| 00:00.10 | herlo | romanovic: popcorn |
| 00:00.22 | herlo | romanovic: I guess that's one way to look at it. :) |
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| 04:00.55 | eggyknap | $weather 84637 |
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| 14:01.23 | hhatfield | $rlart |
| 14:01.23 | raifbot | executes killall -HUP influx. |
| 14:01.25 | hhatfield | ~rlart |
| 14:01.25 | ibot | offers stderr some herring |
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| 14:35.08 | josephscott | $chuck-fact |
| 14:35.08 | raifbot | Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. |
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| 14:42.40 | hhatfield | $8ball is Chuck Norris a member of the NRA? |
| 14:42.41 | raifbot | hhatfield - You may rely on it. |
| 14:43.15 | hhatfield | $8ball is utosc going to rock the casbah? |
| 14:43.15 | raifbot | hhatfield - Without a doubt. |
| 14:43.52 | hhatfield | $8ball does one need a hookah pipe to enjoy the casbah being rocked? |
| 14:43.53 | raifbot | hhatfield - You may rely on it. |
| 14:44.19 | hhatfield | ~lie $8ball |
| 14:44.19 | ibot | $8ball I deem you to be a liar, I am above reproach and my word is law. So it has been writen, so it shall be. |
| 14:44.20 | raifbot | ibot - Better not tell you now. |
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| 14:52.51 | macnewbold | ~php++ |
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| 15:07.03 | josephscott | ~php++ |
| 15:10.06 | ninnypants | ~karma php |
| 15:10.06 | ibot | php has karma of 11 |
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| 15:50.03 | josephscott | http://www.rideuta.com/ ? |
| 15:50.08 | Monnok | You want to make it easier to navigate while you are at it? |
| 15:50.18 | carmony | yeah |
| 15:50.22 | hhatfield | carmony: +1 |
| 15:50.28 | carmony | I don't care about design-looking... I want usability |
| 15:50.36 | carmony | http://www.rideuta.com/mc/?page=RidingUTA-ScheduleOutlets-DavisCountyScheduleOutlets -- this page |
| 15:50.37 | Monnok | ^^ |
| 15:50.39 | hhatfield | you know they have a real-time api |
| 15:50.55 | hhatfield | http://developer.rideuta.com/DataInstructions.aspx |
| 15:50.56 | carmony | why, oh why in the world can I not click on the route number to see the route? |
| 15:51.01 | Monnok | ah i only use it for trax/frontrunner times |
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| 15:51.11 | hhatfield | that's a good question |
| 15:51.31 | hhatfield | $8ball is the uta site an example of bad UI/UX? |
| 15:51.32 | raifbot | hhatfield - Better not tell you now. |
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| 15:51.40 | hhatfield | $8ball tell me NOW |
| 15:51.40 | raifbot | hhatfield - Concentrate and ask again. |
| 15:51.55 | hhatfield | ~off $8ball |
| 15:51.55 | ibot | ACTION Pushes $8ball into the path of an oncoming vehicle and blames Heartsbane |
| 15:53.06 | josephscott | $8ball will you have your revenge on hhatfield? |
| 15:53.06 | raifbot | josephscott - Most likely. |
| 15:55.25 | hhatfield | ~hide me |
| 15:55.26 | ibot | ACTION gets a huge black sheet and covers hhatfield with it so that nobody can see what hhatfield is doing! |
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| 16:02.07 | hhatfield | wrt UTOSC… lunch is _not_ provided, right? It's a grab it at the food court kind of thing? |
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| 16:07.29 | ninnypants | hhatfield: yep |
| 16:07.52 | ninnypants | anyone gotten anything from softpedia.com before? |
| 16:11.18 | TuxToaster | probably, they used to offer a bunch of public downloads |
| 16:11.33 | TuxToaster | unless I'm thinking of something different |
| 16:11.36 | TuxToaster | $rlart |
| 16:11.37 | raifbot | cuts PoeticIntensity into thin stripes. |
