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| 03:35.49 | Utah_Dave | ~mindjuju++ |
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| 03:49.51 | Nafai | ninnypants: Has the little one arrived? |
| 03:51.12 | ninnypants | Nafai: sure has |
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| 03:52.08 | herlo | ninnypants: congrats! |
| 03:52.14 | herlo | ninnypants: today? |
| 03:52.29 | herlo | hi Nafai!! |
| 03:53.18 | ninnypants | https://twitter.com/#!/ninnypants/status/149257308080324608 |
| 03:53.29 | ninnypants | herlo: on the 16 |
| 03:53.46 | ninnypants | was in nicu for 2 days but were finally able to bring him home last night |
| 03:53.50 | herlo | ninnypants: very nice! |
| 03:54.07 | herlo | ninnypants: I know *all* about the nicu. Those guys do a great job! |
| 03:54.22 | ninnypants | yeah the nurses are super awesome |
| 03:54.37 | herlo | glad it was only 2 days |
| 03:56.36 | Utah_Dave | ninnypants: congrats! |
| 03:58.01 | ninnypants | thanks Utah_Dave |
| 03:58.40 | ninnypants | herlo: yeah was just low blood sugar so he didn't stay long just needed to make sure it would stay up |
| 03:58.58 | herlo | ahh, indeed. Very nice! |
| 03:59.01 | ninnypants | he was only 5 pounds |
| 03:59.07 | herlo | ninnypants: mine was 3lbs 1oz |
| 03:59.16 | ninnypants | crazy |
| 03:59.22 | herlo | so tiny, his head fit in the palm of my hand... |
| 03:59.50 | ninnypants | that's about how Al is his torso is only as long as my hand |
| 04:00.26 | ninnypants | the tip of my thumb is as big as his fist |
| 04:00.51 | herlo | ninnypants: AL? |
| 04:01.04 | herlo | As in Alexander? |
| 04:01.22 | ninnypants | as in Alphonse ;) |
| 04:01.36 | herlo | ahh, nice |
| 04:01.56 | herlo | My dad calls my son Big Al, his name is Alexander (we call him AJ) |
| 04:02.03 | herlo | ninnypants: yeah, been doing a bunch of other things |
| 04:02.27 | ninnypants | why AJ? J a middle inital? |
| 04:02.30 | herlo | James |
| 04:02.43 | herlo | We wanted to call him AJ all along |
| 04:02.48 | ninnypants | I posted it to the channel for Nafai to see |
| 04:02.59 | herlo | ninnypants: I saw it |
| 04:03.02 | herlo | just didn't click yet |
| 04:03.15 | ninnypants | ah no worries can't see him in it the best anyway |
| 04:03.31 | ninnypants | but yeah we kinda had the nickname picked you all along too |
| 04:06.03 | herlo | nice |
| 04:06.24 | herlo | looks healthy! |
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| 04:36.41 | Utah_Dave | herlo: Do you have a minute for a couple application design questions? |
| 04:37.18 | herlo | uh, sure |
| 04:37.32 | herlo | dunno how much help I will be, but I can try :) |
| 04:37.56 | Utah_Dave | :) herlo always has the answers! :) |
| 04:38.18 | Utah_Dave | OK, I'm building an app that will do the following: |
| 04:38.54 | Utah_Dave | The user will use a gui (probably a web gui) to control a test run |
| 04:38.55 | herlo | uh, if you say I do :) |
| 04:39.52 | Utah_Dave | a test run will consist of causing an asterisk server to make phone calls at specified intervals for a specified duration |
| 04:40.54 | Utah_Dave | For example, make 50 thirty second phone calls per hour to a phone number for a period of 6 hours. |
| 04:41.49 | Utah_Dave | Also, the test run will send data about each call to a third party tracking server as well. |
| 04:42.37 | Utah_Dave | So, for controlling asterisk, I was thinking of using python running as a daemon, or something |
| 04:43.11 | herlo | k |
| 04:43.19 | Utah_Dave | For the gui, I'm most comfortable using PHP and codeigniter. I don't really want to jump into learning Django just yet. |
| 04:43.41 | Utah_Dave | So my question is, what would you suggest for communicating between the two? |
| 04:44.00 | Utah_Dave | I was thinking of using Redis as a queue |
