| 00:00.01 | PoeticIntensity | I know... |
| 00:00.04 | PoeticIntensity | Yoga is dangerous. |
| 00:00.08 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 00:00.09 | PoeticIntensity | LOL |
| 00:00.15 | PoeticIntensity | ~lolstats |
| 00:00.15 | ibot | total count of lol on #uphpu: 3520. Top 3: TuxToaster -- 528 (15.0%), carmony -- 477 (13.6%), SunSparc -- 441 (12.5%) |
| 00:00.28 | PoeticIntensity | LOLstats |
| 00:00.35 | TuxToaster | ~ |
| 00:00.35 | PoeticIntensity | ~LOLstats |
| 00:00.36 | ibot | total count of LOL on #uphpu: 622. Top 3: itimber -- 117 (18.8%), PoeticIntensity -- 80 (12.9%), TuxToaster -- 77 (12.4%) |
| 00:00.59 | TuxToaster | ~chuck-factstats |
| 00:01.02 | PoeticIntensity | ~bdhit TuxToaster |
| 00:01.03 | ibot | ACTION gives TuxToaster the Priest Flip of the Blessed Foulness |
| 00:01.05 | TuxToaster | meh. |
| 00:01.29 | TuxToaster | ~lart PoeticIntensity |
| 00:01.29 | ibot | installs a bad bootloader on PoeticIntensity and turns PoeticIntensity into a brick |
| 00:01.29 | TuxToaster | $lart PoeticIntensity |
| 00:01.29 | raifbot | executes killall -KILL PoeticIntensity. |
| 00:01.29 | TuxToaster | urm |
| 00:01.34 | TuxToaster | there we go. |
| 00:01.42 | TuxToaster | bricked. |
| 00:01.43 | TuxToaster | ciao |
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| 15:21.42 | TuxToaster | $rlart |
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| 16:23.56 | carmony | mindjuju or DexterTheDragon: ping |
| 16:25.09 | mindjuju | yo |
| 16:26.38 | DexterTheDragon | yo |
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| 16:27.30 | macnewbold | ~lolstats |
| 16:27.30 | ibot | total count of lol on #uphpu: 3520. Top 3: TuxToaster -- 528 (15.0%), carmony -- 477 (13.6%), SunSparc -- 441 (12.5%) |
| 16:27.43 | macnewbold | wow, tux is pulling away from the pack |
| 16:27.48 | carmony | .lol |
| 16:27.49 | carmony | :P |
| 16:28.02 | macnewbold | aw, with the . prefix it doesn't count :( |
| 16:28.03 | carmony | I'm in the mood for some techo-music-stuff :P |
| 16:28.18 | mindjuju | hmm, depends on what you want |
| 16:28.20 | macnewbold | mindjuju: spin some tunes? uphpu turntable channel? |
| 16:28.27 | mindjuju | right now i'm listening to adam freeland - costal brakes |
| 16:28.37 | macnewbold | linkage? |
| 16:28.47 | carmony | we so should have uphpu turntable channel |
| 16:28.52 | mindjuju | i could put it out on dropbox if you want to listen |
| 16:28.53 | DexterTheDragon | carmony: I'm rocking http://www.discovertrance.com/ right now |
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| 16:29.19 | macnewbold | it feels weird to say this, but there are days where i'm really in a mood for some skrillex |
| 16:29.32 | Monnok | go with it |
| 16:29.34 | mindjuju | but if you want some REALLY good stuff, i could give you DJ Mark V - Synthetic Mind Images |
| 16:30.17 | mindjuju | If you're looking for a 1 hit, i could give you Dallas Funk Factory's Mixmaster |
| 16:31.01 | carmony | well I just launched DtD's link |
| 16:31.08 | mindjuju | ah |
| 16:31.19 | macnewbold | clickable > non-clickable |
| 16:32.11 | DexterTheDragon | carmony: that the sound you're going for? |
| 16:32.18 | carmony | its pretty good :) |
| 16:32.35 | Monnok | what link? |
| 16:32.41 | mindjuju | DtD, have you heard James Warren - Fade to Grey? |
| 16:32.42 | Monnok | it seems i came in too late >< |
| 16:32.47 | carmony | http://www.discovertrance.com/ |
| 16:33.05 | DexterTheDragon | mindjuju: can't say I have |
| 16:35.09 | Monnok | hmm, ty |
| 16:35.38 | macnewbold | DtD: Nice! me likey |
| 16:37.36 | Monnok | $chuck-fact |
| 16:37.37 | raifbot | There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. |
