IRC log for #uphpu on 20120125

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16:20.57*** topic/#UPHPU is Utah PHP Users Group | uphpu.org
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16:24.26influxcobbled this together just now:
16:24.44Monnok$chuck-fact
16:24.44raifbotRemember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
16:24.53influx~lart Mo
16:24.53ibotblasts Mo with a huge firehose then strangles Mo with it
16:24.55influx~lart Monnok
16:24.55ibothurls dozens of incontinent, insomniac, hungry kittens with tiny little razor-sharp claws and a wide variety of contagious intestinal parasites at Monnok
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16:26.51influx(The \n are not literal. It's just to indicate the new line for the sake of one-lining this.):  echo "page1.html\npage2.html\npage3.html\page4.html" | awk '{print "http://www.foobar.com/" $0}' | head -4 | xargs open
16:27.34influxthe head -4 is to remove the extra http:// bit, since I don't yet know how to keep it from occuring yet.
16:27.40influx-yet #2
16:29.22influxHmm. Forgot to add the n to the last one. :P
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16:40.25TuxToasteryay, ibot's back
16:40.44TuxToaster~karma flash
16:40.44ibotflash has karma of -5
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16:40.48TuxToasterw00t
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16:40.53TuxToaster~flash--
16:41.04josephscott$lart ibot
16:41.04raifbotwielding the mighty hammer of Thor, Mjölnir, I summon lighting to destroy ibot.
16:41.33Monnokibot just got back and you destroy him? Meany
16:41.38carmonyjosephscott: so, you ever get raifbot on github? :P
16:42.04josephscottuh, no, hasn't made it any where near the top of my things to do list :-|
16:42.52carmonyawww, I know how that list can be :P
16:43.26captbrogersThe "Big Giant List of Sh....tuff I Have To Do."
16:43.28josephscottone of these days, perhaps
16:45.34josephscottcarmony: did you get a reply from rackspace?
16:46.06influxderp. head -4 is unnecessary if I remove the last carriage return from what I feed to echo.
16:46.44captbrogersinflux: You shouldn't call yourself a programmer. Do what I do and just say I herp and derp on a keyboard for a while.
16:46.49carmonyjosephscott: yeah, an email apologizing and saying they were talk with the teams and leadership to prevent it from happening again
16:47.00josephscottand service credit?
16:47.09carmonywaiting to hear back from our account manager
16:47.52mgearycarmony: tl;dr. What was the precis of your experience?
16:48.13influxcaptbrogers: I don't. I call myself a webmaster.
16:48.13carmonyI should write a blog post about it, but here were the failings:
16:48.25josephscotttl;dr = rackspace couldn't start a fire with a blow torch and gallon of lighter fluid
16:49.27carmony1) Misdiagnosis of the Host Machine -- It took us reporting the issue 3 times to get the server diagnosed correctly
16:50.21carmony2) Poor Communication with Us - Multiple times, I think 4-5 times, I was told I would hear back about updates. I never did. This included the ops team "fixing" the host without telling us they had done so for our verification, which it wasn't fixed.
16:51.45carmony3) Failing Backups - Their "automated backups" of our VM were failing silently. They will plaster stuff all over account page if your accounting info is off, or missing a payment, but if your VMs aren't backing up, their system knows it, but they don't make an attempt to notify you.
16:52.34josePHPagodacarmony: sounds unpleasant
16:53.59carmonythat is putting it mildly :P
16:59.51TuxToasterlol @ josephscott
17:00.04TuxToasteractually, they could start the fire
17:00.20TuxToasterthe problem is that you'd have some agents telling you that the fire was burning with no problem
17:00.37TuxToasterand others saying that they were still building it, and yet others saying it was too cold and the fire wouldn't start.
17:00.53TuxToasterand then once it was started, they wouldn't tell you for another 8 hours or so.
17:00.55josephscott$lart rackspace service
17:00.55raifbotblasts rackspace service to oblivion with a kamehameha wave.
17:01.21TuxToasterand carmony would have to drop by every so often to check on the progress
17:01.28carmonylol
17:01.45TuxToasteryeah, that about sums it up :-)
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17:04.11captbrogersinflux: http://imgur.com/gallery/VhlQK
17:05.30josephscott~lolstats
17:05.31ibottotal count of lol on #uphpu: 3419.  Top 3: TuxToaster -- 501 (14.7%), carmony -- 466 (13.6%), SunSparc -- 420 (12.3%)
17:05.53josephscottoh man, carmony, you've been lolowned
17:06.08TuxToasteryeah, still not sure how that worked.
