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| 04:17.06 | josephscott | $rlart |
| 04:17.06 | raifbot | throws a AN/M-8 smoke grenade at DexterTheDragon. |
| 04:17.12 | josephscott | $weather 84092 |
| 04:17.12 | raifbot | 3josephscott - 0,2current weather for 84092 - Partly Cloudy 36f / 2c Humidity: 64% Wind: N at 0 mph |
| 04:17.29 | josephscott | not warm |
| 04:17.34 | josephscott | $chuck-fact |
| 04:17.34 | raifbot | Darth Vader dresses up as Chuck Norris for Halloween. |
| 04:17.40 | josephscott | $random-number |
| 04:17.40 | raifbot | josephscott your number is : 958,982,359 |
| 04:17.58 | josephscott | $8ball will it snow this week? |
| 04:17.58 | raifbot | josephscott - Concentrate and ask again. |
| 04:18.07 | josephscott | $8ball will it snow this week? |
| 04:18.07 | raifbot | josephscott - Outlook not so good. |
| 04:18.16 | josephscott | $8ball is that a yes or a no? |
| 04:18.16 | raifbot | josephscott - Yes. |
| 04:23.06 | eggyknap | $weather Hatton |
| 04:23.06 | raifbot | eggyknap - sorry, I couldn't get weather data for Hatton |
| 04:23.10 | eggyknap | $weather Kanosh |
| 04:23.11 | raifbot | 3eggyknap - 0,2current weather for Kanosh - Clear 30f / -1c Humidity: 82% Wind: N at 0 mph |
| 04:23.26 | eggyknap | Close enough. |
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| 15:36.11 | carmony | good mornin' |
| 15:37.28 | josephscott | howdy |
| 15:54.25 | mahelious | mornin |
| 15:58.22 | _clint_ | carmony: Good morning to you. Do you know of a way to use siege to test my web app that is behind a login? |
| 15:58.37 | carmony | Hmmm... |
| 15:59.02 | _clint_ | maybe siege isn't what I should be using. :-) |
| 15:59.03 | josephscott | does siege support http basic auth? |
| 15:59.25 | carmony | that, or it might support setting headers |
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| 15:59.59 | _clint_ | it looks like it does support setting headers |
| 16:02.21 | carmony | so what you could do is log in, get your session cookie and set that in your siege |
| 16:03.16 | josephscott | siege is pretty good |
| 16:04.07 | _clint_ | carmony: okay cool. I will try that. I also found this shell script to run siege behind a drupal login. I guess siege allows you to test posting to forms: https://github.com/msonnabaum/DrupalSiege/blob/master/drplsiege.sh |
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| 16:08.30 | _clint_ | carmony: fyi, it looks like it has built in functionality, but doesn't put it in the manual. Very cool: http://serverfault.com/questions/292679/stress-login-area-with-siege - Thanks for your help. |
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| 16:29.37 | wps | has anyone been to the utah JS group meetings? |
| 16:29.57 | wps | they've been talking about some exciting things on their list recently |
| 16:30.06 | wps | I wish I could have made it to the meeting last night |
| 16:31.36 | TuxToaster | wps: I think they said they are having one tonight as well |
| 16:31.52 | TuxToaster | Haven't been to any of the meetups, not that heavy in to JS |
| 16:32.01 | TuxToaster | but yeah, they've got some pretty cool stuff going on |
| 16:32.52 | TuxToaster | still torn on exactly how far JS should be taken in that regard, I mean, I use it heavily in webapps and such, obviously... but driving an entire site from it? Not so sure. |
| 16:33.08 | wps | I agree. |
| 16:33.19 | wps | They were talking about a new framework that is basically ruby on rails written in JS |
| 16:33.23 | wps | I don't understand that |