| 16:38.54 | mgeary | jeeze |
| 16:39.13 | mgeary | trying to walk my sister-in-law through getting ANY sort of screen sharing app running so i can offer more help |
| 16:39.27 | mgeary | just trying to get her to download and run the Join.me app is about killing me |
| 16:39.43 | Monnok | sucker |
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| 17:07.13 | mahelious | when javascript goes inception: 'clickURL=\'JavaScript:fetchOrderTasks(\\"' + woid + '\\",\\"' + title + '\\" );\'' |
| 17:07.46 | captbrogers | mahelious then drops down into limbo |
| 17:12.45 | carmony | lol |
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| 17:31.16 | TuxToaster | $chuck-fact |
| 17:31.16 | raifbot | When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. |
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| 17:37.31 | carmony | lol... http://csiphp.com/blog/2012/02/09/the-interview/ |
| 17:41.00 | clintberry | carmony: Oh wow... |
| 17:41.05 | clintberry | expert at PHP4 I guess? |
| 17:41.22 | carmony | lol, I guess |
| 17:41.37 | clintberry | I guess that was the last question. :-) |
| 17:41.48 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 17:42.00 | Monnok | haha |
| 17:42.19 | Monnok | oh right, my lolstats need help... |
| 17:42.20 | Monnok | lol |
| 17:42.53 | TuxToaster | $lart Monnok |
| 17:42.53 | raifbot | nabs the moon and broadsides Monnok with the sea of tranquility. |
| 17:44.42 | josephscott | google and apple, the games go on - http://tech.fortune.cnn.com/2012/02/09/chutzpah-google-also-wants-2-25-of-every-iphone-sale/ |
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| 17:46.12 | clintberry | tphalp: Welcome! |
| 17:51.55 | mindjuju | so carmony, i never heard how you did on that DJ gig |
| 17:51.56 | josephscott | carmony: now I'm curious, when is the last time you wrote code that used an abstract class or an interface? |
| 17:52.11 | captbrogers | Well, carmony is popular |
| 17:52.16 | mindjuju | 2 days ago for me |
| 17:52.23 | mindjuju | josephscott^^ |
| 17:52.25 | carmony | mindjuju: it wasn't for a DJ but to be on their talk radio show |
| 17:52.33 | carmony | it didn't pan out, which is fine by me :) |
| 17:52.33 | mindjuju | oh, well did you make it? |
| 17:52.40 | mindjuju | ah dag :( |
| 17:53.05 | carmony | its all good :P It was more of a fun thing to do tuesday mornings |
| 17:53.27 | josephscott | mindjuju: interesting, I'm curious how popular they are in the PHP world. I tend to not use them |
| 17:53.33 | mindjuju | @ josephscott, it was homework for class |
| 17:53.34 | clintberry | josephscott: I used an abstract class and interface yesterday, but you weren't asking me. |
| 17:53.38 | mindjuju | oh well, uh, hmm |
| 17:53.43 | mindjuju | it was ... |
| 17:53.46 | mindjuju | c# |
| 17:54.10 | josephscott | that makes sense :-) |
| 17:54.23 | captbrogers | Release the hounds... |
| 17:54.42 | clintberry | I am also using Symfony2 framework, so lots of inheritance. ;-) |
| 17:54.43 | josephscott | clintberry: might make a good survey |
| 17:55.14 | josephscott | I'm still disappointed that PHP didn't just go the direct route with multiple inheritance |
| 17:55.36 | josephscott | inheritance doesn't always lead to abstract and interface code though |
| 17:56.13 | josephscott | multiple inheritance and named function parameters, oh that I could hop in a time machine and get those added to PHP |
| 17:56.31 | josephscott | I think it would have made some of the stuff they suffer with today a non-issue |
| 17:57.21 | mindjuju | :) |
| 17:57.31 | clintberry | josephscott: True. But they are prevalent in Symfony. Maybe you will like the PHP 5.4 traits if you want multiple inheritance |
