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| 14:35.18 | hhatfield | $rlart |
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| 14:35.21 | hhatfield | ~rlart |
| 14:35.22 | ibot | duct-tapes djedi to the floor and drools on him |
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| 14:57.09 | hhatfield | mindjuju: you're working with the utos conf, right? |
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| 15:09.49 | mindjuju | hi hhatfield, yup |
| 15:10.07 | hhatfield | have you ever heard of http://joind.in ? |
| 15:11.10 | mindjuju | i think this is the one that fridgesm wanted us to use |
| 15:13.43 | fridgesm | Actually, I haven't seen that one before |
| 15:13.55 | fridgesm | The one I found was one used for PyCon |
| 15:14.58 | hhatfield | it's an open source project that I came across at a conference last year |
| 15:15.34 | hhatfield | I like how it allows you to have all the talks listed in one place (though I'm sure there are other products out there that do similar things) |
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| 17:15.16 | wps | dear world |
| 17:15.31 | wps | you're an idiot if you show up to an interview without a resume |
| 17:15.56 | jsmith | wps: and without knowing anything about the job you're applying for? |
| 17:16.00 | herlo | fridgesm: which one is utosc going to use? |
| 17:16.03 | mahelious | what about a portfolio instead? |
| 17:16.13 | wps | and if you're a designer, you're an idiot to show up without a portfolio |
| 17:16.18 | wps | even if you have one online |
| 17:16.28 | wps | and even if you're already sent a link to your online stuff to the hiring manager |
| 17:19.13 | fridgesm | herlo: I think mindjuju is actually in charge of that part, I'm just doing the scheduling |
| 17:19.30 | herlo | fridgesm: ahh, okay |
| 17:29.45 | josephscott | $weather 84092 |
| 17:29.46 | raifbot | 3josephscott - 0,2current weather for 84092 - Clear 50f / 10c Humidity: 32% Wind: W at 4 mph |
| 17:32.20 | mindjuju | seems like somebody in here was telling me about a website where it would list your conference presentations, allow you to rate the presentator and select which presos you were going to attend |
| 17:32.27 | mindjuju | ninnypants, was that you^^ |
| 17:34.33 | herlo | there are several of those |
| 17:34.42 | mindjuju | yeah? |
| 17:34.46 | herlo | pycon has the best one imo |
| 17:35.12 | mindjuju | that must be the one that fridgesm is talking about, |
| 17:35.43 | fridgesm | yes |
| 17:38.37 | mindjuju | i wonder if that is this : http://pycon.blogspot.com/2012/03/pycon-2012-sprints-want-to-sprint-on.html |
| 17:39.37 | mindjuju | <whisper> can we talk about this here herlo? it's in python!!</whisper> |
| 17:40.05 | herlo | lol |
| 17:40.41 | hhatfield | ~lart python for stealing two of php's letters |
| 17:40.41 | ibot | shoves a crumpet down python's throat, happy now?! Huh? Want some JAM with that? for stealing two of php's letters |
| 17:41.21 | mindjuju | hhatfield -- we'll find something snazzy to run that kind of function, just need to meet as group to decide, will keep you posted |
| 17:41.30 | hhatfield | mindjuju: groovy |
| 17:41.33 | mindjuju | that joind.in though looks good, we'll prolly do it |
| 17:41.38 | mindjuju | quik and easy |
| 17:42.17 | herlo | mindjuju: I would :) |
| 17:42.39 | josephscott | mindjuju: any chance you were thinking of http://lanyrd.com/ ? |
| 17:42.49 | herlo | hhatfield: please be nice, it's not the python folks who fight with PHPers :) |
| 17:43.31 | josephscott | well, except for mgeary ;-) |
| 17:43.57 | ninnypants | mindjuju: I think that was fridgesm |
| 17:44.00 | mgeary | hey |
| 17:44.04 | mgeary | i don't fight |
| 17:44.05 | hhatfield | herlo: I was nice… I have nothing against the language… but there are 2 letters that overlap |
| 17:44.10 | mgeary | i just point out that python is better |
| 17:44.14 | mindjuju | josephscott -- that' looks pretty cool |
| 17:44.30 | herlo | lol |
