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| 14:13.25 | josephscott | $rlart |
| 14:13.25 | raifbot | urinates on influx. |
| 14:13.33 | josephscott | hmm, that wasn't very nice |
| 14:13.50 | josephscott | $8ball is it time for new larts? |
| 14:13.50 | raifbot | josephscott - My reply is no. |
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| 14:35.12 | hhatfield | ~rlart |
| 14:35.13 | ibot | DoSes uxp |
| 14:35.21 | hhatfield | $rlart |
| 14:35.21 | raifbot | duct-tapes wps to the floor and drools on him. |
| 14:35.37 | hhatfield | ~babality |
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| 15:29.50 | hhatfield | how was the meeting last night? |
| 15:31.04 | hhatfield | I think I remember someone mentioning they were going to try to video it. Did that happen? |
| 15:31.10 | hhatfield | ~jump |
| 15:31.10 | ibot | boing boing boing |
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| 16:20.16 | mgeary | you know, it's depressing |
| 16:21.14 | mgeary | clearly some ad server somewhere thinks i'm older than I think i am, and is pushing "meet local women" ads at me of women in their 50s |
| 16:21.29 | influx | w/ 1 |
| 16:21.30 | mgeary | sigh |
| 16:21.33 | hhatfield | quit buying geritol |
| 16:21.43 | mgeary | i guess |
| 16:22.23 | mgeary | heh |
| 16:22.30 | mgeary | ditto |
| 16:43.15 | mahelious | mgeary: maybe they don't think you're old, just in need of a career change. ever considered being a gold digger? |
| 16:43.32 | mgeary | pah. i'm not handsome enough |
| 16:43.54 | mgeary | i couldn't even get Demi Moore post-rehab |
| 16:44.32 | mgeary | fortunately, i somehow tricked my wife into thinking i'm acceptable |
| 16:44.48 | mgeary | still not sure how that happened |
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| 17:19.38 | wps | crap… forgot to put my sandwich in the fridge |
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| 17:28.36 | mindjuju | good luck on the RSVP DtD |
| 17:29.14 | DexterTheDragon | mindjuju: ummmm... thanks |
| 17:29.16 | mindjuju | like 20% of UPHPU would rsvp when asked |
| 17:29.25 | DexterTheDragon | yeah |
| 17:30.57 | mindjuju | did you go to goodwood that one time we had UPHPU Geek Lunch in Draper? we had like 20rsvp, almost 40 show up |
| 17:31.05 | mindjuju | twas fun, no doubt, but a monster to plan |
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| 17:52.01 | mahelious | rsvp? we having a geek lunch? |
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| 18:00.59 | mindjuju | we had them more frequently int he past, it's something we want to start up again after the conference |
| 18:11.30 | josephscott | ~geek lunch++ |
| 18:22.18 | supernovia | indeed! |
| 18:22.38 | supernovia | how was uphpu last night btw? Sorry I missed it. I needed a brain break. |
| 18:45.11 | josephscott | php hammer - http://www.flickr.com/photos/raindrift/sets/72157629492908038/ |
| 18:45.58 | supernovia | hehe. Well it could just as well be a hammer with .. hammering ends on both sides, right? |
| 18:46.47 | mahelious | supernovia: http://me.veekun.com/blog/2012/04/09/php-a-fractal-of-bad-design/ |
| 18:48.44 | supernovia | yeah, just found that ;-) |
| 18:51.16 | supernovia | I know, right? |
| 18:51.24 | supernovia | best quote in the article: "Ideally, don’t tell me anything!" |
| 18:52.16 | supernovia | Certainly has a point about the constructs of language :) But the languages we speak don't fit those constructs terribly well, either. |
| 18:53.12 | supernovia | he should have written the whole article in esperanto |
