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| 03:03.15 | herlo | okay, this is rad. http://www.thedaily.com/page/2012/02/21/022112-tech-news-transistor |
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| 03:10.06 | undertakingyou | herlo: that is cool. |
| 03:11.29 | herlo | undertakingyou: hey, how goes it? |
| 03:11.30 | herlo | long time |
| 03:11.41 | undertakingyou | Has been, really long. |
| 03:11.45 | undertakingyou | It goes pretty well. |
| 03:11.49 | undertakingyou | What about you? |
| 03:12.03 | herlo | things are good here. I've been really busy lately. |
| 03:12.23 | herlo | still up at Larkin? I assume so, but not completely sure |
| 03:12.35 | undertakingyou | I am still working at Larkins, yes. |
| 03:12.42 | herlo | cool |
| 03:12.45 | undertakingyou | To much work really :P |
| 03:13.22 | herlo | undertakingyou: still the director of IT or what not? |
| 03:14.18 | undertakingyou | Yep, still do that. I have offloaded a lot of the minutia to an outside company, but still oversee it all. |
| 03:16.48 | undertakingyou | Are you still working for RedHat? |
| 03:17.17 | herlo | nope |
| 03:17.19 | herlo | never worked there |
| 03:17.25 | herlo | I was a contractor though |
| 03:17.37 | herlo | but I'm now actually working at The Linux Foundation |
| 03:17.47 | herlo | undertakingyou: brb, gotta put the kiddo to bed |
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| 03:27.08 | herlo | undertakingyou: how's the family? |
| 03:27.44 | undertakingyou | Doing good man. Growing up like crazy. Sounds like yours is doing well, or at least is now in bed :) |
| 03:28.10 | herlo | yeah, he's now 2 years old and growing like a weed |
| 03:28.28 | herlo | we're hoping to have another one around the time he turns 3 |
| 03:28.38 | herlo | still working on it though :) |
| 03:28.45 | herlo | undertakingyou: how old are yours? |
| 03:29.00 | herlo | oh, and the 12-yo is doing well, I'm actually chatting with him in gtalk |
| 03:29.43 | undertakingyou | Nice |
| 03:29.48 | undertakingyou | Mine are now 4 and 1. |
| 03:29.55 | herlo | oh, two girls right? |
| 03:30.01 | herlo | very nice! |
| 03:30.04 | undertakingyou | The 4yo is doing preschool and loving it. |
| 03:30.08 | undertakingyou | Yeah, both girls. |
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| 03:31.31 | herlo | yeah, we're planning on that for the little one next year. He's already counting to 20 and knows most of his letters, so we figure we better get him socialized |
| 03:32.37 | undertakingyou | heh, good idea |
| 03:32.55 | herlo | I'm sure your 4-yo is benefitting from that |
| 03:35.40 | undertakingyou | She is, a bunch. In fact, she has found all these little friends, including cameron whom she refers to as her boyfriend. |
| 03:38.04 | herlo | haha |
| 03:38.21 | herlo | undertakingyou: get your shotgun ready man, you are going to be cleaning it a lot in a few years. :) |
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| 03:38.48 | undertakingyou | I know. I keep telling becky that this is why we had guns prior to having kids! |
| 03:38.57 | undertakingyou | Well, nice chatting, I have to run though. |
| 03:38.58 | undertakingyou | TTYL |
| 03:39.06 | herlo | take care |
| 03:39.07 | herlo | same here |
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| 14:46.28 | josephscott | $rlart |
| 14:46.28 | raifbot | decapitates Bikerdan conan the destroyer style. |
| 14:46.55 | josephscott | $8ball was that old conan? |
| 14:46.55 | raifbot | josephscott - My reply is no. |
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| 14:47.02 | josephscott | $8ball was that new conan? |
| 14:47.02 | raifbot | josephscott - Don't count on it. |
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| 14:50.08 | TuxToaster | $8ball future conan? |
| 14:50.08 | raifbot | TuxToaster - Outlook good. |
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| 14:55.57 | mindjuju | i think you guys have it worng |
| 14:56.18 | mindjuju | it's not Arnold Conan, and it's not the new movie Conan, so that leaves only CoCo |
| 14:56.26 | mindjuju | Conan O'brien |
| 14:56.30 | mindjuju | he's gonna get ya |
| 14:57.49 | Bikerdan | That's what I was afraid of! |
| 14:57.56 | josephscott | $8ball is coco swinging the sword now? |
| 14:57.56 | raifbot | josephscott - Most likely. |
| 14:58.05 | mindjuju | told ya |
