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| 04:35.27 | NoCoolName_Tom | Dang. Oh well. |
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| 14:40.39 | Utah_Dave | Man, I hate government purchasing. SUCH a pain. |
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| 14:49.43 | mindjuju | i can only imagine |
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| 14:52.44 | mahelious | http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/aug/10/uk-riots-iran-un-mahmoud-ahmadinejad |
| 14:54.43 | mahelious | that guy has steel cojones |
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| 15:09.21 | mindjuju | mahelious: that's quite funny |
| 15:11.51 | beandog | monin |
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| 16:36.46 | josephscott | fine, I'll admit, yes, Bon Jovi is on the play list |
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| 16:37.33 | herlo | w00t! love bon jovi! |
| 16:38.09 | mahelious | "shot through the heart, and youre to blame!" |
| 16:38.20 | josephscott | currently Livin' on a prayer |
| 16:38.30 | herlo | :) |
| 16:38.34 | josephscott | s/prayer/Prayer/ |
| 16:41.28 | mgeary | are you halfway there? |
| 16:41.56 | herlo | mgeary: YEP |
| 16:42.16 | herlo | mgeary: it's a journey, man! |
| 16:42.26 | herlo | :P |
| 16:43.28 | mgeary | did you wake up in the morning and raise your weary head? |
| 16:45.19 | herlo | this morning, very much so |
| 16:45.33 | mgeary | well, watch out you don't get shot down |
| 16:45.39 | herlo | mostly because I went to bed late and got up early :) |
| 16:45.46 | herlo | mgeary: will do. |
| 16:52.22 | carmony | oh man.... Linked Lists are patented it looks like: http://www.google.com/patents?id=26aJAAAAEBAJ :P |
| 16:52.42 | herlo | yeah, like 300 times |
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| 16:53.35 | herlo | carmony: http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/441/when-patents-attack |
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| 16:53.51 | herlo | and something to read iwth it: http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2011/07/26/138576167/when-patents-attack |
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| 17:00.18 | *** topic/#UPHPU by macnewbold -> UPHPU | Utah PHP Users Group | Meeting Thu 8/18 7pm @C7: Tom Doggett on PHP Code Analysis and Build Tools |
| 17:05.02 | NoCoolName_Tom | macnewbold: Cool! Sorry about the info blitz last night. |
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| 17:05.28 | mindjuju | and you guys say that patents stifle innovation, here is a patent! http://www.google.com/patents?id=IpwDAAAAEBAJ&printsec=abstract#v=onepage&q&f=false |
| 17:07.08 | herlo | mindjuju: haha, you listened |
| 17:07.25 | mindjuju | always listen to ya bud |
| 17:07.31 | herlo | mindjuju: great story, isn't it? |
| 17:07.40 | mindjuju | it cool, and has strong arguments |
| 17:07.45 | herlo | points out so many faults in the system |
| 17:07.59 | herlo | unfortunately, it doesn't have any sound suggestions on how to fix it |
| 17:08.07 | herlo | but I know that wasn't the point of the story |
| 17:12.14 | macnewbold | NoCoolName_Tom: no prob! We're good. i'm excited to see what you've prepared. |
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| 17:12.27 | macnewbold | i don't often look around for new tools, but i know there are likely some i could benefit from. |
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| 18:17.14 | mgeary | hey beandog |
| 18:17.20 | beandog | mgeary: yo |
| 18:17.32 | mgeary | do you know how to use ffmpeg to trim off footage from the *end* of a video? I know you can use -ss to trim from the front... |
