| 00:03.35 | beandog | k |
| 00:03.36 | beandog | fixed it |
| 00:03.38 | beandog | thx fungus |
| 00:03.48 | beandog | and fridgesm |
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| 00:26.15 | ninnypants | $chuck-fact |
| 00:26.15 | raifbot | Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. |
| 00:32.24 | beandog | lol |
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| 00:32.34 | beandog | hey ninnypants hows the wifey doing being preggers |
| 00:32.48 | ninnypants | pretty good |
| 00:32.57 | beandog | ninnypants: when's she due? |
| 00:33.18 | ninnypants | been sick the last little bit but getting up and going water walking in the morning seems to take care of that |
| 00:33.30 | ninnypants | late december or early january |
| 00:33.44 | beandog | water walking? |
| 00:35.10 | ninnypants | yeah walking in the pool |
| 00:35.32 | ninnypants | we've been getting up at 4:30 am to go she walks in the shallow and I swim laps |
| 00:39.15 | beandog | oh thats cool |
| 00:44.08 | ninnypants | yeah it's nice wish I didn't have to get up at 4:30 to do it though |
| 00:45.31 | beandog | do you guys have a pool? |
| 00:47.03 | ninnypants | the provo pool is about a mile from us |
| 00:47.40 | beandog | oh right on |
| 00:48.44 | ninnypants | skype contact spam has really picked up since MS bought it |
| 00:49.03 | ninnypants | yeah I'm really liking it. I'm up to 1000yards a day |
| 00:49.15 | ninnypants | now I just need to pick up skateboarding again |
| 00:50.41 | beandog | skating \o/ |
| 00:54.55 | beandog | Okay, Im outta |
| 00:54.57 | beandog | seeya guys |
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| 14:58.51 | redroy | $chuck-fact |
| 14:59.19 | redroy | denied |
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| 15:01.50 | influx | $chuck-fact |
| 15:01.51 | raifbot | Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. |
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| 15:02.03 | influx | raifbot: Get while the getting's good! |
| 15:06.55 | josephscott | sorry, rebooted the server it was on last night, didn't think to check on the bot afterwards |
| 15:09.11 | influx | :) |
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| 15:21.23 | redroy | $chuck-fact |
| 15:21.23 | raifbot | Chuck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'. |
| 15:25.07 | romanovic | Happy Friday! |
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| 15:34.07 | SunSparc | ~Happy Friday |
| 15:34.42 | herlo | ~Friday |
| 15:34.42 | ibot | it has been said that friday is Friy-dayy, Friy-dayy, gettin' down on Friy-dayy |
| 15:34.55 | herlo | $friday |
| 15:35.03 | herlo | ~friday |
| 15:35.04 | ibot | [friday] Friy-dayy, Friy-dayy, gettin' down on Friy-dayy |
| 15:35.08 | herlo | hmm |
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| 15:38.02 | josephscott | $google friday |
| 15:38.03 | raifbot | josephscott searching http://www.google.com/search?q=friday -- http://www.tgifridays.com/ -- http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113118/ -- http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DE2FEux4RjBE |
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| 15:47.28 | ninnypants | morning all |
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| 16:16.40 | SunSparc | MusicFriday is in full swing @Rain. Drop by if you want: http://turntable.fm/4e173d8614169c2fb60077ef |
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| 16:22.01 | SunSparc | DexterTheDragon: It is only sad if we as a race do not continue building more spaceships, visit the ISS, and venturing ever further out. |
| 16:23.06 | DexterTheDragon | yeah. I still think the end of the shuttle is sad tho |
