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15:02.15mahelious‮‮this is what happens when i start my day reading xkcd.
15:02.36mahelioushmm, still left-aligned.  weird
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15:34.36josePHPagodahi all!
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15:51.37TuxToaster$rlart
15:51.37raifbotsend killer squirrels to attack SunSparc_.
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15:59.19ninnypants$lart TuxToaster
15:59.19raifbotpours hot grits down the front of TuxToaster's pants.
15:59.33TuxToaster$lart ninnypants
15:59.33raifbotthrows a AN/M-8 smoke grenade at ninnypants.
15:59.54ninnypantswell at least it wasn't hot grits down my pants
16:00.07TuxToaster~grits ninnypants
16:00.07ibotACTION sneaks up on ninnypants, readies the funnel, then pours hot grits down ninnypants's pants
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16:01.25ninnypants~dtd TuxToaster
16:01.48ninnypantsor is it dtdhit?
16:02.11DexterTheDragon~dtdhit ninnypants
16:02.11ibotACTION stikes at ninnypants with the evil rooster chop causing a very bad flesh wound!
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16:03.38TuxToasterbackfired.
16:03.39TuxToasterlol
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16:07.20ninnypants~lolstats TuxToaster
16:07.20ibotTuxToaster has said lol 1004 times (19.1 %), ranked 1/123 (percentile: 0.8 %)
16:07.36TuxToastergah
16:07.39TuxToaster~doh
16:07.39ibot[doh] what homer simpson says when sid crashes
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16:08.46ninnypantsI wonder if percentile: 0.8% means you are in the bottom 0.8% of lolers
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16:10.44TuxToaster~lolstats ninnypants
16:10.44ibotninnypants has said lol 0 times (0.0 %)
16:10.51ninnypantsTuxToaster: set up an auto spell correction for it
16:11.55TuxToasteryup yup
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16:52.42ninnypants$rlart
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16:57.15TuxToasterheh
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17:12.02mahelious~lolstats
17:12.02ibottotal count of lol on #uphpu: 5256.  Top 3: TuxToaster -- 1004 (19.1%), SunSparc -- 573 (10.9%), herlo -- 571 (10.9%)
17:19.48TuxToaster$lart mahelious
17:19.49raifbotaccelerates a free AOL cd to 50,000 rpm and lets mahelious feel it.
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17:26.13josephscottwow, carmony fell out of the top 3 for lolstats
17:26.49TuxToaster~blame herlo
17:26.49ibotACTION blames herlo (and Canada) for all the evil in the world
17:28.10skinner~blame Canada
17:28.10ibotACTION blames Canada (and Canada) for all the evil in the world
17:28.30skinnerThis message brought to you by the redundant department of redundancy.
17:28.32TuxToaster~redundant
17:28.32ibotfrom memory, redundant is found at the Department of Redundancy Department
17:28.35TuxToasterLOL
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18:27.41mindjuju~apb josephscott
18:27.42ibotACTION hires Leland to spray mace at josephscott
18:27.59mindjujuwell, that was a little more than i was expecting, but that works
18:28.22mindjujuhowdy josephscott, how long ago did you post your post to your blog
18:28.28mindjujuit doesn't give a time, just a date
18:28.45josephscottI published a post this morning
18:29.01mindjujuk
18:29.02josephscotthttp://josephscott.org/archives/2012/11/espn-princess-bride-references/
18:29.45josephscottI figured 24 hour granularity is probably enough for most of my posts :-)
18:30.04mindjujui'm looking at RSS aggregator + wp-cron
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18:44.06TuxToasterjosephscott: LOL
18:44.09TuxToasterthat's great
18:44.33josephscottThe Princess Bride is a great movie, lots of good quote material :-)
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18:51.17TuxToasterhttp://robwagpdx.com/dear-craigslist-why-wont-you-just-buy-my-fking-android-tablet/ a friend of a friend posted that
18:51.26TuxToasterand... just... wow.
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19:05.59tierraTuxToaster: haha, that's awesome
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19:40.46josePHPagodaanyone here have any experience with php-resque
19:40.52josePHPagodaor background workers in general in PHP?
19:42.26josePHPagodai'm looking at various implementation procedures
20:01.36fungus~squee
20:01.36ibotso cute!
20:01.43fungusSteam sale starts today
20:02.36skinnerfungus: I'm good. I can make my own.
20:02.38TuxToasterlol
20:02.50TuxToasterdangit I said it again
20:02.53TuxToaster-lol
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20:10.48fungusThe Walking Dead is only $12.49
20:10.52fungusGood buy
20:11.14skinnerGoodbye
20:11.16skinneroh wait
20:14.02SunSparc~lolstats TuxToaster
20:14.02ibotTuxToaster has said lol 1005 times (19.1 %), ranked 1/123 (percentile: 0.8 %)
20:14.14SunSparc~hail TuxToaster
20:14.14ibotACTION bows down to TuxToaster and chants, "I'M NOT WORTHY!!"
