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| 00:03.22 | beandog | hotmal++ |
| 00:04.24 | mindjuju | i don't think i want to know what hotmal is |
| 00:06.08 | romanovic | Mal. 'Bad' in Latin. |
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| 00:21.38 | ninnypants | josePHPagoda: ping |
| 00:22.17 | josePHPagoda | ninnypants: pong |
| 00:23.23 | ninnypants | what are the workers on pagodabox? |
| 00:25.11 | josePHPagoda | they let you make a php process that runs in the background to do stuff |
| 00:25.15 | josePHPagoda | it's like cron done right |
| 00:25.18 | josePHPagoda | :-p |
| 00:25.49 | ninnypants | so lets you run a script forever? |
| 00:25.58 | josePHPagoda | pretty much |
| 00:26.03 | josePHPagoda | it doesn't exit |
| 00:26.10 | josePHPagoda | and can be used to do things like process invoices, and what not |
| 00:26.53 | ninnypants | lets you write a script that waits for work then processes it once it comes in |
| 00:27.23 | josePHPagoda | exactly |
| 00:27.33 | josePHPagoda | a lot of people use redis or a db as the queue engine |
| 00:28.39 | ninnypants | yeah like carmony's post here http://www.justincarmony.com/blog/2012/01/10/php-workers-with-redis-solo/ |
| 00:29.25 | carmony | yes, I would imagine very similar :) |
| 00:31.07 | ninnypants | josePHPagoda: cool when is that supposed to be ready? |
| 00:32.13 | josePHPagoda | now |
| 00:32.18 | josePHPagoda | :) |
| 00:32.32 | josePHPagoda | people are using it in production successfully |
| 00:32.51 | ninnypants | oh it just doesn't show up in your price calculator |
| 00:33.04 | ninnypants | so if figured it was still in production |
| 00:33.05 | josePHPagoda | it's priced identically to the web instances |
| 00:34.23 | josePHPagoda | :-D |
| 00:34.28 | josePHPagoda | so yeah, have fun! |
| 00:34.29 | josePHPagoda | :-D |
| 00:36.32 | ninnypants | ok cool I'll have to set up an app and play around |
| 00:37.06 | ninnypants | I've realized you guys are probably the cheapest hosts there are for simple stuff |
| 00:37.57 | ninnypants | realized I can setup my map tile extraction program for the public to use for probably less than $5 a month |
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| 01:57.06 | captbrogers | Hey guys, I just tried to send out an email on the mailing list, is it down? |
| 01:57.25 | captbrogers | I'm not seeing the email coming back from the list |
| 02:08.23 | TuxToaster | wait, the one about codedojo? |
| 02:08.26 | TuxToaster | I saw that one earlier |
| 02:16.07 | captbrogers | Yes |
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| 09:00.57 | mindjuju | ~apb ninnypants1, ninnypants2 |
| 09:00.57 | ibot | ACTION hires Beth to rough up ninnypants1, ninnypants2 |
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| 15:05.36 | mindjuju | ~apb ninnypants2 |
| 15:05.37 | ibot | ACTION hires Beth to find ninnypants2 |
| 15:05.55 | mindjuju | ~apb ninnypants1 |
| 15:05.55 | ibot | ACTION hires Leland to rough up ninnypants1 |
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| 15:20.21 | captbrogers | So, it has come to this |
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| 15:24.19 | ninnypants | mindjuju: ping |
| 15:24.33 | ninnypants | captbrogers: come to what? |
| 15:27.45 | mindjuju | ninnypants, that's a way to instantly escalate any issue "So, it has come to this..." |
| 15:28.14 | mindjuju | as mentioned previously, i think it's a derivation of a shakespear quote that he says in much ado about nothing and othello |
| 15:28.34 | mindjuju | oops shakespeare |
| 15:28.52 | mindjuju | so ninnypants --> PM |
| 15:29.12 | ninnypants | mindjuju: oh I know I keep hoping someone will reply with alt from xkdc |
| 15:29.17 | ninnypants | mindjuju: of course |
| 15:30.33 | captbrogers | ninnypants: You. Me. This moment. http://xkcd.com/1022/ |
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| 15:57.30 | mindjuju | josephscott -- just in time, somebody just sent me this - http://kotaku.com/5898806/if-you-hated-star-wars-kinect-dancing-youll-cry-over-these-gifs/gallery/1 |
| 15:58.29 | josephscott | it's like the 70s are striking back |
