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| 13:38.15 | hhatfield | $rlart |
| 13:38.15 | raifbot | slaps ninnypants around with a large trout. |
| 13:38.16 | hhatfield | ~rlart |
| 13:38.17 | ibot | eats tierra's liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti |
| 13:39.00 | hhatfield | $8ball is [\$|\~]rlart === "Good Morning"? |
| 13:39.00 | raifbot | hhatfield - Outlook good. |
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| 14:59.08 | josephscott | $rlart |
| 14:59.08 | raifbot | nabs the moon and broadsides ninnypants with the sea of tranquility. |
| 15:00.41 | influx | Good morning,e veryone. |
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| 15:05.55 | TuxToaster | Rrlart |
| 15:05.58 | TuxToaster | err |
| 15:06.03 | TuxToaster | $rlart |
| 15:06.03 | raifbot | whips supernovia with a wet and grimy noodle just because. |
| 15:06.20 | supernovia | mmmm, wet and grimy noodles |
| 15:06.24 | TuxToaster | LOL |
| 15:06.29 | TuxToaster | I was just going to say mmm... noodles |
| 15:06.36 | TuxToaster | creepy |
| 15:11.16 | TuxToaster | btw, if anyone is into tower defense games, Kingdom Rush is a blast |
| 15:34.26 | mindjuju | i think i saw kingdomrush on steam |
| 15:34.44 | TuxToaster | it's a lot of fun, pretty challenging |
| 15:39.31 | mindjuju | ~apb jtsnow |
| 15:39.31 | ibot | ACTION hires baby Lyssa to stake out jtsnow |
| 15:40.33 | hhatfield | time for the weekly report on the cool thing you've done this week (not necessarily programming related) |
| 15:41.06 | hhatfield | I have successfully map/reduced in MongoDB and love it |
| 15:42.03 | hhatfield | Monnok: your turn |
| 15:42.56 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 15:46.35 | fungus | 3 hours after receiving an automated email from my Netapp SAN, I had a delivery guy handing me a replacement hard drive. No interaction from me at all. |
| 15:46.45 | TuxToaster | NICE |
| 15:47.05 | hhatfield | that's cool |
| 15:47.21 | fungus | Yeah, Netapp support is pretty boss. |
| 15:47.23 | Monnok | ive been using jquery to dynamically create a custom tree structure and save to the database. |
| 15:47.59 | hhatfield | github or it didn't happen |
| 15:48.31 | fungus | good idea. :) |
| 15:50.29 | fungus | mahelious, reminds me of http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/frustrations/374d/ |
| 15:51.16 | mahelious | heh |
| 15:52.29 | carmony | I say we nominate hhatfield to present sometime on MongoDB Map/Reduce |
| 15:52.30 | carmony | :P |
| 15:52.40 | mahelious | this week...i covered my lawn with a consumer-grade variant of Agent Orange |
| 15:53.00 | carmony | also, today you can try to win a free ticket to tek12: http://www.phparch.com/2012/04/win-a-free-ticket-to-tek-12/ |
| 15:53.15 | carmony | though good luck on figuring out what their eluding to |
| 15:53.40 | hhatfield | carmony: at one of the not-on-a-thursday meetings? |
| 15:53.47 | carmony | hhatfield: sure! |
| 15:53.49 | carmony | :P |
| 15:54.28 | carmony | lets see... this week I.... |
| 15:54.35 | carmony | wrote a megaton of documentation |
| 15:54.45 | carmony | </long_week> |
| 15:54.57 | carmony | I can't want to <start_vacation> |
| 15:55.08 | carmony | actually, it'd just be <vacation> |
| 15:56.02 | mahelious | vacation with beverly d'angelo or christie brinkley? |
| 15:56.37 | mahelious | so carmony, i thought you didn't want to be the radio "X of the web" because of the commute, and now you work at ksl? |
| 15:57.02 | carmony | lol, mahelious: I'm going to be moving further south |
