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| 13:37.05 | raifbot | makes a balloon animal out of DexterTheDragon. |
| 13:37.07 | hhatfield | ~rlart |
| 13:37.07 | ibot | decapitates fridgesm conan the destroyer style |
| 13:37.27 | hhatfield | a balloon dragon… nice! |
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| 14:42.47 | carmony | gooooooood morning! |
| 14:43.01 | hhatfield | did the kitties win last night? |
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| 14:43.48 | carmony | naw, the doggies won :P |
| 14:43.58 | carmony | we really didn't care which |
| 14:44.32 | hhatfield | haha |
| 14:48.15 | carmony | just the games this year have been really fun to watch |
| 14:48.18 | carmony | huge upsets |
| 14:49.58 | carmony | this year one #8 seed beat the #1, and the other #8 seed almost beat their #1 opponent but barely lost in the 7th game |
| 14:50.05 | hhatfield | wow |
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| 14:51.18 | carmony | #7 seed beat out a #2 seed which were the previous champions last year |
| 14:56.09 | captbrogers | Why were seeds fighting again? |
| 14:56.22 | hhatfield | survival of the fittest |
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| 14:56.26 | hhatfield | scarcity of resources |
| 14:56.50 | carmony | lol |
| 14:56.53 | captbrogers | Which ones were smart enough to use weapons? |
| 14:56.57 | carmony | gah, I gotta stop doing that |
| 14:57.03 | hhatfield | ~lolstats |
| 14:57.04 | ibot | total count of lol on #uphpu: 4345. Top 3: TuxToaster -- 634 (14.6%), carmony -- 523 (12.0%), macnewbold -- 478 (11.0%) |
| 14:57.15 | hhatfield | not yet.. still got a ways to go to catch up |
| 14:57.16 | captbrogers | The Lima beans used spears, Pintos had knives |
| 14:59.07 | hhatfield | $8ball would spears beat knives? |
| 14:59.07 | raifbot | hhatfield - It is certain. |
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| 15:31.08 | josephscott | this is disappointing - http://www.fosspatents.com/2012/04/google-to-court-galaxy-nexus-code-is.html |
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| 15:31.39 | josephscott | would be nice to see android just be 100% open source |
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| 15:34.42 | Monnok | feels like an angel just lost its wings :( |
| 15:36.29 | UtahDave | josephscott: amen! |
| 15:36.59 | josephscott | claiming android is a trade secret isn't exactly heart warming |
| 15:37.17 | carmony | yeah |
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| 15:45.37 | TuxToaster | $rlart |
| 15:45.38 | raifbot | drops a truckload of VAXen on mgeary. |
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| 15:47.10 | Monnok | $chuck-fact |
| 15:47.10 | raifbot | Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire. |
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| 15:55.52 | ninnypants | $chuck-fact |
| 15:55.53 | raifbot | In 1991, Chuck Norris shot a 14 on an 18 hole golf course, falling short of his personal best by 2 strokes. |
| 16:02.31 | hhatfield | $8ball isn't everything Chuck Norris does a personal best? |
| 16:02.32 | raifbot | hhatfield - Yes - definitely. |
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| 16:40.38 | josephscott | if you haven't seen chrome crash lately you can try this http://josephscott.org/archives/2012/04/chrome-19-beta-crashes-on-stevesouders-com/ |
| 16:41.37 | fungus | Doesn't bother me. I'm running Chrome 20 |
| 16:42.15 | josephscott | fungus: is it fixed in chrome 20? |
| 16:42.31 | fungus | apparently |
| 16:42.39 | DexterTheDragon | works for me and I'm using Chrome 1834 |
| 16:42.40 | fungus | I've never seen the site when I was running 19 |
| 16:43.11 | fungus | Just run the Dev-Channel It's pretty nice. |
| 16:43.35 | josephscott | good to know it is fixed in dev then |
| 16:43.46 | josephscott | I've been running the beta channel for quite awhile now |
| 16:44.10 | fungus | I've been using dev for at least a year. |
| 16:44.12 | josephscott | only in the last few months have I been noticing the beta channel have major issues |
| 16:46.14 | fungus | I don't think i've ever seen a full browser crash with chrome. |
| 16:46.33 | fungus | Had flash issues in the past |
| 16:46.43 | fungus | a very rare instance of tab crash |
| 16:46.47 | josephscott | fortunately the memory issue got fixed - http://josephscott.org/archives/2012/02/what-is-broken-in-chome-18-beta/ |
