| 00:04.49 | josephscott | ~lolstats |
| 00:04.49 | ibot | total count of lol on #uphpu: 3216. Top 3: carmony -- 444 (13.8%), TuxToaster -- 425 (13.2%), SunSparc -- 407 (12.7%) |
| 00:04.59 | josephscott | $rlart |
| 00:04.59 | raifbot | executes killall -HUP unum. |
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| 00:30.18 | mahelious | grr |
| 00:31.30 | mahelious | trying to install a wimp server. all the msdn guides claim that pear should be packaged along with php, but none of the available packages actually have it |
| 00:31.35 | mahelious | ~lart microsoft |
| 00:31.35 | ibot | puts on some milking gloves. "All right, now, microsoft, this won't hurt a bit...." |
| 00:32.19 | mindjuju_ | it's a good thing IIS isn't availabe on linux |
| 00:35.28 | mindjuju_ | josePHPagoda, i'm actually splitting for about 40 minutes, but then i'll be back /me has a huge rollout this evening so i'll be around |
| 00:35.33 | mindjuju_ | brb |
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| 03:35.23 | ninnypants | mindjuju_: how's the UTOS WordPress stuff coming? |
| 03:39.24 | TuxToaster | $rlart |
| 03:39.26 | raifbot | frags gshipley with his BFG9000. |
| 03:40.42 | ninnypants | $chuck-fact |
| 03:40.42 | raifbot | Darth Vader dresses up as Chuck Norris for Halloween. |
| 03:40.49 | ninnypants | evening TuxToaster |
| 03:41.24 | TuxToaster | howdy ninnypants |
| 03:41.45 | TuxToaster | $chuck-fact |
| 03:41.46 | raifbot | Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes |
| 03:41.50 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 03:43.16 | ninnypants | $chuck-fact |
| 03:43.17 | raifbot | Chuck Norris uses tabasco as eye drops. |
| 03:43.30 | ninnypants | you workin on anything fun tonight? |
| 03:47.31 | TuxToaster | nope, just unwinding tonight. |
| 03:48.53 | TuxToaster | been a long day. Not to mention after having a quick bout of the flu over the weekend, I haven't felt much like working all week. :-) |
| 03:49.20 | ninnypants | TuxToaster: ahh you've where I was at a couple weeks ago |
| 03:49.40 | TuxToaster | how long did it take to recover? |
| 03:50.21 | TuxToaster | the main part of the flu only lasted a couple of days, thankfully. But I just generally feel bleh. |
| 03:53.27 | ninnypants | It took me maybe 2 days after to get over it |
| 03:53.36 | ninnypants | had it for about 3 days though |
| 03:54.02 | ninnypants | but for about a month I was working until 3 am almost every night |
| 03:54.22 | TuxToaster | ouch |
| 03:54.28 | TuxToaster | I don't miss that one |
| 03:55.47 | TuxToaster | luckily my current job is pretty stable on hours, though it's not uncommon for me to come home and do some work (either work-related or side projects) for a few hours at night |
| 03:56.13 | TuxToaster | but this week I just haven't felt it. |
| 03:56.56 | ninnypants | yeah I was on the verge of burnout for a while recently but managed to pull myself back by buying a couple video games and playing through them |
| 03:57.20 | ninnypants | mine was pretty stable but we're starting a studio so hours have ended up kind of crazy |
| 03:57.24 | TuxToaster | my last job we would go in bouts of having to work late to get projects done, I really didn't mind the first couple of times as there were legitimate reasons, but it got old very quickly |
| 03:58.34 | TuxToaster | yeah I recently agreed to take on a project on the side, so I'm hoping I can get back into the swing of things soon. heh. |
| 03:59.45 | ninnypants | yeah I've got a few side projects that are still hanging around and it's driving me crazy |
| 04:00.25 | TuxToaster | hehe yup |
| 04:01.17 | Nafai | Some of us need to find "projects" period. :) |
| 04:02.35 | TuxToaster | heh |
| 04:03.08 | TuxToaster | many of my projects are just side things I want to do |
| 04:03.16 | TuxToaster | some could make money, some probably not so much. |
| 04:03.27 | Nafai | Yeah, I need to start making money |
| 04:03.35 | TuxToaster | yeah that could be helpful :-) |
| 04:05.45 | ninnypants | Nafai: no luck finding anything? |
| 04:05.53 | ninnypants | you could try doing something like this http://markmaunder.com/2011/05/27/its-ok-to-make-an-extra-2k-per-month-if-youre-a-programmer-heres-how/ |
| 04:06.31 | Nafai | ninnypants: not at the moment, but my roommate and I have come up with some ideas that I might be hacking on soon |
| 04:06.42 | ninnypants | nice |
| 04:06.45 | Nafai | ninnypants: but, I'm moving this weekend, so taking care of that has kind of taken priority |
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| 04:07.03 | ninnypants | you need help moving if the kid isn't here yet? |
| 04:07.30 | Nafai | nope, I'm good, between my brother and sister-in-law and Dad and roommate, I should be fine |
| 04:07.35 | Nafai | I forgot that it was that soon! |
| 04:13.05 | TuxToaster | btw Nafai, another good option is places like vWorker (formerly Rent-A-Coder) and others where you can bid on projects to do, those are sometimes nice if you want to pick up a couple of relatively small projects without the commitments that often come with normal arrangements |
| 04:13.22 | TuxToaster | I've had some good success with those in the past anyways |
| 04:15.08 | Nafai | TuxToaster: Yeah, I've considered those, I need to look into those once I get settled. |