| 04:44.48 | Utah_Dave | Have the web gui add items (calls) to a queue, and then have the Python daemon subscribe to the queue and fire off the phone calls |
| 04:45.02 | herlo | Utah_Dave: this seems like something that could be done with salt |
| 04:45.03 | Utah_Dave | Am I making this more complicated than needed? |
| 04:45.33 | Utah_Dave | How would Salt fit in this situation? |
| 04:45.47 | herlo | just have the front end drop a file with some sort of values |
| 04:46.08 | herlo | I guess salt isn't required, but it just depends on whether the webserver and the asterisk server are the same machine |
| 04:46.36 | herlo | but 0mq is a good way, just use a message bus |
| 04:46.39 | Utah_Dave | I'm thinking that they will be on the same machine. |
| 04:47.01 | herlo | I'm not sure if php has message buses though |
| 04:47.12 | herlo | so anyway, if you want a primitive way, I think it's pretty simple |
| 04:47.37 | herlo | have the php app drop a file, run a cron job that picks it up and launches the test/task |
| 04:48.48 | Utah_Dave | Hmm. that would probably work. That removes the dependencies on Redis and a python daemon |
| 04:50.07 | herlo | why would you want to use redis for something that simple? |
| 04:50.29 | herlo | is there going to be a lot of activity? |
| 04:50.32 | Utah_Dave | becuz I want to be l33t :) |
| 04:50.57 | Utah_Dave | Well, this is to stress test a system. |
| 04:51.07 | Utah_Dave | Make sure everything is working correctly. |
| 04:51.21 | herlo | well, I don't know a lot about Redis. |
| 04:51.31 | herlo | so maybe you could use it, I just don't know |
| 04:52.18 | Utah_Dave | The Redis subscribe / queue functionality looked really easy and if I end up needing to have multiple asterisk servers to generate a lot of calls, then it would be easy to use that queue |
| 04:52.39 | Utah_Dave | But I might be jumping the gun on that. |
| 04:52.50 | herlo | Utah_Dave: salt could do the same |
| 04:52.56 | herlo | which is what I was saying at first |
| 04:52.59 | herlo | it's just a queue |
| 04:53.05 | herlo | the only major difference is how you handle it |
| 04:53.37 | Utah_Dave | Yeah. I guess I could have salt send commands to several servers to generate call load. |
| 04:53.41 | herlo | with redis, you let them manage it, with salt, you set up a master (the web serveR) and minions (the asterisk servers) and just tell salt-call to launch the work. |
| 04:54.05 | Utah_Dave | using Salt would also make it easy to configure and reconfigure the servers |
| 04:54.09 | herlo | aye |
| 04:56.31 | Utah_Dave | Hmm. OK, thanks for that idea and letting me talk this through |
| 04:56.46 | herlo | no worries |
| 04:56.48 | herlo | good luck |
| 04:56.52 | Utah_Dave | I appreciate your help, as always! |
| 04:56.54 | herlo | let me know if I cna help further |
| 04:56.57 | herlo | :) |
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| 04:57.31 | Utah_Dave | thanks! |
| 04:57.39 | herlo | anytime |
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| 15:31.53 | Utah_Dave | Hmm. Time for a new playlist this morning. |
| 15:34.59 | jsmith | Utah_Dave: Make me one while you're at it -- but only with songs I like :-p |
| 15:38.22 | Utah_Dave | :) |
| 15:39.31 | jsmith | Once again, I put my trust in my online friends, only to reminded that I shouldn't be an optimist at times like this |
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| 15:42.34 | Utah_Dave | I pretty much have to put on headphones or I get too distracted by everyone else in the office. |
| 15:42.49 | Utah_Dave | A private office would be nice. |
| 15:43.09 | Utah_Dave | :) |
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| 15:54.30 | mindjuju_ | Utah_Dave,jsmith, did yall see the hobbit trailer ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqW_RsugUD0 100% no rick/rebecca guarantee |
