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| 14:27.27 | influx | Any mac devs here? |
| 14:27.41 | influx | i.e. people who have had to build from source on the mac. |
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| 14:31.12 | influx | not that that would make a person a mac dev... i guess... but anyway |
| 14:36.57 | mindjuju__ | so influx, the answer is yes |
| 14:37.16 | mindjuju__ | but it depends on further details, just people working on macs that develope? if so, what language |
| 14:37.39 | mindjuju__ | like fungus, he's got a mac and i think he does more python these days than php, from a sys admin point of view |
| 14:37.59 | mindjuju__ | you've got wps who works off a mac (i think he still does at vivint) and that's php |
| 14:38.21 | mindjuju__ | mac works on a mac i believe, and he's php |
| 14:38.31 | mindjuju__ | josephscott works off a mac |
| 14:39.01 | mindjuju__ | carmony works off a mac |
| 14:39.19 | carmony | hey |
| 14:39.43 | mindjuju__ | supernovia wanted a mac, i'm not sure if she ever got one |
| 14:39.53 | carmony | who wants to know about a mac? :P |
| 14:40.03 | mindjuju__ | influx |
| 14:40.16 | mindjuju__ | he's looking for a "mac dev" a dev who works off a mac |
| 14:40.35 | carmony | I used to be a serious windows guy, but I switched to mac about 4 years ago :P |
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| 14:51.19 | influx | I'm looking for someone who's used to building applications from source. |
| 14:51.38 | influx | Ultimately, I want to install the pecl http extension for use with XAMPP. |
| 14:52.14 | influx | Right now it looks like I need autoconf, which needs m4, which may or may not (i don't know) need something else. |
| 14:52.41 | influx | I'm on 10.7.4 with XCode 4. |
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| 14:57.56 | supernovia | It's apparently having vpu issues, btw. :( |
| 14:59.12 | supernovia | my big fat imac occasionally flashes static bars across an image or movie before displaying it. Sometimes even during the display. Boo. |
| 15:00.26 | TuxToaster | could be a driver or software issue as much as a hardware one |
| 15:00.54 | mindjuju__ | ~drive TuxToaster |
| 15:00.54 | ibot | ACTION jumps behind the wheel of a specially designed limo & chauffeurs TuxToaster anywhere he/she needs to go, while TuxToaster sits in the back playing bzflag |
| 15:01.11 | TuxToaster | lol |
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| 15:06.20 | tierra | ugh... all I want to do is switch the "account holder" (i.e. billing) for my AT&T family plan to the only other person ON that same family plan, and it's already ended up with 3 different trips to various AT&T stores, and a couple calls to national support numbers where myself and the other person on my plan have been told everything from a required new account (where all grandfathered plan features are lost and a new contract) to "oh, you don't even ... |
| 15:06.26 | tierra | ... need the other person here to do it and it only takes a couple seconds, but you have to come in to the store, etc... |
| 15:07.49 | tierra | I don't understand why it's such a chore to just move the existing plans (with zero changes) over into another name |
| 15:07.58 | TuxToaster | $rlart |
| 15:07.58 | raifbot | DoSes tierra. |
| 15:08.31 | mindjuju__ | tierra, maybe that's IS the system, to get you off the better plan? |
| 15:08.31 | TuxToaster | tierra: because they're special. |
| 15:08.50 | TuxToaster | actually also because they have things like your SSN tied to the account for credit purposes |
| 15:08.55 | TuxToaster | so they'd have to move that over |
| 15:09.28 | mindjuju__ | i still suspect a conspiracy, possibly a global one, and likely involving a cartel at least |
| 15:09.43 | mindjuju__ | (i'm on season 8 of the xfiles btw) |
| 15:10.05 | tierra | on that note though, it's not like I'm buying new phones, and neither person on my family plan is even in a contract currently, so even having a SSN tied in for credit is just ridiculous |