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| 04:18.07 | Nafai | Another really good one that is getting going is worklist. I'm pretty sure most of the projects right now are PHP, too. https://www.worklist.net/worklist/ |
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| 04:34.37 | TuxToaster | $8ball should I go to bed now? |
| 04:34.37 | raifbot | TuxToaster - Reply hazy, try again. |
| 04:34.43 | TuxToaster | meh, bad bot |
| 04:34.57 | TuxToaster | Nafai: ooh, I'll have to check that one out |
| 04:35.34 | TuxToaster | not as big of a project base but intresting |
| 04:35.45 | TuxToaster | $8ball should I go to bed now? |
| 04:35.46 | raifbot | TuxToaster - You may rely on it. |
| 04:35.49 | TuxToaster | yay |
| 04:36.30 | TuxToaster | night everyone |
| 04:38.22 | ninnypants | Nafai: where're you moving to? |
| 04:44.05 | Nafai | ninnypants: Idaho Falls, to live with my Mom |
| 04:44.28 | ninnypants | whoa crazy didn't realize you were moving that far away |
| 04:44.35 | Nafai | yeah :( |
| 04:45.08 | ninnypants | moving there because of your eyes? |
| 04:47.31 | Nafai | yeah, that along with everything else has made it difficult. being in Idaho with more family around to help will help me get on my feet |
| 04:47.37 | Nafai | while I adjust to not being able to drive, etc |
| 04:48.07 | ninnypants | makes sense |
| 04:48.17 | ninnypants | hope it goes well for you |
| 04:48.32 | Nafai | thanks man |
| 04:48.39 | Nafai | thank goodness for IRC so I can still keep in touch |
| 04:48.49 | ninnypants | yeah we should see if we can get lunch before you leave |
| 04:49.14 | ninnypants | maybe just uphpu but I'm not sure if I'm going since the baby can come any time |
| 04:51.28 | ninnypants | are you wanting a ride if we do go? |
| 04:52.00 | herlo | ninnypants: you should go. The baby will come when its ready, and you'll still be able to get to her in short order :) |
| 04:52.10 | herlo | ninnypants: or bring her with. Even better plan! |
| 04:52.20 | herlo | teach that little one some PHP! |
| 04:52.29 | ninnypants | herlo: exactly |
| 04:52.58 | ninnypants | it's mostly up to her though she seems to want to go so we can go to applebee's |
| 04:53.52 | Nafai | ninnypants: yeah, for sure. |
| 04:56.49 | herlo | ninnypants: haha, nice |
| 04:57.09 | herlo | ninnypants: unfortunately, I will not be there in person. But make carmony use google+ so I can watch :) |
| 04:58.18 | ninnypants | is there a uphpu group on g+? |
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| 05:13.49 | Nafai | wait |
| 05:13.53 | Nafai | he has an evil twin? |
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| 05:22.47 | ninnypants | yeah his name is mindjuju_ |
| 05:23.02 | ninnypants | he's the dopleganger of mindjuju |
| 05:23.36 | herlo | with a beard! |
| 05:23.38 | ninnypants | s/dopleganger/doppelganger/ |
| 05:23.52 | herlo | that's how you determine the evil one, you know! |
| 05:23.59 | ninnypants | makes sense |
| 05:24.14 | herlo | :) |
| 05:26.29 | ninnypants | beards see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g8bUt9toVM |
| 05:27.12 | Nafai | wait |
| 05:27.19 | Nafai | beard == evil? |
| 05:29.13 | josephscott | $rlart |
| 05:29.13 | raifbot | stuffs utahcon into a shiny new tin can and vacuum seals it. |
| 05:38.20 | josephscott | → |
| 05:46.20 | josephscott | ~lolstats |
| 05:46.20 | ibot | total count of lol on #uphpu: 3217. Top 3: carmony -- 444 (13.8%), TuxToaster -- 426 (13.2%), SunSparc -- 407 (12.7%) |
| 05:54.30 | josephscott | $chuck-fact |
| 05:54.31 | raifbot | Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye. |
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| 15:42.16 | josephscott | $rlart |
| 15:42.17 | raifbot | tries to shut romanovic up. |
| 15:42.25 | josephscott | hmmm, need nicer larts |
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| 15:51.06 | Utah_Dave | ~nicelart |
| 15:51.11 | Utah_Dave | $nicelart |
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| 16:06.47 | mgeary | ~rlart |
| 16:06.47 | ibot | changes fridgesm's permissions to 0777 and tells the world |
| 16:07.41 | Monnok | $chuck-fact |
| 16:07.42 | raifbot | Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is. |
| 16:08.01 | Monnok | $linus-fact |
| 16:08.08 | Monnok | aww |
| 16:11.26 | macnewbold | Monnok: this is #uphpu - try $rasmus-fact |
| 16:12.03 | Monnok | rasmus? |
| 16:12.31 | Monnok | oic |
| 16:12.59 | Monnok | hmm, not sure i buy into that |
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| 16:16.53 | mgeary | meh |
| 16:17.01 | mgeary | $guido-fact |
| 16:17.42 | dezertol | $obama-fact |
| 16:17.53 | Monnok | $false-fact |
| 16:17.54 | dezertol | hehe that would have been funny |
| 16:18.44 | mgeary | so, i had dinner on Sunday with L. Tom Perry, LDS apostle. It was interesting that one thing he brought up was, "Obama has done a lot of good things" |
| 16:18.49 | dezertol | Did you know that Mt Dew has orange juice in it |
| 16:19.04 | dezertol | and in Japan they use tangarine's instead |
| 16:19.33 | dezertol | well ya... if he's trying to usher in the second comming |
| 16:19.36 | dezertol | lol /joke |
| 16:20.25 | mgeary | i just dislike how many Utah mormons at large seem to feel it's their religious obligation to be right-wing fanatics |
| 16:20.32 | mgeary | but let's not go there today |
