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| 00:02.48 | beandog | o hai |
| 00:03.05 | mindjuju | beandog - remember this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imBAANW8gwA |
| 00:03.19 | mindjuju | i think i'm goign to buy one for Corban |
| 00:03.22 | mindjuju | for Christmas |
| 00:03.26 | josephscott | make sure your steam password isn't shared on other services : http://gaming.icrontic.com/news/steam-user-database-compromised/ |
| 00:03.35 | beandog | I think I had those. |
| 00:03.37 | beandog | yay team america! |
| 00:03.56 | beandog | josephscott: pfft, I use the same password everywhere. |
| 00:04.09 | beandog | My usernames, however, are random 132-character strings |
| 00:04.09 | josephscott | easier to remember that way ;-) |
| 00:04.34 | beandog | it makes contacting support a little awkward, though. |
| 00:05.40 | beandog | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUgPs7L-uDo&NR=1 |
| 00:05.41 | beandog | oh my crap |
| 00:05.43 | beandog | thats awesome. |
| 00:05.52 | beandog | I remember that too. |
| 00:05.56 | beandog | Yoda had that weird snake |
| 00:06.03 | beandog | oh man |
| 00:06.05 | beandog | I miss those days |
| 00:06.31 | beandog | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0npai63huc&feature=related |
| 00:06.32 | beandog | oh, wow |
| 00:06.36 | beandog | just wow. |
| 00:07.00 | mindjuju | those are awesome! |
| 00:07.24 | josephscott | beandog: I had that pupet |
| 00:07.47 | beandog | mindjuju: darn you |
| 00:07.52 | beandog | there goes any work I was gonna get done |
| 00:08.36 | beandog | I guess those client proposals will just have to wait. |
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| 00:09.38 | mindjuju | old revenge of the jedi commercial - l337! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gStp2KuIgdU |
| 00:09.54 | josephscott | this one is for beandog and mindjuju http://abobosbigadventure.com/ |
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| 00:10.51 | mindjuju | oh man, that looks like double dragon josephscott |
| 00:11.08 | mindjuju | that is double dragon! |
| 00:12.00 | mindjuju | oh man, that's cooler than fried chicken |
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| 00:36.44 | beandog | what in the world |
| 00:37.04 | beandog | lol he ate his head |
| 00:38.59 | beandog | "This game brought tears to my eyes... because Abobo mistook them for gumballs and tried to rip them out." |
| 00:38.59 | beandog | <PROTECTED> |
| 00:39.00 | beandog | lol |
| 00:45.43 | beandog | mindjuju: http://www.8bitweapon.com/music.htm |
| 00:45.45 | beandog | TRON!!!! |
| 00:46.15 | beandog | Oh man this is great |
| 00:48.36 | beandog | Oh wow, they got the closing track |
| 00:48.41 | beandog | this is gonna bring tears to my e yes |
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| 01:20.52 | DexterTheDragon | mindjuju: http://www.cad-comic.com/sillies/20111109 |
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| 01:42.46 | josephscott | carmony: I was wrong the other night, I just counted all of the hardware for Akismet (including LBs, admin, webs, DBs, etc.) it comes in at 23 servers |
| 01:44.17 | carmony | ah, still, pretty impressive |
| 01:44.40 | josephscott | doing well over 2 billion API calls per month |
| 01:44.44 | carmony | josephscott: .NET usergroup meeting? :P |
| 01:45.04 | josephscott | sure, can be fun to learn from other tech that I don't use :-) |
| 01:45.20 | carmony | Do they have a nice after party? |
| 01:45.51 | josephscott | haha, don't know, but even if they did I'm sure it won't hold a candle to UPHPU |
| 01:46.11 | carmony | maybe I should check it out sometime |
| 01:46.53 | josephscott | tonights topic is organic software development, not really much code tonight |