| 16:46.54 | fungus | but nothing really bad. |
| 16:47.12 | josephscott | agreed, until recently, where there have been multiple serious issues |
| 16:47.29 | josephscott | where serious is either browser crash, or crush the system by eating all memory |
| 16:47.43 | fungus | eww. |
| 16:48.01 | fungus | Though my usage is likely different from yours. |
| 16:48.29 | fungus | And I run zero extensions right now. |
| 16:48.47 | josephscott | I've got a couple, but I try to run light |
| 16:48.52 | josephscott | I disable flash and java in chrome |
| 16:49.07 | josephscott | if I must use them, I open the page in safari |
| 16:49.15 | fungus | that's a good idea. |
| 16:49.44 | fungus | I frequently use java webstart, but almost never use the java plugin |
| 16:49.58 | mindjuju | josephscott -- got a moment? |
| 16:50.10 | josephscott | mindjuju: sure, what's up? |
| 16:50.26 | mindjuju | did you get an email from UTOS this morning about speaker information ? |
| 16:50.35 | herlo | mindjuju: I did |
| 16:50.48 | josephscott | yes |
| 16:50.57 | mindjuju | ok good |
| 16:51.07 | mindjuju | fridgesm -- i'm not sure why you didn't get, but i'll send another to you |
| 16:51.10 | josephscott | the building change |
| 16:52.24 | mindjuju | yup exactly |
| 16:52.25 | mindjuju | and dinner |
| 16:52.54 | mindjuju | did the maps come up ok? i had pretty tinyurl URLs ,b ut for sosme reaon mailchimp changed it |
| 16:54.06 | TuxToaster | mindjuju: mailchimp does open and click tracking, etc. |
| 16:54.33 | TuxToaster | so they probably pass any URL you put in through their system to track clicks |
| 17:05.13 | mindjuju | i thought that is what it might be, just didn't realize it at 5:30a, nor how to deactivate |
| 17:05.23 | mindjuju | the URLs are ginormous |
| 17:06.16 | josephscott | not a big deal |
| 17:06.21 | josephscott | nice to know where the link goes |
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| 17:25.08 | carmony | mindjuju: I got my email |
| 17:25.11 | carmony | fwiw |
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| 17:27.48 | romanovic | no more pirate bay for the UK http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-17894176 |
| 17:29.20 | herlo | meh |
| 17:30.20 | josephscott | so if they chance the name to piracy bay would they still have to block it? |
| 17:31.18 | josephscott | for beandog - http://nyanwaits.com/ |
| 17:31.25 | carmony | lol, my mind miss read this org's name the first time: "British Phonographic Industry" |
| 17:31.42 | Monnok | lol |
| 17:32.12 | carmony | at first I was like "Wow, didn't know that industry had so much pull in England..." |
| 17:33.00 | Monnok | oh, carmony, are you going to play diablo 3 when it comes out? |
| 17:33.06 | carmony | I want to |
| 17:33.10 | carmony | but I'll be starting a new job that week |
| 17:33.25 | carmony | so who knows how much D3 time I'll have |
| 17:33.27 | Monnok | did you try out the open beta last week? |
| 17:33.31 | carmony | nope |
| 17:33.47 | carmony | darn busy life |
| 17:33.47 | Monnok | guess so |
| 17:33.47 | carmony | whats a gamer suppose to do? |
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| 17:42.32 | hhatfield | played in the D3 open beta weekend before last |
| 17:42.34 | hhatfield | pretty nice |
| 17:42.45 | Monnok | what did you play as? |
| 17:42.49 | Monnok | i made a wizard |
| 17:42.55 | hhatfield | a Monnok… I mean. Monk |
| 17:43.01 | Monnok | lol |
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| 17:43.46 | hhatfield | I wonder if people are going to end up with Peta gold… I mean, after about 3 hours I had earned over 10k |
| 17:44.20 | Monnok | do you get to keep your beta stuff? |
| 17:45.03 | Monnok | i spent all my gold on blacksmithing training |
| 17:45.16 | hhatfield | nope |
| 17:45.22 | hhatfield | everything starts fresh |
| 17:45.41 | hhatfield | I renewed my WoW subscription so I could get D3 for free :) |
| 17:46.08 | Monnok | well, if you saw the auction house, you'd notice the prices are outrageous |
| 17:48.02 | mahelious | http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jrdIEhgaxt4qbDWOAHsUnZ6YPXiw?docId=948eeb0cf6fa4d6e9094981251e63d85 |
| 17:48.05 | mahelious | what...the... |
| 17:55.34 | hhatfield | $rlart |
| 17:55.34 | raifbot | nukes seant23 with a single large nuke. |
