| 00:05.31 | ninnypants | herlo: ping |
| 00:05.52 | herlo | ninnypants: pong |
| 00:06.25 | ninnypants | pm? |
| 00:07.05 | herlo | sure |
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| 00:33.18 | carmony | oh man.... anyone watching the CONCACAF Champions League Final? |
| 00:33.22 | carmony | or am I the only one? :P |
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| 03:40.45 | hhatfield_ | $rlart |
| 03:40.46 | raifbot | beats hhatfield_ over the head with a microkernel. |
| 03:41.10 | hhatfield_ | well now |
| 03:41.15 | hhatfield_ | ~rlart |
| 03:41.15 | ibot | nabs the moon and broadsides romanovic with the sea of tranquility |
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| 03:51.42 | TuxToaster | $rlart |
| 03:51.42 | raifbot | whips out a shotgun, trudges over to herlo, and goes postal. |
| 03:52.01 | herlo | ~lart TuxToaster |
| 03:52.01 | ibot | executes killall -TERM TuxToaster |
| 03:52.43 | TuxToaster | ~whale herlo |
| 03:52.52 | TuxToaster | ~whalepoop herlo |
| 03:52.53 | ibot | ACTION catapults a truckload of whale poop from a freakishly large killer whale named Hugh at herlo |
| 03:53.42 | herlo | ~monkey TuxToaster |
| 03:53.42 | ibot | ACTION flings poo at TuxToaster |
| 03:53.50 | hhatfield_ | ~ibot TuxToaster |
| 03:53.52 | herlo | ~wallop TuxToaster |
| 03:53.53 | ibot | ACTION Grabs a rather large desk and bonks TuxToaster about the head with it. |
| 03:53.55 | TuxToaster | ~moo herlo |
| 03:53.56 | ibot | ACTION moos at herlo |
| 03:54.02 | herlo | ~thwap TuxToaster |
| 03:54.02 | ibot | ACTION thwaps TuxToaster on the nose with a 2 by 4 |
| 03:54.08 | hhatfield_ | ~macnewbold herlo |
| 03:54.08 | ibot | ACTION wallops herlo with a flip-flop |
| 03:54.08 | herlo | lol |
| 03:54.15 | herlo | ~herlo hhatfield_ |
| 03:54.15 | ibot | ACTION pokes hhatfield_ in they eye with a sharp needle |
| 03:54.23 | hhatfield_ | ~hhatfield herlo |
| 03:54.23 | ibot | Smacks herlo upside the head with a loLBat! |
| 03:54.37 | hhatfield_ | ~loLstats |
| 03:54.37 | ibot | total count of loL on #uphpu: 4. Top 1: hhatfield -- 4 (100.0%) |
| 03:54.41 | herlo | ~bake hhatfield_ |
| 03:54.41 | ibot | ACTION introduces hhatfield_ to Cheech and Chong |
| 03:54.41 | hhatfield_ | ~hhatfield |
| 03:54.41 | ibot | All hail the loLKing! |
| 03:54.49 | herlo | ~cook hhatfield_ |
| 03:54.49 | ibot | ACTION throws hhatfield_ in a big pan with veggies inside and cooks hhatfield_ on 350 for an hour |
| 03:55.02 | hhatfield_ | ~flush herlo |
| 03:55.03 | ibot | ACTION flushes herlo like herlo was yesterday's lunch |
| 03:55.10 | herlo | ~whallop hhatfield_ |
| 03:55.10 | ibot | ACTION gets her boyfriend herlo to whallop hhatfield_ until hhatfield_ whimpers like a little girl! |
| 03:55.13 | hhatfield_ | ~plunge herlo |
| 03:55.14 | ibot | ACTION Grabs herlo and a nearby plunger, shoves herlo in the toilet and plunges while yelling "herlo go down the hole!" |
| 03:55.20 | herlo | ~eat hhatfield_ |
| 03:55.20 | ibot | That's too disgusting. |
| 03:55.24 | herlo | lol |
| 03:55.45 | hhatfield_ | ~mercy |
| 03:55.50 | hhatfield_ | ~mercy herlo |
| 03:55.56 | herlo | ~beat TuxToaster |
| 03:55.56 | ibot | ACTION beats TuxToaster with a very wet, sticky noodle |
| 03:56.04 | herlo | hhatfield_: mercy is granted..... for now |
| 03:56.09 | herlo | :) |
| 03:56.16 | eggyknap | ~roy herlo |
| 03:56.17 | ibot | herlo: Have you tried turning it off and on again? |
| 03:56.28 | eggyknap | Sorry, can't get over that :) |
| 03:56.31 | herlo | ~ross eggyknap |
| 03:56.40 | hhatfield_ | ~moss herlo |
| 03:56.40 | ibot | herlo: Have you tried turning it off and on again? |
| 03:56.43 | herlo | dammit |
| 03:57.02 | herlo | ~poo eggyknap |
| 03:57.02 | ibot | ACTION summons a troop of flying monkeys to fling their poo at eggyknap |
| 03:57.06 | eggyknap | ~yesterdays_jam |
| 03:57.11 | eggyknap | FAIL :) |
| 03:58.14 | eggyknap | ~weather 84637 |
| 03:58.38 | eggyknap | hrm. that's new. |
| 03:58.40 | eggyknap | ~weather 84631 |