| 15:10.49 | TuxToaster | yeah if you're not under contract you'd think they could be a bit easier |
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| 15:45.20 | josephscott | $chuck-fact |
| 15:45.21 | raifbot | There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks. |
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| 16:09.23 | TuxToaster | http://9gag.com/gag/4391888 |
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| 16:11.40 | josephscott | money, or you know, a flat head screw driver |
| 16:13.39 | Monnok | which costs money |
| 16:14.19 | mgeary | here. you can borrow mine |
| 16:15.05 | Monnok | nah, dont need a macbook |
| 16:15.13 | mgeary | you can't borrow my MBP |
| 16:15.17 | mgeary | just my screwdriver |
| 16:15.18 | mgeary | ;) |
| 16:15.41 | Monnok | lol |
| 16:15.51 | TuxToaster | hah |
| 16:15.54 | Monnok | i dont own a mbp, so i dont need a screwdriver |
| 16:17.18 | ninnypants | I own a mbp and still don't need a screwdriver |
| 16:17.28 | mgeary | aha. so your laptop is held together with glue. got it |
| 16:17.36 | fungus | bull, everyone needs a screwdriver |
| 16:18.09 | fungus | No matter what kind of laptop they use. |
| 16:18.21 | fungus | how else are you going to pick your nose. ;) |
| 16:18.40 | Monnok | fortunately, my nostrils are huge |
| 16:18.49 | Monnok | thus, my fingers fit fine |
| 16:20.08 | mindjuju__ | i wonder if there are people with fingers thicker than nostril diameter |
| 16:20.17 | mindjuju__ | or is that something handled and plan for in advance |
| 16:21.14 | fungus | most people have an array of different sized fingers |
| 16:21.39 | fungus | I can't imagine someone with a nostril opening smaller than even their smallest finger. |
| 16:21.56 | mindjuju__ | what about voldermort |
| 16:22.01 | mindjuju__ | his nostrils were slits |
| 16:22.13 | fungus | hehe, but they strech open |
| 16:22.31 | ninnypants | he'd just use acio |
| 16:22.42 | Monnok | yeah, but didnt he kinda have a snake-like tongue? He cuts out the middle-man |
| 16:22.59 | mindjuju__ | http://static.tumblr.com/nr2gxsx/e0alzv2b5/voldy2.jpg |
| 16:24.29 | mindjuju__ | oh man - https://www.facebook.com/pages/How-does-Voldemort-pick-his-nose/236258476408202 |
| 16:25.04 | fungus | mindjuju__, he uses a screwdriver! |
| 16:25.24 | mindjuju__ | him, not a bad idea |
| 16:25.32 | fungus | Best tool evar |
| 16:25.40 | mindjuju__ | maybe he uses his wand? |
| 16:25.51 | josephscott | or a quarter |
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| 16:27.32 | ninnypants | I find the size of the actor who plays voldemort nose to be kind of ironic |
| 16:29.55 | fungus | I think he was a lot scarier in Red Dragon |
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| 17:15.37 | Bikerdan | So, in Utah, should we be using L.M.B.O. instead of L.M.A.O? Discuss... |
| 17:16.15 | mindjuju__ | Bikerdan, there should be a "oh my heck" in there |
| 17:16.29 | Bikerdan | OMHLMBO! |
| 17:16.42 | Bikerdan | OMH |
| 17:16.45 | Bikerdan | That's a good one |
| 17:16.49 | mindjuju__ | yeah, that looks about right |
| 17:16.58 | Monnok | at least the ROFLCOPTER stays |
| 17:16.59 | Bikerdan | OMH! I'm LMBO! |
| 17:17.01 | mindjuju__ | WTFOMHLMBO |
| 17:17.19 | Bikerdan | Perfect |
| 17:17.31 | Bikerdan | Concise with just enough emotion. |
| 17:18.21 | ninnypants | how do you differentiate between "oh my heck" and "oh my heavens" with OMH? |
| 17:19.15 | Bikerdan | Well, if ninnypants uses it, it will be "oh my heavens". |
| 17:19.23 | Bikerdan | Otherwise, "oh my heck" |
| 17:19.51 | Monnok | for that matter, how do you know they arent meaning "oh my gosh?" |
| 17:20.03 | Bikerdan | ? |
| 17:20.08 | mindjuju__ | and don't forget wtf is what the flip |
| 17:20.12 | Monnok | why change OMG? |
| 17:20.17 | Monnok | ^^ |
| 17:20.41 | Bikerdan | I thought it as "oh my golly" |
| 17:20.48 | Bikerdan | -as +was |
| 17:21.15 | Monnok | LMAO-utah rewrite is valid though |
| 17:21.30 | Bikerdan | LMFBO |