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17:06.14josephscottTuxToaster is well ahead now
17:06.31carmonylol, thats okay with me :P
17:06.36captbrogersThey should have a debate now about who owns the lolcrown
17:07.34josephscott~lolstats
17:07.34ibottotal count of lol on #uphpu: 3419.  Top 3: TuxToaster -- 501 (14.7%), carmony -- 466 (13.6%), SunSparc -- 420 (12.3%)
17:07.52TuxToasterno josephscott, it didn't change in the last 3 minutes
17:07.53TuxToaster:P
17:07.55josephscotthmmm, probably only updates once a day I'm guessing
17:08.05TuxToasterit only counts lol by itself
17:08.19TuxToasterlol
17:08.23TuxToaster^ like that
17:08.24josephscott~lolstats
17:08.24ibottotal count of lol on #uphpu: 3420.  Top 3: TuxToaster -- 502 (14.7%), carmony -- 466 (13.6%), SunSparc -- 420 (12.3%)
17:08.30josephscottah
17:08.40TuxToasterunfortunately there's been a lot of testing on that :P
17:09.07TuxToasternot to mention I get alerted every time ibot announces the stats.
17:09.16josephscotthaha
17:09.25TuxToasterwhich is usually macnewbold's fault
17:09.41macnewbold~lart TuxToaster
17:09.41ibotpries TuxToaster's back open with a screwdriver and flashes a new bootldr to TuxToaster
17:09.49TuxToastermacnewbold: o hai
17:09.58TuxToasterdidn't see you in here, you're not at the top of the list
17:10.02TuxToasterhttp://hackertyper.com/
17:10.09TuxToasterstart randomly typing
17:10.16TuxToasterthat is awesome
17:10.27mindjujufungus, have you seen this?  Leroooooy Jenkins!  oh man this is almost funny enough to join WoW and give it a try - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCNJRfSZBU (100% no rick/rebeca guarantee)
17:10.43carmonymindjuju: lol, that is a classic :P
17:10.50carmonyits become an internet meme :P
17:11.12fungusOf course i've seen it.  It's hilarious
17:11.12mindjuju:)
17:11.37fungushttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtvIYRrgZ04
17:11.50fungusan animated video to another Raid wipe
17:12.03fungusmild language
17:14.51mindjujuwow
17:15.55mindjujuso do you lose anything when you die?
17:16.16fungusNo, just annoyance of having to start that boss over again.  
17:17.40fungusand sometimes after hours of fail (wipe) after fail it really gets people angry.
17:17.47carmonyyeah
17:17.57carmonyI never liked the raid aspect of WoW
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17:18.33fungusThat's my favorite part.  It's fun to hook up with 9-24 other friends and cooperate to kill some enormous beast.
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17:18.53DexterTheDragonmindjuju: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11tN3s8k9lI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qgebmNHEF8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQW8myTvOXM
17:22.49macnewboldfungus: for that to work well for me, I'd need 9-24 friends...
17:23.18Monnokmeh, internet friends are easy to get; they dont know how ugly you are
17:23.28macnewboldeasy for you to say
17:23.32fungusJust make some.  They don't need to be real-life friends.  Just the digital kind
17:24.48captbrogersI'm thinking of reactivating my account in the next month, a co-worker keeps telling me to do it so we can play on lunch breaks
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17:26.08Monnoki play League of Legends during my lunch, free to play, really never goes over 50 minutes per game
17:26.53Monnokbut i usually dont play with friends
17:27.26josephscotthold on, there was a justice league in 1997? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oBe9m9Q5eU&feature=related
17:28.34captbrogersI just saw a preview for a movie where all actors and directors were listed as either their twitter handle or a hashtag
17:28.41captbrogersI don't want to live on this planet anymore
17:29.07influxcaptbrogers: :|
17:31.33mindjujuDtD -- that's GOOD stuff!
17:31.53captbrogersThe movie looked really good too
17:35.44maheliousnew unit testing pattern "OMG (failure condition description) OF DOOM!!!"
