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| 05:09.09 | mgeary | anyone around who uses WordPress much? Trying to figure out why is_ssl() is returning false |
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| 05:46.00 | tierra | mgeary: either $_SERVER['HTTPS'] needs to be "on" or $_SERVER['SERVER_PORT'] needs to be 443 for it to return true |
| 05:46.47 | tierra | usually I only see the wrong value return when it turns out that your web server is behind a SSL-terminated load balancer |
| 05:47.17 | mgeary | yeah, i think ngnix is causing some issues there |
| 05:47.30 | mgeary | just finished disabling nginx for now |
| 05:47.49 | tierra | it might also be possible that you have something else installed that is messing with $_SERVER variables |
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| 06:51.36 | mgeary | getting rid of nginx fixed it. that site didn't need it, so i'm calling it good for now |
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| 13:43.07 | mindjuju | did any of those ideas help thebigdog |
| 13:43.19 | thebigdog | yes mindjuju actually they did |
| 13:43.24 | thebigdog | i wanted to thank everyone |
| 13:43.36 | thebigdog | i made some adjustments to apache and it seems to be working now |
| 13:43.42 | thebigdog | dropped the maxclients |
| 13:43.47 | thebigdog | and some keepalives down |
| 13:43.57 | thebigdog | tweak some others a little |
| 13:43.59 | mindjuju | what did you drop keep alive to? |
| 13:44.18 | thebigdog | i had it at 15 and dropped it down to 10 |
| 13:44.25 | mindjuju | ah |
| 13:44.41 | mindjuju | i'm glad things worked out well |
| 13:44.43 | thebigdog | now it is running pretty good |
| 13:44.53 | thebigdog | i used apache ab to fine tune it |
| 13:45.07 | thebigdog | so thanks |
| 13:45.42 | mindjuju | i've never used this before, looks good |
| 13:47.48 | thebigdog | yeah i apache meter is good too |
| 13:47.54 | thebigdog | apache jmeter |
| 13:48.11 | thebigdog | also i had postfix running and did not factor that memory usage into the mix |
| 13:48.19 | thebigdog | that is what kinda got everything off balance |
| 13:48.34 | mindjuju | jmeter i've used, that is good |
| 13:48.38 | thebigdog | i did some mysql stuff too |
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| 13:48.51 | thebigdog | so doing those 3 things got it working |
| 13:48.56 | mindjuju | i like it because i can have it hit different pages and test different scripts, etc |
| 13:49.25 | thebigdog | for sure |
| 13:49.41 | thebigdog | t/l mindjuju have to take the kids to school and then commute |
| 13:49.58 | mindjuju | cya |
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| 14:58.56 | mindjuju | spinning one for josephscott, its 9a time to get some work done around here - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDa-k81g_3M |
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| 14:59.34 | josephscott | can't go wrong with some good ol' INSOC |
| 14:59.41 | mindjuju | word |
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| 15:05.40 | TuxToaster | $rlart |
| 15:05.40 | raifbot | hereby declares romanovic a troll. |
| 15:06.36 | mindjuju | sup tux |
| 15:08.06 | TuxToaster | how's it going mindjuju? did you figure out the PCI questions you had a while back? |
| 15:08.33 | mindjuju | about first 6 or last 4? |
| 15:08.54 | mindjuju | yeah, it's like you said, es ok, but i needed to find it in the print, so if i recall it's section 3.1.3 |
| 15:09.32 | TuxToaster | I don't know if we got that far... you were wondering which SAQ applied IIRC |
| 15:09.48 | mindjuju | oh that too |
| 15:10.00 | TuxToaster | storing the last 4 is fine for sure |
| 15:10.24 | mindjuju | oh yeah, i found an online questionairre to take real fast |