| 16:20.37 | dezertol | he's done a lot of things... them being "good" however is subject to opinion |
| 16:20.46 | dezertol | meh.. |
| 16:21.02 | dezertol | I'm mormon but.. given Mcain vs obama.. we made the right choice |
| 16:21.15 | dezertol | mcain was a joke |
| 16:21.34 | dezertol | how can the leader of the country not know how to use a computer |
| 16:22.07 | mgeary | my former bishop's wife is L. Tom Perry's daughter |
| 16:22.25 | mgeary | our sons are good friends; we were invited to an ordination and dinner |
| 16:22.32 | josephscott | nice |
| 16:22.59 | mgeary | Elder Perry asserted that Harry Reid has done a ton of good for the church |
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| 16:23.23 | mgeary | of course, all this is only after i was "outed" as a mormon democrat ;) |
| 16:23.43 | josephscott | haha |
| 16:24.35 | josephscott | I've registered independent for many years and voted for people on both sides, but in many circles that seems to make me look like a raging liberal ;-) |
| 16:25.05 | josephscott | lets just say I'm careful about conversations with my wife's family |
| 16:25.58 | dezertol | I think I"m registered as a republican.. but.. tend to vote for whoever I think is more competent |
| 16:26.15 | Nafai | josephscott: Heh, I have to be careful about conversations with my own family |
| 16:26.25 | dezertol | if I don't think they can "do the job" I don't care what they're say they beleive in |
| 16:27.05 | dezertol | I'm lucky in that regard because I just don't care what my family thinks.. and they know it |
| 16:27.06 | dezertol | lol |
| 16:27.23 | dezertol | so I don't worry about stuff like that so much |
| 16:27.25 | Bikerdan | So did he explain hisself about obama and Reid? |
| 16:27.26 | josephscott | I've been registered a republican multiple times, you have to do that in Utah in order to vote on the republican ballot for some elections |
| 16:27.49 | Nafai | mgeary: Moving to Utah County has actually brought me to be more "liberal". But compared to many of my friends from elsewhere, I'm as conservative as they come |
| 16:27.54 | josephscott | then the next day I send in a new registration as an independent again :-) |
| 16:28.14 | dezertol | nice |
| 16:28.29 | dezertol | I wish it didn't matter |
| 16:28.45 | dezertol | why can't people just vote for whoever |
| 16:28.47 | dezertol | ya know |
| 16:28.55 | Nafai | no kidding |
| 16:29.23 | dezertol | I do think it's funny that Trump is thinking of running independent .. |
| 16:29.24 | dezertol | lol |
| 16:29.44 | Nafai | s/independent// |
| 16:30.03 | dezertol | I'd love to see him tell Hu Jintao that he's fired |
| 16:30.43 | dezertol | and usher in world war 3 |
| 16:30.49 | dezertol | well.. not the war part |
| 16:31.02 | dezertol | but.. it would be funny to see him tell Hu that he's ried |
| 16:31.04 | dezertol | fired |
| 16:31.10 | josephscott | it's be nice if both dems and repubs had open elections in Utah, but given the huge majority of repubs in the state they probably don't see it as having any upside for them and lots of potential down side |
| 16:31.36 | dezertol | ya your probably right |
| 16:32.56 | Nafai | I've never understood the closed eleections thing |
| 16:33.43 | dezertol | I think a lot of it is designed to be confusing |
| 16:34.05 | dezertol | to try to weed out the people not really dedicated to the political system |
| 16:34.18 | dezertol | vs.. the people that just know what they want.. |
| 16:39.32 | dezertol | so I setup a clamav/amavis/spamassass/sendmail box yesterday.. does amavis automatically use spamassassin.. I can't find any docs on how to intergrate it |
| 16:40.02 | dezertol | seems like it just wraps it.. and doesn't call it directly |
| 16:42.08 | dezertol | any Skier out there -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5dOB3VSyC8 |
| 16:48.10 | Monnok | that was cool, tho i cringed every time his skis left the snow |
| 16:49.51 | herlo | mgeary: really? I was going to try to hit the slopes on Sunday with the boy! |
| 16:49.58 | mgeary | hey hey |
| 16:49.58 | Monnok | my dad is a patroller there |
| 16:50.38 | Monnok | said the snow hasnt been all that special so far, but idk since it snowed this week |
| 16:50.49 | Monnok | ill ask him at lunch |
| 16:50.59 | mgeary | cool. herlo, you should come to Brighton |
| 16:55.37 | herlo | mgeary: well, I am trying not to ski on Saturdays this year... |
| 16:55.47 | herlo | weekdays and Sunday :) |
| 16:55.54 | mgeary | ah, because of the crowds, i assume? |
| 16:56.35 | herlo | mgeary: I work on Saturdays :) |
| 16:56.41 | herlo | and swap out a weekday for it :) |
| 16:56.44 | mgeary | i actually have a pass for free skiing at Brighton on Mondays, but not sure when i'll ever get to |
| 16:57.06 | herlo | mgeary: did you buy that pass? I would like to get one of those... |
| 17:00.11 | mgeary | herlo: the one i got (last spring) was a no-brainer. it was $49 and gave me 7peaks/trafalga for a year plus 2 free saturdays at Brighton last season, plus one free pass to the Canyons, plus free mondays at Brighton all this season except for holiday mondays. The Canyons pass alone would have cost like $75 |
| 17:01.45 | dezertol | back when I was younger and healthy (er) I would go snowboarding.. but.. as I didn't dare push my skill set.. it became the same ol' thing every time down so I gave it up |