| 15:58.49 | mindjuju | touche |
| 15:58.53 | mindjuju | briliant |
| 15:58.59 | mindjuju | i'm going to steal it and use it on fb |
| 15:59.32 | josephscott | if they have slave girl leia I'm surprised they don't have a bonus option of dancing as jabba the hutt |
| 15:59.55 | herlo | josephscott: how would you dance as jabba? |
| 16:00.03 | josephscott | no idea :-) |
| 16:00.12 | jsmith | Very very carefully? |
| 16:00.29 | jsmith | Maybe it's the earlier jabba, before he ate the twinkie factory? |
| 16:00.52 | herlo | jsmith: btw, congrats on the new jobby-job-job |
| 16:01.01 | jsmith | herlo: Thanks :-) |
| 16:01.03 | herlo | sounds like it should be fun! |
| 16:01.25 | jsmith | herlo: Two and a half days in, and I'm having a blast! |
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| 16:01.54 | herlo | jsmith: oh, already there. I didn't realize you had already started. |
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| 16:02.09 | herlo | jsmith: get bluehost to sponsor UTOSC now |
| 16:02.13 | herlo | :P |
| 16:02.17 | ninnypants | jsmith: found any dev's yet? |
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| 16:04.24 | mindjuju | herlo, already in the works |
| 16:04.33 | mindjuju | :) |
| 16:04.34 | herlo | mindjuju: rocking! |
| 16:05.40 | Quazi | Hi, I hate to jump in and run but here is something I thought might interest all php developers in this channel. Check out this Open-Source PHP Development Server http://www.active9.com/server/ (Yes it's free and GPLV3) ~Enjoy! |
| 16:06.11 | carmony | lol, man... some of our DDNA users need to get a life... |
| 16:06.22 | carmony | We're purging out chatroom archives |
| 16:06.33 | carmony | some fo these users have 100,000s of chat messages |
| 16:07.30 | josephscott | did that feel a bit spammy to anyone else? |
| 16:07.41 | fungus | A little, yes |
| 16:08.19 | josephscott | ~clean mindjuju |
| 16:08.19 | ibot | ACTION nukes mindjuju's room and says to mindjuju: Und zie problem is solved |
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| 16:13.27 | jsmith | ninnypants: One nibble, and a possible second candidate |
| 16:21.07 | Bikerdan | Thanks Mindjuju... I had just barely recovered from the previous viewing.... |
| 16:22.18 | ninnypants | carmony: are you going to switch to websockets for you chat app? |
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| 16:22.40 | carmony | once they have solid support on most browsers, yes |
| 16:22.40 | carmony | :P |
| 16:23.07 | ninnypants | what do you do now? Really frequent ajax calls? |
| 16:24.32 | josephscott | I sometimes think they went over board with websockets, more work/complex than they needed to be |
| 16:25.33 | ninnypants | I haven't looked at them too much but yeah it looks more complicated than it needs to be |
| 16:26.11 | clintberry | socket.io is a good layer that uses websockets when available, then degrades to flash or longpolling if websockets aren't available. It has been awesome for me |
| 16:27.06 | josephscott | is socket.io node.js only? |
| 16:27.11 | josephscott | for the server side? |
| 16:28.10 | clintberry | Oh, I am sorry. It doesn't work with PHP. There is a python implementation |
| 16:29.03 | carmony | I'd love it if someone could make a PHP implementation |
| 16:29.11 | clintberry | I wonder if I could make a php implementation. Anyone done websockets with PHP? |
| 16:29.13 | clintberry | ha |
| 16:30.25 | clintberry | I guess I would have to port these files: https://github.com/LearnBoost/socket.io/tree/master/lib/transports |
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| 16:38.27 | hhatfield | $rlart |
| 16:38.27 | raifbot | blasts hhatfield to oblivion with a kamehameha wave. |
| 16:38.33 | hhatfield | ~rlart |
| 16:38.33 | ibot | drops a humongous exploding nuke on itimber |
| 16:38.43 | itimber | ouch |
| 16:39.00 | Monnok | $rlart |
| 16:39.01 | raifbot | raises middle finger to uxp. |
| 16:39.26 | itimber | but hey! |
| 16:39.32 | hhatfield | don't worry itimber. I think it exploded well before it got to you. |
| 16:39.42 | itimber | ya, that's comforting |