| 16:23.25 | SunSparc | Yeah, they have been good ships. |
| 16:23.45 | SunSparc | I think we have learned a lot from using them. |
| 16:24.29 | beandog | monin |
| 16:24.44 | SunSparc | ~morning beandog |
| 16:24.44 | ibot | ACTION bends space and time, trapping beandog in a universe of eternal monday mornings |
| 16:24.51 | beandog | whut |
| 16:25.23 | DexterTheDragon | ~lart beandog |
| 16:25.23 | ibot | hereby declares beandog a troll |
| 16:25.36 | SunSparc | lol |
| 16:25.52 | SunSparc | Welcome to the channel today beandog |
| 16:25.58 | beandog | thx mon |
| 16:26.10 | romanovic | anyone do the 20-hour Harry Potter marathon? |
| 16:26.29 | mindjuju | when does the movie come out? |
| 16:26.34 | romanovic | today, i think |
| 16:26.43 | mindjuju | ah |
| 16:26.51 | SunSparc | ~lart Harry Potter movies |
| 16:26.51 | ibot | burns Harry Potter movies to a crisp with a laser |
| 16:27.18 | DexterTheDragon | ~SunSparc++ |
| 16:27.20 | romanovic | cause yesterday they had some big event where people watched the first 7 movies in a row before seeing the midnight showing of the final movie |
| 16:27.28 | mindjuju | go go gadget 7z |
| 16:27.37 | SunSparc | ~DexterTheDragon++ |
| 16:27.51 | DexterTheDragon | woooo feedback loop |
| 16:28.07 | SunSparc | Dig |
| 16:28.09 | beandog | romanovic: I would totally do that |
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| 16:29.00 | Explorer__exe | !! 0xc01a001d !! 37199/89742 (\Registry\Machine\COMPONENTS\DerivedData...) |
| 16:29.01 | romanovic | If I didn't have work, and my fiance could come along for all 7 movies, i would too |
| 16:29.03 | Windows__Vista | explorer.exe has generated errors and will be closed by Windows |
| 16:29.26 | SunSparc | What the? |
| 16:29.39 | mindjuju | speak or be booted for bots, ye punks! |
| 16:30.02 | skinner | ~skinner skinner |
| 16:30.02 | ibot | ACTION buries skinner in a giant waterfall... WHOOOOSH! |
| 16:30.26 | DexterTheDragon | mindjuju: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntu-poC2FOI&t=0m05s |
| 16:32.12 | mindjuju | ~welcome Explorer__exe |
| 16:32.12 | ibot | Explorer__exe, Sup yo? |
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| 16:34.04 | unum | del Explorer__exe |
| 16:34.09 | unum | oops sorry force of habit |
| 16:35.35 | DexterTheDragon | mindjuju: you do realize they were only in the channel for .34 seconds |
| 16:36.04 | mindjuju | oh my pidgin is jacked up again, it didn't show them leaving |
| 16:36.15 | DexterTheDragon | get a better client |
| 16:36.26 | mindjuju | yeah, wat you runnin over there |
| 16:36.34 | mindjuju | i need something that does all clients |
| 16:37.06 | DexterTheDragon | irssi + bitlbee |
| 16:37.35 | ninnypants | I've never had an issue with pidgin |
| 16:38.07 | skinner | me neither |
| 16:38.22 | mahelious | except for the hotmail debacle |
| 16:38.26 | mindjuju | right now it shows 59 people in the chan |
| 16:38.31 | mindjuju | with 2 ninnypants |
| 16:38.36 | mindjuju | 2 utah_daves too |
| 16:39.16 | skinner | I see 38 ppl |
| 16:39.18 | ninnypants | hmm I only see 38 people in the room |
| 16:39.33 | romanovic | i want something like pidgin that is more like quassel |
| 16:39.42 | romanovic | has a headless core running somewhere |
| 16:39.52 | romanovic | and any number of clients can connect from other machines. |
| 16:39.55 | mindjuju | i was thinkin of switching to trillian because of phone app |
| 16:40.04 | mindjuju | and desktop app |
| 16:40.30 | skinner | I see dead people, they walk around like everyone else and don't even realize they are dead. |
| 16:40.30 | romanovic | I can't tell you how many times i've missed messages cause I left my work machine signed in |