| 15:10.42 | TuxToaster | storing the first 6 and last 4 together likely would be as well but doesn't leave much in between :P |
| 15:10.53 | TuxToaster | might I ask why you store the first 6? |
| 15:11.09 | mindjuju | beats the H out of me |
| 15:11.12 | TuxToaster | LOL |
| 15:11.15 | mindjuju | ;) |
| 15:11.59 | mindjuju | i'm not a lawyer but i played one in a play once and i guess that's good enough to put me in charge of PCI compliance |
| 15:12.10 | TuxToaster | I'd do some poking around if I were you... if they are simply storing it so that the type of card is known, it'd be better and safer to store a type ID with the record and only the last 4 |
| 15:12.17 | ShunkyDave | mindjuju, call Security Metrics |
| 15:12.29 | mindjuju | i've called them actually |
| 15:12.30 | mindjuju | twice |
| 15:12.33 | ShunkyDave | ? |
| 15:12.36 | ShunkyDave | and they didn't help you? |
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| 15:13.09 | ninnypants | mindjuju: new place you found sounds cool |
| 15:13.22 | mindjuju | well, i didn't say SM didn't help, you just said call them, i was saying i did |
| 15:13.31 | TuxToaster | there is one thing I know the first 6 are useful for -- if you have some kind of business rule where you don't allow prepaid cards for certain payments, there are services that can use the first 6 digits to determine if the card is prepaid |
| 15:13.37 | mindjuju | ninnypants - i haven't posted that out yet |
| 15:13.41 | mindjuju | Wednesday :) |
| 15:13.57 | mindjuju | TuxToaster, yeah section 3.1.3 says either first 6 or last 4 ok |
| 15:14.19 | ShunkyDave | lol mindjuju |
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| 15:14.33 | mindjuju | ShunkyDave, i called SM on PCI Compliance testing to get pricing and i called them about an IDS that i found that had SM sticker on it |
| 15:14.48 | mindjuju | was wondering what it was more exactly as it was in our server room not connected or doing anything |
| 15:14.55 | ShunkyDave | pricing too much? |
| 15:15.05 | mindjuju | come to find out it was like a 1st gen IDS we bought from SM |
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| 15:15.49 | mindjuju | ShunkyDave, so this is one of those cases where really the answer is yes and no |
| 15:16.06 | ShunkyDave | too bad |
| 15:16.20 | ShunkyDave | I know if you're paying them, they'll do almost all the heavy lifting with you (hand holding) |
| 15:17.05 | mindjuju | So i called SM and talked to a guy named Tom |
| 15:17.21 | mindjuju | we stepped through it all and his recommendation was we consider tokenization to minimize the PCI profile |
| 15:17.27 | mindjuju | so that's what we did |
| 15:18.12 | TuxToaster | mindjuju: yeah, in terms of storage you're fine storing a maximum of first 6 + last 4. You're still subject to compliance since your app has full access to the entire PAN when processing the card though, even if you're not storing it. ;-) |
| 15:18.13 | mindjuju | i think it was tom i talked to, there were actually a few people there i spoke with |
| 15:18.38 | mindjuju | yes, there is some PCI responsiblities, but not nearly as much as we had before |
| 15:18.45 | ShunkyDave | with tokenization, do you need to store anything? |
| 15:18.53 | ShunkyDave | I know at my place of business we don't |
| 15:19.02 | TuxToaster | ShunkyDave: you store the token, but that's it |
| 15:19.05 | mindjuju | just a token (representation of the CC stored by a 3rd party) |
| 15:19.05 | ShunkyDave | right |
| 15:19.10 | ShunkyDave | no 6 +last 4 |
| 15:19.18 | TuxToaster | if you're lucky the token has the last 4 digits in it, ours does at least |
| 15:19.21 | ShunkyDave | no storage of anything |
| 15:19.34 | TuxToaster | so 4111111111111111 becomes 237893243243241111 |
| 15:20.07 | TuxToaster | makes it nice because it can be stored and treated like a card number but without the security implications |