| 18:17.38 | beandog | -t |
| 18:18.24 | mindjuju | beandog knows all |
| 18:18.27 | mindjuju | ~beandog++ |
| 18:18.37 | mindjuju | ~karma beandog |
| 18:18.37 | ibot | beandog has karma of 33 |
| 18:18.48 | mgeary | so -t 2 will shave off 2 seconds from the end? |
| 18:18.49 | SunSparc | Nice |
| 18:18.58 | beandog | mgeary: no, that'll be the amount of time to run |
| 18:19.03 | beandog | -ss 30 -t 30 |
| 18:19.04 | mgeary | yeah, that's what i feard. |
| 18:19.06 | mgeary | feared |
| 18:19.07 | beandog | skip 30 seconds, encode 30 seconds |
| 18:19.09 | mgeary | that's not as fun |
| 18:19.11 | mgeary | but okay |
| 18:19.12 | beandog | :T |
| 18:19.55 | mgeary | what would that command do if your video was 45 seconds long? Would it stop at 15 seconds, or would it create an additional 15 seconds of nothingness? |
| 18:22.35 | beandog | dunno |
| 18:22.37 | beandog | it'd probably stop. |
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| 18:44.39 | beandog | ;) |
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| 18:58.33 | beandog | rawr |
| 18:58.43 | beandog | there's this awesome cool plugin on collectd ... can't figure out how to get it working. :T |
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| 19:33.03 | mindjuju | hmm, blind leading the blind - http://www.wikihow.com/Tell-the-Difference-Between-Nerds-and-Geeks |
| 19:37.09 | mindjuju | DtD - http://pc.ign.com/articles/118/1187251p1.html |
| 19:37.39 | beandog | what a bunch of weirdos |
| 19:37.46 | mindjuju | pish posh |
| 19:38.11 | beandog | mindjuju: those are horrible signs |
| 19:38.55 | beandog | lol |
| 19:38.57 | beandog | I was gonna say |
| 19:39.00 | beandog | I sure am judgmental today |
| 19:39.19 | mindjuju | so beandog, have you played minecraft yet? |
| 19:39.29 | beandog | mindjuju: no, but Ive seen plenty of it |
| 19:39.43 | beandog | I'm kind of phasing out computer games in favor of console games |
| 19:40.33 | mindjuju | consoles < pc games |
| 19:41.40 | beandog | mindjuju: yah, I agree, but I don't wanna have a desktop setup any more |
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| 19:41.47 | mindjuju | ah |
| 19:42.09 | mindjuju | i think it's that enormous TV that you have |
| 19:42.22 | mindjuju | if i had that, i'd prolly want console too |
| 19:42.42 | beandog | heh |
| 19:42.45 | beandog | I like my TV |
| 19:43.05 | mindjuju | i saw you play SW : Force Unleashed on it, twas cool |
| 19:43.13 | mindjuju | especially with the woofer / soundsystem |
| 19:43.25 | mindjuju | i think ytou were fighting a rangor or something |
| 19:43.42 | beandog | oh man I love that game |
| 19:45.58 | utahcon | fungus: got a second to help with .htacess? |
| 19:46.09 | fungus | sure |
| 19:46.26 | utahcon | trying to do a rewrite for a site setup, using Fuel. |
| 19:46.51 | utahcon | docroot is /var/www/mysite |
| 19:46.58 | utahcon | I can't adjust the docroot |
| 19:47.09 | utahcon | I need the site to run from /var/www/mysite/public |
| 19:47.26 | utahcon | would prefer the user not see mysite.com/public/index.php but instead just mysite.com/ |
| 19:47.55 | fungus | ok, so you can do that w/ mod_rewrite |
| 19:48.07 | utahcon | yeah, I got that far. |
| 19:48.09 | utahcon | I have |
| 19:48.15 | fungus | rewrite URLs w/o /public/ to add them |
| 19:48.31 | utahcon | huh |
| 19:48.34 | utahcon | ? |
| 19:48.54 | utahcon | I currently have RewriteRule ^(.*)$ public/index.php/$1 [L] |
| 19:49.15 | TuxToaster_ | $chuck-fact |
| 19:49.15 | raifbot | Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to. |
| 19:50.12 | utahcon | oh I got it |
| 19:50.13 | utahcon | thanks |