| 03:58.53 | herlo | seems broke |
| 03:58.57 | eggyknap | Yep |
| 03:59.48 | hhatfield_ | ~broke |
| 03:59.52 | hhatfield_ | ~broke weather |
| 04:00.03 | eggyknap | ~whine Mommy, fix it!!1 |
| 04:00.03 | ibot | ACTION whines about Mommy, fix it!!1's whining |
| 04:00.04 | herlo | eggyknap: how goes it these days? |
| 04:00.05 | hhatfield_ | $8ball is weather broken? |
| 04:00.05 | raifbot | hhatfield_ - Cannot predict now. |
| 04:00.25 | eggyknap | herlo: awfully tired. Today's my first try at getting an irrigation share, so I've been running around in the mud carrying heavy wet things all day |
| 04:01.08 | eggyknap | You? |
| 04:01.22 | TuxToaster | wow, apparently missed a bunch of whomping above while I was watching a new Piano Guys vid |
| 04:01.38 | eggyknap | (oh, we acquired an abandoned baby calf today. We call her "T-Bone".) |
| 04:01.39 | TuxToaster | http://youtu.be/09RUuTAM2H0 |
| 04:01.41 | herlo | eggyknap: wow |
| 04:01.55 | TuxToaster | lol @ T-Bone |
| 04:02.00 | herlo | eggyknap: so you are enjoying the farm I see. |
| 04:02.15 | eggyknap | For a kid who grew up never having a pet, it's kinda weird I now have one dog, 8 cats, 30 or so birds of one form or another, and a cow. |
| 04:02.32 | eggyknap | But yeah, we're liking it well enough. We feel like we're actually living. |
| 04:02.50 | TuxToaster | that's... an odd farm. |
| 04:03.08 | eggyknap | Not really... everyone seems to have a menagerie of animals running around. |
| 04:03.33 | TuxToaster | just used to hearing about having more animals like cows, goats, sheep, pigs, etc. |
| 04:03.50 | TuxToaster | one cow, but 30 birds and 8 cats. seems a bit backwards. :-) |
| 04:04.11 | eggyknap | the birds are chickens and guinea fowl... the former for the eggs, the latter for bug control. |
| 04:04.28 | TuxToaster | ah ok |
| 04:04.34 | TuxToaster | that's a bit more like it |
| 04:04.46 | eggyknap | But we're just getting started. So this year, the big thing is the ~ 12 acres of wheat I'm learning to irrigate. In future years, we're hoping to raise meat birds, rabbits, and perhaps some other interesting stuff. |
| 04:04.58 | TuxToaster | where are you at? |
| 04:04.59 | eggyknap | I'd like to have a fish pond, perhaps only for home use, but it's a regulatory nightmare. |
| 04:05.04 | eggyknap | TuxToaster: just south of Fillmore. |
| 04:05.14 | eggyknap | Right off one of those freeway exits everyone ignores. :) |
| 04:05.42 | TuxToaster | wow, out there a bit |
| 04:06.02 | eggyknap | Far enough to get a good shot in before the zombies get to us. |
| 04:06.25 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 04:24.38 | josephscott | $rlart |
| 04:24.39 | raifbot | hooks into a hydrant and hoses mindjuju down. |
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| 04:58.59 | josePHPagoda | so i've got a puzzling issue |
| 04:59.03 | josePHPagoda | i use a simple |
| 04:59.09 | josePHPagoda | session_start(); |
| 04:59.14 | josePHPagoda | the session file is made immediately |
| 04:59.25 | josePHPagoda | and the script sits on that that for about 2 minutes |
| 04:59.30 | josePHPagoda | and then continues on |
| 04:59.41 | josePHPagoda | anyone have any ideas why that operation might be so slow? |
| 05:01.30 | josephscott | is the FS where the file is created a network mount? |
| 05:16.32 | josePHPagoda | everything else is fast |
| 05:16.36 | josePHPagoda | but I think i figured it out |
| 05:16.40 | josePHPagoda | :-P |
| 05:18.30 | josephscott | what was it? |
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| 14:27.49 | mindjuju | if i'm punching holes in my firewall for FTP, do i just need to do 21 and 20 handles itself or 21 and 20 |
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| 14:29.58 | eggyknap | firewalls + FTP == pain. |
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| 14:41.42 | mindjuju | yeah |
| 14:44.03 | eggyknap | I'll just venture a guess you're not doing it on openbsd. |