| 17:02.08 | Nafai | I've only been snowboarding once |
| 17:02.12 | Nafai | I really would love to take it up |
| 17:02.16 | Nafai | but it's not reasonable any more |
| 17:02.27 | Nafai | too much risk of bone breakage, with my osteoporisis and all |
| 17:02.33 | herlo | mgeary: I saw the pass of all passes, but it didn't have that on there that I could tell |
| 17:03.12 | dezertol | snowboarding is fun and I'd do it again.. I sold my gear tho.. so I'd have to re-buy or rent |
| 17:03.49 | dezertol | it's fun and enjoyable for me if i'm not on a time church.. and not feeling like I got to keep up with everyone else |
| 17:04.11 | mgeary | herlo: yeah, it was through KSL and kind of came and went. There's a similar one out now, but doesn't have as much |
| 17:04.13 | dezertol | I like to just cut wide slow turns take my time and enjoy the hill |
| 17:04.31 | dezertol | seems like when I go.. I'm always stuck with the 100 mph group |
| 17:05.49 | dezertol | that some how think they need to get in as many runs as possible to "get their money's worth" |
| 17:06.40 | dezertol | and while I can easily keep up.. just tucking down and going as fast as possible isn't my thing |
| 17:07.02 | dezertol | course.. it's been 15 years.. so I'd probably kill myself if I tried it now |
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| 17:15.26 | macnewbold | mgeary: recently they had the same/similar pass on citydeals.com - we picked some up at $20/each |
| 17:17.15 | Utah_Dave | sometimes following layer after layer of recursion causes my brain to fry |
| 17:17.46 | Nafai | Utah_Dave: Stackoverflow in your brain? :) |
| 17:22.17 | Utah_Dave | :) yeah. I had to go get a Dr. Pepper for an extra boost. |
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| 17:23.13 | mgeary | macnewbold: yeah, i saw those. They're pretty much the same, except for the free Canyons pass. |
| 17:23.52 | macnewbold | yeah, i don't think it's canyons this time, but it includes one of the resorts. Though since i have no gear and would have to rent everything, I'm not sure if we're going to use that |
| 17:24.03 | macnewbold | I think renting gear to go once would cost more than the pass did… |
| 17:24.04 | herlo | dezertol: haha, nice |
| 17:25.36 | *** topic/#UPHPU by macnewbold -> Utah PHP Users | uphpu.org | Meeting tonight! Justin Carmony on Blazing Data with Redis, 7pm @ C7 Bluffdale | Submit a talk proposal: http://www.phparch.com/2011/12/php-tek-call-for-papers-is-now-open/ |
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| 17:56.12 | josephscott | $rlart |
| 17:56.12 | raifbot | takes large quantities of Krispy Kream donuts and stuffs them one after another down ChanServ's throat until ChanServ puts on 150lbs. |
| 17:57.40 | aarobc_work | I now want donuts :( |
| 17:58.11 | josephscott | ~give aarobc_work donuts |
| 17:58.12 | ibot | ACTION gives donuts to aarobc_work |
| 17:58.45 | aarobc_work | :D |
| 17:58.55 | dezertol | damn.. ChanServ gets' all the luck |
| 18:01.08 | josephscott | $chuck-fact |
| 18:02.03 | josephscott | $random-number |
| 18:02.19 | josephscott | hmmm |
| 18:02.29 | raifbot | Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it. |
| 18:02.40 | josephscott | bit delayed there |
| 18:02.55 | raifbot | josephscott your number is : 1,009,683,635 |
| 18:02.56 | dezertol | lol |
| 18:02.56 | josePHPagoda | the bot is tired |
| 18:02.56 | dezertol | can't you do a max on that |
| 18:03.21 | josephscott | $random-number 1 250 |
| 18:03.22 | raifbot | josephscott your number is : 148 |
| 18:03.32 | josephscott | $random-number 10 |
| 18:03.32 | raifbot | josephscott your number is : 0 |
| 18:03.54 | dezertol | $random-number 25 |
| 18:03.54 | raifbot | dezertol your number is : 13 |
| 18:04.16 | josephscott | lucky :-) |
| 18:04.24 | dezertol | lol |
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| 18:04.45 | dezertol | I thought there was a dice roller to.. like.. 2d25 or something |
| 18:06.34 | josephscott | ~dice |
| 18:06.40 | josephscott | don't know |
| 18:07.00 | dezertol | maybe that was a different channel |
| 18:07.05 | dezertol | that I'm thinking |
| 18:07.40 | TuxToaster | ~d20 |
| 18:07.40 | ibot | 9 |
| 18:07.45 | dezertol | lol |
| 18:07.49 | dezertol | it was here |
| 18:07.56 | dezertol | ~3d20 |
| 18:08.01 | dezertol | doh.. |
| 18:08.02 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 18:08.07 | dezertol | ~d100 |
| 18:08.08 | TuxToaster | ~d20 * 3 |
| 18:08.11 | TuxToaster | nope |
| 18:08.14 | TuxToaster | dunno |
| 18:08.18 | TuxToaster | ~d20 |
| 18:08.18 | ibot | 2 |
| 18:08.29 | dezertol | i'm not speical |
| 18:08.37 | TuxToaster | ~x en $lart ibot |
| 18:08.42 | TuxToaster | meh |
| 18:09.07 | TuxToaster | I don't know why it would work for me and not you... I don't have any special access |
| 18:09.20 | dezertol | it's a timer |
| 18:09.27 | dezertol | ~d20 |
| 18:09.27 | ibot | 3 |
| 18:09.32 | dezertol | channel spam |
| 18:09.36 | TuxToaster | ah |
| 18:09.51 | TuxToaster | $rlart |
| 18:09.51 | raifbot | pulls out his louisville slugger and uses cro's head to break the homerun record. |
| 18:09.56 | TuxToaster | ouch |
| 18:10.39 | dezertol | assuming you would live threw that.. dang that would hurt |
| 18:10.45 | dezertol | through |