| 01:48.11 | josephscott | funny listening to them argue over design patterns, what really constitutes a signleton |
| 01:48.27 | josephscott | these guys really want a book, so that they can live by it |
| 01:50.34 | josephscott | I kid, some of this stuff is actually pretty good |
| 01:50.41 | josephscott | someone just mentioned devops :-) |
| 01:52.32 | carmony | yeah, I learned a lot while using .NET :P |
| 01:52.43 | carmony | .NET I'd say helped my PHP be better |
| 01:53.03 | josephscott | I believe in cross pollination |
| 01:54.53 | josephscott | "branching is an anti-pattern" |
| 01:55.03 | josephscott | these guys might survive web dev after all :-) |
| 02:09.19 | josephscott | dang the wifi is slow at Neumont tonight |
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| 04:14.58 | carmony | 45 minutes till Skyrim.... |
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| 06:38.15 | Heartsbane | Anyone still awake? |
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| 14:10.27 | influx | Dang. Ninnypants is not around. |
| 14:10.53 | influx | I don't suppose there's someone in Draper or near it that would be kind enough to give me a ride to Provo and back. |
| 14:11.23 | influx | Is there? |
| 14:15.04 | influx | Thanks, herlo. :) |
| 14:15.43 | herlo | influx: I think there's a bus that goes down that way about every hour |
| 14:16.18 | influx | Yeah. I think it's the 517. |
| 14:16.40 | influx | I was going to take it once I got to the Sandy trax stop, but I forgot to take cash with me for the additional fair. |
| 14:16.43 | influx | fare* |
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| 14:17.06 | influx | The 517 Express to Provo, to be specific. |
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| 14:23.02 | herlo | oops |
| 14:28.42 | influx | Yep. Going to have to reschedule my interview if I can. |
| 14:28.47 | influx | :D |
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| 14:30.37 | herlo | that's unfortunate |
| 14:30.50 | herlo | you don't have an atm card you could go get money from? |
| 14:31.02 | influx | Negative. Balance is -$6.66 |
| 14:31.23 | influx | I get paid today, but later. |
| 14:45.48 | herlo | hmm |
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| 15:09.10 | influx | this: https://discussions.apple.com/thread/3190706?start=0&tstart=0 |
| 15:09.14 | influx | >>>>>:( |
| 15:13.48 | mgeary | interesting |
| 15:14.03 | mgeary | though the fact that Adobe apps don't work on Lion is a much much bigger dealbreaker, imo |
| 15:14.42 | influx | How do they not work? |
| 15:14.59 | influx | And which ones? I've been experiencing some issues with Photoshop CS5 on Lion. |
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| 15:24.14 | mgeary | dunno. I read it awhile back, and it was enough to make me stay away from Lion until i get multiple reports of happy users |
| 15:28.24 | josephnexus | u heard lion upset a lot of people |
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| 15:35.40 | influx | test |
| 15:35.44 | influx | s/test/moo/ |
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| 16:53.15 | josephscott | ~give carmony a cake |
| 16:53.15 | ibot | ACTION gives a cake to carmony |
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| 17:01.07 | mahelious | working on veterans day. ug. |
| 17:01.18 | mahelious | i need to go get one of those bank or government jobs... |
| 17:01.38 | Monnok | i like it; its quieter |
| 17:02.42 | herlo | mahelious: most people work on veterans day, banks and governments are just lazy |
| 17:03.53 | mahelious | im lazy. i just work for an employer that isnt |
