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| 00:29.00 | mgeary | anyone here familiar with xslt and transforms? |
| 00:44.30 | influx | Any JQuery peeps in here? |
| 00:55.09 | mgeary | but of course |
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| 00:57.21 | mgeary | well, i take that back. leaving now |
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| 01:08.45 | ninnypants | influx: I may be able to answer some questions |
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| 01:15.55 | influx | ninnypants: woop woop |
| 01:16.37 | ninnypants | hey |
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| 02:23.12 | josephscott | $lart crazy long class names |
| 02:23.13 | raifbot | urinates on crazy long class names. |
| 02:28.06 | skinner | $alphanumericValueUsedForIdentifyingUsersByCategoryIdentifier = '12a'; |
| 02:28.10 | skinner | josephscott: ^ |
| 02:28.17 | josephscott | haha |
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| 02:50.15 | carmony | hows the meeting? |
| 02:50.24 | josephscott | going ok |
| 02:50.39 | josephscott | carmony: how is painting the walls? |
| 02:50.47 | carmony | okay, did Mac remember about the book coupon to give away? |
| 02:50.57 | carmony | josephscott: they are getting painted, slowly but surely |
| 02:52.18 | josephscott | $chuck-fact |
| 02:52.18 | raifbot | Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stands on the porch and dares it to grow |
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| 02:54.30 | carmony | macnewbold: did you remember about the book coupon ? :P |
| 02:56.19 | Heartsbane | Ya first one to bring the head of Justin Carmony gets it ... right? |
| 02:56.55 | fungus | ~chop carmony |
| 02:57.25 | fungus | $behead carmony |
| 02:57.33 | carmony | lol |
| 03:05.40 | josephscott | ~lolstats |
| 03:05.40 | ibot | total count of lol on #uphpu: 3540. Top 3: TuxToaster -- 535 (15.1%), carmony -- 481 (13.6%), SunSparc -- 441 (12.5%) |
| 03:05.44 | josephscott | :-) |
| 03:06.49 | josephscott | $random-number |
| 03:06.49 | raifbot | josephscott your number is : 1,612,275,816 |
| 03:09.02 | skinner | ~lolstats skinner |
| 03:09.02 | ibot | skinner has said lol 43 times (1.2 %), ranked 14/103 (percentile: 13.6 %) |
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| 15:42.02 | Monnok | $chuck-fact |
| 15:42.03 | raifbot | Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. |
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| 15:49.59 | macnewbold | ~rlart |
| 15:49.59 | ibot | shoots Utah_Dave in the head |
| 15:50.32 | mgeary | jeeze |
| 15:51.12 | Utah_Dave | ouch! Sorry, macnewbold, I really did want to come to the meeting last night |
| 15:51.24 | macnewbold | your loss … ;) |
| 15:51.27 | macnewbold | it was a good meeting |
| 15:51.35 | macnewbold | we had a surprisingly large turnout i thought |
| 15:51.48 | macnewbold | it was ibot who picked you, not me, i have no hard feelings |
| 15:53.37 | jsmith | macnewbold: What was the topic? |
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| 16:05.06 | influx | Great presentation last night. |
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| 16:10.10 | *** topic/#UPHPU by macnewbold -> Utah PHP Users Group | uphpu.org | Current topic: jsmith |
| 16:10.26 | macnewbold | yeah it was a great meeting about Lithium |
| 16:10.33 | macnewbold | i learned a bit about Symphony too |
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| 16:13.35 | mahelious | any chance theres a powerpoint for those of us who couldnt make it? |
| 16:14.17 | josephscott | oh no! github went down? |
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| 16:14.58 | mahelious | http://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/github.com says it is indeed down |
