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| 16:04.30 | Monnok | $chuck-fact |
| 16:04.31 | raifb174 | Chuck Norris doesn't need a default route, he wills his packets to the correct destination. |
| 16:04.48 | influx | lol |
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| 16:05.03 | captbrogers | lol |
| 16:05.16 | josephscott | nice |
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| 16:08.52 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 16:09.11 | TuxToaster | since noone was in here last night... http://www.tannr.com/herp-derp-youtube-comments/ |
| 16:10.06 | macnewbold | yay |
| 16:11.51 | josephscott | youtube has comments? |
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| 16:12.51 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 16:13.07 | TuxToaster | now it just has herp derps |
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| 16:18.28 | TuxToaster | $lart josephscott |
| 16:18.28 | raifb174 | decapitates josephscott conan the destroyer style. |
| 16:18.43 | josephscott | $8ball can that be sewn back on? |
| 16:18.43 | raifb174 | josephscott - Yes. |
| 16:18.46 | josephscott | sweet! |
| 16:26.42 | captbrogers | So I think #utahjs is lifeless right now. Anyone any good at javascript or jquery? |
| 16:30.23 | Monnok | i think most of us can handle ourselves in JS, ask your question and we'll see how much better we need to be =) |
| 16:31.16 | captbrogers | Multiple file uploads with HTML5, progress meter/bar, cancel/abort capable, and not using a jquery plugin. I'm ok with doing it in jquery, but I want to write it all myself. |
| 16:33.58 | Monnok | k thats a lot. What did you need help with? |
| 16:35.02 | Monnok | i know there are a lot of mult file upload guides |
| 16:36.38 | captbrogers | I am stuck at the part of parsing through each item in the list. I have been using the .files function to list them, but is there a tutorial that will show me how to make them a queue rather than just a list? |
| 16:37.00 | captbrogers | I think I can work the rest out from there |
| 16:37.52 | captbrogers | Well, work out most of it, may still have to ask for help |
| 16:40.53 | Monnok | isnt the list itself a kind of queue? |
| 16:41.34 | Monnok | loop through each one, upload it to your server and wait for a success response before proceeding to the next item? |
| 16:42.53 | Monnok | its kind of an asynchronous ajax... jax, if you will? |
| 16:44.10 | captbrogers | Wasn't really working last night the way I was trying it. But I was stabbing blindly at it, so that is why I was hoping for a tutorial somewhere. I'll give it another shot and see if I can simplify it this time |
| 16:48.51 | captbrogers | ~Monnok++ |
| 16:49.03 | macnewbold | ~Monnokstats |
| 16:49.06 | macnewbold | ~karma Monnok |
| 16:49.06 | ibot | monnok has karma of 2 |
| 16:51.46 | Monnok | if you need specific help, itd be nice to have more specific examples of what the roadblock is. I know sometimes a game-plan can help, rest is syntax |
| 16:55.32 | captbrogers | Yeah, I know to get the best help you have to provide all the information including source code, but I was just hoping someone knew of a good tutorial somewhere |
| 16:58.39 | Monnok | i saw YUI and jQuery both seemed to have most, if not all, of what you were asking for |
| 16:59.47 | captbrogers | I've seen a way to use jquery's .ajax function, and I think that could work, but it doesn't have a way to accept multiple files from an input field, they don't have a way to read that and serialize it. It will only take the first/last file name depending on how you do it |
| 17:00.07 | captbrogers | I'd like to use jquery because it is what I am most comfortable with and then it would mesh with the rest of the application better |
| 17:00.34 | captbrogers | If you know of a way to handle multiple files from a single input, then I'd be happy to try that |
| 17:00.43 | Monnok | a single input field? |
| 17:00.48 | captbrogers | Aye |
| 17:01.19 | captbrogers | I can use pastebin to show you what I've got right now, but it will seem messy, then I can explain what I am trying to do step by step |