| 17:04.30 | mahelious | huh. apparently ravioli is the official meal of veterans day according to wikipedia. might have to get a can of boyardee at the store tonight. |
| 17:06.51 | herlo | I'm lazy too, as in efficiently lazy |
| 17:07.03 | herlo | I work on holidays because others won't be there to get in my way :) |
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| 17:21.37 | beandog | carmony: happy birthday, jerk |
| 17:23.09 | beandog | mahelious: the last time I had one of those, I threw up violently |
| 17:23.43 | beandog | now I just eat donuts. It's much healthier |
| 17:23.50 | mahelious | heh |
| 17:24.01 | beandog | Nobody throws up from eating donuts |
| 17:24.38 | mahelious | the secret to eating ravioli is nuking it until its slightly radioactive. |
| 17:24.50 | beandog | that's probably a good idea |
| 17:25.47 | mahelious | turns out it wasnt radium that killed the curies, it was microwaved franco-american. ;) |
| 17:26.02 | beandog | lol |
| 17:26.02 | influx | ninnypants: ping |
| 17:26.07 | beandog | I believe it |
| 17:26.12 | ninnypants | influx: pong |
| 17:27.05 | ninnypants | it's carmony's birthday, metal day, and vetrans day? I hope carmony celebrates properly |
| 17:28.28 | Bikerdan | The good thing about Boyardee Ravioli is that if you DO throw-up, it doesn't taste any different than it did going down. |
| 17:29.00 | josePHPagoda | bleg |
| 17:29.10 | josePHPagoda | i was feeling sick before, now you've really done it Bikerdan |
| 17:29.16 | Bikerdan | :) |
| 17:29.26 | mahelious | carmony: happy birthday! |
| 17:29.56 | mahelious | so, is it considered a faux pas to play MW3 on veterans day? |
| 17:30.13 | Bikerdan | Maybe it's more of a tribute?... |
| 17:30.52 | Bikerdan | As long as you kick butt. |
| 17:33.39 | ninnypants | mahelious: not sure but I'm going to play Homefront so MW3 shouldn't be a big deal as long as you save the world again ;) |
| 17:34.35 | Monnok | You mean i need skill to be able to avoid a faux pas? Im screwed |
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| 17:39.04 | beandog | Bikerdan: lol |
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| 18:02.28 | influx | buffalo buffalo buffalo |
| 18:02.56 | influx | Jonesin for some hack day |
| 18:03.04 | influx | bummed i missed the most recent one |
| 18:56.46 | Bikerdan | Anyone know anybody looking for a PHP dev job that has decent experience? |
| 18:58.07 | beandog | Bikerdan: check uphpu-jobs ML |
| 18:58.10 | beandog | mailing list |
| 18:58.31 | beandog | http://uphpu.org/employment/ |
| 18:58.35 | Bikerdan | I'm actually talking about people in need of jobs. |
| 18:58.39 | beandog | Oh |
| 18:58.44 | beandog | Well post a job entry there :) |
| 18:59.01 | Bikerdan | The company I work for is hiring like 5 -10 devs |
| 18:59.10 | beandog | nice |
| 18:59.15 | beandog | it's not Adobe, is it? |
| 18:59.22 | mahelious | is Bikerdan's company Adobe? |
| 18:59.32 | mahelious | darn, beandog beat me to it |
| 18:59.35 | beandog | lol |
| 18:59.36 | Bikerdan | We actually have an ad posted, but I feel like the ad is just scaring people away more than inviting them. |
| 18:59.39 | Bikerdan | Nope. |
| 18:59.41 | Bikerdan | Not Adobe |
| 18:59.43 | Bikerdan | :)( |
| 18:59.51 | Bikerdan | InsideSales.com |
| 19:00.19 | mahelious | something very attractive about 175% market. guess thats why every single developer in UC, SLC is applying |
| 19:00.27 | Bikerdan | The CEO of the company is a hardcore type A and he's been involved with putting together the job description. |
| 19:01.09 | beandog | I think I found your problem |
| 19:01.11 | Bikerdan | Soooo... everything is over exaggerated and sounds like you need to be a rocket scientist to work here. |
| 19:01.24 | beandog | ceos never should be involved in low-level details |
| 19:01.27 | beandog | that's just hairy |
