| 00:03.41 | eggyknap | I live in "the country". I have all the mice I want, and have a hard time feeling sad that one of the little twerps got himself eaten. |
| 00:03.47 | eggyknap | There's a reason we own 18 cats. |
| 00:04.17 | mgeary | uhhh |
| 00:04.33 | mgeary | cats are vile creatures |
| 00:04.39 | mgeary | where do you live, eggyknap? |
| 00:06.21 | eggyknap | 10 miles south of the geometric center of nowhere. |
| 00:06.29 | eggyknap | More specifically, a bit outside of Kanosh |
| 00:06.33 | eggyknap | (Utah) |
| 00:06.51 | mgeary | ah |
| 00:06.56 | SunSparc | heh, if there is a center to the universe, we are on the planet that it is farthest from. :) |
| 00:07.10 | eggyknap | Thank you, Douglas Adams |
| 00:07.22 | mgeary | uh. Luke Skywalker? |
| 00:07.26 | herlo | oh, but the center of nowhere has got to be much further :) |
| 00:07.29 | eggyknap | Oh, right... sorry. |
| 00:07.38 | mgeary | ~nerdschool eggyknap |
| 00:07.38 | ibot | ACTION chains eggyknap to a molded-fiberglass all-in-one desk/chair, fills his backpack with sci-fi and fantasy novels, and plants him in Norm Bangerter's Elementary Physics class for re-indoctrination. |
| 00:07.44 | eggyknap | heh |
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| 00:11.29 | mgeary | so, eggyknap, i take it you telecommute to work? |
| 00:11.45 | mgeary | or is there a secret high-tech operation in Kanosh we're unaware of? |
| 00:13.46 | eggyknap | I work from my bedroom |
| 00:15.00 | beandog | yay |
| 00:15.06 | beandog | friday afternoon os x reinstall pah-tah |
| 00:15.11 | beandog | woot woot |
| 00:17.49 | josephscott | eggyknap: where do you work (employeer, I know you just said bedroom)? |
| 00:19.18 | beandog | jsmith: bean dip = meh |
| 00:19.23 | beandog | jsmith: beandog = yeh |
| 00:19.44 | jsmith | beandog: beandog = yeh, hound dog = meh |
| 00:20.10 | jsmith | (As my wife's great-aunt has a hound dog that keeps getting away from her) |
| 00:21.12 | stderr- | Man, can't believe Gallenson's still has 9mm/45 ACP JHPs in stock. They're doing a good job not running out |
| 00:21.28 | itimber | josephscott: if his place of employment is "the bedroom", we really don't want to discuss it further. |
| 00:21.38 | beandog | I'm so excited. Gonna get Windows 8 for $40 |
| 00:21.39 | beandog | woots woots. |
| 00:21.41 | josephscott | :-) |
| 00:23.24 | itimber | <dirty> |
| 00:23.30 | herlo | itimber: or not |
| 00:23.31 | herlo | http://www.endpoint.com/ |
| 00:23.38 | itimber | haha… or not |
| 00:23.52 | herlo | :D |
| 00:25.03 | itimber | :) |
| 00:25.12 | peno | i'm not the least bit bothered that eggyknap may or may not be wearing pants when I ask him to do work for us. :) |
| 00:25.14 | itimber | have a good weekend, everyone |
| 00:25.23 | itimber | peno: hahaha |
| 00:28.10 | josephscott | interesting, looks like they have 3 people in utah |
| 00:41.08 | UtahDave | stderr-: I stopped by Cabela's yesterday (because it's not far from my house) and picked up some 9mm. They had a lot of bare shelves in the ammo section. |
| 00:41.21 | beandog | I was gonna go check that store out the other day, I hear it's cool |
| 00:41.31 | beandog | Stupid Utah and their stupid "let's close early everywhere" culture. |
| 00:54.07 | jsmith | beandog: Might do you some good to get out of Utah, my friend :-) |
| 00:54.57 | supernovia | Would stores like Cabellas stay open past 9 there? |
| 00:55.27 | supernovia | and would restaurants stay open past 11:30ish on a Thursday? :D |
| 00:55.39 | supernovia | that'd be cool if they did. |
| 00:55.57 | supernovia | I noticed it's _even worse_ in beach towns in CA. It's like the roll up the sidewalks at 8. |
| 00:56.10 | beandog | jsmith: I'm from GA |
| 00:56.19 | beandog | So, it especially ticks me off |
| 00:56.30 | jsmith | beandog: I know, which is why you need to get back out of Utah for a while :-) |
| 00:56.30 | beandog | Because Atlanta is just a huge city |
| 00:56.39 | beandog | with cool stuff |