| 15:58.03 | influx | ~ibot piglatin Good news, everyone! |
| 15:59.09 | hhatfield | ~ibot latin Good news, everyone! |
| 15:59.13 | hhatfield | ~pig |
| 15:59.14 | ibot | *oink* *oink* *oink* |
| 16:00.08 | mindjuju | do we know anybody who lives in logan |
| 16:01.08 | Monnok | i might know a couple, why? |
| 16:01.44 | herlo | mindjuju: fugue88 |
| 16:02.05 | herlo | mindjuju: andrew hamblin - he goes by lextori, but hasn't been on here for a while |
| 16:02.40 | herlo | mindjuju: and there's the whole fslc crew which seemed to be revived recently |
| 16:02.41 | carmony | also, a non-paid 15 minute segment on the radio vs an awesome job opportunity... the job opportunity is more motivation to commute :P |
| 16:03.12 | carmony | also, this is a pretty cool idea for an IDE: http://www.chris-granger.com/2012/04/12/light-table---a-new-ide-concept/ |
| 16:04.05 | mindjuju | thx herlo! |
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| 16:04.41 | carmony | gah, what? |
| 16:05.59 | herlo | carmony: were you being serious? |
| 16:06.31 | carmony | lol, naw :P |
| 16:07.54 | carmony | awww. thanks :P |
| 16:12.03 | herlo | hahhhaaa |
| 16:12.17 | captbrogers | carmony: I got intrigued until I saw it was only conceptual and not a product I could try. I am dissappoint |
| 16:12.53 | mindjuju | fungus, you around? |
| 16:13.14 | fungus | Let me check. |
| 16:13.22 | mindjuju | :) |
| 16:13.28 | mindjuju | so you know how i got my wife the MBA |
| 16:13.40 | mindjuju | what up with flashback, and is it all that? |
| 16:14.11 | fungus | It's worth checking for, and keeping it updated |
| 16:14.29 | mindjuju | are you running antivirus on your mac? |
| 16:14.34 | mindjuju | if so, what's good? |
| 16:14.47 | fungus | Nope |
| 16:14.58 | mindjuju | k, i'll check MBA this weekend |
| 16:15.36 | fungus | This is the first virus for Macs that has had any kind of penetration. |
| 16:17.04 | fungus | http://arstechnica.com/apple/news/2012/04/how-to-check-forand-get-rid-ofa-mac-flashback-infection.ars |
| 16:17.54 | mindjuju | awesome, thx |
| 16:18.00 | mindjuju | ~fungus++ |
| 16:18.04 | fungus | I'd recommend disabling Java too, unless you know for sure you need it. |
| 16:18.17 | mindjuju | i don't think she has it installed |
| 16:18.25 | fungus | yes she does. |
| 16:18.28 | mindjuju | oh |
| 16:18.32 | fungus | it's default on Macs |
| 16:18.41 | mindjuju | darn |
| 16:19.03 | fungus | Flash used to be installed by default too, but not anymore. |
| 16:19.10 | influx | (Does anyone here have experience filing tax extensions in Utah? I very likely will need to file one.) |
| 16:19.21 | influx | (brb) |
| 16:19.24 | mindjuju | i'm doing my taxes tomorrow |
| 16:19.45 | josephscott | ~last minute mindjuju |
| 16:20.16 | mindjuju | yeah, i know |
| 16:20.22 | mindjuju | i had every intention of doing it much earlier |
| 16:20.39 | fungus | I did mine in about 20min, months ago |
| 16:20.43 | josephscott | unless you have to pay, in which case wait as long you can :-) |
| 16:22.56 | mindjuju | i think they did some camera positioning trickery to make this dog seem bigger than it really is - http://news.yahoo.com/photos/giant-george-great-dane-holds-record-for-tallest-dog-in-the-world-slideshow/giant-george-photo-1334258495.html |
| 16:26.32 | influx | I also need to ammend my federal taxes; I forgot to add income from one of the projects I worked on. :P |
| 16:26.52 | influx | s/mm/m/ |
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| 17:02.50 | wps | it hate how cold office buildings are |
| 17:02.59 | wps | I have to wear a sweater and a jacket |