| 19:01.28 | Bikerdan | I know. |
| 19:01.29 | mahelious | Bikerdan: i've been seeing InsideSales advertising on the list and monster for 3-4 months. Seems like it would either be a great position, or completely soul shattering |
| 19:01.37 | Bikerdan | lol |
| 19:01.44 | mahelious | and since the company is called inside"Sales" I just assumed the latter |
| 19:01.44 | beandog | if it's soul shattering, can we get pics? |
| 19:01.45 | Bikerdan | Depends on what you find soul shattering. |
| 19:02.03 | Bikerdan | I've actually been here 8+ years |
| 19:02.06 | beandog | mindjuju: http://dev.gentoo.org/~vapier/gentoo-filesystem |
| 19:02.09 | mahelious | ever seen someone who worked at convergys for more than 12 months? soul shattered |
| 19:02.18 | beandog | I think you were asking about directories in / one time |
| 19:02.33 | beandog | eight years? It's a trap! |
| 19:02.37 | Bikerdan | lol |
| 19:02.38 | beandog | He's hiring his replacement |
| 19:02.42 | beandog | :) |
| 19:02.44 | Bikerdan | Funny |
| 19:03.28 | Bikerdan | We have 10 devs right now and are looking to double that as soon as we can find people. |
| 19:03.39 | Bikerdan | Very stable company. |
| 19:03.52 | Bikerdan | Have grown consistently throughout the recession |
| 19:04.15 | Bikerdan | We work with lots of different technologies so it doesn't get too boring. |
| 19:06.02 | beandog | Bikerdan: yah? sounds cool |
| 19:06.07 | beandog | what kinda technologies you talking about |
| 19:06.30 | Bikerdan | PHP |
| 19:06.38 | Bikerdan | JavaScript |
| 19:06.41 | Bikerdan | HTML |
| 19:06.45 | Bikerdan | mySQL |
| 19:06.48 | Bikerdan | Asterisk |
| 19:06.50 | Bikerdan | Flex |
| 19:06.54 | Bikerdan | Java (very little) |
| 19:06.59 | PoeticIntensity | Your mom |
| 19:07.39 | Bikerdan | Salesforce APEX |
| 19:07.50 | beandog | PoeticIntensity: lol |
| 19:08.14 | Bikerdan | Some .NET |
| 19:08.46 | Bikerdan | We have our own internally developed MVC and UI framework |
| 19:09.08 | Bikerdan | All devs have 3 monitors. |
| 19:09.11 | Bikerdan | :) |
| 19:09.17 | Bikerdan | Maybe that will help. |
| 19:09.32 | beandog | So if you double your workbase |
| 19:09.36 | beandog | you'll all have a 1.5 monitors |
| 19:09.42 | Bikerdan | lol |
| 19:10.01 | Bikerdan | HPCC |
| 19:10.09 | Bikerdan | Neural Networks |
| 19:10.20 | Bikerdan | SIP |
| 19:11.54 | Bikerdan | Plus I work here. |
| 19:12.04 | Bikerdan | (Saving the best for last) |
| 19:12.14 | beandog | man, that is a lot of technologies. |
| 19:13.27 | mahelious | oh lord, another platform-dependent language |
| 19:13.31 | Bikerdan | Really? Everyone has a job? |
| 19:13.46 | Bikerdan | lol |
| 19:13.57 | mahelious | Bikerdan: i was looking a month ago. sorry. |
| 19:14.00 | Bikerdan | Not my favorite for sure, but good to know. |
| 19:14.29 | PoeticIntensity | A little something to brighten your day. |
| 19:14.31 | PoeticIntensity | https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-zSRsvY_xqyg/Tr0bjasKv6I/AAAAAAAAJmE/tQzqiIj_67E/w320/abd-145.gif |
| 19:15.08 | Bikerdan | Funny |
| 19:15.29 | Bikerdan | Well, if you know anyone... |
| 19:15.51 | beandog | PoeticIntensity: that's great |
| 19:16.15 | Bikerdan | So what does everyone here make a year? (approximately) |
| 19:16.28 | beandog | 300k |
| 19:16.32 | Bikerdan | lol |
| 19:16.33 | Monnok | websites |
| 19:16.35 | beandog | and all the donuts I can eat. |
| 19:16.41 | PoeticIntensity | beandog is on the low-end, too. |
| 19:16.43 | PoeticIntensity | He's poor. |
| 19:16.47 | PoeticIntensity | only 300k |
| 19:16.48 | beandog | :'C |
| 19:16.49 | beandog | it's true. |
| 19:16.56 | Bikerdan | Freakin circus clowns |
| 19:16.57 | PoeticIntensity | gotta lay off the lambos, dude. |