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| 15:55.09 | Utah_Dave | I haven't watched it yet. |
| 15:55.38 | jsmith | mindjuju_: No, but my wife watched it this morning |
| 15:55.56 | jsmith | mindjuju_: (and she's already planning a trip for when it comes out) |
| 15:56.12 | mindjuju_ | trip to New Zealand? |
| 15:56.25 | jsmith | I wish! |
| 15:56.40 | jsmith | Naw, just an eight hour drive to be able to watch the movie with some friends |
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| 15:57.59 | Utah_Dave | aw, man. that is going to be awesome |
| 15:58.38 | mindjuju_ | yup |
| 16:05.51 | herlo | mindjuju_: good trailer |
| 16:06.40 | macnewbold | mindjuju_: thank you! best news I've had all day |
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| 16:11.24 | Utah_Dave | but why do we have to wait until NEXT DECEMBER!!!!!! |
| 16:11.37 | macnewbold | no kidding :( |
| 16:11.55 | macnewbold | which means the dvds won't be out for christmas |
| 16:12.07 | mindjuju_ | :( |
| 16:12.17 | Utah_Dave | they have to stretch the suspense out, so you'll buy the dvd set as soon as it comes out |
| 16:12.23 | Utah_Dave | And then the extended dvd set |
| 16:12.32 | Utah_Dave | and then the extended director's cut set |
| 16:12.47 | Utah_Dave | and then the extended director's cut GOLD collector's set. |
| 16:13.01 | Utah_Dave | And then all the same for the blurays. :) |
| 16:13.18 | mindjuju_ | and then they double it by splitting it out to 2 movies |
| 16:13.35 | Utah_Dave | Oh,yeah. At least 2 movies. |
| 16:13.42 | mindjuju_ | we'll be in good shape though as long as they don't make it 3D |
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| 16:15.36 | macnewbold | 3D would be okay, but they need to have a non-3d too |
| 16:15.50 | mindjuju_ | 3D not ok |
| 16:16.20 | mindjuju_ | they need to do IMAX and non-IMAX versions |
| 16:16.54 | mindjuju_ | oh and they need a cameo of beverly crusher in it |
| 16:17.00 | Utah_Dave | please no 3D. |
| 16:17.07 | Utah_Dave | 3D ruins movies. |
| 16:18.44 | mahelious | i must admit i thoroughly have no idea what movie you're talking about |
| 16:18.55 | mindjuju_ | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqW_RsugUD0 |
| 16:18.59 | mindjuju_ | mahelious ^^ |
| 16:19.09 | mindjuju_ | new trailer for the new Hobbit movie coming out |
| 16:19.30 | mahelious | thats what i thought. why would crusher be in the hobbit? |
| 16:19.52 | mindjuju_ | why was nysc or spilberg daughters in attack of the clones? |
| 16:20.44 | mahelious | because flies are attracted to excrement. i like to think peter jackson is a bit higher caliber than lucas however. |
| 16:23.41 | mahelious | wouldn't mind seeing gates mcfadden show up, i must admit. even with the years she's hotter than cate blanchett. |
| 16:24.26 | herlo | mindjuju_: ping |
| 16:29.29 | mindjuju_ | srry herlo, hang on like 2 more minutes |
| 16:29.50 | mindjuju_ | its curious that like 10 people all want to talk to me all at the same time via IM, phone and in person |
| 16:30.32 | herlo | mindjuju_: I have a good idea why :) |
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| 16:34.40 | macnewbold | mindjuju_: you have a sec? |
| 16:34.44 | macnewbold | to talk? |
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| 16:35.40 | Utah_Dave | hey, mindjuju_ |
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| 16:39.27 | mindjuju_ | just need to run over to padawan to update a project, then i'm ready for more talky |
| 16:41.52 | mindjuju_ | k, i'm back |
| 16:42.00 | mindjuju_ | what up utah_dave, macnewbold |
| 16:43.35 | Utah_Dave | I don't know what macnewbold wanted, but I was just getting in line to talk to the great mindjuju_ |