| 19:53.10 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 19:53.10 | raifbot | When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. |
| 19:53.12 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 19:53.12 | raifbot | Chuck Norris can fit a square peg in a round hole |
| 19:53.13 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 19:53.14 | raifbot | Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry. |
| 19:53.16 | beandog | lol |
| 19:53.24 | TuxToaster_ | $lart Chuck Norris |
| 19:53.24 | raifbot | TuxToaster_ are you insane? I'm not risking a round house kick from Chuck just to satisfy your lart'ing needs. |
| 19:53.35 | TuxToaster_ | lol |
| 19:53.46 | herlo | $chuck-fact |
| 19:53.46 | raifbot | Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation |
| 19:54.15 | herlo | $chuck-fact |
| 19:54.15 | raifbot | I bet Chuck Norris can't roundhouse kick me before I finish th...... |
| 19:54.33 | herlo | $chuck-fact |
| 19:54.33 | raifbot | The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably. |
| 19:54.46 | herlo | lol, telling my son these |
| 19:54.47 | herlo | $chuck-fact |
| 19:54.47 | raifbot | Only one person cried when Chuck Norris was born and that was the doctor.... no one slaps Chuck Norris |
| 19:54.56 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 19:55.09 | TuxToaster | picturing a baby roundhousing the doctor |
| 19:55.10 | herlo | $chuck-fact |
| 19:55.10 | raifbot | Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash. |
| 19:55.26 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 19:55.26 | raifbot | If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris. |
| 19:55.29 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 19:55.29 | raifbot | In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten. |
| 19:55.31 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 19:55.31 | raifbot | Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana |
| 19:55.35 | beandog | heh |
| 19:55.36 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 19:55.37 | raifbot | The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. |
| 19:55.38 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 19:55.39 | raifbot | Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. |
| 19:55.40 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 19:55.40 | raifbot | Chuck Norris doesnât wear a watch. HE decides what time it is. |
| 19:55.42 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 19:55.42 | raifbot | Chuck Norris can speak braille. |
| 19:55.58 | beandog | heh |
| 19:56.11 | beandog | oh man, I got a good lol from the happy meal one |
| 19:56.13 | herlo | $chuck-fact |
| 19:56.13 | raifbot | Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. |
| 19:56.13 | beandog | I needed that. |
| 19:56.22 | herlo | hehe |
| 19:56.25 | herlo | $chuck-fact |
| 19:56.26 | raifbot | Chuck Norris can speak braille. |
| 19:56.28 | herlo | $chuck-fact |
| 19:56.28 | raifbot | Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. |
| 19:56.28 | TuxToaster | ~give beandog Chuck Norris |
| 19:56.29 | ibot | ACTION gives Chuck Norris to beandog |
| 19:56.35 | beandog | \o/ |
| 19:56.40 | herlo | $chuck-fact |
| 19:56.40 | raifbot | Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry. |
| 19:57.05 | TuxToaster | that begs the question... what would happen to Chuck Norris when he punches himself in the back of the head? |
| 19:57.25 | herlo | $chuck-fact |
| 19:57.25 | raifbot | Chuck Norris does simply walk into Mordor |
| 19:57.41 | herlo | $chuck-fact |
| 19:57.41 | raifbot | Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. |
