IRC log for #uphpu on 20120104

00:00.00mgeary~rlart
00:00.00ibotplops linagee into a giant vat of herring
00:00.04mgearylinagee?
00:00.10mgeary...linagee?!
00:00.19mgeary~cornnuts linagee
00:00.19ibotACTION sends linagee out for CornNuts™ for everyone. "Mmm, extra crunchy!"
00:00.52stderr-ninnypants: http://www-cs-students.stanford.edu/~blynn/gitmagic/ / http://book.git-scm.com/ / http://help.github.com/
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00:23.15TuxToaster$rlart
00:23.16raifbotshoves a crumpet down josePHPagoda's throat, happy now?! Huh? Want some JAM with that?!!
00:27.55influxMan. I sure would love a crumpet.
00:28.00influx*rumble*
00:33.18beandoghmm
00:33.23beandogmy site is using 4 gigs of swap.
00:33.26beandogthat can't be healty
00:33.28beandoghealthy
00:35.22DexterTheDragonbeandog: http://i.imgur.com/gsetC.jpg
00:39.27beandogDexterTheDragon: lol
00:43.55beandogI'll take two
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01:07.12TuxToasterrecommended client library for Redis?
01:07.23TuxToasterusing Rediska right now
01:37.10ninnypantsstderr-: thanks
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04:48.12ninnypants$chuck-fact
04:48.13raifbotA Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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05:19.20TuxToaster_$rlart
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05:41.26josephscott$chuck-fact
05:41.26raifbotChuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
05:46.07ninnypants$8ball can a happy meal truly cry?
05:46.07raifbotninnypants - You may rely on it.
05:46.20ninnypantsgood to know
05:46.35herlothey are tears of joy
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15:39.46captbrogers~karma captbrogers
15:39.46ibotcaptbrogers has karma of 1
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15:44.35Monnokibot is back! woot
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16:07.09carmonyI dislike being sick
16:12.47Monnok$lart being sick
16:12.48raifbotmakes a balloon animal out of being sick.
16:23.29skinner$lart sick
16:23.30raifbotplops sick into a giant vat of herring.
16:23.41skinner$lart grumbly gut
16:23.41raifbotwhacks grumbly gut with a giant beaver's tail.
16:23.45skinnerouch
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16:24.02captbrogers1I concur, being ill is not
16:24.05captbrogers1...good
16:24.25jsmithcarmony: Are you saying that you're not enjoying poor health?
16:29.10Monnokhaving a wife makes it hell. As a single man, i remember enjoying my sick days with a good video game
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16:29.54MonnokNow, im expected to do my share around the house half the time, so i get less rest staying home than i would have if i had gone in to work
16:35.38captbrogers1I know that feeling. Unless I pass out then I have to help out with the kids
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16:36.53TuxToasterMonnok: lol
16:38.40macnewboldMonnok: a mother bases that expectation on her experience when sick: when she's sick, she is still expected to take care of all the kids, etc, and most of the other "normal" stuff she does when she isn't sick
16:39.01macnewboldwhen a man is sick, he stays home from work to get better, and expects that it isn't going to be at all like a normal day cause he isn't at work
16:39.20Monnokmacnewbold: not in my house. I make her sleep all day and i take the day off to take care of the kids
16:39.22macnewboldwhen those two expectations collide, stand back and cover your ears
16:39.27macnewboldnice
16:42.09fridgesmseriously, when my wife is sick, I have to force her to not do anything so she can get better
16:43.01josePHPagodasame here
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16:48.56TuxToaster$rlart
16:48.56raifbotlowers TuxToaster's priority.
16:49.00TuxToasterd'oh
16:49.37ninnypantsraifbot: seems to like larting whoever uses rlart
16:50.17TuxToasteryup
16:50.40Monnok$rlart
16:50.40TuxToasterit's like russian roulette :P
16:50.40raifbotteaches jnbek that M$ Access is a database. No, really, a database. A real live multi-user... well, ok, not multi-user, but a database. Yeah, that sounds right.