| 18:53.44 | supernovia | but instead he choice English, a deeply flawed language — because so many people use and understand it. Oh wait! ;-p |
| 18:54.27 | mahelious | php has quirks, and the article picks out nearly all of them. but the payoffs that php offers seem to me worth the mental backflips necessary. |
| 18:57.44 | supernovia | Did I say he choice English? Oh, man. |
| 18:58.15 | supernovia | again! :p |
| 19:08.40 | mahelious | so, completely off-topic here -> i'm not a big tabletop gamer. never played d&d and the one (and only) campaign I ever played in was LO5R about 8 years ago. |
| 19:09.52 | mahelious | i think i'd like to pick up a good introductory system, preferably something new and not completely fantasy based (might want my wife, etc to get interested as well). Can anyone suggest a good system to kick-off with? |
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| 19:13.52 | supernovia | mahelious: go check out GameNightGames in … sugarhouse I think. They can help you find something custom suited to your likes :) |
| 19:14.15 | supernovia | and it's a great date, too. Your wife will love it ): |
| 19:14.33 | supernovia | er, :) Sheesh. I seriously need to give up on typing for the weekend. My arms have had it. |
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| 19:19.52 | TuxToaster | $rlart |
| 19:19.53 | raifbot | burns macnewbold to a crisp with a laser. |
| 19:20.42 | macnewbold | ~TuxToaster TuxToaster |
| 19:20.42 | ibot | ACTION pours gas all over TuxToaster, stands back and tosses a match |
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| 19:45.28 | mindjuju | dharmatech is one |
| 19:53.35 | hhatfield | $rlart |
| 19:53.35 | raifbot | does a little 'dpkg -P mgeary' action. |
| 19:53.37 | hhatfield | ~rlart |
| 19:53.37 | ibot | installs a bad bootloader on jnbek and turns jnbek into a brick |
| 19:53.46 | Monnok | $chuck-fact |
| 19:53.46 | raifbot | Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to. |
| 19:53.48 | josephscott | $save TuxToaster |
| 19:53.48 | raifbot | asks the President to please pardon TuxToaster |
| 19:54.58 | TuxToaster | sounds like the government, I get a pardon after I'm already dead :P |
| 19:57.45 | mahelious | at least you get your gun priviliges back in the afterlife. |
| 19:58.12 | mahelious | s/privilige/privilege |
| 20:07.18 | jnbek | d'oh!!! |
| 20:07.39 | hhatfield | ~fire ibot |
| 20:07.39 | ibot | ACTION cusses ibot out, "that's one screw-up too many, ibot!". ibot grabs ibot by the scruff of the neck and bodily heaves him out the window into a nearby dumpster. |
| 20:07.58 | hhatfield | $8ball is ibot gender-confused? |
| 20:07.59 | raifbot | hhatfield - Without a doubt. |
| 20:07.59 | jnbek | O_O lol |
| 20:08.29 | jsmith | ~gender |
| 20:08.29 | ibot | I'm pregnant |
| 20:08.33 | jsmith | See! |
| 20:09.10 | hhatfield | $8ball has ibot seen the movie Junior? |
| 20:09.10 | raifbot | hhatfield - Concentrate and ask again. |
| 20:09.22 | hhatfield | $8ball ^^ |
| 20:09.23 | raifbot | hhatfield - Don't count on it. |
| 20:09.54 | supernovia | <PROTECTED> |
| 20:11.10 | herlo | supernovia: ibot is female |
| 20:11.26 | herlo | she's just a bit misleading at times :) |
| 20:11.29 | mindjuju | ibot, are you male |
| 20:11.39 | mindjuju | hmm |
| 20:11.45 | herlo | mindjuju: you need a ? at the end I think. |
| 20:11.46 | mindjuju | i thought it wsa a he |
| 20:11.50 | herlo | ibot: are you male? |
| 20:12.01 | herlo | no way! she's a she |
| 20:12.01 | mindjuju | ~ibot |