| 00:56.41 | jsmith | supernovia: Absolutely :-) |
| 00:56.54 | beandog | roll up the sidewalks? |
| 00:56.55 | beandog | heh |
| 00:57.18 | beandog | Hippie Steve rolls down the sidewalks |
| 00:57.24 | supernovia | lol |
| 00:58.21 | beandog | Hmm. Namecheap's down. That can't be good. |
| 01:01.09 | beandog | http://devopsreactions.tumblr.com/ |
| 01:02.12 | beandog | http://devopsreactions.tumblr.com/post/39736436327/getting-locked-out |
| 01:02.13 | beandog | lols |
| 01:03.02 | beandog | http://devopsreactions.tumblr.com/post/38941188175/when-someone-seeks-a-team-member-at-5pm |
| 01:05.34 | supernovia | oh man. I've been giggling at that star trek / undocumented code gif all day, and now I need to find and watch the related episode tonight |
| 01:06.52 | beandog | stupid apple id |
| 01:06.55 | beandog | ~lart everything |
| 01:06.55 | ibot | readies the nuke launcher and fires some rounds at everything |
| 01:06.57 | beandog | supernovia: linkie? |
| 01:07.12 | supernovia | no! you'll hate it. |
| 01:07.26 | beandog | that's usually a safe estimation. |
| 01:07.37 | supernovia | u cant haz. |
| 01:07.50 | supernovia | It's on that blog though. :-p |
| 01:08.17 | beandog | blog? |
| 01:08.18 | beandog | what blog |
| 01:10.02 | beandog | http://devopsreactions.tumblr.com/post/37706145873/typical-lunch-break |
| 01:10.04 | beandog | this is also me |
| 01:10.21 | beandog | supernovia can testify to that one |
| 01:12.01 | supernovia | lols |
| 01:12.39 | beandog | owls are so cute |
| 01:12.59 | beandog | http://devopsreactions.tumblr.com/post/37253362235/when-someone-is-going-to-present-a-proprietary |
| 01:13.01 | beandog | that's the best one |
| 01:15.13 | beandog | Oh my crap |
| 01:15.21 | beandog | There's a "Murder She Wrote" game. |
| 01:15.21 | beandog | Wat. |
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| 01:18.01 | mindjuju_ | o.O |
| 01:23.45 | eggyknap | ...and considers wearing pants next time peno calls |
| 01:24.50 | mindjuju_ | sup eggyknap |
| 01:25.00 | eggyknap | My faucet, unfortunately, remains not up. |
| 01:25.10 | mindjuju_ | i hear it snowed like crazy down there |
| 01:25.21 | eggyknap | Prolly about the same as up north, from what I understand. |
| 01:25.28 | eggyknap | It was a pain getting home last night, though :) |
| 01:25.44 | mindjuju_ | orem seems to have missed it or at least i missed it with my timing |
| 01:25.54 | eggyknap | orly? Bummer for you :) |
| 01:26.33 | mindjuju_ | :) |
| 01:27.10 | beandog | https://twitter.com/spy_hop/status/289905544892907520 |
| 01:27.12 | beandog | mindjuju: ^^ |
| 01:27.16 | beandog | go play that game |
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| 01:27.35 | beandog | eggyknap: the de facto pianist? |
| 01:27.41 | beandog | Never play the piano around a bishop. |
| 01:27.44 | mindjuju_ | actually i've been enjoying the pictures you posted |
| 01:27.50 | mindjuju_ | err, that tumblr thing |
| 01:28.00 | beandog | I could look at those pictures over and over all day |
| 01:28.09 | beandog | * did |
| 01:28.24 | mindjuju_ | phoming from the mouth no less |
| 01:28.33 | beandog | mindjuju: what's wrong |
| 01:28.38 | beandog | do you need a brug? |
| 01:28.46 | beandog | eggyknap: dude, scoutmaster would be awesome. |
| 01:28.59 | peno | I can see eggyknap as a scoutmaster. |
| 01:29.06 | mindjuju_ | assistant that left 2 weeks ago rolled out a hardware change, i have no doc on it, and it's the cause of sudden instability in homebrewed app we run |
| 01:29.16 | beandog | mindjuju: o.O |
| 01:29.39 | mindjuju_ | and I get the sneak peek to it because i'm here to look at it early on Friday after 5p and the fit is scheduled to hit the shan at 9a on monday |
| 01:29.41 | beandog | That's why I have one rule regarding hardware around here. |
| 01:29.44 | peno | mindjuju_: that's a good reason to implement a change control policy. |
| 01:29.49 | beandog | There IS no hardware. *jedi wave* |