| 17:01.24 | Monnok | nah |
| 17:01.27 | Monnok | not yet |
| 17:01.52 | Monnok | does the user just type in the path/filename then? |
| 17:02.04 | Monnok | comma separated? |
| 17:02.31 | Monnok | or delimited somehow.. |
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| 17:02.48 | captbrogers | There is a way you can use HTML5 to augment a single input field |
| 17:03.08 | captbrogers | <input type="file" name="blah" id="foo" multiple="multiple"> |
| 17:03.37 | captbrogers | It will only show the full path to the first file, like C:/Users/me/My Pictures/file.jpg |
| 17:03.58 | captbrogers | However, using plain JS, I can access an array of files similar to the way PHP would handle it |
| 17:07.36 | captbrogers | This is a tutorial I'm working from right now, I haven't gone all the way through it because I recently found it |
| 17:07.36 | captbrogers | http://www.matlus.com/html5-file-upload-with-progress/ |
| 17:10.12 | Monnok | hmm, ill have to bookmark that, looks decent |
| 17:10.44 | captbrogers | Yeah, I also got a recommendation for an O'Reilly book: http://shop.oreilly.com/product/0636920018421.do |
| 17:10.47 | captbrogers | Looks rather good too |
| 17:14.00 | Monnok | though people have commented that the example doesnt show multiple working |
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| 17:16.12 | SunSparc | ~rlart |
| 17:16.13 | ibot | squeezes unum till unum turns blue like papa smurf |
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| 17:25.28 | TuxToaster | wait, sewn back on?? |
| 17:25.31 | TuxToaster | $lart josephscott |
| 17:25.31 | raifb174 | holds josephscott to the floor and spanks him with a cat-o-nine-tails. |
| 17:25.39 | TuxToaster | try and fix that one.. :P |
| 17:25.58 | josephscott | what happen to the bot nick? |
| 17:26.15 | TuxToaster | dunno, he's been that way since Saturday I believe |
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| 17:26.35 | captbrogers | Monnok: I was hoping it would. May have to buy a book to get a decent example |
| 17:26.42 | josephscott | $8ball soothing weekend at a spa to get over the cat-o-nine-tails? |
| 17:26.43 | raifbot | josephscott - Very doubtful. |
| 17:26.46 | josephscott | bummer |
| 17:26.51 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 17:26.58 | TuxToaster | err |
| 17:27.00 | TuxToaster | limh |
| 17:27.01 | TuxToaster | :P |
| 17:27.29 | Monnok | $8ball will buying a book help captbrogers with his JS project? |
| 17:27.29 | raifbot | Monnok - Ask again later. |
| 17:28.10 | Monnok | $8ball will buying a book help captbrogers with his JS project? |
| 17:28.10 | raifbot | Monnok - Better not tell you now. |
| 17:28.14 | Monnok | omg |
| 17:28.28 | captbrogers | frick |
| 17:28.29 | TuxToaster | $8ball are you refusing to answer Monnok |
| 17:28.30 | raifbot | TuxToaster - Reply hazy, try again. |
| 17:28.33 | TuxToaster | ... |
| 17:28.39 | TuxToaster | $8ball are you stubborn? |
| 17:28.39 | raifbot | TuxToaster - It is certain. |
| 17:29.38 | josephscott | haha |
| 17:29.46 | josephscott | $8ball are you sure you are random? |
| 17:29.47 | raifbot | josephscott - As I see it, yes. |
| 17:30.47 | TuxToaster | $8ball is your definition of random "artificially intelligent"? |
| 17:30.47 | raifbot | TuxToaster - Most likely. |
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| 17:39.35 | captbrogers | Clever girl... |
| 17:44.39 | macnewbold | ~velociraptor captbrogers |
| 17:45.59 | captbrogers | Perhaps |
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| 18:20.33 | skinner1 | Todays "Daily Happy Article": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon |
| 18:25.08 | captbrogers | I bought some this morning, I plan to have bacon Saturday morning |
| 18:53.04 | captbrogers | fd2f3fnadjafjijaf asdaf daf0 <-- banging head on keyboard |
| 18:53.25 | herlo | captbrogers: thought that might be your ssh passphrase :) |
| 18:53.44 | captbrogers | "About three things I was absolutly positive. |
| 18:53.44 | captbrogers | First, Edward was a vampire. |
| 18:53.44 | captbrogers | Second, there was a part of him- and I didn't know how dominant that part might be- that thirsted for my blood. |