| 17:44.30 | mgeary | and django is way, WAY better than any PHP framework i've encountered :) |
| 17:44.59 | mindjuju | surely there'll be a php lynch mob forming soon |
| 17:45.03 | herlo | mgeary: aye |
| 17:45.08 | josephscott | $8ball is django WAY better? |
| 17:45.08 | raifbot | josephscott - As I see it, yes. |
| 17:45.20 | josephscott | $8ball have you ever actually used django? |
| 17:45.20 | raifbot | josephscott - As I see it, yes. |
| 17:45.30 | josephscott | $8ball do you answer with anything else? |
| 17:45.30 | raifbot | josephscott - It is certain. |
| 17:45.31 | mindjuju | limh |
| 17:45.43 | herlo | wow, crazy raifbot |
| 17:45.51 | Bikerdan_ | limh |
| 17:45.53 | josephscott | $8ball out partying too late? |
| 17:45.53 | raifbot | josephscott - Concentrate and ask again. |
| 17:46.16 | mahelious | crimey, hes on to you sir. |
| 17:47.03 | mgeary | ^5 raifbot |
| 18:06.22 | influx | http://pastebin.com/ptGqZHF3 |
| 18:06.49 | influx | This is the error I receive: |
| 18:07.02 | influx | Err, warning. |
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| 18:07.34 | influx | Warning: PDOStatement::execute(): SQLSTATE[42000]: Syntax error or access violation: 1064 You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near ''user_accounts' WHERE email = 'lol@lol.com' AND password = 'Abc123'' at line n on ... |
| 18:07.45 | influx | s/on/in/ |
| 18:09.05 | influx | I think I narrowed it down to something having to do with quoting of the table from which I want to select the row(s). |
| 18:09.48 | influx | When I run the query with user_accounts surrounded in backticks, the select succeeds. |
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| 18:10.27 | influx | For what it's worth, the name of the column contains is two words, separated by a space. |
| 18:10.35 | influx | What am I missing here? |
| 18:19.35 | DexterTheDragon | influx: Unknown Paste ID! |
| 18:19.41 | influx | Just saw that. |
| 18:19.42 | influx | http://pastebin.com/3E4S4L3n |
| 18:19.50 | influx | Forgot I'd set it to 10 min while formatting. |
| 18:21.13 | DexterTheDragon | so PDO is putting quotes around 'user_accounts' when it replaces the tokens and I think that's improper SQL |
| 18:23.35 | mahelious | im fairly certain PDO is not meant to parametize the table |
| 18:23.35 | influx | Yeah. :\ Looking at a flag I might be able to set in a config/ini file somewhere. |
| 18:23.51 | influx | mahelious: Could be. Hadn't thought of that. |
| 18:24.32 | influx | http://stackoverflow.com/questions/182287/can-php-pdo-statements-accept-the-table-name-as-parameter |
| 18:24.33 | mahelious | and shouldn't the parameter values be in the execute argument array? execute( array($email, $pass) ) |
| 18:24.48 | influx | I think you've got it, mahelious . |
| 18:25.04 | influx | Not sure about the latter. |
| 18:25.17 | influx | I'm just trying to get everything working first. |
| 18:25.32 | DexterTheDragon | influx: http://pastebin.com/c8RcNNGs |
| 18:25.37 | DexterTheDragon | you'd want something like that |
| 18:25.57 | mahelious | unless the table is user input, you shouldn't have to sanitize it, you can just concatenate the value into the query string. |
| 18:26.07 | influx | DexterTheDragon: I like it. :) |
| 18:26.33 | mahelious | DexterTheDragon: genau |
| 18:26.41 | influx | :D Thanks dudes. |
| 18:27.10 | mahelious | however, if the tablename is untrusted, make sure to filter and sanitize. |
| 18:29.28 | influx | Oui. :) |
| 18:30.04 | josePHPagoda | clintberry: Hi! |
| 18:31.39 | josePHPagoda | http://blog.doh.ms/2012/04/16/deploying-a-symfony2-and-composer-app-on-pagodabox/#utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter <--- you might like that. |
| 18:37.09 | clintberry | josePHPagoda: That is awesome. Create a sweet service and the bloggers will write for you :-) |
| 18:37.26 | josePHPagoda | just knew you were dealing w/ the symfony stuff |
| 18:37.30 | josePHPagoda | figured you might find that useful |
| 18:55.55 | fungus | Handy remote server access for PHP: http://fpaste.org/3e6C/ |