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| 18:35.47 | DexterTheDragon | SunSparc: http://www.spacex.com/webcast.php |
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| 18:53.32 | mahelious | ~DtD++ |
| 18:58.16 | carmony | DexterTheDragon: I'm watching that |
| 18:59.16 | clintberry | It's only a test, not a launch, right? |
| 19:01.02 | DexterTheDragon | clintberry: yeah, static firing test |
| 19:01.14 | DexterTheDragon | launch is planned for May 7th |
| 19:01.28 | carmony | awwww |
| 19:01.29 | clintberry | Cool. I am excited to watch that. |
| 19:01.30 | carmony | I didn't know that |
| 19:01.35 | carmony | I was all waiting for it to go up |
| 19:01.56 | clintberry | whoops, looks like there was a problem. Coundown on hold |
| 19:03.04 | mahelious | problem dragon? http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/096/044/trollface.jpg?1296494117 |
| 19:07.38 | carmony | DexterTheDragon: they are hiring for a Software Engineer: http://www.spacex.com/careers.php |
| 19:07.39 | carmony | :P |
| 19:08.05 | carmony | and a web developer |
| 19:09.21 | carmony | DexterTheDragon: AND their web dev position looks like its for Django... |
| 19:10.27 | DexterTheDragon | I'm sure there's not THAT much rocket science in the web development |
| 19:11.05 | clintberry | The job description looks super fun: Solving this problem requires efficient management of terabytes of telemetry and making this telemetry easily accessible to the internal users within SpaceX. |
| 19:11.27 | clintberry | My guess is they want those Terabytes processed and reports made in real time |
| 19:11.35 | carmony | DexterTheDragon: yeah, but it'd be cool to work for a company like SpaceX |
| 19:15.00 | SunSparc | DexterTheDragon: I am sad they had to abort. |
| 19:16.10 | DexterTheDragon | SunSparc: yeah, I'm hoping they're able to continue |
| 19:18.50 | carmony | DexterTheDragon: you coming to UTOSC this year? |
| 19:18.57 | DexterTheDragon | carmony: yep |
| 19:19.03 | carmony | w00t |
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| 19:22.26 | hhatfield | ~rlart |
| 19:22.26 | ibot | hits TuxToaster with an anvil and laughs with a contralto voice ... Haha Ha HA Ha |
| 19:23.20 | TuxToaster | ... |
| 19:23.23 | TuxToaster | $lart hhatfield |
| 19:23.24 | raifbot | DoSes hhatfield. |
| 19:23.52 | hhatfield | $8ball is it appropriate to respond to an rlart with a direct last from the other bot? |
| 19:23.53 | raifbot | hhatfield - Reply hazy, try again. |
| 19:24.57 | TuxToaster | ~lart hhatfield |
| 19:24.57 | ibot | strangles hhatfield with a doohicky mouse cord |
| 19:25.00 | TuxToaster | better? |
| 19:25.09 | hhatfield | $8ball better? |
| 19:25.09 | raifbot | hhatfield - It is decidedly so. |
| 19:25.12 | hhatfield | yes |
| 19:25.14 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 19:25.29 | TuxToaster | ~ibot |
| 19:25.29 | ibot | i guess ibot is not a help system |
| 19:25.36 | TuxToaster | ... ok |
| 19:27.48 | macnewbold | ~php++ |
| 19:28.19 | hhatfield | ~ibot is also a help system |
| 19:28.28 | macnewbold | ~ibot |
| 19:28.28 | ibot | from memory, ibot is not a help system |
| 19:28.30 | macnewbold | ~jbot |
| 19:28.30 | ibot | hmm... jbot is a hack!, or known to have only said one useful thing. a tool, or dating the fembots, or [TK]D-Fender's b*tch, or suck, or a pain in the ass |
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| 19:28.45 | macnewbold | ~jbot is also ibot's stupid cousin |
| 19:28.45 | ibot | okay, macnewbold |
| 19:29.39 | carmony | ~macnewbold is also ibot's third cousin twice removed |
| 19:29.39 | ibot | ACTION wallops is also ibot's third cousin twice removed with a flip-flop |
| 19:29.48 | carmony | lol |
| 19:29.54 | macnewbold | ~lolstats carmony |
| 19:29.54 | ibot | carmony has said lol 524 times (12.0 %), ranked 2/106 (percentile: 1.9 %) |
| 19:29.56 | carmony | I don't get ibot |
| 19:30.02 | macnewbold | ~roy carmony |
| 19:30.02 | ibot | carmony: Have you tried turning it off and on again? |
| 19:33.05 | hhatfield | ~off macnewbold |
| 19:33.05 | ibot | ACTION Pushes macnewbold into the path of an oncoming vehicle and blames mgeary |
| 19:33.29 | macnewbold | ~lart hhatfield |
| 19:33.29 | ibot | whips out a sword and chops hhatfield in half |
| 19:33.54 | mahelious | i see sony is making super smash bros with playstation flavoring. |
| 19:34.06 | hhatfield | hah! since you split them, I get to pick. I'll take the good half |