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| 19:58.20 | herlo | $chuck-fact |
| 19:58.21 | raifbot | Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left |
| 19:58.55 | herlo | $chuck-fact |
| 19:58.55 | raifbot | Chuck Norris has all the No. 1 pencils. |
| 19:59.47 | TuxToaster | I used to have a No. 1 pencil |
| 20:06.58 | beandog | wow stderr- thats a nice collection |
| 20:07.30 | beandog | stderr-: I think you'd like this site (or youc an submit your findings to em): http://thesocietypages.org/socimages/ |
| 20:07.53 | stderr- | my misandric commercial collection? |
| 20:07.56 | stderr- | I have many many more. |
| 20:08.22 | carmony | ~lart macnewbold |
| 20:08.22 | ibot | beats macnewbold severely about the head and shoulders with a rubber chicken |
| 20:08.49 | TuxToaster | carmony: seems an odd way to get the attention of someone |
| 20:08.56 | carmony | lol |
| 20:09.11 | TuxToaster | but hey, if you have a rubber chicken handy, may as well. |
| 20:09.15 | carmony | Just at random times I get the urge to lart mac :P |
| 20:10.02 | beandog | stderr-: craziness |
| 20:13.48 | mgeary | ~rlart |
| 20:13.48 | ibot | shoves a crumpet down mindjuju's throat, happy now?! Huh? Want some JAM with that? |
| 20:15.38 | beandog | lol |
| 20:15.42 | beandog | well served |
| 20:20.35 | macnewbold | ~welcome carmony |
| 20:20.35 | ibot | Howdy, carmony! |
| 20:20.42 | macnewbold | what's with the lart? |
| 20:24.15 | carmony | macnewbold: wanted to lart someone :P |
| 20:24.23 | carmony | okay... anyone here work at Novell? |
| 20:24.52 | macnewbold | fair nuff |
| 20:25.38 | carmony | http://youtu.be/jQe4j66INCQ -- I wonder what their marketing team thought when they released this video.... |
| 20:29.47 | beandog | thats kinda cool |
| 20:29.51 | beandog | except for the part with customers |
| 20:30.02 | beandog | and world domination guy |
| 20:30.26 | beandog | okay, 2nd half = just weird |
| 20:31.14 | josephscott | ouch, what were they thinking? |
| 20:31.37 | mindjuju | it's got a GLaDOS sound to it, generally i hate it |
| 20:31.51 | TuxToaster | $lart carmony |
| 20:31.51 | raifbot | accelerates a free AOL cd to 50,000 rpm and lets carmony feel it. |
| 20:31.51 | beandog | josephscott: I think, new business approach + old business approach must *rawk* |
| 20:32.05 | beandog | mindjuju: haven't you seen autotuned news? |
| 20:32.35 | mindjuju | i must have missed it |
| 20:32.38 | beandog | whut |
| 20:32.41 | josephscott | Oh Novell, your time has come and gone |
| 20:32.52 | beandog | mindjuju: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw&feature=sh_e_top&list=SL |
| 20:33.23 | mindjuju | i have seen the bed intruder song |
| 20:34.47 | mindjuju | k, the guy at the end that is doing his version, i haven't seen that part |
| 20:34.53 | mindjuju | hmmm |
| 20:35.23 | beandog | http://devour.com/video/stop-motion-pinball-12/ |
| 20:35.25 | beandog | wow |
| 20:35.41 | beandog | that is impressive |
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| 20:46.34 | mindjuju | the number 12 is way overrated, not nearly as good as 13 |
| 20:55.15 | josephscott | $8ball is 13 better than 12? |
| 20:55.15 | raifbot | josephscott - Signs point to yes. |
| 20:56.00 | mindjuju | told ya |
| 20:58.13 | josephscott | $8ball is 8ball better than 13? |
| 20:58.13 | raifbot | josephscott - Ask again later. |
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| 21:07.34 | fungus | wow, that was more than I needed to know about pencils. |
| 21:07.34 | fungus | http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2107/how-come-you-see-2-pencils-but-no-1-pencils |
| 21:07.53 | fungus | $lart Chuck Norris |