| 17:57.58 | josephscott | traits in an interesting arrangement |
| 17:58.30 | josephscott | opting to throw a fatal error on method collisions, not sure about that decision yet |
| 18:00.29 | wps | i have an awful itch |
| 18:00.38 | josephscott | they have creams for that now |
| 18:00.49 | captbrogers | Talk to your doctor to see if it's right for you |
| 18:00.54 | captbrogers | That's what TV always tells me |
| 18:01.02 | jsmith | wps: There are three options: Scratch it yourself, pay someone else to scratch it, or convince someone else that it's their itch :-p |
| 18:02.42 | captbrogers | I vote for number three |
| 18:03.45 | jsmith | That's the funnest one, but typically the hardest |
| 18:03.47 | mindjuju | considering that the perception for the need to scratch is in your head, you could opt to ignore it |
| 18:04.18 | captbrogers | mindjuju: That's crazy talk. That's like saying I don't actually need caffeine to function |
| 18:05.30 | mindjuju | yeah, in retrospect, it has been said that "For there was never yet philosopher that could endure the toothache patiently." |
| 18:05.50 | mindjuju | ...so... YMMV |
| 18:13.00 | mindjuju | sunsparc, you around? |
| 18:13.01 | josephscott | $chuck-fact |
| 18:13.02 | raifbot | The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. |
| 18:13.09 | mindjuju | ~lart chuck |
| 18:13.09 | ibot | takes a rusty axe and swings it violently, taking chuck's head off |
| 18:13.24 | mindjuju | i'm still mad at chuck for being stupid |
| 18:14.25 | herlo | mindjuju: I do not condone your actions |
| 18:14.41 | mindjuju | ~flip chuck |
| 18:14.42 | ibot | ACTION gives chuck the .|.. ..|. |
| 18:15.20 | herlo | haha |
| 18:15.28 | josephscott | $8ball will chuck find mindjuju? |
| 18:15.28 | raifbot | josephscott - Ask again later. |
| 18:17.10 | josephscott | $8ball will chuck find mindjuju? |
| 18:17.10 | raifbot | josephscott - Most likely. |
| 18:17.31 | mindjuju | good, cause i need to have some words with him for being stupid |
| 18:18.28 | mindjuju | this is quite apropos for chuck : Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. |
| 18:19.40 | herlo | lol |
| 18:20.22 | captbrogers | Srsly guys. Why is it so hard to combine AJAX and file uploads? Maybe I'm just not looking at it right, but I swear this seems to be the hardest thing I've done |
| 18:21.30 | josephscott | captbrogers: http://www.plupload.com/ ? |
| 18:21.41 | captbrogers | I do not want to use a plugin |
| 18:21.57 | herlo | too bad |
| 18:22.01 | herlo | use a plugin! |
| 18:22.17 | captbrogers | I know there is about a million plugins to do the job, but I want to do this without relying on a file upload plugin because I want to have more control over it |
| 18:22.53 | josephscott | it's open source, rip apart in what ever way you see fit |
| 18:23.14 | josephscott | or don't, either way :-) |
| 18:23.36 | captbrogers | josephschott: I've been trying to do that with uploadify but it seems to be a bit too obfuscated for me to make much sense of it, though I have to admit I haven't spent a solid hour doing it |
| 18:23.45 | captbrogers | It's always just been when I have a spare 10 minutes |
| 18:24.08 | jsmith | Oooh -- haven't figured it out yet, and haven't spent an hour? First world problems... |
| 18:24.25 | captbrogers | ...release the hounds |
| 18:25.32 | jtsnow | apparently true ajax uploads are only possible in browsers that support the HTML5 File API |
| 18:29.09 | josephscott | $rlart |
| 18:29.10 | raifbot | dumps 42 tons of dirt, manure, and fish heads on captbrogers. |
| 18:30.51 | captbrogers | Manure!...I hate manure! |
| 18:31.48 | mindjuju | captbrogers == biff? |
