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| 14:04.00 | TuxToaster | $rlart |
| 14:04.00 | raifbot | cuts off TuxToaster's head with a halberd that could have been a little bit sharper. |
| 14:04.15 | TuxToaster | it's like Russian roulette. |
| 14:04.50 | macnewbold | hah |
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| 16:05.53 | mahelious | huh. IIS Windows Auth is kinda cool. well, unless you use firefox, but still... |
| 16:06.30 | macnewbold | ~windows-- |
| 16:06.53 | TuxToaster | you mean where it automatically logs you into the site with your domain creds? |
| 16:07.45 | mahelious | yep |
| 16:08.03 | TuxToaster | yup yup |
| 16:08.10 | TuxToaster | really handy on intranets |
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| 16:08.36 | TuxToaster | if you're in the office, one login to rule them all |
| 16:08.47 | TuxToaster | if you're out of the office, you have to log in repeatedly. lol |
| 16:09.10 | itimber | ~windows-- |
| 16:09.12 | TuxToaster | ~rblame |
| 16:09.22 | mahelious | i thought i had something pretty cool when i got php talking to ads via ldap, and my boss goes "no, go check this other thing out..." |
| 16:09.24 | TuxToaster | hmm, there should be a rblame. |
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| 16:16.00 | josephscott | ldap support is the saving grace of ads |
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| 16:25.53 | fungus | http://www.fiftythree.org/etherkiller/img/etherkiller.jpg |
| 16:26.01 | fungus | Fun prank for your office workers |
| 16:26.27 | macnewbold | so what's the pinout on that? |
| 16:26.45 | macnewbold | seems like a fire hazard cause the cat5 wires are such a small gauge |
| 16:27.50 | TuxToaster | it should have a momentary contact switch |
| 16:30.02 | josephscott | a bofh ethernet cable if I've seen one |
| 16:30.24 | mahelious | lmao. if anyone asks, you cant tell them its http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broadband_over_power_lines |
| 16:30.54 | macnewbold | nice |
| 16:31.08 | TuxToaster | then when they complain |
| 16:31.16 | TuxToaster | "oh, sorry, it's not well tested I guess." |
| 16:31.27 | TuxToaster | new technology, you know |
| 16:31.34 | TuxToaster | still has a few... bugs to work out. |
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| 16:43.16 | TuxToaster | ~jfjstats |
| 16:43.22 | TuxToaster | macnewbold: no good |
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| 16:53.24 | DexterTheDragon | https://s3.amazonaws.com/f.cl.ly/items/3j2l3u43110U2G0P1F2K/monolith.jpg |
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| 17:01.09 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 17:01.18 | captbrogers | lol |
| 17:02.43 | john_anderson | saw one on Reddit yesterday that had a cat in the capsule instead. :) |
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| 17:22.26 | TuxToaster | WANT. http://live.leapmotion.com/ |
| 17:24.29 | PoeticIntensity | Looks freakin' cool, TuxToaster |
| 17:27.39 | TuxToaster | yup yup. |
| 17:28.16 | TuxToaster | I figure that if you had one of those, you could use Jedi hand waves to force quit apps like Photoshop. |
| 17:28.29 | PoeticIntensity | LOL |
| 17:28.31 | PoeticIntensity | haha... |
| 17:28.50 | macnewbold | or make certain hand gestures do an rlart on certain individuals... |
| 17:29.03 | macnewbold | s/rlart/lart/ |
| 17:29.19 | macnewbold | s/an lart/a lart/ |
| 17:29.31 | TuxToaster | $lart macnewbold |
| 17:29.32 | raifbot | decapitates macnewbold conan the destroyer style. |
| 17:29.39 | macnewbold | ~grammar TuxToaster |
| 17:29.43 | TuxToaster | I just did that by moving my fingers in a typing motion over my MBP |
| 17:29.49 | TuxToaster | it works! :P |
| 17:29.50 | PoeticIntensity | for anyone interested, I did a new drum-cover of Van Halen's "Jump". Fat-guy drumming: |
| 17:29.52 | PoeticIntensity | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYMxvm8gshw |
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| 17:31.34 | TuxToaster | PoeticIntensity: nice! |
| 17:32.20 | PoeticIntensity | thanks, man. |
