| 00:13.41 | mgeary | i guess maybe you had to be there |
| 00:14.01 | mgeary | :) |
| 00:14.19 | mindjuju | srry, still doing jmeter testing on server conf |
| 00:14.31 | mindjuju | and need to leave for physics lab |
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| 00:15.11 | beandog | buenos tacos |
| 00:17.08 | mindjuju | hi beandog |
| 00:17.11 | mindjuju | wuzup |
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| 13:47.18 | ninnypants | $chuck-fact |
| 13:47.18 | raifbot | Chuck Norris once went skydiving. He promised never to do it again. He said one Grand Canyon is enough. |
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| 16:59.35 | mahelious | employment applications are the pits |
| 17:00.01 | captbrogers | Sending them out or getting them? |
| 17:00.20 | captbrogers | $lart applications |
| 17:00.21 | raifbot | blames applications for all the evil in the world. |
| 17:00.43 | captbrogers | $lart ibot |
| 17:00.43 | raifbot | wielding the mighty hammer of Thor, Mjölnir, I summon lighting to destroy ibot. |
| 17:01.55 | mahelious | "please provide us with the name, email, street address, phone number, facebook, twitter, and starbucks # for your previous employers for the last 50 years, parents, teachers, college dean, best man at wedding, life partner, and your ecclesiatical leader, or if you are not ecclesiastical, satan" |
| 17:02.24 | mahelious | "and please sign this document that allows us to get a urine sample. not for drugs, we just like the urine." |
| 17:02.25 | captbrogers | Well it's a good thing I've got Chrome auto-fill for all that |
| 17:02.37 | captbrogers | So they're fans of Bear Grylls? |
| 17:02.49 | mahelious | oh no, they want paper and pen, mail the hardcopy AND fax in 48 hours or less |
| 17:02.53 | captbrogers | Wait, you're applying to work with Bear Grylls?! |
| 17:03.17 | mahelious | well, he IS the mascot of the boy scouts. who wouldnt want to work with him? |
| 17:05.40 | mahelious | huh, i didnt know british scouts could get royalty patches. |
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| 17:22.23 | DexterTheDragon | it is just for the ladies |
| 17:22.40 | captbrogers | I better tell my brother-in-law that... |
| 17:23.44 | mindjuju | Am I the only person who things Pintrest is not that interesting? << utahcon |
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| 17:34.09 | mindjuju | new PHP out yesterday |
| 17:38.27 | carmony | nice :) |
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| 17:41.09 | influx | Is there a wishlist somewhere for ibot/raifbot features? |
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| 17:54.02 | carmony | not that I know of |
| 18:02.40 | Monnok | $chuck-fact |
| 18:02.41 | raifbot | Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card. |
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| 18:08.02 | romanovic | josephscott: ping |
| 18:09.07 | romanovic | Or anyone else with wordpress experience |
| 18:09.53 | romanovic | Having trouble managing a menu on a wordpress.com site |
| 18:10.27 | romanovic | No menus have been created, but there is a default menu at the top where all new pages are automatically linked in |
| 18:10.29 | josephscott | romanovic: hi |
| 18:10.53 | romanovic | So I'm assuming it was implemented in the theme, where I can't snoop around or change anything :/ |
| 18:14.21 | romanovic | josephscott: hi, wondered if you had any thoughts or ideas on the above problem ^^ |
| 18:14.58 | josephscott | what is the specific issue managing the menu? |
| 18:15.43 | romanovic | All new pages created are added to this top menu, but there is no place I can find in the wp-admin that has anything to do with this menu |
| 18:16.43 | josephscott | which theme? |
| 18:16.45 | romanovic | what I would like to do is add a new menu item that is an off-site link rather than a wp page |
| 18:16.50 | romanovic | let me see... |
| 18:17.20 | romanovic | Chateau |
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| 18:19.38 | romanovic | josephscott: ah, i think i may have discovered something - the Menu settings say this theme supports only one menu, so I created one |