| 18:32.00 | captbrogers | .4 internet points to you mindjuju |
| 18:32.29 | captbrogers | I think he is an underrated character from Back To The Future. He played his part so dang well |
| 18:34.08 | josephscott | $weather 84092 |
| 18:34.08 | raifbot | 3josephscott - 0,2current weather for 84092 - Haze 32f / 0c Humidity: 87% Wind: N at 0 mph |
| 18:35.40 | captbrogers | ? |
| 18:36.02 | josephscott | mercy is for the weak |
| 18:36.07 | jsmith | $weather 22554 |
| 18:36.07 | raifbot | 3jsmith - 0,2current weather for 22554 - Partly Cloudy 47f / 8c Humidity: 32% Wind: W at 5 mph |
| 18:36.09 | mindjuju | +! josephscott |
| 18:36.15 | mindjuju | ~josephscott++ |
| 18:36.35 | eggyknap | $weather 84637 |
| 18:36.35 | raifbot | 3eggyknap - 0,2current weather for 84637 - Overcast 39f / 4c Humidity: 65% Wind: NE at 6 mph |
| 18:36.44 | eggyknap | Good firewood cutting weather. |
| 18:36.58 | mindjuju | captbrogers was quoting obsecure 80s movie quote, i quid pro quo with one of my own |
| 18:37.10 | mindjuju | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kr24G8jQpM |
| 18:37.17 | captbrogers | I was born in the 80s, my knowledge is limited |
| 18:37.26 | captbrogers | Ah, I have it now |
| 18:37.40 | mindjuju | I have you now! |
| 18:38.11 | captbrogers | I wish I had a moustache like that ref. That would be awesome |
| 18:38.23 | josephscott | life moves pretty fast |
| 18:38.46 | mindjuju | if you don't stop to look around, you might miss it |
| 18:38.57 | josephscott | indeed |
| 18:39.37 | josephscott | how could I possibility be expected to go to work on a day like today? |
| 18:39.59 | mindjuju | i still believe the 80s were the pinnacle of the civilization of man, we're headed down hill from then |
| 18:41.14 | mindjuju | He'll keep calling me, he'll keep calling me until I come over. I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go |
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| 18:41.35 | captbrogers | I think everyone feels that way about a part of their youth |
| 18:42.00 | josephscott | what country do you think this is? |
| 18:43.45 | mindjuju | hmm, doesn't ring a bell |
| 18:43.52 | ninnypants | captbrogers: have you looked at using iframes for your ajax uploads? |
| 18:44.33 | josephscott | the attendant at the parking garage |
| 18:44.49 | mindjuju | oh! you got me! |
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| 18:45.08 | josephscott | why yes, I have seen that movie more than most people should, why do you ask? |
| 18:45.43 | captbrogers | ninnypants, no I haven't. Didn't know if I needed them when using HTML5 File API |
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| 19:03.52 | ninnypants | captbrogers: I don't think so |
| 19:05.01 | ninnypants | you just set the form's target attribute to the id of a hidden iframe it uploads your file through there and you can output information in the iframe that manipulates the main window |
| 19:05.07 | ninnypants | AJAX |
| 19:05.26 | ninnypants | or close enough for most things |
| 19:10.59 | captbrogers | ninnypants, I'll look at it, thanks |
| 19:11.57 | ninnypants | np |
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| 19:28.46 | clintberry_ | Any comments on this: I am setting up my phing build/deploy script and I am using git-flow on my project. So when I do a build and deploy, if all tests pass I have phing list the tags in git, and grabs the most recent two. It then lists all files that have been changed between the two and uploads them to the server. Does that sound okay to you guys? |
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| 19:33.56 | josephscott | I've never used phing, macnewbold we should put that on the list of presentation ideas |