| 19:34.14 | macnewbold | there's a good half? |
| 19:34.19 | macnewbold | better half maybe? |
| 19:34.21 | hhatfield | better? |
| 19:34.24 | carmony | macnewbold: oh really? |
| 19:34.30 | macnewbold | ~jen carmony |
| 19:34.30 | ibot | carmony: are you aware that you have something on your forehead? |
| 19:34.31 | carmony | bah, mahelious: og really? |
| 19:34.34 | carmony | ok |
| 19:34.38 | carmony | I give up typing today |
| 19:34.45 | macnewbold | its monday, it's happening to all of us |
| 19:34.56 | mahelious | too bad solid snake already appeared in the nintendo franchise |
| 19:35.18 | mahelious | looks like theyve got...kratos, crash and...fat princess? |
| 19:35.42 | hhatfield | ~carmony macnewbold |
| 19:35.42 | ibot | carmony threatens to blog negative things about macnewbold unless macnewbold apologizes. |
| 19:35.48 | Monnok | they need the sack boy from LBP |
| 19:35.56 | carmony | whaaaaaat? |
| 19:36.01 | carmony | I don't blog negative things! :P |
| 19:36.25 | hhatfield | no need for him to know it's an empty threat |
| 19:36.45 | macnewbold | ~carmony carmony |
| 19:36.45 | ibot | carmony threatens to blog negative things about carmony unless carmony apologizes. |
| 19:36.49 | macnewbold | hehe |
| 19:36.54 | macnewbold | ~psycho carmony |
| 19:37.37 | macnewbold | ~pschitzo carmony |
| 19:37.58 | carmony | alright, we need a hhatfield one that says "hhatfields belts out a high C shattering <targets>'s smartphone's screen." or something like that |
| 19:38.12 | carmony | or just say computer screen |
| 19:38.14 | hhatfield | ~hhatfield carmony |
| 19:38.14 | ibot | Smacks carmony upside the head with a loLBat! |
| 19:40.30 | mahelious | "hhatfield wails like a banshee, yknow, kinda girlish, sortof annoying. your computer turn on the auto-mute." |
| 19:40.41 | carmony | ~say $8ball have I become self-aware, becoming the future of SkyNet? |
| 19:40.41 | ibot | $8ball have I become self-aware, becoming the future of SkyNet |
| 19:40.41 | raifbot | ibot - Yes. |
| 19:42.08 | fungus | $8ball are you self-aware? |
| 19:42.09 | raifbot | fungus - My sources say no. |
| 19:42.12 | hhatfield | wait… if ibot is self-aware, why did she have to ask raifbot? |
| 19:42.12 | fungus | lol |
| 19:42.35 | mahelious | second-hand confirmation to eliminate bias? |
| 19:42.39 | hhatfield | mahelious: I never wail kinda girlish |
| 19:42.47 | hhatfield | it's either all or nothing |
| 19:43.08 | hhatfield | it does sometimes make the other men in MoTab nervous |
| 19:43.21 | mahelious | "hhatfield wails like a banshee, yknow, totally girlish, mind-bendingly annoying. your computer turn on the auto-mute." |
| 19:43.51 | macnewbold | hhatfield: you in motab? |
| 19:43.55 | hhatfield | mahelious: yah. I think that gets it better |
| 19:44.01 | hhatfield | macnewbold: yeah |
| 19:44.02 | mahelious | :) |
| 19:44.36 | macnewbold | hhatfield: sweet - i ought to pick your brain sometime… i've considered trying out, though probably not this year. what part? |
| 19:45.00 | josephscott | $8ball would chuck norris make it into motab? |
| 19:45.00 | raifbot | josephscott - Ask again later. |
| 19:45.02 | macnewbold | ~php++ |
| 19:45.11 | macnewbold | $8ball is it later yet? |
| 19:45.11 | raifbot | macnewbold - Don't count on it. |
| 19:45.28 | carmony | I could try out for MoTab... and they'd throw it up on youtube as the worst. audition. ever. |
| 19:45.42 | hhatfield | macnewbold: I sing baritone. It's an awesome experience. I always encourage people to try out. The worst that could happen is you make it. :) |
| 19:46.42 | macnewbold | hhatfield: nice. I'm debating what part to go for… i most often prefer bass, but from what i hear, i don't go as low as they'd like, but my upper range isn't bad either |
| 19:47.47 | carmony | Though I probably wouldn't be as bad as this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D5148rRIkw |
| 19:48.01 | carmony | I dare any of you to try and listen to it through the whole thing |
| 19:48.01 | macnewbold | ~google william hung for carmony |
| 19:49.49 | clintberry | wow. That guy is a crazy bad singer, and he is doing a solo performance. How did that happen? |
| 19:50.26 | macnewbold | a terrible terrible accident |
| 19:50.30 | josephscott | carmony: will your audition look like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d5eP0wWLQY&feature=related |