| 18:14.27 | josephscott | $weather 84092 |
| 18:14.27 | raifbot | 3josephscott - 0,2current weather for 84092 - Mostly Cloudy 21f / -6c Humidity: 80% Wind: N at 0 mph |
| 18:16.25 | dezertol | $weather 85143 |
| 18:16.25 | raifbot | 3dezertol - 0,2current weather for 85143 - Haze 46f / 8c Humidity: 93% Wind: E at 5 mph |
| 18:16.56 | dezertol | $weather 84335 |
| 18:16.56 | raifbot | 3dezertol - 0,2current weather for 84335 - Overcast 23f / -5c Humidity: 88% Wind: N at 0 mph |
| 18:19.40 | Bikerdan | $google weather in 84601 |
| 18:19.41 | raifbot | Bikerdan searching http://www.google.com/search?q=weather+in+84601 -- http://www.weather.com/weather/tenday/Provo%2BUT%2B84601 -- http://www.weather.com/weather/today/Provo%2BUT%2B84601 -- http://www.wunderground.com/US/UT/Provo.html |
| 18:19.51 | Bikerdan | np |
| 18:19.55 | Bikerdan | just playing |
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| 18:52.16 | ninnypants | I think this might be some of the best news I've heard in a while http://www.geek.com/articles/geek-pick/microsoft-decides-to-automatically-update-internet-explorer-for-everyone-20111215/ |
| 18:55.53 | Nafai | ninnypants: I was so proud when I went to visit my Dad to see he and my step-mom were still using the latest Chrome instead of IE. :) |
| 18:56.17 | macnewbold | yay |
| 18:57.10 | ninnypants | yeah I'm thinking I'm going to give my grandparents my computer when I replace it so they can actually run a decent browser |
| 18:58.10 | ninnypants | is it 1Password or lastpass that everyone loves? |
| 19:05.04 | mgeary | ninnypants: i've used 1password for 2-3 years now, and like it |
| 19:05.22 | mgeary | but we all know what a fringe player i am |
| 19:07.22 | ninnypants | mgeary: yeah not sure you can be trusted ;) |
| 19:07.36 | Nafai | I've heard good things about 1Password |
| 19:07.43 | TuxToaster | I've been trying to get my mother-in-law to stop using IE for years, but she won't stop. :/ |
| 19:07.45 | Nafai | Would use it, if my platform was supported :) |
| 19:08.25 | Nafai | ahem |
| 19:10.10 | TuxToaster | Nafai: what platform? |
| 19:10.16 | ninnypants | linux |
| 19:10.34 | TuxToaster | they don't have a linux version? I thought I heard that they released one once |
| 19:10.57 | TuxToaster | I never could get into using it though so not really paying much attention |
| 19:11.06 | Nafai | nope, no Linux |
| 19:11.16 | Nafai | Linux is all I've used for a dozen years |
| 19:11.34 | Nafai | excepting for a brief 6 month hiatus when I had a Mac Book Pro at one job. |
| 19:11.39 | Nafai | Ran back screaming to Linux |
| 19:11.44 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 19:12.16 | Nafai | OS X was much much too painful |
| 19:12.17 | TuxToaster | I actually used Linux exclusively for a long time, but have been using Mac the last 3 years or so |
| 19:12.20 | ninnypants | Nafai: lastpass works with linux |
| 19:12.37 | Nafai | ninnypants: I think I remember seeing that. I'm trying to remember why I haven't adopted it. |
| 19:13.00 | Nafai | And I've recently got Windows set up in a VM because I might do some Windows dev for a project. |
| 19:13.06 | Nafai | PAINFUL. |
| 19:13.11 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 19:13.44 | Nafai | Whoever says Linux is hard to install is living in '95 |
| 19:14.25 | TuxToaster | or using Slackware |
| 19:14.43 | Nafai | Heck, I'd take Linux From Scratch over Windows :) |
| 19:15.12 | mgeary | i'd take working in construction over Windows |
| 19:15.19 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 19:15.56 | TuxToaster | "So tell me, why are you here?" |
| 19:16.02 | TuxToaster | *shrugs* "Beats using Windows* |
| 19:16.30 | mgeary | heh. totally |
| 19:17.40 | Nafai | heh |
| 19:18.14 | aarobc_work | Hi guys! I'm using windows! |
| 19:18.30 | TuxToaster | ~pity aarobc_work |
| 19:18.30 | ibot | I pity da fool aarobc_work! |
| 19:18.57 | TuxToaster | or even better |
| 19:18.59 | TuxToaster | ~save aarobc_work |
| 19:19.00 | ibot | ACTION runs into a burning building and saves aarobc_work from certain death. Is that enough? |
| 19:19.17 | aarobc_work | yay! |
| 19:19.38 | TuxToaster | where certain death == using windows |
| 19:19.39 | TuxToaster | :-) |
| 19:20.12 | TuxToaster | we are surrounded |
| 19:20.13 | Nafai | ninnypants: One day you will learn, young padawan |
| 19:20.35 | skinner | http://tinyurl.com/75aymjg |
| 19:20.36 | aarobc_work | Can I ask a question about stored procedures in mysql here? |
| 19:20.37 | ninnypants | I also have a linux laptop and a macbook |
| 19:20.52 | Nafai | aarobc_work: Wait? You want to talk about *real* tech things here? |
| 19:20.53 | mgeary | the best part about being a Mac user is telling your Windows-using friends that you can't solve their problems because you "don't know Windows" |
| 19:20.54 | ninnypants | aarobc_work: you can ask anything you want really |
| 19:20.55 | Nafai | We do that here? |
| 19:21.03 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 19:21.24 | Nafai | mgeary: I love that. Whenever family asks me for support, I'm like, "Sorry, I haven't used Windows in over a decade, no idea." |
| 19:21.26 | ninnypants | Nafai: no we save that for meetings and then we harras the presenter through IRC |
| 19:22.39 | TuxToaster | $lart macnewbold |
| 19:22.39 | raifbot | executes killall -KILL macnewbold. |