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| 14:54.34 | mindjuju | sadly no |
| 14:54.53 | hhatfield | $lart ftp |
| 14:54.53 | raifbot | cats /dev/urandom into ftp's ear. |
| 14:54.59 | hhatfield | ~pile ftp |
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| 14:58.14 | mgeary | morning, folks |
| 15:00.05 | mindjuju | mornin |
| 15:00.23 | hhatfield | ~morning |
| 15:00.23 | ibot | Good morning! |
| 15:00.31 | hhatfield | ~mourning |
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| 15:04.18 | carmony | ~moss mindjuju |
| 15:04.18 | ibot | mindjuju: Have you tried turning it off and on again? |
| 15:04.38 | mindjuju | ~turn off carmony |
| 15:04.42 | mindjuju | ;) |
| 15:11.03 | hhatfield | ~off carmony |
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| 15:22.42 | mindjuju | ~seen fridgesm |
| 15:22.44 | ibot | fridgesm <~fridgesm@fridgesm.isyourdaddy.net> was last seen on IRC in channel #uphpu, 4d 21h 30m 16s ago, saying: 'already done'. |
| 15:36.46 | mindjuju | herlo, you around? |
| 15:38.30 | eggyknap | ~weather 84637 |
| 15:38.38 | eggyknap | Still no weather? Bummer. |
| 15:39.01 | josephscott | $weather 84092 |
| 15:39.01 | raifbot | 3josephscott - 0,2current weather for 84092 - Overcast 55f / 13c Humidity: 47% Wind: N at 0 mph |
| 15:39.08 | eggyknap | ~weather 84631 |
| 15:39.16 | mindjuju | ok, so mega weird question |
| 15:39.23 | eggyknap | Discrimination... just because no one actually lives in my zip code... |
| 15:39.32 | mindjuju | i have a test enviroment that is at a2.2.22 and p5.3.10 |
| 15:40.04 | mindjuju | for dubious reason, i've been asked to push it to 2.0.x and p5.2.17 |
| 15:40.22 | mindjuju | where do i find php 5.2.17? |
| 15:40.45 | mindjuju | what do repos do with previous versions? do they keep them somewhere? |
| 15:41.32 | hhatfield | http://museum.php.net/php5/php-5.2.17.tar.gz |
| 15:41.38 | hhatfield | http://www.php.net/releases/ |
| 15:41.50 | josephscott | strange step backwards |
| 15:42.18 | NoCoolName_Tom | ~weather KRIF |
| 15:42.57 | mindjuju | so hhatfield, i can install that way, but here to fore, i've tried to keep it within a repo install so that it upgrades cleaner |
| 15:43.08 | mindjuju | i wasn't sure there was a way to do this cleanly |
| 15:43.30 | mindjuju | i think your idea is prolly easiest , just puts us out of repo |
| 15:43.35 | hhatfield | mindjuju: if you're being forced to go back to 5.2.17, there is no upgrade path |
| 15:44.26 | mahelious | better idea, find whoever thinks downgrading is a good idea and shoot them. |
| 15:44.28 | hhatfield | it has been officially EOL'd |
| 15:44.39 | mahelious | i'm pretty sure you would be able to claim self-defense. |
| 15:45.00 | josephscott | $lart source of downgrade request |
| 15:45.01 | raifbot | declares source of downgrade request a moron. |
| 15:45.12 | hhatfield | mindjuju: what are the reasons for wanting to go back to 5.2? |
| 15:45.13 | mindjuju | rofl |
| 15:45.16 | hhatfield | $apropos |
| 15:45.38 | mindjuju | you know, personally, i don't fully understand the logic myself |
| 15:45.48 | mindjuju | that's why i said for dubious reasons |
| 15:46.10 | mindjuju | i think this is a lot more ffort than results yield |
| 15:48.04 | josephscott | they haven't proven their case already by spinning up a VM with the older apache and php versions and demonstrating their point? |
| 15:48.37 | mindjuju | it's a crazy world, i just work here |
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| 15:49.03 | josephscott | ~let mindjuju rule with an iron fist |
| 15:49.15 | hhatfield | ~rule mindjuju |
| 15:49.15 | ibot | hhatfield rules and mindjuju drools |
| 15:49.19 | mindjuju | i built them a nice VM with the env that matched the upgrade, upgrade rolled this morning, went smooth |
| 15:49.28 | hhatfield | hmm… not what I was looking for... |
| 15:49.31 | mindjuju | they went to check, and whoops, bork |
| 15:49.32 | josephscott | josePHPagoda: what ended up being the problem with session files last night? |