| 16:35.24 | _clint_ | I have been following them pretty closely, but haven't been to an event yet. I think a complete app built in javascript is a great idea for some projects. Think how fast things run when using the built in browser storage then asyncronously persisting data to a db via api |
| 16:36.05 | _clint_ | That is the idea behind Spine.js and Backbone.js. Also, if using server side javascript, code reuse is amazing. |
| 16:43.12 | carmony | video of the day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1ZtBCpo0eU |
| 16:43.55 | carmony | grrrr... is my client glitched again? |
| 16:44.02 | carmony | hrm, odd |
| 16:44.18 | carmony | lets try that again: video of the day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1ZtBCpo0eU |
| 16:45.43 | TuxToaster | carmony: I got it both times |
| 16:45.54 | carmony | yeah, bug with my client |
| 16:46.39 | mindjuju_ | bug carmony 's client |
| 16:46.50 | TuxToaster | $lart carmony's client |
| 16:46.50 | raifbot | hauls carmony's client up by the scruff of the neck and spanks him until he waddles. |
| 16:47.01 | mindjuju_ | i got it twice too, btw |
| 16:47.10 | mindjuju_ | and team fortress 2 is very much like that |
| 16:47.23 | Monnok | omg carmony that was hilarious |
| 16:47.23 | TuxToaster | $chuck-fact |
| 16:47.24 | raifbot | Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is. |
| 16:47.33 | beandog | lol |
| 16:48.50 | TuxToaster | LOL |
| 16:48.51 | TuxToaster | that's great |
| 16:48.57 | TuxToaster | (watching it now) |
| 16:49.53 | DexterTheDragon | I naturally zoned out during the splash screens as I waited for the video to start, then I was like oh this is the video |
| 16:55.06 | Monnok | lol same here |
| 16:55.25 | beandog | I just made a pubkey and promptly forgot the passphrase. |
| 16:55.27 | beandog | fail |
| 16:55.48 | beandog | I guess that makes it extra secure |
| 16:56.37 | mindjuju_ | passphrase FTW - thisIsSomething_I_ShouldRememberFor_A_VERYveryVERYLongTimeForeverMaybe! |
| 16:58.11 | herlo | mindjuju_: the ! is very important :) |
| 16:58.23 | mindjuju_ | sure it is! |
| 17:00.53 | mindjuju_ | @herlo, i've decided to stop my password convention of using mathematical formula for my passwords like 3.141592ISpi |
| 17:01.13 | mindjuju_ | i think now i'm going to use haiku |
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| 17:01.29 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 17:01.54 | TuxToaster | I had 10 places of pi for a password once |
| 17:02.13 | herlo | if you type it on the command line accidentally, the shell can't interpret it and it does not save it in the history |
| 17:02.31 | herlo | assuming you have a ! somewhere in your password, that's a nice feature :) |
| 17:02.34 | mindjuju_ | that's an additional bonus |
| 17:03.05 | herlo | yup |
| 17:03.12 | Monnok | herlo: anywhere in the password? |
| 17:03.57 | Monnok | thats pretty cool |
| 17:04.00 | herlo | Monnok: yes |
| 17:04.06 | herlo | try it on your command line |
| 17:04.21 | Monnok | lol thats funny |
| 17:05.00 | mindjuju_ | ~herlo++ |
| 17:05.13 | mindjuju_ | ~karma herlo |
| 17:05.13 | ibot | herlo has karma of 27 |
| 17:05.46 | Monnok | ive got more than one, and it tried to fire part of my password with something else in my history appended |
| 17:06.02 | mindjuju_ | let's see, you get to come back in your next life as a DWP engy for bigplanet |
| 17:06.22 | mindjuju_ | hmm, didn't you already do that in this life? |
| 17:06.49 | TuxToaster | Monnok: yeah, typically the ! tells bash to recall a history item |
| 17:07.32 | TuxToaster | so if you type 'history' and see a command 485 that you want to run again, !485 will fire off that command |
| 17:07.45 | TuxToaster | so you probably don't want a number after the ! |