| 18:53.44 | captbrogers | And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him." |
| 18:53.57 | captbrogers | Sorry, banged my head again. That was awkward. |
| 18:54.14 | Monnok | lol, i see what you did there |
| 18:54.21 | captbrogers | trollololol |
| 18:55.08 | Monnok | did you read the Baby Names xkcd last week? |
| 18:55.09 | captbrogers | Just spent $30 for a JS book to help with a project I'm working on, come to find out there is a single parameter to jQuery's AJAX function that will fix my problem simply by envoking it and setting it to false. F.M.L. |
| 18:55.21 | captbrogers | Monnok: Yes. I laughed a little inside |
| 18:55.22 | Monnok | async? |
| 18:55.30 | captbrogers | processData: false |
| 18:55.40 | Monnok | whats that one do? |
| 18:55.53 | captbrogers | It skips trying to serialize the form inputs and doesn't expect them to be as such, then you can pass them straight to the back-end |
| 18:56.10 | captbrogers | So: |
| 18:56.38 | skinner1 | $rlart captbrogers |
| 18:56.38 | raifbot | rm -rf's mindjuju. |
| 18:56.50 | skinner1 | ~rlart captbrogers |
| 18:57.04 | skinner1 | $lart captbrogers |
| 18:57.04 | raifbot | stamps captbrogers on the forehead with the official Troll marker. |
| 18:57.05 | herlo | skinner, just lart |
| 18:57.05 | captbrogers | $.ajax({ |
| 18:57.05 | captbrogers | <PROTECTED> |
| 18:57.05 | captbrogers | <PROTECTED> |
| 18:57.05 | captbrogers | <PROTECTED> |
| 18:57.05 | captbrogers | <PROTECTED> |
| 18:57.06 | captbrogers | <PROTECTED> |
| 18:57.06 | captbrogers | }): |
| 18:57.12 | herlo | ~lart captbrogers |
| 18:57.12 | ibot | makes a balloon animal out of captbrogers |
| 18:57.15 | captbrogers | That does it |
| 18:57.20 | herlo | ~paste captbrogers |
| 18:57.21 | captbrogers | *flips table* |
| 18:57.35 | herlo | skinner1: like that :) |
| 18:57.58 | skinner1 | thanks:) |
| 18:58.57 | josephscott | $chuck-fact |
| 18:58.57 | raifbot | One day a kid in school was asked a math question. He simply said "Chuck Norris" and the teacher said he was wrong. The teacher was never seen again. |
| 19:00.01 | influx | Ha. |
| 19:01.42 | captbrogers | I've noticed something. I drink a lot less soda when I buy a two liter and drink it one cup at a time rather than straight from the bottle |
| 19:01.57 | Monnok | why would you want to do that? |
| 19:02.22 | captbrogers | Drink from a cup? Promised my wife I'd cut back on the stuff |
| 19:03.50 | herlo | meh |
| 19:06.45 | TuxToaster | $rlart |
| 19:06.45 | raifbot | puts PoeticIntensity through a wood chipper. |
| 19:07.19 | TuxToaster | *grrrrinnnd* *thunk* *thunk* *thunk* |
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| 19:10.24 | mindjuju | carmony - what up with this? https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/422200_2892289260316_1052807469_32867766_895686221_n.jpg |
| 19:10.46 | Monnok | rofl |
| 19:12.36 | TuxToaster | LOL |
| 19:12.49 | PoeticIntensity | ooohhh..... the war is ON! |
| 19:13.02 | PoeticIntensity | ~tunafart TuxToaster |
| 19:13.02 | ibot | ACTION eats a week-old tuna sandwich with relish and walks over to TuxToaster, leg raised, to let 'em rip. |
| 19:13.31 | TuxToaster | ~splunk PoeticIntensity |
| 19:13.36 | TuxToaster | meh. |
| 19:13.40 | PoeticIntensity | boom! |
| 19:13.42 | PoeticIntensity | ~dhit TuxToaster |
| 19:13.43 | ibot | ACTION performs Dog Collar of the Heavens on TuxToaster |
| 19:13.50 | TuxToaster | ~slap PoeticIntensity |
| 19:13.50 | ibot | ACTION slaps PoeticIntensity, keep your grubby fingers to yourself! |
| 19:14.48 | captbrogers | ~mindjuju++ |
| 19:15.54 | captbrogers | mindjuju: That caused a literal "lol" |
| 19:16.03 | skinner1 | It's true, I smelt it |
| 19:18.34 | josephscott | That's Ogden, haha! |
| 19:18.47 | carmony | LOL, that is tooooo funny |
| 19:20.59 | josephscott | $lart Ogden |
| 19:20.59 | raifbot | pulls out his louisville slugger and uses Ogden's head to break the homerun record. |
| 19:21.04 | josephscott | $weather ogden |
| 19:21.04 | raifbot | 3josephscott - 0,2current weather for ogden - Clear 32f / 0c Humidity: 56% Wind: W at 4 mph |