| 15:49.41 | mindjuju | and to make matters worse |
| 15:49.46 | josePHPagoda | file locking |
| 15:49.49 | josePHPagoda | specifically, the lack of it |
| 15:49.54 | josePHPagoda | with the filesystem trying to do it |
| 15:49.56 | mindjuju | the b0rk they found in production, the also found in dev, theyjust didn't see it |
| 15:50.03 | mindjuju | b0rk! |
| 15:50.09 | hhatfield | ~bjork |
| 15:50.34 | josePHPagoda | i don't think filelocking will be an issue for sessions |
| 15:50.39 | josePHPagoda | and if they reach the scale that it would |
| 15:50.46 | josePHPagoda | they really shoudln't be using files for sessions anyway |
| 15:51.26 | josephscott | josePHPagoda: that is what I was guessing when I asked about it being a network mount |
| 15:51.39 | josePHPagoda | yeah |
| 15:51.44 | josePHPagoda | craziness |
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| 15:51.48 | josephscott | locks on session data for PHP is a fairly critical point |
| 15:52.08 | josePHPagoda | seriously, someting like redis just does a better job for session storage |
| 15:53.01 | carmony | ~redis++ |
| 15:53.35 | hhatfield | ~hacking++ |
| 15:53.39 | hhatfield | ~karma |
| 15:53.39 | ibot | hhatfield has karma of 5 |
| 15:53.44 | hhatfield | w00t! |
| 15:53.49 | hhatfield | ~karma hacking |
| 15:53.49 | ibot | hacking has karma of 1 |
| 15:53.57 | josephscott | ~hacking++ |
| 15:54.51 | mindjuju | ~hack josephscott mouse so that the perceived directional is rotated 90degrees on the z-axis and 180degrees on the y |
| 15:54.52 | ibot | ACTION teaches josephscott mouse so that the perceived directional is rotated 90degrees on the z-axis and 180degrees on the y nethack so that josephscott mouse so that the perceived directional is rotated 90degrees on the z-axis and 180degrees on the y will play until 6 AM |
| 15:55.27 | mindjuju | b0rk! |
| 15:55.31 | hhatfield | ~hack overload |
| 15:55.32 | ibot | ACTION teaches overload nethack so that overload will play until 6 AM |
| 15:55.48 | josephscott | ~fix my mouse |
| 15:55.49 | ibot | ACTION opens the hood of my mouse , looks inside and says "that'll be 500 dollars." |
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| 15:58.52 | mindjuju | can't wait for a day with a 3d mouse |
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| 16:15.46 | hhatfield | ~off carmony |
| 16:15.46 | ibot | ACTION Pushes carmony into the path of an oncoming vehicle and blames itimber |
| 16:15.57 | carmony | wow |
| 16:15.57 | carmony | :P |
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| 16:19.19 | beandog | heh |
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| 16:52.10 | TuxToaster | $rlart |
| 16:52.11 | raifbot | gives fungus a good seeing to. |
| 16:55.09 | beandog | Does anyone know any good cloud storage options that have linux tools |
| 16:55.17 | beandog | I'm getting really tired of S3 being so crappy |
| 16:55.21 | herlo | mindjuju: ping |
| 16:55.24 | herlo | ninnypants: ping |
| 16:55.28 | mindjuju | pong |
| 16:55.31 | herlo | everyone: ping! |
| 16:55.35 | herlo | mindjuju: pm |
| 16:55.42 | hhatfield | off herlo |
| 16:55.48 | hhatfield | ~off herlo |
| 16:55.48 | ibot | ACTION Pushes herlo into the path of an oncoming vehicle and blames Monnok |
| 16:55.52 | ninnypants | herlo: pong |
| 16:56.03 | herlo | ninnypants: hey, so um schedule for utos? |
| 16:56.15 | herlo | I see it's a missing keynotes on friday? |
| 16:56.20 | herlo | I hear you manage that |
| 17:02.27 | SunSparc | beandog: what is so crappy about S3? |
| 17:02.35 | SunSparc | I am using is on Linux. |
| 17:03.02 | beandog | Their interface never works |
| 17:03.07 | beandog | s3cmd works pretty good though |
| 17:03.10 | TuxToaster | ~off herself |
| 17:03.10 | ibot | ACTION Pushes herself into the path of an oncoming vehicle and blames ninnypants |
| 17:03.23 | TuxToaster | since ibot is apparently a her. :P |
| 17:03.40 | hhatfield | ~off you |