| 17:08.13 | influx | o hai |
| 17:08.25 | influx | http://www.google.com/search?q=do+a+barrel+roll&qscrl=1 |
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| 17:08.45 | Monnok | doesnt matter if you have something before and/or after, since it wont run something like mypasswordvi local.xmlspasswd |
| 17:09.10 | TuxToaster | true |
| 17:09.19 | herlo | influx: that's so 3 hours ago :) |
| 17:09.23 | Monnok | thats kinda what happened with mine |
| 17:10.15 | TuxToaster | I used to use !xxx all the time, now I find I use ctrl+r to search the history more often |
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| 17:10.29 | Monnok | yeah i like that one most (ctrl r) |
| 17:11.04 | TuxToaster | ctrl+r + first few characters of a server name is nice for getting back to an SSH I use often |
| 17:11.20 | mahelious | ~influx++ |
| 17:11.29 | Monnok | yeah |
| 17:12.28 | TuxToaster | wow. really? http://www.firebox.com/product/4788/iPawn-Games?aff=512&awc=550_1320335701_de31b70613d75fca88581d927c3f7d9e |
| 17:13.20 | TuxToaster | I mean, it's cool that you could essentially have unlimited boards, but seems like you're just begging to loose pieces at that point |
| 17:13.37 | influx | herlo: Boooooo. |
| 17:14.20 | TuxToaster | mindjuju_: make sandwhich; sudo !! |
| 17:14.23 | TuxToaster | :P |
| 17:21.32 | macnewbold | http://www.infoworld.com/t/web-applications/googles-top-easter-eggs-gags-and-hoaxes-2011-edition-463¤t=8&last=7#slideshowTop |
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| 17:30.01 | mindjuju_ | sup utah_dave |
| 17:30.58 | Utah_Dave | hey, mindjuju_. Just getting in to work. |
| 17:31.19 | Utah_Dave | thanks for the cool stuff on tf2 the other day. The better weapons made a great difference. |
| 17:31.32 | mindjuju_ | :) |
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| 17:37.06 | mindjuju_ | for beandog - gravity cats - http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=lDcqjVRGm1Q |
| 17:44.43 | beandog | meh |
| 17:46.28 | DexterTheDragon | http://famousobjectsfromclassicmovies.com |
| 17:53.05 | mindjuju_ | i'm not sure about that DtD, i just had one with the movie Ice Age, which mayhave been a good movie, but a "classic"? |
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| 18:04.57 | beandog | ice age is not classic |
| 18:05.24 | beandog | Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine is classic |
| 18:05.33 | mindjuju_ | well of course it is |
| 18:09.05 | josephscott | this is kinda fun http://www.google.com/search?gcx=w&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=Do+a+barrel+roll |
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| 18:10.34 | josePHPagoda | hi everyone! |
| 18:12.55 | itimber | hello josePHPagoda |
| 18:13.08 | josePHPagoda | how's everything going? |
| 18:13.57 | itimber | not bad here |
| 18:14.01 | itimber | how are you holding up? |
| 18:14.03 | josePHPagoda | glad to hear it |
| 18:14.13 | josePHPagoda | doing pretty well... i'm excited about the upcoming meeting |
| 18:14.17 | josePHPagoda | (i'm presenting :-D) |
| 18:14.24 | itimber | nice |
| 18:14.27 | itimber | what's the topic? |
| 18:15.16 | josePHPagoda | Designing with Scalability Platforms in Mind |
| 18:15.23 | josePHPagoda | not the most thrilling |
| 18:15.27 | josePHPagoda | but should be good |
| 18:21.09 | josePHPagoda | essentially about all of the best practices for designing an application to be happy when moved about servers and such |
| 18:21.43 | itimber | ya, that's cool |
| 18:22.17 | itimber | will this include linux -> windows server mobility? |