| 16:12.19 | macnewbold | ~php++ |
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| 16:18.19 | josephscott | $8ball did you survive the reboot? |
| 16:18.19 | raifbot | josephscott - Outlook not so good. |
| 16:19.47 | hhatfield | $8ball where's your revenge now, huh?!? Did you like that? |
| 16:19.48 | raifbot | hhatfield - Don't count on it. |
| 16:21.43 | utahcon | "Outlook not so good" -- I thought it was complete crap myself. |
| 16:22.21 | josephscott | $8ball is outlook ever good? |
| 16:22.21 | raifbot | josephscott - It is certain. |
| 16:22.31 | josephscott | $8ball was that a yes or a no? |
| 16:22.32 | raifbot | josephscott - My reply is no. |
| 16:23.07 | carmony | urrrrgggg...... what the heck... I loathe GoDaddy DNS... |
| 16:23.28 | fungus | so switch |
| 16:23.37 | carmony | Wasn't my choice to use it |
| 16:23.38 | fungus | Switching DNS providers is very easy. |
| 16:23.52 | fungus | Switching registrars is not |
| 16:24.01 | carmony | well that is the funny thing is I'm suppose to be switching TO godaddy |
| 16:24.20 | fungus | eww, |
| 16:24.27 | carmony | so here is the catch |
| 16:24.57 | carmony | they want me to change my domain settings to use GoDaddy's dns servers BEFORE adding records |
| 16:25.15 | utahcon | fungus: changing registrars isn't hard... just costs a little money, and time. |
| 16:25.16 | mgeary | carmony: who does? |
| 16:25.21 | carmony | GoDaddy |
| 16:25.32 | mgeary | ah, i see |
| 16:25.36 | carmony | I might have to just pretend it's an off-site domain |
| 16:25.50 | fungus | utahcon, theres a lot of hoops to jump through. It's just annoying. |
| 16:26.03 | fungus | Changing DNS providers is wicked simple comparatively |
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| 16:34.04 | josephscott | carmony: who is asking you to change to godaddy? I'm sure we'd all like to avoid them :-) |
| 16:34.45 | carmony | current Boss just wants everything in one location |
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| 16:49.16 | fungus | everything in one location is really nice. Just pick a good location. ;) |
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| 16:49.44 | josephscott | $lart godaddy |
| 16:49.44 | raifbot | beats godaddy over the head with a microkernel. |
| 16:50.24 | hhatfield | ~lart godaddy |
| 16:50.24 | ibot | flings poo at godaddy |
| 16:51.18 | josephscott | http://josephscott.org/archives/2012/04/godaddy-the-hugh-hefner-of-domain-registrars/ |
| 17:05.51 | unum | all gone and my ssl certs are canceled |
| 17:05.52 | mahelious | josephscott: ooc, who is your preferred registrar? |
| 17:06.07 | josephscott | I've been moving to namecheap |
| 17:06.40 | unum | I've been happy with them so far |
| 17:07.09 | unum | better prices AND the site isn't based around selling me everything else |
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| 17:15.49 | macnewbold | i've been using name cheap a long time too, and they're my favorite |
| 17:16.02 | macnewbold | their FreeDNS service is nice too if you are stuck with a godaddy domain |
| 17:16.30 | fridgesm | I've been using Rebel.com since I moved off of Godaddy several years ago |
| 17:16.43 | fridgesm | If switching registrars wasn't such a pain, I probably would have switched to Namecheap by now |
| 17:20.35 | influx | ~namecheap++ |
| 17:23.41 | josephscott | ~php++ |
| 17:24.52 | captbrogers | I moved to them and once I got over the learning curve, it has been nice. |
| 17:58.42 | ninnypants | any ideas on why a setcookie() call would cause an infinite loop behind a load balancer? |
| 18:31.51 | mahelious | i love microwave lunches. nothing like ice-cold meatballs in a sauce of boiling lava |
| 18:32.04 | carmony | haha, that is soooo true |