| 18:20.10 | romanovic | Nothing happened, but I hadn't set it as the default menu. I set it as default, and it replaced the menu at the top with this menu |
| 18:20.21 | josephscott | cool |
| 18:21.23 | romanovic | josephscott: We would have preferred to load content inside the wordpress page, using javascript or an iframe. In your experience, is either of those things possible on wordpress.com? |
| 18:21.40 | josephscott | no, we specific don't allow those |
| 18:22.04 | josephscott | s/specific/specifically/ |
| 18:22.25 | josephscott | opens up a world of bad things |
| 18:25.18 | romanovic | Yeah, understandable for the service wordpress.com is providing |
| 18:30.05 | romanovic | josephscott: thanks, good to know for certain |
| 18:30.55 | josephscott | there are shortcodes on WPCOM that allowed certain types of embedding, for verified services |
| 18:31.10 | josephscott | but general JS/iframes, those are out |
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| 19:15.12 | mahelious | my wife is awesome. she just emailed me "lets go see Dave Foley for valentines!" |
| 19:26.19 | mindjuju | wow, scary - http://digg.com/newsbar/topnews/seized_sports_streaming_site_makes_a_blazing_comeback |
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| 19:45.11 | carmony | macnewbold: well, I've retired my old skull-candy headset that I got a year ago :P |
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| 19:45.23 | captbrogers | Only a year? |
| 19:45.39 | captbrogers | I love my Skull Candy ear buds |
| 19:45.40 | macnewbold | carmony: if you want a new one, they have a lifetime warranty... |
| 19:46.13 | carmony | lol, really? |
| 19:46.27 | carmony | well, I'm abusive with my headsets traditionally... |
| 19:46.29 | captbrogers | Yeah, I was just going to say that I had a pair break on me. I sent them in and within a week had a $25 credit on my account. I bought them from a store for less than $20. They said the extra was to cover tax and shipping. That is customer service. |
| 19:49.09 | carmony | http://imgur.com/oNWq4 -- my old headset |
| 19:50.05 | captbrogers | Create an account on their website, and send them in. Takes about a week and a half but they comp you the entire price. Totally worth it to me |
| 19:50.22 | carmony | I might have to |
| 19:50.27 | carmony | I already bout a replacement set |
| 19:50.39 | carmony | but having the store credit would be awesome |
| 19:56.07 | mindjuju | @mgeary - this is hilarious! http://walmartstores.com/AboutUs/285.aspx |
| 19:56.36 | mindjuju | and in no way true as it is superceded by the 20 foot rule which says that if a customer even remotely looks at you, you run in the opposite direction at full speed |
| 19:57.05 | mindjuju | or at least what I foudn to be true last time i was at walmart some 2 months ago |
| 19:57.48 | mindjuju | sounds like walmart is canning thier door greeter people |
| 19:57.49 | Monnok | it might help to be good looking |
| 19:57.59 | Monnok | :po |
| 19:58.18 | Monnok | tho probably isnt true, since i never get greeted |
| 19:58.49 | captbrogers | Nothing pumps up my Fridays like having Tron: Legacy playing in the background |
| 19:59.29 | mindjuju | what about tron:legacy:remix? |
| 19:59.41 | captbrogers | Movie, not the soundtrack |
| 20:00.03 | DexterTheDragon | same thing |
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| 20:34.56 | mindjuju | wow the CEO micron died this morn in plane crash http://finance.yahoo.com/news/micron-ceo-dies-plane-crash-191152830.html |
| 20:37.53 | macnewbold | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrXJnMvg9uI |
| 20:39.59 | dezertol | ?.. what day is it? |
| 20:40.02 | TuxToaster | February 3rd? |
| 20:40.09 | TuxToaster | or Friday |
| 20:40.16 | dezertol | and..... that means.. what.. exactly |
| 20:40.19 | mindjuju | 3 days before you have to be back at work |
| 20:40.32 | mindjuju | well, 2 and a half |
| 20:40.33 | Monnok | friday |
| 20:40.38 | TuxToaster | macnewbold: weird. |
| 20:40.41 | TuxToaster | just... weird. |
| 20:43.18 | macnewbold | yeah, but it brought a smile to your face didn't it? |