| 01:30.13 | beandog | "Do we have an extra server I can put something on?" "Nope, sorry." When I have like 3 boxes sitting around collecting dust. |
| 01:30.32 | beandog | mindjuju: the sneak peek? |
| 01:30.37 | mindjuju_ | peno, that's a good idea |
| 01:30.55 | beandog | I have three servers and four desktops sitting around, actually. |
| 01:31.01 | mindjuju_ | yeah, i've been collecting data all day on it, and i just stopped by to look at logs |
| 01:31.26 | mindjuju_ | at least i have the weekend to come up with solutions |
| 01:31.58 | beandog | That's the worst thing Ive ever heard someone say. |
| 01:32.02 | beandog | Do you work in operations? |
| 01:32.22 | beandog | :) |
| 01:32.40 | mindjuju_ | and now with no assistant, me wears more |
| 01:33.04 | beandog | :( |
| 01:33.08 | beandog | what was this "assistant" doing? |
| 01:33.12 | beandog | that they were even touching hardware?? |
| 01:33.37 | beandog | ~grill mindjuju |
| 01:33.37 | ibot | ACTION tosses mindjuju onto the barbie |
| 01:33.41 | beandog | lol |
| 01:33.49 | beandog | oh my gosh. barbie. I just got that. |
| 01:34.16 | mindjuju_ | like australian for bbq? |
| 01:34.27 | mindjuju_ | don't ever say that to an australian btw |
| 01:35.03 | mindjuju_ | apparently it's the most overused cliche we have for them |
| 01:35.37 | beandog | really? |
| 01:35.48 | mindjuju_ | yeah, i got a facepalm out of it |
| 01:35.52 | mindjuju_ | like a literal one |
| 01:36.13 | peno | i should harass our guy in australia with that one then. |
| 01:36.33 | mindjuju_ | peno, i need to take a field trip to your facility so i can see it done right |
| 01:36.54 | peno | mindjuju_: I don't know about done right, but it makes sense to me. |
| 01:36.55 | mindjuju_ | with nobody here butme now, i can set somethings up the way it should be |
| 01:37.26 | peno | but I've no problem with the show and tell. |
| 01:37.49 | mindjuju_ | where do you work at? |
| 01:37.56 | peno | slc |
| 01:38.09 | beandog | show and tell? |
| 01:38.14 | peno | near the maverik center |
| 01:38.14 | beandog | that's like story time, but I have to go somewhere. |
| 01:38.26 | peno | but, we have cookies! |
| 01:38.37 | beandog | peno: what do you do for work? |
| 01:38.43 | peno | sysadmin |
| 01:38.46 | beandog | yay |
| 01:38.48 | beandog | ^5 |
| 01:38.51 | peno | wearer of many hats |
| 01:39.02 | mindjuju_ | yup |
| 01:39.05 | beandog | I wear all the hats when things work. And none when they break. |
| 01:39.26 | beandog | "You can't get on the Internet? That's weird." *streams music and netflix* |
| 01:39.43 | mindjuju_ | heh, i pulled that one the other day |
| 01:39.44 | peno | I love that question. |
| 01:40.30 | mindjuju_ | was downloading ubuntu for a desktop (don't have much call for it) and decided to just download it mid day |
| 01:40.44 | mindjuju_ | there was enough for the download, my music and prolly a few page clicks |
| 01:40.50 | beandog | Rule #1 of sysadmin. Whatever sysadmin does, is not wrong. |
| 01:41.20 | mindjuju_ | d00d, you should see my new digs |
| 01:41.37 | beandog | yah? |
| 01:41.40 | beandog | what you got |
| 01:41.48 | peno | i'm relieved that i don't have to worry about bandwidth constraints. |
| 01:42.01 | mindjuju_ | pulled out the really real power tools, found a nice piece of scrap wood in the warehouse, cut it to fit the cubicle, painted it and hung 4 monitors upsidedown to it |
| 01:42.04 | beandog | I don't have to worry about it. My coworkers do. |
| 01:42.14 | beandog | mindjuju: wat |
| 01:42.52 | mindjuju_ | so imagine an L-shaped cubicle desk, now imagine an L-shaped shelf that matches it (parallel to it) |
| 01:43.04 | peno | O_o |
| 01:43.06 | beandog | pics! |
| 01:43.11 | beandog | of el desko |
| 01:43.16 | mindjuju_ | now on the underside of the shelf, flip a monitor upside down and mount that to the bottom of the shelf |
| 01:43.23 | mindjuju_ | now x that by 3 more monitors |
| 01:43.58 | mindjuju_ | now, i have laptop on ubuntu running 2 monitors, 1 monitoris running ubuntu desktop that stays the whole time and 4 monitor is winders |