| 17:03.23 | wps | if it's warner outside than insider and you are cold, that's a problem… and a waste of energy |
| 17:04.25 | captbrogers | wps: I always postulated that in cases like those, it is because the person controlling the temperature is either a lover of cold places or they are...requiring additional cooling due to extra...mass... |
| 17:04.49 | wps | I've heard that companies keep it cold to keep you awake |
| 17:05.02 | wps | I asked our facilities manager about that and he said that he doesn't |
| 17:05.05 | captbrogers | Really? I get sleepy if it's not optimal temperature |
| 17:05.12 | Bikerdan | @mindjuju - So what happened to your minecraft server? |
| 17:05.16 | captbrogers | Too hot or too cold and I want to nap |
| 17:07.02 | herlo | wps: you just need to not be skinny |
| 17:07.13 | herlo | if you have a little fat on you, nothing is too cold :) |
| 17:07.14 | captbrogers | I weight about 195 |
| 17:07.24 | herlo | carmony: you's skinny too |
| 17:07.33 | carmony | hrm? |
| 17:07.45 | captbrogers | I don't think I'm that skinny |
| 17:07.50 | wps | I need to grow more hair |
| 17:08.00 | herlo | or that |
| 17:08.04 | captbrogers | I had that problem too, but I found something that worked for me |
| 17:08.13 | herlo | captbrogers: you are skinny |
| 17:08.28 | hhatfield | ~skinny captbrogers |
| 17:08.33 | hhatfield | ~skinny |
| 17:08.33 | ibot | i guess skinny is a common name for SCCP, the VoIP protocol used by many Cisco phones, or what people look like when they put computing above eating |
| 17:08.41 | wps | jquery question: |
| 17:08.43 | hhatfield | ~fat |
| 17:08.43 | ibot | But I'm on a diet! |
| 17:08.44 | herlo | I'm not that big, but 195 is what I weighed in college. |
| 17:08.55 | wps | $(window).load(); just stopped working |
| 17:08.57 | captbrogers | I couldn't get above 165 until a few years ago |
| 17:09.01 | wps | I'm not getting an js errors |
| 17:09.11 | herlo | captbrogers: yeah. I wish I had that problem. |
| 17:09.55 | captbrogers | wps: I assume you are using that in place of $(document).ready()? (I also assume you have your reasons for doing so, and I won't question you on it) |
| 17:10.09 | wps | yeah |
| 17:10.38 | wps | $(document).ready() isn't working either, interestingly |
| 17:10.44 | captbrogers | Do you have any other code that is loaded before it that you've been working on that would cause it to crash before getting to your javascript? |
| 17:14.02 | carmony | my goal is to get back down to 195, or heavier if it is muscle weight |
| 17:14.02 | ninnypants | wps: it's not calling the event or it's throwing an error? |
| 17:14.21 | wps | not calling the event |
| 17:14.23 | herlo | carmony: 250 would be good for me |
| 17:14.45 | Monnok | is it loading jquery at all? |
| 17:14.56 | wps | it is loading jquery |
| 17:14.56 | wps | $(window).load( |
| 17:14.57 | wps | alert('test'); |
| 17:14.57 | Monnok | like, is the file there |
| 17:14.57 | wps | ); |
| 17:14.59 | carmony | cutting soda, eating better, and working out has been my strategy :P |
| 17:14.59 | wps | alert never fires |
| 17:15.58 | captbrogers | $(window).load(function() { alert('test'); }); |
| 17:16.01 | captbrogers | That doesn't fire? |
| 17:16.10 | Monnok | cause you could be getting a 404 on your jquery file |
| 17:16.11 | carmony | the hardest thing for me is to eat regularly. Being a developer isn't condusive for that |
| 17:16.27 | Monnok | or it could be loading prototype |
| 17:16.36 | captbrogers | Neither is a proper sleeping schedule during the summer for me |