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| 17:33.26 | clintberry | wps: How did you doyour agile point system again? 2 points typically equals a full day? macnewbold |
| 17:34.09 | wps | we actually just doubled it |
| 17:34.16 | wps | wasn't granular enough |
| 17:34.21 | wps | this is what we were: |
| 17:34.44 | wps | 0 = ~thirty minutes, 1 = half day, 2 = day, 4 = two days, 8 = four days |
| 17:34.49 | wps | but we doubled it down to this: |
| 17:35.13 | wps | 0 = 10 minutes, 1 = two hrs, 2 = four hours, 4 = one day, 8 = two days |
| 17:35.28 | clintberry | Awesome! Thanks |
| 17:36.17 | ninnypants | clintberry: have you looked at https://github.com/kizza/CSS-Less-ish for ST? |
| 17:37.03 | TuxToaster | clintberry: if it's more than 8, then we'd look at breaking down items into smaller stories |
| 17:37.29 | clintberry | ninnypants: I haven't. Currently we have a build system that compiles the less on the fly. That looks interesting. I'll check it out. |
| 17:37.57 | clintberry | TuxToaster: Great, so typically you don't want tasks that take longer than 2 days. That was a great presentation wps, thanks again. |
| 17:38.14 | wps | thanks |
| 17:38.31 | wps | yeah, we've felt like it's hard to accurately estimate something larger than two days |
| 17:39.22 | TuxToaster | plus you feel like you accomplish more if you're checking several small items off instead of spending an entire week to just finish one |
| 17:39.52 | TuxToaster | now, if only the tracker could make coin sound effects as you completed each one... |
| 17:39.54 | clintberry | Agreed. So if you have to do long-term deadlines for a huge project, do you go through and break down the whole thing into tasks under 2 days? That seems like a lot of work, but maybe it is worth it |
| 17:40.07 | ninnypants | clintberry: yeah it's probably not that great if you're already compiling less but I just wanted the variable part so it works well for me |
| 17:40.40 | ninnypants | few bugs though |
| 17:40.52 | TuxToaster | clintberry: yeah, a lot of it depends on your team setup though, here we already have tasks broken out into frontend and backend which helps a bit automatically |
| 17:41.16 | TuxToaster | plus then you can break out the tasks that can be done separately so that more than one person can be working on the project and have something to do |
| 17:42.20 | TuxToaster | so even if it'll take you a week to do the project with two devs, breaking it up into a few tasks makes it easier for each dev to see what they've got to get done instead of just "you guys, do project x." |
| 17:43.15 | clintberry | Yeah, I love the idea. But if I am starting a rather large project from scratch (months long), I guess I need to go through and make all the tasks for the whole thing? That would probably be the best way to get an accurate estimate, but also will take a long time |
| 17:43.49 | clintberry | ninnypants: I just installed this new st2 master theme and love it. https://github.com/nilium/st2-nil-theme |
| 17:44.25 | TuxToaster | yup yup, it'll take a bit. But it gives you a clear idea of what needs to be done in what order, and what items are dependant on other items |
| 17:44.42 | ninnypants | clintberry: nice I've been liking the Soda theme a lot but this one looks good |
| 17:45.22 | clintberry | Yeah, it is just a rip-off of soda with some cool differences. I like the bright lines under the file names in the tabs, especially for files that haven't been saved |
| 17:45.53 | ninnypants | yeah it's a good reminder |
| 17:48.23 | ninnypants | testing it now |
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| 17:59.39 | josephscott | $chuck-fact |
| 17:59.40 | raifbot | Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick. |
| 18:04.24 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 18:17.48 | itimber | anyone know if you can explode() in php using two delimiters? |
| 18:17.54 | itimber | such as period and comma |
| 18:19.29 | fungus | I would guess probably |
| 18:19.48 | fungus | Though if you can't, you can always use preg_split |
| 18:29.51 | ninnypants | fungus: I believe you need to use preg_split |
| 18:31.18 | ninnypants | yeah delimiter has to be a string |
| 18:32.50 | fungus | works for me |