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| 17:13.56 | unum | does anyone know how to pass additional information to postgres when you authenticate |
| 17:14.02 | unum | I know it's something you can do with oracle |
| 17:14.09 | herlo | unum: like what? |
| 17:14.13 | herlo | host? |
| 17:14.24 | unum | external user |
| 17:15.01 | herlo | psql -U ?? |
| 17:15.39 | unum | so let's say you have a web app and you are using a username and password for that app |
| 17:15.47 | herlo | yeah, that's what I was just about to ask |
| 17:15.51 | herlo | you want to do this in php |
| 17:16.01 | unum | actually I don't want to |
| 17:16.06 | unum | I've done that |
| 17:16.13 | unum | oh ya |
| 17:16.24 | herlo | so what is it you want then? |
| 17:16.25 | unum | sorry I misunderstood what you meant by "you want to do this in php" |
| 17:16.35 | herlo | ahh, so php it is |
| 17:16.51 | unum | yes I'm connecting in php and I want to pass a string to postgresql that postgresql can use in triggers |
| 17:17.22 | herlo | I might suggest asking eggyknap |
| 17:17.26 | herlo | not sure about his php/postgres foo, however |
| 17:17.33 | herlo | I know his postgres foo is amazing! |
| 17:18.11 | carmony | josephscott: do you know if WordCamp SF has a speaker package? :P |
| 17:19.04 | josephscott | don't know for sure, but I doubt it, I think most do it on their own dime |
| 17:19.09 | unum | he'll probably know if this can be done |
| 17:19.27 | unum | I think I asked a while back and was told to just do the logging in php |
| 17:19.39 | unum | but I have become less and less pleased with that solution |
| 17:24.16 | mindjuju | i am not appeased! |
| 17:27.20 | carmony | Somedays I feel like "The Cloud" shows me it's other side: http://www.impactlab.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/lightning567.jpg |
| 17:27.49 | josephscott | $8ball can we trust "The Cloud"? |
| 17:27.49 | raifbot | josephscott - It is certain. |
| 17:28.05 | josephscott | $8ball have you ever actually used it? |
| 17:28.05 | raifbot | josephscott - My reply is no. |
| 17:28.36 | hhatfield | $8ball so you have faith in "The Cloud"? |
| 17:28.37 | raifbot | hhatfield - It is decidedly so. |
| 17:28.58 | hhatfield | $8ball has "The Cloud" ever been wrong? |
| 17:28.58 | raifbot | hhatfield - It is decidedly so. |
| 17:29.20 | hhatfield | $8ball do you believe in anything with quotes and capital letters? |
| 17:29.20 | raifbot | hhatfield - Signs point to yes. |
| 17:29.29 | carmony | lol |
| 17:29.35 | Monnok | $8ball Does that mean your faith might be misplaced? |
| 17:29.35 | raifbot | Monnok - My sources say no. |
| 17:31.34 | hhatfield | $8ball yes? |
| 17:31.35 | raifbot | hhatfield - Better not tell you now. |
| 17:31.40 | hhatfield | $8ball yes? |
| 17:31.41 | raifbot | hhatfield - Reply hazy, try again. |
| 17:31.47 | hhatfield | $8ball yes? |
| 17:31.47 | raifbot | hhatfield - Yes. |
| 17:31.54 | carmony | $8ball is it going to be a good week this week? |
| 17:31.55 | raifbot | carmony - It is certain. |
| 17:31.58 | carmony | w00t |
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| 17:32.13 | hhatfield | $8ball, a good week for carmony? |
| 17:32.14 | raifbot | hhatfield - It is certain. |
| 17:32.22 | hhatfield | $8ball a good week for all? |
| 17:32.23 | raifbot | hhatfield - My reply is no. |
| 17:32.27 | Monnok | ... i was typing that out |
| 17:32.41 | hhatfield | $8ball believe him? |
| 17:32.42 | raifbot | hhatfield - Outlook not so good. |
| 17:33.01 | hhatfield | ~castigate Monnok |
| 17:34.06 | macnewbold | for a second, that seemed to say something different |
| 17:34.25 | macnewbold | you may need to teach ibot how to castigate someone, hhatfield |
| 17:34.49 | Monnok | ~reprimand hhatfield |
| 17:34.49 | ibot | ACTION rounds on hhatfield, "hhatfield, you dang idjit! ^&*#$%^@. Next time you do that, i'm gonna give you what-fer!" |
| 17:35.13 | hhatfield | macnewbold: how do I teach ibot? |
| 17:35.31 | macnewbold | just instruct him - ibot, castigate is ... |
| 17:35.43 | macnewbold | though for that i think it is castigate $1 |
| 17:35.54 | hhatfield | ah |
| 17:38.47 | john_anderson | oh TDS bit on the strip search supreme court issue is right on. |