| 20:43.18 | macnewbold | it gets better in the middle, then even better at the end… plus mr bean is in it |
| 20:43.25 | TuxToaster | yeah just finished it |
| 20:44.48 | clintberry | that was awesome. |
| 20:45.03 | macnewbold | TuxToaster: and since he's begging for it, you should roll some Rebecca Black on your speakers, a bit too loud… |
| 20:45.22 | Monnok | heh got my headphones on |
| 20:46.03 | TuxToaster | macnewbold: I would, but not in the office today. We had a presentation at BYU this morning. |
| 20:46.14 | macnewbold | doh, fail :( |
| 20:46.19 | captbrogers | Ha, and you didn't come by and say hi? |
| 20:46.35 | macnewbold | you narrowly escaped this time, Monnok, but next friday you shall not be as lucky, mwahahaha |
| 20:47.01 | macnewbold | TuxToaster: i'm just up the street from byu too |
| 20:47.31 | TuxToaster | I'm home now. Was at the Tanner building this morning |
| 20:50.04 | TuxToaster | actually passed a Vivint billboard on the way out, guessing you probably aren't far from it |
| 20:50.24 | captbrogers | I think I was just a few buildings over from you |
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| 21:47.24 | josephscott | $chuck-fact |
| 21:47.24 | raifbot | Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life. |
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| 21:55.17 | josephscott | "underwater ally" :-) |
| 22:33.50 | carmony | why can't the UPS guy come in the morning? |
| 22:33.51 | carmony | :/ |
| 22:35.39 | jsmith | carmony: They charge extra for that :-p |
| 22:36.19 | carmony | It just kills me that my package went from CA to SLC in 8 hours or so |
| 22:36.30 | carmony | and takes all day to get from SLC to Ogden |
| 22:36.38 | carmony | I want my RAM :/ |
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| 23:34.07 | macnewbold | $chuck-fact |
| 23:34.07 | raifbot | If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. |
| 23:36.29 | ninnypants | $chuck-fact |
| 23:36.30 | raifbot | Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. |
| 23:37.49 | carmony | fungus: you around? |
| 23:38.02 | fungus | yup |
| 23:38.15 | carmony | question for you... |
| 23:38.15 | ninnypants | can someone check this out http://pastebin.com/04dwTS1t |
| 23:38.47 | ninnypants | I can't get any output when it's in the while(!feof($fp)) |
| 23:39.09 | carmony | fungus: if I use an API to deploy a fresh ubuntu server out on the cloud, and I have the root password for the server, any ideas on how to programmatically connect to it via SSH to issue a command? |
| 23:39.19 | ninnypants | if I get rid of that I can see that I've connected successfully and can see the HTTP 200 header |
| 23:39.33 | fungus | carmony, ssh |
| 23:39.54 | carmony | so I can pass ssh the password as a parameter? |
| 23:40.00 | fungus | if using a key, it's cake. password only, you'll need to use something like expect |
| 23:41.41 | carmony | Hrm... |
| 23:41.56 | fungus | if you do that, I'd probably suggest perl using the expect module. it's a bit easier than expect raw. |
| 23:43.59 | fungus | I'd only use it once, just enough to get your ssh key installed. |
| 23:44.09 | carmony | yeah |
| 23:46.21 | carmony | I might just make an image with our ssh-key already on it |
| 23:46.26 | carmony | and deploy from that |
| 23:46.32 | fungus | yeah, better idea |
| 23:51.10 | DexterTheDragon | ninnypants: try this http://pastebin.com/YZa7rD8c |
| 23:51.12 | carmony | working on my demo I plan to give for my Redis presentation |
| 23:51.31 | carmony | if all goes smoothly, I'll be deploying 50+ servers for a giant benchmark :P |
| 23:54.00 | ninnypants | DexterTheDragon: worked |
| 23:54.07 | ninnypants | thought I'd tried that but I guess not |
| 23:54.18 | jsmith | carmony: Depending on the cloud provider, you could pass your key in as part of the "user data" |
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| 23:59.19 | josephscott | $lart irritating bugs |
| 23:59.19 | raifbot | takes out a seltzer bottle and sprays irritating bugs in the face. You know, one of those old-school seltzer bottles clowns have? Yeah those. Anyway, consider yourself spritzed. |