| 18:22.20 | josePHPagoda | stuff everyone probably knows, but hopefully everyone leaves with something to think about |
| 18:22.28 | josePHPagoda | it's more about one server to twenty servers |
| 18:22.31 | itimber | or to/from Mac servers? |
| 18:22.40 | itimber | oh gotcha |
| 18:22.44 | josePHPagoda | less about the platform, and more about scaling |
| 18:22.59 | josePHPagoda | let me PM you the summary |
| 18:24.14 | josePHPagoda | there ya go |
| 18:24.55 | josePHPagoda | does that make sense to you? |
| 18:25.29 | josePHPagoda | though i'd gladly discuss changing platforms with you after (or before) the presentation if you are there |
| 18:25.32 | josePHPagoda | :-P |
| 18:25.46 | itimber | that's very cool |
| 18:25.47 | josephscott | carmony: mining for publicly accessible memcached instances http://www.slideshare.net/sensepost/cache-on-delivery :-) |
| 18:26.25 | josePHPagoda | josephscott: if i'm understanding the title properly, that coul dbe scary |
| 18:26.55 | josephscott | lets just say some people forget to the limit which IPs can talk to their memcached servers |
| 18:27.07 | jsmith | Wow, that's either very cool or very scary |
| 18:27.31 | josephscott | mostly scary |
| 18:27.33 | josePHPagoda | that's also a risky attack vector |
| 18:29.30 | josephscott | it is a grand canyon size hole in terms of security, considering what many places use memcached for |
| 18:29.39 | josePHPagoda | yup |
| 18:34.19 | josePHPagoda | well... off to eat |
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| 18:46.41 | beandog | josephscott: your memory is my memory |
| 18:46.57 | beandog | have a gig |
| 18:47.03 | josephscott | good, I could use some extra RAM :-) |
| 18:47.17 | Utah_Dave | all your memory are belong to us. |
| 18:48.23 | mindjuju_ | @josephscott - cool tools always have clever names - http://www.sensepost.com/labs/tools/poc/go-derper |
| 18:48.35 | mindjuju_ | from your post earlier about memcached servers |
| 18:49.10 | josephscott | :-) |
| 18:50.21 | mindjuju_ | so DtD, did you see paranormal activity 3? |
| 19:06.18 | DexterTheDragon | mindjuju_: I don't watch those |
| 19:08.01 | mindjuju_ | oh i thought you liked the scary stuff |
| 19:10.55 | DexterTheDragon | that would be me |
| 19:11.05 | mindjuju_ | oh |
| 19:11.06 | DexterTheDragon | ghost stuff isn't my cup of tea tho |
| 19:11.12 | mindjuju_ | ooohhh |
| 19:11.19 | josePHPagoda | i think i should make a spoof of those |
| 19:11.28 | josePHPagoda | and it's be total normal activities, but they happen only in pairs |
| 19:11.32 | josePHPagoda | and it's be |
| 19:11.36 | josePHPagoda | pair-a-normal activity |
| 19:12.27 | mindjuju_ | there is a fine line there DtD, i'm not sure if i see it |
| 19:12.46 | mindjuju_ | isn't the ring about a dead girl that comes back? paranomoral activity about a haunting? |
| 19:12.50 | mindjuju_ | both dead people? |
| 19:14.20 | DexterTheDragon | dead girl is just a zombie |
| 19:14.41 | josePHPagoda | and a smart one at that |
| 19:14.44 | mindjuju_ | oooh |
| 19:14.46 | josePHPagoda | she knows how to use the phone |
| 19:14.48 | josePHPagoda | :-P |
| 19:15.16 | mindjuju_ | so the supernatural stuff you don't like, poltergist, hauntings |
| 19:15.25 | mindjuju_ | gore and zombie stuff you're ok with |
| 19:15.38 | DexterTheDragon | mindjuju_: something like that |
| 19:15.46 | mindjuju_ | gotcha, i understand now |
| 19:16.43 | josePHPagoda | i'm not into scary movies that much... |
| 19:23.44 | TuxToaster | my wife hates The Ring |
| 19:24.04 | TuxToaster | but mostly because she's not a fan of scary movies as it is, and the one time we watched it, it was in early evening |