| 17:22.47 | ninnypants | OMH↓ OMH↑ |
| 17:22.49 | Monnok | lol i read that as "laughing my f*cking butt off" and didnt think that was an improvement, just a lateral shift |
| 17:23.06 | Monnok | then it hit me |
| 17:23.09 | Bikerdan | lol |
| 17:23.17 | Monnok | <-- slow sometimes |
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| 17:26.48 | Bikerdan | You guys see anything worth mentioning from E3? |
| 17:27.30 | Monnok | Halo 4 had potential for a good storyline |
| 17:28.00 | Monnok | i didnt see much tho TBH, been busy |
| 17:28.26 | Bikerdan | That's why I was asking. Haven't been able to check anything out myself. |
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| 17:31.57 | Monnok | firewall getting you down? |
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| 17:34.46 | mindjuju__ | without HL3, who cares |
| 17:35.08 | mindjuju__ | darn that gabe! |
| 17:35.27 | mindjuju__ | gosh darn him to heckfire |
| 17:38.04 | fungus | E3, new game from creators of Heavy Rain. That's exciting. |
| 17:38.20 | fungus | Beyond: Two Souls |
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| 17:41.59 | fungus | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOWN7d0125o |
| 17:42.32 | mindjuju__ | and how we can ever really trust fungus after his incessant rick rolling |
| 17:42.45 | fungus | lol |
| 17:42.59 | mindjuju__ | oh wait, that's me |
| 17:43.00 | mindjuju__ | nm |
| 17:43.11 | Bikerdan | Looks pretty sweet |
| 17:53.20 | influx | My earlier problem was obviated by copying and pasting a file, and making a one-line change to a file. |
| 17:53.32 | influx | 1 day wasted. |
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| 18:00.32 | josephscott | change your password again - http://www.last.fm/passwordsecurity |
| 18:01.18 | tierra | heh |
| 18:01.37 | Bikerdan | Speaking of passwords. Does anyone here use a password manager? |
| 18:01.43 | tierra | KeePass |
| 18:01.53 | mindjuju__ | lastpass |
| 18:02.03 | Bikerdan | I've been using lastpass and it seems pretty good |
| 18:02.30 | mindjuju__ | good thing i never signed up for last.fm |
| 18:02.45 | tierra | lastpass is great if you just want to manage website account credentials... KeePass is good for tons more though |
| 18:05.30 | tierra | the Last.fm leaks have all had to do with how they used to just make you configure various players and music streaming services with your actual Last.fm user/pass, which means if those sites are hacked, they have your account credentials for Last.fm too, or since all music players just stored those credentials in the clear on your computer, any other malware on the computer could easily extract it |
| 18:06.10 | optikal | +1 for KeePass |
| 18:06.39 | josephscott | tierra: are keepass and keepassx related? |
| 18:07.07 | tierra | they still allow that for backwards compatibility, but they encourge music player developers to integrate with the new oauth system (or whatever it is they use for it) that doesn't store user/pass, it just authorizes individual apps one at a time (and you can revoke it in your Last.fm account pages per application) |
| 18:07.09 | Bikerdan | Does keepass have any browser plugins for auto login and such? |
| 18:07.49 | tierra | Bikerdan: it has some auto-type features, but I've never used them |
| 18:07.55 | Bikerdan | Hmm |
| 18:07.56 | Bikerdan | Cooll |
| 18:08.01 | Bikerdan | I'll have to give it a closer look |
| 18:08.05 | tierra | not sure how well they work |
| 18:08.17 | tierra | supposedly it works with desktop apps too |
| 18:08.19 | Bikerdan | The storage is local, correct? |
| 18:08.22 | tierra | yeah |
| 18:08.37 | optikal | I used the autotype feature a lot in the past, it worked wonderfully for site login, RDP, and SSH |
| 18:08.41 | mindjuju__ | i've heard some people put keepass in dropbox |
| 18:08.49 | tierra | I pop my KeePass encrypted file into dropbox for portability and extra backup |
| 18:08.50 | optikal | Although it occasionally had a problem with VMs |
| 18:08.50 | Bikerdan | Hmmm |