| 19:51.30 | clintberry | oh my, I don't think I can make it through, but I am trying carmony |
| 19:52.17 | clintberry | Oh shoot, it went up a key again... and there are 90 seconds left still |
| 19:52.22 | macnewbold | ouch |
| 19:52.47 | macnewbold | i'm at 1:30 and cringing |
| 19:53.03 | macnewbold | had to turn down the volume in my headphones |
| 19:53.09 | macnewbold | oh, first intentional keychange... |
| 19:53.16 | carmony | lol |
| 19:53.22 | clintberry | ha ha, stops in the middle and drinks water |
| 19:53.30 | macnewbold | 2nd attempted keychange... |
| 19:53.36 | clintberry | wait until the third |
| 19:53.49 | carmony | I wonder what hhatfield's opinion is... |
| 19:54.03 | clintberry | wait just a minute. There was cheering |
| 19:54.05 | macnewbold | yeah, 3rd attempted failed worse |
| 19:54.13 | mindjuju | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6KKkAUdjcg |
| 19:54.29 | clintberry | Those are some good christian people.... |
| 19:54.30 | josephscott | $lart carmony's video search skillz |
| 19:54.30 | raifbot | beats carmony's video search skillz senseless with a 50lb Unix manual. |
| 19:54.35 | carmony | to quote my dad when he heard this "Thanks Justin, Toby (his dob) just jumped off the balcony." |
| 19:54.36 | mindjuju | i found it as a link off one of the other ones |
| 19:54.40 | macnewbold | 4th attempt never should have happened, but did anyway |
| 19:55.04 | carmony | I would just drop an octave |
| 19:55.07 | carmony | I mean, come on |
| 19:55.12 | josephscott | the greatest american hero! |
| 19:55.23 | macnewbold | and the big ending is upsetting |
| 19:55.34 | mindjuju | :) |
| 19:55.36 | josephscott | oh no, he is singing the theme song! |
| 19:55.49 | josephscott | notes on his hand, awesome! |
| 19:56.22 | macnewbold | tone deaf people shouldn't sing such that the non-tone-deaf can hear them |
| 19:56.26 | josephscott | ~summon william katt to save that guy |
| 19:56.26 | ibot | apt takes out 20 clean, identical-looking phones, some extra hands, and pretends to be a telemarketer for a large corporation, so he gets delivered a phonelist containing william katt to save that guy's coordinates |
| 19:56.41 | hhatfield | sry… was on a phone call… watching now |
| 19:56.50 | macnewbold | hhatfield: prepare yo self |
| 19:58.06 | SunSparc | ~rlart |
| 19:58.07 | ibot | whacks carmony with the cluebat |
| 19:59.04 | hhatfield | $8ball is carmony getting hit with a lot of bats today? |
| 19:59.04 | raifbot | hhatfield - My sources say no. |
| 19:59.18 | hhatfield | $8ball he needs more? |
| 19:59.18 | raifbot | hhatfield - As I see it, yes. |
| 19:59.26 | hhatfield | ~bat carmony |
| 19:59.26 | ibot | ACTION takes his mighty clue bat and whacks carmony over the head many, many, many times |
| 20:00.06 | hhatfield | It's true. I can't unhear this. |
| 20:00.24 | hhatfield | takes a drink in the middle of the song… love it |
| 20:01.09 | hhatfield | I can sing worse than that |
| 20:02.12 | DexterTheDragon | SunSparc: carmony: mahelious: countdown is running again |
| 20:02.29 | hhatfield | DexterTheDragon: is this the final countdown? |
| 20:03.14 | mahelious | still just the static test, right? |
| 20:03.38 | DexterTheDragon | hhatfield: it is as long as there's no cheesy guitar solos |
| 20:03.43 | DexterTheDragon | mahelious: yeah |
| 20:04.16 | hhatfield | I think they were just ahead of their time. That's the kind of song that people write now to end up on Guitar Hero. |
| 20:05.44 | carmony | lol |
| 20:05.49 | carmony | Trogdooooooooooor! |
| 20:09.26 | josephscott | the greatest power ballad of all time - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XFNtXbkelM |
| 20:11.49 | SunSparc | DexterTheDragon: Woot! |
| 20:12.25 | SunSparc | ~burninate carmony |
| 20:12.25 | ibot | ACTION burninates carmony and thrashes him soundly with Trogdor's meat arm. |
| 20:12.54 | DexterTheDragon | ~asplode SunSparc |
| 20:12.54 | ibot | SunSparc head asplode, k thx |
| 20:13.07 | SunSparc | lol |
| 20:14.12 | SunSparc | T-2 minutes |
| 20:14.46 | carmony | ... we got farther |
| 20:14.50 | carmony | then last time |
| 20:15.20 | SunSparc | 30 seconds!!! |
| 20:16.02 | DexterTheDragon | that was fun |
| 20:16.09 | carmony | so they are firing all of their engines? |
| 20:16.12 | carmony | one at a time? |
| 20:16.38 | SunSparc | heh, rather anti-climactic |