| 19:24.08 | xtrementl | i thought it was funny |
| 19:24.14 | TuxToaster | so by the time the movie finished, it was dark |
| 19:24.34 | josePHPagoda | my sister went and watched it |
| 19:24.34 | TuxToaster | and right at the end, the screen goes black, so the room is dark, and our phone literally rings |
| 19:24.38 | xtrementl | saw it at the theater and a bunch of girls dumped out of their front row seats onto the people behind them |
| 19:24.42 | josePHPagoda | and we set the tv to turn on to a static channel later that night |
| 19:24.43 | TuxToaster | she screamed and jumped off the couch |
| 19:24.45 | xtrementl | jumped* |
| 19:24.46 | josePHPagoda | hilarity ensued |
| 19:24.48 | josePHPagoda | :-D |
| 19:25.06 | xtrementl | lol @josePHPagoda |
| 19:25.07 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 19:30.26 | carmony | bah, this client is going to be the death of me |
| 19:30.41 | carmony | did someone say my name earlier? |
| 19:31.18 | xtrementl | clients.. meh |
| 19:33.18 | TuxToaster | carmony: josephscott was the last one to say it |
| 19:33.50 | TuxToaster | 12:25 josephscott: carmony: mining for publicly accessible memcached instances http://www.slideshare.net/sensepost/cache-on-delivery :-) <-- |
| 19:38.51 | carmony | huh, interesting |
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| 21:02.42 | beandog | is it too early for Christmas music |
| 21:02.43 | beandog | ? |
| 21:02.51 | beandog | ~jingle carmony |
| 21:02.58 | carmony | yes |
| 21:02.59 | carmony | it is |
| 21:03.08 | beandog | ~scrooge carmony |
| 21:03.08 | ibot | ACTION sicks the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future on carmony until carmony screams "I LOVE CHRISTMAS" in submission. |
| 21:03.14 | beandog | lol |
| 21:03.15 | carmony | I am when it comes to christmas music :P |
| 21:03.22 | beandog | that's great |
| 21:03.33 | beandog | how do you set an ibot command? |
| 21:03.44 | carmony | ~beandog beandog |
| 21:03.46 | carmony | I dunno |
| 21:03.50 | carmony | ~help ibot |
| 21:03.51 | _clint_ | how many ibot command are ther on this thing. So funny |
| 21:04.03 | beandog | ibot: jingle is action hooks up $1 to a sleigh and rides $1 around the town |
| 21:04.03 | ibot | beandog: okay |
| 21:04.07 | beandog | ~jingle carmony |
| 21:04.11 | beandog | meh. |
| 21:04.29 | beandog | $8ball is this worthy of my time |
| 21:04.29 | raifbot | beandog - My sources say no. |
| 21:04.41 | _clint_ | ha ha |
| 21:04.44 | carmony | LOL |
| 21:05.52 | beandog | who is a botmaster around here |
| 21:11.10 | josephscott | $google christmas music |
| 21:11.11 | raifbot | josephscott searching http://www.google.com/search?q=christmas+music -- http://xmasfun.com/lyrics.asp -- http://music.aol.com/radioguide/christmas-music -- http://www.live365.com/cgi-bin/directory.cgi%3Fgenre%3Dsearch%26searchdesc%3Dchristmas |
| 21:11.26 | ibot | nabs the moon and broadsides beandog with the sea of tranquility, courtesy of carmony |
| 21:11.43 | beandog | whut |
| 21:11.52 | carmony | awww, it says it came from me :P |
| 21:12.02 | beandog | ~shun carmony |
| 21:12.03 | ibot | You are dead to me, carmony. |
| 21:13.31 | carmony | ~carmony |
| 21:13.31 | ibot | you are, like, awesome |
| 21:13.47 | _clint_ | lol |
| 21:13.49 | carmony | lol |
| 21:13.52 | carmony | thats right, ibot |
| 21:14.28 | beandog | lol |
| 21:14.29 | beandog | ~carmony |
| 21:14.29 | ibot | hmm... carmony is awesome, or a foodie |
| 21:14.46 | carmony | lol |
| 21:14.49 | beandog | ~beandog |
| 21:14.49 | ibot | you are, like, the gentoo guru, or a wannabe racer. a skater. the enlightened one, or <3 Janeway, or a non-girl, or has a large intestine filled with mealworms |