| 18:08.55 | mindjuju__ | and i think it gets you close to lastpass in that way |
| 18:09.05 | Bikerdan | That's cool |
| 18:09.13 | tierra | just don't forget your dropbox password |
| 18:09.25 | Bikerdan | Any iOS / Droid apps work with it? |
| 18:09.31 | tierra | I have two passwords I absolutely still memorize, and that's dropbox and my KeePass master password |
| 18:10.04 | tierra | but the other 200+ are all completely random 20 character passwords (when the site supports it anyway) |
| 18:10.20 | tierra | Bikerdan: Android support is there |
| 18:10.27 | tierra | not sure on iOS |
| 18:10.30 | josephscott | if the site doesn't support 20 character passwords you should run away fast |
| 18:10.44 | tierra | ^ every site that deals with your money |
| 18:11.06 | josephscott | the risk that they might be storing the password in plain text goes up if they don't support long passwords |
| 18:11.08 | tierra | seriously... every bank seems to have some of the worst password requirements ever |
| 18:11.14 | Bikerdan | I found a couple iPhone apps that look like they'd work. |
| 18:11.23 | josephscott | a hashed password doesn't matter how long the password is |
| 18:11.58 | tierra | hashed still matters on length... it can still be brute forced |
| 18:12.56 | Bikerdan | Cool! There is a link on the KeePass site to a bunch of plugins. Some of them work with your browsers and stuff. |
| 18:13.05 | Bikerdan | Lots of plugins. |
| 18:13.08 | tierra | anyway, I totally even use KeePass to store GPG private keys, and just all sorts of stuff |
| 18:13.45 | Bikerdan | Only problem with the plugins would be trust... |
| 18:14.20 | josephscott | tierra: it doesn't matter in the sense that the hash will be the same length in the DB no matter how long the password is, so no need to enforce length limits for storage |
| 18:14.29 | tierra | API keys, account numbers, Q/A security questions and answers (which I also use a 20 character random password for anyway) |
| 18:14.44 | josephscott | which is why I indicated that sites that enforce a length limit may be storing them in plain text |
| 18:15.07 | tierra | oh, I see what you meant |
| 18:15.14 | josephscott | as far as choosing a good password, yeah, something 12 characters and up would be good |
| 18:15.37 | josephscott | good hashing techniques still make it hard to brute force even shorter passwords |
| 18:15.42 | tierra | yeah, I thought you were saying minimum doesn't matter... heh |
| 18:15.53 | josephscott | tierra: http://josephscott.org/archives/2012/04/slow-hashing/ |
| 18:16.48 | TuxToaster | $rlart |
| 18:16.49 | raifbot | nukes stderr- with a single large nuke. |
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| 18:22.28 | tierra | josephscott: always sucks when web apps are coded with the wrong hashing techniques up front, and then have to be modified down the road... |
| 18:23.01 | josephscott | agreed, see linkedin and sha1 as an example :( |
| 18:23.05 | tierra | heh |
| 18:23.20 | tierra | iirc, at least sha-1 was still better than MD5 |
| 18:24.44 | josephscott | I suspect the amount it is better by is very, very tiny |
| 18:24.45 | tierra | sometimes there's a good work around to support all the existing hashed passwords with the old hash check on login, while forcing the new hash algo on password change, and then ideally force a password change / expiration on all the old ones with a reasonable deadline |
| 18:26.54 | josephscott | yep, we went through that process with WordPress when we moved to phpass |
| 18:27.39 | josephscott | linked in could do the same thing |
| 18:27.45 | josephscott | s/linked in/linkedin/ |
| 18:28.16 | mindjuju__ | i noticed a lot of people updated their linkedin profiles |
| 18:28.29 | mindjuju__ | i'm guessing since they were logged in to change their password.... |