| 20:12.01 | ibot | from memory, ibot is not a help system |
| 20:12.08 | mahelious | $ibot when in australia, would you be considered a sheila? |
| 20:12.24 | hhatfield | ibot can you hear me? |
| 20:12.25 | ibot | YES I CAN HEAR YOU! |
| 20:12.27 | mahelious | ~ibot when in australia, would you be considered a sheila? |
| 20:12.36 | hhatfield | ibot are you female? |
| 20:12.37 | herlo | mahelious: no ~ |
| 20:12.45 | hhatfield | ibot explain yourself |
| 20:12.46 | supernovia | ibot are you a man? |
| 20:12.50 | herlo | lol |
| 20:12.53 | Monnok | $8ball is ibot a male? |
| 20:12.54 | raifbot | Monnok - Don't count on it. |
| 20:13.12 | hhatfield | $8ball have you dated ibot? |
| 20:13.13 | raifbot | hhatfield - Without a doubt. |
| 20:13.34 | Monnok | $8ball are you male, then? |
| 20:13.35 | raifbot | Monnok - Better not tell you now. |
| 20:13.38 | hhatfield | $8ball does she know you have a crush on her? |
| 20:13.38 | raifbot | hhatfield - Yes - definitely. |
| 20:14.47 | hhatfield | $8ball but she "just wants a plabotic relationship"? |
| 20:14.48 | raifbot | hhatfield - Reply hazy, try again. |
| 20:15.17 | hhatfield | $8ball have you told ibot about your wife? |
| 20:15.18 | raifbot | hhatfield - Yes. |
| 20:16.28 | supernovia | $8ball is ibot your wife? |
| 20:16.28 | raifbot | supernovia - Outlook not so good. |
| 20:17.12 | hhatfield | $8ball will your wife unplug you when she finds out about ibot? |
| 20:17.12 | raifbot | hhatfield - Without a doubt. |
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| 20:20.42 | supernovia | ~lart raifbot |
| 20:20.42 | ibot | beats raifbot to within 2.54cm of his life |
| 20:28.30 | hhatfield | ~say $lart myself |
| 20:28.30 | ibot | $lart myself |
| 20:28.31 | raifbot | puts myself through a wood chipper. |
| 20:31.44 | mgeary | bah |
| 20:31.50 | mgeary | i hate that PHP treats single quotes as special |
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| 20:35.41 | carmony | hola! |
| 20:35.54 | hhatfield | $lart carmony |
| 20:35.55 | raifbot | takes out a seltzer bottle and sprays carmony in the face. You know, one of those old-school seltzer bottles clowns have? Yeah those. Anyway, consider yourself spritzed. |
| 20:36.07 | carmony | just got done swimming with the sting rays |
| 20:36.13 | hhatfield | ~lart carmony |
| 20:36.13 | ibot | takes out a seltzer bottle and sprays carmony in the face. You know, one of those old-school seltzer bottles clowns have? Yeah those. Anyway, consider yourself spritzed |
| 20:36.28 | hhatfield | ~copycat |
| 20:36.33 | Monnok | obviously they didnt go all Steve Erwin on ya carmony |
| 20:36.41 | carmony | yeah |
| 20:36.50 | Monnok | so thats a plus |
| 20:36.55 | carmony | definitely |
| 20:36.58 | carmony | ~living++ |
| 20:37.10 | hhatfield | did I understand correctly that you were live streaming the meeting last night? |
| 20:37.45 | carmony | k, I'm taking off again, later! |
| 20:38.28 | supernovia | have fun carmony! :) |
| 20:39.02 | mindjuju | Soylent Green is people! |
| 20:39.13 | hhatfield | ~correct mindjuju |
| 20:43.15 | TuxToaster | $rlart |
| 20:43.16 | raifbot | breaks out the Hoover and sucks up mgeary. |
| 20:43.51 | josephscott | $8ball is Soylent Green really people? |
| 20:43.52 | raifbot | josephscott - Outlook good. |
| 20:45.06 | mindjuju | fungus, have you seen this? https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/408784_2567744323932_1563913980_32006761_1283873175_n.jpg |
| 20:45.34 | fungus | lol, funny. But I disagree. Everyone should sparkle. :) |