| 17:16.50 | wps | I might have just found it |
| 17:17.01 | Monnok | since prototype sometimes uses the $ |
| 17:17.08 | captbrogers | When it's the perfect temperature at 10:45 PM and my kids are in bed, it's quiet, I start coding really well. Then before I know it, it's 2 AM |
| 17:17.10 | ninnypants | carmony: that's what I've found to be hard too |
| 17:17.49 | herlo | captbrogers: honestly, I love those nights! |
| 17:18.00 | ninnypants | I'll sit down in the morning and end up not eating anything until 3pm |
| 17:19.57 | carmony | ninnypants: exactly |
| 17:19.59 | carmony | that is the worst |
| 17:20.21 | Monnok | i tend to forget about breakfast a lot |
| 17:20.46 | hhatfield | I find it hard to stay up past midnight anymore |
| 17:21.06 | Monnok | then im too broke/frugal to buy lunch, so I play games during my lunchbreak |
| 17:21.14 | wps | I get sick if I stay up past midnight |
| 17:21.39 | Monnok | i get overly tired if i am up past 2. Before that, im ok |
| 17:21.47 | Monnok | apparently i need 4 hours sleep |
| 17:21.57 | captbrogers | The problem is this happens after too many of those nights: http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/working_home/9.png |
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| 17:36.07 | mahelious | http://theoatmeal.com/comics/facebook_likes |
| 17:36.14 | mahelious | best article on seo EVAR! |
| 17:41.42 | fungus | Essentially DBAD |
| 17:48.42 | mahelious | pop quiz: Q1: have you ever written something like "if (...){ continue; }" with no linespaces? Q2: Did you feel bad about it? No cheating. |
| 17:48.54 | mahelious | s/linespaces/linebreaks |
| 17:49.09 | TuxToaster | very rarely, but yes |
| 17:49.46 | TuxToaster | mostly if it's a very quick condition and it seems to be wasting space to break it out |
| 17:49.49 | hhatfield | Ever? yes. Feel Bad? yes |
| 17:50.55 | TuxToaster | I always hate running into if (....) .... |
| 17:51.11 | TuxToaster | without braces. Especially if it's on multiple lines, but even one-liners. |
| 17:51.49 | fungus | what about "next if ..."? |
| 17:52.58 | TuxToaster | oh wait |
| 17:53.07 | TuxToaster | mahelious: I have to take mine back |
| 17:53.14 | TuxToaster | I've never used continue; |
| 17:53.24 | TuxToaster | some reason I thought that was just a place holder, not an actual statement. |
| 17:53.47 | TuxToaster | kind of wish I had known about that one though... lol |
| 17:53.52 | mahelious | continue, break, etc. |
| 17:54.18 | mahelious | very short, one line of code that probably should be dropped to the next line, but you don't because its too much trouble. |
| 17:54.48 | TuxToaster | yeah, I have done that |
| 17:54.58 | TuxToaster | but feeling kinda stupid that I didn't know continue existed in php |
| 17:55.59 | TuxToaster | on the occasions I've had to skip iterations I've just used conditionals to skip the code, not horrible, but continue would be much cleaner. heh. |
| 18:00.27 | Bikerdan | bikerdan |
| 18:00.30 | Bikerdan | sorry |
| 18:05.29 | steveholt | STEVEHOLT! |
| 18:06.04 | clintberry | there should be a steveholt ibot command |
| 18:10.28 | hhatfield | ~rlart |
| 18:10.28 | ibot | puts djedi into a headlock and administers a mighty noogie, rubbing half of djedi's hair of |
| 18:11.41 | hhatfield | ~steveholt |
| 18:11.42 | ibot | STEVEHOLT! |
| 18:12.09 | djedi | "hair of"? |
| 18:12.39 | hhatfield | ~lart djedi for reading |
| 18:12.39 | ibot | shoves a crumpet down djedi's throat, happy now?! Huh? Want some JAM with that? for reading |
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| 18:35.39 | ninnypants | $rlart |
