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| 02:13.58 | Heartsbane | Are we having a meeting on Thursday? |
| 02:14.06 | Heartsbane | macnewbold: ^^^ |
| 02:35.54 | ninnypants | Heartsbane: last I heard we were |
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| 03:06.39 | macnewbold | Heartsbane: yeah, we are having a meeting |
| 03:06.55 | macnewbold | had some last minute presenter juggling when I tried to confirm again yesterday |
| 03:06.58 | macnewbold | but we're having a meeting |
| 03:07.14 | macnewbold | and will have a good presentation and good discussion, and fun times at applebees |
| 03:08.46 | *** topic/#UPHPU by macnewbold -> Utah PHP Users Group | uphpu.org | Meeting Thursday 4/19, 7pm @ C7 - demo of C7's FuseApp cloud and MORE! |
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| 03:42.39 | influx | migrating from old mac to new mac |
| 03:42.48 | influx | can't open dmg files ("no mountable file system") |
| 03:44.10 | influx | Can't re-install some apps until I figure that out. |
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| 08:30.59 | UtahDave | mindjuju_ what are you still doing up!!! |
| 08:31.06 | UtahDave | I forgot that you don't sleep |
| 08:31.10 | mindjuju_ | UTOSC + work stuff |
| 08:31.15 | mindjuju_ | yeah, i'm a little tired now |
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| 14:40.19 | hhatfield | $rlart |
| 14:40.19 | raifbot | slaps jnbek upside and over the head with one freakishly huge killer whale named hugh. |
| 14:40.20 | hhatfield | ~rlart |
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| 16:09.18 | josephscott | $rlart |
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| 16:17.33 | fungus | $lart ibot |
| 16:17.33 | raifbot | wielding the mighty hammer of Thor, Mjölnir, I summon lighting to destroy ibot. |
| 16:17.38 | fungus | ~lart raifbot |
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| 16:18.56 | josephscott | what are the plans for the meeting this week? |
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| 16:28.02 | hhatfield | $lart you |
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| 16:29.00 | Monnok | again! |
| 16:38.58 | wps | is it possible with mod_rewrite to make a file simple not work… to appear as if it's not there? |
| 16:39.21 | hhatfield | as in drop the connection? or 404? |
| 16:39.34 | wps | 404 would be fine |
| 16:40.19 | hhatfield | http://stackoverflow.com/questions/1055652/mod-rewrite-error-404-if-php |
| 16:40.55 | wps | bingo |
| 16:40.57 | wps | thanks |
| 16:41.00 | hhatfield | This is a site I like to test rewrite rules: |
| 16:41.01 | hhatfield | http://martinmelin.se/rewrite-rule-tester/ |
| 16:41.10 | wps | awesome |
| 16:41.53 | Monnok | ~hhatfield++ |
| 16:44.24 | hhatfield | ~ty |
| 16:44.24 | ibot | methinks ty is thank you, or cobb -- a baseball player |
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| 19:00.06 | josephscott | $rlart people who intentionally hide important details |
| 19:00.06 | raifbot | wallops newbie|3 with a main rotation server that needs rehubbing. It won't take long. |
| 19:00.15 | josephscott | $lart people who intentionally hide important details |
| 19:00.15 | raifbot | gives people who intentionally hide important details a "free" copy of Windows and then charges double for "Upgrades". |
| 19:10.52 | influx | ninnypants: yo |
| 19:22.41 | mahelious | apparently raifbot picked up on irony |
| 19:24.17 | mgeary | okay, if i have a list of identically-structured assoc. arrays (a database result set), what's the most elegant way to get a simple array of all the instances of a given key. E.g. if i have a result set of all users as assoc. arrays, how can i best get a simple array of every username? |
| 19:24.23 | fungus | $dice 1d6 |
| 19:24.29 | fungus | $dice |
| 19:28.32 | fungus | mgeary, my guess would be to use array_walk() or array_map() |
| 19:28.58 | mgeary | yeah, i suppose so. i miss list comprehension :/ |
| 19:29.12 | fungus | heh, no kidding |
| 19:29.22 | mgeary | but tell me again, uphpu, how PHP is better than Python…. ;) |
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| 19:34.58 | mgeary | #utahpython |
| 19:35.25 | mahelious | not even a palindrome. |
| 19:35.36 | mgeary | but watch out for the php snipers that lurk there, like fungus, Utah_Dave, romanovic, stderr-_, and others |
| 19:35.45 | mgeary | always going on about php. sigh |
| 19:35.53 | mgeary | oh, and herlo |
| 19:36.09 | josephscott | mgeary: did you really want a list, or were you just joking? |
| 19:36.28 | mgeary | josephscott: ? |
| 19:36.41 | josephscott | you could pick on some flaws in python as well and then ask the same question in reverse :-) |
| 19:37.08 | mgeary | ah. heh. certainly true, though i don't think there are many flaws in python that are addressed in PHP |
| 19:37.19 | josephscott | *cough* http calls |
| 19:37.40 | josephscott | *cough* OS dependent file encoding |