| 19:34.50 | macnewbold | yes, that's a great idea |
| 19:34.59 | macnewbold | clintberry: want to tell us about phing at our march meeting? |
| 19:35.46 | clintberry | macnewbold: Sure, I am not an expert yet, but I could present the basics |
| 19:35.53 | clintberry | it's basically Ant built with PHP |
| 19:36.09 | *** topic/#UPHPU by macnewbold -> Utah PHP Users Group | uphpu.org | Meeting Thu Feb 16 7pm@c7: Dan Fellars drf23 on Lithum MVC framework (from CakePHP team members) |
| 19:36.17 | macnewbold | nice |
| 19:36.33 | macnewbold | we don't require expertise in our presenters so much as willingness :-) |
| 19:37.28 | clintberry | ha ha, okay. Well if this is for sure I will start making some slides |
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| 19:42.04 | clintberry | macnewbold: If you really do need a speaker that bad let me know at least a couple weeks in advance and I'll have it ready |
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| 20:05.36 | mindjuju | DtD, did you see this? Daft Steampunk - http://www.flickr.com/photos/ljinto/6235844187/in/photostream/ |
| 20:05.38 | mindjuju | awesome |
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| 20:33.48 | TuxToaster | $rlart |
| 20:33.49 | raifbot | sends a legion of lawyers after tierra's head. |
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| 21:06.50 | ninnypants | what's the best way to have Apache work under a separate user and group for each host? |
| 21:07.12 | TuxToaster | place each process in a cone of silence? |
| 21:07.34 | ninnypants | could work ;) |
| 21:07.47 | TuxToaster | I *believe* the idea is you have to have the SuExec module installed, and you set up a user and group in each vhost config |
| 21:07.50 | tierra | I believe SUEXEC is what you're looking for.... |
| 21:07.56 | tierra | heh |
| 21:08.03 | TuxToaster | I had a setup like that a while ago, but it was a bit tempramental |
| 21:08.20 | TuxToaster | ~tierra++ |
| 21:09.19 | fungus | Doesn't that only work for CGI? |
| 21:09.47 | ninnypants | yeah from what I just read it causes issues for PHP |
| 21:09.49 | TuxToaster | it's possible, I was running mod_php at the time and it partially worked, but I know it had problems with it not always honoring it |
| 21:09.53 | ninnypants | this is what I was reading http://httpd.apache.org/docs/2.0/mod/perchild.html |
| 21:10.47 | tierra | are you actually running MPM? almost everyone is using prefork |
| 21:10.49 | fungus | http://www.suphp.org/Home.html |
| 21:11.26 | ninnypants | tierra: probably not |
| 21:11.59 | ninnypants | I'm just running unbuntu's default Apache2 from apt-get which I'm sure is prefork |
| 21:12.43 | fungus | ninnypants, by default apache2 comes w/ mpm_worker, unless you also install php from a package in which mpm_worker is replaced by mpm_prefork |
| 21:13.32 | ninnypants | hmm then I wouldn't be surprised if I was running mpm_worker then |
| 21:13.47 | fungus | dpkg -l | grep apache2-mpm |
| 21:14.47 | ninnypants | looks like it's prefork |
| 21:17.30 | mindjuju | i like forks |
| 21:17.39 | fungus | I like spoons |
| 21:18.11 | jsmith | I like sporks |
| 21:18.18 | mindjuju | i think you would have a much more difficult time fending off a blood thirsty moose with a spoon |
| 21:18.40 | mindjuju | a fork, on the other hand, can inflict a nasty wound |
| 21:18.53 | fungus | and what good does that do? |
| 21:19.03 | fungus | You still die, and now you hurt the moose too |
| 21:19.30 | fungus | with a spoon you can die, and be peaceful of mind and not hurt the moose |
| 21:19.54 | captbrogers | With a spork are you left feeling conflicted? |
| 21:19.56 | mindjuju | anybody attacking me is at least loosing an eye |