| 18:32.42 | captbrogers | I'm pretty sure hot pockets were designed to be the temperature of the sun at the crust, and then somewhere near absolute zero for the core. They should really market it as a insulator |
| 18:45.31 | carmony | wow.... Obiwan Kenobi arrested for a hit & run...: http://thesouptv.com/latest/Rental_Without_A_Cause/312858 |
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| 19:14.05 | TuxToaster | $rlart |
| 19:14.05 | raifbot | whips out a hot glue gun and makes sure that TuxToaster is stuck to the floor. |
| 19:14.13 | TuxToaster | ... |
| 19:14.24 | TuxToaster | ~off raifbot |
| 19:14.24 | ibot | ACTION Pushes raifbot into the path of an oncoming vehicle and blames jsmith-away |
| 19:16.11 | captbrogers | $chuck-fact |
| 19:16.11 | raifbot | If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. |
| 19:17.22 | josephscott | $8ball did that $rlart boomerang? |
| 19:17.22 | raifbot | josephscott - Ask again later. |
| 19:23.36 | macnewbold | ~php++ |
| 19:27.07 | carmony | I just realized that I'll finally be meeting wps :P |
| 19:27.24 | carmony | cause I'll be in town for may 17th |
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| 19:27.40 | captbrogers | I realized I'll be meeting a lot of gents here at UTOS |
| 19:27.51 | carmony | yup |
| 19:27.56 | peno | it's a trap |
| 19:29.23 | captbrogers | We can't repel nerds of that magnitude! |
| 19:30.46 | josephscott | $mindtrick peno |
| 19:30.46 | raifbot | (jedi hand wave) peno you don't need to see his identification. |
| 19:57.47 | jsmith | josephscott: Any word on dates for WordCamp SLC? |
| 19:58.16 | josephscott | I'm leaning towards Sept 22, haven't confirmed that 100% yet |
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| 20:01.39 | jsmith | josephscott: OK, let me know when it's finalized |
| 20:01.44 | josephscott | will do |
| 20:01.58 | josephscott | with anything I'll have that date confirmed this week |
| 20:02.10 | josephscott | s/anything/any luck/ |
| 20:02.11 | jsmith | Awesome :-) |
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| 20:24.30 | hhatfield | for those of you going to UTOSC, I'll be the one in jeans, tennis shoes and either a button-down or polo shirt |
| 20:24.49 | captbrogers | And I'll be the guy with the hair |
| 20:25.30 | hhatfield | I'll be sure to introduce myself! |
| 20:26.10 | hhatfield | ~hello captbrogers |
| 20:26.10 | ibot | ACTION stands up and shouts "HELLO captbrogers!" |
| 20:28.51 | captbrogers | If us meeting together were a potato, it would be an interesting one. |
| 20:29.04 | josephscott | wait, you are going to wear pants? |
| 20:29.53 | captbrogers | Aren't they optional? |
| 20:30.14 | josephscott | they are at my day job, running joke about that |
| 20:31.13 | wps | I have another back-end developer position open |
| 20:31.42 | captbrogers | At BlueHost? |
| 20:31.46 | wps | Vivint |
| 20:31.56 | josephscott | captbrogers: you might be thinking of jsmith |
| 20:32.05 | captbrogers | Gosh dangit |
| 20:32.22 | wps | people confuse me with him all the time |
| 20:32.34 | wps | while not as awesome… I'm close |
| 20:32.35 | wps | :) |
| 20:32.48 | wps | well I have three |
| 20:32.59 | jsmith | and I'm paying for free waffles on Thursday night |
| 20:33.08 | wps | I have free lunch every day! |
| 20:33.16 | hhatfield | how much do you pay for free waffles? |
| 20:33.21 | josephscott | mmmm, free waffle Thursday |
| 20:33.23 | jsmith | wps: We offer that too... |
| 20:33.27 | wps | well… |
| 20:33.36 | wps | my dad is stronger than your dad |
| 20:33.42 | carmony | lol |
| 20:33.44 | hhatfield | wasfree as in "don't eat lunch"? |
| 20:33.46 | captbrogers | jsmith, people got greedy with that when I worked there |
| 20:33.49 | josephscott | while we are on the topic, Automattic is hiring too |