20:15.25SunSparcNow now, lets control our tempers.  :)
20:18.04SunSparcjosePHPagoda: php-resque looks cool.  On one project I use some unix daemon scripts to interact with the web application and handle background projects.
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20:19.11TuxToaster~tickle SunSparc
20:19.11ibotACTION jumps on SunSparc, yelling "TICKLE FIGHT!!!!"
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20:21.50TuxToasterhttp://www.macobserver.com/tmo/article/usb-3.0-hard-drives-can-cause-wi-fi-interference?utm_campaign=tmo_twitter
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20:51.00mindjuju~lart fungus
20:51.00ibotslams fungus against a large cement Tux
20:51.15mindjujuseemed like he needed a good lart
20:51.33fungus~lart mindjuju
20:51.33ibotoffers mindjuju some herring
20:51.51mindjujuuh, thx?
20:52.09mindjujuherring, hmm, maybe i'll grill it
20:52.10fungusI think I'd rather have the Tux myself.
20:52.15josephscott$8ball is today Friday?
20:52.16raifbotjosephscott - Reply hazy, try again.
21:01.04TuxToaster$8ball is today Frid-ay-ay-ay-ay?
21:01.05raifbotTuxToaster - You may rely on it.
21:07.53mindjuju3hrs and i'm starting to go cross-eyed
21:12.46mindjujuWHAT A STEAL!!! - http://www.ebay.com/itm/Dell-UltraScan-P780-17-CRT-Monitor-White-Trinitron-/221153681995?pt=Computer_Monitors&hash=item337dc9624b
21:12.53mindjujusomebody put a bid on it quick!!
21:14.03mindjujui don't think the DI takes CRTs any more
21:18.55TuxToastermindjuju: looks like someone already bought it
21:19.11mindjujunope, time ran out
21:19.20TuxToasterah
21:19.23mindjujuit had 2 minutes when i posted it
21:19.34mindjujustarting bid for 17" CRT, $39
21:19.36TuxToasterbetter deal http://www.ebay.com/itm/NEW-BOX-Dell-E773S-17-CRT-Monitor-Gray-/261108613805?_trksid=p2047675.m1850&_trkparms=aid%3D222002%26algo%3DSIC.FIT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D11%26meid%3D3624657933497109108%26pid%3D100011%26prg%3D1005%26rk%3D2%26sd%3D221153681995%26
21:19.47TuxToasterthough the shipping sucks
21:19.59mindjujuOH MY!
21:20.00mindjujuhttp://www.ebay.com/itm/Dell-Ultrascan-P780-GENUINE-NEW-/221041249755?_trksid=p2047675.m1850&_trkparms=aid%3D222002%26algo%3DSIC.FIT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D11%26meid%3D3624668860863193626%26pid%3D100011%26prg%3D1005%26rk%3D1%26sd%3D221153681995%26
21:20.07mindjujuit's genuine!!
21:20.18TuxToasterwow
21:20.24mindjujucause you know, there is a HUGE blackmarket for monitors like these
21:22.58mindjujuso i was off/on watching the walkthrough for Halo 4, and now i don't know if i even want to buy it
21:23.12mindjujucourse, i haven't mae it past like 30 minutes in halo3
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21:53.43romanovicwow, salt lake airport has Popeye's chicken now.
21:54.08romanovicDefinitely wasn't here last time I flew.
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22:01.13TuxToasteryeah just opened not long ago
22:02.34TuxToasterciao. have a great long weekend everyone.
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23:33.28SunSparcYou know, I do not think I would take a CRT monitor even if it was free, or even if someone paid me to take it.  Those things are big and bulky.
23:34.44SunSparc~CRT
23:34.44ibotcrt is probably (Cathode Ray Tube) This is one of the main components of monitors and TVs. A beam of electrons is shot towards the CRT and as they collide with phosphors on the inside surface, they produce light. Today, other technologies are performing better than the heavy and bulky tube monitors. LCD panels and projection units are both in contention, but they still can't come close to the low cost of a CRT monitor or TV.
23:38.15fungusI agree.
23:50.19mindjujuof course fungus agrees!
23:50.32mindjujuhe's been teasing me about my heavy laptops incessantly !!!1!!
23:50.50mindjujui loved those laptops, i should have never sold them :(
23:51.04mindjujusure they weighed 10lbs, but it had a full sized proc!!!
23:52.55maheliousSunSparc: the majority of the old crt's have pretty sad refresh rates, <60Hz.  i cant look at anything under 75 for more than a few minutes without getting a headache these days.
23:54.34SunSparcmahelious: We have come along way.  Now there are Retina displays.  So cool.
23:56.03maheliousgotta go get my turkey in the brine.
23:56.08mahelioushappy thanksgiving everybody.
23:56.11mindjujucya

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