| 14:58.23 | Bikerdan | He must have been hiding it in his hair. |
| 14:58.32 | mindjuju | he'll prolly tell jokes and do a silly jig whilst you breathe your last breath |
| 14:58.40 | Bikerdan | lol |
| 14:59.01 | mindjuju | alright, i need a good "fired up" song to get started today |
| 14:59.06 | josephscott | I wonder if that makes coco the tallest of the conans |
| 14:59.14 | josephscott | ~fire-up mindjuju |
| 14:59.19 | josephscott | ~fire mindjuju |
| 14:59.19 | ibot | ACTION cusses mindjuju out, "that's one screw-up too many, mindjuju!". ibot grabs mindjuju by the scruff of the neck and bodily heaves him out the window into a nearby dumpster. |
| 14:59.30 | mindjuju | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE |
| 14:59.31 | josephscott | hmm, wrong kind of fired up :-( |
| 15:00.18 | Bikerdan | mindjuju: Nice choice. |
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| 15:00.35 | mindjuju | word |
| 15:03.33 | Bikerdan | mindjuju: I think that's what Gilbert Godfried would sound like if he was a rapper... |
| 15:04.04 | mindjuju | heh |
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| 15:08.36 | mindjuju | bruce lee is like bacon, goes well with anything |
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| 15:08.57 | mindjuju | Downton Abbey + Bruce Lee = AWESOME |
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| 15:14.00 | SunSparc | mindjuju: My brother found your estate, thinks it is pretty cool. Now I just need to find it. |
| 15:14.12 | mindjuju | just follow the brick path |
| 15:14.25 | SunSparc | All too easy... |
| 15:14.38 | mindjuju | i haven't been on there REALLY playing in a while |
| 15:14.47 | mindjuju | i just log in and let the wheat and animals grow |
| 15:15.02 | SunSparc | heh, yeah, I know what you mean. |
| 15:15.22 | mindjuju | I was thinking i might go run into a cave after i have a couple stacks of steaks, etc |
| 15:15.39 | SunSparc | It is hard to get on because I know that even if I say, just five minutes, it will turn into two hours. |
| 15:15.52 | mindjuju | yup |
| 15:15.58 | SunSparc | Make sure you have plenty of armor and food. |
| 15:16.11 | mindjuju | yeah, i got some gold and iron |
| 15:16.33 | mindjuju | word |
| 15:17.05 | mindjuju | ninnypants - here is next music video to get you fired up - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTjnhS96Nyo |
| 15:17.20 | mindjuju | Blow Me Away from Breaking Benjamin and clips of 300 |
| 15:17.37 | mindjuju | it's like espresso, get ya fired up |
| 15:18.04 | mgeary | SunSparc: i saw you quoting T. Harv on FB…. He used to be a big client of ours |
| 15:18.41 | SunSparc | mgeary: Oh yeah? That is pretty cool. |
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| 15:19.41 | mgeary | did you just come across a quote, or have you been to one of his seminars? |
| 15:21.37 | SunSparc | mgeary: I follow him on Twitter. But I have never been to a seminar of his. Learned about him from someone a while back. |
| 15:22.00 | mgeary | aha |
| 15:22.30 | mgeary | not really my thing, but he's a nice enough guy. We do miss their business |
| 15:30.37 | ninnypants | I'm setting up a query off one table that should only have some specific joins when conditions are met if the conditions aren't met for the joins do I still get data off the main table of the query? |
| 15:34.16 | tierra | depends on the type of JOIN |
| 15:34.24 | tierra | if LEFT JOIN, yes |
| 15:34.51 | tierra | if INNER or RIGHT JOIN, no |
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| 15:39.04 | ninnypants | cool that's what I figured just wanted to make sure |
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| 16:44.43 | SunSparc | ibot: while(THESUNSTILLSHINES){~rlart} |
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| 16:48.34 | SunSparc | ~rlart |
| 16:48.34 | ibot | beats the living hamstercrap out of stderr- |
| 16:48.57 | SunSparc | lol, flood warning. |
| 16:48.59 | SunSparc | ~rlart |
| 16:48.59 | ibot | keeps mailing mindjuju free America Online CDs until he drowns |
| 16:49.48 | SunSparc | ~rlart |
| 16:49.48 | ibot | eats wps's liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti |
| 16:50.02 | wps | 'sal right |
| 16:50.06 | wps | don't need my liver |
| 16:50.16 | SunSparc | Yeah, I gave mine up yesterday. |
| 17:03.41 | DexterTheDragon | mindjuju: Required Listening http://www.chma.fm/Sean_Keating_-_And_Now_For_Something_Completely_Different.mp3 |