17:36.10maheliouseg "OMG I didn't send the client a confirmation email OF DOOM!!!"
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18:02.42PoeticIntensityjust watched, DexterTheDragon..  Electronic music is definitely getting up there.
18:03.16PoeticIntensity...and now, I must work.
18:03.17mindjujuit's already there bro!
18:04.43PoeticIntensityevidently....  50,000 fan show for a single DJ?  That's nuts.
18:05.04PoeticIntensityHe rips out some incredible beats, though.
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18:22.16TuxToastergoing to have to listen to some of his stuff now
18:42.00influx~bash++
18:42.36TuxToaster$rlart
18:42.36raifbotstamps jnbek on the forehead with the official Troll marker.
18:43.09TuxToasterinflux: what did you pull off with bash?
18:44.35influxTuxToaster: Nothing super-awesome, but it's going to save me some time. http://pastebin.com/UL7DKJ8n
18:45.39TuxToasternice
18:45.42TuxToasterquick and easy
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19:20.22carmonylol... I just said something that probably sounds bad out of context...
19:20.43jsmithcarmony: That's what she said?!?
19:20.52carmonylol, no...
19:21.15carmony"Judy must be working, my pants are vibrating."
19:22.38carmonyJudy is the Project Manager for a client, and about once a week she goes through and updates like every bloody ticket in our system, and I get an email everytime something is updated. So once a week, my phone (which is normally in my pocket) will vibrate non-stop for about 10 minutes
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19:32.09itimberthank you for the explanation
19:32.17itimbercarmony ^^
19:35.49carmonylol, without it, it makes it much, much worse
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19:38.10mindjujuno way
19:38.11thebigdog~seen herlo
19:38.24ibotherlo is currently on #utos #gooseproject #uphpu. Has said a total of 20 messages. Is idling for 1h 50m 46s, last said: 'I should be around before 7:30EST if you need help. I am still moving though, so it could be spotty'.
19:38.24mindjujuthebigdog?  here?
19:38.24thebigdoghaha
19:38.41mindjujuyou're breaking like a 2yr streak :(
19:38.44thebigdogherlo where you at?
19:38.49thebigdoghaha
19:38.53thebigdoghas it been that long
19:38.54jsmiththebigdog: It's about time you showed up
19:38.58jsmiththebigdog: Uh, yeah it has
19:39.09carmonyhey thebigdog :)
19:39.19thebigdogwell know that carmony is an admin
19:39.21thebigdogit has been long
19:39.33carmonylol
19:39.33thebigdogcarmony: whatz up brother
19:39.54carmonythebigdog: just debugging some iPhone Push Notifications issues
19:40.11thebigdogcarmony nice
19:40.17thebigdogno android yet?
19:40.36thebigdogjsmith: how you doing bro?
19:40.38itimberthebigdog does Android, iPhone and Blackberry
19:40.48itimber~thebigdog++
19:40.57thebigdoglets remove bb cause i truly hate it
19:40.58thebigdoghaha
19:41.00jsmiththebigdog: Crazy busy with my job, no time for much else :-(
19:41.02itimberhaha
19:41.14mgearyhey thebigdog. long time
19:41.35thebigdogmgeary: sure man…i need to respond to your email
19:41.38mindjujuthebigdog - i'm sure driving between golf links and working off your MBP can make a busy schedule
19:41.40thebigdogi will do that in a few
19:41.52thebigdogmindjuju: very much so
19:41.53mindjujulucky you have the bentley to drive around in
19:42.29thebigdogunfortunately i still work way too much
19:42.35thebigdogmindjuju: you know me too well
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20:25.45josephscott$8ball does raifbot have it in for jnbek?
20:25.46raifbotjosephscott - Reply hazy, try again.
20:25.54jnbeklol
20:26.39josephscott$8ball does raifbot have it in for jnbek?
20:26.40raifbotjosephscott - Concentrate and ask again.
20:26.54jnbeksee?? doesn't even want to admit it!!
20:26.55jnbek:)
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20:43.00jsmithWhy was josephscott staring at the orange juice?  Because it (and raifbot) said "Concentrate"
20:43.37josePHPagodawhoah nelly
20:43.42josePHPagodajsmith, opening up a can
20:43.45josePHPagoda:-P
20:44.00jsmithjosePHPagoda: Just trying to add a little light-hearted humor to the room
20:44.28josePHPagodasure....