| 20:46.01 | mindjuju | i'm not too big into sparkling, but i do like hot sauce, everybody should use hot sauce |
| 20:46.17 | mindjuju | in fact, ketchup is out for me, it's hot sauce for fries |
| 20:46.46 | fungus | ketchup is too spicy, mix in some mayo and it's much better. |
| 20:47.21 | mindjuju | i think that makes the infamous "fry sauce" aka mindjuju-bane |
| 20:47.26 | mindjuju | like kryptonite even |
| 20:47.51 | fungus | lol, I love it. |
| 20:48.20 | mindjuju | wait wait wait |
| 20:48.23 | mindjuju | woah |
| 20:48.29 | mindjuju | you can't eat fry sauce |
| 20:48.52 | fungus | Why not? |
| 20:48.54 | mindjuju | mayo = eggs + oil + whipped |
| 20:49.00 | fungus | yup |
| 20:49.04 | mindjuju | eggs <-- not for vegetarians |
| 20:49.11 | fungus | eggs not for vegans |
| 20:49.18 | mindjuju | oh |
| 20:49.24 | fungus | eggs are ok for vegetarians |
| 20:49.31 | mindjuju | ah |
| 20:49.42 | mindjuju | i'm not up on my differentiation between vegan and vegetarian |
| 20:50.00 | fungus | vegetarian = no meat. vegan = no animal product at all |
| 20:50.45 | mahelious | vegetarian = Republican, but maybe abortion is ok? vegan = GOP |
| 20:51.02 | fungus | lol |
| 20:51.06 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 21:03.42 | hhatfield | pretty sure most GOP think that vegetarians are food |
| 21:03.56 | fridgesm | some of my favorite foods are vegetarians |
| 21:06.06 | josephscott | I figured vegetarians just really, really hate plants |
| 21:06.54 | fridgesm | any network people on here? I have a real head scratcher... |
| 21:07.09 | fridgesm | it's probably something really stupid, but I'm completely missing it somehow |
| 21:07.44 | josephscott | ask away, if someone knows about it they'll reply |
| 21:08.08 | fridgesm | I have two networks, connected by OpenVPN |
| 21:08.18 | fridgesm | I am making a DNS query across that |
| 21:08.51 | fridgesm | For ease of explaining, the two networks in question are home and rack |
| 21:09.40 | fungus | fridgesm, routed or bridged? |
| 21:09.45 | fridgesm | I moved my rack DNS to a new IP this morning, and adjusted my firewall rules |
| 21:09.46 | fridgesm | routed |
| 21:09.50 | fungus | Is the DNS server recieving the query? |
| 21:10.03 | fridgesm | now, my client doesn't get the responses |
| 21:10.33 | fridgesm | I can do one better, fungus. I have proof (using tcpdump) that my computer is receiving the responses, but for some reason dig doesn't see them |
| 21:10.44 | fridgesm | I'm baffled |
| 21:10.54 | fridgesm | I've done tcpdump every step of the way, and everything looks legit |
| 21:11.23 | fungus | So the client receives a response, but it doesn't get to the application. |
| 21:11.42 | fungus | same port pair? |
| 21:11.46 | mindjuju | sounds like the requests are too legit, too legit and they quit |
| 21:11.47 | fridgesm | 15:03:18.013125 IP 10.23.0.200.58705 > 172.17.1.22.domain: 10387+ A? morris.isyourdaddy.net. (40) |
| 21:11.47 | fridgesm | 15:03:18.021393 IP 172.17.1.22.domain > 10.23.0.200.58705: 10387*- 1/2/2 A 172.17.1.24 (124) |
| 21:12.03 | fridgesm | this was from my machine that is making the requests |
| 21:12.14 | hhatfield | ~hammertime |
| 21:12.14 | ibot | ACTION beats up jnbek |
| 21:12.28 | hhatfield | wow |
| 21:12.33 | jnbek | really |
| 21:12.35 | jnbek | ?? |
| 21:12.51 | fridgesm | looks like the port 58705 is coming back correctly |
| 21:12.54 | hhatfield | jnbek: the bot has it in for you today |
| 21:13.02 | jnbek | always |