| 20:34.01 | josephscott | but I don't think we ever stopped hiring :-) |
| 20:34.21 | wps | well… we provide each employee with a free hot air balloon to commute to work in! |
| 20:34.23 | hhatfield | I think DDM would be hiring, but someone took up the rest of the hiring budget… *AHEM* |
| 20:34.31 | carmony | Hey! |
| 20:34.39 | hhatfield | Hey. |
| 20:34.47 | hhatfield | I didn't mean you |
| 20:35.01 | hhatfield | I meant some guy in India named "Ahem" |
| 20:35.17 | wps | and each cubical comes with a wading pool and lounge chair so you can wear your swimming trunks! |
| 20:35.18 | wps | so hah! |
| 20:35.19 | fungus | My company is hiring too. positions all over the country. though most are only temporary. :) |
| 20:35.22 | carmony | Actually, my future boss mentioned that we'd likely be hiring a PHP dev in the near future, so to keep my eyes and ears open |
| 20:35.24 | josephscott | ~expand hhatfield's hiring budget |
| 20:35.30 | carmony | haha fungus |
| 20:35.49 | josephscott | fungus: we hire all over the world ;-) |
| 20:35.56 | hhatfield | josephscott: to be clear… I am not carmony's boss and I have no hiring budget, so give me a penny and mission accomplished |
| 20:35.59 | fungus | We have more positions than you |
| 20:36.14 | josephscott | hhatfield: yep, I now, just seeing if ibot could help you out there :-) |
| 20:36.20 | hhatfield | haha |
| 20:36.22 | hhatfield | ~help |
| 20:36.27 | josephscott | we have more page views that you |
| 20:36.28 | captbrogers | Tell you what, I'll apply with whomever gives me a holo Charizard card |
| 20:36.29 | hhatfield | ~hire me |
| 20:36.29 | ibot | ACTION hires hhatfield along with utahcon as a Bush Administration UN Bribing Lackey, at 3 kicks in the crotch/hour to start |
| 20:36.39 | josephscott | haha! |
| 20:36.45 | hhatfield | woohoo… who do we get to kick? |
| 20:36.57 | josephscott | I think that was your pay, not your job ;-) |
| 20:36.59 | hhatfield | josephscott: more page views than who? |
| 20:37.07 | josephscott | SOS |
| 20:37.27 | josephscott | the place that fungus works at |
| 20:37.41 | josephscott | there are a few stats for just WPCOM here - http://en.wordpress.com/stats/#!/fresh/ |
| 20:38.45 | josephscott | $8ball will anyone will the game of one upmanship? |
| 20:38.46 | raifbot | josephscott - As I see it, yes. |
| 20:38.54 | josephscott | $8ball will you tell me who? |
| 20:38.55 | raifbot | josephscott - You may rely on it. |
| 20:39.38 | fungus | I bet my company is the only one here that will hire welders |
| 20:40.08 | josephscott | Automattic has no welders :-( |
| 20:40.16 | fungus | woot, i win. :) |
| 20:40.46 | carmony | oh yeah, well... I get free pop at my future job... though I will not be partaking of it :P |
| 20:40.52 | josephscott | we do hire Happiness Engineers though |
| 20:41.32 | carmony | josephscott: what was with that spike in posts on the week of Sep 26th, 2010? |
| 20:41.37 | fungus | what about a "Jazz Game Buffet Servers" |
| 20:41.50 | wps | we have a jazz dancer that works here |
| 20:41.59 | wps | (that one is actually true) |
| 20:42.19 | josephscott | I think that may have been when msn spaces shut down and pointed their uses to wordpress.com |
| 20:42.26 | carmony | ahhhh |
| 20:42.36 | carmony | cause it is just very, very... obvious |
| 20:42.37 | fungus | or what about "Juvenile Probation Officer" in Texas? |
| 20:42.41 | carmony | its like..... BAM ..... |
| 20:42.54 | josephscott | around Automattic we prefer BOOM! |
| 20:42.56 | josephscott | :-) |
| 20:43.12 | mahelious | NoCoolName_Tom: pm? |
| 20:44.26 | josephscott | Belgian Waffle isn't far from my place, woot! |
| 20:44.36 | carmony | so I wonder if tjbell is ever going to say something or just lurk....... :P |