| 21:15.07 | beandog | ~win beandog |
| 21:15.07 | ibot | Congratulations, beandog! You have won the time-life collection of vintage AOL cd's, a set of 120! |
| 21:15.11 | beandog | lol |
| 21:15.19 | beandog | ~define win |
| 21:15.19 | ibot | Use ~dict for definitions. |
| 21:15.22 | beandog | ~dict win |
| 21:15.29 | beandog | meh. |
| 21:15.31 | beandog | ~meh |
| 21:15.31 | ibot | meh int. /meh/ [The Simpsons] An interjection expressing apathy, or mgeary's favorite phrase |
| 21:15.48 | josephscott | ~x es en $lart beandog |
| 21:15.50 | raifbot | runs at beandog with an origami Swiss Army knife, and inflicts a nasty paper cut. |
| 21:15.58 | mindjuju_ | ~vinegar |
| 21:15.58 | ibot | i heard vinegar is not a condiment, or perfectly acceptable for use as a condiment under certain unusual circumstances |
| 21:16.57 | mindjuju_ | ~mindjuju |
| 21:16.57 | ibot | somebody said mindjuju was sleeping with his left eye open, or insane, or a windows system administrator *GASP*, or the Prophet of Breakbeats, or sweat sexy hawtness, or a Texan, or wears his snuggie in the buff, or has a thing for hawt sitcom moms, or likes ponicals, or listens to celine dijon. DJ Nerd Magic, or can't tell toast from a pop-tart, or can beat a viper in a sedan |
| 21:17.36 | mindjuju_ | i'm fine with most of that but the celine dijon |
| 21:17.42 | carmony | ~carmony2 |
| 21:17.42 | ibot | ACTION bows down before the great carmony in reverance of his awesomeness and stuff! |
| 21:17.47 | carmony | haha |
| 21:17.47 | josephscott | ~lolstats |
| 21:17.48 | ibot | total count of lol on #uphpu: 2995. Top 3: carmony -- 434 (14.5%), SunSparc -- 398 (13.3%), TuxToaster -- 374 (12.5%) |
| 21:18.09 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 21:18.11 | TuxToaster | only 23 more to go |
| 21:18.29 | TuxToaster | $rlart |
| 21:18.30 | raifbot | nabs the moon and broadsides jnbek with the sea of tranquility. |
| 21:18.38 | TuxToaster | ow |
| 21:18.39 | josePHPagoda | lol |
| 21:18.42 | josePHPagoda | i figured i'd say it |
| 21:18.45 | josePHPagoda | :-P |
| 21:19.07 | beandog | ~lolstats beandog |
| 21:19.08 | ibot | beandog has said lol 345 times (11.5 %), ranked 4/97 (percentile: 4.1 %) |
| 21:19.24 | beandog | ~lolstats mindjuju_ |
| 21:19.27 | beandog | ~lolstats mindjuju |
| 21:19.27 | ibot | mindjuju has said lol 5 times (0.2 %), ranked 28/97 (percentile: 28.9 %) |
| 21:19.31 | beandog | heh |
| 21:19.39 | mindjuju_ | that's 5 times too many |
| 21:19.40 | beandog | mindjuju is not a happy camperino |
| 21:19.47 | carmony | man, I lol too much |
| 21:19.54 | TuxToaster | wow |
| 21:19.57 | TuxToaster | 5 |
| 21:20.08 | *** mode/#UPHPU [+o mindjuju] by ChanServ |
| 21:20.09 | carmony | it only counts when you just say "lol" |
| 21:20.10 | beandog | and he's still 28/97 |
| 21:20.47 | beandog | ~give mindjuju a ribbon that says "28th place. Good luck on your next accomplishments" |
| 21:20.47 | ibot | ACTION gives a ribbon that says "28th place. Good luck on your next accomplishments" to mindjuju |
| 21:20.58 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 21:21.03 | mindjuju | 14:) |
| 21:22.24 | TuxToaster | $lart ibot |
| 21:22.25 | raifbot | wielding the mighty hammer of Thor, Mjölnir, I summon lighting to destroy ibot. |
| 21:23.06 | TuxToaster | ah there you go |
| 21:23.08 | TuxToaster | ~x es en $lart ibot |
| 21:23.11 | raifbot | wielding the mighty hammer of Thor, Mjölnir, I summon lighting to destroy ibot. |
| 21:23.13 | TuxToaster | haha |
| 21:23.14 | jnbek | wow, just wow |
