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02:30.52ninnypants$chuck-fact
02:30.52raifbotChuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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04:05.17ninnypants$chuck-fact
04:05.18raifbotIf paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.
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14:56.21josephscottfor all the brogrammers out there - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi_AAqi0RZM
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15:07.28Monnok$chuck-fact
15:07.28raifbotChuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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15:22.20eggyknapmindjuju: ping
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15:49.26ninnypantsmindjuju: ping
15:50.59DexterTheDragonmindjuju: ping
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16:03.36mindjujui'm here, just need like 3 minutes to fire off email
16:03.40mindjujuPMs accepted
16:03.56mindjujueggyknap, DexterTheDragon, ninnypants ^^
16:04.05josephscott~give mindjuju extra minutes
16:04.05ibotACTION gives extra minutes to mindjuju
16:04.29mindjujuthx josephscott!
16:08.10eggyknap:)
16:08.52eggyknapmindjuju: un-ping anyway, I was being st00pid and thought I had a question.
16:18.41mindjujuhard to imagine you being stupid
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16:24.06DexterTheDragon~dtdhit mindjuju
16:24.06ibotACTION stikes at mindjuju with the honorable scorpion punch knocking off an appendage!
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16:55.12mgearythe "honorable" scorpion punch??
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17:00.40mgearyah, crap
17:00.51mgearysupposed to freeze tonight. There go my apricots
17:01.17wpsmy tomatoes are nice and warm under may wall-of-waters
17:01.35mgearymeh. tomatoes
17:07.42carmonybrrrrrr... its cold in our house today :P
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19:54.23*** topic/#UPHPU is Utah PHP Users Group | uphpu.org | Meeting Thursday 3/29 7pm @c7: clintberry "Advanced PHP Deployment Strategies with Phing"
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19:57.21josephscott$weather 84092
19:57.22raifbot3josephscott - 0,2current weather for 84092 - Overcast 37f / 3c Humidity: 70% Wind: SW at 16 mph
19:59.30PoeticIntensitySunSparc, did you just send an email to UPHPU regarding an investment firm?
19:59.58PoeticIntensity(if so, no worries...  Just seemed slightly spam-ish, and wanted to alert ya)
20:01.09SunSparcPoeticIntensity: Yes, I did.  It was not spam.  There was another UPHPU'er that I spoke to and I was trying to connect back up with them.
20:01.27SunSparcThanks for watching my back though.  :)
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20:20.31josephscott~lolstats
20:20.31ibottotal count of lol on #uphpu: 4186.  Top 3: TuxToaster -- 588 (14.0%), carmony -- 501 (12.0%), macnewbold -- 478 (11.4%)
20:20.49carmonybah
20:20.52carmony~lart josephscott
20:20.52ibotruns at josephscott with an origami Swiss Army knife, and inflicts a nasty paper cut
20:20.56josephscotthaha
20:21.19josephscottI'm going to replace 'carmony ping' with '~lolstats'
20:22.04mgearyshhhhhhhh
20:22.59mindjujumy padawan just found out he's having a boy
20:23.09mindjujui'm trying not to scare him, since its his first kid ;)
20:23.29carmonylol
20:23.33carmonymindjuju: scare him!
20:23.37carmonyjust not me :P
20:23.44mindjujui was just thinking that!
20:23.51mindjujudude, it's all going to be good
20:23.59mindjujudon't you worry! ;)
20:24.24ninnypantscarmony: are you having a kid?
20:26.22mindjujuyup, carmony and wife having a baby, i don't know fi they've found out boy or girl yet though
20:26.29carmonyyup
20:26.34carmonygender is still unknown
20:27.04ninnypantsman I must not pay close enough attention to #UPHPU
20:27.15carmonyit was only made common knowledge on Friday
20:27.15ninnypantsor maybe it's because I haven't been to a meeting in a while
20:27.16josephscott~three cheers for carmony
20:27.16carmony:P
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20:27.27hhatfield$rlart
20:27.28raifbotturns uxp into a lifesized tux doll.
20:27.31hhatfield~rlart
20:27.31ibotbeats Bikerdan to within 2.54cm of his life
20:27.35ninnypantshow's your little one doing josephscott?