| 18:56.56 | josephscott | yep, a favorite of crackers every where :-) |
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| 19:21.25 | josePHPagoda | fungus: that's terribly terribly scary |
| 19:21.33 | josePHPagoda | and that's why I run my webservers read only |
| 19:21.36 | josePHPagoda | with no-exec |
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| 19:26.07 | fridgesm | macnewbold, is there a meeting this week? |
| 19:26.34 | fungus | josePHPagoda, it's so much easier than ssh. all that encryption and authentication is annoying. |
| 19:27.26 | josePHPagoda | fungus: this is why php devs shouldn't be sysadmins |
| 19:27.28 | josePHPagoda | :-P |
| 19:27.30 | josePHPagoda | jk |
| 19:29.29 | herlo | fungus: it really is annoying, I wish we could just use rsh and telnet again. Stupid security..... |
| 19:30.42 | fridgesm | Someone explained it to me like this |
| 19:31.00 | fridgesm | Sysadmins build a wall, and if they need to get through the wall, they put in a locked door |
| 19:31.08 | fridgesm | If a dev needs to get through the wall, they blast it |
| 19:32.54 | fungus | http://www.codinghorror.com/.a/6a0120a85dcdae970b016301e98de2970d-800wi |
| 19:36.08 | influx | Heh. |
| 19:36.33 | hhatfield | $rlart |
| 19:36.34 | raifbot | follow's Heartsbane with a gauntlet and ... scratch ... HUMILIATION. |
| 19:36.36 | herlo | influx: lol |
| 19:36.37 | hhatfield | ~rlart |
| 19:36.37 | ibot | shoves a crumpet down stderr-_'s throat, happy now?! Huh? Want some JAM with that? |
| 19:41.57 | influx | herlo: :) |
| 19:43.06 | macnewbold | fridgesm: yes, i'm confirming with our presenter |
| 19:43.24 | fridgesm | do you think it would be okay to video the presentation? |
| 19:43.39 | fridgesm | we want to test out our equipment and processes for UTOSC |
| 19:44.39 | macnewbold | yeah, i don't think that would be a problem |
| 19:46.34 | herlo | fridgesm: ooh, I wish I could be there. Recording is always interesting. |
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| 20:00.34 | captbrogers | So how many people can we expect to see there? I assume there will be 5 or 6 presentations going on at a time? |
| 20:01.38 | macnewbold | at utosc, there are expecting 400+ tickets to be sold i think |
| 20:01.46 | macnewbold | and yeah, looks like 6 at a time most of the time on the schedule |
| 20:03.09 | captbrogers | So we can expect between 10 and 25 people on average per room? |
| 20:03.19 | macnewbold | depends on the room and the talk |
| 20:03.20 | captbrogers | I know it's not proportionate |
| 20:03.28 | macnewbold | 10 is about the least i've seen in a talk, |
| 20:03.36 | macnewbold | but some talks will have 50+ in them |
| 20:03.46 | macnewbold | but typical is probably 20-35 ish i'd guess |
| 20:04.15 | captbrogers | Then it should be fun. Are they opposed to us showing pictures of cats and fails for 25 minutes if we get nervous and blow through our presentation in 5 minutes? |
| 20:04.41 | ninnypants | anyone worked with javascript touch events on mobile before |
| 20:04.47 | herlo | captbrogers: probably not :) |
| 20:07.27 | mindjuju | hey herlo, qq |
| 20:08.19 | mindjuju | if i have a server with multiple IPs, i can tell the IPtables to say yes to these ports (22,80,443) on 123.123.123.123, but ONLY (80,443) on 123.123.123.124 |
| 20:08.38 | mindjuju | seems like i've either done this already or have read about it |
| 20:10.54 | mindjuju | oh here it is |
| 20:10.58 | mindjuju | http://stackoverflow.com/questions/3726920/iptables-two-ip-adresses-allow-port-3306-just-for-one |
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| 21:22.15 | ninnypants | $rlart |
| 21:22.15 | raifbot | pours hot grits down the front of peno's pants. |
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| 21:44.32 | mgeary | hey, anyone here use X11 on Ubuntu? |
| 21:45.10 | josePHPagoda | i'm an xorg person |
| 21:45.14 | josePHPagoda | but maybe I can help mgeary |