20:44.32josePHPagodawe know the truth jsmith
20:44.42jsmithWhich is -- I'm a sucker for stupid jokes?
20:46.03josePHPagoda<PROTECTED>
20:46.12josePHPagodaor wolud it be
20:46.15josePHPagoda<PROTECTED>
20:46.22josePHPagoda:-P
20:47.16josephscott$8ball does raifbot have it in for jnbek?
20:47.16raifbotjosephscott - Ask again later.
20:48.29josePHPagodajsmith: i thought you'd like my joke
20:48.40josePHPagodabut i guess you aren't that much of a sucker for stupid jokes
20:48.44josePHPagoda:-P
20:52.55josephscott$8ball does raifbot have it in for jnbek?
20:52.55raifbotjosephscott - Very doubtful.
20:53.30captbrogers2Anyone else tired of hearing the stupid patent trolling between Apple and Goodle?
20:53.32captbrogers2Google.
20:54.16josePHPagodai'm tired of all of the patent trolling period
20:55.14captbrogers2True, patent trolling is gettin horrible and I'm tired of hearing about some gigantic company crying
20:59.00TuxToaster$rlart
20:59.00raifbotduct-tapes jsmith to the floor and drools on him.
20:59.22josePHPagodaewww
20:59.27jsmithYuck...
20:59.35captbrogers2Sounds like a bad date I had once
21:01.05TuxToaster$8ball do you have it in for people whose nicknames begin with j?
21:01.06raifbotTuxToaster - My sources say no.
21:01.21TuxToaster$8ball just jnbek then?
21:01.21raifbotTuxToaster - It is decidedly so.
21:01.24TuxToasterlol
21:01.45josephscott~lolstats
21:01.45ibottotal count of lol on #uphpu: 3423.  Top 3: TuxToaster -- 503 (14.7%), carmony -- 467 (13.6%), SunSparc -- 420 (12.3%)
21:01.49TuxToaster...
21:02.16josePHPagodayou would think ibot would be higher
21:02.45josephscott~say lol
21:02.46ibotlol
21:02.53josephscottwe could make it higher :-)
21:02.57josephscott~say $rlart
21:02.57ibot$rlart
21:02.58raifbotburns ChanServ to a crisp with a laser.
21:03.00TuxToasterhah, I don't think it counts itself
21:03.05josephscotthaha, nice one
21:03.09TuxToaster$lart himself
21:03.09raifbotwhips himself with a wet and grimy noodle just because.
21:03.12josephscott~lolstats ibot
21:03.12ibotibot has said lol 0 times (0.0 %)
21:03.17josephscottlame
21:03.20josePHPagodalame
21:03.23josePHPagodacheating and such
21:03.27TuxToaster$say lol
21:03.30TuxToastermeh.
21:03.50itimberibot's trigger is a tilda
21:03.56itimber~say lol
21:03.56ibotlol
21:04.00itimberhehe
21:04.01josePHPagoda~say ~ triggers me
21:04.01ibot~ triggers me
21:04.04josePHPagoda:-P
21:04.10TuxToasterI know. Apparently raifbot isn't as easy
21:04.16itimberah
21:04.22TuxToaster~say $lart ibot
21:04.22ibot$lart ibot
21:04.23raifbotwielding the mighty hammer of Thor, Mjölnir, I summon lighting to destroy ibot.
21:04.31TuxToasterassisted suicide ^
21:09.28josePHPagodawhoah nelly
21:09.54TuxToaster$lart josePHPagoda
21:09.54raifbotlowers josePHPagoda's priority.
21:10.15TuxToaster~bottleneck josePHPagoda
21:10.51josePHPagodalol
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21:16.05macnewbold~say ~roulette
21:16.06ibot~roulette
21:16.18macnewbold~say $say ~roulette
21:16.18ibot$say ~roulette
21:16.25macnewbold~say $chuck-fact
21:16.25ibot$chuck-fact
21:16.26raifbotChuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
21:16.28TuxToasterheh
21:16.46macnewbold~welcome solomojo
21:16.47ibotGood to see you, solomojo!