| 19:22.42 | TuxToaster | and we do that. |
| 19:23.00 | Nafai | First rule for presenters |
| 19:23.06 | aarobc_work | So I'm wanting to iterate through a linking table, everybody seems to say to avoid loops in a stored procedure, but it seems like a loop is the only way to accomplish this. |
| 19:23.06 | Nafai | turn off twitter and IRC notifications |
| 19:23.07 | aarobc_work | if not a loop, then how would I do this? |
| 19:24.39 | TuxToaster | it kind of depends on what you mean by iterate. Many things can be accomplished with joins and groupings, unless you're needing to do something specifically for each record |
| 19:25.19 | macnewbold | ~lart TuxToaster |
| 19:25.19 | ibot | beats TuxToaster severely about the head and shoulders with a rubber chicken |
| 19:25.32 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 19:25.54 | macnewbold | ninnypants: lastpass ftw |
| 19:26.41 | aarobc_work | TuxToaster: here's what I have so far http://pastebin.com/qEKSmHrL |
| 19:27.24 | macnewbold | Nafai: fwiw, i wasn't the one presenting, just the one whose laptop was being used |
| 19:27.45 | macnewbold | but i learned my lesson for sure |
| 19:27.50 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 19:28.20 | Nafai | macnewbold: oh, right, forgot that detail. :) |
| 19:29.38 | TuxToaster | aarobc_work: ok, so what is the overall goal of the proc? |
| 19:29.51 | TuxToaster | looks like to just determine if a row is a parent |
| 19:37.21 | TuxToaster | $chuck-fact |
| 19:37.22 | raifbot | Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire. |
| 19:37.28 | TuxToaster | lol |
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| 19:42.24 | ninnypants | oh so what happened with SOPA had to be at the Dr office all morning and haven't seen anything on it yet |
| 19:57.11 | macnewbold | $chuck-fact |
| 19:57.11 | raifbot | Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. |
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| 20:10.48 | Bikerdan | http://www.kgw.com/news/local/Hillsboro-man-in-custody-after-Star-War-light-saber-attack-135654188.html |
| 20:20.06 | mahelious | he's an angry padawan |
| 20:22.54 | Nafai | mahelious: not sure if I'd ever describe ninnypants as angry :) |
| 20:23.53 | ninnypants | yeah I'm more of a "What you're not a stoner?" type ;) |
| 20:24.31 | mahelious | Nafai: que? what about ninnypants? |
| 20:26.15 | Nafai | doh |
| 20:26.17 | Nafai | hah |
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| 20:26.46 | Nafai | mahelious: 12:20:13 +Nafai | ninnypants: One day you will learn, young padawan |
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| 20:26.51 | Utah_Dave | That guy is tough! " A second Taser also failed after the man used the light saber to break one of the wires" |
| 20:29.40 | mahelious | funny enough it looks like the resisting arrest is probably the most serious charge of the list. |
| 20:32.10 | Monnok | its cause you cant charge a guy for being a freaking jedi |
| 20:33.16 | ninnypants | he's probably more sith since he was atacking innocent citizens |
| 20:34.41 | dezertol | Why didn't they just pull out a phaser and disintegrate him? Star Wars is phony afterall. Star Trek is real! |
| 20:34.44 | dezertol | lol in the comments |
| 20:35.27 | Monnok | Star Trek is only real so far because of Steve Jobs |
| 20:35.35 | jsmith | Geek is to nerd as Star Wars is to Star Trek?!? |
| 20:35.42 | jsmith | Discuss! |
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| 20:36.12 | Monnok | carmony: loved the fog of war tweets |
| 20:37.46 | carmony | Monnok: lol, its what it reminded me of |
| 20:41.43 | Monnok | jsmith: This seemed to fit: http://www.wikihow.com/Tell-the-Difference-Between-Nerds-and-Geeks |
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| 20:46.39 | Nafai | ninnypants: You still planning on going tonight? :) |
| 20:50.11 | ninnypants | nafi possibly need to talk to Kelly |
| 20:50.43 | ninnypants | had a slight scare with the baby lastnight/this morning so I'm not sure what she wants |
| 20:52.31 | mgeary | ninnypants: everything ok? |
| 20:52.47 | ninnypants | oh guess I should've finished with everything is fine :) |
| 20:53.01 | Nafai | ninnypants: ok, please, don't go on my account if you need to stay home for Kelly and the baby |
| 20:53.05 | ninnypants | but yeah he just wasn't moving as much as he should but the doctor said everything was fine |
| 20:53.34 | ninnypants | If I go kelly will. She likes going to Applebee's |
| 20:54.26 | mgeary | meh. i've had too many poor Applebee's experiences |
| 20:54.40 | TuxToaster | kid has an orchestra concert tonight |
| 20:55.25 | ninnypants | TuxToaster: cool what instrument do they play? |
| 20:55.35 | TuxToaster | violin |
| 20:56.02 | TuxToaster | he initially wanted to play a cello, but I don't think they make them small enough. lol |
| 20:56.44 | ninnypants | I thought about trying the violin but it's to expensive to just get one and play around |
| 20:57.54 | TuxToaster | I dunno, you can actually get them fairly cheaply online with a little digging |
| 20:58.29 | TuxToaster | still may be prohibitive though, but sometimes you can find a good deal on them |
| 20:59.53 | TuxToaster | I'm thinking I'll probably try to figure it out after he's done with his classes. Could be fun |