| 21:46.19 | mgeary | well, i've never used ANY sort of GUI on Linux. Ever. However, i have a piece of commercial software i need to install on a Ubuntu machine, and even though i'm only ever going to be using the command-line app from the software, i need to license it by running a GUI app |
| 21:46.44 | mgeary | so, i have the server up and running, but no GUI installed on it, and don't even know where to start with that |
| 21:46.50 | DexterTheDragon | doesn't everybody on ubuntu use X11? |
| 21:50.12 | DexterTheDragon | mgeary: I don't know how much you would need installed but you could try installing say x11-common then attempt to do X11 forwarding through ssh to open the app |
| 21:50.29 | mgeary | DexterTheDragon: yeah, that's the general approach i was hoping to take |
| 21:50.35 | mgeary | so, x11-common, eh? |
| 21:51.12 | mindjuju | isn't there some voodoo where you can VNC into an ubuntu server that doesn't have the desktop installed or something? |
| 21:51.31 | mindjuju | seems like Heartsbane was telling me |
| 21:51.32 | mgeary | i wouldn't think so. what would you "see"? |
| 21:51.48 | beandog | mgeary: DISPLAY=:0 gui-app |
| 21:51.51 | mgeary | anyways, i've got x11 installed. how do i start it? |
| 21:52.00 | beandog | mgeary: run xinit as a user |
| 21:52.05 | beandog | well, that's pretty simple. |
| 21:52.06 | beandog | sec. |
| 21:52.21 | beandog | mgeary: is the box headless? |
| 21:52.30 | mgeary | beandog: yes. it's a virtual server |
| 21:52.35 | beandog | kk |
| 21:53.01 | beandog | mgeary: so for the user, just create an .xinitrc |
| 21:53.09 | beandog | and put the command you wanna run in there |
| 21:53.17 | mgeary | okay to do this as root? I haven't created any other users on the machine |
| 21:53.25 | beandog | mgeary: its up to you |
| 21:53.28 | beandog | mgeary: could be any user |
| 21:53.30 | mgeary | that's a yes |
| 21:53.40 | beandog | I wouldn't recommend running some random app as root, though |
| 21:54.27 | DexterTheDragon | mgeary: looks like `sudo apt-get install xauth` is what is needed for forwarding |
| 21:55.00 | mgeary | ok, so i've put the app's path in .xinitrc |
| 21:55.08 | mgeary | how do i then start the x11 server? |
| 21:55.34 | DexterTheDragon | then `ssh -X user@hostname` and try `echo $DISPLAY` |
| 21:55.53 | Heartsbane | ^^^ +1 |
| 21:56.12 | beandog | mgeary: xinit & |
| 21:56.12 | mindjuju | see, i thought you and i had this conversation Heartsbane |
| 21:57.15 | beandog | Does anyone have an opinion on EC2 |
| 21:57.20 | beandog | yay / nay |
| 21:57.28 | Heartsbane | Amozonian |
| 21:57.32 | mgeary | Fatal server error: |
| 21:57.32 | Heartsbane | Yay |
| 21:57.33 | mgeary | xf86OpenConsole: Cannot find a free VT: Invalid argument |
| 21:57.46 | DexterTheDragon | mgeary: if you're doing ssh x11 forwarding the x server runs on your local machine |
| 21:57.52 | mgeary | ok |
| 21:58.16 | mgeary | i'm on OS X. i've got X11, but have never pointed it at another machine |
| 21:58.29 | DexterTheDragon | then the app just runs on the remote machine with the display running on your local |
| 21:58.37 | beandog | X11 is so nice |
| 21:58.39 | beandog | ++ |
| 21:58.53 | beandog | once you figure it out |
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| 22:03.27 | peno | lies |
| 22:03.39 | hhatfield | ~lie peno |
| 22:03.40 | ibot | peno I deem you to be a liar, I am above reproach and my word is law. So it has been writen, so it shall be. |
| 22:04.16 | mgeary | so, anyone know how to get X11 on OS X to point to a remote server? |
| 22:04.28 | DexterTheDragon | mgeary: ssh -X user@hostname |
| 22:06.13 | DexterTheDragon | once logged in run: echo $DISPLAY |
| 22:06.39 | DexterTheDragon | should say something like localhost:10.0 |
| 22:07.22 | herlo | if tht doesn't work, use ssh -Y :) |
| 22:07.45 | mgeary | localhost:10.0 |
| 22:07.47 | mgeary | then what? |
| 22:08.16 | DexterTheDragon | mgeary: run the command that starts the gui app in your ssh session |
| 22:10.40 | herlo | mindjuju: nice! |
| 22:11.29 | beandog | ~root herlo |