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| 17:09.04 | DexterTheDragon | SunSparc: wait for the drop at 15min and 17min then you'll really be bobbing |
| 17:09.45 | SunSparc | ... and bobs... |
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| 17:20.23 | SunSparc | Here comes the drop in... 5... |
| 17:21.29 | SunSparc | Smooth |
| 17:22.16 | josephscott | $chuck-fact |
| 17:22.16 | raifbot | Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris. |
| 17:22.44 | SunSparc | Luke, use the Chuck! |
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| 18:04.29 | beandog | Okay, how would I go about doing this .... I have *.domain.com resolving to a box, but I want something to say that some of those subdomains are rerouted to another IP address locally |
| 18:04.42 | beandog | would I put a proxy in front of the webserver, and just have it split ip addresses? |
| 18:21.43 | SunSparc | beandog: If they are rerouted locally, then it should not matter what the global DNS says. Correct? |
| 18:23.36 | beandog | rerouted between two web servers |
| 18:23.49 | beandog | DNS is fine |
| 18:24.01 | beandog | I'm talking about splitting what subdomain goes to what web server, internally |
| 18:24.16 | SunSparc | Right, that is what I mean. |
| 18:24.42 | beandog | uh |
| 18:24.43 | beandog | okay |
| 18:24.58 | SunSparc | So I probably do not understand what you are wanting. |
| 18:25.12 | SunSparc | You have two internal web servers? |
| 18:25.18 | beandog | yes |
| 18:25.24 | SunSparc | And you want to redirect a sub-domain to those? |
| 18:25.29 | beandog | foo.domain.com goes to one, bar.domain.com goes to another |
| 18:25.38 | beandog | is what I want |
| 18:26.05 | SunSparc | Right, and the global DNS for the TLD has a wildcard on it? |
| 18:26.10 | beandog | yah |
| 18:26.38 | fungus | beandog, can you just add a specific DNS entry for that subdomain? |
| 18:26.40 | SunSparc | So, internally you can catch all the traffic to whatever sub-domains you want and redirect them whereever. |
| 18:27.02 | SunSparc | Without touching the global DNS. |
| 18:27.15 | beandog | SunSparc: right. |
| 18:27.20 | beandog | fungus: no, they're internal |
| 18:27.37 | SunSparc | DexterTheDragon: Just finished listening. Pretty good stuff. |
| 18:27.38 | fungus | Do you have multiple public IPs? |
| 18:27.43 | beandog | fungus: |
| 18:27.43 | beandog | no |
| 18:27.55 | fungus | bummer. gonna have to use some sort of proxy then. |
| 18:28.03 | beandog | fungus: yah, that's what I wanna do |
| 18:28.08 | beandog | er, if thats possible |
| 18:28.10 | SunSparc | beandog: Does public need access at all? Or is this only for internal traffic? |
| 18:28.14 | fungus | In apache you can add a vhost for that subdomain which proxies to another server. |
| 18:28.53 | beandog | fungus: yah I tried that, didn't work, becuase one's on the dmz |
| 18:28.55 | influx | rawr |
| 18:29.05 | influx | mindjuju: soup |
| 18:29.11 | fungus | something like ProxyPass / http://server2.internal.local/ |
| 18:29.28 | beandog | so I wanna put on on the firewall, so it can redirect to both internal and the dmz |
| 18:29.38 | beandog | er, not redirect. split. |
| 18:29.56 | fungus | Can't do it at the IP layer. Has to be at the HTTP layer. |
| 18:30.16 | beandog | that's what I wanna do |
| 18:30.20 | beandog | Am I not explaining this right or what |
| 18:30.25 | beandog | global dns -> firewall -> dmz |
| 18:30.26 | fungus | Right so you need to proxy it. |
| 18:30.29 | beandog | that's how http://foo.domain.com works now |
| 18:30.38 | beandog | I want foo.domain.com -> firewall -> dmz |
| 18:30.48 | beandog | and bar.domain.com -> firewall -> other box |
| 18:30.57 | beandog | fungus: yah, it won't work in apache though |
| 18:31.08 | fungus | right, so put the proxy stuff on the dmz to proxy to the other box |
| 18:31.08 | beandog | I've got squid already on the firewall, I'm thinking I can probaly use that? |
| 18:31.24 | beandog | fungus: they're on different subnets |
| 18:31.28 | beandog | it can't even see the other one |
| 18:31.40 | beandog | maybe it's not a dmz. maybe I have my terminology wrong. |
| 18:31.58 | fungus | so dmz cannot communicate w/ "other box"? |
| 18:32.06 | beandog | We have 192.168.1. which is our lan, and 192.168.2. which is the public server |
