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15:08.37mindjujuDow Jones Firesale!  Everything must go!  (ouch dji -348)
15:10.24mindjujuand with all bad news, there is good news to mix
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15:10.44mindjujuRHT is +1.66(4.l12%)
15:10.48mindjujumaybe i should invest
15:12.20mindjujuWOW - here's why - http://www.thestreet.com/story/11255765/1/red-hat-reports-second-quarter-results.html
15:16.22jsmithLook! Squirrel!
15:16.33mindjujulove that movie
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15:29.26JacobEdmondKerrHe u can run 2 queries in one if you separate them with ; right??
15:29.31JacobEdmondKerrMySQL
15:29.46jsmithFrom the CLI?
15:29.52jsmithFrom a PHP script?
15:29.57JacobEdmondKerrFROM PHP.
15:29.59jsmithDo you care about the output?
15:30.05JacobEdmondKerrNo.
15:30.06jsmithI'm not sure I've ever tried it
15:30.09jsmithWhy?
15:30.19jsmithIf it's from PHP, why not do it in two separate queries?
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15:30.30jsmithWhat are you trying to gain from doing them together?
15:30.31JacobEdmondKerrI guess what I really need to do is update 2 tables in one qquery
15:30.47jsmithWhy from one query?
15:30.55jsmithDo the updates need to be atomic?
15:31.07JacobEdmondKerrYeah you're right I can do 2 queries LOL.
15:31.08jsmithIf so, a transaction is probably a better approach
15:31.34JacobEdmondKerrI'm just going to do 2 queires.
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15:33.08fungushttp://us2.php.net/manual/en/mysqli.multi-query.php
15:33.25fungusThat can do it, but it's not really necessary
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15:34.05mgearyso fungus, an update from yesterday
15:34.34mgearychanging the KeepAliveTimeout in my apache file ended up being our ad hoc fix
15:35.00mgearythey never were able to get a Connection: close header into their request, but they'll work on it now that we have a band-aid on the issue
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15:45.50macnewbold~seen josephpagod
15:46.06iboti haven't seen 'josephpagod', macnewbold
15:46.07macnewbold~seen josephpagoda
15:46.07ibotjosephpagoda is currently on #utos (1h 26m 5s). Has said a total of 4 messages. Is idling for 0s, last said: 'mindjuju: when do you think you'll be able to send me that info, then we can get to work on signage and what not?'.
15:46.07TuxToaster$rlart
15:46.07raifbotsends a legion of lawyers after fungus's head.
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15:51.37beandogKyle's job posting is half developer, half sysadmin.
15:52.19herlobeandog: it's a 'do everything' kind of job
15:52.31beandogherlo: I'm wondering how common those are these days
15:52.42beandogI guess it's probably not a big deal if you're a small shop
15:53.22mgearywait, i thought Kyle only wanted ME to replace him
15:53.22herlobeandog: in a small shop, very
15:53.33mgearythat's what his email said
15:54.01beandog~replace mgeary
15:54.01ibotACTION replaces mgeary with a very small shell script
15:54.05beandoglol
15:54.06mgearyfigures
15:54.10beandoglmao
15:54.11herlomgeary: except that he sent it to *everyone* in UPHPU. I kind of thought he wanted *all* of us to replace him
15:54.12beandogthat's awesome
15:54.29mgearyherlo: i suppose that's also a valid interpretation
15:54.40herlohehe
15:55.03herlothat man claims to do the work of a 100 men (and women)!
15:56.57beandogso is that 200 people?
15:57.06beandogor did you mean a mix
15:57.08beandoggotta be specific here.
15:57.22herlodunno, good point!
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16:05.25unumwell i think it will take atleast three dozen :)
16:06.33herlooh, so you do have a big head?
16:06.34herloI see
16:06.49unum:)
16:06.54unumit is a small shop
16:07.06unumonly about a dozen full time staff right now
16:07.18unumtwo do everything people
16:07.29unumit's kind of weird to be specializing.....
16:08.29beandogunum: what are you gonna move onto?
16:08.36unumbgbng.com
16:09.08beandogright on
16:14.17unumso lamp development
16:15.04unumI'm really glad I won't be developing c++ apps that create wordperfect documents anymore
16:16.50herlolol
16:17.01herlounum: so you are trying to pawn that crap off onto someone else?