| 16:44.30 | mindjuju_ | ah |
| 16:44.42 | mindjuju_ | did you get that game thorugh Steam? |
| 16:45.02 | Utah_Dave | yeah, I did! |
| 16:45.17 | Utah_Dave | Thanks bro! I downloaded it last night. I'm going to give it a spin tonight |
| 16:45.43 | Utah_Dave | I gave you a ~mindjuju++ |
| 16:45.47 | mindjuju_ | if 1 copy of it was $3, makes sense to just get the 4pack for af ew bucks more and hand them out |
| 16:46.01 | mindjuju_ | plus, maybe we'll be on at the same time and game |
| 16:48.17 | Utah_Dave | yeah! |
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| 17:14.43 | macnewbold | mindjuju_: i was just trying to join the crowd of people lined up to talk to you. but now that i got your attention, thanks for sharing the Hobbit trailer. |
| 17:32.10 | josephscott | http://devour.com/video/jedi-ninjas/ |
| 17:32.31 | josephscott | I've said it before, I'll say it again, the force and light sabers make everything better :-) |
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| 17:35.33 | TuxToaster | $rlart |
| 17:35.34 | raifbot | crushes Utah_Dave with a full height scsi disk. |
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| 17:45.19 | TuxToaster | josephscott, you around? |
| 17:46.56 | TuxToaster | n/m, figured it out |
| 17:48.37 | Monnok | $chuck-fact |
| 17:48.37 | raifbot | Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because the only element Chuck Norris recognizes is the element of suprise |
| 17:49.08 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 17:49.19 | josephscott | TuxToaster: yep |
| 17:49.30 | josephscott | ok |
| 17:50.08 | TuxToaster | josephscott: was just trying to figure out how to make the action handlers in Net_SmartIRC be case insensitive. |
| 17:50.28 | TuxToaster | but remembered the inline modifier syntax and it worked |
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| 18:12.52 | mgeary | ~rlart |
| 18:12.52 | ibot | makes a balloon animal out of Nafai |
| 18:13.15 | mgeary | herlo: so, did you go skiing last weekend? |
| 18:13.26 | herlo | mgeary: I did, and yesterday as well |
| 18:13.33 | mgeary | where'd ya go? |
| 18:13.38 | herlo | Solitude on Sunday, park city yesterday |
| 18:13.46 | herlo | kiddo is doing well! |
| 18:14.10 | mgeary | i haven't been to either of those resorts. Had a great time at Brighton on Saturday, though |
| 18:14.30 | mgeary | hoping to go at least a couple of times between Christmas and New Years |
| 18:23.18 | Monnok | i should be there on saturday |
| 18:24.30 | mgeary | we've got tons of family coming on Saturday |
| 19:29.31 | Nafai | geez, I step away for a bit and I get turned into a giraffe |
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| 20:27.31 | ninnypants | $chuck-fact |
| 20:27.31 | raifbot | Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. |
| 20:29.11 | Nafai | heh |
| 20:29.21 | Nafai | ninnypants: congrats on the healthy boy! |
| 20:30.10 | ninnypants | thanks |
| 20:30.26 | ninnypants | he already seems to enjoy computers too ;) |
| 20:31.24 | Nafai | awesome! |
| 20:31.34 | Nafai | a geek baby |
| 20:47.41 | mgeary | hrm. i guess they don't, but they no longer show you the buffering state |
| 20:50.19 | macnewbold | mgeary: last time I saw, it still showed me the buffering state. |
| 20:53.20 | mgeary | http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=G0k3kHtyoqc <-- doesn't show |
| 21:01.46 | DexterTheDragon | shows for me |
| 21:01.53 | mgeary | weird |
| 21:01.54 | mindjuju_ | same |
| 21:02.02 | mindjuju_ | DtD, could be an end user issue |
| 21:02.07 | mindjuju_ | ;) |
| 21:02.11 | mgeary | ~lart mindjuju_ |
| 21:02.11 | ibot | shoots mindjuju_ in the head |
| 21:02.15 | mgeary | ouch |
| 21:02.23 | mindjuju_ | k, that LART was deserved |