| 18:32.19 | beandog | 192.168.1. can see 192.168.2. but not the other way around |
| 18:32.30 | fungus | Well you have to change that. |
| 18:32.36 | beandog | why? |
| 18:32.43 | beandog | I have a firewall that sends traffic to both subnets |
| 18:32.46 | beandog | can't that run the proxy? |
| 18:33.10 | josePHPagoda | beandog, you shouldn't be natting |
| 18:33.12 | fungus | yeah, you could, but you'd have to remove the port forwarding rules. |
| 18:33.13 | josePHPagoda | that's your issue |
| 18:33.18 | beandog | fungus: right no problem |
| 18:33.21 | josePHPagoda | if you don't NAT, then you don't need to worry about port forwarding |
| 18:33.24 | beandog | josePHPagoda: yah that's not gonna happen |
| 18:33.42 | beandog | Okay |
| 18:33.47 | fungus | beandog, and you are adding another possible single point of failure in between. |
| 18:33.52 | beandog | What do people NORMALLY do when they want to load balancing, split traffic over http, etc. |
| 18:33.55 | beandog | this can't be that hard. |
| 18:34.08 | josePHPagoda | beandog, I didn't keep up on all of the convo |
| 18:34.12 | josePHPagoda | what exactly are you trying to do? |
| 18:34.17 | fungus | load balancing is very different from splitting up subdomains |
| 18:34.21 | beandog | ugh |
| 18:34.22 | beandog | forget it. |
| 18:34.47 | josephscott | $rlart |
| 18:34.47 | raifbot | brandishes Excalibur! "With this sword, I vanquish thee, Benni_Hanna!" and lops off Benni_Hanna's head. |
| 18:35.00 | josephscott | $ball was that conan style? |
| 18:35.07 | josephscott | $8ball was that conan style? |
| 18:35.07 | raifbot | josephscott - Yes - definitely. |
| 18:35.40 | fungus | beandog, the point of separating dmz from internal networks is to prevent public access of the internal network. |
| 18:35.46 | beandog | fungus: yes. I know. |
| 18:35.49 | beandog | forget ALL that crap |
| 18:35.53 | fungus | Your goal is circumventing that. |
| 18:36.02 | beandog | ALL I want to do is send foo.domain.com to one IP and bar.domain.com to another IP |
| 18:36.04 | fungus | at least that's what it sounds like |
| 18:36.15 | beandog | with *.domain.com being the same public IP |
| 18:36.21 | fungus | Can't both IPs be in the dmz? |
| 18:36.24 | beandog | (the first two being internal, sorry, should have mentioned this) |
| 18:36.43 | fungus | Don't forward public traffic to internal, that's bad. |
| 18:36.52 | beandog | fine. |
| 18:36.54 | beandog | how do I do it? |
| 18:37.00 | beandog | that's all I care about |
| 18:37.10 | fungus | Put all your web servers in the dmz. |
| 18:37.11 | beandog | I'm not interested in getting into our network security right now, because it's not a problem |
| 18:37.36 | fungus | and use the main port forwarded receiver to proxy out to the other servers as necessary |
| 18:38.03 | fungus | Or, buy more public IPs and route them to different internal servers. |
| 18:38.15 | fungus | That's the best option |
| 18:41.02 | fungus | using your proxy idea on the firewall could be accomplished w/ Apache and mod_proxy on the firewall. |
| 18:48.29 | Benni_Hanna | raifbot: why did I get my head lopped off while I was at lunch? |
| 18:48.51 | SunSparc | Benni_Hanna: You did not duck. |
| 18:49.00 | Benni_Hanna | hmmm |
| 18:49.19 | Benni_Hanna | stupid lunch… distracting me from ducking... |
| 18:49.32 | SunSparc | Seriously |
| 18:50.28 | Benni_Hanna | $rlart |
| 18:50.28 | raifbot | blasts Heartsbane to oblivion with a kamehameha wave. |
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| 19:00.13 | Heartsbane | What? |
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| 19:08.41 | mindjuju | RTFM? meet http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3r66uh/#by=ad |
| 19:10.13 | mindjuju | don't drink and click this link - http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3r6jze/#by=ad |
| 19:34.48 | TuxToaster | $rlart |
| 19:34.48 | raifbot | farts in hhatfield's general direction. |
| 19:50.46 | SunSparc | ~click mindjuju |
| 19:51.01 | mindjuju | o.O |
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| 20:25.23 | ninnypants | $rlart |
| 20:25.23 | raifbot | slaps wps upside and over the head with one freakishly huge killer whale named hugh. |
| 20:27.29 | macnewbold | hehe |
| 20:30.47 | TuxToaster | why do we even *have* that whale? |
| 20:31.45 | TuxToaster | $8ball is he? |