| 19:17.05 | beandog | heh |
| 19:17.22 | Monnok | What is it offering? |
| 19:17.37 | Bikerdan | The job I'm talking about? |
| 19:17.38 | beandog | Monnok: 2k more than Bikerdan's salary |
| 19:17.45 | Monnok | lol |
| 19:17.46 | Monnok | yeah |
| 19:18.01 | Bikerdan | The chance to make websites. |
| 19:18.09 | Bikerdan | hahahahahahahaha |
| 19:18.40 | Bikerdan | Actually, depending on experience, 40,000 to 90,000 is what they have listed |
| 19:18.48 | beandog | that's not bad |
| 19:18.58 | PoeticIntensity | bah.... I need at least 299k |
| 19:19.04 | PoeticIntensity | only beandog can make 300 |
| 19:19.04 | beandog | make sure you ask for the 90k option, and not the 40k one |
| 19:19.09 | PoeticIntensity | LOL |
| 19:19.29 | Bikerdan | What is the range of pay at the companies you guys work for? |
| 19:19.53 | beandog | not that high, on the high end |
| 19:20.17 | PoeticIntensity | Including side-job / studio work or not? :D |
| 19:20.26 | Bikerdan | You guys are like slick pigs when it comes to getting answers. |
| 19:20.32 | beandog | PoeticIntensity works 18 hours a day, and makes 25k a year |
| 19:20.47 | beandog | Bikerdan: I honestly don't know |
| 19:20.58 | Bikerdan | "at the companies you guys work for" |
| 19:20.58 | beandog | but I'm not too interested in disclosing how much I make either |
| 19:21.07 | Monnok | I think CG is anywhere between 30k to 75k, depending on what you do. Im not quite that high tho |
| 19:21.12 | PoeticIntensity | LOL |
| 19:21.25 | mahelious | that is some pretty heavy spread |
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| 19:21.35 | Bikerdan | No problem. Give me a range 10,000 low to 10,000 high. |
| 19:21.37 | PoeticIntensity | Bikerdan, that's generally a taboo question to ask. Nobody's gonna answer. |
| 19:22.01 | Bikerdan | It's only taboo if you work at the same company that I work for. |
| 19:22.04 | Monnok | not everyone has the same experience, or even does the same thing |
| 19:22.04 | PoeticIntensity | No entirely sure why, but.... such are the societal stipulations of today. |
| 19:22.04 | Bikerdan | right? |
| 19:22.13 | PoeticIntensity | evidently not |
| 19:22.16 | beandog | Bikerdan: eh, not really. |
| 19:22.17 | beandog | sorry |
| 19:22.26 | Monnok | i know back-end devs make more than SEO guys |
| 19:22.28 | beandog | I mean, if I say x to x, it basically means mine is somewhere in the middle |
| 19:22.35 | Bikerdan | lol |
| 19:22.37 | Bikerdan | I know that. |
| 19:22.41 | mahelious | pay scales today make military scales look amazing. |
| 19:22.41 | Bikerdan | It was a joke |
| 19:22.47 | Monnok | thats why the spread :p |
| 19:22.50 | Bikerdan | :) |
| 19:22.52 | mahelious | you never ask what they make, just what rank they hold. |
| 19:23.10 | skinner | Bikerdan: I applied there a few months back, interviewed with 3 people, CEO as the last. They all said it went well. Then no one called me back.... |
| 19:23.13 | Bikerdan | So do you guys have "titles"? |
| 19:23.21 | beandog | systems administrator |
| 19:23.22 | Bikerdan | Really? |
| 19:23.29 | Bikerdan | What's your real name? |
| 19:23.33 | PoeticIntensity | that doesn't sound promising, skinner |
| 19:23.44 | PoeticIntensity | lots of questions, Bikerdan |
| 19:23.44 | skinner | Bikerdan: I heard the HR girl got fired shortly after |
| 19:23.55 | beandog | skinner: did you give them the wrong phone #? I did that, too ... |
| 19:23.58 | Monnok | your offer got lost in the 'tubes |
| 19:24.00 | skinner | Nope |
| 19:24.01 | PoeticIntensity | LOL |
| 19:24.09 | PoeticIntensity | darn tubes. |
| 19:24.09 | mahelious | Bikerdan: another question thats a bit taboo, at least in the public chan |
| 19:24.21 | beandog | ~taboo |
| 19:24.22 | skinner | My real name is skinner |