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| 17:50.04 | mgeary | link to clip? |
| 17:50.56 | mgeary | hey, has anyone here ever worked with .epub files? |
| 17:51.43 | herlo | mgeary: calibre is your friend |
| 17:52.46 | mgeary | meh |
| 17:52.48 | mgeary | i have calibre |
| 17:55.57 | mgeary | this looks interesting: http://code.google.com/p/python-epub-builder/ |
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| 18:08.48 | mindjuju | mgeary i have |
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| 18:23.22 | jsmith | mgeary: I've gone quite a bit with them -- what exactly are you trying to accomplish? |
| 18:23.28 | jsmith | mgeary: Write epub docs? |
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| 18:24.28 | TuxToaster | $rlart |
| 18:24.29 | raifbot | shoves a crumpet down hhatfield's throat, happy now?! Huh? Want some JAM with that?!! |
| 18:25.11 | mindjuju | ~write jsmith |
| 18:25.44 | mgeary | mindjuju: ever gauged the feasibility/availability of a browser-only epub viewer? |
| 18:25.58 | jsmith | mgeary: There's already a great one called Ibis |
| 18:26.22 | jsmith | mgeary: ibisreader.com |
| 18:26.35 | mgeary | not FOSS? |
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| 18:27.03 | herlo | mgeary: you want one that isn't FOSS? |
| 18:27.11 | mgeary | i want one that is |
| 18:27.13 | herlo | I am sure I can sell you one :) |
| 18:27.30 | herlo | ahh, a shame. I was going to make $1billion from your company :) |
| 18:27.45 | mgeary | good luck on that |
| 18:27.49 | herlo | lol, yeah |
| 18:28.43 | herlo | most of them involve 'hard work', 'time' and 'a bit of luck'. Seems kind of lame. |
| 18:37.50 | herlo | eggyknap: php drivers for postgres iirc |
| 18:38.14 | herlo | but I don't have enough understanding of the two |
| 18:38.15 | eggyknap | I saw something about "pass a string to use in triggers", which ... didn't compute. |
| 18:39.28 | jsmith | Didn't compute for me either, unfortunately |
| 18:40.08 | herlo | eggyknap: yeah, I was lost at that point as well |
| 18:40.48 | fungus | I think he was looking to be able to set some kind of session variable his triggers could read. |
| 18:41.10 | eggyknap | Yeah, when it also mentioned "logging", that suggested something of that sort. |
| 18:41.46 | eggyknap | I'd consider the application_name parameter that's new to postgres 9.0 (or was it 9.1?) |
| 18:51.19 | jsmith | eggyknap: I think what unum was looking for is postgresql://localhost:5432/test?user=root&password=root&application-name=eggyknap_rocks |
| 18:52.49 | jsmith | I haven't tried that personally, but it's worth a shot |
| 19:00.37 | eggyknap | heh |
| 19:04.09 | jsmith | Of course, you can always set it after the fact, as shown here: https://github.com/vrana/adminer/commit/e6843dfbc12755c2aebe266e6d7bebe71585a081 |
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| 19:33.38 | mgeary | hey, what's a decent free text editor for windows? |
| 19:33.59 | mindjuju | notepad++ |
| 19:34.08 | mindjuju | it's me favorite |
| 19:34.16 | eggyknap | vim |
| 19:34.28 | mindjuju | and it for sure rocks the casbah, possibly raises the roof |
| 19:34.29 | eggyknap | or emacs, if you insist |
| 19:35.28 | mgeary | mindjuju: thanks |
| 19:35.34 | mgeary | this isn't for me. it's for a non-techie |
| 19:35.42 | eggyknap | Then definitely not vim, or emacs :) |
| 19:37.22 | josephscott | ~karma vim |
| 19:37.22 | ibot | vim has karma of 17 |
| 19:37.26 | josephscott | ~vim++ |
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| 19:42.02 | unum | editpadpro |
| 19:42.06 | unum | or blue fish |
| 19:42.19 | unum | I know a lot of people whol like notepad++ as well |
| 19:43.14 | mindjuju | the plugins rock |
| 19:44.36 | herlo | ~vim++ |
| 19:45.14 | herlo | so here's a fun problem I'm working on solving today |
| 19:45.27 | herlo | let's see if anyone else has a suggestion, specifically git gurus |
| 19:45.43 | herlo | I'm working on geting LibreOffice documents to work inside git |
| 19:46.25 | herlo | so far, I can diff the text variations and actually have a filter that unzips and rezips the odt files regularly |