| 15:20.41 | mindjuju | do you work at SM ShunkyDave? |
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| 15:20.56 | ShunkyDave | I did, for two weeks |
| 15:21.23 | mindjuju | are you in infosec? |
| 15:21.24 | ShunkyDave | They wanted me on the phones, I wanted to be in the development dept |
| 15:21.33 | ShunkyDave | yes, now I am in infosec |
| 15:21.57 | mindjuju | have blog? |
| 15:22.14 | ShunkyDave | not a security one |
| 15:22.18 | ShunkyDave | starting one, actually |
| 15:22.19 | mindjuju | :( |
| 15:22.20 | TuxToaster | infosec == "SHH! Don't say that!" :P |
| 15:22.49 | ShunkyDave | is there anything I can tell you now that you were hoping I might have blogged about? |
| 15:23.08 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 15:24.12 | mindjuju | infosec is the path i'm headed towards combinging programming with systems admin |
| 15:24.16 | DexterTheDragon | as someone who is dealing with stolen CC fraud I would appreciate it if no one stored my CC info |
| 15:24.21 | mindjuju | i'm just looking for other like minded individuals |
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| 15:25.50 | ShunkyDave | I'm like minded :) |
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| 15:26.01 | ShunkyDave | when I get my blog up and healthy, I'll share |
| 15:27.12 | mindjuju | fo sho |
| 15:27.24 | mindjuju | so ShunkyDave, did we talk during UTOSC 2012 about side B? |
| 15:27.29 | TuxToaster | $lart ninnypants |
| 15:27.30 | raifbot | steals ninnypants's mojo. |
| 15:27.51 | ShunkyDave | did you and I talk? not that I know of |
| 15:27.56 | ShunkyDave | I wasn't at UTOSC 2012 |
| 15:28.01 | ShunkyDave | but Side B? |
| 15:28.10 | ShunkyDave | Are you referring to BSidesSLC? |
| 15:28.31 | mindjuju | so side b are defcon talks that are re-presented in alt locations, there is an effort to start a side b conf in SLC |
| 15:28.49 | ShunkyDave | I'm on the organizing commitee for BSidesSLC |
| 15:28.54 | ShunkyDave | Feb 2nd, 2013 |
| 15:29.13 | mindjuju | yup that's it |
| 15:29.26 | mindjuju | i talked to one of the guys at UTOSC about that conf |
| 15:29.29 | ShunkyDave | but in truth, BSides were more an overflow from Blackhat 2010, and are now becoming a global organization |
| 15:29.40 | mindjuju | have website? |
| 15:29.44 | ShunkyDave | we don't yet |
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| 15:29.51 | mindjuju | i googled for it just now, but douldn't find it |
| 15:29.52 | ShunkyDave | we're just now locking down the local |
| 15:29.58 | ShunkyDave | locale |
| 15:30.11 | mindjuju | i thought i found a website with some general info like 2wks ago |
| 15:30.14 | ninnypants | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! not my mojo |
| 15:30.29 | TuxToaster | ~give ninnypants his mojo back |
| 15:30.29 | ibot | ACTION gives his mojo back to ninnypants |
| 15:30.40 | TuxToaster | well, that came out unexpectedly |
| 15:30.59 | TuxToaster | ibot needs to learn about subject verb agreement. |
| 15:31.07 | mindjuju | personally, i don't know why you were handling his mojo, but i recommend you wash your hands afterwards |
| 15:31.18 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 15:31.22 | mindjuju | ShunkyDave, this is what i saw - http://www.securitybsides.com/w/page/12194156/FrontPage |
| 15:32.03 | ShunkyDave | right. Once we lock down the location and have some financials in place, they'll put us on the official calendar |
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| 15:32.13 | ShunkyDave | until then, we're 'possible' |
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| 15:36.12 | mindjuju | sadly my brain doesn't store numbers as well as other things |
| 15:36.29 | mindjuju | i store tinyint well though |