| 20:16.40 | hhatfield | macnewbold: low basses in the choir will normally be expected to have a range of around D2-C4, baritones are probably around F2-E4 |
| 20:17.04 | SunSparc | carmony: something like that |
| 20:17.05 | DexterTheDragon | carmony: it ignited all of them and went to full power |
| 20:17.08 | carmony | I sing about F2-G2 |
| 20:17.35 | carmony | lol |
| 20:17.38 | hhatfield | ~r2d2 SunSparc |
| 20:17.47 | hhatfield | ~war SunSparc |
| 20:17.52 | hhatfield | ~star SunSparc |
| 20:18.08 | SunSparc | :) |
| 20:18.19 | hhatfield | ~droid SunSparc |
| 20:18.32 | SunSparc | ~carmony hhatfield |
| 20:18.32 | ibot | carmony threatens to blog negative things about hhatfield unless hhatfield apologizes. |
| 20:18.42 | hhatfield | ~sorry SunSparc |
| 20:18.42 | ibot | ACTION apologizes to SunSparc |
| 20:19.09 | SunSparc | Sometimes I wish I was a droid... like Data |
| 20:20.04 | josephscott | $mindtrick SunSparc |
| 20:20.05 | raifbot | (jedi hand wave) SunSparc you don't need to see his identification. |
| 20:21.09 | SunSparc | But... what if those WERE the droids we were looking for? |
| 20:21.53 | josephscott | SunSparc: http://tobescifitakeover.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/tumblr_krwnshblxf1qzl5oto1_500.jpg |
| 20:23.09 | SunSparc | josephscott: yep ;) |
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| 20:29.21 | mindjuju | wow, no photoshop filters required - http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/boxing/tony-pietrantonio-takes-punch-ll-remember-long-time-183510057.html |
| 20:29.25 | mindjuju | that looks awful |
| 20:29.45 | eggyknap | ~chuck-fact |
| 20:30.01 | eggyknap | ~chuckfact |
| 20:30.01 | ibot | Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops |
| 20:30.07 | eggyknap | Fail. |
| 20:30.08 | eggyknap | ~chuck fact |
| 20:30.14 | eggyknap | Whew... I was jonesing for a Chuck joke. |
| 20:30.26 | eggyknap | ~weather 84637 |
| 20:33.37 | mindjuju | i miss games like this -- played in full 3d - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o2Pn7CslOE |
| 20:33.40 | ninnypants | https://imgur.com/a/Qlh7Y |
| 20:33.59 | mindjuju | i remember flying upside down and attacking from the ceiling |
| 20:34.48 | eggyknap | Mmm... Descent rocked. |
| 20:35.55 | mindjuju | yeah it did |
| 20:36.07 | mindjuju | maybe we should set aside some room at the conf to play it |
| 20:38.09 | carmony | I sucked at descent |
| 20:38.10 | carmony | really bad |
| 20:39.42 | eggyknap | Descent I can handle... but stick me in front of an Xbox or something, and I get my tuchus whipped every time. |
| 20:39.58 | eggyknap | I don't claim to have spent enough time there to even learn the controls |
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| 20:48.42 | carmony | mindjuju: do you guys need help setting up Weds night? |
| 20:50.41 | hhatfield | just found out that I will be going to utosc this week! |
| 20:50.43 | hhatfield | ~woot |
| 20:50.43 | ibot | \o/ |
| 20:50.54 | carmony | hhatfield: sweet! |
| 20:51.00 | carmony | hhatfield: bringing any of your fellow co-workers? |
| 20:51.57 | hhatfield | carmony: not sure yet |
| 20:52.19 | hhatfield | carmony: One of my future cow-orkers will be there :) |
| 20:54.01 | carmony | haha |
| 20:58.19 | mindjuju | SunSparc - Hunt for Red October is one of the finest book / movies evar |
| 20:58.50 | herlo | mindjuju: I didn't care for the movie |
| 20:59.06 | herlo | I won't say it was bad, it just didn't hold my interest |
| 20:59.09 | SunSparc | mindjuju: Amen, brother! I have both read the book and seen the movie. I love it. |
| 21:00.00 | SunSparc | "Next time, Jack, just send a *** memo!" |
| 21:00.30 | SunSparc | herlo: Did you read the book? |
| 21:00.45 | herlo | SunSparc: nope |
| 21:01.20 | SunSparc | herlo: Good read. |
| 21:02.11 | herlo | SunSparc: I don't know, russian submarines and war don't interest me much. |
| 21:02.29 | herlo | I understand it's about more than that, but it just didn't seem intriguing |
| 21:03.11 | herlo | as my good friend utahcon once said (this past Saturday), different strokes for different folks :) |
| 21:04.02 | carmony | yeah, will we see a utahcon at utosc this year too? |
| 21:05.40 | SunSparc | herlo: Understood. |
| 21:11.43 | macnewbold | imho, employer paying for UTOSC isn't as big of a deal as getting employer to give you a couple of days to attend without using vacation time... |