| 19:46.36 | herlo | s/regularly/on each add and commit/ |
| 19:47.12 | herlo | next, I'm working on merging. And was hoping to find someone who might have experience with a mergetool |
| 19:47.34 | herlo | the point here is to avoid working with the binary components as much as possible |
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| 19:51.46 | TuxToaster | $chuck-fact |
| 19:51.46 | raifbot | Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card. |
| 19:51.52 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 19:52.44 | ninnypants | can anyone tell the difference between the collections dropdown on these two pages http://dev.jeffbrandner.com/ http://dev.jeffbrandner.com/collections/furniture/ |
| 19:53.01 | ninnypants | the one on the home page is messed up and I can't see why |
| 19:53.39 | mindjuju | more space on collections under the word furniture |
| 19:53.45 | mindjuju | at least on FF |
| 19:53.53 | TuxToaster | ninnypants: oh you mean with the code? I noticed the padding is missing on the one of them |
| 19:54.02 | ninnypants | yeah with the code |
| 19:54.10 | ninnypants | sorry should've been more specific |
| 19:54.47 | mindjuju | that bridge inspired truss table looks awesome |
| 19:54.48 | mindjuju | btw |
| 19:54.51 | ninnypants | that home page should have the same amount of space as collecitons but doesn't |
| 19:55.43 | ninnypants | it's the same in every way even when I look at the computed styles in FireBug |
| 19:56.03 | ninnypants | mindjuju: I really want the bed |
| 19:56.15 | mindjuju | could it be inheriting from a parent? |
| 19:56.26 | mindjuju | bed is awesome too :) |
| 19:58.50 | ninnypants | mindjuju: as far as I've been able to tell they both inherit everything the same as well |
| 19:59.41 | TuxToaster | ninnypants: best as I can tell, it's *something* to do with the hwrap div |
| 19:59.48 | TuxToaster | it seems to cut off at the bottom of that div |
| 20:00.08 | TuxToaster | though even that div looks identical in both versions, computed style wise |
| 20:00.23 | TuxToaster | but the bottom of it ends slightly higher in the one that is causing problems |
| 20:01.59 | TuxToaster | if you increase the bottom margin to say 40px on hwrap it seems to fix the space |
| 20:02.21 | ninnypants | that's weird |
| 20:02.56 | TuxToaster | and that seems to be due to the wrap div that it's inside of |
| 20:03.00 | TuxToaster | it's set to 100px height |
| 20:03.30 | TuxToaster | but I think that's auto, doesn't seem to be set by css anyways |
| 20:03.44 | ninnypants | makes sense actually I think most stuff on the home page is positioned absolute |
| 20:03.49 | TuxToaster | on the working version, .wrap is 704px high |
| 20:04.44 | TuxToaster | but looks like the easiest fix might be bumping the bottom margin on the .hwrap up a little bit, if that doesn't break the other pages |
| 20:05.37 | TuxToaster | or possibly setting the height of .wrap in the css. Kinda makes you wish the computed style would tell you if JS set the height at some point |
| 20:06.09 | ninnypants | I haven't set it up to |
| 20:07.21 | TuxToaster | aha I bet I see why |
| 20:07.33 | TuxToaster | like you said, the stuff on the home page is absolutely positioned |
| 20:08.06 | ninnypants | yep |
| 20:08.06 | TuxToaster | so it's taking its height from the .hwrap div... 52px high + 38px bottom margin + 10px top margin |
| 20:08.11 | ninnypants | so it doesn't have any height |
| 20:08.25 | TuxToaster | well, it just has the height of the .hwrap div inside of it |
| 20:08.26 | ninnypants | I just set it to have overflow visible on home |
| 20:08.40 | TuxToaster | where the product page gets the full height of .content inside of it |
| 20:08.56 | TuxToaster | looks better |
| 20:09.03 | eggyknap | ~weather 84637 |
| 20:09.12 | ninnypants | yeah really weird |
| 20:09.16 | eggyknap | hrm |
| 20:09.20 | ninnypants | $weather 84637 |
| 20:09.20 | raifbot | 3ninnypants - 0,2current weather for 84637 - Clear 69f / 21c Humidity: 18% Wind: SW at 21 mph |
| 20:10.09 | TuxToaster | yeah, makes sense when you see where the height is coming from though. Just wish the computed stuff could tell you more of that quickly |