20:27.36mindjujuninnypants, he just announced it like 3 days ago
20:27.40carmony$lart hhatfield
20:27.40raifbotputs hhatfield into a headlock and administers a mighty noogie, rubbing half of hhatfield's hair off.
20:27.51josephscottgood, she'll be a month old this week
20:28.07hhatfieldraifbot: I need that back for this weekend
20:28.42ninnypantsjosephscott: awesome!
20:28.44carmonyNames already decided:P
20:29.13hhatfieldjust tell me your wife vetoed Jar-Jar
20:29.14ninnypantscarmony: will it be Harmony Carmony if it's a girl?
20:29.25mindjujuoh nice!
20:29.25ninnypants;p
20:29.45carmonylol, I almost dated a Harmony
20:29.51carmonybut no, Marshall and Chloe
20:29.55hhatfieldhow about Newton?
20:30.05hhatfieldyou can call him New for short
20:30.12hhatfieldNew Car Money!
20:30.20carmonylol
20:30.25mindjujuwhat about Cuthbert?
20:30.52hhatfieldor I guess it could be Gnuton
20:30.54ninnypantsmindjuju: like from futurama?
20:30.59DexterTheDragonwhy not Zoidberg
20:31.24MonnokDevn Ull ?
20:31.25DexterTheDragonit's actually Cubert in futurama
20:32.01mindjujui was just looking up weird names on a website
20:32.05ninnypantsDexterTheDragon: ahh ok I thought it looked a little off
20:32.05carmonylol, We could try the name null and see if it messes up any computers
20:32.17mgearylittle Johnny Tables
20:32.21MonnokYeah ^^
20:32.24mindjujuyup, was just going to say
20:32.28mindjujumgeary++
20:32.33mgearybuncha nerds
20:32.49Monnokjust means you are in good company
20:33.18mindjujucarmony, you could just save yourself a ton of effort and call baby
20:33.21mindjujuSUDO!
20:33.26mindjujusudo, go wash dishes!
20:33.26carmonyhaha
20:33.33Monnoklol
20:33.42mindjujusudo makeSammich
20:33.42carmonyNaw, cause when they disobeyed, who would I file the bug repport with?
20:33.49mindjujuwife
20:33.52josephscottyep
20:33.53carmonyLOL
20:33.53josephscott:-)
20:33.58mindjujufile all bugs with wife, she's the compiler
20:34.09hhatfieldftr, it was Bobby Tables
20:34.29carmonyShe'll blame it on my branch when it merged with her's :P
20:34.29hhatfieldhttp://xkcd.com/327/
20:34.33ninnypantssudo could backfire
20:35.04ninnypantssudo: feed me!
20:35.10ninnypantsat 3 am
20:35.31mindjujuhey ninnypants, we're trying not to scare carmony
20:35.41carmonylol
20:35.43mindjujuhe's got a few more months of ignorant bliss and quiet nights of sleeping ;)
20:36.02Monnokidk, first one isnt as bad
20:36.13Monnokmine got progressively worse
20:36.14carmonywell the nice thing about working from home is I can work whatever hours
20:36.31ninnypantscarmony: I thought that too ;)
20:36.32carmonyso if I have to work nights so during the day my wife and nap and recover
20:36.37Monnokcarmony: soon you'll be heading to loosecubes.com
20:36.47mindjujuhheheh
20:36.53mindjujuoh man, now your scaring him
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20:37.23herlomindjuju: haha
20:37.30herlocarmony: congrats, btw buddy!
20:37.37carmonyherlo: thanks! :)
20:37.52herlocarmony: really excited for you guys.
20:38.17carmonyyeah, I have a feeling that after october for a few months I'll be just a zombie
20:38.20herloIs Joanna on any bedrest or anything? Or is it a good normal pregnancy, tired and all that?
20:38.30carmonyshe is just tired right now
20:39.08carmonywe're just about to start the second trimester
20:39.27mindjujuouch!  here is where the fun starts!
20:39.35mindjujubest advice for carmony, don't take anything personal
20:39.38mindjuju;)
20:39.40herlocarmony: good deal.
20:40.03herlocarmony: I bet Joanna is the most relaxed pregnant wife you'll ever have. Enjoy it!