| 20:44.40 | captbrogers | I used to live less than a mile from that |
| 20:44.41 | fungus | yay, waffle night. |
| 20:45.10 | herlo | when is waffle night? |
| 20:45.17 | carmony | thursday night |
| 20:45.22 | herlo | oh, nice |
| 20:45.23 | josephscott | jsmith: I'm not 100% sure I'll be there, can you put me down as a maybe? |
| 20:45.24 | herlo | what time? |
| 20:45.32 | jsmith | josephscott: Absolutely |
| 20:45.36 | jsmith | herlo: 10:00pm |
| 20:45.42 | josephscott | ~woot! |
| 20:45.42 | ibot | \o/ |
| 20:45.46 | herlo | jsmith: awesome! |
| 20:45.54 | herlo | makfinsky, gate and I will likely be there! |
| 20:46.07 | carmony | I'll be there... likely my last waffle night before I too will need to get a babysitter for things... |
| 20:46.28 | carmony | LOL |
| 20:46.32 | herlo | carmony: it's easy when you have connections :) |
| 20:46.41 | josephscott | carmony: in-laws |
| 20:46.56 | herlo | josephscott: nice! |
| 20:46.57 | carmony | not for a super late night waffle fest :P |
| 20:48.28 | captbrogers | lol |
| 20:49.54 | herlo | lol |
| 20:50.00 | herlo | ~lolstats |
| 20:50.00 | ibot | total count of lol on #uphpu: 4362. Top 3: TuxToaster -- 639 (14.6%), carmony -- 528 (12.1%), macnewbold -- 478 (11.0%) |
| 20:50.07 | herlo | ~lolstats herlo |
| 20:50.07 | ibot | herlo has said lol 420 times (9.6 %), ranked 5/106 (percentile: 4.7 %) |
| 20:50.18 | herlo | argh! 58 more!? |
| 20:50.26 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 20:50.31 | herlo | stinking cheater macnewbold |
| 20:50.33 | herlo | lol |
| 20:50.39 | herlo | aka carmony |
| 20:50.41 | TuxToaster | ~lol |
| 20:50.41 | ibot | lol is probably stands for Laughs Out Loud. It is grammatically incorrect to use LOL in the first person; use 'heh' or 'haha' instead. If you want to use LOL, do '/me lol' instead. |
| 20:51.09 | TuxToaster | $rlart |
| 20:51.09 | raifbot | accelerates a free AOL cd to 50,000 rpm and lets influx feel it. |
| 20:51.12 | carmony | josephscott: whats the idea? |
| 20:51.19 | TuxToaster | aha, no backfiring this time |
| 20:51.25 | josephscott | writing file systems with python + FUSE |
| 20:51.55 | herlo | josephscott: that'd be pretty cool. Could even do it in real time |
| 20:52.06 | josephscott | yep, darn close |
| 20:52.50 | herlo | just pre do most of it and get it to work in ~45 mins |
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| 20:54.59 | herlo | wow, that was a bad sentence |
| 20:56.18 | macnewbold | ibot, no, lol is Laugh Out Loud, or laughing out loud or laughs out loud, which when used in the first person, means [I'm] laughing out loud. See also 'heh', 'haha', 'rotflol', 'lmao', or 'rotflmao'. |
| 20:56.18 | ibot | cannot alter locked factoids, macnewbold |
| 20:56.21 | macnewbold | doh |
| 20:56.25 | macnewbold | who locked it? |
| 20:56.33 | macnewbold | ibot, unlock lol |
| 20:56.42 | macnewbold | ibot, please unlock lol |
| 20:57.18 | josephscott | $8ball will macnewbold ever be able to unlock lol? |
| 20:57.19 | raifbot | josephscott - Yes. |
| 20:57.37 | macnewbold | ibot answered me privately: sorry, you are not allowed to unlock factoid 'lol'. |
| 20:57.37 | ibot | macnewbold: what are you talking about? |
| 20:57.46 | macnewbold | ~off ibot |
| 20:57.46 | ibot | ACTION Pushes ibot into the path of an oncoming vehicle and blames josephscott |
| 20:58.31 | Monnok | did you try to sudo unlock? |
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| 20:59.45 | macnewbold | ~sudo unlock lol |
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| 21:03.30 | hhatfield | ~eat josephscott |
| 21:03.30 | ibot | ACTION eats josephscott and falls over dead |
| 21:03.44 | hhatfield | ~cook carmony |