| 21:23.36 | TuxToaster | jnbek: not very tranquil, was it? |
| 21:23.37 | jnbek | I'm all over here minding my own business, and then get whacked by the Sea of Tranquility..... |
| 21:23.55 | jnbek | totally not the relaxing experience one would expect |
| 21:24.08 | josePHPagoda | so what's the best way to change where my sessions are saved? |
| 21:24.30 | carmony | josePHPagoda: what do you mean, change where they are saved? |
| 21:24.36 | carmony | just like the locations of the files? |
| 21:24.39 | josePHPagoda | yes |
| 21:24.44 | carmony | in your php.ini |
| 21:24.52 | josePHPagoda | is there a way to do that outside of that? |
| 21:24.56 | carmony | um |
| 21:25.09 | jnbek | i think you can ini_set() session.save_path |
| 21:25.32 | carmony | http://www.php.net/manual/en/function.session-save-path.php |
| 21:25.41 | josePHPagoda | carmony: i looked at that, didn't seem to work |
| 21:25.49 | carmony | then try the ini_set |
| 21:25.54 | carmony | before your session_start() |
| 21:25.55 | josePHPagoda | jnbek: if I wanted to use ini_set() |
| 21:26.11 | josePHPagoda | ah |
| 21:26.13 | josePHPagoda | ok |
| 21:26.17 | josePHPagoda | i think i found my answer |
| 21:26.36 | carmony | you also can put ini settings in your apache vhosts config |
| 21:27.04 | josePHPagoda | yeah |
| 21:27.12 | josePHPagoda | i know, just trying to find a way to do it via my php code |
| 21:27.14 | josePHPagoda | :-D |
| 21:27.42 | carmony | fail of the day: http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/11/2/e5ccdbb3-dcc1-48bc-9402-6c8dff763d83.jpg |
| 21:28.55 | beandog | carmony: lol |
| 21:29.01 | beandog | lol |
| 21:29.03 | beandog | that is hilarious |
| 21:29.18 | beandog | they look good to me |
| 21:29.34 | josePHPagoda | epicsauce |
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| 21:31.18 | beandog | ~lart mgeary |
| 21:31.18 | ibot | whips mgeary with a wet and grimy noodle just because |
| 21:31.26 | josePHPagoda | ibot is mean |
| 21:31.33 | josePHPagoda | ... |
| 21:31.37 | mgeary | i deserved that |
| 21:31.38 | josePHPagoda | i hope ibot doesnt come to the meetings |
| 21:31.41 | josePHPagoda | ah... i see |
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| 22:19.21 | mgeary | ~criticize beandog |
| 22:19.22 | ibot | ACTION points out real or perceived flaws in, and questions the merit, effectiveness or correctness of beandog |
| 22:19.32 | josephscott | ~save beandog |
| 22:19.32 | ibot | ACTION runs into a burning building and saves beandog from certain death. Is that enough? |
| 22:19.43 | mgeary | what beandog needs is a mother-in-law |
| 22:19.57 | beandog | lol |
| 22:20.04 | beandog | I'm not sure about that.. |
| 22:20.18 | josephscott | ~lolstats beandog |
| 22:22.52 | mgeary | you know the saying, behind every great man is a great woman... and a surprised mother-in-law |
| 22:23.05 | mindjuju | 14:) |
| 22:23.22 | mgeary | though, i shouldn't be mean. I had a great mother-in-law |
| 22:23.58 | beandog | mgeary: lol |
| 22:24.01 | beandog | had? |
| 22:24.05 | beandog | did you bury her in the back yard? |
| 22:24.13 | mgeary | no, in the regular cemetary |
| 22:24.30 | mgeary | about 7 years ago now |
| 22:25.12 | mgeary | you insensitive clod ;) |
| 22:25.28 | beandog | heh |
| 22:30.05 | mindjuju | so i have a server that has 2 different domain names, example.com and example2.com. i"ve just enabled FTP over SSL explict (FTPES) and it works on example.com, but example2.com just hangs :( |
| 22:30.07 | mindjuju | why dat? |
| 22:30.33 | beandog | is it the same SSL cert? |
| 22:30.44 | beandog | are you even using a cert |
| 22:30.47 | beandog | er |