| 17:03.40 | ibot | ACTION Pushes you into the path of an oncoming vehicle and blames wps |
| 17:03.55 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 17:04.21 | TuxToaster | ~off a train |
| 17:04.21 | ibot | ACTION Pushes a train into the path of an oncoming vehicle and blames jsmith |
| 17:04.29 | TuxToaster | ibot is strong |
| 17:04.50 | SunSparc | beandog: There are quite a few 3rd party graphical interfaces S3, if that is what you are looking for. But command line is what I used to tie into web site projects. |
| 17:06.44 | SunSparc | Whoa! I was just looking at the PHP|Tek conference schedule and saw carmony on the list. |
| 17:08.44 | carmony | lol, yeah, I'm speaking there this year :P |
| 17:10.14 | SunSparc | Cool. I wish I had the money to go. |
| 17:10.21 | josephscott | for the star trek fans in the room - http://devour.com/video/56-episodes-of-star-trek-at-once/ |
| 17:11.58 | SunSparc | carmony: looks like there are some good talks on the list. |
| 17:13.28 | SunSparc | josephscott: LOL, that is awesome! |
| 17:19.43 | carmony | okay, this is just driving me nuts, I'm trying to stress test redis with a cool dashboard to show CPU usage |
| 17:19.49 | carmony | I can't get redis to use more than 0.0%... |
| 17:19.55 | SunSparc | lol |
| 17:19.58 | carmony | my benchmarking scripts are using 99% |
| 17:20.02 | SunSparc | That is a good problem to have. |
| 17:20.04 | carmony | but I can't get redis to budge |
| 17:20.05 | carmony | lol |
| 17:20.05 | carmony | I know |
| 17:20.07 | hhatfield | loL |
| 17:20.09 | macnewbold | ~josephscott++ |
| 17:20.15 | SunSparc | ~loLstats |
| 17:20.15 | ibot | total count of loL on #uphpu: 5. Top 1: hhatfield -- 5 (100.0%) |
| 17:20.22 | SunSparc | lol |
| 17:20.24 | josephscott | I wouldn't expect redis to be very CPU intensive |
| 17:21.00 | carmony | yeah, well my goal was to show just how non-cpu bound it was... and it is doing it so well it isn't almost theatrical at all... |
| 17:21.26 | carmony | I'm trying to figure out a way to validate to the audience that the CPU meter is working |
| 17:21.37 | hhatfield | you're running the benchmark on the same machine as redis? |
| 17:21.38 | hhatfield | localhost? |
| 17:21.41 | carmony | yeah |
| 17:21.46 | macnewbold | carmony: you need a cluster of benchmarkers |
| 17:21.52 | macnewbold | to one redis server |
| 17:21.58 | carmony | yeah, thats what I'm eventually working towards |
| 17:22.07 | macnewbold | ~2600 |
| 17:22.07 | ibot | it has been said that 2600 is a great magazine published by the people at http://www.2600.org/ |
| 17:22.22 | hhatfield | ~hail |
| 17:22.22 | ibot | rumour has it, hail is chimp |
| 17:22.24 | carmony | I want to demo 1 redis server, 50 minion server with 4 clients each pounding redis |
| 17:23.04 | hhatfield | do you have stats from your production db's? |
| 17:25.21 | carmony | yeah, there i go, Ijust had to benchmark from another machine |
| 17:27.23 | carmony | alright, another question... |
| 17:27.46 | carmony | I'm using this command to get the CPU usage of the Redis Instance: ps S -p [pid] -o pcpu= |
| 17:28.01 | carmony | but it seems to be showing it over time instead of right at that moment? |
| 17:28.10 | carmony | htop shows 0, but that command is showing it slowly go down |
| 17:29.55 | mahelious | >:( |
| 17:30.06 | mahelious | 2600.org is blocked by Trend-Micro... |
| 17:30.18 | mahelious | thats disgusting. |
| 17:36.33 | ninnypants | their network just couldn't handle something so good ;) |
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| 17:45.06 | mahelious | huh. new php releases today. |
| 17:46.44 | macnewbold | orly? |
| 17:46.47 | macnewbold | ~php |
| 17:46.48 | ibot | Mmmmmmmmhmmmm! Tasty scripts!! http://www.php.net/, or the solution of choice for relaying mysql errors to users |
| 17:46.49 | macnewbold | ~version |
| 17:46.49 | ibot | somebody said version was for the kernel "uname -r", for your distro "cat /etc/*-release" or "lsb_release -d". For other applications, try running it with a --version command. |