16:17.33macnewboldhaha
16:17.35influxunum: Is that what you were doing?
16:17.37influx:<
16:18.56influxI mean, why Word Perfect?
16:19.18herlodude, Word Perfect is awesome!
16:20.48influxI don't know how to take that.
16:20.50influx:)
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16:28.58beandogI miss WordPerfect for DOS
16:29.03beandogbest app evar.
16:29.46influxThe last time I worked with it regularly was in Jr. High.
16:30.32herloyou are young
16:30.55unumherlo: that and my early attempts to learn php and design a database :)
16:31.11unuminflux: that's a requirement from our main client
16:31.13herlounum: :) It's a good learning experience for someone...
16:31.15unumbeandog: you should come here
16:31.22unumwordperfect office 3.11 for dos
16:31.37unumYOU can figure out how to get it to work with windows 7
16:32.02unuminflux: you should have stayed here, you would have gotten to work with it again
16:32.57unumwe have 2 employees(until 3 weeks ago it was 3) who INSIST on using the text editor that came with wordperferct office for dos 3.11
16:33.09unumwon't even consider looking at anything else
16:33.32unumwon't use their shiny new windows 7 pc because of compatiblity issues(though I think mostly that's a problem with novell)
16:37.47influxunum: I would have, but I was too slow, or maybe slow at the most (for me) inopportune time.
16:38.26influx:)
16:38.27unumya the qpx programmers have to be pretty fast
16:38.34unumI'd have a hard time being fast at that job
16:38.39unumit's too mundane for me
16:38.48unumI'm pretty fast at what I do
16:39.00influxI fault myself for thinking I could train and work on a redesign of the site.
16:39.12influxLive and learn.
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16:47.12beandogOr just live and make butter.
16:48.03beandogsee, mgeary is perfect for the job
16:48.26unumsounds like it
16:48.34mgeary...16 years ago
16:48.37beandoghire that man!
16:48.54mgearyback when beandog was wearing diapers and watching Ren and Stimpy
16:49.02beandogUm, I'm older than that.
16:49.05herlomgeary: I did as well, but didn't work for novell
16:49.27unumso you'll be comfortable with netware,wordperfect,batch files, and qbasic
16:49.29unumperfect
16:49.46beandogmgeary: how old are you
16:49.49mgearysounds perfectly awful
16:50.03mgearybeandog: 41 this December. Shop early for my present!
16:50.49herlo39 in November :)
16:50.50mgearysee?
16:51.22beandogmgeary: shop early, and often
16:51.35unum16 years ago I was in my parents basement playing with batchfiles and qbasic
16:51.46unumnever had wordperfect at home, we used eight in one
16:51.51unumalso I was playing a lot of civ
16:51.57herlomgeary: I was thinking that you were younger than me. I've been the 'old man' here for so long. Now I can remove that title, and it turns out for some time even! :)
16:52.14herlolol
16:52.32unumactually I would have graduated to pascal by that time.....
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17:31.19mindjujui am so buying this shirt
17:31.26mindjujuand it's been blessed by brian blessed!  http://www.nerdoh.co.uk/site/shop/products/display-product.aspx?Product_ID=19
17:32.53mindjujuthese guys have some awesome stuff
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17:38.13fridgesmDoes anyone have any contacts at Fibernet?
17:40.39herlofridgesm: trevynm does, but he hangs out in #esource
17:42.01fridgesmthanks
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19:50.46mindjuju$8ball is UARS going to land on my head or house tomorrow?
19:50.47raifbotmindjuju - As I see it, yes.
19:50.53mindjujudarn
19:51.16jsmithmindjuju: It's totally gonna miss North America, man...
19:51.38mindjujui thought everything short of the poles was fair game?
19:51.53jsmithNot anymore...
19:52.14jsmithhttp://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/09/22/north-america-safe-from-nasas-doomed-65-ton-satellite/
19:52.30jsmith(And no, I'm not a big Fox News fan, but that's the first link that Google found me)
19:52.48herlojsmith: you can't trust anything from Fox News! Not even this!
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19:54.56mindjujuhttp://www.space.com/13033-neil-armstrong-nasa-future-congress-hearing.html
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20:16.50mgearyfridgesm: i have a few
20:16.59mgeary(fibernet contacts)
20:20.25mindjujuwell, the goodnews is that dji is -391
20:24.09mgearydollar cost averaging++
20:27.48TuxToaster~cookie TuxToaster
20:27.55TuxToasterdoh.