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16:59.09macnewbold~roulette
16:59.09ibotACTION watches macnewbold pull the trigger:  Click!
16:59.19skinner~roulette
16:59.19ibotACTION watches skinner pull the trigger:  Click!
16:59.39Monnok~roulette
16:59.39ibotACTION watches monnok pull the trigger:  Click!
16:59.43Monnokphew
17:00.07captbrogers~roulette
17:00.08ibotACTION watches captbrogers pull the trigger:  Click!
17:00.35skinner~say ~roulette
17:00.35ibot~roulette
17:00.48skinner...
17:00.52captbrogerstoo bad ibot didn't kill itself
17:01.01skinner4 clicks
17:01.54skinner$say ~roulette
17:05.43captbrogers~roulette
17:05.43ibotACTION watches captbrogers pull the trigger:  Click!
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17:23.20influx~lart influx
17:23.20ibothits influx with an anvil and laughs with a contralto voice ... Haha Ha HA Ha
17:23.27influx~chrome--
17:23.33influx~karma chrome
17:23.33ibotchrome has karma of 1
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17:25.32ninnypantsinflux: why are you hating on crome?
17:25.40ninnypantss/crome/chrome/
17:27.34influxBecause it breaks photoshop.
17:28.10influxYesterday whenever I had Chrome and Photoshop open at the same time, I couldn't use the space bar to help me move around a document in Photoshop.
17:28.33influxMinor inconvenience, but it shouldn't happen, imo.
17:31.50ninnypantsyeah that is a pain
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18:25.54carmonyman cave is a bit closer to being finished! :P
18:26.43josephscottyou painted buffalo on the walls with your fingers?
18:27.02carmonylol
18:27.21carmonyno, but the TV is setup, got the DVR for down stairs, and getting the game systems moved down here
18:36.27Monnokwhile being sick?
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18:43.20influxhttps://plus.google.com/105453543892591957012/posts/jUozXbPyEWo
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19:02.40influxhttp://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/08/magazine/stephen-colbert.html?_r=3&seid=auto&smid=tw-nytmag&pagewanted=all
19:10.04josephscotthard to tell if Colbert is a genius or an idiot
19:19.05jsmithjosephscott: He's entertaining -- isn't that what entertainers are supposed to do?
19:19.20jsmithjosephscott: Doesn't really matter to me what his IQ is, if he makes me laugh...
19:19.37jsmithjosephscott: (That being said, either he or his writers are pretty darn smart)
19:20.38unumhe's a genius
19:20.51unumthere are different types of intelligence
19:21.13unumif you are that successful I'd say you qualify as a genius in atleast one of them
19:21.28unumthough presonally I prefer Stuart
19:26.05influxjosephscott: I put forward the former.
19:27.15influxI enjoy both; it's a matter of mood for me.
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20:16.45TuxToaster_$rlart
20:16.45raifbottakes out stderr- with the trash.
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20:20.30ninnypants$rlart
20:20.31raifbotsqueezes uxp till uxp turns blue like papa smurf.
20:21.15uxpthats not nice.
20:22.12influxIt's smurf.
20:37.58ninnypantshttps://twitter.com/StealthMountain/#/favorites
20:50.35herlomindjuju: ping
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21:37.28josephscotthttp://devour.com/video/darth-sellout/
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22:05.47Monnok$chuck-fact
22:05.48raifbotIf Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
22:35.00TuxToaster_$rlart
22:35.01raifbothooks into a hydrant and hoses eggyknap down.
22:35.30josephscott$chuck-fact
22:35.30raifbotSomeone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
22:41.36influxClassic.
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23:18.03TuxToaster_$chuck-fact
23:18.04raifbotChuck Norris has all the No. 1 pencils.
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23:41.59influxWoop.
23:42.06influxJust closed 36 bug reports.
23:47.05PoeticIntensitynice!
23:48.05macnewbold"Invalid, Invalid, Invalid, Invalid, Invalid, …"
23:48.34macnewbold"Not a bug, Not a bug, WONTFIX, UserError, ...."
23:49.22josephscott$chuck-fact
23:49.22raifbotChuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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