| 01:44.50 | mindjuju_ | it's a work in progress, but synergy is working well |
| 01:45.16 | mindjuju_ | the reason to hang the monitors upside down is that it gives you back your desktop counter space |
| 01:45.28 | beandog | I cant even ... |
| 01:45.31 | beandog | begin to imagine what this must look like. |
| 01:45.39 | peno | pics or it doesn't exist. |
| 01:45.50 | mindjuju_ | well, i'll turn on a light for you guys |
| 01:46.05 | peno | (and make sure you're wearing pants) |
| 01:46.27 | beandog | O.o |
| 01:46.34 | beandog | Have you had to say that before? |
| 01:47.05 | peno | well, you never know |
| 01:48.05 | mindjuju_ | k, pics taken, i'm uploading the now |
| 01:48.27 | beandog | I think that phrase could be naturally added to any request. |
| 01:49.49 | DexterTheDragon | wearing pants is only really necessary if you're cooking bacon |
| 01:50.53 | beandog | and even then |
| 01:50.55 | beandog | you just need an apron |
| 01:51.15 | beandog | er. in theory. |
| 01:51.17 | DexterTheDragon | ~beandog++ |
| 01:51.23 | mindjuju_ | beandog , peno - http://screencast.com/t/rm0jMjKSAtQ9 |
| 01:51.29 | peno | mmm bacon. |
| 01:51.39 | beandog | is this the pants or no pants version |
| 01:51.53 | beandog | o hey, they're upside down |
| 01:51.56 | beandog | what the what |
| 01:52.06 | mindjuju_ | http://screencast.com/t/ocvAAM44hiD4 |
| 01:52.09 | peno | O_o |
| 01:52.18 | mindjuju_ | close up on winders monitr as it has the most light |
| 01:52.26 | beandog | just ... what |
| 01:52.34 | beandog | I don't know if I'm amazed or horrified |
| 01:52.44 | mindjuju_ | i undid all the interrgation lights for 10 feet around me |
| 01:52.44 | peno | hacky! |
| 01:52.57 | mindjuju_ | yeah, way hacky |
| 01:53.46 | peno | I suppose if it works... |
| 01:54.03 | beandog | interrigation lights? |
| 01:54.10 | beandog | mindjuju: youve got some mad hardware there, man |
| 01:54.14 | beandog | I only work with one monitor |
| 01:54.20 | mindjuju_ | flourecent tube lights |
| 01:54.32 | peno | I don't want to know why he needs lights for interregations. |
| 01:54.51 | beandog | when a power cable works just fine. |
| 01:54.54 | mindjuju_ | i don't need 'em, that's why they turned off at the socket |
| 01:55.16 | mindjuju_ | maintenance man comes by a couple months ago and says, looks like burned lights, want me to fix them/ |
| 01:55.28 | mindjuju_ | i'm all, they aren't burned and the lights ARE fixed |
| 01:56.04 | beandog | ~steal mindjuju's light bulbs |
| 01:56.04 | ibot | ACTION grabs mindjuju's light bulbs and gives it to beandog |
| 01:56.15 | mindjuju_ | you can have them |
| 01:56.24 | beandog | so ... it's not stealing? |
| 01:56.29 | mindjuju_ | nope |
| 01:56.32 | beandog | meh |
| 01:56.33 | mindjuju_ | just swing on by |
| 01:56.39 | beandog | wait where are you |
| 01:56.42 | beandog | are you still in orem-land? |
| 01:56.43 | mindjuju_ | work |
| 01:56.46 | mindjuju_ | yup |
| 01:56.55 | beandog | aint gonna happen that. |
| 01:57.17 | mindjuju_ | you should swing by on way to school |
| 01:57.20 | mindjuju_ | or after |
| 01:57.25 | mindjuju_ | we could go out for a bite |
| 01:57.49 | mindjuju_ | course, i'm on campus during th edaylight this semester |
| 01:58.10 | beandog | Ive got school tomorrow in the am |
| 01:58.16 | mindjuju_ | O.o |
| 01:58.25 | mindjuju_ | no, i've got weekends off |
| 01:58.33 | beandog | what |
| 01:58.40 | beandog | Oh |
| 01:58.45 | mindjuju_ | well, from work and school, UTOS saturday is work day, butit isn't as stressful |
| 01:58.46 | beandog | I thought you were gonna think about this problem all weekend. |
| 01:58.48 | beandog | Better stay clocked in. |
| 01:59.10 | beandog | DexterTheDragon: you have the coolest dogs evar. |
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| 02:02.49 | mindjuju_ | well that's it for me, i'm out |
| 02:02.52 | mindjuju_ | cya beandog |
| 02:03.01 | beandog | tah |
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