it being scrolled up.
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20:14.06Jayce^yay, there's a win for Kerbal...
20:15.29jlp_zncso if they can feed data from that rocket to the ground while it's accellerating into space, why can't UTA get their wifi on frontrunner to work consistently?  it always cuts out when the train stops at each station.
20:16.05Q_ContinuumBecause Reasons!
20:16.15Q_ContinuumWifi is HARD!
20:16.19Q_ContinuumLet's go shopping!
20:17.12jlp_zncI guess that should be clear from that first episode of Scorpion (or whatever it's called) where they had to drive the car at the same speed over the ground as the plane to download the ATC software via wifi (since the speed of the plane would cause a dopler affect).
20:20.55goozbachdoppler effect?! at that scale!?
20:21.19jlp_zncI think that was the reason they gave.  I was too busy vomiting to pay much attention.
20:21.45Q_ContinuumAnd the server they were hacking into was a vSphere host
20:22.35jlp_zncthere was so much wrong with the show that I just had to stop watching it.
20:23.35jlp_zncI mean, at least when CSI first came on it was kind of about science a little bit. (I don't watch it, any more, either)
20:23.54goozbachI've been binging on Arrow
20:24.07goozbachsoon to be binging on flash
20:24.12jlp_znchttp://io9.com/scorpion-brings-the-stupidest-most-batshit-insane-hack-1638333877
20:24.17Q_Continuum$BOSS and his wife have watched Scorpion and said besides that one scene the show's been pretty good
20:24.37Q_Continuum$BOSS = jima
20:24.49Q_ContinuumREPLICATE FASTER, AD
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21:04.56shalkieYes, but it is supposed to be semi-autobiographical about a freaking genius (that can't reproduce the IQ test that puts him in next gen status).
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