| 21:03.44 | ibot | ACTION throws carmony in a big pan with veggies inside and cooks carmony on 350 for an hour |
| 21:03.45 | josephscott | ~resist hhatfield |
| 21:04.23 | hhatfield | ~simply |
| 21:04.23 | ibot | irresistable |
| 21:04.32 | josephscott | haha |
| 21:04.36 | macnewbold | ~waffle jsmith |
| 21:04.37 | carmony | haha |
| 21:04.55 | macnewbold | i think i wanna eat me some waffles on thursday night :) |
| 21:05.55 | hhatfield | ~waffle jsmith |
| 21:05.55 | ibot | And now to draw the name of the person who will pay for the next Free Waffle Night: jsmith |
| 21:08.01 | macnewbold | nice |
| 21:08.31 | hhatfield | rwaffle |
| 21:08.35 | hhatfield | ~rwaffle |
| 21:08.35 | ibot | And the next person to pay for Free Waffle Night will be: SunSparc |
| 21:08.52 | macnewbold | yay! |
| 21:09.11 | hhatfield | ~duck |
| 21:09.11 | ibot | Hhhwrraaaaaaaacckk!, or llama! |
| 21:10.54 | macnewbold | so is anyone in here a strong mid-to-senior PHP dev who is looking for work or open to being poached? contact me if interested |
| 21:11.14 | josephscott | ~poach macnewbold |
| 21:12.58 | macnewbold | ~save me |
| 21:12.58 | ibot | ACTION runs into a burning building and saves macnewbold from certain death. Is that enough? |
| 21:13.37 | macnewbold | ~botsnack |
| 21:13.37 | ibot | aw, gee, macnewbold |
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| 21:33.45 | macnewbold | ~change SunSparc |
| 21:34.00 | macnewbold | ~give SunSparc change |
| 21:34.00 | ibot | ACTION gives change to SunSparc |
| 21:34.44 | SunSparc | Thanks! That will help me pay for waffles that I was apparently randomly selected to cover. ;) |
| 21:35.57 | hhatfield | $8ball does ibot deal in legal tender? |
| 21:35.58 | raifbot | hhatfield - Yes. |
| 21:36.56 | TuxToaster | macnewbold: "open to being poached" is a job status now? :P |
| 21:37.39 | josephscott | it is like 'make me move' on zillow ;-) |
| 21:37.55 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 21:43.32 | TuxToaster | $rlart |
| 21:43.32 | raifbot | stamps mahelious on the forehead with the official Troll marker. |
| 21:43.43 | TuxToaster | funny, mahelious doesn't look like a troll |
| 21:46.12 | macnewbold | ~trollface |
| 21:52.55 | TuxToaster | $8ball will the song ever end? |
| 21:52.55 | raifbot | TuxToaster - You may rely on it. |
| 21:53.06 | TuxToaster | $8ball does it go on and on? |
| 21:53.06 | raifbot | TuxToaster - Very doubtful. |
| 21:53.20 | TuxToaster | hmm, raifbot doesn't know the song very well. |
| 21:53.22 | hhatfield | ~hah |
| 21:53.22 | ibot | it has been said that hah is everone's second favorte word (see bah, heh) |
| 21:53.33 | TuxToaster | ~bah |
| 21:53.34 | ibot | extra, extra, read all about it, bah is everyone's other favourite word (see heh) |
| 21:53.38 | TuxToaster | ... |
| 21:53.41 | TuxToaster | ~heh |
| 21:53.41 | ibot | heh |
| 21:56.34 | TuxToaster | ~macnewbold himself |
| 21:56.34 | ibot | ACTION wallops himself with a flip-flop |
| 21:58.35 | TuxToaster | always fun to picture someone beating themself up |
| 21:59.45 | TuxToaster | err, themselves. |
| 21:59.45 | TuxToaster | wow. |
| 22:02.24 | mahelious | why should that be pluralized anyhow? do we assume they have multiple personality disorder? |
| 22:06.09 | mahelious | nope, looks like reflexive, singular gender-neutral is correctly "themself" |
| 22:09.24 | hhatfield | ~smack TuxToaster |
| 22:09.25 | ibot | ACTION smacks TuxToaster upside the head. |
| 22:09.33 | hhatfield | $8ball is ibot a girl? |
| 22:09.34 | raifbot | hhatfield - Reply hazy, try again. |
| 22:09.42 | hhatfield | $8ball drinking again? |
| 22:09.42 | raifbot | hhatfield - Yes. |
| 22:09.52 | hhatfield | $8ball got dumped by ibot? |
| 22:09.52 | raifbot | hhatfield - Very doubtful. |
| 22:10.01 | hhatfield | ~dump raifbot |