| 21:01.48 | mgeary | apropos, i just bought my wife a violin |
| 21:02.02 | mgeary | ninnypants: what's your budget, if i may ask? |
| 21:02.19 | mgeary | i've recently been a bit informed on the situation, and have an excellent violin advisor |
| 21:03.09 | mgeary | my wife has just taken it up (3 months ago), and is loving it |
| 21:03.20 | ninnypants | mgeary: it partially depends on how much I can buy extra hours for ;) |
| 21:03.22 | mgeary | she's joined an adult-learners orchestra |
| 21:03.41 | mgeary | "buy extra hours"? |
| 21:03.46 | ninnypants | mgeary: that's cool but my budget would probably be 1-200 |
| 21:03.58 | ninnypants | mgeary: so that I have time to actually play the thing |
| 21:04.03 | mgeary | ah |
| 21:04.15 | mgeary | ah, the lowest-end one i evaluated was in the $300s |
| 21:04.56 | ninnypants | yeah that's what I figured it would be for a quality one |
| 21:04.57 | TuxToaster | ninnypants: I know you can get student violins online in that range. Can't really speak to the differences with higher end ones though |
| 21:05.41 | mgeary | well, apparently that's where "quality" means "Yugo" |
| 21:05.57 | mgeary | the one i got was apparently in the "Ford Escort" range, at ~$700 |
| 21:06.09 | mgeary | "Lexus" is a lot like $20,000 |
| 21:06.13 | mgeary | or more, much much more |
| 21:06.23 | TuxToaster | ouch |
| 21:08.25 | mgeary | yeah, apparently a violin that someone at a NY Symphony might use would be in the hundreds of thousands or more |
| 21:10.13 | TuxToaster | crazy |
| 21:10.56 | TuxToaster | I knew your "consumer range" was around $600-$800 |
| 21:11.28 | Monnok | I have a cousin thats crazy good at the violin, said his is worth about $2k |
| 21:11.31 | TuxToaster | but figured professional ones would probably be a few thousand... maybe $10k. $100k for an instrument is a bit insane IMO |
| 21:11.42 | TuxToaster | yeah, see that I could see |
| 21:11.57 | TuxToaster | I just can't justify one being the cost of a house. |
| 21:12.19 | Monnok | supposedly decent ones gain value over the years, so could be a good investment |
| 21:13.01 | Monnok | decent is in the range of $1k and above |
| 21:13.17 | mgeary | right |
| 21:13.31 | TuxToaster | yeah, that at least sounds reasonable to me. |
| 21:13.41 | mgeary | well, my guy (who is a pro and has nothing to gain) said mine would at least hold value, if not appreciate |
| 21:14.00 | mgeary | also, the place i bought it from guarantees the value towards an upgrade if it's kept in good shape |
| 21:14.10 | Monnok | one of my buddies uses violins and guns as business expenses. He buys them, waits a few years and sells when they reach a decent value |
| 21:14.21 | TuxToaster | I know Violectras run about $5k-$10k. Wouldn't mind getting my hands on one of those even. |
| 21:15.00 | TuxToaster | mgeary: that's cool |
| 21:15.41 | TuxToaster | I know the violin we've got for my kid can be upgraded |
| 21:15.50 | TuxToaster | if he actually grows into a bigger one :-) |
| 21:16.26 | dezertol | ?... upgrade a violin? |
| 21:16.37 | mahelious | a stradivarius sold for $3.6 mill in 2010 |
| 21:17.09 | mahelious | wonder if that person actually plays it |
| 21:17.20 | TuxToaster | probably not much |
| 21:17.32 | josephscott | $8ball do people play $3.6M violins? |
| 21:17.32 | raifbot | josephscott - It is certain. |
| 21:17.33 | TuxToaster | dezertol: you insert this USB flash drive into the neck, and.... |
| 21:18.49 | TuxToaster | nah, in other words if they are in good condition they should value at close to if not more than their purchase price, so you can upgrade to a different size, style or brand |
| 21:19.19 | dezertol | lol |
| 21:19.22 | TuxToaster | $8ball do people play $3.6M violins more than once or twice after mortgaging their posessions to afford them? |
| 21:19.22 | raifbot | TuxToaster - Most likely. |
| 21:19.26 | TuxToaster | wow. |
| 21:19.33 | TuxToaster | $8ball do you have personal experience in this? |
| 21:19.33 | dezertol | I was thinking more like.. you can change out the bridge /neck or something |
| 21:19.33 | raifbot | TuxToaster - Most likely. |
| 21:19.37 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 21:20.09 | dezertol | $8ball do you just make it up as you go? |
| 21:20.09 | raifbot | dezertol - Cannot predict now. |
| 21:20.24 | dezertol | $8ball how about now? |
| 21:20.25 | raifbot | dezertol - My sources say no. |
| 21:21.31 | TuxToaster | dezertol: nope. Don't think any of them do that. In my case, he has a 1/10 violin (tiny little thing) so he could go up to a 1/8 or a 1/4 size when he's ready |
| 21:22.09 | dezertol | so you don't "upgrade" the actual violin .. rather you just change it out for a bigger one |
| 21:22.33 | dezertol | I started out playing the Trumpet |
| 21:23.07 | TuxToaster | more or less. They just refer to it as upgrading |
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| 22:08.42 | mahelious | stupid sqlsrv doesnt have a 64 bit edition... |
| 22:08.52 | mahelious | ~lart mssql |
| 22:08.52 | ibot | puts on some milking gloves. "All right, now, mssql, this won't hurt a bit...." |
| 22:09.17 | dezertol | gross |
| 22:09.23 | dezertol | ibot |
| 22:10.03 | *** part/#uphpu skinner (~david@128.187.217.232) |
| 22:14.30 | aarobc_work1 | hey guys, this isn't working: |
