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| 02:35.38 | ninnypants | $chuck-fact |
| 02:35.39 | raifbot | Chuck Norris does simply walk into Mordor |
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| 03:55.55 | ninnypants | $weather 84635 |
| 03:55.56 | raifbot | 3ninnypants - 0,2current weather for 84635 - Partly Cloudy 74f / 23c Humidity: 43% Wind: NE at 13 mph |
| 03:57.00 | josephscott | $weather 84092 |
| 03:57.01 | raifbot | 3josephscott - 0,2current weather for 84092 - Partly Cloudy 70f / 21c Humidity: 63% Wind: SE at 14 mph |
| 03:57.22 | herlo | quiet! You! |
| 03:59.01 | herlo | :P |
| 04:00.25 | josephscott | $mindtrick herlo |
| 04:00.25 | raifbot | (jedi hand wave) herlo these aren't the droids you're looking for. |
| 04:02.01 | herlo | I know that! |
| 04:02.14 | herlo | I'm looking for other droids! |
| 04:02.41 | herlo | silly josephscott, tricks are for kids |
| 04:12.58 | influx | ninnypants: ping |
| 04:13.21 | ninnypants | influx: pong |
| 04:15.01 | influx | woot |
| 04:19.04 | influx | :) |
| 04:30.37 | josephscott | $random-number |
| 04:30.38 | raifbot | josephscott your number is : 1,166,991,199 |
| 04:32.59 | josephscott | carmony: sounds like some people aren't seeing the /etc/hosts file issue, did you do an upgrade or a fresh install? |
| 04:40.40 | carmony | josephscott: upgrade |
| 04:40.56 | josephscott | perhaps your system is just strange :-) |
| 04:41.00 | carmony | bleh |
| 04:41.04 | carmony | I'm upset at my system ;) |
| 04:42.02 | carmony | I'm still having some funny issues |
| 04:48.08 | josephscott | $lart funny issues |
| 04:48.08 | raifbot | takes large quantities of Krispy Kream donuts and stuffs them one after another down funny issues's throat until funny issues puts on 150lbs. |
| 04:49.00 | carmony | lol |
| 04:49.20 | carmony | ok, what is weird is when Chrome or FireFox requests a .local TLD |
| 04:49.33 | carmony | I'll see in my dnsmasq log |
| 04:49.44 | carmony | 3-4 repeated calls for AAAA |
| 04:49.53 | carmony | each returning NODATA-IPv6 |
| 04:50.01 | carmony | and its like my mac is confused on what to do next |
| 04:50.21 | josephscott | carmony: I might have something for you |
| 04:50.23 | carmony | until it times out |
| 04:50.37 | josephscott | http://josephscott.org/archives/2009/12/slow-loading-websites-in-mac-os-x-web-browsers/ |
| 04:51.29 | carmony | yeah, see with Lion there is no "Off", but Link-local only |
| 04:51.57 | carmony | and I set that |
| 04:52.17 | herlo | that sounds like ipv6 |
| 04:53.54 | josephscott | http://support.apple.com/kb/HT4667 ? |
| 04:54.31 | josephscott | guess that article isn't accurate any more :-( |
| 04:58.54 | carmony | oooooooomg |
| 04:59.04 | carmony | I might be making some headway |
| 05:04.46 | carmony | okay |
| 05:04.49 | carmony | this might be nothing |
| 05:04.53 | carmony | but .local |
| 05:05.00 | carmony | is a special TLD for mDNS |
| 05:05.12 | carmony | I just switched to .dev |
| 05:05.23 | carmony | with dnsmasq |
| 05:05.26 | carmony | and it works just fine |
| 05:07.03 | carmony | and mDNS is a part of Bonjour |
| 05:08.33 | josephscott | I don't think I've used .local |
| 05:08.42 | carmony | I just started to use it recently |
| 05:08.54 | josephscott | I usually do .dev for local stuff |
| 05:09.22 | josephscott | you may be right on the Bonjour related item for .local, I seem to recall it using that |
| 05:10.03 | josephscott | carmony: http://developer.apple.com/library/mac/#documentation/Cocoa/Conceptual/NetServices/Articles/domainnames.html |
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| 14:55.59 | mindjuju1 | oh man i'm tired |
| 14:56.17 | mindjuju1 | i couldn't figure out why saleing was wrong for about a minute |
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| 15:15.17 | herlo | um, yeah |
| 15:17.17 | romanovic | ~give mindjuju1 a red bull |
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| 16:07.37 | mindjuju | ~apb carmony |
| 16:07.37 | ibot | ACTION hires Dog the Bounty Hunter to rough up carmony |
| 16:07.53 | mindjuju | ~apb utahcon |
| 16:07.53 | ibot | ACTION calls Beth to rough up utahcon |
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| 16:08.21 | josephscott | $lart mindjuju |
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| 16:08.30 | mindjuju | me? |
| 16:08.45 | josephscott | for excessive use of apb ;-) |
| 16:08.51 | mindjuju | :) |
| 16:09.00 | mindjuju | well, it was actually to arrange for giving some money |
| 16:09.22 | mindjuju | josephscott, you going to geek lunch tomorrow at Maccools? |
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| 16:09.31 | josephscott | well, if it was for a good cause |