| 19:21.23 | captbrogers | That's the wrong information. It totally missed all the elephant skeletons. |
| 19:21.48 | mindjuju | i've only been to ogden once, for a geek lunch at Chipotle |
| 19:21.58 | mindjuju | it was alright eats, but not write home to mama worthy |
| 19:22.12 | TuxToaster | mindjuju: unless mama lives in Ogden. |
| 19:23.01 | mindjuju | well, even if my mama was sitting next to me on the couch and I only had Chipotle or Physics class to talk about, i'd prolly go physics chat |
| 19:23.16 | TuxToaster | heh |
| 19:23.59 | mindjuju | it wasn't bad, it was prolly like taco bell + .5 = chipotle |
| 19:29.24 | josephscott | $lart mindjuju |
| 19:29.25 | raifbot | cats /dev/urandom into mindjuju's ear. |
| 19:29.36 | josephscott | I like chipotle |
| 19:29.56 | josephscott | can't believe you mentioned taco bell in the same line |
| 19:33.01 | ninnypants | would $chuck-norris-attack only ever attack mindjuju? |
| 19:33.23 | skinner1 | lol |
| 19:41.45 | mindjuju | @josephscott, i didn't say it was bad, it's good for fast food Mexican-like food |
| 19:41.49 | mindjuju | ;) |
| 19:42.17 | mahelious | cafe rio < chipotle < barbacoa |
| 19:42.47 | mahelious | but all of that is inferior to betos |
| 19:42.53 | mindjuju | true that |
| 19:43.06 | josephscott | betos? |
| 19:43.10 | macnewbold | ?!? you guys are smoking something |
| 19:43.17 | mindjuju | and that costa vida place? i couldn't get them to give me a burrito that wasn't sweet |
| 19:43.23 | macnewbold | i'd take cafe rio or costa vida over chipotle/barbacoa any day of the week |
| 19:43.42 | josephscott | $8ball are we smoking something? |
| 19:43.42 | raifbot | josephscott - Yes. |
| 19:43.43 | mindjuju | oh man, i went to the costa vida place at school, it was barf |
| 19:43.50 | macnewbold | i <3 sweet pork burritos, enchilada style, smothered in sauce and cheese |
| 19:44.20 | mindjuju | i'd eat a cardboard box with cholula before i'd eat another buritto from costa vida |
| 19:44.37 | macnewbold | that would be interesting to watch.... |
| 19:44.46 | mindjuju | where is my web cam |
| 19:44.47 | macnewbold | mindjuju: how goes the UTOSC stuff? |
| 19:44.55 | mahelious | costa vida? really? tastes exactly the same as every other place and costs an arm more |
| 19:45.03 | mindjuju | awesome |
| 19:45.12 | macnewbold | lots of submissions for talks? |
| 19:45.49 | mindjuju | actuallly, i'm in process of letting usergroup leaders in to look at submissions and start to decide presos for tracks |
| 19:46.06 | macnewbold | nice |
| 19:46.28 | mindjuju | i just need to work out a preso -> track solution |
| 19:46.32 | mindjuju | that's the hold up right now |
| 19:46.43 | macnewbold | it would be great if the talks i want to go to are at different times, instead of having 2 slots with nothing i'm excited about, followed by one where i want to be in all three talks at once |
| 19:46.49 | macnewbold | but its hard |
| 19:50.11 | mindjuju | on the prvious topic though, betos rocks the casbah |
| 19:52.31 | romanovic | beto's breakfast burrito is great at 3:00am |
| 19:52.35 | mindjuju | if yall want the REALLY REAL stuff, la fuente in Lehi has the goods |
| 19:52.51 | mindjuju | the Menudo is spot on to what was served in my house on Sunday mornings |
| 19:53.41 | mindjuju | and in case you're wondering, i know EXACTLY what menudo is, i have a family recipe for it, have prepared it, no my wife and son won't look at it |
| 19:53.57 | mindjuju | leaves more for me :) |
| 19:54.27 | fungus | A restaurant that plays old 80's boyband music? |
| 19:54.44 | mindjuju | touche! |
| 19:55.11 | fungus | I prefer older Ricky Martin personally |
| 19:56.11 | fungus | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHRjWauwpvE |
| 19:56.48 | fungus | vs. |
| 19:56.49 | fungus | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p47fEXGabaY |
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| 19:58.00 | mgeary | were there boybands in the 80s? |
| 19:58.03 | captbrogers | I'd like to inform everyone that I'm puttin' on the ritz |
| 19:58.26 | fungus | mgeary, of course. |
| 19:58.48 | fungus | Menudo, New Kids on the Block, etc |