| 20:31.46 | raifbot | TuxToaster - Outlook good. |
| 20:31.54 | TuxToaster | I was hoping for "Very doubtful." |
| 20:33.03 | ninnypants | http://www.slate.com/blogs/behold/2012/10/04/hyper_photos_jean_fran_ois_rauzier_attempts_to_create_the_most_detailed_images_in_the_world_.html |
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| 20:33.29 | ninnypants | herlo: you mean WordCamp isn't tomorrow? |
| 20:33.50 | herlo | ninnypants: I know, bummer isn't it? |
| 20:35.23 | ninnypants | yeah I was ready to actually make it to jsmith's talk this time |
| 20:35.47 | herlo | I'm sure you were! |
| 20:51.53 | *** topic/#UPHPU by macnewbold -> Utah PHP Users Group | uphpu.org | Please ~lart herlo every time you get a chance |
| 20:52.31 | herlo | yay! |
| 20:52.43 | herlo | ~lart macnewbold |
| 20:52.43 | ibot | gives macnewbold an extra strength ACME sleeping pill, sending macnewbold to sleep for 150 years, and awakening to seven strange dwarfs and a large apple |
| 20:53.05 | macnewbold | herlo wants new topic, herlo gets new topic |
| 20:53.11 | macnewbold | my work here is done |
| 20:53.17 | herlo | ~lart macnewbold |
| 20:53.17 | ibot | breaks out the Hoover and sucks up macnewbold |
| 20:53.26 | herlo | lol |
| 20:53.36 | herlo | ~lart macnewbold |
| 20:53.36 | ibot | gets a hotmal account and SPAMs macnewbold |
| 20:53.50 | macnewbold | <PROTECTED> |
| 20:53.53 | macnewbold | ~ignore herlo |
| 20:53.53 | ibot | ACTION sticks her fingers in her ears. "La, la, la! I can't hear you, herlo!" |
| 20:53.59 | herlo | ~lart macnewbold |
| 20:53.59 | ibot | slams macnewbold against a large cement Tux |
| 20:54.08 | macnewbold | $lart herlo |
| 20:54.09 | raifbot | blames herlo for all the evil in the world. |
| 20:54.14 | herlo | ~lart macnewbold |
| 20:54.14 | ibot | moos at macnewbold |
| 20:54.19 | herlo | lol |
| 20:54.24 | herlo | that one is awesome! |
| 20:54.35 | herlo | ~lart macnewbold |
| 20:54.35 | ibot | cuts macnewbold into thin stripes |
| 20:54.51 | herlo | ~lart macnewbold |
| 20:54.51 | ibot | shoots macnewbold in the head |
| 20:55.03 | herlo | ~lart macnewbold |
| 20:55.03 | ibot | installs a bad bootloader on macnewbold and turns macnewbold into a brick |
| 20:55.19 | herlo | ~lart macnewbold |
| 20:55.19 | ibot | cuts macnewbold into thin stripes |
| 20:55.31 | herlo | ~lart macnewbold |
| 20:55.31 | ibot | puts macnewbold through a wood chipper |
| 20:55.41 | herlo | ~lart macnewbold |
| 20:55.41 | ibot | takes a rusty axe and swings it violently, taking macnewbold's head off |
| 20:55.53 | herlo | ~lart macnewbold |
| 20:55.53 | ibot | gets a hotmal account and SPAMs macnewbold |
| 20:56.00 | *** kick/#UPHPU [herlo!~macnewbol@69.169.182.227.provo.static.broadweavenetworks.net] by macnewbold (herlo) |
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| 20:56.10 | *** mode/#UPHPU [+v herlo] by ChanServ |
| 20:56.21 | herlo | macnewbold: feel free to change the topic |
| 20:56.49 | herlo | besides, I was just trying to fill the screen with ~lart macnewbold |
| 20:56.54 | herlo | I would have stopped |
| 20:57.06 | *** topic/#UPHPU by macnewbold -> Utah PHP Users Group | uphpu.org | Please feel free to kick, harass, or otherwise annoy herlo any time you see him here |
| 20:57.10 | herlo | ~lart macnewbold |
| 20:57.10 | ibot | lowers macnewbold's priority |
| 20:57.13 | herlo | lol |
| 20:57.16 | herlo | macnewbold: nice |
| 20:57.23 | herlo | ~lolstats |
| 20:57.23 | ibot | total count of lol on #uphpu: 5019. Top 3: TuxToaster -- 922 (18.4%), carmony -- 552 (11.0%), herlo -- 547 (10.9%) |
| 20:57.35 | herlo | lol |
| 20:57.48 | herlo | ~lart macnewbold one more time! |
| 20:57.48 | ibot | squeezes macnewbold one more time! till macnewbold one more time! turns blue like papa smurf |
| 20:57.56 | herlo | lol |
| 20:58.08 | herlo | blue smurfy like macnewbold |
| 20:59.21 | SunSparc | ~smurf herlo |
| 20:59.22 | ibot | ACTION DoSes herlo |
| 21:01.23 | SunSparc | ~smurf |
| 21:01.23 | ibot | it has been said that smurf is a little blue annoying thing. Especially when one has a hangover and they are singing. or an annoying network attack or check http://www.netscan.org for good smurf info, or a good weapon to use against the RIAA |
| 21:03.00 | *** part/#uphpu Skinner (~DSkinner@173-14-230-129-Utah.hfc.comcastbusiness.net) |
| 21:05.02 | fungus | ~harass herlo |
| 21:05.13 | fungus | ~annoy herlo |