| 18:35.40 | raifbot | pulls out his louisville slugger and uses romanovic's head to break the homerun record. |
| 18:36.23 | romanovic | raifbot: do you have any idea how much that stings? |
| 18:36.37 | mahelious | well, there goes my sunny friday. |
| 18:36.59 | mahelious | anyone know of a decent, maintained php class/library for reading pdf's? |
| 18:37.33 | hhatfield | romanovic: raifbot just meant you were keeping count |
| 18:58.53 | wps | ~lart wps |
| 18:58.53 | ibot | flings poo at wps |
| 18:59.03 | wps | figured out my .load() issue |
| 18:59.09 | wps | it was my fault |
| 18:59.28 | wps | I was trying to call a method in a file that wasn't being included |
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| 19:46.14 | mindjuju | herlo or fungus, you around? |
| 19:46.32 | fungus | sure |
| 19:46.35 | hhatfield | ~clean wps |
| 19:46.35 | ibot | ACTION nukes wps's room and says to wps: Und zie problem is solved |
| 19:47.35 | mindjuju | so fungus, i've setup a gpgkey and hooked it into thunderbird, when I sign messages, do people have to decrypt them to read it, or is it decrypted but has a signacture of authenticity ? |
| 19:48.02 | mindjuju | not sure i'm understanding the finer points |
| 19:48.08 | hhatfield | it's the latter |
| 19:48.44 | fungus | signing is only for authentication |
| 19:48.55 | fungus | encrypting requires decrypting |
| 19:48.56 | hhatfield | signing it is proving it's from you. encrypting it means it's only meant for the person receiving it, so you encrypt it with their public key |
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| 19:50.05 | mindjuju | gotcha |
| 20:40.00 | Monnok | $chuck-fact |
| 20:40.00 | raifbot | Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana |
| 20:40.34 | mindjuju | hhatfield -- when sneding keys to a directory, do i pick one and does it distribute out, or do i push to all? |
| 20:47.39 | herlo | mindjuju: it does |
| 20:48.38 | mindjuju | awesome, thx herlo |
| 20:48.44 | mindjuju | i really was RTM btw |
| 20:48.49 | mindjuju | ;) |
| 20:49.09 | herlo | keep reading :) |
| 20:59.32 | TuxToaster | $rlart |
| 20:59.32 | raifbot | slaps a compatible dib on xtrementl's head. |
| 21:00.27 | josephscott | $weather 84092 |
| 21:00.28 | raifbot | 3josephscott - 0,2current weather for 84092 - Overcast 39f / 4c Humidity: 75% Wind: W at 7 mph |
| 21:08.15 | mindjuju | ~apb eggyknap |
| 21:08.15 | ibot | ACTION calls Beth to stake out eggyknap |
| 21:08.21 | mindjuju | you funny |
| 21:08.29 | mindjuju | (on fb orrin hatch comment) |
| 21:11.30 | mahelious | grr... |
| 21:11.38 | mindjuju | grr? |
| 21:11.45 | mahelious | orrin hatch |
| 21:11.53 | mindjuju | this? http://reason.com/blog/2012/04/13/sen-orrin-hatch-doggone-offended-by-radi |
| 21:12.09 | mindjuju | maybe you shouldn't read it, if you haven't already |
| 21:12.16 | mindjuju | or it'll be GRRRRRR! |
| 21:13.37 | mahelious | no, its his delegate count thats pissing me off atm |
| 21:13.40 | herlo | mahelious: we all want Orrin Hatch to DIAF |
| 21:13.55 | herlo | at least in terms of the office he holds |
| 21:13.59 | mindjuju | well, i don't want him to DIAF, i just want him out |
| 21:14.04 | mindjuju | :) |
| 21:14.08 | herlo | mindjuju: right, that's all I meant :) |
| 21:14.19 | herlo | I don't want anyone dead, yet |
| 21:14.35 | mindjuju | him and his MPAA antics |
| 21:18.52 | josephscott | is pete still running for orrin's spot? |
| 21:21.20 | influx | Yes. |
| 21:21.48 | mahelious | meh to Orrin. wouldnt mind getting a hold of the delegate sheet, with home phone numbers. |