| 21:07.53 | raifbot | fungus are you insane? I'm not risking a round house kick from Chuck just to satisfy your lart'ing needs. |
| 21:10.38 | josephscott | $rlart |
| 21:10.38 | raifbot | throws a AN/M-8 smoke grenade at macnewbold. |
| 21:11.10 | influx | ahoy hoy |
| 21:20.27 | beandog | http://xkcd.com/934/ |
| 21:20.28 | beandog | lol |
| 21:24.10 | mahelious | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RJQYQMbdtg |
| 21:24.22 | mahelious | its better if you start that song, then read the comic |
| 21:31.29 | mindjuju | it's amazing how often i see the apple style commercial these days on the TV after apple dropped it for being passe |
| 21:31.34 | mindjuju | tmobile especially |
| 21:36.58 | beandog | what was that |
| 21:38.58 | beandog | oy, my brain has quit for the day |
| 21:39.49 | beandog | Trying to get this tail plugin working for collectd broke me down. |
| 21:40.02 | beandog | thank goodness I brought comic books and cookies |
| 21:40.08 | beandog | (srsly) |
| 21:40.51 | mindjuju | i heard spidey died in one of the comics |
| 21:40.59 | mindjuju | i think it might be amazing spiderman |
| 21:41.21 | mahelious | no, in the ultimates. |
| 21:41.24 | mindjuju | i haven't followed it in about 20yrs, so way out of touch |
| 21:41.26 | mindjuju | ah |
| 21:41.39 | mahelious | aka, black marvel |
| 21:42.16 | mindjuju | i was thinking about buying some of the graphic novels, just to see the cool stories |
| 21:46.13 | beandog | that might be cool |
| 21:46.23 | beandog | mindjuju: on a side note, I recommend anything by Scott McCloud |
| 21:47.24 | beandog | read Understanding Comics |
| 21:47.26 | beandog | I loooooooooooooooove that book |
| 21:54.09 | beandog | I wish I had that one at work. |
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| 22:12.40 | ninnypants1 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDYjljdje-g&feature=player_embedded |
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| 22:14.45 | beandog | whoops |
| 22:14.46 | beandog | just wiped out btmp |
| 22:18.55 | beandog | man, centos doesn't rotate it by default |
| 22:19.01 | beandog | 2 gigs on one box, 4 on another |
| 22:19.02 | beandog | le fail. |
| 22:19.12 | beandog | maybe its not a problem |
| 22:19.13 | beandog | who knows |
| 22:26.29 | fungus | beandog, btmp logs failed auth attempts |
| 22:26.38 | beandog | fungus: right |
| 22:26.38 | fungus | if they get large, rotate them more often |
| 22:26.52 | beandog | I'm just wondering why they wouldn't be rotated at all |
| 22:26.54 | beandog | it was doing wtmp |
| 22:27.14 | beandog | Just seemed odd to me. |
| 22:27.17 | fungus | check your logrotate config |
| 22:27.20 | fungus | add it if necessary |
| 22:27.26 | beandog | Yah, that's what I did. |
| 22:30.09 | beandog | This server ......... has got the slowest harddrive or *something* |
| 22:30.17 | beandog | Every command I'm running just LAGS |
| 22:30.31 | beandog | I'm ready to take it out back and shoot it |
| 22:31.05 | skinner | Woah....your server is a LAGS? |
| 22:31.07 | skinner | Laser Activated Geodetic Satellite? |
| 22:31.14 | beandog | yes |
| 22:31.16 | beandog | ~laser skinner |
| 22:31.20 | skinner | er wait.... |
| 22:31.22 | skinner | Lithuanian American Genealogy Society? |
| 22:31.35 | skinner | Lancaster Area Girls Soccer? |
| 22:31.35 | beandog | Lonely At Girly Situations. |
| 22:31.44 | skinner | Latest and Greatest Syndrome? |
| 22:31.53 | beandog | heh |
| 22:32.28 | fungus | I'm a LAGS survivor |
| 22:32.44 | fungus | I've haven't yet bought a new iPad2 |
| 22:32.56 | beandog | oh, fungus |
| 22:33.00 | beandog | ~support fungus |