| 17:47.02 | macnewbold | ~php --version |
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| 18:02.00 | fungus | mahelious, wow i didn't kmow 2600 was still around |
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| 18:11.05 | carmony | hehe, this makes me smile... http://screencast.com/t/tuxU82HvNckB |
| 18:11.49 | hhatfield | what are you watching in the background? |
| 18:12.11 | hhatfield | "but still you chose to say… nothing" |
| 18:12.37 | carmony | lol, Joanna is watching NCIS |
| 18:21.16 | TuxToaster | carmony: slick |
| 18:21.36 | TuxToaster | did you write the dashboard? |
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| 18:34.15 | influx | Wokka. |
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| 18:37.29 | carmony | TuxToaster: I just used Bootstrap |
| 18:37.46 | TuxToaster | yeah, I recognized the UI elements |
| 18:37.53 | TuxToaster | but actually was loving the real time feel of it |
| 18:38.02 | carmony | yeah, the JS was really simple |
| 18:38.17 | carmony | I was thinking about using Backbone, but I just wanted it done and its a once off |
| 18:40.07 | carmony | didn't want to spend too much time figuring out backbone when I need it done by next week |
| 18:57.54 | SunSparc | Love that jQuery and community |
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| 19:07.16 | mgeary | condolences, SunSparc |
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| 19:13.55 | mgeary | hey fungus, what port would i need to map to be able to ping a machine behind a router? |
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| 19:14.13 | fungus | ICMP |
| 19:14.16 | fungus | not a port |
| 19:14.21 | fungus | a protocol |
| 19:14.29 | mgeary | hm |
| 19:14.31 | mgeary | ok |
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| 19:15.18 | mgeary | any ideas where/how to enable that on a consumer Linksys router? |
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| 19:15.47 | fungus | not sure. Look in the firewall settings and see if you can enable ICMP |
| 19:15.54 | mgeary | ah. enable DMZ |
| 19:16.02 | fungus | careful with that one |
| 19:16.08 | mgeary | yeah |
| 19:16.14 | fungus | That basically maps all ports to a specific internal machine. |
| 19:16.26 | mgeary | yeah, i'd rather not have that |
| 19:16.29 | mgeary | heh |
| 19:16.30 | macnewbold | ~jen jsmith |
| 19:16.30 | ibot | jsmith: are you aware that you have something on your forehead? |
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| 19:16.57 | macnewbold | ~moss mgeary |
| 19:16.57 | ibot | mgeary: Have you tried turning it off and on again? |
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| 19:17.44 | macnewbold | mgeary: last time i tried, i think linksys had "enable ping" in one of the advnaced pages |
| 19:17.54 | macnewbold | allow external icmp or something like that |
| 19:18.04 | mgeary | all i'm really trying to do is have nagios check an internal machine, which is already is via http and ssh (which are port-forwarded), and NOT have it complain that the check-host-alive is failing |
| 19:18.29 | mgeary | found this: Filter Anonymous Internet Requests |
| 19:18.54 | mgeary | the docs suggest that affects pings, but changing it didn't make any difference |
| 19:18.57 | fungus | look for an advanced setting like mac suggested. |
| 19:19.14 | fungus | Either that, or change your host check command in Nagios to a dummy check |
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| 19:23.43 | mgeary | i'm game for that latter one |
| 19:24.08 | mgeary | does that mean i need to use a different server template for that host? |
| 19:24.29 | fungus | either that or override the option in the host definition |
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| 19:49.23 | jnbek | awwww, i lost my +v :( |
| 19:52.43 | jsmith | jnbek: Did you look between the couch cushions? Under the newspaper on the table? |