21:16.54solomojoHow do I join uphpu.org? or get involved or whatever
21:17.06TuxToaster~say $lart Chuck Norris
21:17.07ibot$lart Chuck Norris
21:17.07macnewbold1. you already found IRC :-D
21:17.07raifbotsmacks Chuck Norris up side the head with a clue-by-4.
21:17.09solomojoThanks ibot
21:17.31macnewbold2. the mailing list is next - you can subscribe at uphpu.org
21:17.45josePHPagodaa lart by proxy won't save you from chuck norris
21:17.47solomojoyup
21:17.54TuxToastersure it will
21:18.19macnewbold3. Meetings are 3rd thursday every month, 7pm at the c7 networks datacenter in bluffdale, followed at about 9pm by an optional after-party at applebees in Draper (123rd just east of the freeway)
21:18.58solomojoSweet, so I missed it this month?
21:19.03macnewboldsolomojo: between those three, you'll be "fully participating" in the goodness that we call UPHPU, which is full of win
21:19.06TuxToasteryup, just barely
21:19.07macnewboldsolomojo: just barely
21:19.11macnewbold~jinx TuxToaster
21:19.15TuxToasterd'oh
21:19.36mahelious~say $rlart
21:19.36ibot$rlart
21:19.37raifbotaccelerates a free AOL cd to 50,000 rpm and lets josePHPagoda feel it.
21:19.47solomojoCool
21:19.48solomojothanks
21:19.51josePHPagodaouch
21:19.59macnewboldsolomojo: as you can see, we like goofing around with the bots - ibot and raifbot are non-sentient members
21:20.16solomojoI guessed that on ibot
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21:20.24macnewbold$chuck-fact
21:20.24raifbotChuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
21:20.27macnewbold~welcome Monnok
21:20.27ibotGood to see you, Monnok!
21:20.32macnewbold~greet Monnok
21:20.32ibotACTION dumps a bucket of cold oatmeal on Monnok
21:21.30macnewboldsolomojo: feel free to let us know if you have any questions etc., and you're welcome to introduce yourself if you'd like
21:21.50josePHPagodasolomojo: and thanks for not fleeing when you saw the antics in the channel
21:21.52josePHPagoda:-p
21:23.20josephscott$google antics
21:23.21raifbotjosephscott searching http://www.google.com/search?q=antics -- http://www.anticscomic.com/ -- http://www.thefreedictionary.com/antics -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antics
21:26.24solomojo: )
21:26.44solomojoNothing wrong with a little fun
21:27.00solomojoWell, introduce myself...hmm
21:27.43solomojoLike for dating site, professionally, personally? Which would you like?
21:28.14ninnypantsone of each
21:29.15Monnokdidnt know that about you, ninnypants
21:30.06solomojoWell, I'm 6' 12" blonde hair blue eyes, about 100lbs. my friends say I look like Will Smith, but I don't see the resemblance.
21:30.53ninnypantsMonnok: not sure what you're talking about
21:31.08solomojoI'm introducing myself
21:31.17MonnokSuuuurrrrreee you dont
21:31.20solomojoThat was my dating site profile
21:31.22fungus7 feet tall and 100 pounds?  eww
21:31.32solomojono 6' 12"
21:31.34fungusanorexic?
21:31.47fungusthat is 7 feet
21:31.55solomojowell, I'm kind of missing both arms and a leg
21:31.56fungus12 inches = 1 foot
21:32.09solomojoI type with my nose
21:32.14funguslol
21:32.34Monnoktricky nose to be able to use the shift key
21:32.48captbrogers2Wait, was solomojo using sarcasm?
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21:34.18Monnoknah, ibot removes all sarcasm tags
21:34.41captbrogers2Oh, dang. I'm 7 for 18 this week...
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21:35.46solomojooh, is sarcasim not allowed?
21:35.54captbrogers2No.
21:35.55macnewbold~sarcasm Monnok
21:35.57captbrogers2It's not.
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21:36.01captbrogers2At all.
21:36.02macnewbold~irony Monnok
21:36.06macnewbold~iron Monnok
21:36.13josePHPagoda~ironMon
21:36.20josePHPagodai tried
21:36.22captbrogers2We should make the word "hipster" synonymous with "irony"
21:36.24macnewbold~rename josePHPagoda
21:36.24josePHPagoda:-P
21:36.47macnewbold~rename josePHPagoda JOSEphpAGODA
21:37.00captbrogers2Jose Agoda
21:37.27solomojoOk, then, let me continue... The nose keyboard is way more efficient than evan the datahand as seen here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Datahand)
21:39.43josePHPagodami nombre es jose agoda.. mataste mi padre, preparate para morir.