| 16:15.03 | jsmith | josephscott: <rant>If only it was open source, and you could run your own instance</rant> |
| 16:18.34 | josephscott | github appears to be back now, woot |
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| 16:21.41 | influx | I second mahelious' question. |
| 16:22.02 | influx | err, about the powerpoint part. |
| 16:22.43 | carmony | those commercials where they show someone repaint a rool all easy-peasy and it seems quick, is such a crock. :P |
| 16:24.51 | josephscott | carmony: finished painting? |
| 16:27.13 | carmony | finished the part I wanted to get done |
| 16:27.19 | carmony | we're redoing the whole basement |
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| 16:29.30 | mahelious | s/rool/ceiling ? |
| 16:34.15 | mgeary | i painted my rool a few months ago |
| 16:35.07 | mgeary | so, i ask again, now that there may be more people alert. Does anyone here have experience with xml/xslt and transforms? |
| 16:36.46 | jsmith | mgeary: Yes, but I shouldn't admit it in public |
| 16:36.49 | jsmith | mgeary: What's up? |
| 16:37.46 | mgeary | jsmith: i've never really done anything along those lines at all. Clearly, i'm comfortable with XML, but that's about the extent of it. However, i have 3 XSL files that supposedly transform a piece of XML into an SVG document. I'm trying to figure out how to use them to do that |
| 16:38.10 | mgeary | is there some FOSS app I can simply use to merge them together to produce my output? |
| 16:38.16 | carmony | anyone here play l4d? |
| 16:38.17 | jsmith | mgeary: Yeah, there are a couple of tools |
| 16:38.23 | jsmith | mgeary: I'd start by using xsltproc |
| 16:38.56 | mgeary | okay. i appear to have that already on my machine |
| 16:39.06 | mgeary | trying it now |
| 16:39.10 | jsmith | mgeary: Something like xsltproc -o output.svg stylesheet.xsl input.xml |
| 16:39.28 | jsmith | mgeary: You can also use xmlstarlet, but I prefer xsltproc |
| 16:40.13 | jsmith | mgeary: (you might want the --noout option) |
| 16:40.28 | jsmith | mgeary: I find that xmllint is another useful tool (for figuring out whether or not your xml file is well formed and valid) |
| 16:40.57 | mgeary | i'm getting a bunch of "compilation errors", so maybe xmllint would help. How do i use that? |
| 16:41.09 | mgeary | i've got that installed as well |
| 16:42.44 | jsmith | xmllint input.xml |
| 16:43.07 | jsmith | If there's a valid schema for your XML input, you can also use xmllint --postvalid input.xml |
| 16:43.21 | mgeary | just outputs the xml |
| 16:44.18 | jsmith | If there's a valid schema for your XML input, you can also use xmllint --postvalid --noout input.xml |
| 16:44.33 | jsmith | (use the --noout flag, and then it will only report errors) |
| 16:44.42 | mgeary | okay. it seems to be happy enough with that |
| 16:45.09 | mgeary | but when i try the transform, i do get a bunch of errors. Some "invalid expression" errors |
| 16:45.28 | mgeary | Xpath errors |
| 16:45.32 | jsmith | Fun... |
| 16:45.33 | mgeary | so maybe my xslt file is bad |
| 16:45.40 | jsmith | Kind of sounds that way |
| 16:46.22 | jsmith | mgeary: Are these files you can share? |
| 16:46.35 | jsmith | mgeary: I'd be happy to take a quick stab at it, before I get dragged off to some conference party here |
| 16:46.50 | mgeary | sure |
| 16:46.53 | mgeary | i'll pm you |
| 16:49.04 | mahelious | carmony: i play l4d2 if i have some friends over. |
| 16:49.57 | carmony | mahelious: pretty amazing l4d fan movie -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=PGC-_o6QteU - warning, it gets a bit bloody in some parts. |