| 20:01.55 | jnbek | ya, even shampooed the rugs and the love seat |
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| 20:02.45 | herlo | jnbek: you need to clean out the car now |
| 20:02.48 | herlo | it's probably in there |
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| 20:03.51 | Monnok | its probably in your pants... where are your PANTS?!? (cannot unsee) |
| 20:03.59 | herlo | ewwww! |
| 20:11.28 | jnbek | no, cleaned the car already, and sorry |
| 20:12.14 | herlo | jnbek: did you look in the fridge? I commonly leave my keys in the fridge |
| 20:14.16 | jnbek | hmmm, no, i tend to leave my keys in the oven, but I can check there for sire |
| 20:14.18 | jnbek | sure even |
| 20:24.51 | TuxToaster | http://www.happyplace.com/10430/the-most-enjoyably-cantankerous-notes-ever-posted-in-the-workplace/page/1 <-- lol |
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| 21:29.47 | mgeary | ~rlart |
| 21:29.48 | ibot | hooks into a hydrant and hoses fungus down |
| 21:30.10 | fungus | $lart ibot |
| 21:30.10 | raifbot | wielding the mighty hammer of Thor, Mjölnir, I summon lighting to destroy ibot. |
| 21:38.30 | macnewbold | classic |
| 21:38.31 | macnewbold | bot wars |
| 21:38.54 | fungus | ~say $lart mgeary |
| 21:38.54 | ibot | $lart mgeary |
| 21:38.55 | raifbot | beats mgeary severely about the head and shoulders with a rubber chicken. |
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| 22:31.36 | mgeary | okay folks. How do you interpret this: |
| 22:31.39 | mgeary | "Allowed memory size of 41943040 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 122880 bytes)" |
| 22:32.23 | mgeary | if "tried to allocate" is so much smaller than the "allowed size", why is it encountering a problem? |
| 22:33.51 | josephscott | you hit the peak memory limit |
| 22:33.59 | josephscott | then tried to allocate an additional 122880 bytes |
| 22:34.39 | mgeary | i see |
| 22:34.43 | josephscott | that reference is the straw that broke the camels back so to speak |
| 22:35.23 | mgeary | the error was emailed to me, so i don't have a lot of details, but it appears that it's on a WordPress instance. Clearly something is going wonky if it's consuming 41 mess in a single http request |
| 22:35.29 | mgeary | s/mess/megs |
| 22:35.52 | beandog | whut |
| 22:35.58 | beandog | your memory limit is 41 megs? |
| 22:36.06 | mgeary | a-hem |
| 22:36.19 | beandog | I think maybe 4 |
| 22:36.37 | beandog | or not. |
| 22:36.46 | mgeary | 41943040 bytes = 41.9 megs |
| 22:36.49 | mgeary | lemme check the server |
| 22:36.52 | beandog | 40 |
| 22:36.58 | beandog | 41943040 / 1024^2 |
| 22:37.00 | beandog | whee, math |
| 22:37.35 | mgeary | yep: memory_limit = 40M |
| 22:37.48 | beandog | bc++ |
| 22:38.06 | beandog | mgeary: that's pretty big. :T |
| 22:38.10 | beandog | oh wait |
| 22:38.11 | beandog | no |
| 22:38.14 | beandog | default is 128M |
| 22:38.15 | beandog | isn't it? |
| 22:38.22 | mgeary | 16 |
| 22:38.24 | beandog | oh |
| 22:38.24 | beandog | derp. |
| 22:38.30 | josephscott | 40MB isn't that big |
| 22:38.33 | beandog | we have one server where it's like 512M |
| 22:38.42 | josePHPagoda | yeah, it depends on what it's doing |
| 22:38.42 | mgeary | bumping it to 64 |
| 22:38.45 | josePHPagoda | and if it's using magento |
| 22:38.48 | josePHPagoda | :-P |
| 22:38.53 | josephscott | things like image processing can get quite large |
| 22:39.12 | beandog | ~magento-- |
| 22:39.19 | beandog | I'm soooooo glad I didn't have to maintain an install of that thing |
| 22:39.26 | josePHPagoda | it can be... unique |
| 22:39.27 | beandog | ~magemojo++ |
| 22:40.29 | beandog | ~stuff++ |
| 22:40.31 | josePHPagoda | cool |
| 22:41.10 | josePHPagoda | i've been helping a bunch of people with magento on pagoda box |
| 22:41.27 | josePHPagoda | looks like mage mojo is all single unit :-( |
| 22:41.31 | josePHPagoda | no load balancing |
| 22:41.54 | josePHPagoda | doesn't look bad though |