| 22:30.51 | beandog | well of course you'll have a cert |
| 22:30.52 | beandog | derp. |
| 22:30.54 | mindjuju | yes cert, same |
| 22:31.00 | mindjuju | different IP though |
| 22:31.03 | beandog | whats the common name? example.com? |
| 22:31.37 | mindjuju | hostname on the box is example3.com |
| 22:31.43 | mindjuju | something entirely diff than the other t2 |
| 22:31.46 | beandog | No, fort he certificate |
| 22:31.48 | mindjuju | err, other 2 domains |
| 22:31.49 | beandog | *for the |
| 22:31.51 | mindjuju | oh |
| 22:31.56 | mindjuju | it's a self signed |
| 22:31.59 | mindjuju | i'll have to check |
| 22:32.13 | beandog | okay |
| 22:32.17 | beandog | well if its self signed |
| 22:32.21 | beandog | just create a new one for example2 |
| 22:32.32 | beandog | Don't reuse the same one, if it's different domain names |
| 22:33.18 | mindjuju | would i have a breakdwon when the ssl cert was being negotiated? |
| 22:33.41 | beandog | that's what I'm guessing it was |
| 22:43.08 | beandog | heh |
| 22:43.11 | beandog | mahelious: what you working on |
| 22:43.47 | mahelious | writing a batch job to pull unread messages from an exchange server for parsing |
| 22:44.10 | mahelious | it was fun and games until $boss decided we should parse attachments. |
| 22:44.40 | beandog | heh |
| 22:44.58 | beandog | ~replace mahelious' boss |
| 22:44.59 | ibot | ACTION replaces mahelious' boss with a very small shell script |
| 22:45.07 | beandog | there we go |
| 22:45.13 | mahelious | lol |
| 22:45.21 | josephscott | VERY small shell script |
| 22:45.27 | beandog | like three lines |
| 22:45.41 | beandog | one interpreter, one comment, one command |
| 22:45.55 | josephscott | one of which is the shabang |
| 22:46.02 | beandog | #!/bin/sh |
| 22:46.04 | beandog | # super awesome |
| 22:46.10 | beandog | echo "You are not cool. Go home." |
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| 22:47.08 | mindjuju | i personally don't want any until they have high beams |
| 22:47.18 | beandog | what in the whut |
| 22:47.30 | beandog | why don't you just flip on the light? |
| 22:47.40 | mindjuju | too much effort |
| 22:48.07 | beandog | pfft |
| 22:48.09 | mindjuju | high beams could be a defense tool |
| 22:48.12 | beandog | putting on slippers is more effort |
| 22:48.22 | mindjuju | but keeps your feet warm |
| 22:48.30 | mindjuju | and has a +3 to legos on the floor |
| 22:48.33 | beandog | https://www.asseenontv.com/pajama-jeans/detail.php?p=296805&v=best-sellers |
| 22:48.34 | beandog | lol |
| 22:49.04 | mindjuju | where style meets comfort! |
| 22:51.17 | mgeary | i hate applications (like Flash) that think you'd ever want to be able to drag a file from your desktop into your document to do an import |
| 22:51.41 | mgeary | when what i REALLY want to do is drag the file across my desktop to another folder, without it being intercepted by stupid apps like Flash |
| 22:51.44 | mgeary | grrrr |
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| 22:52.46 | mindjuju | beandog - https://www.asseenontv.com/ncis-bert-the-farting-hippo/detail.php?p=262428&v=novelty |
| 22:52.53 | beandog | just ... no |
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| 22:59.13 | mindjuju | i keep hearing how good Arch linux is |
| 22:59.18 | mindjuju | maybe i should check it out |
| 23:00.43 | Utah_Dave | mindjuju: I've heard some good things, too. I'm just a little too busy right now to investigate much. |
| 23:13.03 | wps | it feels like Friday |
| 23:13.10 | wps | too bad tomorrow's not Saturday |
| 23:13.23 | wps | Arch Linux? |
| 23:14.24 | wps | never mind. I googled. |