| 21:05.13 | ibot | ACTION dances around herlo, poking whenever possible, tickling or doing whatever necessary to annoy herlo to the maximum amount |
| 21:05.22 | TuxToaster | ~kick herlo |
| 21:05.22 | ibot | ACTION kicks herlo |
| 21:05.27 | TuxToaster | ~kick herlo again |
| 21:05.27 | ibot | ACTION kicks herlo again |
| 21:05.46 | herlo | lol |
| 21:05.58 | herlo | I love the larts, though |
| 21:06.28 | TuxToaster | ~tincan herlo |
| 21:06.28 | ibot | stuffs herlo into a shiny new tin can and vacuum seals it. |
| 21:06.38 | herlo | ~herlo TuxToaster |
| 21:06.38 | ibot | ACTION pokes TuxToaster in they eye with a sharp needle |
| 21:08.20 | TuxToaster | ~TuxToaster herlo |
| 21:08.20 | ibot | ACTION pours gas all over herlo, stands back and tosses a match |
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| 21:26.24 | hhatfield | $rlart |
| 21:26.25 | raifbot | chops fungus in half with a free Solaris 7 CD. |
| 21:26.26 | hhatfield | ~rlart |
| 21:26.26 | ibot | brandishes Excalibur! "With this sword, I vanquish thee, bbtb1982!" and lops off bbtb1982's head |
| 21:26.35 | carmony | ~lolstats |
| 21:26.35 | ibot | total count of lol on #uphpu: 5020. Top 3: TuxToaster -- 922 (18.4%), carmony -- 552 (11.0%), herlo -- 548 (10.9%) |
| 21:26.43 | hhatfield | ~Lolstats |
| 21:26.43 | ibot | total count of Lol on #uphpu: 7. Top 3: SunSparc -- 5 (71.4%), captbrogers -- 1 (14.3%), Bikerdan -- 1 (14.3%) |
| 21:26.52 | carmony | ~brbstats |
| 21:26.54 | hhatfield | ~loLstats |
| 21:26.54 | ibot | total count of loL on #uphpu: 8. Top 1: hhatfield -- 8 (100.0%) |
| 21:26.55 | carmony | aww |
| 21:27.04 | hhatfield | ~loLking |
| 21:27.05 | ibot | [lolking] carmony forever and ever, even though TuxToaster took the lead in the stats. macnewbold is there too, but that's carmony's fault. |
| 21:27.44 | herlo | lol |
| 21:27.59 | herlo | ~LOLstats |
| 21:28.00 | ibot | total count of LOL on #uphpu: 698. Top 3: itimber -- 117 (16.8%), TuxToaster -- 111 (15.9%), PoeticIntensity -- 86 (12.3%) |
| 21:28.08 | TuxToaster | haha, when did that get put in there? |
| 21:28.11 | SunSparc | ~hehstats |
| 21:28.11 | ibot | total count of heh on #uphpu: 1582. Top 3: beandog -- 488 (30.8%), SunSparc -- 234 (14.8%), mgeary -- 189 (11.9%) |
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| 21:28.23 | herlo | ~mehstats |
| 21:28.28 | herlo | lame |
| 21:28.32 | SunSparc | ~herlostats |
| 21:28.36 | TuxToaster | been a while since macnewbold hasn't been in the stats since herlo took over |
| 21:28.40 | SunSparc | ~stats herlo |
| 21:28.42 | TuxToaster | herlo: only 5 more to go |
| 21:28.55 | SunSparc | ~stats |
| 21:28.55 | ibot | Since Thu Oct 4 13:00:55 2012, there have been 0 modifications, 63 questions, 0 dunnos, 0 morons and 38 commands. I have been awake for 1d 8h 28m this session, and currently reference 118741 factoids. I'm using about 23336 kB of memory. With 0 active forks. Process time user/system 414.23/8.33 child 0/0 |
| 21:28.56 | herlo | TuxToaster: less even now |
| 21:29.04 | TuxToaster | *4 |
| 21:29.08 | herlo | :) |
| 21:29.19 | herlo | than then an uphill race to catch you |
| 21:29.23 | TuxToaster | 118,741 factoids? wow |
| 21:29.31 | herlo | ~TuxToaster |
| 21:29.38 | herlo | no factoid for you |
| 21:29.48 | TuxToaster | herlo: haha yeah, no joke... I even have been in here less often and *still* the lead is increasing |
| 21:29.49 | SunSparc | ibot: list all factoids |
| 21:29.55 | SunSparc | pipe them to herlo |
| 21:30.04 | herlo | meh |
| 21:30.05 | TuxToaster | I think someone has been using a bot at night |
| 21:30.19 | SunSparc | ~bot TuxToaster |
| 21:31.23 | TuxToaster | ~list | herlo |
| 21:34.03 | SunSparc | ~scramble herlo |
| 21:34.08 | TuxToaster | ... |
| 21:34.14 | TuxToaster | ~scramble SunSparc |
| 21:34.23 | SunSparc | lol |
| 21:34.30 | TuxToaster | ibot: your scramble algorythm sucks. |
| 21:34.32 | SunSparc | ~scramble TuxToaster |
| 21:34.39 | Benni_Hanna | $rlart |
| 21:34.39 | raifbot | chops Benni_Hanna in half with a free AOL CD. |
| 21:34.46 | TuxToaster | pwned. |
| 21:34.56 | SunSparc | :) |
| 21:34.59 | SunSparc | ~:)stats |
| 21:34.59 | ibot | total count of :) on #uphpu: 4073. Top 3: mindjuju -- 1360 (33.4%), SunSparc -- 847 (20.8%), beandog -- 386 (9.5%) |
| 21:35.00 | TuxToaster | glad it's not just me. |