| 22:33.05 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 22:33.05 | fungus | I just take it a day at a time |
| 22:33.07 | beandog | you need a support group |
| 22:33.52 | TuxToaster | $rlart |
| 22:33.52 | raifbot | installs PocketPC on NoCoolName_Tom's PDA. |
| 22:33.54 | fungus | Sometimes I think i'd rather take those 12 steps, *toward* the apple store |
| 22:34.16 | josephscott | $google LAGS |
| 22:34.17 | raifbot | josephscott searching http://www.google.com/search?q=LAGS -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lag -- http://www.lagssoccer.org/ -- http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/09/cnbc-lags-behind-rivals-i_n_921874.html |
| 22:34.32 | TuxToaster | I haven't bought an iPad 2 either. |
| 22:34.47 | TuxToaster | I figure if I haven't by now, I can wait until March-ish. |
| 22:35.46 | fungus | March? I thought rumor was this Fall? |
| 22:36.00 | TuxToaster | iPhone 5 yeah, not iPad 3 |
| 22:36.01 | TuxToaster | :-) |
| 22:36.01 | fungus | .... I feel a lapse coming. |
| 22:36.16 | TuxToaster | iPads typically come out around March-April |
| 22:36.17 | fungus | doh |
| 22:36.35 | TuxToaster | iPods typically around September, and iPhones June-July |
| 22:36.53 | TuxToaster | though they might be trying to change things up since they pushed off the iPhone a few months |
| 22:36.54 | beandog | okay I think I figured it out |
| 22:36.58 | beandog | its not the harddrive, it's the network! |
| 22:36.59 | beandog | sheesh |
| 22:37.07 | beandog | root@vps [~]# host google.com |
| 22:37.07 | beandog | ;; connection timed out; no servers could be reached |
| 22:37.08 | fungus | Right which is why I heard they were changing the schedule to make all iP* come out in Fall |
| 22:37.09 | beandog | what the crap |
| 22:37.10 | beandog | o.O |
| 22:37.15 | TuxToaster | beandog: oi |
| 22:37.33 | josephscott | they are doing it just to mess with you ;-) |
| 22:37.41 | TuxToaster | fungus: hmm. Possible at least. But I haven't heard much about the iPad getting changed |
| 22:37.55 | TuxToaster | I can see why they might want to align the iPhone and iPod since they are so similar |
| 22:38.39 | fungus | I'll just have to starve a few more months to pay for all this stuff. |
| 22:38.41 | beandog | fungus: got any awesome suggestions? |
| 22:38.42 | beandog | :T |
| 22:38.42 | TuxToaster | the good thing about a fall release is they can use the Back To School sales in July and August to clear inventory, and have fresh products in time for holiday shopping |
| 22:38.52 | TuxToaster | beandog: can you ping IPs? |
| 22:38.58 | beandog | TuxToaster: yah |
| 22:39.02 | beandog | that works just fine |
| 22:39.06 | fungus | Can you ping the DNS servers? |
| 22:39.08 | beandog | I changed nameservers too, to see if that would |
| 22:39.08 | TuxToaster | check /etc/resolv.conf |
| 22:39.11 | beandog | *would help |
| 22:39.13 | beandog | it didn't |
| 22:39.29 | TuxToaster | have IPTables rules that might be blocking ? |
| 22:39.42 | fungus | can you ping the DNS servers? |
| 22:39.55 | beandog | derp. |
| 22:39.59 | beandog | ~TuxToaster++ |
| 22:40.12 | mindjuju | derp is derp |
| 22:40.41 | beandog | I had the wrong ethernet device in the iptables script |
| 22:40.44 | beandog | whoopsie fail. |
| 22:40.56 | TuxToaster | whoops |
| 22:41.50 | TuxToaster | I probably wouldn't have thought of that if I hadn't just had to update my iptables script the other night after rebuilding a server |
| 22:42.00 | mindjuju | ~fungus++ |
| 22:42.43 | beandog | TuxToaster: your fail is my win. |
| 22:42.48 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 22:42.49 | beandog | thank you sir. |