21:39.56solomojoAnyway, seriously, I'm an IS grad, so, a bit more into the business side than pure programming.  
21:40.57solomojoCurrently, working as D of Web Ops for a seed company.  I also have quite a few projects on the side with my company Integrate Systems.
21:41.13solomojoI really like Drupal.
21:41.59solomojoWhich may be heresy, being that uphpu.org is wordpress
21:42.38josephscott:-)
21:42.56josePHPagodalol
21:43.08solomojopersonally, I like long rides on my light cycle, and camping  
21:43.22captbrogers2Is your light cycle vintage?
21:43.57solomojoOh, and Solomojo has nothing to do with my awesome amounts of mojo
21:44.26solomojoits actually a login that I received when I worked for UVU
21:44.45solomojoI liked it so it stuck as my... dare I say it... handle
21:46.17solomojoWhile camping once I made pizza from scratch and cooked it in the fire.  It was awesome!! Chuck Norris would be proud
21:46.24solomojoThat's it, my entire life
21:47.19solomojobtw, never been kicked in the back of the face.
21:47.47josephscott$chuck-fact
21:47.48raifbotWhen the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
21:48.57solomojocaptbrogers2: nope, it's legacy
21:51.19solomojoI've been noodle on this for some time off and on, we need to invent a sarcasim font.  So when you type [*That is so cool*] it would come across in the sarcasim font.  I think this would help stop global wars.
21:51.56jsmithSomething wrong with <sarcasm/> tag?
21:52.11solomojoohh, well does that exist?
21:52.19jsmithIt does in my language :-p
21:52.22solomojo:)
21:52.39solomojoThis would be universal across all chat, email, and websites
21:52.50solomojooh and IRC
21:53.07solomojoeven grandma jo would know
21:54.37solomojoso whenever I type Chuck Norris raifbot has to chime in?
21:54.54TuxToasternope, only if you do $chuck-fact
21:54.54captbrogers2$chuck-fact
21:54.54raifbotChuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
21:55.06TuxToaster...
21:55.07solomojoawe
21:55.41solomojoSo can Darth Vader
21:55.49TuxToasterlol
21:55.54solomojonot too impressive
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21:56.12TuxToasterVader can strangle you *through* a cordless phone
21:56.19TuxToasterhe's got one up on Chuck
21:56.41solomojoput some [] and it would be sarcasm
21:56.51solomojoyup
21:56.51josePHPagodaTuxToaster: i agree
21:57.02josePHPagodathough the force my be afraid of chuck norris
21:57.33solomojoNow, if we are going to get into does Darth Sideous have a hight metoclorian count than Darth Vader?
21:57.57solomojonose keyboard borked it on that sentance
21:58.30TuxToasterI'd hate to see you trying to use an iPad with that
21:58.33josePHPagodai wonder what metoclorian count chuck norris has...
21:58.53josePHPagodanose keyboard?
21:58.57TuxToasteractually, I take that back, watching someone try to play Angry Brids or Fruit Ninja with their nose might be funny.
21:59.20solomojosweet, contest at the next uphpu meeting
22:01.06solomojoSo, I just posted a job on the uphpu.org site... can you see that job anywhere on the site or is it only sent out to subscribers?
22:01.58solomojoIs this a wordpress limitation?
22:02.02solomojo:)
22:02.11solomojojust had to throw that out there, sorry
22:02.12TuxToastersolomojo: it's sent to the uphpu-jobs mailing list
22:02.19solomojook
22:02.24TuxToasterand I believe there's a link to the postings on the site, or at least there used to be
22:02.52TuxToasterI did see the email come in though, so it went through :-)
22:03.20solomojoCool, for granite seed?
22:03.24TuxToasteryup
22:03.30solomojoCool
22:04.29josephscotthttp://uphpu.org/pipermail/uphpu-jobs/2012-January/date.html ?
22:04.58josephscottahh, chrome cached it, forced refresh made it show up
22:04.59solomojothanks for the link.