| 16:40.37 | skinner | I guess it could also be said: |
| 16:40.38 | skinner | I see .NET programmers, they walk around like everyone else and don't even realize they are .NET programmers. |
| 16:40.59 | DexterTheDragon | screen + irssi + bitlbee ftw |
| 16:43.26 | romanovic | DexterTheDragon: i used to run screen + irssi but was never able to keep up with conversations |
| 16:44.02 | romanovic | running it in a gui, my irc window has 4x the amount of screen space, and is so much easier to scan instantly... |
| 16:44.24 | romanovic | and quassel solves the same problem screen does, but with a gui |
| 16:44.25 | SunSparc | I dig it |
| 16:48.49 | skinner | Heh, so apparently, that error Explorer__exe gave.....0xc01a001d....could happen after applying SP1 in Vista.... |
| 16:51.46 | josephscott | $rlart |
| 16:51.47 | raifbot | takes beandog to the vet for a "special" visit. |
| 16:51.56 | beandog | whut |
| 16:52.12 | mindjuju | don't worry about it, you just got neutered |
| 16:52.15 | beandog | this is not my day |
| 16:53.41 | ninnypants | beandog: did you ever get a micro usb? |
| 16:53.49 | beandog | ninnypants: not yet, I gotta go to the store |
| 16:54.01 | beandog | who would have thought that sitting in a bowl of milk would kill one. |
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| 16:54.35 | ninnypants | probably messed up the connectors |
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| 16:58.58 | beandog | http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2291#comic |
| 17:03.58 | ninnypants | anyone in here shoot with a nikon DSLR? |
| 17:03.58 | carmony | I wish all theaters did this: http://youtu.be/JVz-fO7kxcQ |
| 17:04.20 | mindjuju | ninnypants, stderr shoots with nikon |
| 17:05.13 | ninnypants | carmony: heh I heard that on RFH the other morning |
| 17:06.51 | josephscott | ouch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRVspuAJyAY&feature=player_embedded |
| 17:06.58 | ninnypants | stderr-: ping |
| 17:08.08 | ninnypants | that was awesome |
| 17:08.17 | mindjuju | :) |
| 17:10.25 | beandog | okay |
| 17:10.37 | beandog | gotta go find a cable |
| 17:10.41 | beandog | I kind of enjoy having a phone ... |
| 17:11.49 | ninnypants | just order 10 or so off amazon they're only about $1 |
| 17:11.50 | mindjuju | ~seen wps |
| 17:12.05 | ibot | wps <~wps@wfw.apxalarm.com> was last seen on IRC in channel #uphpu, 6d 22h 10m 33s ago, saying: 'wish that were an option'. |
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| 17:13.25 | mindjuju | anybody looking for a full time position, i know a senior dev that's looking |
| 17:19.47 | skinner | mindjuju: you know a open position or somone looking for an open position? I didn't quite understand your comment... >< |
| 17:20.24 | mindjuju | or sorry, was doing 2 things at once, i know a dev that is looks for full time work |
| 17:20.34 | skinner | My company is looking |
| 17:21.11 | mindjuju | Can you PM details and I'll send to them |
| 17:21.41 | josephscott | $google Herriman |
| 17:21.41 | raifbot | josephscott searching http://www.google.com/search?q=Herriman -- http://www.herriman.org/ -- http://www.herrimanhigh.org/ -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Herriman |
| 17:22.16 | mindjuju | oh, very south part of slc |
| 17:22.34 | josephscott | yep, on the west side |
| 17:22.50 | josephscott | relatively inexpensive housing prices too |
| 17:23.08 | mindjuju | is that like farm country? |
| 17:23.19 | mindjuju | <PROTECTED> |
| 17:23.20 | macnewbold | it used to be |
| 17:23.26 | macnewbold | there still is some |
| 17:23.38 | macnewbold | think of draper 20-25 years ago |
| 17:23.39 | carmony | so last night at the HP 7 movie |