| 15:36.33 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 15:36.45 | TuxToaster | tinyint(3) or tinyint(1) ? |
| 15:36.51 | mindjuju | 3 |
| 15:36.55 | mindjuju | o.O |
| 15:36.58 | TuxToaster | just checking |
| 15:41.17 | ShunkyDave | back |
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| 16:13.46 | josephscott | carmony: any update on new arrival? |
| 16:14.29 | carmony | just that it looks like it could happen in the next week or so |
| 16:14.58 | macnewbold | nice! be ready… we had a planned c-section for friday, and had final prep to do this week, and instead had the baby sunday night... |
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| 16:15.08 | macnewbold | we should have known better |
| 16:15.38 | *** topic/#UPHPU by macnewbold -> Utah PHP Users Group | uphpu.org |
| 16:16.43 | TuxToaster | macnewbold: congrats, btw. He's cute. |
| 16:16.43 | ninnypants | macnewbold: did you just have a new little one? |
| 16:16.56 | ninnypants | macnewbold: congrats |
| 16:17.19 | TuxToaster | ~lart wps |
| 16:17.19 | ibot | whacks wps upside the head |
| 16:17.37 | macnewbold | thanks |
| 16:22.00 | herlo | macnewbold: congrats man! |
| 16:22.19 | herlo | oh, and carmony, it's a *fun* ride! :) |
| 16:27.25 | itimber | macnewbold: congratulations!! |
| 16:27.45 | itimber | we are due on 11-4, but she's having solid contractions now |
| 16:27.45 | macnewbold | thanks herlo, itimber |
| 16:27.51 | macnewbold | oh wow |
| 16:27.57 | itimber | so, I'm right there with ya |
| 16:28.01 | itimber | yeah |
| 16:28.24 | herlo | itimber: ooh, happy times! |
| 16:31.26 | itimber | thanks herlo |
| 16:31.41 | itimber | macnewbold: what did you have? |
| 16:31.47 | itimber | I guess I should read back |
| 16:31.54 | macnewbold | ours is another boy |
| 16:32.17 | macnewbold | what about you? |
| 16:42.16 | PoeticIntensity | congrats, itimber@ |
| 16:42.17 | PoeticIntensity | ! |
| 16:46.29 | TuxToaster | seems like a lot of people are having kids recently |
| 16:47.47 | itimber | thanks PoeticIntensity |
| 16:48.04 | PoeticIntensity | sure thing. Nothing better (or worse) in life than having kids... :) |
| 16:48.08 | itimber | macnewbold: we're thinking it's a boy, but that's not confirmed |
| 16:49.23 | TuxToaster | itimber: nice. People thought I was crazy for wanting to be surprised |
| 16:49.45 | itimber | haha |
| 16:50.01 | itimber | you're not crazy, TuxToaster |
| 16:50.18 | itimber | it's pretty cool to not know |
| 16:50.19 | TuxToaster | maybe not, but my kid turned out to be. lol. |
| 16:50.26 | itimber | hahaha |
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| 17:34.54 | ninnypants | guy is going to jump from 120,000 feet http://www.redbullstratos.com/live/ |
| 17:35.06 | ninnypants | about 1 minute before he does |
| 17:42.09 | john_anderson | meteorologist is shaking his head |
| 17:42.26 | DexterTheDragon | and they aborted |
| 17:42.32 | ninnypants | yep |
| 17:42.40 | ninnypants | too bad |
| 17:43.21 | romanovic | bummer. |
| 17:45.42 | TuxToaster | could they say the word "disappointed" more ? I don't feel it. |
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| 17:53.30 | TuxToaster | weird... they say the winds can't be more than 2mph |
| 17:53.37 | TuxToaster | but the site there says they are only 0.8mph |
| 17:54.41 | ninnypants | TuxToaster: I think it was the gusts that were causing problems |
| 17:57.42 | TuxToaster | yeah still listening to it, they just said the winds have calmed enough they could have done it, but now that the balloon has been opened they can't use it again |
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| 18:52.10 | carmony | lol mindjuju |
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| 19:22.34 | TuxToaster | carmony: you should have just said "lol"... you need to catch up so my lead doesn't look so bad. |