| 20:12.11 | ninnypants | TuxToaster: I never even thought to look at wrapper for some reason |
| 20:12.29 | ninnypants | ~TuxToaster++ |
| 20:12.51 | TuxToaster | :-) |
| 20:13.40 | fungus | ~weather KSLC |
| 20:13.49 | TuxToaster | fail |
| 20:13.58 | TuxToaster | ~weather LAX |
| 20:14.00 | fungus | ~weather KZLC |
| 20:14.17 | TuxToaster | duh, LAX is IATA, not ICAO |
| 20:14.18 | fungus | ~weather KU42 |
| 20:14.35 | fungus | ~weather KPVU |
| 20:14.45 | fungus | ibot is stupid |
| 20:15.00 | fungus | ibot, you are stooopid |
| 20:15.00 | ibot | fungus: what are you talking about? |
| 20:15.08 | TuxToaster | ~weather KPUC |
| 20:15.21 | TuxToaster | b0rked |
| 20:15.28 | TuxToaster | $lart ibot |
| 20:15.28 | raifbot | wielding the mighty hammer of Thor, Mjölnir, I summon lighting to destroy ibot. |
| 20:15.43 | fungus | $weather salt lake city |
| 20:15.44 | raifbot | 3fungus - 0,2current weather for salt lake city - Partly Cloudy 71f / 22c Humidity: 17% Wind: S at 17 mph |
| 20:15.55 | fungus | ibot, raifbot is a lot smarter than you |
| 20:15.55 | ibot | ...but raifbot is already something else... |
| 20:16.02 | TuxToaster | LOL |
| 20:16.04 | fungus | exactly. |
| 20:16.13 | TuxToaster | $weather my backyard |
| 20:16.13 | raifbot | TuxToaster - sorry, I couldn't get weather data for my backyard |
| 20:16.16 | TuxToaster | meh. |
| 20:16.24 | fungus | $weather moon |
| 20:16.25 | raifbot | fungus - sorry, I couldn't get weather data for moon |
| 20:16.31 | fungus | $weather utah |
| 20:16.32 | raifbot | fungus - sorry, I couldn't get weather data for utah |
| 20:16.41 | fungus | ~weather utah |
| 20:16.52 | TuxToaster | $weather outside |
| 20:16.52 | raifbot | TuxToaster - sorry, I couldn't get weather data for outside |
| 20:17.07 | TuxToaster | $8ball so, does that mean all of your weather data is for indoors? |
| 20:17.08 | raifbot | TuxToaster - Cannot predict now. |
| 20:38.13 | Monnok | $chuck-fact |
| 20:38.14 | raifbot | Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes. |
| 20:44.00 | ninnypants | http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2012/04/yutyrannus-huali-feathers/ |
| 20:44.32 | mahelious | ninnypants: just finished reading that. weird, eh? |
| 20:45.28 | ninnypants | not extremely they've known that dino's have had feathers for a while now |
| 20:46.16 | Monnok | they didnt on Jurassic Park, so it must not be true |
| 20:46.20 | mahelious | "for a while" is pretty relative. |
| 20:46.34 | mahelious | and yes, now Jurassic Park must be remade! |
| 20:48.01 | ninnypants | true but it's been quite a while like if you look at the images on wikipedia they have feathers as well https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utahraptor |
| 20:49.49 | mahelious | daniel craig can play sam neill, jon voight can play richard attenborough, but jeff goldblum must reprise the math nerd |
| 20:49.58 | hhatfield | $rlart |
| 20:49.59 | raifbot | DoSes jsmith. |
| 20:51.07 | jsmith | Ouch... |
| 20:51.10 | jsmith | That hurt :-p |
| 21:05.07 | TuxToaster | $rlart |
| 21:05.07 | raifbot | keeps mailing peno free America Online CDs until he drowns. |
| 21:06.01 | josephscott | $weather sandy, ut |
| 21:06.01 | raifbot | 3josephscott - 0,2current weather for sandy, ut - Partly Cloudy 71f / 22c Humidity: 17% Wind: S at 17 mph |
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| 21:11.15 | skinner | $rlast |
| 21:11.17 | skinner | $lart |
| 21:11.20 | skinner | $rlart |
| 21:11.21 | raifbot | throws kendsnyder's poor little doggy off a cliff. |
| 21:15.33 | mahelious | baxter! no!!! |
| 21:19.18 | josephscott | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kFGxH4wrs4 |
| 21:24.26 | TuxToaster | $lart skinner |
| 21:24.27 | raifbot | stamps skinner on the forehead with the official Troll marker. |
| 21:27.31 | ninnypants | been a while since I watched UHF |
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| 21:37.21 | TuxToaster | yup yup |
| 21:37.39 | TuxToaster | I love apps that work like Windows on OS X or Linux.... "This program requires that you restart your computer after installation" |