| 16:50.17 | carmony | it just amazes me what people can do with a small, limited budget these days |
| 16:51.23 | mahelious | ill have to watch it after work. danke schoen |
| 16:51.35 | mindjuju_ | carmony, i'll amaze you with what feats i can do with a small, limited budget! How much can i get from ya? |
| 16:51.44 | carmony | haha |
| 16:51.48 | carmony | $10 |
| 16:51.49 | carmony | :P |
| 16:51.54 | mindjuju_ | done |
| 16:52.06 | mahelious | thats enough to fund a full movie in africa |
| 16:53.11 | carmony | haha |
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| 17:07.35 | mgeary | herlo: ping |
| 17:07.53 | clintberry | sorry about the clintberry1 guy, I left adium open at home and my wife is using the computer. I just had her shut off adium |
| 17:08.59 | TuxToaster | $rlart |
| 17:08.59 | raifbot | pulls out his louisville slugger and uses romanovic's head to break the homerun record. |
| 17:09.27 | TuxToaster | clintberry: we probably wouldn't have noticed if you hadn't said anything. :P |
| 17:10.18 | josephscott | $chuck-fact |
| 17:10.19 | raifbot | Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life. |
| 17:10.44 | TuxToaster | $8ball are you from Mars? |
| 17:10.45 | raifbot | TuxToaster - Outlook not so good. |
| 17:13.11 | clintberry | TuxToaster: ha ha, I probably shouldn't have said it then. I guess it was just obvious to me since it is my name coming in and out over and over |
| 17:20.29 | mindjuju_ | is it true? taco bell to add a new ingredient to it's staple of 10 things that everything taco bell makes is made of? |
| 17:20.32 | mindjuju_ | http://gizmodo.com/5885792/taco-bell-has-an-85-million-taco-shell-reserve-prepared-for-doritos-onslaught |
| 17:27.12 | TuxToaster | clintberry: hehe, yeah I didn't even notice it had come in more than once until you just said that. We're pretty easy around here though, not like some channels where they like to ban you for changing your nick or hopping the channel too quickly |
| 17:27.36 | clintberry | Good to know :-) |
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| 17:34.18 | brycebertola | does thebigdog still come on here? |
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| 17:45.55 | TuxToaster | $rlart |
| 17:45.55 | raifbot | readies the nuke launcher and fires some rounds at pelaofeliz. |
| 17:46.01 | TuxToaster | $rlart |
| 17:46.01 | raifbot | readies the nuke launcher and fires some rounds at mindjuju_. |
| 17:46.11 | TuxToaster | hmm, not terribly random there. |
| 17:46.21 | TuxToaster | or raifbot is just obsessed with nukes |
| 17:47.39 | mindjuju_ | you remember what happened last time, right? |
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| 18:43.50 | mahelious | sometimes i wonder if ie6 persistence is just a conspiracy. |
| 18:44.15 | mahelious | some secret lab underneath microsoft dedicated to never letting ie6 die |
| 18:47.48 | jtsnow | http://www.saveie6.com/ |
| 18:55.28 | josephscott | $lart ie6 |
| 18:55.29 | raifbot | throws a AN/M-8 smoke grenade at ie6. |
| 18:57.56 | mindjuju_ | wow, i think the guys that made that website might be seirous |
| 18:58.43 | mindjuju_ | and look at this warning i got when i went to the site : http://screencast.com/t/gANBXQ8sSR |
| 18:59.26 | influx | macnewbold: What's the title of the book you were raffling off yesterday? |
| 19:00.09 | DexterTheDragon | influx: http://leanpub.com/grumpy-testing |
| 19:01.03 | influx | Thanks! |
| 19:15.01 | josephscott | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCjMGOvMghY |
| 19:25.50 | Monnok | ~josephscott++ |
| 19:31.12 | macnewbold | influx: "The Grumpy Programmers Guide to Building Testable PHP Applications" I believe - by Chris Hartjes |