| 22:42.07 | beandog | ~balance josePHPagoda |
| 22:42.09 | josephscott | $google mage mojo |
| 22:42.10 | raifbot | josephscott searching http://www.google.com/search?q=mage+mojo -- http://magemojo.com/ -- http://magemojo.com/contact.php -- http://magemojo.com/supported.php |
| 22:42.16 | josePHPagoda | balance |
| 22:42.20 | josePHPagoda | ? |
| 22:42.52 | josePHPagoda | arg, no deployment manage either |
| 22:42.57 | josePHPagoda | i guess i'm just spoiled :-/ |
| 22:43.05 | beandog | ~spoil josePHPagoda |
| 22:43.10 | beandog | ~give josePHPagoda everything |
| 22:43.10 | ibot | ACTION gives everything to josePHPagoda |
| 22:43.21 | josePHPagoda | ibot is awake |
| 22:43.32 | beandog | ~wake ibot |
| 22:43.32 | ibot | ACTION throws a barrel-full of ice water on ibot and shouts "GOOD MORNING!!!!" |
| 22:43.39 | josePHPagoda | see? |
| 22:44.31 | beandog | how's it going josePHPagoda |
| 22:46.00 | josePHPagoda | it's going |
| 22:46.08 | josePHPagoda | finally getting our underlying provider worked out |
| 22:46.23 | josePHPagoda | hard to maintain your sanity when they keep randomly rebooting your servers |
| 22:46.27 | beandog | o.o |
| 22:46.30 | beandog | that's not good |
| 22:46.39 | beandog | whose your provider |
| 22:48.29 | josePHPagoda | softlayer |
| 22:48.40 | josephscott | ~reboot |
| 22:48.40 | ibot | Not on your life cowboy :(, or are you using Window$? |
| 22:48.41 | josePHPagoda | spent about 6 months working with them on this issue |
| 22:48.52 | josePHPagoda | and finally getting to the bottom of it |
| 22:48.58 | josePHPagoda | but now we need to migrate everyone to new hardware |
| 22:53.07 | beandog | ew |
| 22:53.16 | beandog | that's not cool |
| 22:53.25 | beandog | I have an extra Pentium 4 you can borrow |
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| 23:08.51 | beandog | Oh, Amazon. |
| 23:08.55 | beandog | le sigh |
| 23:09.04 | mgeary | oh? |
| 23:09.16 | beandog | My EC2 instance disappeared from the list. |
| 23:09.24 | beandog | the one I'm logged into right now. |
| 23:09.25 | beandog | :) |
| 23:09.29 | mgeary | heh |
| 23:09.30 | mgeary | nice |
| 23:09.31 | mgeary | speaking of Amazon, does anyone have a projector they really love and can recommend? |
| 23:17.05 | beandog | guess not |
| 23:17.32 | beandog | mgeary: ask PoeticIntensity |
| 23:17.48 | mgeary | sure, though i'm not so much looking for home theater as i am portability at the moment |
| 23:19.12 | beandog | Oh |
| 23:19.18 | beandog | I want one of those pico projectors |
| 23:19.39 | mgeary | the really small ones? I saw one the other day, but it was really really dim |
| 23:19.45 | mgeary | i think they only have like 300 lumens |
| 23:19.54 | beandog | http://www.thinkgeek.com/electronics/portable-audio-video/eb43/?pfm=Search&t=pico%20projector |
| 23:20.06 | mgeary | oh, no, that wasn't it |
| 23:20.21 | beandog | I never even thought about how bright that'd be |
| 23:20.22 | mgeary | heh. but that one only has 15 |
| 23:20.33 | beandog | how do you measure lumens? |
| 23:20.45 | mgeary | that's super cool, but you'd have to either be in a very dark room, or have the picture be rather small |
| 23:21.05 | mgeary | most "business" projectors run ~2000 lumens, i think |
| 23:21.11 | beandog | really? |
| 23:21.12 | beandog | huh |
| 23:21.16 | beandog | I'm glad I didn't buy one then |
| 23:21.24 | beandog | Ive been thinking about replacing my TV with a projector |
| 23:21.28 | beandog | but I think I'd be disappointed no matter what. |
| 23:22.09 | mgeary | i think this is the one i was thinking you wanted: http://www.amazon.com/Optoma-PK301-Pico-Pocket-Projector/dp/B0039XRJ5Y/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&qid=1335482481&sr=8-10 |
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| 23:52.34 | beandog | I kind of remember seeing one that was the size of a pen |
| 23:52.40 | beandog | 50 lumen |
| 23:53.00 | beandog | wow that is tiny |
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