| 22:42.55 | TuxToaster | no problem |
| 22:43.09 | fungus | Best way to learn. (other peoples fails) |
| 22:43.16 | beandog | I fail, because I care! |
| 22:43.34 | fungus | Next best way to learn... Your own fails |
| 22:43.49 | TuxToaster | :D |
| 22:44.10 | TuxToaster | mine wasn't 100% my fail... some reason my VPS wasn't booting, like... at all. |
| 22:44.19 | TuxToaster | virtual console wouldn't show anything. |
| 22:45.01 | TuxToaster | luckily their rescue mode worked so I just pulled down my files, provisioned a new server and put stuff back. But had to update iptables after locking myself out because I had changed the SSH port |
| 22:45.20 | TuxToaster | so... it was my fail as a cascade of their fail |
| 22:45.25 | TuxToaster | it's the fail that keeps on giving :-) |
| 22:45.32 | TuxToaster | now beandog has to pay it forward. |
| 22:45.40 | beandog | oh noes |
| 22:45.44 | fungus | it's an adventuuuuuure |
| 22:45.45 | beandog | I'm jinxed now |
| 22:46.13 | fungus | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus |
| 22:46.15 | TuxToaster | it's not a bad jinx. You'll probably have someone that can learn from your fail. :-) |
| 22:46.36 | TuxToaster | fungus: seriously, where do you guys find these things. |
| 22:46.52 | mindjuju | hey fungus, is that a leopluradon ? |
| 22:47.13 | fungus | hehe. welcome to hell TuxToaster |
| 22:47.57 | fungus | Could be worse... It could be a YT link from mindjuju |
| 22:47.58 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 22:48.01 | fungus | those are dangerous |
| 22:48.03 | TuxToaster | this is true |
| 22:48.07 | mindjuju | darn straight! |
| 22:48.22 | mindjuju | serves you right for clicking a link w/o a guarantee! |
| 22:48.35 | TuxToaster | my IRC client shows a preview thumbnail whenever images and videos are posted |
| 22:48.40 | beandog | yay charlie |
| 22:48.40 | TuxToaster | still not sure if that's a good thing or not. |
| 22:48.42 | fungus | ?! |
| 22:48.44 | fungus | really? |
| 22:48.45 | fungus | I want |
| 22:48.48 | TuxToaster | yeah. |
| 22:48.50 | mindjuju | what about tinyurl links? |
| 22:49.18 | TuxToaster | http://cl.ly/1X3f470j3r0V1U3I0R1Z |
| 22:49.20 | beandog | I'm reminded of someone talking about an irc script they wrote, that would automatically open any URL |
| 22:49.28 | TuxToaster | mindjuju: dunno, hit me with one and we'll find out |
| 22:49.30 | beandog | I gotta find that now |
| 22:49.48 | fungus | TuxToaster, share the magic of that IRC client |
| 22:49.56 | TuxToaster | fungus: it's LimeChat that I'm using, I want to say Textual has an option for it as well |
| 22:50.07 | beandog | bah, cant find it. it's on bash.org somewhere |
| 22:50.15 | mindjuju | TuxToaster |
| 22:50.16 | mindjuju | http://tinyurl.com/longerthanoriginal |
| 22:50.32 | TuxToaster | for lack of a better description, LimeChat reminds me more of the olden IRC days than say, Colloquy. |
| 22:50.35 | TuxToaster | mindjuju: no dice. |
| 22:50.45 | mindjuju | what does it do? |
| 22:50.49 | TuxToaster | just a normal link |
| 22:51.07 | TuxToaster | although that one just took me to tinyurl.com |
| 22:51.11 | mindjuju | http://tinyurl.com/longerthanoriginal should resolve to tinyurl.com |
| 22:51.13 | mindjuju | hehehe |
| 22:51.15 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 22:51.51 | TuxToaster | it only previews videos and pictures, not websites :P |
| 22:52.31 | mindjuju | TuxToaster here is the original ink http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RZ5A7pJ7ew and here is the tiny http://tinyurl.com/dub4tw |
| 22:52.56 | TuxToaster | http://cl.ly/0M412n1B3j3n3M2e0q40 |