| 21:13.04 | fungus | fridgesm, add a -e to your tcpdump, does the dest mac address on the response match the mac address of the machine? |
| 21:13.19 | fungus | or does the client have any firewall rules that may block the packet? |
| 21:13.25 | fridgesm | let me check, I've got a full dump up in wireshark |
| 21:14.09 | jnbek | i think i deserve a +h or at least a +v for this unwarranted abuse. |
| 21:14.18 | fridgesm | yes, the mac address matches |
| 21:14.37 | jnbek | :) |
| 21:14.50 | *** mode/#UPHPU [+v jnbek] by fungus |
| 21:15.14 | jnbek | :D |
| 21:16.21 | jnbek | thanks |
| 21:17.05 | fungus | fridgesm, only ideas I have left are client side firewall, or other details in dns packet are mangled. |
| 21:17.49 | fridgesm | it's happening on more than one machine |
| 21:18.06 | fridgesm | I'm trying to see if something is mangled, but I don't know that much about DNS packets |
| 21:18.31 | *** join/#uphpu hhatfield (~hhatfield@64.147.139.68) |
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| 21:19.53 | fungus | in wireshark compare the transaction ID in the DNS headers |
| 21:20.28 | fridgesm | 0xb5c6 for query and response |
| 21:21.23 | jnbek | see how the rlart picks on my now, that i'm in different place :) |
| 21:21.29 | jnbek | me* |
| 21:22.23 | hhatfield_ | $rlart jnbek |
| 21:22.23 | raifbot | pours hot grits down the front of fridgesm's pants. |
| 21:22.36 | mindjuju | again with the hot grits |
| 21:22.41 | fridgesm | insult to injury |
| 21:22.52 | fridgesm | it could at least fix my dns problem while it's at it |
| 21:22.59 | hhatfield_ | $8ball butter and sugar? |
| 21:22.59 | raifbot | hhatfield_ - Yes. |
| 21:23.21 | mindjuju | i likes my grits with a dsh of salt and pepp |
| 21:25.17 | fungus | fridgesm, i'm out of ideas then. can you post the pcap somewhere? |
| 21:25.27 | fridgesm | sure, where's a good place to post it? |
| 21:25.49 | fridgesm | oh, I have dropbox, I can use that :) |
| 21:27.23 | fridgesm | http://db.tt/NpZToE4j |
| 21:33.45 | fungus | fridgesm, looks good to me. no clue |
| 21:34.05 | fridgesm | that's where I'm at... |
| 21:35.48 | macnewbold | so does anyone have recommendations for a good inexpensive server somewhere? I don't need much bandwidth or CPU, but ideally I'd like cheap diskspace (a few hundred GB prefereably)? |
| 21:35.56 | hhatfield | does any other traffic work |
| 21:36.23 | fridgesm | ping works |
| 21:36.38 | mgeary | macnewbold: need dedicated? |
| 21:36.55 | macnewbold | probably not necessarily |
| 21:36.57 | hhatfield | s3 is relatively cheap |
| 21:37.09 | mgeary | i've got a space-unlimited account with Dreamhost (used to be ~350gb, but apparently they upgraded me) for something like $175/year |
| 21:37.17 | mgeary | i use it for my svn repo |
| 21:37.28 | macnewbold | that's not very much per month |
| 21:38.06 | macnewbold | how has their service been? reliable? |
| 21:38.21 | mgeary | yeah, i can't think of any outages, though i really only use it for svn |
| 21:38.28 | mgeary | but they give you ssh access |
| 21:38.32 | mgeary | but not root |
| 21:38.53 | macnewbold | i'd be planning on using it for a remote SSH box, hosting a simple ecommerce site, some personal sites, and rsync'ing backups over there periodically |
| 21:38.55 | mgeary | trying to recall how that works with the sites. seems like they detect config changes and restart apache |
| 21:38.56 | fridgesm | is this a first, fungus couldn't solve my problem? |
| 21:39.47 | macnewbold | ~fungus++ |
| 21:40.02 | hhatfield | fridgesm: you can ping morris.isyourdaddy.net through the vpn? |