| 20:02.50 | mindjuju | captbrogers is that putting on the ritz : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ-aRwEbp5I or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6rqXHX3O48 |
| 20:03.53 | mindjuju | ah steve, yo so funny |
| 20:09.06 | DexterTheDragon | mindjuju: this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_W5QnO5UGk |
| 20:10.38 | mindjuju | i think i prefer frakenSteve |
| 20:12.54 | mindjuju | course there is this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6XUEE6Pxhk |
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| 20:25.26 | mgeary | jeeze. did you guys see this deal with Josh Powell? |
| 20:26.21 | captbrogers | mgeary: Yes. I don't know if he actually killed her, but I honestly believe he knew what happened if he didn't do it himself. Completely horrible, the whole thing |
| 20:26.39 | captbrogers | minjuju: Maybe I do, but I can't vouch for how well I can do it |
| 20:26.44 | mgeary | i just can't think of anything more awful than killing your own chld |
| 20:27.02 | captbrogers | No kidding, I feel guilty for yelling at my kids |
| 20:27.50 | captbrogers | I can't get my head around someone sane hurting their kid |
| 20:28.18 | mindjuju | i think everything rapidly escalated when the 4yr old boy started talking about the night his mom went missing, and he remembers dad putting mom in the trunk |
| 20:28.45 | mindjuju | i'm not sure how the timeline in days, but that should have stopped everything |
| 20:33.03 | mgeary | anyone here done much with squid? |
| 20:33.47 | skinner1 | mgeary: I've been wanting to try it |
| 20:34.43 | mindjuju | we were using squid for a local proxy, but it died and I didn't rebuild it |
| 20:35.01 | mindjuju | i didn't see that much benefit that we didn't already get out of the browser cache |
| 20:35.31 | mindjuju | plus fungus told me to take it out back and shoot it, first chance i got |
| 20:36.51 | fungus | Using squid for only caching is usually wasteful and causes more problems than it solves. |
| 20:37.14 | fungus | Though, it can be used in other ways to do really cool stuff. |
| 20:37.38 | fungus | http://www.ex-parrot.com/~pete/upside-down-ternet.html |
| 20:37.56 | jsmith | fungus: You're giving away all my April Fool's Day tricks! |
| 20:38.08 | jsmith | fungus: Now you've ruined it :-( |
| 20:38.09 | fungus | lol |
| 20:38.12 | fungus | oops |
| 20:39.19 | fungus | mgeary, I did some stuff w/ squid years back for content filtering. |
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| 20:57.13 | skinner1 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQO-aOdJLiw |
| 20:57.31 | captbrogers | I...wait...what? |
| 20:58.23 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 20:58.33 | TuxToaster | been a while sinve I've seen that |
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| 21:05.13 | TuxToaster | http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=jX3iLfcMDCw |
| 21:09.38 | mindjuju | TuxToaster, that's messed up |
| 21:09.55 | TuxToaster | very true |
| 21:10.17 | TuxToaster | how about http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP3gzee1cps |
| 21:10.22 | TuxToaster | much less messed up. |
| 21:11.03 | mindjuju | curious |
| 21:12.12 | mindjuju | sure wish we could just switch over to LAMP |
| 21:13.36 | TuxToaster | yeah, no joke. I hate trying to work with Windows boxes running PHP |
| 21:13.49 | TuxToaster | for dev? Okay, if that's what floats your boat. But not for production. |
| 21:14.50 | mindjuju | i just don't understand what started as a known memory leak in sqlsrv (MS solution to mssql) for PHP could persist into their v2 and their CTP v3 |
| 21:16.01 | mindjuju | here is documentation - http://social.msdn.microsoft.com/Forums/en-US/sqldriverforphp/thread/7e419559-0d8f-4cea-a2ae-28b71a800f63 |
| 21:16.07 | mindjuju | sadly not enough to get us headed towards lamp |
| 21:33.18 | SunSparc | ~console mindjuju |
| 21:33.18 | ibot | ACTION gives mindjuju the consolation moose |
| 21:38.17 | captbrogers | So I'm not gonna lie, I am seeing the Mt. Dew Buffalo right now. |
| 21:39.36 | SunSparc | ? |