| 22:11.29 | ibot | ACTION uses a keylogger to pwnz all herlo 's boxen. |
| 22:11.50 | beandog | lulz |
| 22:12.19 | herlo | beandog: nope, I just checked, no ibot |
| 22:12.26 | herlo | and no keylogger either! |
| 22:12.50 | beandog | pidof l33t |
| 22:12.57 | herlo | lol |
| 22:15.49 | beandog | if you think his kung fu is better then he's already winning |
| 22:16.24 | mindjuju | d00d, he already won |
| 22:16.29 | mindjuju | and i'm not even out of my seat yet |
| 22:16.32 | beandog | ~win fungus |
| 22:16.32 | ibot | Congratulations, fungus! You have won the US presidency! |
| 22:16.38 | beandog | lol |
| 22:17.11 | beandog | lol |
| 22:17.14 | beandog | Schneir? |
| 22:17.17 | beandog | werp |
| 22:17.27 | fungus | $google Bruce Schneier |
| 22:17.27 | raifbot | fungus searching http://www.google.com/search?q=Bruce+Schneier -- http://www.schneier.com/ -- http://www.schneier.com/about.html -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Schneier |
| 22:17.39 | beandog | laziness wins again |
| 22:17.42 | beandog | I know who he is |
| 22:17.44 | beandog | ~smack fungus |
| 22:17.44 | ibot | ACTION smacks fungus upside the head. |
| 22:18.17 | herlo | beandog: really? |
| 22:18.42 | beandog | herlo: which? |
| 22:18.47 | beandog | oh goodness. |
| 22:18.48 | mindjuju | derp |
| 22:18.49 | beandog | I know who he is |
| 22:18.52 | herlo | lol |
| 22:18.57 | beandog | ~smack herlo |
| 22:18.57 | ibot | ACTION smacks herlo upside the head. |
| 22:19.04 | herlo | ~thump beandog |
| 22:19.04 | ibot | ACTION thumps beandog in the ear with a brick! |
| 22:19.08 | beandog | ~firewall mindjuju |
| 22:19.09 | beandog | lol |
| 22:19.11 | herlo | ~wallup beandog |
| 22:19.14 | herlo | ~wallop beandog |
| 22:19.15 | ibot | ACTION Grabs a rather large desk and bonks beandog about the head with it. |
| 22:19.15 | hhatfield | ~smack everyone |
| 22:19.15 | ibot | ACTION smacks everyone upside the head. |
| 22:19.15 | mindjuju | derp |
| 22:19.31 | beandog | ~goodbye mindjuju |
| 22:19.34 | hhatfield | ~macnewbold beandog |
| 22:19.34 | ibot | ACTION wallops beandog with a flip-flop |
| 22:19.38 | beandog | lol |
| 22:19.42 | mindjuju | oh nice |
| 22:19.46 | beandog | ~mindjuju mindjuju |
| 22:19.51 | beandog | man |
| 22:19.55 | beandog | I know nothing |
| 22:20.01 | beandog | ~smack ibot |
| 22:20.01 | ibot | ACTION smacks ibot upside the head. |
| 22:20.06 | mindjuju | here, try this one beandog |
| 22:20.12 | mindjuju | ~nosepick hhatfield |
| 22:20.12 | ibot | ACTION plucks hhatfield out of the nose of humanity and wipes him on the couch! |
| 22:20.19 | beandog | lol |
| 22:20.20 | beandog | poor couch |
| 22:20.23 | mindjuju | still one of me favorites |
| 22:20.32 | beandog | ~fernpee mindjuju |
| 22:20.38 | beandog | gah |
| 22:20.41 | beandog | ~quit |
| 22:20.41 | ibot | No! You quit! |
| 22:20.44 | mindjuju | ~oreilly beandog |
| 22:20.44 | ibot | ACTION releases bill o'reilly from his basement cell! Sic 'em boy! beandog is left in tatters... |
| 22:20.56 | beandog | the book guy? |
| 22:20.58 | hhatfield | ~job beandog |
| 22:21.01 | mindjuju | ~nyuk beandog |
| 22:21.01 | ibot | ACTION grabs beandog nose and hammers it with his other hand! |
| 22:21.09 | hhatfield | ~fire beandog |
| 22:21.09 | ibot | ACTION cusses beandog out, "that's one screw-up too many, beandog!". ibot grabs beandog by the scruff of the neck and bodily heaves him out the window into a nearby dumpster. |
| 22:21.19 | beandog | ~dump hhatfield |
| 22:21.22 | beandog | freek. |
| 22:21.26 | beandog | ~format herlo |
| 22:21.30 | beandog | I give up. |
| 22:21.35 | hhatfield | ~wipe beandog |
| 22:21.36 | ibot | # dd if=/dev/zero of=beandog |
| 22:21.36 | mindjuju | try dhit |
| 22:21.45 | mindjuju | or bdhit |
| 22:21.54 | beandog | I like to play nice |
| 22:22.02 | beandog | ~forgive mindjuju |
| 22:22.03 | ibot | Remember, it is better to forgive mindjuju than to receive. |
| 22:22.05 | hhatfield | ~polite beandog |
| 22:22.09 | mindjuju | ~chuck herlo |
| 22:22.16 | mindjuju | i thought i made a chuck norris one |