| 18:29.27 | tierra | I looked into how default CakePHP handled hashes not too long ago here, and it has an absolutely retarded custom crypt implementation that uses different hash techniques dynamically (based on what is install on the server it's running on), which is actually typical of bcrypt and others, however, it doesn't use the appropriate method for indicating what type it used in the hash (in the $..$), so you actually have no idea which hash was used, so it could ... |
| 18:29.34 | tierra | ... totally break without warning if you upgrade the server |
| 18:30.26 | TuxToaster | did LinkedIn ever acknowledge the breach? |
| 18:31.05 | mindjuju__ | yeah |
| 18:31.07 | mindjuju__ | on twitter |
| 18:31.21 | mindjuju__ | linkedinnews i think is the name of the twitter acct |
| 18:31.32 | josephscott | they posted on their blog as well |
| 18:31.43 | josephscott | http://blog.linkedin.com/2012/06/06/linkedin-member-passwords-compromised/ |
| 18:32.04 | mindjuju__ | i sent out a big company wide email preaching passwords this morning |
| 18:32.15 | mindjuju__ | had several employees using the same pass for email as linkedin |
| 18:32.29 | mindjuju__ | at least that admitted it |
| 18:51.05 | ninnypants | http://t.co/0tPboa69 |
| 18:55.39 | ninnypants | apparently no one can keep their passwords secret http://www.last.fm/passwordsecurity |
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| 18:58.35 | bjack | yo |
| 18:58.39 | macnewbold | mindjuju__: passwords are fail |
| 18:59.13 | TuxToaster | vivint is taking over :P |
| 18:59.57 | wps | ~lart bjack |
| 18:59.57 | ibot | throws bjack's poor little doggy off a cliff |
| 19:00.39 | bjack | wps, ~lart? |
| 19:00.56 | wps | it's a command that tells ibot (a computer) to do something |
| 19:01.07 | bjack | ah hahaha |
| 19:01.08 | TuxToaster | lart = luser attitude readjustment tool. Its an improvement on the troutslap. |
| 19:01.16 | bjack | nice |
| 19:01.31 | bjack | i thought ibot was just an asshole |
| 19:01.36 | TuxToaster | also true. |
| 19:01.38 | bjack | :P |
| 19:03.00 | ninnypants | $8ball is ibot an asshole? |
| 19:03.00 | raifbot | ninnypants - My sources say no. |
| 19:03.11 | ninnypants | seems you were wrong bjack |
| 19:03.21 | bjack | damn |
| 19:03.23 | bjack | that's common |
| 19:03.41 | TuxToaster | never trust a bot |
| 19:04.00 | ninnypants | true raifbot does think Outlook is good |
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| 19:07.57 | macnewbold | ~bjack |
| 19:07.57 | ibot | hmm... bjack is Damien Sandras <mailto:dsandras@acm.org> |
| 19:07.57 | mgeary | let's keep the language PG-rated, please |
| 19:08.21 | mgeary | sigh. i guess maybe that *is* PG these days |
| 19:08.25 | macnewbold | ~bjack is also a windows user (by choice!) |
| 19:08.25 | ibot | macnewbold: okay |
| 19:09.27 | ninnypants | mgeary: yeah I think they say worse on the radio now |
| 19:17.31 | bjack | honest question (not trolling), was it the "a**hole", "d***" or both? |
| 19:18.31 | mgeary | well, is there any reason to not keep the language of the channel professional? |
| 19:19.43 | bjack | I'm not arguing. I'm simply asking a question |
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| 19:21.10 | mgeary | and i guess i'm saying that, at least for me, i'd just as soon not have to plow through any cusswords. i'm not a channel mom, so you're all welcome to ignore me, but just know that i'll strangle a kitten every time someone swears |
| 19:21.25 | bjack | but to your question, I guess it depends on your definition of "professional" |
| 19:21.38 | bjack | I feel like I got off on the wrong foot here. Honestly not trying to make any waves |
| 19:21.47 | bjack | I was just really surprised to get called out for that |
| 19:26.23 | josephscott | $chuck-fact |
| 19:26.23 | raifbot | Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it. |
| 19:27.31 | josephscott | $weather 84092 |
| 19:27.32 | raifbot | 3josephscott - 0,2current weather for 84092 - Clear 64f / 18c Humidity: 19% Wind: NW at 7 mph |
| 19:34.40 | macnewbold | bjack: in here the "a" word is generally considered off-limits |