| 21:35.11 | TuxToaster | so far none of those scrambles had a different first letter |
| 21:35.23 | TuxToaster | ~scramble supercalifragilisticexpialadocious |
| 21:35.35 | Benni_Hanna | AOL sucks... |
| 21:35.35 | SunSparc | ~scramble the president of the united states |
| 21:35.37 | TuxToaster | seems like it only mixes letters in the middle |
| 21:35.45 | SunSparc | Yep |
| 21:35.53 | TuxToaster | ibot: you fail |
| 21:35.53 | ibot | ACTION slaps tuxtoaster for calling her a failure |
| 21:35.53 | SunSparc | ~scramble too many secrets |
| 21:35.58 | TuxToaster | !! |
| 21:36.15 | SunSparc | l0l |
| 21:36.15 | TuxToaster | ~scramble eggs |
| 21:36.20 | SunSparc | ~l0lstats |
| 21:36.23 | TuxToaster | see? fail. |
| 21:36.33 | TuxToaster | ibot can't even scramble eggs |
| 21:36.43 | SunSparc | ~make some scrambled eggs for TuxToaster |
| 21:36.43 | ibot | make: *** No rule to make target `some scrambled eggs for TuxToaster'. Stop. |
| 21:36.58 | SunSparc | ~make TuxToaster some scrambled eggs |
| 21:36.59 | ibot | make: *** No rule to make target `TuxToaster some scrambled eggs'. Stop. |
| 21:37.08 | SunSparc | ibot: stop |
| 21:37.08 | ibot | PLEASE STOP! |
| 21:37.23 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 21:37.31 | TuxToaster | ibot == sux0rs |
| 21:37.50 | SunSparc | ~listauth TuxToaster |
| 21:37.50 | ibot | factoid author list by 'TuxToaster' (7): cmd: tor (.*?) ;; raifbot ;; cmd: tincan (.*?) ;; cmd: larp (.*?) ;; cmd: clamshell (.*?) ;; cmd: sudo (.*?) ;; porkchop. |
| 21:38.02 | TuxToaster | wow |
| 21:38.03 | SunSparc | ~tincan TuxToaster |
| 21:38.03 | ibot | stuffs TuxToaster into a shiny new tin can and vacuum seals it. |
| 21:38.07 | TuxToaster | didn't know it kept those. |
| 21:38.15 | TuxToaster | ~clamshell SunSparc |
| 21:38.15 | ibot | packs SunSparc in clamshell packaging with tamper-resistant edges and seals it shut |
| 21:38.24 | SunSparc | ~porkchop herlo |
| 21:38.24 | ibot | ACTION spits on a porkchop and feeds it to herlo Eat up! |
| 21:38.36 | TuxToaster | ~larp macnewbold |
| 21:38.36 | ibot | ACTION dresses macnewbold in tights and a tunic, and sends macnewbold to a Renaissance Fair in Unicorn City |
| 21:38.45 | hhatfield | ~raifbot TuxToaster |
| 21:38.49 | SunSparc | ~sudo mgeary |
| 21:38.49 | ibot | mgeary: sudo make sunsparc a sandwich. |
| 21:39.00 | SunSparc | lol |
| 21:39.02 | SunSparc | love that one |
| 21:39.03 | hhatfield | ~larp SunSparc |
| 21:39.03 | ibot | ACTION dresses SunSparc in tights and a tunic, and sends SunSparc to a Renaissance Fair in Unicorn City |
| 21:39.06 | TuxToaster | why does porkchop show up for me? |
| 21:39.09 | TuxToaster | I didn't write that one. |
| 21:39.15 | TuxToaster | ~porkchop |
| 21:39.16 | ibot | extra, extra, read all about it, porkchop is smacks $1 on the forehead |
| 21:39.24 | TuxToaster | oh, but I did try to do that one. |
| 21:39.26 | mgeary | ~listauth mgeary |
| 21:39.26 | ibot | factoid author list by 'mgeary' (13 of 75): admire ;; beandog's favorite movie ;; cmd: airsupply (.*?) ;; cmd: boggle (.*?) ;; cmd: butterfly (.*?) ;; cmd: buy (.*?) (.*?) ;; cmd: cattorment (.*?) ;; cmd: cheney (.*?) ;; cmd: factcheck (.*?) ;; cmd: flatter (.*?) ;; cmd: growup (.*?) ;; cmd: grump (.*?) ;; cmd: mbp (.*?). |
| 21:39.35 | mgeary | nice |
| 21:39.37 | hhatfield | ~cattorment mgeary |
| 21:39.37 | ibot | ACTION gathers cats from mgeary's neighbors, stderr, and PoeticIntensity, feeds them LSD-laced Ex-Lax, stuffs them in a bag, shakes the bag, and dumps the whole mess out in mgeary's lap to enjoy |
| 21:39.38 | mgeary | ~grump |
| 21:39.41 | TuxToaster | what is the 13 of 75? |
| 21:39.41 | SunSparc | ~beandog's favorite movie |
| 21:39.42 | ibot | beandog's favorite movie is probably http://www.bringitonmovie.com/ |
| 21:39.50 | TuxToaster | ~factcheck mgeary |
| 21:39.50 | ibot | ACTION forces mgeary to exhaustively fact-check a Rush Limbaugh interview with Vice-President Cheney |
| 21:39.51 | mgeary | ~cheney TuxToaster |
| 21:39.51 | ibot | ACTION ruthlessly torments TuxToaster by firing two barrels of birdshot into his face |
| 21:39.53 | SunSparc | TuxToaster: pages |
| 21:40.05 | SunSparc | TuxToaster: oh, i mean factoids |
| 21:40.05 | hhatfield | ~flatter me |
| 21:40.06 | ibot | ACTION swoons, "oh hhatfield, your eyes are like limpet pools, your wit... so sharp, your navel... so fuzzy" |
| 21:40.12 | SunSparc | It can only show so many. |