| 21:37.47 | TuxToaster | Me: "Oh, do you really?" |
| 21:37.53 | TuxToaster | *installs* |
| 21:38.03 | TuxToaster | App: "You must restart your computer now." (the installer will not quit and requires you to push the restart button) |
| 21:38.09 | TuxToaster | Me: *force quits installer.app* |
| 21:38.18 | TuxToaster | take that, stupid app. lol. |
| 21:39.08 | hhatfield | I used to alias stupid to sudo, so that could have interesting side effects |
| 21:39.28 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 21:39.57 | hhatfield | it was nice to type things like "stupid git pull" |
| 21:40.02 | hhatfield | or "stupid apache restart" |
| 21:40.05 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 21:40.09 | hhatfield | ~lolstats |
| 21:40.09 | ibot | total count of lol on #uphpu: 4226. Top 3: TuxToaster -- 600 (14.2%), carmony -- 507 (12.0%), macnewbold -- 478 (11.3%) |
| 21:40.11 | TuxToaster | that's freaking awesome right there |
| 21:40.20 | TuxToaster | d'oh |
| 21:40.22 | carmony | haha |
| 21:40.23 | carmony | nice |
| 21:40.27 | TuxToaster | carmony: catch up dangit |
| 21:40.44 | TuxToaster | apparently mac hasn't been lol'ing recently |
| 21:42.54 | romanovic | TuxToaster: you mean, apparently carmony hasn't been inflating mac's lols recently |
| 21:43.11 | TuxToaster | romanovic: no idea what you're talking about |
| 21:43.22 | TuxToaster | :P |
| 21:43.37 | josephscott | ~say lol |
| 21:43.37 | ibot | lol |
| 21:43.48 | TuxToaster | ~lolstats ibot |
| 21:43.48 | ibot | ibot has said lol 0 times (0.0 %) |
| 21:43.53 | TuxToaster | liar! |
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| 21:44.05 | TuxToaster | if only raifbot had a $say |
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| 21:44.51 | TuxToaster | ~lolstats josephscott |
| 21:44.51 | ibot | josephscott has said lol 12 times (0.3 %), ranked 20/106 (percentile: 18.9 %) |
| 21:45.32 | *** part/#uphpu amjith (~amjith@70.103.123.8) |
| 21:45.35 | TuxToaster | josephscott: all purely scientific, right? :P |
| 21:45.50 | josephscott | yep, in the name of science |
| 21:47.01 | TuxToaster | carmony: if you say lol backwards, it will lower your count. |
| 21:47.10 | carmony | suuuure |
| 21:47.37 | TuxToaster | well, I tried. |
| 21:48.49 | TuxToaster | or you could just switch to l0l |
| 21:48.53 | TuxToaster | ~l0lstats |
| 21:48.57 | TuxToaster | yay |
| 21:49.19 | hhatfield | ~loLstats |
| 21:49.19 | ibot | total count of loL on #uphpu: 2. Top 1: hhatfield -- 2 (100.0%) |
| 21:49.22 | hhatfield | woohoo! |
| 21:49.54 | TuxToaster | hah |
| 21:50.42 | josephscott | $mindtrick carmony |
| 21:50.42 | raifbot | (jedi hand wave) carmony you don't need to see his identification. |
| 21:50.58 | TuxToaster | hhatfield: btw, KSL's newsroom needs a spell checker. Just sayin. :-) |
| 21:51.16 | hhatfield | doesn't surprise me |
| 21:51.19 | josephscott | $google spell checker |
| 21:51.19 | raifbot | josephscott searching http://www.google.com/search?q=spell+checker -- http://www.spellchecker.net/spellcheck/ -- http://www.spellchecker.net/ -- http://www.jspell.com/public-spell-checker.html |
| 21:51.21 | hhatfield | which article? |
| 21:51.27 | TuxToaster | $google josephscott |
| 21:51.27 | raifbot | TuxToaster searching http://www.google.com/search?q=josephscott -- http://josephscott.org/ -- http://joseph.randomnetworks.com/ -- http://twitter.com/%23!/josephscott |
| 21:51.34 | hhatfield | $google raifbot |
| 21:51.35 | raifbot | hhatfield searching http://www.google.com/search?q=raifbot -- http://josephscott.org/archives/2011/05/an-irc-experiment-raifbot/ -- http://josephscott.org/archives/2011/01/uphpu-php-and-irc-bots/ -- http://uphpu.org/tag/raifbot/ |
| 21:51.39 | josephscott | nice, all three of those were me |
| 21:52.10 | TuxToaster | hhatfield: http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=19861694 -- "Utah Department of Technology Servises" <-- |
| 21:53.07 | TuxToaster | but earlier they had stat3e on there too. Just surprises me the number of times I spot glaring typos or even serious issues with a post on the site |