22:05.12solomojofound it
22:05.17solomojosweet
22:05.34josePHPagodajosephscott: i think that all caches should be removed
22:05.37josePHPagoda:-P
22:05.38solomojoSo I really like SOPA
22:05.52josePHPagodasoup is good solomojo
22:05.54josePHPagoda:-P
22:06.22Utah_Davemacnewbold: can I pm you?
22:06.30solomojo[*oh, you thought I meant soup*]
22:06.57solomojosorry, [*so, I really like SOPA*]
22:07.11SunSparcNo, he was just making fun of SOAP... I mean SOPA
22:07.18solomojosee the difference in the outcome when the sarcasm font is used?
22:07.31SunSparcAh much better.  :)
22:07.51TuxToastererr, I mean SOAP
22:07.53SunSparclol
22:07.54josePHPagodalol
22:08.39TuxToaster"WDSL huh? take this!"
22:08.46solomojoSunSparc: Sure, pm me at the flag pole after school
22:09.09macnewboldI need a REST
22:09.18macnewboldUtah_Dave: of course, pm away
22:09.31SunSparcsolomojo: You know I am going to triple dog dare you to stick your tongue to it.
22:09.46SunSparcTuxToaster: nice one
22:09.49solomojoWell, I can't refuse that's the dare of all dares
22:09.52josePHPagodawhoah TuxToaster that's a little extreme don't you think?
22:09.57SunSparcsolomojo: lol
22:10.04TuxToasterlol
22:10.16solomojoYou skipped even the first dare right to the triple dog dare
22:10.21solomojothat's gutsy
22:10.25SunSparclol
22:10.29macnewbold~lolstats
22:10.29ibottotal count of lol on #uphpu: 3431.  Top 3: TuxToaster -- 505 (14.7%), carmony -- 467 (13.6%), SunSparc -- 422 (12.3%)
22:10.35TuxToaster$lart macnewbold
22:10.36raifbotsmacks macnewbold up side the head with a clue-by-4.
22:10.42macnewbold~cluebat TuxToaster
22:10.42ibotACTION pulls out a ClueBat (tm) and thwaps TuxToaster.
22:10.43carmony$lart macnewbold
22:10.43raifbotfarts in macnewbold's general direction.
22:10.55macnewbold~frenchattack carmony
22:10.59carmonylol
22:11.06TuxToasterif we get SunSparc in on the action, mac will get tripple-larted every time he asks for lolstats
22:11.09macnewbold~frenchassault carmony
22:11.09ibotACTION summons the french taunter! carmony, I unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window-dresser! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you heaving lot of second hand electric donkey bottom biters!  Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
22:11.22TuxToasterwow
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22:11.50macnewboldas long as TuxToaster holds the lolcrown, there will be no great justice in uphpu
22:11.50SunSparcNo need to twist my arm.
22:11.54SunSparc~lart macnewbold
22:11.54ibotslaps macnewbold around with a large trout
22:12.03macnewbold~whaleslap SunSparc
22:12.03ibotACTION beats SunSparc upside and over the head with a freakishly huge killer whale named Hugh
22:12.17SunSparcPoor Hugh
22:15.30TuxToasterlol
22:15.58TuxToaster$lart *!*@*.*
22:15.58raifbotoffers *!*@*.* some herring.
22:16.02TuxToasterthere you go.
22:16.40TuxToasterforeach ($channel->nick as $nick) { $lart $nick; }
22:17.22TuxToasteror even $lart (implode(', ', $channel->nick));
22:17.37TuxToasterless flood-y
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22:19.35TuxToaster$lart PoeticIntensity
22:19.35raifbotnabs the moon and broadsides PoeticIntensity with the sea of tranquility.
22:19.42TuxToasteroof
22:20.10PoeticIntensitynow, now...  Don't start somethin' ya can't end....
22:20.26PoeticIntensity(and quickly runs and hides)
22:20.45SunSparcPoeticIntensity: Hey, did you get a chance to check out MemoryTies?
22:20.48TuxToasterSunSparc: go outside around 10pm tonight and look up
22:20.58PoeticIntensitySunSparc, I haven't logged in yet.