| 19:28.17 | carmony | haha |
| 19:28.19 | carmony | nope :P |
| 19:46.56 | TuxToaster | carmony: I will get you. Someday. |
| 19:50.22 | josePHPagoda | do we have a ha ha stats? |
| 19:50.27 | josePHPagoda | ~hahastats |
| 20:03.24 | josephscott | ~ha hastats |
| 20:12.18 | ninnypants | ~hehstats |
| 20:12.18 | ibot | total count of heh on #uphpu: 1585. Top 3: beandog -- 488 (30.8%), SunSparc -- 235 (14.8%), mgeary -- 189 (11.9%) |
| 20:13.08 | tierra | heh |
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| 20:22.49 | ninnypants | http://www.patentlyo.com/patent/2012/10/federal-circuit-to-announce-whether-software-is-patentable-en-banc-rehearing-on-section-101-issues.html |
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| 20:39.38 | TuxToaster | $rlart |
| 20:39.39 | raifbot | breaks out the Hoover and sucks up UtahDave. |
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| 21:46.03 | Bikerdan | Howdy everyone. My recruiters haven't spammed the group for a while. ;) I just thought I'd let everyone know we're still hiring. Anyone interested should know we're doing an open house Thursday night. If you're interested, PM me and I'll let you know time and location. |
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| 21:56.55 | Skinner | Who you work for again? |
| 21:57.16 | Skinner | Bikerdan ^ |
| 21:57.23 | tierra | I believe it's InsideSales.com |
| 21:58.16 | Bikerdan | Yes, InsideSales.com |
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| 22:12.21 | knicholes | Bikerdan: Do you work with Carl?! |
| 22:18.39 | Bikerdan | Yep. |
| 22:22.13 | knicholes | Bikerdan: You should tell him that his cord has been found. |
| 22:30.52 | Bikerdan | I don't see him now. I'll let him know when I do. :) |
| 22:30.59 | Bikerdan | So how do you know Carl? |
| 22:44.12 | knicholes | Bikerdan: Oh, he used to come to these monthly meetings my wife would hold. She stopped holding them, though. |
| 22:51.49 | Bikerdan | knicholes: Cool. |
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| 22:57.33 | SunSparc_ | ~rlart |
| 22:57.33 | ibot | flings poo at josePHPagoda |
| 22:57.52 | SunSparc | It wasn't me, it was SunSparc_ |
| 22:57.55 | TuxToaster | ... |
| 22:58.06 | TuxToaster | really, SunSparc? really? |
| 22:58.14 | SunSparc | lol |
| 22:58.21 | TuxToaster | $8ball was it SunSparc incognito? |
| 22:58.23 | raifbot | TuxToaster - Outlook good. |
| 22:58.30 | TuxToaster | raifbot: no, Outlook sucks. |
| 22:58.37 | SunSparc | ~quiet raifbot |
| 22:58.42 | TuxToaster | $8ball was it SunSparc incognito? |
| 22:58.43 | raifbot | TuxToaster - Yes - definitely. |
| 22:58.46 | TuxToaster | much better. |
| 22:58.56 | SunSparc | ibot: silence raifbot |
| 22:58.56 | ibot | ACTION shoves an apple in raifbot's mouth, shoves a spit through ... well, uhm, anyway ... then builds a nice fire and starts roasting |
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| 23:00.40 | TuxToaster | wps: it was an impostor. |
| 23:00.49 | TuxToaster | that seems to be going around the last 10 minutes. |
| 23:01.42 | TuxToaster | hmm, maybe an ampersand would work better |
| 23:01.58 | TuxToaster | less lethal, apparently. |
| 23:03.51 | SunSparc | ibot: silence raifbot |
| 23:03.51 | ibot | ACTION shoves an apple in raifbot's mouth, shoves a spit through ... well, uhm, anyway ... then builds a nice fire and starts roasting |
| 23:04.29 | SunSparc | ~nickometer TuxToaster |
| 23:04.37 | TuxToaster | w00t! |
| 23:05.17 | SunSparc | ~nickometer jnbek^dtd |
| 23:05.33 | SunSparc | ~nickometer optikal_ |
| 23:05.41 | TuxToaster | ~nickometer SunSparc |
| 23:05.59 | TuxToaster | why does ibot insist on strtolower()ing nicks? :P |
| 23:06.11 | SunSparc | Yeah, that is pretty lame. |
| 23:06.20 | TuxToaster | ~nickometer ibot |