| 19:37.42 | mgeary | but no, i wasn't kidding. I was wanting to pull out keys from a list of assoc. arrays, and wanted to make sure i wasn't overlooking something |
| 19:37.52 | mahelious | im guessing php is criticized as often as it it primarily because it has such a large userbase to make the criticisms.... |
| 19:38.00 | josephscott | though in fairness, that last one has been fixed I think, in versions of Python that no one uses :-) |
| 19:38.16 | mgeary | i've never had problems with http calls in python |
| 19:38.23 | mgeary | but maybe i'm weird |
| 19:38.38 | mgeary | and i guess i've never encountered that second issue |
| 19:38.43 | josephscott | I still don't know what they were thinking with the cookie jar |
| 19:38.47 | mgeary | so, my universe remains blissfully small |
| 19:38.49 | josephscott | that API is just strange |
| 19:39.00 | mgeary | oh, well, yeah, that's ugly, but i just use mechanize or twill |
| 19:43.34 | josephscott | given enough time using it I can find something to complain about with every language :-) |
| 19:43.40 | josephscott | PHP is no exception |
| 19:44.13 | mgeary | well, every language except Java. It's teh bombe! |
| 19:45.16 | josephscott | $lart Java |
| 19:45.16 | raifbot | whips out a sword and chops Java in half. |
| 19:47.07 | fungus | I love to criticize php for it's true faults. But I will defend it against false ones. |
| 19:47.37 | fungus | same goes for any language. |
| 19:48.17 | fungus | I don't have an ultimate favorite language, I have a favorite for each activity. |
| 19:49.12 | josephscott | time to write our own, and it shall be perfect! |
| 19:49.58 | josephscott | oh, and it shall spread peace, love, and unicorns where ever it is used ;-) |
| 19:56.49 | captbrogers | I have an ample supply of unicorns |
| 19:57.14 | fungus | You can never have enough unicorns, and rainbows |
| 19:57.48 | herlo | mgeary: I'm no sniper! |
| 19:58.46 | hhatfield | $lart unicorns and rainbows for there is an ample supply. |
| 19:58.47 | raifbot | blasts unicorns and rainbows for there is an ample supply. to oblivion with a kamehameha wave. |
| 20:00.46 | josephscott | $save the unicorns and rainbows |
| 20:00.46 | raifbot | asks the President to please pardon the unicorns and rainbows |
| 20:01.10 | stderr-_ | mahelious: That has nothing to do with why PHP is criticized as often as it is. |
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| 20:01.33 | hhatfield | ~lart the President, if he saves the unicorns and rainbows |
| 20:01.33 | ibot | wallops the President, if he saves the unicorns and rainbows with a main rotation server that needs rehubbing. It won't take long |
| 20:03.19 | fungus | http://www.cornify.com/ |
| 20:03.34 | fungus | Now unicorns and rainbow can be on any webpage |
| 20:05.17 | herlo | whee! |
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| 22:19.50 | mgeary | oh good heavens |
| 22:19.58 | hhatfield | ~good heavens |
| 22:19.58 | ibot | Good heavens, good! Have a cookie... oh no! The cookie jar is dry! |
| 22:21.17 | mgeary | more reports of US soldiers doing, and being caught doing, really unprofessional things in Afghanistan |
| 22:23.51 | mgeary | i totally get that it's miserable there, and i get that the enemy is doing things at least as awful, but seriously... |
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| 22:37.00 | romanovic | teams over there regularly go into places and photograph bodies, destruction, etc. as part of their job. It's just sad some feel its ok to take a couple with themselves in it, like some sort of trophy |
| 22:38.56 | mgeary | yeah, that seems to make a huge difference |
| 22:38.56 | mgeary | because those seem to be the only ones that ever get publicized |
| 22:39.25 | mgeary | now, i do feel that the Afghans could be a little more understanding and mature in their reactions and outcries |
| 22:40.05 | mgeary | yes, none of us liked it when the soldiers were caught peeing on dead bodies. However, these were presumably people who were trying to kill them, so how about we don't freak out and storm the US embassy? |
| 22:40.58 | DexterTheDragon | SunSparc: ninnypants: http://www.gigapan.com/gigapans/102753 |
| 22:42.13 | SunSparc | DexterTheDragon: Whoa! Sweet! |
| 22:42.50 | SunSparc | Now when CSI says, "zoom and enhance", I know what they mean. |
| 22:43.11 | ninnypants1 | wow |
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| 22:44.05 | SunSparc | Man that thing is ancient, as far as technology goes. |
| 22:44.14 | SunSparc | lol, I can see the dust on the buttons. |
| 22:57.03 | SunSparc | ~rlart |
| 22:57.04 | ibot | dumps 42 tons of dirt, manure, and fish heads on cro |
| 23:08.06 | ninnypants | $8ball was it 42 tons because that is the meaning of life? |
| 23:08.07 | raifbot | ninnypants - Yes. |
| 23:16.33 | SunSparc | :) |
| 23:16.38 | SunSparc | ~:)stats |
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| 23:16.49 | SunSparc | lol |
| 23:20.30 | josePHPagoda | mindjuju is a happy man |
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