| 21:53.56 | TuxToaster | there's been times I've seen entire paragraphs duplicated or links not closed properly, it's just silly. heh. |
| 21:56.03 | hhatfield | yeah… that's the thing about news… sometimes fast is really important, and people make copy / paste errors all the time, but you'd hope they'd pay attention to the red squiggly line. (assuming they have one) |
| 21:56.19 | TuxToaster | yup exactly |
| 21:56.22 | mahelious | KSL Newsroom is an oxymoron. proof? pagetwo |
| 21:56.38 | TuxToaster | or that you'd have someone who double checks posts that go live for errors |
| 21:57.31 | hhatfield | although, looking at that link, I don't see the misspelling |
| 21:57.33 | TuxToaster | I mean, I do some editing for TUAW, and for the most part we usually catch silly stuff like that because we take the time to re-read the post after it goes up |
| 21:58.31 | TuxToaster | looks like they must have just fixed it... I copied it directly from the page when I pasted it |
| 21:58.40 | hhatfield | yeah. I forwarded it on :) |
| 21:59.27 | TuxToaster | but yeah, even a bot that alerted someone to possible issues goes a long way. Just bugs me when you see that kind of stuff happening all the time |
| 21:59.40 | TuxToaster | and mahelious: lol. PageTwo is a bit silly at times, yes |
| 21:59.40 | hhatfield | mahelious: page two is specifically not news |
| 22:00.10 | TuxToaster | I actually like some of their random finds on there |
| 22:00.31 | hhatfield | yeah… if you ever have something you find that you think would work, let me know |
| 22:00.58 | hhatfield | as in… random links and such |
| 22:02.26 | josephscott | they need an irc channel where we bug them in real time :-) |
| 22:07.32 | hhatfield | I think they have one… #uphpu |
| 22:07.48 | hhatfield | I mean… I got someone to fix that pretty quick |
| 22:08.27 | TuxToaster | true |
| 22:08.33 | hhatfield | maybe teach ibot to send an email to fixit@ksl.com |
| 22:08.47 | TuxToaster | I usually tweet to @kslcom or @MTBStephan and things get fixed fairly quickly |
| 22:08.56 | hhatfield | ~ksl http://www.ksl.com/index.php?sid=19859523&nid=711 typos |
| 22:09.24 | hhatfield | I work next to the devs, but haven't worked on the site |
| 22:09.50 | josephscott | have the publish action on ksl automatically file a mechanical turk job to read over the article, submit typos/grammar issues/etc. |
| 22:10.00 | hhatfield | I love it |
| 22:13.11 | TuxToaster | exactly |
| 22:13.58 | TuxToaster | thats what I've got going with one of the bots I run, it checks their CMS about once a minute or so and pushes alerts to the channel when a post is put into the queue, set to published at a scheduled time or goes live |
| 22:14.16 | TuxToaster | and in all three cases it does a curl and checks for missing images, missing tags, etc. |
| 22:14.31 | TuxToaster | if it finds a problem, it sounds an alert in the channel |
| 22:15.14 | TuxToaster | wouldn't take much to do a simple spellcheck on the text and alert possible issues for something like that. |
| 22:20.17 | mindjuju | TuxToaster - If there was a problem. Yo, I'll solve it. Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it. |
| 22:20.32 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 22:21.56 | mindjuju | :) |
| 22:22.38 | hhatfield | tis true |
| 22:22.43 | hhatfield | !lart Vanilla Ice |
| 22:23.23 | hhatfield | cursed 60% chance of hitting the wrong key… and I did |
| 22:23.31 | hhatfield | $lart Vanilla Ice |
| 22:23.32 | raifbot | takes a large goose feather pillow and swings it wildly in Vanilla Ice's direction, hitting Vanilla Ice and sending Vanilla Ice flying into the closet. |
| 22:23.41 | hhatfield | ~lart Vanilla Ice |
| 22:23.41 | ibot | installs a bad bootloader on Vanilla Ice and turns Vanilla Ice into a brick |
| 22:24.34 | ibot | takes large quantities of Krispy Kream donuts and stuffs them one after another down Chuck Norris's throat until Chuck Norris puts on 150lbs, courtesy of hhatfield |
| 22:27.21 | josephscott | $save Vanilla Ice |
| 22:27.21 | raifbot | runs into a burning building and saves Vanilla Ice from certain death. Is that enough? |
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