| 19:24.35 | beandog | mahelious: mine is on my IRC info |
| 19:24.45 | PoeticIntensity | We'll educate Bikerdan on good Intartube etiquette if it's the last thing we do! |
| 19:25.05 | beandog | it certainly won't be the first |
| 19:25.18 | skinner | I think my application got 'lost' in the mess when they hired a new HR person |
| 19:25.25 | Bikerdan | Possibly... |
| 19:25.52 | beandog | lol |
| 19:25.54 | Bikerdan | I actually just looked at the results of the test that you took here.... |
| 19:25.55 | skinner | Either way, i'm good now though. I have a friend who already works there too. :) |
| 19:25.58 | Bikerdan | Remember the test? |
| 19:25.59 | beandog | ambiguous answer is ambiguous |
| 19:26.07 | skinner | Bikerdan: Oh yeah |
| 19:26.08 | ninnypants | Bikerdan: I'm Chief Mugwump or whatever I feel like calling myself ;) |
| 19:26.24 | skinner | Bikerdan: I remember the test. How bad did I do? |
| 19:26.24 | beandog | mindjuju and fungus are BOFH |
| 19:26.32 | Bikerdan | You actually got a great score so I'm surprised that you never got called back. |
| 19:26.57 | Bikerdan | Maybe you were asking for too much money? |
| 19:27.07 | Bikerdan | Maybe you really did get lost in the HR change. |
| 19:27.18 | Bikerdan | Either way, I'm glad you have something now. |
| 19:27.20 | skinner | Well like I said, they had me do all the interviews on the same day. I did one and they asked if i had time to stay for another.....then another..... |
| 19:27.27 | skinner | I wasn't asking for much |
| 19:27.31 | skinner | I think around 60k |
| 19:27.34 | josephscott | "Bug Exorcist" |
| 19:27.34 | Bikerdan | They usually don't do that unless they like you. |
| 19:27.38 | beandog | skinner: it was probably that one round where you threw coffee in their face |
| 19:27.52 | skinner | True....there was THAT..... |
| 19:28.09 | beandog | josephscott: really? |
| 19:28.11 | skinner | I was pretty interesting in working there...but maybe another time |
| 19:28.18 | josephscott | that's my official job title |
| 19:28.21 | josephscott | http://automattic.com/about/ |
| 19:28.25 | beandog | with quotes and everything? |
| 19:28.28 | skinner | "Software Developer" for me |
| 19:28.30 | Bikerdan | Yep... maybe. |
| 19:28.35 | josephscott | ok, so minus the quotes :-) |
| 19:29.00 | skinner | I think it would be awesome to have a title with quotes in it |
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| 19:29.21 | JacobEdmondKerr | Hey do you guys know how to get the index of min()?? |
| 19:29.38 | skinner | Software "Code Writer" Developer |
| 19:29.39 | PoeticIntensity | Mine is "Reverend Hamster - Director of Awesome" |
| 19:29.59 | beandog | PoeticIntensity: as a representative of hamsters everywhere, I'd like to express my disgust with that statement |
| 19:30.07 | Bikerdan | Sorry about all the questions. I'm just trying to help our recruiter people get more interviews. |
| 19:30.17 | josephscott | $lart the hamster |
| 19:30.17 | raifbot | frags the hamster with his BFG9000. |
| 19:30.46 | beandog | JacobEdmondKerr: uh, couldnt you just get the keys before running min on the array?? |
| 19:30.59 | beandog | besides, min has the possibility of having an array with multiple, but same numbers. |
| 19:31.12 | josephscott | the uphpu jobs list is fun sometimes, you get all sorts of ranges there http://uphpu.org/pipermail/uphpu-jobs/ |
| 19:31.15 | JacobEdmondKerr | oh crap |
| 19:31.19 | PoeticIntensity | whaaaa? There will be no BFG9000'ing of hamsters today, people!!! |
| 19:31.41 | beandog | JacobEdmondKerr: but you could array_unique it, then flip it to get the keys |
| 19:31.48 | beandog | before running min |
| 19:31.58 | beandog | or you could just use array_find |