| 19:32.14 | josephscott | for the quake fans: http://media.tojicode.com/q3bsp/ |
| 19:34.23 | macnewbold | nice! but mine gets stuck at "Tesselating face 157 of 3358" :( |
| 19:39.35 | macnewbold | nevermind, that was only on my firefox |
| 19:39.38 | macnewbold | chrome did okay |
| 19:39.45 | macnewbold | i was sad i couldn't shoot at stuff :( |
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| 20:16.28 | anphonic | Afternoon, I could use some help compiling php to match our previous server. |
| 20:35.14 | fungus | 6 minutes? that's all you wait for an answer to a fairly vague question like that? |
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| 20:35.44 | carmony | ping macnewbold :P |
| 20:37.30 | carmony | anyone here that went to the meeting last night? |
| 20:39.10 | clintberry | Yes |
| 20:39.29 | clintberry | carmony: ^ |
| 20:39.47 | carmony | did they give away the book coupon last night? :P |
| 20:39.53 | clintberry | Yes, I won it :-) |
| 20:40.00 | carmony | whew |
| 20:40.12 | carmony | the Grumpy Testing one? |
| 20:40.21 | clintberry | Yeah, I started reading it this morning. |
| 20:40.32 | carmony | do you have a twitter account? |
| 20:40.38 | clintberry | I'm driving to St George tonight, so I will read the rest |
| 20:40.39 | clintberry | yes |
| 20:40.43 | clintberry | clinton_berry |
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| 20:43.04 | romanovic | I wonder what the average time-in-channel is for non-regulars who come to ask a question |
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| 20:53.42 | TuxToaster | clintberry: hopefully you won't be reading it while you're driving |
| 20:54.01 | clintberry | TuxToaster: It will be while my wife drives |
| 20:54.04 | clintberry | :-) |
| 20:54.08 | TuxToaster | good |
| 20:56.31 | clintberry | Who is in charge of the UPHPU twitter account? No updates for a couple of years :-) I would be happy to volunteer. Just post a tweet every time there is a meeting |
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| 21:13.07 | macnewbold | clintberry: I don't know - I know it isn't me, but wps might know, or maybe mindjuju_ |
| 21:13.45 | *** topic/#UPHPU by macnewbold -> Utah PHP Users Group | uphpu.org | If you know who owns the @uphpu twitter account, let macnewbold know |
| 21:14.20 | carmony | lol |
| 21:21.03 | Heartsbane | the @uphpu twitter account is mine |
| 21:21.11 | Heartsbane | ok not really |
| 21:21.58 | macnewbold | ~pwn Heartsbane |
| 21:21.59 | ibot | ACTION logs into the machine Heartsbane is sitting at and pulls a fast one. |
| 21:22.00 | DexterTheDragon | http://uphpu.org/2009/03/27/uphpu-on-twitter/ |
| 21:22.55 | macnewbold | DtD! You rock! Thanks, I don't think I would have guessed thinbegin set it up. |
| 21:23.05 | macnewbold | ~DexterTheDragon++ |
| 21:23.07 | macnewbold | ~DtD++ |
| 21:23.39 | macnewbold | I like the initials, because it makes me think of super heroes when I say "dee tee dee" |
| 21:24.08 | mindjuju_ | ~dtdhit macnewbold |
| 21:24.08 | ibot | ACTION stikes at macnewbold with the ruinous sun scratch blinding macnewbold in one eye! |
| 21:24.18 | macnewbold | ~tunafart mindjuju_ |
| 21:24.18 | ibot | ACTION eats a week-old tuna sandwich with relish and walks over to mindjuju_, leg raised, to let 'em rip. |
| 21:24.35 | mindjuju_ | :( |
| 21:25.17 | *** topic/#UPHPU by macnewbold -> Utah PHP Users Group | uphpu.org | Your message here - contact macnewbold for details |
| 21:25.42 | macnewbold | hm, ibot says thinbegin was last seen in #uphpu 29 days ago. |
| 21:27.05 | john_anderson | macnewbold: I uploaded my slides in case anyone wants to reference them http://www.slideshare.net/andersonjohnd/uphpu-meeting-february-17-2012 |