20:42.07mindjujuhey herlo, did you see i updated minecraft
20:42.22herlomindjuju: yeah
20:42.28mindjuju:)
20:42.30herloShaun and I are going to play tonight or tomorrow probably
20:42.34herlothanks!
20:42.55mindjujucarmony, one SUPER cool thing about kids, Corban and I got to play Portal 2 together, TONS OF FUN
20:43.01mindjujuand minecraft
20:43.24carmonyhaha, yeah, our kids are going to be nerds :P
20:47.17herlonerd is the new cool
20:47.19herlojust ask Bill Gates
20:47.39hhatfieldis he still a nerd?
20:47.52maheliousmoney has always been cool.  not sure about the nerd so much.
20:49.17herlohhatfield: I'd say yes
20:49.36herlomahelious: trust me, nerd is the new cool
20:49.47herlomahelious: like 'dude, you are so nerd!'
20:49.52herlosee how that works?
20:50.00Monnok$8ball Is nerd the new cool?
20:50.00raifbotMonnok - Better not tell you now.
20:50.45Monnok$8ball Is nerd the new cool?
20:50.46raifbotMonnok - Ask again later.
20:50.49Monnokaww
20:52.06hhatfield$8ball will you tell me?
20:52.07raifbothhatfield - Reply hazy, try again.
20:52.24hhatfield~say $8ball is nerd the new cool?
20:52.25ibot$8ball is nerd the new cool
20:52.25raifbotibot - Yes - definitely.
20:52.33hhatfieldjust have to know how to ask
20:56.07herlolol
21:15.31mahelioussomeone needs to start a company producing nuclear-powered planes.
21:15.58josephscottput wigs on the subs?
21:16.21Monnokwings?
21:17.04maheliousmore or less.  exclusively for cargo, no passengers.
21:17.52MonnokWhy not? Id enjoy a flying super-power
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21:42.39ninnypantsSunSparc: http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2012/03/23/an-ultradeep-image-thats-full-galaxies/
21:43.25mahelious250MB image, eh?
21:46.42ninnypantsyeah pretty awesome
21:46.58ninnypantsyou can see some of the arms in the galaxies
21:47.49Monnokpart of my mind just 'sploded
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22:24.09mindjujuso what do you guys do when you've hit dependency issues?
22:24.39maheliousgive up and mutter about lazy ass gnu developers
22:24.55beandoglol
22:25.03mindjuju:)
22:25.10beandogmindjuju: install stuff manually
22:26.10maheliousi dropped fedora 4 because of dependency issues trying to get the old mad dog wireless stuff setup.  havent really had any since 2009 or so.  thats why i love apt-get so much.
22:26.45mindjujujust installed OS, yum installed httpd
22:26.51beandogI'm dropping CentOS in favor of Ubuntu
22:27.03mindjujuwent to install php53 and theres where i got sadness
22:27.21clintberrymindjuju: Development box?
22:27.55clintberryIf so, I usually just install zend server ce and it makes it easy
22:28.00beandogmindjuju: that's easy to install manually
22:28.07beandogI'm sure there's an easier way though
22:28.09beandogrpms out there, somewhere
22:28.30beandogwaiting to be used
22:28.34beandoglonely
22:28.36beandogdesperate
22:28.39beandogunloved
22:28.47beandogit happens, you know
22:28.53mindjujuhere is what i got clintberry - http://pastebin.com/VV4TXLWb
22:30.47clintberrywell, here is one solution, but I don't know if it is the best. Seems like a lot of work: http://www.howtoforge.com/centos-5.6-php53-common-conflicts-with-php-common
22:39.15maheliousheh, was watching newsradio all weekend and now im reading webpages as jimmy james diatribes.
22:45.10mindjujui wonder if we'll make it to friday
22:45.49mindjujuthat's prolly unrealistic, I wonder if we'll make it to wednesday
22:50.07maheliousclintberry has to make it to at least thursday
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23:18.19beandogmy poor little box up and dies anytime I run vmware. :(
23:28.03josePHPagodabeandog: :(
23:28.55beandogI wanna get a newer CPU with all those nifty virtualization features
23:30.07josePHPagodait is nice

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