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| 23:06.30 | SunSparc | ibot: We find it lame how you lowercase all nicks. |
| 23:06.34 | TuxToaster | ibot: egotistical much? |
| 23:06.45 | SunSparc | heh |
| 23:06.51 | TuxToaster | ~nickometer %!@#$#@!%@#$#@ |
| 23:06.56 | TuxToaster | lol |
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| 23:07.34 | TuxToaster | how does one become 100% lame? |
| 23:07.50 | SunSparc | I do not think we were ever able to get to 100%. |
| 23:08.00 | TuxToaster | ~nickometer `~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></., |
| 23:08.02 | SunSparc | We played around with it quite a bit a long time ago. |
| 23:08.07 | TuxToaster | well, closer. |
| 23:08.12 | TuxToaster | yeah, I vaguely remember |
| 23:08.26 | TuxToaster | I think it is comparing a list of symbols |
| 23:08.52 | TuxToaster | and the more of that list it contains the more it is lame |
| 23:08.58 | TuxToaster | ~nickometer `~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,testonetwothree |
| 23:09.03 | TuxToaster | hmm |
| 23:09.21 | SunSparc | ~nickometer TuxToaster ~!@#$%^&*()_+`{}|[]\:";'<>?,./-=1234567890qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmQWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM |
| 23:09.28 | TuxToaster | ~nickometer `~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></., |
| 23:09.34 | SunSparc | lol |
| 23:09.34 | TuxToaster | OH so close |
| 23:09.40 | TuxToaster | ~nickometer `~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^& |
| 23:09.40 | TuxToaster | *()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></., |
| 23:09.44 | TuxToaster | doh |
| 23:09.51 | PoeticIntensity | LOL |
| 23:09.54 | PoeticIntensity | (IRL) |
| 23:09.57 | SunSparc | Might require a flook |
| 23:10.06 | SunSparc | PoeticIntensity: Nice :) |
| 23:10.20 | TuxToaster | apparently those extra ones were only worth 0.0001% |
| 23:10.22 | PoeticIntensity | hehe... |
| 23:10.43 | TuxToaster | ~nickometer `~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^& |
| 23:10.43 | TuxToaster | *()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></ |
| 23:10.43 | TuxToaster | .,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></.,`~!@#$%^&*()_+-=|}{\][":';?></., |
| 23:10.47 | TuxToaster | doh. |
| 23:10.49 | TuxToaster | ok I'm done. |
| 23:10.59 | TuxToaster | didn't realize it actually broke it into multiple lines |
| 23:11.08 | TuxToaster | (i.e. separate messages) |
| 23:11.25 | TuxToaster | or at least my client shows it that way |
| 23:11.42 | SunSparc | My client also. |
| 23:11.48 | TuxToaster | "ibot" is 100% lame, ibot. |
| 23:12.02 | TuxToaster | romanovic: no, but that's not a half bad idea.... |
| 23:12.09 | TuxToaster | err, I mean... hi. |
| 23:13.00 | TuxToaster | and with that, I'm going home. ciao for now. |
| 23:14.11 | SunSparc | $forkbomb ibot |
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| 23:29.06 | fungus | ~forkbomb |
| 23:29.06 | ibot | forkbomb is, like, Do not type this into a shell-> :(){ :|:& };: |
| 23:38.16 | PoeticIntensity | hmm.... |
| 23:38.22 | PoeticIntensity | I'm half-way tempted to try it... :) |
| 23:41.35 | SunSparc | Me too |
| 23:41.48 | PoeticIntensity | maybe not.... :) |
| 23:41.51 | PoeticIntensity | http://www.cyberciti.biz/faq/understanding-bash-fork-bomb/ |
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| 23:43.23 | SunSparc | Muwahahahahaha |
| 23:44.16 | PoeticIntensity | Looks tempting, huh.... |
| 23:44.18 | SunSparc | I love the warning: "These examples may crash your computer if executed." |
| 23:44.36 | SunSparc | Where is my test boxen.... |
| 23:47.01 | SunSparc | This is actually pretty cool from a sys admin perspective. |
| 23:47.35 | SunSparc | I am nowhere near the level of fungus, but I do enjoy doing light sys admin as a hobby. |