22:21.15SunSparcTuxToaster: Yes, I have seen it many time, but I actually want to go there.  :)
22:21.22SunSparcPoeticIntensity: Ok
22:21.23TuxToasterah, you didn't specify
22:21.24TuxToaster:P
22:21.46solomojoWhat's at 10pm tonight?
22:21.48SunSparcheh, yeah, by "visit" I mean actually fly up there.
22:22.03SunSparcsolomojo: the Moon.
22:22.10TuxToasterlol
22:22.16solomojooh, isn't it there most nights?
22:22.17macnewbold~lolstats TuxToaster
22:22.17ibotTuxToaster has said lol 507 times (14.8 %), ranked 1/103 (percentile: 1.0 %)
22:22.23TuxToastersolomojo: nope, just tonight.
22:22.24SunSparc~lart macnewbold
22:22.24ibotlowers macnewbold's priority
22:22.25macnewboldtrying to broaden the lead
22:22.36SunSparclol
22:22.36solomojoWell that'll be quite a sight then
22:22.59PoeticIntensityLOL
22:23.00SunSparcTuxToaster: That is a funny skit
22:23.10SunSparc~lolstats PoeticIntensity
22:23.31PoeticIntensityLAWL
22:23.45TuxToasterSunSparc: got a flat tire?
22:23.48PoeticIntensityGood stuff
22:24.14SunSparcTuxToaster: =)
22:24.30SunSparclimh
22:25.05TuxToasterlamn
22:25.11TuxToaster^ laughing at mac newbold
22:25.21TuxToasterthere we go. ~lolstat *that* mac. :-)
22:25.44macnewbold~silence TuxToaster
22:25.44ibotACTION shoves an apple in TuxToaster's mouth, shoves a spit through ... well, uhm, anyway ... then builds a nice fire and starts roasting
22:25.57TuxToasterhaha
22:26.07SunSparclol
22:26.12PoeticIntensityvery nice....
22:26.12SunSparcNever seen that one.
22:26.14TuxToastererr, I mean *mmrmhahmmrha*
22:26.22TuxToasterme either
22:27.24TuxToasterok, one more roulette then I need to get some work done.
22:27.26TuxToaster$rlart
22:27.26raifbotbeats Heartsbane into protomatter with the andromeda galaxy.
22:27.50josePHPagodaraifbot has some muscle
22:27.51HeartsbaneI h8 raifbot I h8 u and your stupid face
22:27.55SunSparcAh yes, another place I would like to visit.
22:28.05SunSparclol
22:28.17SunSparcThat is a lot of H8 Heartsbane.
22:28.18SunSparc;)
22:28.32HeartsbaneI guess
22:29.04josePHPagodaraifbot deserves it
22:29.20TuxToasterI'm thinking we should add the soap envelope lart to the list.
22:29.37TuxToasterfitting for the room :-)
22:29.47SunSparcTrue
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23:42.48macnewbold~netsplit
23:42.48ibothmm... netsplit is when two IRC servers lose their link with each other, thus isolating the users on each side. A normal part of all IRC networks. An orchestra of poips and thwoops, or something which occurs frequently on OPN.
23:43.52josePHPagodahmm
23:44.06josePHPagodayou should have a netsplit option that ops can do
23:44.12josePHPagodawhere it just makes them think they were netsplit
23:44.15josePHPagoda:-P
23:48.45mahelioussolomojo: hey
23:48.59maheliousi know you
23:54.48TuxToasterjosePHPagoda: heh, I remember mirc scripts back in the day that would announce the netsplit to the channel
23:55.22TuxToasteralways hilarious when you'd have like 200 lines of people suddenly quitting the channel, usually with something in the quit message that indicated the split occured
23:55.53TuxToasterthen... a couple minutes later when their client caught up, they'd broadcast a nice colorful message telling you that a netsplit happened. ........ really? ya think?
23:56.20josePHPagodalol
23:56.27josephscott$lart netsplit
23:56.28raifbothauls netsplit up by the scruff of the neck and spanks him until he waddles.
23:56.34TuxToasterlol
23:56.38TuxToasterquack quack
23:56.54maheliousholy netsplit batman!
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23:59.31josePHPagodabatman has nothing to do with it
23:59.53josePHPagodain china chuck norris did a roundhouse kick, which split the earth in half... and it happened to divide the server
23:59.58josePHPagoda*servers

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