| 21:27.19 | macnewbold | awesome! We had someone asking about that earlier |
| 21:27.55 | john_anderson | I wasn't sure where to send them, so I just tossed them up on slideshare |
| 21:27.56 | macnewbold | mahelious: ^^ link to slides from last night's meeting |
| 21:27.59 | macnewbold | yeah, that's awesome |
| 21:28.08 | john_anderson | cool |
| 21:28.25 | john_anderson | macnewbold: we meant to head to Applebees but had to send a sitter home soon, so we went south |
| 21:28.37 | macnewbold | no problem, i understand how that goes |
| 21:28.42 | mahelious | john_anderson, macnewbold: danke meine herren |
| 21:28.59 | macnewbold | mahelious: kazumtheit |
| 21:29.14 | mahelious | ive been meaning to get a lithium demo hooked up to sqlserver. think that will oocupy me for most of next week. |
| 21:29.27 | macnewbold | sqlserver as in MS SQL Server? |
| 21:29.27 | john_anderson | I think the only german word I know is schadenfraude |
| 21:29.30 | mahelious | yep |
| 21:29.37 | macnewbold | that's a word worth knowing |
| 21:29.56 | john_anderson | mahelious: did I meet you last night? |
| 21:30.31 | mahelious | unfortunately no. i wanted to come, but my mother was taking some guns to cabelas for appraisal and insisted on having dinner. |
| 21:30.39 | macnewbold | nice |
| 21:30.48 | john_anderson | li3 < guns. I see. |
| 21:31.03 | mahelious | macnewbold: theres actually an adapted from unionofRad that im hoping will make it a bit less scary. |
| 21:31.04 | john_anderson | I may have also chosen that, depending on the guns. :) |
| 21:39.58 | john_anderson | macnewbold: https://twitter.com/#!/grmpyprogrammer/status/170606492767109120 |
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| 22:06.05 | *** part/#uphpu jkr801 (~jkr801@c-67-186-196-19.hsd1.ut.comcast.net) |
| 22:12.59 | mgeary | hey, does anyone here have a mechanism they particularly like for quasi "push" messages from server to client? |
| 22:13.23 | mgeary | we're scoping out a video chat web application, and we need to be able to send things like, "herlo wants to chat with you. Accept?" |
| 22:13.28 | mindjuju_ | ~push mgeary |
| 22:13.28 | ibot | ACTION enlists tierra to push mgeary over the edge of a very high cliff |
| 22:14.03 | clintberry | mgeary: Using PHP, right? |
| 22:14.14 | mgeary | clintberry: no, probably python/django |
| 22:14.23 | mindjuju_ | that kinda sounds like an IM application, or are they logged into the web site? |
| 22:14.24 | mgeary | i've played a bit with PubNub.com, which looks pretty cool |
| 22:15.02 | mgeary | mindjuju_: yes, as long as someone is logged in, i'd want to be able to push messages to them |
| 22:15.54 | clintberry | mgeary: Probably not a good help, but i have been doing that kind of thing in Node.js and it is very easy. |
| 22:15.54 | mindjuju_ | have you thought about red5 on this? |
| 22:17.03 | mgeary | mindjuju_: we'll be using wowza for the video chatting, but it will be on a dedicated server. I'll need the web server/database to be able to send messages to people who AREN'T chatting |
| 22:17.15 | mindjuju_ | oh gotcha |
| 22:17.25 | mgeary | facilitating things between two people who ARE chatting should be handled |
| 22:17.31 | mindjuju_ | i didn't want to say the ... ... f... word too loud |
| 22:17.37 | mindjuju_ | open stands and all of that |
| 22:17.41 | mindjuju_ | people get snippy |
| 22:17.59 | mgeary | heh |
| 22:18.37 | mgeary | i could try to just set up a polling mechanism, but i suspect there are better ways these days, including stuff like PubNub and Node.js |
| 22:19.06 | thebigdog | mgeary, jabber |
| 22:19.12 | mindjuju_ | i've never had to inivte somebody to attend outside of an email, not much help |