| 19:32.01 | beandog | and do none of that |
| 19:33.23 | PoeticIntensity | why yo brain gotsta be so huge, beandog ? |
| 19:33.33 | mahelious | i like to come up with various nonsense titles. chandler effect keeps the mystery going. |
| 19:33.35 | beandog | PoeticIntensity: the better to think about you |
| 19:33.38 | beandog | er |
| 19:33.40 | beandog | strike that. |
| 19:33.53 | PoeticIntensity | ROFL |
| 19:41.10 | JacobEdmondKerr | Hmm can one sort a multidimensional array by it's first dimension only? |
| 19:41.46 | ninnypants | JacobEdmondKerr: I think I have a function for that let me check |
| 19:41.52 | JacobEdmondKerr | wondering if this will work: $prices[]['credits'] sort($prices) will it sort by $prices[] |
| 19:42.48 | Bikerdan | It wouldn't know what value to use to do the actual sorting. |
| 19:42.56 | JacobEdmondKerr | :( |
| 19:43.07 | Bikerdan | You have to use one of the methods that allow you to specify a sorting function. |
| 19:43.25 | Bikerdan | That can then look into the keys that you want and return whether value a should come before or after value b |
| 19:44.14 | mahelious | if you use a lambda, youre doing it right. :) |
| 19:44.14 | beandog | JacobEdmondKerr: you could take the array out and create a new one |
| 19:45.14 | thunter | http://us.php.net/manual/en/function.usort.php |
| 19:45.18 | JacobEdmondKerr | Yeah but I want them to sort together. I am building a credit system one item could have 3 sets of credits. Once one is used it's removed from the array and move onto the nxt. |
| 19:45.59 | Bikerdan | Or uasort |
| 19:46.23 | JacobEdmondKerr | Sweet that's what I want :) |
| 19:46.39 | Bikerdan | uasort will keep the keys, usort will not |
| 19:47.33 | Bikerdan | Any of you guys play online games during lunch? |
| 19:47.50 | JacobEdmondKerr | Not I :( |
| 19:47.51 | Bikerdan | Meaning multiplayer online. |
| 19:48.15 | JacobEdmondKerr | I would but that would give me a poor img at work I think. |
| 19:48.40 | Bikerdan | Why? |
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| 19:49.33 | PoeticIntensity | perhaps his boss doesn't like people using company resources for that type of entertainment. |
| 19:49.35 | PoeticIntensity | not sure, though. |
| 19:50.29 | mgeary | yeah, i don't think that'd go over super well |
| 19:50.30 | JacobEdmondKerr | Single dad of five I do not get as much time in the office as I want to. So I try to take a short lunch. |
| 19:51.01 | JacobEdmondKerr | 2 adopted. |
| 19:51.18 | mahelious | i just dont like mixing business time and personal time. work at the office, play games at home. |
| 19:51.28 | JacobEdmondKerr | Yeah same here. |
| 19:51.33 | mgeary | work at the office, work at home :| |
| 19:51.57 | JacobEdmondKerr | same here but my work at home is Mr. mom stuff LOL. |
| 20:29.03 | Bikerdan | So if you don't mix personal time with work time, what do you do at lunch? (Besides eat :) ) |
| 20:32.24 | mahelious | check on work emails, update the task list, maybe take a walk around the building if its decent out |
| 20:33.03 | mahelious | i might zone out on newegg for 15 minutes if im having a bad day |
| 20:34.17 | Bikerdan | Cool |
| 20:34.41 | mahelious | when i got my first web position it was different. |
| 20:34.53 | Bikerdan | Why's that? |
| 20:35.04 | mahelious | i was making 15K working part time and had an empty plate three out of five days |
| 20:35.18 | mahelious | i played maple story most of the time. |
| 20:35.55 | mahelious | but that was part-time work. once i got a full-time gig i felt like i needed to act more responsibly |
| 20:36.32 | Bikerdan | Interesting. |
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| 20:46.12 | influx | Biker Dan, Biker Dan. Does everything a biker can. |