| 21:20.46 | mgeary | my sister was bitten by a moose |
| 21:20.51 | fungus | People with sporks are probably crazy gun-nut prepper types |
| 21:21.04 | mgeary | no, really! |
| 21:21.23 | mindjuju | freddy, jason, T-101, ed 209, doesn't matter, you're loosing an eye |
| 21:21.34 | jsmith | fungus: What?!? You seriously think I'm that way? |
| 21:21.41 | mindjuju | mgeary, was she trying to carve her initals with an intergalactic toothbrush? |
| 21:21.42 | jsmith | fungus: (OK, so maybe I am... what about it?) |
| 21:22.16 | fungus | Go back to your bunker and wait for the apocalypse. |
| 21:22.28 | mgeary | mindjuju: well, it was an inter*space* toothbrush, which is actually one model up |
| 21:22.40 | mindjuju | ah gotcha |
| 21:22.51 | mindjuju | i did quote that badly, didn't eye |
| 21:23.03 | mgeary | well, 'twas no worse than mine, i'm afraid |
| 21:23.04 | mindjuju | hopefully i don't loose a corner off my geek card |
| 21:36.52 | mahelious | that would be bad if youre geek card corners lacked tightness |
| 21:39.06 | mindjuju | fatigue makes for a bad typing |
| 21:39.18 | macnewbold | i've been listening to http://www.discovertrance.com/ all day - mindjuju/DtD have any other good links? |
| 21:39.23 | Monnok | TuxToaster: i talked to Rox personally yesterday about getting pepper next run. Hope that'll make you stay here less stressful |
| 21:39.37 | mindjuju | ravetrax.com di.fm/breaks |
| 21:39.52 | TuxToaster | lol. it's not that big of a deal :P |
| 21:39.54 | macnewbold | awesome, thx |
| 21:39.57 | mindjuju | there are a bunch of feeds at di.fm |
| 21:39.58 | macnewbold | ~pepper TuxToaster |
| 21:39.58 | ibot | ACTION forces TuxToaster to eat a single Dorset Naga (oh yeah, 923,000 SHU, baby!) |
| 21:40.06 | TuxToaster | oi |
| 21:41.00 | mindjuju | only way to stay awake with less than 4hrs sleep, short of drinking a redbull or something |
| 21:44.28 | TuxToaster | $lart macnewbold |
| 21:44.28 | raifbot | takes a big bite out of macnewbold's jugular vein. |
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| 21:46.19 | mindjuju | there is a remix for this, i think it was on lara croft movie |
| 22:02.16 | TuxToaster | $chuck-fact |
| 22:02.16 | raifbot | Chuck Norris ended the song that never ends |
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| 22:27.29 | mindjuju | anybody here used jmeter? |
| 22:45.05 | itimber | I did once, but not enough to talk about it |
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| 23:13.37 | TuxToaster | $rlart |
| 23:13.37 | raifbot | turns NoCoolName_Tom into a lifesized tux doll. |
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| 23:15.04 | josephscott | $chuck-fact |
| 23:15.05 | raifbot | I named my left hand Chuck Norris and now it is my dominant hand. |
| 23:30.21 | wps | I've been hacked |
| 23:31.37 | beandog | did you leave your keys in the lock again |
| 23:32.00 | wps | left my workstation unlocked and paid the price |
| 23:33.02 | wps | coworker A mentioned my itch and coworker B invited the rest of the team to Taucono's on my tab |
| 23:33.58 | herlo | wps: sounds like what happened to me at UTOSC 2009 when I *trusted* undertakingyou with my laptop |
| 23:34.21 | herlo | I apparently tweeted about the rash that went up my leg to various unmentionable parts of my body |
| 23:36.50 | josephscott | just ask macnewbold nicely to please leave your workstation alone ;-) |
| 23:39.14 | josephscott | $lart the silence |
| 23:39.15 | raifbot | installs a bad bootloader on the silence and turns the silence into a brick. |
| 23:49.38 | beandog | ~enjoy the silence |
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