| 16:09.37 | josephscott | ~save mindjuju |
| 16:09.37 | ibot | ACTION runs into a burning building and saves mindjuju from certain death. Is that enough? |
| 16:09.47 | mindjuju | that's awesome |
| 16:11.45 | josephscott | mindjuju: was there a URL for the geek lunch announcement? |
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| 16:12.56 | josephscott | found the email |
| 16:13.05 | carmony | mindjuju: hey |
| 16:13.16 | mindjuju | @josephscott, coming |
| 16:13.19 | josephscott | not sure if driving up to the UoU is going to work for me tomorrow |
| 16:13.22 | mindjuju | @carmony, you going to geek lunch tomorrow? |
| 16:13.30 | carmony | mindjuju: I'm planning on it :) |
| 16:17.22 | mindjuju | @josephscott, here is URL - http://blog.utos.org |
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| 16:21.34 | herlo | yaay! |
| 16:28.22 | mindjuju | @josephscott - http://theweek.com/article/index/216044/ipo-jitters-is-groupon-effectively-insolvent |
| 16:30.47 | josephscott | we'll have to wait and see if the IPO actually happens |
| 16:31.28 | mgeary | i totally would have taken Google's money |
| 16:31.48 | iammerrick | <PROTECTED> |
| 16:31.50 | josephscott | not quite that simple |
| 16:31.51 | mindjuju | same mgeary |
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| 16:32.04 | josephscott | purchases like that usually require key people to stick around for a few years |
| 16:32.19 | josephscott | and the groupon head freds may not be interested in doing that |
| 16:32.51 | josephscott | could potentially be easier to raise a ton of money, try an IPO and then get out, pass on the key positions to others |
| 16:33.40 | mgeary | i'd have given Google the "25% cheaper if i get to walk away" plan, and contented myself with a mere 750 million dollars |
| 16:33.54 | josephscott | the founders/early investors already used later funding to sell out some of their shares, so they are already sitting on millions, even if Groupon burns down to zero from here they still made a killing |
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| 16:34.15 | josephscott | mgeary: for big deals I think you'll find that doesn't happen very often |
| 16:34.20 | mgeary | ;) |
| 16:34.40 | josephscott | would have been more like, if you walk away we want the 99.99% discount |
| 16:35.03 | mindjuju | i think i'm ready for retirement |
| 16:35.11 | mindjuju | sleeping in until 2p |
| 16:35.19 | mindjuju | party until 4a |
| 16:35.25 | mindjuju | hanging out, etc |
| 16:35.32 | mindjuju | i just need some $$ |
| 17:23.17 | mgeary | hey, is anyone here familiar with managing Scheduled Tasks on Windows machines? |
| 17:25.14 | mindjuju | i've created them and had them work |
| 17:26.08 | mgeary | mindjuju: i've got one that an installer set up, and it doesn't seem to run. can i PM with you and see if you have any insights? |
| 17:26.44 | mindjuju | fo sho |
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| 17:38.24 | mgeary | ~mindjuju++ |
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| 17:43.02 | mindjuju | :) |
| 17:43.26 | mahelious | mgeary: i used to use Scheduled Tasks to start winamp as my alarm clock. |
| 17:43.29 | mahelious | thats about it |
| 17:43.51 | mgeary | the problem was the space in "Program Files" |
| 17:43.59 | mgeary | it was misinterpreting the path to my executable |
| 17:44.08 | *** topic/#UPHPU by mindjuju -> GEEK LUNCH TOMORROW! || Ogden / SLC / UC areas, check http://blog.utos.org for details |
| 17:44.16 | mgeary | not excusing my ignorance, but talk about Designed for Failure... |
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| 18:00.14 | mindjuju | ~greet beandog |
| 18:00.14 | ibot | ACTION dumps a bucket of cold oatmeal on beandog |
| 18:00.30 | beandog | I am loving this: https://github.com/rackerhacker/MySQLTuner-perl |
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| 18:14.46 | beandog | carmony: gotta check that out |
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| 18:36.09 | ninnypants | influx: ping |
| 18:36.22 | ninnypants | $chuck-fact |
| 18:36.23 | raifbot | Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly âget out of jail freeâ card. |
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| 18:55.51 | herlo | DexterTheDragon: ping |
| 18:57.03 | DexterTheDragon | ~pong herlo |
| 18:57.03 | ibot | herlo: PONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 18:57.12 | herlo | DexterTheDragon: oh, hai |
| 18:57.40 | herlo | DexterTheDragon: I wonder if you are going to do a pull request against https://github.com/vitaminmoo/unfoo.git?? |
| 18:58.04 | DexterTheDragon | probably |