| 21:40.36 | fridgesm | morris doesn't actually exist yet, but I can ping 172.17.1.22, my DNS server |
| 21:40.58 | mgeary | macnewbold: if you're interested, i can generate a coupon code that gives you a discount (just chopping off the commission i'd otherwise get) |
| 21:41.11 | mgeary | lemme see what the actual numbers would be |
| 21:41.19 | macnewbold | sweet, thanks |
| 21:41.34 | fungus | fridgesm, any other services work to that box? ssh, http, etc? |
| 21:42.04 | hhatfield | fridgesm: are you vpn'd into the dns server box? |
| 21:42.37 | fridgesm | ssh does NOT work over the VPN, I can ssh into another box and then into it |
| 21:42.49 | fridgesm | vpn is on a different server |
| 21:43.03 | fridgesm | vpn goes between routers |
| 21:44.09 | fungus | fridgesm, same symptoms w/ ssh, getting all responses but client ignoring it? |
| 21:44.33 | fungus | Eg. Syn -> Ack only |
| 21:44.38 | hhatfield | it almost sounds gateway related |
| 21:44.38 | fridgesm | not sure yet, had to take care of something else |
| 21:44.41 | fridgesm | let me check |
| 21:45.00 | hhatfield | sounds like the response isn't going back the same way it got there |
| 21:45.51 | fridgesm | tcp setup worked |
| 21:45.56 | fridgesm | syn, syn+ack, ack |
| 21:46.14 | fungus | you mean syn, ack, syn+ack |
| 21:46.16 | fungus | :) |
| 21:46.17 | fridgesm | then after that, it kept on retransmitting the SSH header |
| 21:46.31 | mgeary | macnewbold: if you use promo code UPHPU2 at DreamHost, it appears that it will take $97 off a yearly subscription, which seems higher than it should be. i've never tried doing it, but if you want to see what that gets you, i suspect you'd be able to cancel out at the last minute if it doesn't look good |
| 21:47.13 | mgeary | i think that's maybe a one-time $97 off the normal $119.40… so that seems strange, but that's the max it appears to let me do |
| 21:47.26 | fungus | fridgesm, so low level TCP setup works |
| 21:47.35 | fungus | It's the application layer that sucks |
| 21:47.54 | fungus | Sounds like a client problem. |
| 21:48.05 | fungus | Anything in common with the client that have the issue. |
| 21:48.18 | fridgesm | it happens from my router, too — it's OpenWRT |
| 21:52.32 | mahelious | BOOM BABY! |
| 21:52.51 | fridgesm | it appears to be that specific server that it has a problem with, I can SSH to the IPs of other servers |
| 21:53.11 | fridgesm | it's running CentOS 6, while the others are on 5 |
| 22:28.57 | mgeary | so, if i've got two hot network connections (ethernet & wifi), is there a way i can speed test one of those? |
| 22:29.20 | mgeary | or do a ping, or anything like that specifically through one of the interfaces? |
| 22:29.40 | hhatfield | unplug the cable |
| 22:29.47 | hhatfield | turn off wifi |
| 22:29.51 | fungus | mgeary, change the priority order in your network connections |
| 22:29.53 | mgeary | well right |
| 22:29.57 | mgeary | hhatfield: i mean short of that |
| 22:30.13 | fungus | or change the default route manually |
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| 22:35.27 | mgeary | will a dual-band wireless N router perform better if not running in mixed mode? I think all our devices are N-compatible |
| 22:57.12 | wps | I am doing doing mod_rewrite and there is no http_referer afterwards |
| 22:57.14 | wps | anyone know why? |
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| 23:03.07 | mgeary | the gnu ate it? |
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