| 18:32.52 | fungus | php -r "print_r(explode('.,','one.,two.,three.,four'));" |
| 18:35.20 | ninnypants | oh I thought you meant explode(array('.',','), 'one.two,three.four') |
| 18:35.45 | fungus | maybe that is what itimber meant |
| 18:36.25 | itimber | yes, sorry…. |
| 18:36.29 | fungus | if it is, you have to use some other technique. Two explodes or preg_split |
| 18:36.38 | fungus | php -r "print_r(preg_split('(\.|,)','one.apple,two.bear,three.cat,four'));" |
| 18:37.08 | itimber | meant explode(array('.',',' , $data); |
| 18:37.17 | itimber | oops |
| 18:37.25 | itimber | explode(array('.',',') , $data); |
| 18:37.40 | itimber | yeah |
| 18:38.13 | itimber | I did a str_replace first |
| 18:38.18 | itimber | to get it all to one delimiter |
| 18:38.28 | itimber | but that seemed a bit of a waste |
| 18:39.40 | itimber | and if there were a ton of delimiters, that waste would compound |
| 18:39.53 | itimber | that preg_split seems solid |
| 18:40.05 | TuxToaster | thought of a second use for that Leap motion thing. If you hook it up to a PC, you can use the flip off gesture for ctrl+alt+del |
| 18:40.26 | fungus | ouch, that would be bad for me |
| 18:40.32 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 18:40.39 | fungus | I flip off and swear at my computer a lot |
| 18:40.42 | TuxToaster | make it double-handed then |
| 18:40.48 | fungus | maybe. |
| 18:41.01 | fungus | The F-word shows up in my shell history often |
| 18:41.07 | itimber | haha |
| 18:42.38 | fungus | alias f___='echo F___ you too!' |
| 18:43.07 | fungus | (censored for #uphpu) |
| 18:43.37 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 18:43.54 | fungus | I once used an alias for it to run my previous command w/ sudo |
| 18:44.06 | fungus | But that caused more problems than it solved. |
| 18:44.19 | TuxToaster | LOL |
| 18:44.39 | TuxToaster | yeah, I could see that |
| 18:44.44 | TuxToaster | you're in /etc |
| 18:44.47 | fungus | now I just run "sudo !!" and say fuck |
| 18:44.53 | fungus | err. f___ |
| 18:45.08 | TuxToaster | and accidentally do rm ../* or something. Then you say f___ and it does it |
| 18:45.18 | fungus | exactly |
| 18:45.24 | TuxToaster | so first it |
| 18:45.27 | fungus | saying it is much safer |
| 18:45.27 | TuxToaster | err |
| 18:45.35 | TuxToaster | first it's f___ .... then it becamse F____ |
| 18:46.37 | fungus | or at least aliasing it to something whimsical, like a funny echo statement, fortune, or something |
| 18:47.22 | TuxToaster | yup |
| 18:47.40 | fungus | Odd, I just discovered that fortune isn't installed by default in Fedora |
| 18:47.45 | fungus | bummer. |
| 18:48.22 | TuxToaster | yeah I dont think it sees as wide usage as it used to |
| 18:48.38 | TuxToaster | I remember having a box that read you a fortune every time you started it up |
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| 19:46.26 | influx | TuxToaster: I owe some of my book purchases to an already-installed copy of Fortune. |
| 19:48.18 | influx | It kept displaying amusing quotes of passages written by an "Underground Grammarian". |
| 19:48.40 | influx | Anyway. Fortune++ |
| 19:48.44 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 19:49.57 | TuxToaster | I also had a PC that was running an old version of IBM's DOS, 3.x I think... it had a script similar to fortune that would tell Rodney Dangerfield jokes at boot |
| 19:51.11 | fungus | In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot |
| 19:51.11 | fungus | of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. |
| 19:51.11 | fungus | -- Douglas Adams, HHGG #2 |
| 19:51.23 | fungus | ~fortune++ |
| 19:51.24 | captbrogers | lol |
| 19:51.27 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 19:51.34 | captbrogers | I love that book |
| 19:53.04 | captbrogers | His descriptions are so unique and wonderfully simply, I envy his talent for them |
| 20:22.20 | TuxToaster | $rlart |
| 20:22.21 | raifbot | throws jonkirkman's poor little doggy off a cliff. |
| 20:23.53 | Monnok | $chuck-fact |
| 20:23.53 | raifbot | Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. |
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