| 21:22.05 | mahelious | maybe phone numbers for their mothers and employers too... |
| 21:24.20 | josephscott | nice site http://peteashdown.org/ |
| 21:24.53 | eggyknap | mindjuju: que? |
| 21:26.29 | mindjuju | was just laughing eggyknap about your comment on fb about orrin wanting to pop you one in the mouth |
| 21:26.59 | eggyknap | Yeah, that was kinda funny. |
| 21:47.53 | hhatfield | $rlart |
| 21:47.54 | raifbot | strangles mindjuju with a doohicky mouse cord. |
| 21:47.55 | hhatfield | ~rlart |
| 21:47.55 | ibot | gives macnewbold a "free" copy of Windows and then charges double for "Upgrades" |
| 21:48.05 | hhatfield | ~celebrate macnewbold |
| 21:48.11 | hhatfield | ~party macnewbold |
| 21:48.19 | hhatfield | ~cheer macnewbold |
| 21:48.19 | ibot | ACTION cheers macnewbold on |
| 21:48.20 | macnewbold | ?? |
| 21:48.33 | macnewbold | ~lart hhatfield |
| 21:48.33 | ibot | squeezes hhatfield till hhatfield turns blue like papa smurf |
| 21:48.44 | hhatfield | free copy of Windows! |
| 21:49.07 | hhatfield | ibot: and then let go? |
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| 22:03.16 | eggyknap | j |
| 22:03.20 | eggyknap | EWRONGWINDOW, sry. |
| 22:16.40 | Utah_Dave | what do you think so far? |
| 22:17.06 | carmony | well, its still backing up |
| 22:18.08 | josephscott | that is a good start :-) |
| 22:29.38 | mindjuju | ~backup carmony onto a floppy |
| 22:29.38 | ibot | ACTION puts carmony onto a floppy on an LTO3 tape, forgets to label the tape, loses it in a closet somewhere, and lets carmony onto a floppy bitrot |
| 22:29.51 | carmony | lol |
| 22:32.58 | mindjuju | pkzip a:\carmony.zip brain:\*.* |
| 22:33.05 | carmony | :P |
| 22:33.16 | josephscott | ~lolstats |
| 22:33.16 | ibot | total count of lol on #uphpu: 4290. Top 3: TuxToaster -- 623 (14.5%), carmony -- 515 (12.0%), macnewbold -- 478 (11.1%) |
| 22:33.24 | mindjuju | course, if i recall josePHPagoda had a softspot for arj |
| 22:33.31 | mindjuju | oops, josephscott i mean |
| 22:33.34 | josephscott | ~arj++ |
| 22:33.38 | josephscott | ~karma arj |
| 22:33.38 | ibot | arj has karma of 1 |
| 22:33.55 | fungus | carmony, FYI backing up to /dev/null is really fast. |
| 22:34.15 | carmony | fungus: oh, thanks! great idea |
| 22:34.16 | carmony | :D |
| 22:38.25 | josephscott | not sure how practical it is, but this sounds cool https://www.thepowerpot.com/how-thermoelectrics-work |
| 22:39.25 | mindjuju | rsync -ave bkagent@fungus:/root/brain /bkfungus/2012-04-12bk |
| 22:39.36 | mindjuju | hmm, insufficent space error |
| 22:40.00 | fungus | lol |
| 22:40.45 | josephscott | you are going to have to lol a lot more than that to catch up with the big three ;-) |
| 22:41.11 | fungus | Yeah, I'm not worried. I don't lol near as much as them. |
| 22:41.32 | Utah_Dave | hey, mindjuju, is there a list of utosc presentations that have been selected? |
| 22:42.50 | fungus | ~say lol |
| 22:42.50 | ibot | lol |
| 22:42.58 | fungus | ~lolstats ibot |
| 22:42.58 | ibot | ibot has said lol 0 times (0.0 %) |
| 22:43.04 | fungus | bummer |
| 22:44.50 | carmony | ~lolstats fungus |
| 22:44.51 | ibot | fungus has said lol 201 times (4.7 %), ranked 8/106 (percentile: 7.5 %) |
| 22:45.01 | carmony | hmmm... I could lolbomb him... |
| 22:45.06 | carmony | jk! :P |
| 22:45.20 | mindjuju | Utah_Dave, there is, i'm going to be pushing that out here shortly |
| 22:45.25 | mindjuju | but let me send you think now |
| 22:45.38 | carmony | hmmm |
| 22:45.40 | mindjuju | just rmeember to act surprised when it comes out |