| 22:22.18 | mindjuju | i guess not |
| 22:22.19 | beandog | ~karma beandog |
| 22:22.19 | ibot | beandog has karma of 37 |
| 22:22.22 | hhatfield | ~pet beandog |
| 22:22.22 | ibot | ACTION reaches over and pets beandog on the head, saying "There, there! It'll all be ok!" |
| 22:22.24 | beandog | ~celebrate |
| 22:22.24 | ibot | ACTION lights off 3 tons of fireworks |
| 22:22.33 | beandog | ~exit |
| 22:22.33 | ibot | i heard exit is what I want |
| 22:22.38 | beandog | ~why |
| 22:22.38 | ibot | Because! |
| 22:22.40 | beandog | ~ok |
| 22:22.40 | ibot | fine |
| 22:22.43 | beandog | ~bye |
| 22:22.43 | ibot | l8tr |
| 22:22.55 | mindjuju | oops, heart |
| 22:22.55 | beandog | my hear? |
| 22:22.57 | beandog | lols |
| 22:23.12 | hhatfield | ~hhatfield |
| 22:23.12 | ibot | All hail the loLKing! |
| 22:23.13 | beandog | Celine Dijon, lols |
| 22:23.30 | beandog | ~ibot |
| 22:23.31 | ibot | hmm... ibot is not a help system |
| 22:23.31 | mindjuju | ~macnewbold |
| 22:23.31 | ibot | hmm... macnewbold is a nice person, or very good in stew, or never wrong |
| 22:23.43 | beandog | whut |
| 22:23.46 | beandog | ~movie mindjuju |
| 22:23.51 | mindjuju | oh man, that's totally been changed and doesn't have verything i've put on there |
| 22:23.52 | beandog | ~beg hhatfield |
| 22:23.53 | ibot | ACTION drops to his knees and pleads with hhatfield |
| 22:24.00 | macnewbold | ibot, macnewbold is not very good in stew |
| 22:24.01 | ibot | ACTION wallops is not very good in stew with a flip-flop |
| 22:24.08 | herlo | ~lolstats |
| 22:24.09 | ibot | total count of lol on #uphpu: 4299. Top 3: TuxToaster -- 623 (14.5%), carmony -- 515 (12.0%), macnewbold -- 478 (11.1%) |
| 22:24.09 | beandog | lol |
| 22:24.15 | herlo | ~lolstats herlo |
| 22:24.15 | ibot | herlo has said lol 409 times (9.5 %), ranked 5/106 (percentile: 4.7 %) |
| 22:24.19 | herlo | damn! |
| 22:24.22 | beandog | ~lolstats mindjuju |
| 22:24.31 | beandog | ~lolstats beandog |
| 22:24.31 | ibot | beandog has said lol 407 times (9.5 %), ranked 6/106 (percentile: 5.7 %) |
| 22:24.33 | mindjuju | yeah, i think i said it once |
| 22:24.36 | beandog | oh noes |
| 22:24.44 | herlo | beandog: I passed you |
| 22:24.45 | herlo | lol |
| 22:24.53 | beandog | lol |
| 22:24.54 | herlo | haha, yeah sure you do |
| 22:24.55 | beandog | ~herlo |
| 22:24.55 | ibot | herlo is probably the best boardgamer ever, works for Guru Labs and generally reads good things his friends lend him |
| 22:25.09 | herlo | gah! |
| 22:25.19 | beandog | guru labs? |
| 22:25.27 | hhatfield | hero is also 'gah!' |
| 22:25.27 | beandog | ~guru herlo |
| 22:25.30 | herlo | ibot: no herlo is the best boardgamer ever |
| 22:25.30 | ibot | cannot alter locked factoids, herlo |
| 22:25.37 | beandog | ~unlock herlo |
| 22:25.40 | herlo | ibot unlock herlo |
| 22:25.42 | beandog | ~pick herlo |
| 22:25.42 | ibot | ACTION carefully extracts the boogers from herlo's nose and feeds them to Utah_Dave |
| 22:25.46 | beandog | LOL |
| 22:25.50 | hhatfield | ~herlo is also locked |
| 22:25.50 | ibot | ACTION pokes is with a sharp needle also locked |
| 22:25.50 | jsmith | ibot: No, herlo is an OK guy, who sometimes wins at board games |
| 22:25.50 | ibot | jsmith: cannot alter locked factoids |
| 22:25.53 | mindjuju | oh man |
| 22:25.54 | herlo | 16:25 <ibot> sorry, you are not allowed to unlock factoid 'herlo'. |
| 22:25.55 | beandog | ~pick mindjuju |
| 22:25.55 | ibot | ACTION carefully extracts the boogers from mindjuju's nose and feeds them to uxp |
| 22:26.02 | beandog | that's my new favorite |
| 22:26.11 | herlo | beandog: ew! |
| 22:26.18 | hhatfield | ~pick ibot |
| 22:26.19 | ibot | ACTION carefully extracts the boogers from ibot's nose and feeds them to jtsnow |
| 22:26.24 | beandog | ~sing DexterTheDragon |
| 22:26.37 | hhatfield | ~joke |
| 22:26.37 | ibot | A bhuddist monk goes to a hot dog vendor and says "Make me one with everything!" |
| 22:26.37 | mindjuju | herlo, say ~unlock herlo |