| 21:02.25 | mindjuju_ | :) |
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| 21:47.42 | skinner | ~rlart |
| 21:47.42 | ibot | eats sheri and falls over dead |
| 21:47.49 | skinner | ~lart |
| 21:52.12 | sheri | :) |
| 21:52.16 | sheri | rawr |
| 21:58.29 | influx | ~lart eval |
| 21:58.29 | ibot | executes killall -TERM eval |
| 22:01.46 | captbrogers | So, has anyone written anything spiffy with MongoDB or some other NoSQL database? |
| 22:15.11 | skinner | why is it popular to list job openings looking for "rockstar" whatevers to join a company using "cutting edge" technologies? |
| 22:16.22 | mindjuju_ | skinner, ask mgeary and sunsparc about that |
| 22:16.50 | mindjuju_ | they both have taken a stance against that very thing, as employers |
| 22:17.05 | mindjuju_ | well, sunsparc doesn't own RAIN, but was telling me about their policy |
| 22:18.14 | mindjuju_ | skinner lamenting employers who require "rockstars" |
| 22:18.27 | SunSparc | Yeah, Rain decided to stop hiring rockstars. They were too high maintenance. |
| 22:18.54 | SunSparc | Kept getting in trouble with the ladies and such. |
| 22:19.05 | mindjuju_ | psh, groupies, what a hassle |
| 22:19.12 | SunSparc | Seriousl. |
| 22:22.04 | SunSparc | lol |
| 22:22.31 | SunSparc | He would probably sing the code. |
| 22:24.43 | skinner | I guess i'm just wondering if something is wrong with me cause those kinds of job postings kinda make me roll my eyes a little |
| 22:24.49 | Bikerdan_ | It'd probably be really hard to get help from him... With all those ladies all over him all the time... He'd probably just keep asking, "what?..." "what?" |
| 22:25.27 | mindjuju_ | prolly codes from a lawn chair |
| 22:26.04 | Bikerdan_ | He would probably also have lots of HR issues... |
| 22:26.05 | mindjuju_ | yeah, prolly |
| 22:26.35 | skinner | while in said lawn chair, he would probably point a hair dryer at passing cars just to see the drivers expressions |
| 22:26.44 | *** part/#uphpu mgeary (~mgeary@66.233.220.188) |
| 22:26.54 | Bikerdan_ | Runnin around screamin, "I'M A GIGOLO!" |
| 22:27.35 | Monnok | i get annoyed t the emails with "Urgent Requirement" in the subject |
| 22:27.54 | Monnok | i tend to not even read those |
| 22:28.00 | Bikerdan_ | Yeah. Me too. It takes most of my day to respond to all of them. |
| 22:28.43 | *** join/#uphpu josephscott (~josephsco@104.2.233.72.static.reverse.ltdomains.com) |
| 22:28.43 | *** mode/#UPHPU [+o josephscott] by ChanServ |
| 22:29.48 | Monnok | And anyone that uses the term "just wanted to touch base with you" goes on my list |
| 22:29.54 | Monnok | not the good list either |
| 22:30.14 | Bikerdan_ | And the whold ,"Just ping me" thing. |
| 22:30.17 | Bikerdan_ | Pisses me off |
| 22:30.30 | mindjuju_ | i wonder if they mayans are right |
| 22:30.37 | Bikerdan_ | 2012? |
| 22:30.45 | mindjuju_ | yeah |
| 22:30.54 | jsmith | mindjuju_: Naw, that's all based on a comet, and the information is all wrong |
| 22:30.59 | Bikerdan_ | There is a guy, that is going to jump off a cliff that day. |
| 22:31.14 | Monnok | they better be, cause i dont have a retirement plan |
| 22:31.17 | Bikerdan_ | He says there is going to be a portal that opens and when ge goes through it, he can save the world. |
| 22:31.27 | mindjuju_ | that's awesome bikerdan |
| 22:31.36 | Bikerdan_ | He even has a site. |
| 22:31.39 | Bikerdan_ | I'll have to find it. |
| 22:31.48 | Monnok | so if we all die, he failed and can blame him? |
| 22:33.20 | Bikerdan_ | http://www.1111invitation2012.info/1111Invitation2012/11_11_Invitation.html |
| 22:33.55 | Bikerdan_ | http://www.1111invitation2012.info/1111Invitation2012/Leap_of_Faith.html |
| 22:36.36 | captbrogers | Seems legit. I mean, he _does_ have a hit counter at the bottom |