| 21:13.02 | herlo | macnewbold: indeed. That was his plan. |
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| 21:26.13 | macnewbold | i mean, admission is $0-40 per person if you're in a local user group |
| 21:29.12 | herlo | right, but time off with pay is good too |
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| 21:36.06 | TuxToaster | holy crap Qwest/CenturyLink is horrible. |
| 21:36.43 | TuxToaster | I didn't think they could get any worse than they used to be when I had to work with them on a daily basis, but I think they've topped it |
| 21:36.52 | hhatfield | where do you live? |
| 21:36.57 | TuxToaster | West Jordan |
| 21:37.21 | herlo | TuxToaster: it took you this long to figure that out? |
| 21:37.25 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 21:37.31 | herlo | :P |
| 21:37.39 | hhatfield | they've just been upgrading their boxes in my neighborhood (one on our sidewalk) so I'm hoping we'll be able to get > 1.5 Mb |
| 21:37.50 | herlo | wow, that's horrible |
| 21:38.03 | TuxToaster | I am supposed to be getting 12M but I don't think I quite hit that |
| 21:38.18 | herlo | TuxToaster: I'm usually pretty close to that. |
| 21:38.36 | TuxToaster | I have both Comcast and Qwest, I don't really use the DSL line heavily though |
| 21:38.58 | TuxToaster | it's more of a backup and a means for me to host boxes test boxes, etc. due to the static IPs |
| 21:39.24 | herlo | yeah, that's on my list of TODOs this week. Get Comcast here as well as Qworst |
| 21:39.53 | herlo | company pays for internet and since I get Qworst through the HOA, I'm going to have them pay for Comcast :) |
| 21:39.56 | TuxToaster | but I'd noticed recently that it was down, so I call them up to find out why, and they give me a different PPPoE login. No idea why it changed, but okay... till she says I have to talk to the business office as there is a problem with the account |
| 21:40.15 | herlo | wha? |
| 21:40.16 | TuxToaster | the business office says they have no clue whatsoever why they sent me over, as there is no problem. |
| 21:40.33 | TuxToaster | so, I put in the new login, and it connects... but without the static IP block. |
| 21:40.49 | TuxToaster | then... I get an email confirming my replacement modem shipment, that I didn't order. |
| 21:41.03 | TuxToaster | (I own my own modem, why would I ask them for a replacement) |
| 21:41.05 | herlo | "right hand! There you are!? I was looking all over for you", said the Left Hand. |
| 21:41.25 | TuxToaster | exactly |
| 21:41.42 | TuxToaster | when I call them back, she looks and sees BOTH logins are on the account, but both have someone else's name |
| 21:41.52 | TuxToaster | and a service order to do... something. no idea what. |
| 21:42.36 | TuxToaster | so now they're on the phone with the other half trying to figure it all out, I just told them to call me back when it's cleared up. I can't sit on the phone for hours listening to some 80s synth+repetitive clapping loop |
| 21:43.59 | hhatfield | looks like it will be at least a month before the higher speeds are available where I am (system doesn't show anything outside of a month) |
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| 22:00.03 | TuxToaster | $rlart |
| 22:00.04 | raifbot | hooks into a hydrant and hoses NoCoolName_Tom down. |
| 22:02.01 | mahelious | as warm as its been the last week thats a fairly benevolent lart |
| 22:03.39 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 22:04.51 | josephscott | $weather 84092 |
| 22:04.52 | raifbot | 3josephscott - 0,2current weather for 84092 - Clear 70f / 21c Humidity: 17% Wind: SW at 17 mph |
| 22:05.03 | carmony | $weather kaysville, utah |
| 22:05.03 | raifbot | 3carmony - 0,2current weather for kaysville, utah - Cloudy 68f / 20c Humidity: 25% Wind: SE at 14 mph |
| 22:05.11 | carmony | $weather 84405 |
| 22:05.11 | raifbot | 3carmony - 0,2current weather for 84405 - Cloudy 71f / 22c Humidity: 19% Wind: S at 16 mph |
| 22:06.24 | TuxToaster | $weather Nassau, Bahamas |
| 22:06.25 | raifbot | 3TuxToaster - 0,2current weather for Nassau, Bahamas - Partly Cloudy 75f / 24c Humidity: 68% Wind: E at 14 mph |
| 22:06.35 | TuxToaster | sounds nice about now. |
| 22:09.13 | macnewbold | ~karma php |
| 22:09.13 | ibot | php has karma of 1 |
| 22:09.17 | macnewbold | ~php++ |
| 22:09.20 | eggyknap | $weather 84637 |
| 22:09.21 | raifbot | 3eggyknap - 0,2current weather for 84637 - Clear 76f / 24c Humidity: 12% Wind: SW at 22 mph |