| 22:26.51 | beandog | huh? |
| 22:26.56 | mindjuju | oh that's funny |
| 22:26.58 | beandog | that doesn't make any sense |
| 22:27.03 | mindjuju | nirvana |
| 22:27.05 | hhatfield | loL |
| 22:27.08 | beandog | whut |
| 22:27.18 | mindjuju | ~wiki buddah |
| 22:27.50 | mindjuju | beandog - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nirvana |
| 22:28.18 | beandog | whut? |
| 22:28.20 | beandog | I'm lost. |
| 22:28.56 | beandog | ~lose |
| 22:29.03 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 22:29.03 | raifbot | Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to. |
| 22:29.08 | beandog | heh |
| 22:29.10 | mindjuju | oh cool the intro for the new thundercats - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP_rIAkb_v8 |
| 22:29.17 | beandog | *new* thundercats? |
| 22:29.18 | beandog | oy. |
| 22:29.37 | beandog | ~undo mindjuju |
| 22:29.45 | mindjuju | you clicked it, huh |
| 22:29.46 | beandog | ~unsee mindjuju |
| 22:29.50 | beandog | ~eject mindjuju |
| 22:29.51 | ibot | beandog hits the big red button that says 'DO NOT PUSH' on it and mindjuju is ejected from the channel screaming. |
| 22:29.53 | beandog | mindjuju: maybe. |
| 22:29.55 | mindjuju | oh that's funny |
| 22:29.59 | beandog | lol |
| 22:30.06 | beandog | mindjuju: you are now blacklisted again |
| 22:30.16 | mindjuju | hey, i gave no guarantee ! |
| 22:30.21 | beandog | that's true. |
| 22:30.21 | mindjuju | rofl |
| 22:30.27 | beandog | You are now un-guaranteed. |
| 22:30.33 | beandog | ~warranty mindjuju |
| 22:30.34 | mindjuju | there really is a new thundercat though |
| 22:30.40 | beandog | nice try. |
| 22:30.46 | mindjuju | honest! |
| 22:30.59 | beandog | brony. |
| 22:31.35 | mindjuju | not that you'd trust me twice in a row, but here is what it looks like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KGj6KGeUto&feature=fvst |
| 22:32.03 | mindjuju | it actually looks decent, i'll make an efort to watch it when it gets to netflix |
| 22:32.12 | mindjuju | or tivo it, which ever takes less effort |
| 22:32.39 | beandog | I can't figure out EC2. |
| 22:32.40 | beandog | :T |
| 22:32.53 | hhatfield | $rlart |
| 22:32.53 | raifbot | slaps cro around with a large trout. |
| 22:33.00 | beandog | It kinda makes me lol when they still advertise date / time |
| 22:33.08 | hhatfield | ~rlart |
| 22:33.09 | ibot | gives eggyknap a "free" copy of Windows and then charges double for "Upgrades" |
| 22:33.14 | eggyknap | heh |
| 22:33.17 | beandog | ~win eggyknap |
| 22:33.17 | ibot | Congratulations, eggyknap! You have won the time-life collection of vintage AOL cd's, a set of 120! |
| 22:34.29 | mindjuju | i'm burned out of xfiles after working 12hrs over weekend with it playing, i think i'll watch teen titans tonight : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWaWvQuIVMI |
| 22:34.49 | eggyknap | A coworker of mine collected those, because her boy-toy-of-the-week had a sailboat, and when the riggings were full of shiny CDs, it scared the seagulls, so they didn't make messes all over the decks |
| 22:35.09 | eggyknap | ("those" == "AOL CDs") |
| 22:35.14 | mindjuju | :) |
| 22:35.59 | eggyknap | That was about 8 years ago, and still brings back hideous memories. |
| 22:36.19 | herlo | eggyknap: I was going to say, that's how EndPoint works in the office, no thank you! |
| 22:36.36 | eggyknap | I've never been to the End Point office :) |
| 22:36.46 | herlo | eggyknap: really? Isn't it in NYC? |
| 22:37.24 | eggyknap | Yes, it is. I have to go in June. I'm not terribly excited. |
| 22:37.32 | eggyknap | I prefer to remain in the Free States. |
| 22:38.12 | eggyknap | I have to spend the two weeks after that trip in California. Slightly better, but still oppressive. |
| 22:45.24 | beandog | ~free eggyknap |
| 22:45.29 | beandog | man |
| 22:45.31 | beandog | this is not my day. |
| 22:45.31 | eggyknap | heh |
| 22:46.01 | beandog | ~bacon |
| 22:46.01 | ibot | from memory, bacon is a filling substance which will make you even fatter than you already are... Take my advice, bacon is a food for the gods or for underweight models such as that McBeal chick... |