| 21:40.19 | TuxToaster | SunSparc: ah |
| 21:40.27 | mgeary | ~grump SunSparc |
| 21:40.27 | ibot | well, grump |
| 21:40.37 | mgeary | ~growup SunSparc |
| 21:40.37 | ibot | ACTION gives mgeary a big wet raspberry |
| 21:40.43 | hhatfield | ~mbp ibot |
| 21:40.43 | ibot | ACTION puts another nickel in ibot's "Get a MacBook Pro" jar |
| 21:41.05 | hhatfield | ~buy me a drink |
| 21:41.05 | ibot | ACTION goes to S-Mart and gets a dozen a drinks for hhatfield |
| 21:41.31 | SunSparc | ~s-mart |
| 21:41.39 | SunSparc | ~smart |
| 21:41.40 | ibot | extra, extra, read all about it, smart is the opposite of stupid, or the opposite of straightforward and polite, or what I definitely am, or "Self-Monitoring, Analysis, and Reporting Technology" used by some hard drive manufacturers to detect imminent drive failure |
| 21:41.56 | hhatfield | ~buy me infinity drives |
| 21:41.56 | ibot | ACTION goes to S-Mart and gets a dozen infinity drivess for hhatfield |
| 21:42.06 | SunSparc | ibot S-mart is Hail to the King, Baby! |
| 21:42.06 | ibot | SunSparc: okay |
| 21:42.17 | mgeary | ~flatter hhatfield |
| 21:42.17 | ibot | ACTION swoons, "oh hhatfield, your eyes are like limpet pools, your wit... so sharp, your navel... so fuzzy" |
| 21:42.27 | mgeary | ~butterfly hhatfield |
| 21:42.27 | ibot | ACTION catches a horde, nay a SQUADRON, of benevolent butterflies and wraps hhatfield in their loving embrace |
| 21:42.29 | hhatfield | ~off mgeary |
| 21:42.29 | ibot | ACTION Pushes mgeary into the path of an oncoming vehicle and blames utahcon |
| 21:43.25 | mgeary | ~beandog's favorite movie |
| 21:43.25 | ibot | extra, extra, read all about it, beandog's favorite movie is http://www.bringitonmovie.com/ |
| 21:44.13 | SunSparc | ~mgeary mgeary |
| 21:44.13 | ibot | go do something useful |
| 21:44.20 | SunSparc | :) |
| 21:44.42 | SunSparc | ~wince josePHPagoda |
| 21:45.02 | josePHPagoda | ??? |
| 21:45.23 | SunSparc | Hah |
| 21:45.29 | SunSparc | ~hahstats |
| 21:45.29 | ibot | total count of hah on #uphpu: 116. Top 3: mgeary -- 42 (36.2%), TuxToaster -- 13 (11.2%), influx -- 10 (8.6%) |
| 21:45.39 | SunSparc | ~Hahstats |
| 21:45.39 | ibot | total count of Hah on #uphpu: 9. Top 3: influx -- 6 (66.7%), SunSparc -- 2 (22.2%), supernovia -- 1 (11.1%) |
| 21:45.44 | mgeary | hah |
| 21:45.46 | mgeary | awesome |
| 21:46.06 | SunSparc | mgeary: made it onto a list |
| 21:46.10 | mgeary | i'd 100x rather be the "hah"-leader than the "lol"-leader |
| 21:46.20 | SunSparc | lol |
| 21:46.24 | SunSparc | ~lol mgeary |
| 21:46.24 | ibot | ACTION Laughs out Loud at mgeary |
| 21:46.25 | TuxToaster | $lart mgeary |
| 21:46.25 | raifbot | eats mgeary's liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. |
| 21:46.28 | josePHPagoda | I'm not on any lists. |
| 21:46.38 | SunSparc | ~list josePHPagoda |
| 21:46.42 | TuxToaster | ~I'm not on any lists. stats |
| 21:46.53 | SunSparc | ~authlist josePHPagoda |
| 21:47.09 | SunSparc | ~listauth josePHPagoda |
| 21:47.09 | ibot | factoid author list by 'josePHPagoda' returned no results. |
| 21:47.15 | josePHPagoda | TuxToaster: if you expected it, then it wouldn't be unexpected anymore. |
| 21:47.22 | TuxToaster | psh |
| 21:47.37 | SunSparc | ~paradox josePHPagoda |
| 21:47.47 | TuxToaster | ~add josePHPagoda to a list |
| 21:47.53 | josePHPagoda | lol |
| 21:48.01 | SunSparc | ~php josePHPagoda |
| 21:48.13 | TuxToaster | ~stats josePHPagoda |
| 21:48.17 | TuxToaster | bah |
| 21:48.21 | SunSparc | lol |
| 21:48.26 | TuxToaster | $8ball does ibot like josePHPagoda? |
| 21:48.26 | raifbot | TuxToaster - My reply is no. |
| 21:48.39 | TuxToaster | $8ball so *that* is why he's not on any lists |
| 21:48.39 | raifbot | TuxToaster - My reply is no. |
| 21:48.47 | TuxToaster | $8ball can you reply anything other than no? |
| 21:48.48 | raifbot | TuxToaster - You may rely on it. |
| 21:49.14 | josePHPagoda | apparently I'm like a ninja, that's how it works. |
| 21:49.35 | TuxToaster | ~sudo josePHPagoda |
| 21:49.35 | ibot | josePHPagoda: sudo make tuxtoaster a sandwich. |
| 21:50.02 | josePHPagoda | must... resist... urge... to... make... sandwich... |
| 21:51.34 | herlo | gl, you were 'sudo' made to make a sandwich |
| 21:51.54 | SunSparc | lol |
| 22:01.09 | SunSparc | :) |
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| 23:43.37 | SunSparc | ~finish the workday |