| 22:37.07 | Bikerdan_ | It's funny... He was saying that he is going to go through the portal and save the world. Then he says something like, "If the portal doesn't open, we'll all be dead anyway" |
| 22:37.22 | Bikerdan_ | That's total faith that it's the end of the world. |
| 22:37.47 | Bikerdan_ | Not even the option of it being another day. |
| 22:38.26 | Monnok | Yeah, at least with the rapture, you can go back and say "oops, i got the wrong day, forgot to carry the 1" |
| 22:38.37 | Monnok | a few times |
| 22:39.43 | Bikerdan_ | Can't he maybe just run and jump into the portal from the ground? Maybe that would work? |
| 22:39.50 | captbrogers | I rather like the Oatmeal's version of why it didn't happen the last few times |
| 22:39.58 | *** join/#uphpu ninnypants (~ninnypant@69.169.155.132.provo.static.broadweavenetworks.net) |
| 22:39.59 | *** mode/#UPHPU [+v ninnypants] by ChanServ |
| 22:40.19 | Bikerdan_ | I would laugh if he jumped, the portal opened, and he missed it by a couple of feet... |
| 22:40.27 | Bikerdan_ | Right before I died. |
| 22:45.02 | mindjuju_ | Bikerdan_ about running and jumping from the ground, won't work |
| 22:45.05 | mindjuju_ | you have to be going 88 miles per hour |
| 22:45.31 | mindjuju_ | oh and be holding a lightning rod (unless you have plutonium on ya) |
| 22:45.40 | Monnok | how many jigawatts do you need? |
| 22:45.46 | mindjuju_ | 1.21 |
| 22:46.35 | jsmith | http://news.discovery.com/space/the-2012-mayan-calendar-doomsday-date-might-be-wrong.html |
| 22:47.36 | Bikerdan_ | Oh yeah... Forgot about that. |
| 22:47.48 | mindjuju_ | ~dict bunkum |
| 22:48.03 | mindjuju_ | limh |
| 22:55.48 | influx | zimh |
| 23:29.59 | Utah_Dave | ~lart Internet Explorer |
| 23:29.59 | ibot | hauls Internet Explorer up by the scruff of the neck and spanks him until he waddles |
| 23:30.06 | Bikerdan_ | Thanks |
| 23:30.10 | Utah_Dave | ~lart Internet Explorer |
| 23:30.10 | ibot | puts Internet Explorer into a headlock and administers a mighty noogie, rubbing half of Internet Explorer's hair of |
| 23:30.13 | Bikerdan_ | Keep going! |
| 23:30.20 | Utah_Dave | ~kill Internet Explorer |
| 23:30.20 | ibot | ACTION shoots a excited tachyon gun at Internet Explorer |
| 23:30.22 | Bikerdan_ | lol |
| 23:30.37 | mindjuju_ | Bikerdan_ , forgot to tell you, i set up a spleef arena |
| 23:30.44 | Bikerdan_ | nice! |
| 23:30.46 | Bikerdan_ | Where is it? |
| 23:30.58 | mindjuju_ | just west of your castle, in the ocean |
| 23:31.10 | Bikerdan_ | nice |
| 23:31.19 | Bikerdan_ | Did you get a chance to see my maze and house yet? |
| 23:31.32 | mindjuju_ | i saw the house, but didn't go in |
| 23:31.36 | mindjuju_ | looks realistic though! |
| 23:31.43 | mindjuju_ | how long did take to make? |
| 23:31.47 | Bikerdan_ | It's a replica of the house I lived in in Mapleton |
| 23:32.03 | Bikerdan_ | 2 - 3 sessions of playing. |
| 23:32.12 | Bikerdan_ | would have been longer if I didn't have worldedit |
| 23:33.01 | mindjuju_ | worldedit is so nice! |
| 23:33.05 | Bikerdan_ | Yeah. |
| 23:33.06 | Bikerdan_ | I love it |
| 23:33.12 | Bikerdan_ | Saves sooo much time |
| 23:33.41 | Bikerdan_ | There is cake at the end of my maze.... |
| 23:34.03 | Bikerdan_ | Not lying |
| 23:34.25 | mindjuju_ | you know what they say |
| 23:34.28 | mindjuju_ | the cake is a lie |
| 23:34.34 | Bikerdan_ | The cake is a lie... |
| 23:34.38 | Bikerdan_ | Except for in my maze |
| 23:34.42 | Bikerdan_ | :) |
| 23:35.07 | josePHPagoda | hi mindjuju_! |
| 23:35.11 | josePHPagoda | how's life? |
| 23:35.31 | mindjuju_ | good, just suspicious of Bikerdan_ and his cake |
| 23:35.48 | Bikerdan_ | It's ok... you can trust me. |
| 23:35.57 | Bikerdan_ | Why would I lie about cake? |
| 23:36.09 | Bikerdan_ | My precious cake..... |