| 22:19.24 | clintberry | Socket.io is a great abstraction layer for web sockets, but maybe that is overkill for you |
| 22:19.25 | mindjuju_ | thebigdog, what you doing here? |
| 22:19.35 | mgeary | heh |
| 22:19.38 | mgeary | ^5 mindjuju_ |
| 22:19.41 | mindjuju_ | ^5 |
| 22:19.49 | carmony | mindjuju_: the f-word? |
| 22:20.01 | mindjuju_ | maybe he came down from up on high to collect our "protection $$" |
| 22:20.04 | wps | macnewbold: how do I get my message as the topic? |
| 22:20.17 | mindjuju_ | @carmony i'll not utter it |
| 22:20.19 | clintberry | wps: I don't think you wanted to ask that |
| 22:20.28 | thebigdog | i am very new |
| 22:20.40 | mindjuju_ | but it starts with fl and aends with ash |
| 22:20.40 | thebigdog | i'm just a sad n00b |
| 22:20.40 | mgeary | thebigdog: how does jabber integrate with the browser? |
| 22:20.41 | carmony | haha |
| 22:20.45 | thebigdog | it does not |
| 22:20.45 | carmony | you mean... |
| 22:20.46 | brycebertola | what up bigdog! |
| 22:20.47 | macnewbold | we're selling our topic as ad space, to build up our pizza/applebees fund |
| 22:20.54 | macnewbold | who will start the bidding |
| 22:20.54 | wps | nice |
| 22:20.59 | thebigdog | what up brycebertola |
| 22:21.09 | clintberry | wps: I figured he would ask you to present :-) |
| 22:21.19 | brycebertola | just listening to the chatter, figuring i could learn a little more here than in class |
| 22:21.20 | mgeary | what i ideally want is a way to call an arbitrary JS function on a given logged-in user's browser. |
| 22:21.23 | *** mode/#UPHPU [+o mindjuju] by ChanServ |
| 22:21.28 | Monnok | i bid 5 internet points |
| 22:21.33 | mgeary | me congratulates mindjuju on his promotion |
| 22:21.33 | wps | how much to do I have to pay to advertise my pet fish? |
| 22:21.35 | wps | ¸.·´¯`·.´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸><(((º> |
| 22:21.42 | macnewbold | hmmm |
| 22:21.47 | carmony | $20 |
| 22:21.48 | carmony | :P |
| 22:21.54 | *** topic/#UPHPU by mindjuju -> theBigDog is back!! |
| 22:22.08 | macnewbold | wait, mindjuju promotion? what did i miss? |
| 22:22.12 | wps | koala bear? |
| 22:22.12 | wps | @( * O * )@ |
| 22:22.24 | mindjuju | promotion? |
| 22:22.29 | carmony | $25 -- because it is endangered... I think |
| 22:22.32 | mindjuju | ~promote macnewbold |
| 22:22.34 | mgeary | "member:mindjuju was promoted to operator by member:ChanServ" |
| 22:22.44 | mindjuju | darn straight! |
| 22:22.47 | macnewbold | oh |
| 22:22.53 | clintberry | mgeary: if you do look at nodejs, then take a look at now.js, which does exactly what you described |
| 22:22.56 | macnewbold | whew i thought i missed an announcement |
| 22:23.00 | carmony | lol |
| 22:23.07 | carmony | I'm bummed I missed last night :( |
| 22:23.11 | mindjuju | and i'm going to use my promotional boot to take care of some bidness |
| 22:23.20 | carmony | I got high on paint fumes until 11 at night... |
| 22:23.21 | *** kick/#UPHPU [macnewbold!~mindjuju@67.42.27.230] by mindjuju (MJ has fled the building!) |
| 22:23.24 | mgeary | clintberry: okay. i'll check that out |
| 22:23.28 | carmony | hahaha |
| 22:23.29 | mindjuju | rofl! |
| 22:23.47 | clintberry | oh my... ha ha |
| 22:24.09 | clintberry | Poor mac. Come back |
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| 22:24.53 | *** mode/#UPHPU [+o macnewbold] by ChanServ |
| 22:25.07 | mindjuju | :) |
| 22:25.30 | thebigdog | mgeary ping me if you need help |
| 22:25.36 | *** mode/#UPHPU [-o mindjuju] by macnewbold |
| 22:25.46 | macnewbold | unpromoted |
| 22:25.47 | thebigdog | was and I created a system using jabber for a website back in the day |
| 22:25.49 | mindjuju | very UNcool |
| 22:25.49 | *** mode/#UPHPU [+o clintberry] by fungus |