| 20:47.56 | mahelious | is he a dot? or is he a speck? when hes underwater does he get wet? or does the water get him instead? nobody knows, biker dan |
| 20:48.36 | influx | ^5 |
| 20:49.14 | josephscott | triangle man wins |
| 20:50.02 | mahelious | i need to get those tiny toons collections, if only for the tmbg music videos with plucky and hamton |
| 20:56.57 | mahelious | An unexpected error has occurred. Error ID: guvo2g4y1fwif6jo4pttw |
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| 21:14.09 | mahelious | listening to Blues Traveler. was in the middle of coding and didn't realize i started singing along with the bridge. |
| 21:14.19 | mahelious | my boss asked me why i was "rapping"... |
| 21:16.34 | Bikerdan | Just tell him, "It's that or breakdancing..." |
| 21:18.41 | mahelious | but, rapping? im not sure what to call it, but im sure that john popper doesnt rap. |
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| 21:20.23 | herlo | rapping is just talking |
| 21:21.59 | SunSparc | yep |
| 21:22.21 | SunSparc | Any of you get into Turntable.fm yet? |
| 21:23.25 | SunSparc | Great place to listen to music with other people. |
| 21:24.21 | SunSparc | I am learning about the "tick" directive in PHP. Interesting. |
| 21:27.44 | Monnok | SunSparc: yeah i go there sometimes. Their "Coding Soundtrack" room is decent |
| 21:28.28 | ninnypants | Yeah I hang out it coding soundtrack and dubstep quite a bit |
| 21:28.48 | SunSparc | Every Friday the folks at Rain have "Music Friday" in a private room. Good times. |
| 21:30.15 | Monnok | heh im actually in debstep right now |
| 21:30.20 | Monnok | dubstep* |
| 21:31.34 | SunSparc | Sweet |
| 21:31.44 | ninnypants | SunSparc: I was wondering why the rain friday wasn't ever showing up |
| 21:31.50 | SunSparc | I know mindjuju loves him some dubsptep. |
| 21:32.00 | SunSparc | ninnypants: You want the link? |
| 21:32.19 | ninnypants | sure is it the same all the time? |
| 21:32.23 | SunSparc | Yep |
| 21:32.24 | SunSparc | http://turntable.fm/4e173d8614169c2fb60077ef |
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| 21:37.06 | SunSparc | Wow, the tick directive is pretty cool. You can repeat actions during every tick until the end of the script. |
| 21:53.58 | mahelious | tonights low: 39F. tomorrows high: 40F |
| 21:54.03 | mahelious | 8| |
| 21:56.02 | herlo | fun |
| 21:59.09 | mahelious | huh. thats really cool. |
| 21:59.24 | mahelious | be a sweet way to identify processing/memory bottlenecks |
| 22:06.19 | josephscott | $weather 84092 |
| 22:06.19 | raifbot | 3josephscott - 0,2current weather for 84092 - Mostly Cloudy 47f / 8c Humidity: 46% Wind: NW at 5 mph |
| 22:09.11 | Heartsbane | $urmom |
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| 22:53.49 | beandog | whut |
| 22:54.03 | beandog | lol |
| 22:54.07 | beandog | please don't click this exactly three times |
| 22:54.40 | beandog | SunSparc: ^^ |
| 22:55.26 | SunSparc | Hey beandog. What are you trying to get me to click 3 times? |
| 22:55.33 | beandog | SunSparc: turntable.fm |
| 22:55.42 | beandog | click on the image 3 times |
| 22:56.22 | SunSparc | The turntable logo? |
| 22:56.31 | beandog | no |
| 22:57.19 | beandog | ~hover SunSparc |
| 22:58.35 | SunSparc | LOL |
| 22:58.55 | SunSparc | Had to go to a different browser to see what you mean. It has been a while since I was not logged in. |
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| 23:17.51 | SunSparc | Laterz! |
| 23:22.00 | eggyknap | $weather kanosh |
| 23:22.01 | raifbot | 3eggyknap - 0,2current weather for kanosh - Cloudy 51f / 11c Humidity: 29% Wind: S at 20 mph |
| 23:22.14 | eggyknap | wow... 51? I'm not sure I believe that. |
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