| 19:35.33 | macnewbold | the occasional "d" word or variation on it occurs from time to time from what I've seen, maybe once a week that I've noticed |
| 19:36.06 | mgeary | except for mindjuju__, but that's because he's got Tourette's |
| 19:36.13 | mgeary | so we cut him some slack |
| 19:37.30 | bjack | right |
| 19:37.45 | bjack | I somehow forgot I was back in utah county :P |
| 19:37.52 | josephscott | $8ball will mindjuju__ be cured of Tourettes? |
| 19:37.52 | raifbot | josephscott - Very doubtful. |
| 19:37.58 | mgeary | professionalism isn't out of place anywhere, imo |
| 19:38.14 | josephscott | $8ball do you have it in for mindjuju__ lately? |
| 19:38.15 | raifbot | josephscott - Cannot predict now. |
| 19:38.26 | mindjuju__ | wait, i have tourettes? |
| 19:38.59 | bjack | you've got a signed open-ended pardon is what you've got |
| 19:39.13 | mindjuju__ | oh good |
| 19:39.26 | mindjuju__ | cause in Texas, some of the bad words here ain't bad words there |
| 19:39.33 | mindjuju__ | and the whole thing is quite confusing ;) |
| 19:39.43 | fungus | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_17RHGKNTY |
| 19:39.59 | fungus | headphones pls |
| 19:40.35 | bjack | lol |
| 19:41.06 | fungus | links w/ warning = good |
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| 19:56.12 | peno | so happy! |
| 20:05.36 | mgeary | i really wasn't trying to make him feel unwelcome |
| 20:07.49 | mgeary | though condescending towards the place i have chosen to live isn't going to win you many points |
| 20:11.03 | josephscott | and not all of us even live in Utah County, some of us live as far north as Sandy ;-) |
| 20:11.18 | mgeary | well, we try not to acknowledge you heathens |
| 20:11.28 | mgeary | or do you prefer to be called "gentiles" ? |
| 20:11.44 | macnewbold | some of us live further north than that, like carmony and DtD |
| 20:12.02 | josephscott | I know, it was a joke :-) |
| 20:12.20 | macnewbold | bjack works here at Vivint now, just started. i didn't know about his language preferences… he didn't talk that way during the interview if i remember right |
| 20:13.44 | mgeary | well, if dropping a couple of cusswords made you suspect, fungus would be outright banned, but here he is with way too much karma already |
| 20:14.44 | ninnypants | ~karma fungus |
| 20:14.44 | ibot | fungus has karma of 98 |
| 20:14.58 | TuxToaster | ~fungus++ |
| 20:15.12 | TuxToaster | may as well get him to triple digits. :P |
| 20:15.49 | josephscott | ~karmastats |
| 20:15.52 | macnewbold | amen |
| 20:15.57 | macnewbold | ~fungus++ |
| 20:16.10 | josephscott | ~stats karma |
| 20:16.19 | TuxToaster | ~karma |
| 20:16.19 | ibot | tuxtoaster has karma of 17 |
| 20:16.23 | josephscott | guess that isn't going to work |
| 20:16.25 | TuxToaster | meh. |
| 20:16.30 | TuxToaster | no leaderboards |
| 20:16.41 | josephscott | ~karma |
| 20:16.41 | ibot | josephscott has karma of 19 |
| 20:17.10 | wps | I'll take credit for the PG-rating in the channel |
| 20:17.10 | TuxToaster | ~?stats |
| 20:17.10 | ibot | total count of ? on #uphpu: 442. Top 3: mgeary -- 57 (12.9%), mindjuju -- 49 (11.1%), SunSparc -- 37 (8.4%) |
| 20:17.17 | wps | I've enforced that since it was started |
| 20:17.18 | TuxToaster | SERIOUSLY? |
| 20:17.20 | TuxToaster | wow |
| 20:17.39 | TuxToaster | ibot tracks some silly things... |
| 20:17.40 | fungus | ~wowstats |
| 20:17.51 | TuxToaster | wps: it's not a bad thing, really. |
| 20:18.15 | wps | it sure isn't |
| 20:18.30 | TuxToaster | it's not uncommon for my kid to be looking at the chat and trying to get me to do $chuck-fact 1000 times |
| 20:19.03 | Monnok | ~wowstats |
| 20:19.09 | wps | josephscott is a heathen |
| 20:19.11 | Monnok | oh im slow |
| 20:19.15 | TuxToaster | ~!stats |
| 20:19.26 | wps | :) |
| 20:19.38 | josephscott | $8ball will I ever change my ways? |
| 20:19.39 | raifbot | josephscott - Yes. |
| 20:19.43 | Monnok | ~:)stats |
| 20:19.43 | ibot | total count of :) on #uphpu: 3868. Top 3: mindjuju -- 1299 (33.6%), SunSparc -- 806 (20.8%), beandog -- 371 (9.6%) |