| 22:14.30 | aarobc_work1 | SELECT `parent_id` FROM `user_groups` WHERE `group_id` = parent INTO parent; |
| 22:14.43 | aarobc_work1 | with a mysql stored procedure |
| 22:15.19 | aarobc_work1 | can one of the genuses here inform me how I'm doinitwrong? |
| 22:22.52 | mahelious | off the top of my head id guess it needs to be SELECT `parent_id` FROM `user_groups` WHERE `group_id`="parent" INTO parent; |
| 22:23.10 | mahelious | but im missing a lot of context |
| 22:24.08 | josePHPagoda | $chuck-fact |
| 22:24.09 | raifbot | Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire. |
| 22:24.13 | josePHPagoda | bleg |
| 22:24.14 | mahelious | also I believe mysql prefers insert into...select, instead of select...into |
| 22:24.17 | josePHPagoda | i heard that already |
| 22:24.21 | josePHPagoda | $chuck-fact |
| 22:24.22 | raifbot | The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep. |
| 22:24.37 | Bikerdan | Do you get an error message? |
| 22:26.00 | josePHPagoda | $chuck-fact |
| 22:26.00 | raifbot | When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. |
| 22:26.06 | josePHPagoda | there we go |
| 22:26.10 | josePHPagoda | that's a good one |
| 22:26.12 | josePHPagoda | :-P |
| 22:27.34 | *** join/#uphpu bigpappy (~Adium@24-116-177-210.cpe.cableone.net) |
| 22:27.40 | bigpappy | $chuck-fact |
| 22:27.41 | raifbot | Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation |
| 22:27.42 | Bikerdan | Or maybe - 01SELECT `parent_id` FROM `user_groups` WHERE `group_id` = @parent INTO parent;01 |
| 22:28.05 | bigpappy | $chuck-fact |
| 22:28.05 | raifbot | Chuck Norris can find hay in a needle stack. |
| 22:28.12 | *** part/#uphpu bigpappy (~Adium@24-116-177-210.cpe.cableone.net) |
| 22:31.27 | aarobc_work | kk, much thanks |
| 22:31.40 | Bikerdan | Did it work? |
| 22:32.16 | aarobc_work | trying it... |
| 22:33.02 | aarobc_work | kk, seems to |
| 22:38.15 | *** join/#uphpu hTrevyn (~trevyn@204.15.85.70) |
| 22:38.56 | hTrevyn | Hey guys. Anyone care to share thier prefered WP security plugins? I have about 100 wordpress sites I am managing and wanted to know the groups thoughts. |
| 22:38.57 | hTrevyn | http://www.dynamicwp.net/articles-and-tutorials/25-most-downloaded-free-wordpress-security-plugins/ |
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| 22:43.46 | ninnypants | hTrevyn: the only plugin like that I've ever used is WP security scan |
| 22:47.00 | hTrevyn | ninnypantsthanks |
| 22:47.07 | hTrevyn | ninnypants thanks |
| 22:47.17 | dezertol | does anyone even use SELinux |
| 22:47.34 | hTrevyn | dezertol: nope, iptables maybe |
| 22:47.41 | dezertol | $8ball does any one like SELinux |
| 22:47.41 | raifbot | dezertol - My reply is no. |
| 22:47.43 | ninnypants | hTrevyn: doesn't do anything too special but I've never been hacked while on a decent host |
| 22:48.08 | dezertol | it's on by default now-a-days (cent os 6) |
| 22:49.27 | dezertol | was setting up remote rsyslog .. and wasted a good hour.. trying to figure out what was wrong |
| 22:49.46 | dezertol | seems like the only time I have to deal with SELinux is when it's causing me pain |
| 22:50.24 | dezertol | $8ball has anyone ever said "Wow I'm so glad we had SELinux enforcing"? |
| 22:50.24 | raifbot | dezertol - Very doubtful. |
| 22:53.32 | hTrevyn | http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=219527408121309&set=a.126895770717807.28294.126894987384552&type=1&theater |
| 22:58.01 | aarobc_work | there are two rules: 1 never click on shortened urls, and 2: never click on facebook links. |
| 22:58.36 | unum | unless you like tub girl |
| 22:58.38 | macnewbold | what about shortened facebook links? |
| 22:59.11 | aarobc_work | in that case... FSM help us. |
| 22:59.54 | hTrevyn | http://esourcehome.com/jing/Selection_015.png |
| 23:00.34 | hTrevyn | aarobc_work: the short links and facebook links are safe if you run SELinux |
| 23:01.08 | dezertol | ya because they won't work |
| 23:01.49 | dezertol | you get an entry in the audit log that says.. you clicked the link and it was successful but .. nothing ever happens.. |
| 23:02.05 | aarobc_work | lol |
| 23:05.09 | ninnypants | Nafai: ping |
| 23:09.59 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 23:12.02 | TuxToaster | $chuck-fact |
| 23:12.02 | raifbot | Chuck Norris was ordered to go to court once but the judge never showed up. |
| 23:12.35 | TuxToaster | seems like you'd be in trouble whether or not you showed up in that case |
| 23:12.54 | josePHPagoda | $chuck-fact |
| 23:12.54 | raifbot | There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks. |
| 23:13.11 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 23:13.51 | TuxToaster | let me guess. What we call a "tornado" is just the disturbance of the air when Chuck does a roundhouse kick |
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| 23:15.31 | *** mode/#UPHPU [+v xtrementl] by ChanServ |
| 23:15.39 | Nafai | ninnypants: poing |
| 23:18.46 | ninnypants | Nafai: hey doesn't sound like I'll be going tonight |
| 23:23.21 | Nafai | ninnypants: 'tis okay. Hope everything is okay! |
| 23:23.48 | TuxToaster | $rlart |
| 23:23.48 | raifbot | shoves a crumpet down jsmith's throat, happy now?! Huh? Want some JAM with that?!! |
| 23:26.35 | *** part/#uphpu hTrevyn (~trevyn@204.15.85.70) |
| 23:28.52 | ninnypants | Nafai: yeah all is good |