| 22:09.34 | eggyknap | Sure doesn't feel like 76F |
| 22:10.32 | mahelious | $weather cancun |
| 22:10.33 | raifbot | mahelious - sorry, I couldn't get weather data for cancun |
| 22:10.41 | mahelious | $weather cancun, mexico |
| 22:10.42 | raifbot | mahelious - sorry, I couldn't get weather data for cancun, mexico |
| 22:10.45 | hhatfield | $weather 30518 |
| 22:10.46 | raifbot | 3hhatfield - 0,2current weather for 30518 - Clear 85f / 29c Humidity: 40% Wind: N at 4 mph |
| 22:10.46 | mindjuju | any words of wisdom or opinion on google drive? |
| 22:10.59 | hhatfield | can't use multiple google accounts with it |
| 22:11.02 | mahelious | what you put in the cloud, the cloud keeps. |
| 22:11.07 | hhatfield | on the client machines |
| 22:11.31 | hhatfield | (not sure if this is different from other solutions or not) |
| 22:11.50 | mahelious | might be easier than a thumb drives, but i wouldnt put anything critical or important on it. |
| 22:12.15 | hhatfield | or sensitive |
| 22:14.04 | josephscott | unless it was already in your gmail account, in which case google has already indexed it :-) |
| 22:16.18 | TuxToaster | http://cl.ly/1L3N3M1d173e0J3c3G1j <-- they fail so big that it takes a century to fix it. |
| 22:16.36 | mahelious | so this morning i get tickets to the midnight avengers showing |
| 22:16.57 | mahelious | and just found out my company is paying to take everyone out friday afternoon to see it too. :D |
| 22:17.06 | hhatfield | ~off mahelious and take his tickets |
| 22:17.07 | ibot | ACTION Pushes mahelious and take his tickets into the path of an oncoming vehicle and blames TuxToaster |
| 22:17.12 | TuxToaster | ... |
| 22:17.25 | TuxToaster | ~blame ibot |
| 22:17.26 | ibot | ACTION blames ibot (and Canada) for all the evil in the world |
| 22:18.31 | TuxToaster | ~blame herself |
| 22:18.31 | ibot | ACTION blames herself (and Canada) for all the evil in the world |
| 22:18.36 | TuxToaster | :P |
| 22:18.54 | josephscott | ~ibot |
| 22:18.54 | ibot | hmm... ibot is not a help system |
| 22:22.49 | TuxToaster | yeah, still don't get that one |
| 22:23.03 | TuxToaster | ~josephscott |
| 22:23.03 | ibot | i heard josephscott is unknowable, or quite possibly the most interesting man in the world |
| 22:23.16 | mahelious | ibot, ibot is inscrutable |
| 22:23.17 | ibot | ACTION does... erm... I dunno... some bot stuff or something to is inscrutable. |
| 22:23.30 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 22:23.43 | TuxToaster | that's kind of awkward |
| 22:23.56 | TuxToaster | not sure I want to know what doing "bot stuff" entails |
| 22:25.06 | eggyknap | (channeling Johnny English) .oO("... plastic toys and soft cheese") |
| 22:29.06 | TuxToaster | haha |
| 22:29.19 | TuxToaster | $chuck-fact |
| 22:29.20 | raifbot | Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died |
| 22:29.22 | mahelious | agh. i hate when numerals are sorted as characters |
| 22:29.41 | TuxToaster | mahelious: ? |
| 22:29.42 | mahelious | 69...70...702...701... |
| 22:29.45 | TuxToaster | oh |
| 22:29.49 | TuxToaster | yeah |
| 22:43.12 | macnewbold | ~php++ |
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| 23:03.40 | macnewbold | as long as you go do it in #utah |
| 23:03.43 | macnewbold | that's the place for the haters |
| 23:03.45 | macnewbold | ~php++ |
| 23:04.11 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 23:05.30 | TuxToaster | ~karma php |
| 23:05.30 | ibot | php has karma of 4 |
| 23:05.34 | herlo | wow |
| 23:05.38 | herlo | that needs some help |
| 23:05.40 | herlo | lol |
| 23:05.42 | TuxToaster | ~php++ |
| 23:06.05 | TuxToaster | back in a bit |
| 23:07.01 | josephscott | ~php++ |
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| 23:19.13 | romanovic | ~php++ |
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| 23:42.39 | carmony | ~php++ |
| 23:42.40 | carmony | :) |
| 23:42.46 | carmony | ~karma php |
| 23:42.46 | ibot | php has karma of 8 |
| 23:55.46 | romanovic | there have been a lot of inflammatory comments in #utah lately towards php. Methinks we need a a̶n̶c̶h̶o̶r̶m̶a̶n̶ user group rumble |
| 23:58.00 | herlo | romanovic: or just avoid #utah altogether |
| 23:58.26 | herlo | romanovic: #utah is generally pretty devisive a good portion of the time I've been there. |
| 23:59.29 | romanovic | yah. but it is entertaining. |