20:28.00TuxToaster~give TuxToaster cookie
20:28.00ibotACTION gives cookie to TuxToaster
20:28.06TuxToasterthat's better
20:39.41beandogI'm just going to sit here and enjoy not being in a meeting.
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20:40.16mindjuju~give beandog his rabbit slippers and a mug of hot choco
20:40.16ibotACTION gives his rabbit slippers and a mug of hot choco to beandog
21:02.34TuxToaster~give beandog a meeting
21:02.34ibotACTION gives a meeting to beandog
21:02.37TuxToaster:P
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21:30.27macnewbold~rlart
21:30.27ibotchops jtsnow in half with a free AOL CD
21:31.16mgeary~rlart
21:31.17ibotrm -rf's Monnok
21:31.32mgeary~cornnuts unum
21:31.33ibotACTION sends unum out for CornNuts™ for everyone. "Mmm, extra crunchy!"
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21:52.50herlowhoa! seriously? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/3303699/We-have-broken-speed-of-light.html
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21:54.24mindjujui love this part ->Being able to travel faster than the speed of light would lead to a wide variety of bizarre consequences.
21:54.37mindjujuand this -> For instance, an astronaut moving faster than it would theoretically arrive at a destination before leaving.
21:54.52herloindeed
21:55.13herloI thought that entertaining as well
21:55.13mindjujuor you'd finish consuming a cheeseburger before you finished making it
21:57.01mgearyhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_fusion#Announcement
21:57.19mgearyi'm not gonna hold my breath
21:57.26fridgesminteresting if true
21:57.27herlomgeary: haha
21:57.52herloOMG! WE BROKE THE SPEED OF LIGHT!!!!
21:58.02herloTHE WORLD IS GONNA ASPLODE!!!
21:58.26mgearywho's "we", anyways? Sheesh, herlo, you just gonna claim their hard work as a personal victory, are you?
21:58.35mindjujuseems like breaking the speed of light is old hat - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/8782895/CERN-scientists-break-the-speed-of-light.html
21:58.53mindjujuactually, herlo's article is like a week older
21:59.09mindjujuho hum, there goes the speed of light, whoopy do
21:59.16mindjuju;)
22:00.05herlomgeary: I SURE AM!
22:00.22herloI like claiming things as my own, as you well know.
22:01.20herloBECAUSE IT IS ALL MINE!!!
22:01.31herlomgeary: I'm only claiming good things, not bad ones
22:01.41mgearyswings both ways, dude
22:01.41herloand good is defined by me, since I can
22:01.48herlonope
22:01.53herloyou are wrong, I define it
22:02.06maheliousboys are responsible for all the cool stuff.
22:02.06herlosince I can claim it as a personal victory :)
22:02.16maheliousgirls are responsible for everything that sucks.
22:02.24maheliousi think i read that in a book somewhere...
22:02.24mgearywhat about Canada?
22:02.25herlomahelious: oh, and that's fun too :)
22:02.31mgeary~blame herlo for Rwanda
22:02.31ibotACTION blames Heartsbane and perhaps herlo for Rwanda and all the evil in the world
22:02.38mgearyhrm
22:03.00mgeary~canda
22:03.02mgeary~canada
22:03.02ibotWe're sorry we called your president a moron, I mean he IS a moron but it wasn't nice of us to point it out. besides it's not like you voted him into office.
22:03.09mgearyhahaha
22:03.15mindjuju:)
22:03.35TuxToasterlol
22:04.14TuxToaster$lart Canada
22:04.15raifbotwhacks Canada upside the head.
22:04.31TuxToaster"Ow! That hurt, eh"
22:17.32Heartsbaneibot: DIAF
22:17.33ibotACTION refuses to die!
22:17.57Heartsbaneibot: whatever just sit there and burn then, stupid bot!
22:23.03unumI actually think it's kind of odd they allowed me to spend almost five years developing this database with out anyone else ever even glancing at it.....
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22:48.58mindjuju~apb carmony
22:48.58ibotACTION calls Duane Lee to stake out carmony
22:59.39mindjuju~apb ninnypants
22:59.39ibotACTION summons Duane Lee to rough up ninnypants
23:06.58ninnypantshola mindjuju
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