| 22:25.50 | *** mode/#UPHPU [-o clintberry] by ChanServ |
| 22:25.58 | thebigdog | wps and I created it |
| 22:25.58 | *** mode/#UPHPU [+o mindjuju] by fungus |
| 22:26.06 | mgeary | cool |
| 22:26.08 | *** mode/#UPHPU [-o fungus] by macnewbold |
| 22:26.10 | *** mode/#UPHPU [-o mindjuju] by macnewbold |
| 22:26.17 | mgeary | heh |
| 22:26.18 | thebigdog | very fast and scalable |
| 22:26.26 | mgeary | feels like we're in 4th grade |
| 22:26.47 | mgeary | thebigdog: i'd like to hear more about how you integrated the jabber server with the front end |
| 22:26.51 | *** mode/#UPHPU [-v mindjuju] by macnewbold |
| 22:26.56 | fungus | lol |
| 22:27.04 | macnewbold | ~lolstats fungus |
| 22:27.04 | ibot | fungus has said lol 190 times (5.4 %), ranked 7/103 (percentile: 6.8 %) |
| 22:27.14 | mindjuju | wow, demoted all the way to the bottom |
| 22:27.23 | macnewbold | <PROTECTED> |
| 22:27.23 | clintberry | ouch... |
| 22:27.33 | macnewbold | <PROTECTED> |
| 22:27.37 | thebigdog | mgeary: yeah used jabber with a database backend and then integrated it all at that level |
| 22:27.42 | mindjuju | kill -9 macnewbold |
| 22:27.47 | *** mode/#UPHPU [+oo mindjuju fungus] by macnewbold |
| 22:27.47 | thebigdog | allowed us to really handle stuff properly imho |
| 22:28.55 | mindjuju | i'm back at the top again! power! i reign supreme ! |
| 22:29.04 | thebigdog | mgeary: since it was back in the day we used psql for the backend |
| 22:29.14 | thebigdog | this allowed me to write some pl/pgsql for it |
| 22:29.20 | thebigdog | so it was all managed by the website |
| 22:29.37 | thebigdog | and it also allowed other clients too…so the site could work with either |
| 22:29.41 | thebigdog | pretty slick stuff |
| 22:29.43 | macnewbold | mindjuju: don't let it go to your head, and don't abuse it |
| 22:30.17 | thebigdog | this was a while ago…i am sure that the integration could be easier |
| 22:30.47 | *** topic/#UPHPU by mindjuju -> UPHPU | Utah PHP Users | macnewbold is the big daddy mac and he don't take no crap! |
| 22:31.13 | mindjuju | k, i've got 2 hrs to finish this install so yall don't bug me no mo |
| 22:33.26 | josephscott | ~give mindjuju some earplugs |
| 22:33.26 | ibot | ACTION gives some earplugs to mindjuju |
| 22:38.57 | mahelious | "I found a FREE website that automatically back's up all your computer files for you. Just go to www.dropbox.com." |
| 22:39.09 | mahelious | i really need to get off this email list. |
| 22:39.19 | mgeary | "back's", eh? |
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| 23:05.28 | Utah_Dave | mindjuju: you going be playing mw3 this weekend? |
| 23:05.38 | mindjuju | don't own it |
| 23:06.04 | Utah_Dave | free this weekend on steam |
| 23:06.21 | brycebertola | how long is it free? |
| 23:06.35 | mindjuju | oh :( |
| 23:06.55 | mindjuju | have cs midterm this weekend physics next weekend |
| 23:07.07 | mindjuju | oh and my home computer died |
| 23:07.17 | mindjuju | parts just overnighted and arrived about 10 min ago |
| 23:14.24 | mindjuju | curious - much ado about nothing - http://www.fox13now.com/videobeta/60e711ae-8269-4577-a89b-189ff4806173/News/BYU-student-s-honor-code-note-goes-viral |
| 23:15.05 | mindjuju | still though, i think the real topic should be, who appointed this guy to do this? |
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| 23:43.32 | Utah_Dave | oh, boy. My next assignment is to basically recreate Google calendar in PHP. Except without a staff of PHD's and millions in funding |
| 23:45.59 | DexterTheDragon | Utah_Dave: http://www.php-calendar.com/ done |
| 23:46.52 | Utah_Dave | :) thanks, DexterTheDragon. |
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