| 21:40.02 | captbrogers | A Mt. Dew induced version of the Ambien Walrus |
| 21:40.41 | SunSparc | ~therapy captbrogers |
| 21:40.59 | captbrogers | It's not very effective... |
| 21:41.07 | SunSparc | :) |
| 21:41.15 | SunSparc | :)stats |
| 21:41.34 | SunSparc | ibot: Why do you not have more pointless stats? |
| 21:41.34 | ibot | why not? |
| 21:41.39 | SunSparc | Good point. |
| 21:46.00 | SunSparc | ~lart Microsoft |
| 21:46.00 | ibot | cats /dev/urandom into Microsoft's ear |
| 21:47.11 | SunSparc | ~karma Microsoft |
| 21:47.11 | ibot | microsoft has neutral karma |
| 21:47.16 | SunSparc | What?1 |
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| 21:47.43 | josephscott | it is surprising Ballmer still has a job - http://parislemon.com/post/17002229521/lets-see-how-the-competition-goes-just-to |
| 21:47.46 | SunSparc | ~karma IE |
| 21:47.46 | ibot | ie has karma of -666 |
| 21:47.46 | captbrogers | ~microsoft-- |
| 21:47.58 | SunSparc | ~microsoft-- |
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| 22:10.50 | macnewbold | ~microsoft-- |
| 22:11.02 | mgeary | get outta here |
| 22:16.55 | captbrogers | ~karma microsoft |
| 22:16.55 | ibot | microsoft has karma of -3 |
| 22:17.01 | captbrogers | That's what I thought |
| 22:24.01 | mindjuju | ~josephscott |
| 22:24.01 | ibot | it has been said that josephscott is unknowable |
| 22:24.38 | mindjuju | ibot, josephscott is also quite possibly the most interesting man in the world |
| 22:24.38 | ibot | okay, mindjuju |
| 22:24.40 | josephscott | *strikes a tune* nobody knows the trouble I've seen ... |
| 22:24.43 | mindjuju | ~josephscott |
| 22:24.43 | ibot | somebody said josephscott was unknowable, or quite possibly the most interesting man in the world |
| 22:24.58 | mindjuju | referring to josephscott tweet |
| 22:25.00 | josephscott | haha, guess someone reads my tweets :-) |
| 22:30.03 | captbrogers | ~captbrogers |
| 22:30.08 | captbrogers | I knew it |
| 22:31.21 | mindjuju | who can know captbrogers? who? |
| 22:31.54 | captbrogers | Dr. Suess |
| 22:36.33 | captbrogers | That man is a genius |
| 22:36.42 | captbrogers | Unlike those clowns at the Apple store |
| 22:37.01 | captbrogers | I asked them about string theory once, got nothing out of them. |
| 22:37.30 | ninnypants | Apple has in store clowns now? |
| 22:38.02 | captbrogers | Yes, and I burst into flames when I step in their store. |
| 22:39.20 | captbrogers | True story, happened once. |
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| 22:50.58 | SunSparc | captbrogers must be the anti-Mac. The good book said this day would come. |
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| 23:09.45 | captbrogers | SunSparc, I will gladly accept that role |
| 23:12.02 | SunSparc | :) |
| 23:12.07 | SunSparc | ~jobsify captbrogers |
| 23:12.44 | captbrogers | ibot, captbrogers is the anti-Mac |
| 23:12.44 | ibot | captbrogers: okay |
| 23:12.48 | captbrogers | ~captbrogers |
| 23:12.48 | ibot | rumour has it, captbrogers is the anti-Mac |
| 23:13.03 | SunSparc | lol |
| 23:13.16 | captbrogers | lol |
| 23:13.17 | captbrogers | Awesome |
| 23:31.16 | skinner1 | ~skinner |
| 23:31.17 | ibot | skinner is the mod which completely ruined Haste's perfectly good and efficient OSkin. |
| 23:32.06 | captbrogers | I like being insane and having something work, changing a few things, then it breaks and I can't figure out how to get it back again |
| 23:38.14 | TuxToaster | ~skinner skinner1 |
| 23:38.14 | ibot | ACTION buries skinner1 in a giant waterfall... WHOOOOSH! |
| 23:38.46 | TuxToaster | captbrogers: this is why VCS is a wonderful thing... :-) |
| 23:39.03 | TuxToaster | though, that said, it's not a great solution for everything, But it at least helps |
| 23:40.33 | captbrogers | I agree, but at this time I really don't want to set up a git repo on my server and I don't want to use github for it either. Ideally I'll change my server one day to make my dev.*.com websites all git repos, but alas, not today. Too much time for me to figure it out |
| 23:42.22 | captbrogers | Unless you know of a very easy and simple way to do that |