| 22:18.18 | TuxToaster | ~roulette hhatfield |
| 22:18.18 | ibot | ACTION watches hhatfield pull the trigger: BANG! |
| 22:18.22 | hhatfield | TuxToaster: you're the one who called ibot a him |
| 22:18.45 | TuxToaster | mahelious: good point |
| 22:18.52 | TuxToaster | it just looked weird after I typed it |
| 22:18.56 | hhatfield | $8ball do I have bad aim? |
| 22:18.57 | raifbot | hhatfield - Don't count on it. |
| 22:19.04 | hhatfield | ~die |
| 22:19.04 | ibot | ACTION takes two shots to the head and crumples to the ground, lifeless. |
| 22:19.11 | TuxToaster | hhatfield: yeah, it's weird to think of ibot as a "her" |
| 22:19.17 | TuxToaster | dunno why |
| 22:19.41 | TuxToaster | ~wakeup |
| 22:19.46 | TuxToaster | meh |
| 22:20.17 | hhatfield | ~sleep |
| 22:20.17 | ibot | extra, extra, read all about it, sleep is overrated, and a poor substitute for caffeine. |
| 22:20.26 | hhatfield | ~caffeine |
| 22:20.27 | ibot | It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. |
| 22:21.06 | herlo | lol |
| 22:21.09 | herlo | that is awesome! |
| 22:24.42 | josephscott | ~dune |
| 22:24.42 | ibot | Dune is a tiny Web server implementation, featuring minimal use of resources, customizable error messages, logging, and multiuser (ie. URL: http://www.cs.luther.edu/~mestanba/dune/dune-0.6.7.tar.gz |
| 22:28.17 | ninnypants | any suggestions for converting .flv to .mp4 |
| 22:29.40 | TuxToaster | transcode it in VLC? |
| 22:30.01 | josephscott | handbrake perhaps? |
| 22:30.07 | TuxToaster | or if you're on a nix box, might be able to do it with ffmpeg |
| 22:30.11 | ninnypants | ok I was thinking that or handbreak |
| 22:30.34 | TuxToaster | or handbrake |
| 22:30.38 | TuxToaster | whichever it is :P |
| 22:31.25 | TuxToaster | ~say $rlart |
| 22:31.25 | ibot | $rlart |
| 22:31.26 | raifbot | hereby declares DexterTheDragon a troll. |
| 22:32.15 | mahelious | isn't flv just a container and proprietary coding scheme? shouldnt have to convert anything, just decode and extract. |
| 22:33.00 | mahelious | transcoding might be easier, but im guessing youll end up with lower-quality. |
| 22:34.23 | herlo | flv is pretty low quality to start with |
| 22:34.27 | herlo | usualy |
| 22:34.50 | mahelious | http://blog.superuser.com/2012/02/24/ffmpeg-the-ultimate-video-and-audio-manipulation-tool/ |
| 22:35.05 | herlo | ffmpeg is nice |
| 22:35.07 | mahelious | looks like ffmpeg can copy the video from one container to another. thats pretty sweet |
| 22:35.17 | herlo | yes, so can mencoder :) |
| 22:35.27 | herlo | even though he's not here |
| 22:35.33 | mgeary | doesn't mencoder use ffmpeg? |
| 22:35.39 | herlo | mgeary: indeed |
| 22:35.52 | mgeary | and i think it can only copy the video if it's the same container type |
| 22:35.53 | ninnypants | handbrake did it just fine |
| 22:35.53 | herlo | mgeary: it's just a bit friendlier of an interface if you know mplayer |
| 22:36.00 | mgeary | though i'd welcome a prove-wrong |
| 22:36.14 | herlo | mgeary: I'm pretty sure I've converted between containers |
| 22:36.21 | herlo | but it's been a while |
| 22:36.21 | mgeary | herlo: but without transcoding? |
| 22:36.30 | mgeary | using vcodec copy? |
| 22:36.34 | herlo | mgeary: the underlying encoding was the same I think? |
| 22:36.46 | herlo | mgeary: now that you say that, it might have been ffmpeg |
| 22:37.08 | herlo | too bad my video data is elsewhere atm |
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| 22:58.23 | Monnok | ~tuesday |
| 22:58.23 | ibot | Tuesday is Monday number Tue. |
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| 23:05.13 | josephscott | $8ball did you survive the netsplit? |
| 23:05.13 | raifbot | josephscott - Very doubtful. |
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