| 23:36.20 | ninnypants | oh that reminded me that I played two player portal and wondered why I waited so long to do so |
| 23:36.46 | Bikerdan_ | That reminds me... I need to play portal 2 |
| 23:36.58 | mindjuju_ | ninnypants, what's this i hear about a +1 to the ninnypants userbase? |
| 23:37.26 | *** mode/#UPHPU [+o mindjuju] by ChanServ |
| 23:37.30 | Bikerdan_ | It's 50% off right now! |
| 23:38.19 | Bikerdan_ | Valve complete pack is %75 percent off too! |
| 23:39.01 | ninnypants | yeah on the 16th we had a ninnypantsfam++ |
| 23:39.03 | ninnypants | :) |
| 23:39.14 | mindjuju | congrats! |
| 23:39.19 | ninnypants | thanks |
| 23:39.28 | mindjuju | the 16, wasn't that like the day we met up at 5guys? |
| 23:39.36 | ninnypants | mindjuju: have you seen any of the pics? |
| 23:39.43 | mindjuju | pics? where?? |
| 23:39.47 | ninnypants | no that was before |
| 23:40.01 | ninnypants | mindjuju: I'll have to find some I'm sure my wife posted some |
| 23:40.19 | mindjuju | yeah! |
| 23:40.26 | mindjuju | what's the ole +1 named? |
| 23:42.22 | ninnypants | Alphonse |
| 23:42.24 | ninnypants | https://twitter.com/#!/ninnypants/status/149257308080324608 |
| 23:42.46 | mindjuju | awesome pic! |
| 23:42.48 | mindjuju | congrats! |
| 23:43.03 | mindjuju | did you get to drive like NASCAR to hosiptal? |
| 23:43.19 | ninnypants | https://twitter.com/#!/Jojo_Bean/status/148847073243045888 |
| 23:43.27 | ninnypants | https://twitter.com/#!/Jojo_Bean/status/149315192621252608 |
| 23:43.47 | mindjuju | awesome pics! |
| 23:43.57 | ninnypants | yeah was crazy. We woke up at 5am and kelly was gushing amniotic fluid and blood |
| 23:44.11 | mindjuju | oh man! |
| 23:44.13 | ninnypants | was crazy |
| 23:44.46 | ninnypants | she had an abruption and then labored for 17.5 hours |
| 23:44.56 | mindjuju | oh man! |
| 23:44.58 | ninnypants | then we ended up having an emergency c section |
| 23:45.21 | Bikerdan_ | Was the baby early at all? |
| 23:45.58 | ninnypants | nope on time |
| 23:46.03 | ninnypants | 39 weeks |
| 23:46.04 | Bikerdan_ | That's good to hear |
| 23:46.16 | mindjuju | i'm glad mom and child are ok |
| 23:46.20 | Bikerdan_ | Our first was an abruption but he was 2 months early |
| 23:46.25 | ninnypants | yeah he's tiny though but not as tiny as herlo's |
| 23:46.36 | ninnypants | Bikerdan_: that's crazy |
| 23:46.42 | Bikerdan_ | It was scary |
| 23:46.50 | Bikerdan_ | Worst time of my life. |
| 23:47.04 | Bikerdan_ | We spent every day of two months in the hospital |
| 23:47.40 | mindjuju | ouch! |
| 23:47.41 | Bikerdan_ | I haven't had good luck with kids. |
| 23:47.49 | mindjuju | i think i would have gone batty |
| 23:47.51 | Bikerdan_ | My second one was in for a month. A month early as well |
| 23:48.00 | Bikerdan_ | Maybe that's what's wrong with me. |
| 23:48.06 | Bikerdan_ | :) |
| 23:49.24 | mindjuju | as it was, i was working tons of overtime to offset the costs, so was working crazy hours then sleep at th ehospital, life=hard, but luckily only had to do that for 3 days, i can't imagine longer |
| 23:50.09 | Bikerdan_ | It's crazy... You can't really imagine doing that, but when you need to, you just do. |
| 23:51.03 | ninnypants | yeah Al was only in the NICU for 2 days but it was terrible |
| 23:52.59 | mindjuju | man! i'm sorry to hear |
| 23:54.54 | TuxToaster | congrats ninnypants :-) |
| 23:55.47 | ninnypants | thanks TuxToaster |
| 23:56.16 | ninnypants | mindjuju: it's ok we weren't nearly as bad off as everyone else in there |
| 23:57.47 | mindjuju | still though, a very emotional time. I'm glad both are fine |
| 23:58.15 | mindjuju | ~give everybody in UPHPU a rubba cigar to celebrate for ninnypants |
| 23:58.15 | ibot | ACTION gives in UPHPU a rubba cigar to celebrate for ninnypants to everybody |