| 22:45.44 | carmony | I wonder what that would actually be like |
| 22:45.50 | Utah_Dave | cool. I have coworker that's going to be going. |
| 22:45.54 | fungus | you've never done that? |
| 22:46.01 | carmony | nope |
| 22:46.23 | Utah_Dave | I'd be at utosc, except that I'm going to be working HARD in Puerto Rico for two weeks |
| 22:46.36 | mindjuju | oh you! |
| 22:46.39 | mindjuju | Utah_Dave |
| 22:46.40 | mindjuju | https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AmpRtNBy8VU9dHg1cVVSamJfdUdjT2dOQmlDS3FkUkE |
| 22:46.54 | mindjuju | that is our LIVE draft document |
| 22:47.02 | Utah_Dave | I actually get back that Friday sometime, but I think my wife would kill me if I left for 2 weeks, then got home and went to a conferene |
| 22:47.11 | carmony | head /dev/urandom | say |
| 22:47.11 | carmony | Input text is not UTF-8 encoded |
| 22:47.13 | mindjuju | we retain edit rights , but you can look |
| 22:47.22 | mindjuju | Utah_Dave, that's why you should bring her and the kiddo! |
| 22:47.29 | mindjuju | win - win! |
| 22:47.39 | Utah_Dave | Oh, that would be a BLAST!! |
| 22:47.48 | fungus | cat it to your sound device |
| 22:47.56 | Utah_Dave | I can already hear the groans and whining and eye rolling |
| 22:48.04 | mindjuju | ...i can see it now... honey! i know you want to learn python! |
| 22:48.10 | carmony | ... how would I do that fungus? |
| 22:48.16 | Utah_Dave | mindjuju: you so funny |
| 22:48.27 | fungus | cat /dev/urandom > /dev/<sound device> |
| 22:49.30 | carmony | hmm... any idea which one of these would be my sound device? |
| 22:49.32 | carmony | on my mac? |
| 22:49.39 | mindjuju | oh that's too funny, i idn't realize, the auditorium is rm 404 like Not Found |
| 22:49.53 | carmony | LOL, you didn't get that mindjuju? :P |
| 22:50.14 | mindjuju | didn't notice |
| 22:50.22 | mindjuju | we should have made 401 the UTOS headquarters |
| 22:51.27 | josephscott | there is no /dev/<audio> on mac |
| 22:51.39 | fungus | not sure about the mac, but on linux it's just /dev/dsp |
| 22:53.02 | carmony | awww |
| 22:53.16 | carmony | I wonder if my virtualmachine would make noise... |
| 22:59.23 | Utah_Dave | mindjuju: That is an amazing lineup of talks for utosc. I almost would rather skip my trip |
| 23:00.04 | fungus | carmony, if you have sox installed on your mac you can do this. |
| 23:00.10 | fungus | cat /dev/urandom | play -t raw -s -4 -r 44100 - |
| 23:00.17 | carmony | whats sox? :P |
| 23:00.26 | fungus | think imagemagick for sound files |
| 23:00.42 | carmony | nice |
| 23:01.02 | fungus | really tiny, simple command line sound file converter |
| 23:01.04 | carmony | I love home brew |
| 23:01.10 | carmony | "brew install sox" |
| 23:01.39 | mindjuju | thx Utah_Dave! i think it'll be a great conf! |
| 23:02.04 | carmony | is the schedule considered public knowledge? |
| 23:02.36 | mindjuju | yeah, it's in google docs until we transfer it to the website |
| 23:02.46 | mindjuju | where it'll be prettied up and made mobile friendly |
| 23:02.49 | carmony | yeah |
| 23:02.57 | carmony | the talks all look good |
| 23:03.06 | mindjuju | i'm going to post to the groups and audience that they can see the line up though now |
| 23:03.17 | carmony | I seriously think UTOSC is probably one of the very best conferences for your bang for your buck |
| 23:03.42 | mindjuju | thx carmony! |
| 23:03.53 | mindjuju | and i saw your kind words on your blog the other day |
| 23:03.57 | mindjuju | :) |
| 23:04.06 | carmony | you're welcome :) and they are all well deserved |