| 20:20.20 | TuxToaster | mindjuju says :) 3 times for every time I say lol. |
| 20:20.44 | TuxToaster | makes me feel slightly better about those stats. |
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| 20:30.03 | TuxToaster | so I just went to change the requester to Michael but he's not on the list for vivint.com/circle |
| 20:30.20 | macnewbold | TuxToaster: wrong window? |
| 20:30.27 | TuxToaster | err crap |
| 20:30.30 | macnewbold | hehe |
| 20:30.34 | macnewbold | at least it wasn't your password |
| 20:30.43 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 20:31.28 | macnewbold | ~lolstats TuxToaster |
| 20:31.28 | ibot | TuxToaster has said lol 686 times (15.3 %), ranked 1/109 (percentile: 0.9 %) |
| 20:31.32 | TuxToaster | ... |
| 20:31.33 | TuxToaster | $lart macnewbold |
| 20:31.33 | raifbot | beats macnewbold senseless with a 50lb Unix manual. |
| 20:31.34 | macnewbold | ~lolstats |
| 20:31.34 | ibot | total count of lol on #uphpu: 4483. Top 3: TuxToaster -- 686 (15.3%), carmony -- 537 (12.0%), macnewbold -- 478 (10.7%) |
| 20:31.36 | macnewbold | really? |
| 20:31.37 | macnewbold | nice |
| 20:31.44 | macnewbold | i'm almost off the list |
| 20:31.46 | macnewbold | ~lolstats SunSparc |
| 20:31.47 | ibot | SunSparc has said lol 465 times (10.4 %), ranked 4/109 (percentile: 3.7 %) |
| 20:31.51 | macnewbold | so close |
| 20:31.57 | TuxToaster | noooooo |
| 20:33.23 | SunSparc | :) |
| 20:33.52 | Monnok | ~...stats |
| 20:34.02 | SunSparc | macnewbold: I guess you need to lol it up some more. |
| 20:34.14 | macnewbold | nope |
| 20:34.17 | SunSparc | ~statsstats |
| 20:34.19 | Monnok | ~lolstatsstats |
| 20:34.19 | macnewbold | ~… Monnok |
| 20:34.44 | TuxToaster | ~failstats |
| 20:34.55 | Monnok | fail |
| 20:35.10 | SunSparc | ~fail |
| 20:35.10 | ibot | FAIL. |
| 20:35.42 | SunSparc | ~fail current US politics |
| 20:35.42 | ibot | You suck at everything in life, current US politics. I hate you because you fail. |
| 20:38.41 | Monnok | just current? |
| 20:40.14 | SunSparc | Monnok: good call |
| 20:40.24 | SunSparc | ~lart politics |
| 20:40.24 | ibot | holds politics to the floor and spanks him with a cat-o-nine-tails |
| 20:40.52 | SunSparc | ibot, send all politicians and world leaders to Pluto |
| 20:40.52 | ibot | Go (.*?), all |
| 20:40.58 | SunSparc | Yes |
| 20:43.10 | Monnok | haha, Pluto isnt even a planet anymore! Adding insut to inj... death! |
| 20:44.26 | TuxToaster | ibot, send me a cookie |
| 20:44.26 | ibot | Go (.*?), tuxtoaster |
| 20:44.34 | TuxToaster | wow. |
| 20:47.18 | SunSparc | Monnok: I know, right. |
| 20:47.24 | mgeary | there's some that i swear i never thumbed-up |
| 20:48.05 | SunSparc | mgeary: Pandora is magic, so maybe she "thought" that you wanted to thumb those. |
| 20:48.45 | mgeary | i guess |
| 20:48.51 | mgeary | well, i showed her |
| 20:49.13 | mgeary | though i do wish i could un-thumbs-up something without having to thumb-down it |
| 20:49.30 | mgeary | "i'm okay with this song now and then, but don't go finding more songs like it, necessarily" |
| 20:50.14 | Monnok | there needs to be a "meh" button? |
| 20:50.26 | mgeary | EXACTLY |
| 20:50.45 | mgeary | speaking of pandora, anyone have thoughts on iheartradio as an alternative? |
| 20:51.05 | TuxToaster | I've heard some good things about it from a friend of mine |
| 20:51.38 | mgeary | i'm interested that they claim to have a much bigger library than pandora |
| 20:52.19 | SunSparc | http://old.thesixtyone.com/ |
| 20:53.20 | TuxToaster | actually it's possible. When he told me about it I had just sent him an Amazon link to an album that I was listening to and he said it generated a playlist from the album, but it was a lesser-known artist that I don't think I've ever seen on Pandora |
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| 21:33.18 | carmony | $lart Heartsbane |
| 21:33.19 | raifbot | gives Heartsbane a good seeing to. |
| 21:33.23 | carmony | ~lart hhatfield |
| 21:33.23 | ibot | nabs the moon and broadsides hhatfield with the sea of tranquility |