| 22:53.05 | beandog | I want something to make urls longer |
| 22:53.21 | beandog | http://longurl.org/ |
| 22:53.28 | TuxToaster | needless to say the bed intruder thumbnail earlier was enough to attract attention |
| 22:53.32 | beandog | oh thats not good |
| 22:53.44 | beandog | boring. |
| 22:53.50 | TuxToaster | beandog: yeah. |
| 22:54.07 | TuxToaster | there's a reason I keep IRC on my 13" MBP instead of the 27" iMac next to me |
| 22:55.04 | TuxToaster | not that anyone around here would entirely care, but still. |
| 22:56.00 | mindjuju | blah blah no rick nor rebecca guarantee |
| 22:56.07 | TuxToaster | LOL |
| 22:56.29 | mindjuju | hey i've got a new phrase, tuxtoaster can vouch for auth |
| 22:56.47 | TuxToaster | haha |
| 22:56.55 | mindjuju | i love the gothic remix of this song |
| 22:57.02 | mindjuju | adds some extra to the end |
| 22:57.05 | mindjuju | VERY cool |
| 22:58.25 | TuxToaster | I'm outta here. ciao |
| 22:58.31 | mindjuju | cya |
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| 23:28.05 | mindjuju | fungus, is it possible to take a VM guest and make it a real ? |
| 23:28.12 | mindjuju | like a physical server ? |
| 23:28.20 | mindjuju | i'm reading that it is, and that it is pricey |
| 23:36.46 | fungus | Linux, yes. not hard either |
| 23:36.55 | fungus | Windows... maybe. |
| 23:37.13 | mindjuju | i found a doc from vm, looks old http://www.vmware.com/support/v2p/doc/V2P_TechNote.pdf |
| 23:37.23 | mindjuju | i'm thinking i don't want to do this, maybe a rebuild is in order? |
| 23:37.25 | fungus | Now, P2V on the other hand, is easy. Lots of automated tools |
| 23:38.26 | fungus | Linux is easy though. rsync entire root filesystem, re-install grub bootloader. Done |
| 23:38.40 | mindjuju | linux is easy for a lot of things |
| 23:39.15 | mindjuju | windows requires a sysadmin and a hammer, sysadmin to do the work, hammer with which to pound your head at the illogicalness of the steps |
| 23:39.26 | mindjuju | helps to dull the pay, you know |
| 23:40.46 | mgeary | heh. freudian slip there |
| 23:41.35 | fungus | lol, right. |
| 23:41.37 | mindjuju | did i slip somewhere? |
| 23:41.46 | fungus | "helps to dull the pay" |
| 23:41.53 | mindjuju | oh funny |
| 23:42.49 | mindjuju | ouch, this win tool to help setup conversion is created for win2k |
| 23:42.57 | mindjuju | this is 11? 12? years old? |
| 23:45.30 | fungus | If you design and document your server well, migrating to a new server manually isn't all that hard. |
| 23:45.34 | fungus | even for windows |
| 23:45.58 | mindjuju | it would save a LOT of time |
| 23:46.10 | fungus | It's the old servers built and tweaked over the years by an old dude that retired years ago. |
| 23:46.14 | mindjuju | and the only thing worng is that the VM is CPU intensive and needs its own box |
| 23:46.47 | fungus | mindjuju, you might be surprised by the CPU capabilities of most VM hosts. |
| 23:47.13 | fungus | Usually VM environments only have issues in the I/O dept. |
| 23:47.35 | mindjuju | it's a VM of warehousing software AND an MS SQL server |
| 23:47.51 | mindjuju | both are CPU hogs in their own right |
| 23:48.06 | fungus | CPU is still likely not going to be your issue in a VM |
| 23:48.38 | mindjuju | what do you think it is? defrag the hdd file? |
| 23:48.41 | mindjuju | ive thought about that |
| 23:48.50 | fungus | General I/O |
| 23:49.15 | fungus | Virutalized I/O isn't as efficient as CPU and Memory. |
| 23:49.23 | fungus | Though it has come a long way in the past few years. |
| 23:51.04 | mindjuju | so you're thinkign keep it as a VM? |
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