| 22:46.38 | beandog | http://thisiswhyyourefat.tumblr.com/ |
| 22:46.59 | beandog | oh my nom |
| 22:47.04 | beandog | deep fried milky way |
| 22:47.20 | beandog | http://thisiswhyyourefat.tumblr.com/post/523579608/fried-donut-cream-cheese-cupcake-submitted-by |
| 22:47.21 | beandog | lol |
| 22:49.39 | beandog | http://thisiswhyyourefat.tumblr.com/post/470443421/devils-food-cake-mix-a-buttermilk-cake-using-2 |
| 22:49.41 | beandog | I must stop now. |
| 22:49.46 | beandog | my fat planet needs me. |
| 22:53.41 | herlo | beandog: okay, that donut cheesecake thing is awesome looking! |
| 22:53.59 | beandog | :) |
| 22:54.00 | eggyknap | I'm all about the Reeses Devil's Food Cake |
| 22:54.03 | beandog | daily dozen? |
| 22:54.12 | herlo | it's a local donut shop here in Seattle |
| 22:54.16 | beandog | whut |
| 22:54.16 | beandog | want. |
| 22:54.38 | herlo | beandog: http://www.yelp.com/biz/daily-dozen-doughnut-company-seattle |
| 22:54.44 | herlo | freaking awesome! |
| 22:55.07 | beandog | I just need your routing and checking account # |
| 22:55.11 | beandog | and picture ID |
| 22:55.19 | herlo | They're mini donuts, but they have a little fryer right there that cooks them. While they are hot, you can have sugar and/or cinnamon put on them |
| 22:55.40 | herlo | beandog: how about you just give me your credit card number, expiration and the ccv number :) |
| 22:55.47 | herlo | I can get you a ton of donuts |
| 22:56.12 | herlo | beandog: here's a better pick |
| 22:56.14 | herlo | pic |
| 22:56.15 | herlo | http://sweets.seriouseats.com/2010/02/daily-dozen-doughnut-company-donuts-seattle-washington-pike-place-market.html |
| 22:56.18 | beandog | herlo: not with my card you can't |
| 22:56.51 | beandog | oh man those look good |
| 22:56.53 | herlo | the line is pretty long at lunch, usually 5 minutes or so and the average customer takes less than 30 seconds |
| 22:57.07 | herlo | beandog: they are! And your cc, will get you a ton! It's only $4 for a dozen |
| 22:57.20 | herlo | give or take |
| 22:57.23 | beandog | herlo: I think my card will get you 1 1/2 dozens |
| 22:57.24 | macnewbold | ibot, no, macnewbold is not very good in stew |
| 22:57.24 | ibot | okay, macnewbold |
| 22:57.28 | macnewbold | ~macnewbold |
| 22:57.29 | ibot | you are, like, not very good in stew |
| 22:57.43 | herlo | beandog: very nice! |
| 22:57.47 | beandog | ~stir macnewbold |
| 22:57.47 | ibot | ACTION throws macnewbold in to the pot, stirs it up and serves macnewbold soup to all who want some |
| 22:57.54 | herlo | beandog: I'll bring you back a 1/2 dozen :P |
| 22:57.56 | herlo | lol |
| 22:58.00 | beandog | herlo: sounds good :) |
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| 22:58.12 | *** mode/#UPHPU [+v josePHPagoda] by ChanServ |
| 22:58.18 | herlo | beandog: your cc is required for that 1/2 dozen, however. |
| 22:58.28 | herlo | btw, they only take cash |
| 22:58.30 | herlo | :P |
| 23:01.02 | beandog | herlo: I'll mail you a 50 |
| 23:05.05 | beandog | and I expect change |
| 23:07.30 | herlo | aww! |
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| 23:53.50 | mgeary | anyone know what apt-get package i'd need to install to get libstdc++.so.5? |
| 23:54.23 | mgeary | i guess maybe i've only got so.6 on this machine...? |
| 23:54.25 | fungus | libstdc++5 |
| 23:55.01 | mgeary | it can't find that :s |
| 23:55.08 | mgeary | http://blog.lroguet.com/install-libstdc-so-5-on-ubuntu-10-04-64-bit/ |
| 23:55.11 | mgeary | maybe that will help |
| 23:55.43 | mgeary | bah. except that the .deb linked from there doesn't exist |
| 23:56.06 | fungus | yeah, don't do that |
| 23:56.11 | mgeary | oh? |
| 23:56.12 | fungus | just install the package |
| 23:56.43 | mgeary | do i need to add another apt-get source? |
| 23:59.00 | fungus | Enable the lucid-backports repo |
| 23:59.25 | fungus | http://packages.ubuntu.com/search?keywords=libstdc%2B%2B5 |