| 21:35.27 | hhatfield | $lart carmony |
| 21:35.28 | raifbot | stuffs carmony into a shiny new tin can and vacuum seals it. |
| 21:35.48 | TuxToaster | $lart *.* |
| 21:35.48 | raifbot | duct-tapes *.* to the floor and drools on him. |
| 21:39.38 | carmony | so today at lunch I told hhatfield maybe we should separate our wp-installs into separate servers so one wp install doesn't mess up DeseretNews's stuff |
| 21:39.47 | carmony | he said that he didn't think it was necessary |
| 21:39.50 | hhatfield | I told him to shove it |
| 21:39.51 | carmony | then 2 hours later |
| 21:39.53 | hhatfield | and then broke his wp |
| 21:39.59 | hhatfield | booyeah |
| 21:39.59 | carmony | he breaks all my wp stuff! |
| 21:40.00 | carmony | :P |
| 21:40.04 | hhatfield | ~win |
| 21:40.04 | ibot | win is, like, <NightHawkTheSane> my phone autocorrects "pfft" to "orgy" |
| 21:40.13 | hhatfield | hmm |
| 21:40.49 | TuxToaster | ... |
| 21:41.15 | TuxToaster | $lart hhatfield |
| 21:41.16 | raifbot | does a little 'dpkg -P hhatfield' action. |
| 21:41.25 | hhatfield | $relart |
| 21:41.29 | hhatfield | $defend me |
| 21:41.41 | TuxToaster | $dont_listen_to_him |
| 21:46.35 | josephscott | $save hhatfield |
| 21:46.36 | raifbot | asks the President to please pardon hhatfield |
| 21:46.45 | hhatfield | he gets it! |
| 21:46.56 | josephscott | $humble carmony |
| 21:47.00 | josephscott | ~humble carmony |
| 21:47.00 | ibot | ACTION beats carmony down with a large tree until carmony feels small and insignificant. |
| 21:48.15 | carmony | in hhatfield's defense |
| 21:48.27 | carmony | dnews's wp install setup is way crazy |
| 21:48.41 | carmony | I shouldn't say crazy |
| 21:48.53 | carmony | its just not standard for lots of different caching layers |
| 21:49.06 | carmony | and he fixed it |
| 21:49.09 | carmony | so its all good :) |
| 21:49.11 | hhatfield | kinda |
| 21:49.19 | hhatfield | my new blog is down because of it :( |
| 21:49.37 | hhatfield | can't figure out why nginx decided to match on that one and forward it to apache |
| 21:50.02 | hhatfield | 7 |
| 21:50.15 | hhatfield | but we're under NDA not to disclose 3 of them |
| 21:50.27 | josephscott | sounds about right |
| 21:50.52 | josephscott | "pay more, get less" |
| 21:52.20 | hhatfield | it's all free enterprisey |
| 21:52.35 | hhatfield | at least, the ones I can tell you about |
| 22:01.55 | mindjuju__ | is everybody having slow interwebs? |
| 22:06.15 | Bikerdan | Haven't noticed anything here... |
| 22:07.01 | Bikerdan | Speedtest.net says ~50Mb |
| 22:09.34 | josephscott | ~slow the interwebs |
| 22:09.34 | ibot | ACTION attaches a ball and chain to the interwebs |
| 22:10.41 | TuxToaster | ~speed up the interwebs |
| 22:10.41 | ibot | ACTION straps a jet engine onto the interwebs |
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| 22:17.29 | ninnypants | anyone know an app that can grab a range of video frames and turn them into jpegs? |
| 22:17.44 | fungus | ninnypants, ffmpeg |
| 22:17.47 | fungus | mencoder |
| 22:19.25 | fungus | ffmpeg -i video.mpg image%d.jpg |
| 22:20.52 | josephscott | ffmpeg is cool |
| 22:21.04 | mgeary | oh yes |
| 22:22.38 | ninnypants | hmm ok I'll have to compile it somewhere |
| 22:23.01 | josephscott | carmony: any luck selling the house? |
| 22:23.38 | fungus | ninnypants, (yum|apt-get) install ffmpeg |
| 22:24.10 | TuxToaster | ~roulette |
| 22:24.11 | ibot | ACTION watches tuxtoaster pull the trigger: Click! |
| 22:26.01 | carmony | josephscott: nope! |
| 22:26.07 | carmony | I might join you in owning two homes |
| 22:26.24 | josephscott | not fun |
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| 22:42.27 | TuxToaster | $chuck-fact |
| 22:42.28 | raifbot | If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris. |
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| 23:33.19 | carmony_ | uggg |
| 23:33.25 | carmony_ | train wifi stinks today |
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