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| 23:06.53 | mindjuju | carmony - is Joanna coming down for conf too? |
| 23:07.15 | carmony | mindjuju: she is thinking about coming down for part of it |
| 23:07.24 | carmony | she is worried about being bored though |
| 23:07.39 | mindjuju | she could always hang out with tiff |
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| 23:08.09 | mindjuju | eat a little Indian food |
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| 23:10.12 | carmony | I'll run that by her :) Not sure what her work schedule is like |
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| 23:13.30 | macnewbold | mindjuju: awesome schedule! so are people who are listed for the same talk in more than one slot giving the same talks twice? |
| 23:14.10 | macnewbold | I'm working on getting our dept. to use the Team Rate and bring a bunch of folks over |
| 23:15.02 | macnewbold | depending who I can convince, it may be as many as about 25, but I'll be happy if I get at least 8-10 of us to go over there for at least one talk |
| 23:21.35 | josephscott | my dad (and his wife) will be visiting that weekend, so he'll likely come to the conf |
| 23:24.12 | TuxToaster | $lart josephscott |
| 23:24.12 | raifbot | tries to shut josephscott up. |
| 23:24.23 | TuxToaster | (for the random ~lolstat'ing earlier) |
| 23:24.24 | josephscott | it won't work |
| 23:24.34 | TuxToaster | meh, worth a try :P |
| 23:24.42 | josephscott | it has worked, you've revealed everything! |
| 23:25.10 | josephscott | $8ball will anyone guess the movie? |
| 23:25.12 | raifbot | josephscott - Cannot predict now. |
| 23:26.55 | josephscott | it's like the princess bride sound track is constantly playing in the back of my mind |
| 23:32.04 | mindjuju | macnewbold, exactly talks listed twice had such high demand that we wanted to be sure there was enough showings |
| 23:32.59 | mindjuju | macnewbold, on team pricing, i'm excited to see people start to take advantage. the guy i talked to after he signed up his team said he prolly would have just come himself, but now he's bringing all his guys |
| 23:33.38 | mindjuju | macnewbold, if price is a factor for 25, let me know, we can make a massive group arrangement |
| 23:34.39 | mindjuju | josephscott, 2 scotts in the same building? sounds dangerous!! |
| 23:35.01 | mindjuju | is he also guru in the art of computers? |
| 23:35.04 | josephscott | where do you think my initial geek training came from? |
| 23:35.18 | mindjuju | oh man |
| 23:35.21 | josephscott | I blame him for my current technology condition :-) |
| 23:35.50 | josephscott | first computer in the house when I was 5 (possibly 6) |
| 23:36.03 | mindjuju | that's awesome |
| 23:36.09 | mindjuju | it'll be good to meet him |
| 23:36.19 | josephscott | he let me "help" with the trs-80 network they built at the middle school he taught at |
| 23:36.21 | josephscott | around the same time |
| 23:36.35 | josephscott | not sure how much help I really was, but I found memories |
| 23:39.24 | mindjuju | k gents, i've got to go take care of Mrs. MJ, then back to the UTOS Conf tonight and tomorrow |
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| 23:43.50 | TuxToaster | josephscott: I guess I should learn to never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line. |
| 23:44.01 | josephscott | :-) |
| 23:44.16 | josephscott | never get involved in a land war in china |
| 23:44.21 | beandog | lol |
| 23:48.40 | beandog | I just got recommended the best idea |
| 23:48.43 | beandog | A sysadmin tip jar |
| 23:54.41 | Utah_Dave | love that idea |