| 18:58.26 | DexterTheDragon | I need to find some time to sit down and apply my changes to my fork |
| 18:59.05 | herlo | oh, you already forked his work? |
| 18:59.27 | DexterTheDragon | yeah I made a fork on github |
| 19:00.06 | herlo | hmm, wonder why I can't see it |
| 19:00.09 | DexterTheDragon | hopefully I'll have time to work on it tonight. I was going to patch unfoo, then maybe write foo |
| 19:00.10 | influx | ninnypants: pong |
| 19:00.54 | herlo | DexterTheDragon: cool |
| 19:01.06 | herlo | I'd like to try to package it up tonight so that might be good... |
| 19:01.39 | herlo | DexterTheDragon: I found your fork :) |
| 19:27.12 | mindjuju | i just don't see the point |
| 19:27.27 | mindjuju | and i seem to be getting more and more email from them |
| 19:28.50 | influx | Same. |
| 19:29.25 | mindjuju | i saw a great blog about this site http://klout.com/home |
| 19:29.37 | mindjuju | saying it was just ridiculous |
| 19:32.01 | mindjuju | any how, i've got good karma on IRC,, i'm happy |
| 19:33.49 | beandog | the time has come. |
| 19:33.51 | beandog | to eat lunch. |
| 19:33.58 | mindjuju | it's comments like this that make me think the earth is doomed |
| 19:34.01 | mindjuju | <PROTECTED> |
| 19:34.06 | beandog | mindjuju: I closed my linkedin acct \o/ |
| 19:34.10 | beandog | they don't |
| 19:34.19 | beandog | they don't make it simple. I had to email support |
| 19:34.31 | mindjuju | that's awesome |
| 19:34.35 | mindjuju | did you have to beg them to close |
| 19:34.58 | beandog | mindjuju: I just sent them a one-liner: close my account, please |
| 19:35.06 | beandog | mindjuju: well actually, first I deleted ALL my contacts |
| 19:35.11 | beandog | and messages, and profile, and everything |
| 19:35.24 | beandog | completely bare |
| 19:35.29 | beandog | then I asked them to close it, and they did within a day |
| 19:35.53 | mindjuju | that's cool |
| 19:35.58 | mindjuju | i would have thought they'd put up a fight |
| 19:36.09 | beandog | me too |
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| 19:39.21 | mindjuju | wait wait, does gordon freeman have handlebar mustache or does he need a Kleenex ? http://thequarterbin.com/wp-content/uploads/HalfLife2_GodonFreeman_InProgress.jpg |
| 19:40.42 | josephscott | I do love home made cookies, yummmm |
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| 21:56.28 | mindjuju | ~seen sunsparc |
| 21:56.42 | ibot | sunsparc <~jonathan@24-104-129.146.hfc.mediarain.com> was last seen on IRC in channel #uphpu, 5d 22h 20m 22s ago, saying: 'Mmmmm... tacos...'. |
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| 21:57.43 | mahelious | wish thursday was taco night. |
| 21:59.21 | _clint_ | Yeah. I wonder what would cause that. i will check the logs. I really am just focussing on static content. then we will move on |
| 21:59.32 | _clint_ | oh my, I am sorry |
| 21:59.38 | _clint_ | wrong window |
| 21:59.47 | mindjuju | i'll say |
| 21:59.52 | mindjuju | :) |
| 22:11.14 | mindjuju | i can't wait for buffalo wings tomorrow |
| 22:11.21 | mindjuju | yum... wing... |
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| 22:59.34 | herlo | mindjuju: get the pineapple bbq ones if they still have them, I love those! |
| 23:01.29 | beandog | carmony: ping |
| 23:25.54 | carmony | beandog: pong |
| 23:31.37 | beandog | carmony: you ever find any more mysql profiling stuff |
| 23:31.41 | beandog | Im having trouble finding anything |
| 23:31.42 | beandog | -_- |
| 23:31.47 | carmony | um |
| 23:31.55 | carmony | mysqlperformanceblog has a bunch |
| 23:31.59 | carmony | I mainly use Jet Profiler |
| 23:32.05 | carmony | I need to re-write and open source version of that |
| 23:32.48 | beandog | carmony: yah I was trying that one today. Pretty spanky. |
| 23:32.49 | beandog | And spendy |
| 23:35.40 | mindjuju | utah_Dave, you going to geek lunch in the SLC tomorrow? |
| 23:36.01 | mindjuju | what about macnewbold ^^ |
| 23:36.29 | mindjuju | josephscott, you're a no on geek lunch tomorrow, right? |
| 23:36.30 | herlo | utahcon: you should go, too ^^^^ |
| 23:36.54 | mindjuju | utahcon has us on ignore i think |
| 23:37.05 | herlo | lame |
| 23:37.11 | herlo | he's a punk! that utahcon |
| 23:37.13 | herlo | :P |
| 23:37.19 | mindjuju | :) |
| 23:38.06 | mindjuju | I'M SO HUNGRY FOR WINGS |
| 23:38.12 | herlo | eat 'em |
| 23:38.16 | herlo | tomorrow!!!! |
| 23:38.56 | josephscott | mindjuju: doesn't look like it at this point |
| 23:39.01 | mindjuju | k |
| 23:39.14 | mindjuju | trying to find somebody to give some $$ to |
| 23:39.29 | mindjuju | i wonder if we'll have a coordinator for SLC ? |