| 17:23.57 | carmony | my brother almost started a fight by telling these guys to stop talking |
| 17:23.57 | mindjuju | @carmony, doubledoor dies |
| 17:24.00 | macnewbold | hehe |
| 17:24.03 | carmony | mindjuju: lol |
| 17:24.20 | macnewbold | what were the guys talking about that was so important during the movie? |
| 17:26.01 | carmony | macnewbold: they were riffing the movie |
| 17:26.16 | skinner | Harry Dies. In his mind. But he's still alive. But not. He can stop being dead if he wants....or not. It's real cause it's all in his head, or it's not real cause it's all in his head. He eventually decides he doesn't want to be dead because the cake is a lie. |
| 17:27.16 | mindjuju | that has to be a quote from somewhere |
| 17:27.29 | skinner | Ya it is. |
| 17:27.30 | skinner | From me. |
| 17:27.31 | skinner | lol |
| 17:27.46 | skinner | Just made it up. Just now. |
| 17:27.49 | skinner | O.o |
| 17:28.00 | mindjuju | that's awesome |
| 17:28.46 | carmony | lol |
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| 17:36.51 | skinner | Real question: |
| 17:36.57 | skinner | I have a string |
| 17:37.07 | skinner | could be varied lengths |
| 17:37.14 | skinner | it's basically an entire blog post |
| 17:37.40 | skinner | I want to only show the first part of it. |
| 17:37.47 | skinner | so I can see multiple posts on one page. |
| 17:37.57 | skinner | My question is about "best practices" on splitting the string |
| 17:38.19 | skinner | to only show the first little bit (intro if you will) |
| 17:38.41 | skinner | I currently am showing the first paragraph, then linking to the full text. |
| 17:38.48 | mahelious | substr() ? |
| 17:38.52 | skinner | but what if the poster doesn't make any paragraphs... |
| 17:39.21 | skinner | I guess I'm trying to figure out what other blogs do |
| 17:39.32 | skinner | if I use substr, I could cut a word in half |
| 17:39.34 | skinner | or part |
| 17:39.58 | ninnypants | DexterTheDragon: http://dogs.icanhascheezburger.com/2011/07/15/cute-puppy-pictures-goggie-gif-stampede-corgi-style/ |
| 17:40.07 | beandog | skinner: there's a thing to show $x of words |
| 17:40.11 | ninnypants | skinner: most other blogs use wordpress ;) |
| 17:40.11 | beandog | function |
| 17:40.15 | beandog | sec, lemme find |
| 17:40.19 | DexterTheDragon | ninnypants: I have seen that video :) |
| 17:40.44 | ninnypants | how's rocket doing? |
| 17:40.51 | beandog | skinner: wordwrap |
| 17:41.01 | beandog | wait. |
| 17:41.09 | beandog | I think |
| 17:41.47 | DexterTheDragon | ninnypants: usually pretty good. he's a puppy tho and tends to fray my patience |
| 17:42.13 | beandog | crap I cant find it now |
| 17:42.19 | skinner | It's cool |
| 17:42.21 | ninnypants | DexterTheDragon: I know how that is. Can be rough but totally worth it |
| 17:42.23 | skinner | I think i figured it out |
| 17:42.36 | skinner | I'll still use substr() |
| 17:42.42 | beandog | kk |
| 17:43.08 | skinner | then check end of string and shrink the string to the last space |
| 17:43.17 | skinner | so no partial words exist |
| 17:43.18 | skinner | :) |
| 17:44.25 | skinner | $rough_short_par = substr($paragraph, 0, 80); |
| 17:44.25 | skinner | $last_space_pos = strrpos($rough_short_par, " "); |
| 17:44.25 | skinner | $clean_short_par = substr($rough_short_par, 0, $last_space_pos); |
| 17:52.18 | ninnypants | skinner when I want to do something like that I do it with words |
| 17:52.22 | ninnypants | <?php |
| 17:52.22 | ninnypants | $words = explode(' ', $post); |
| 17:52.22 | ninnypants | $groups = array_chunk($words, $wordcount); |
| 17:52.22 | ninnypants | $output = implode(' ', $groups[0]); |
| 17:53.12 | skinner | ninnypants: Good idea! :) That's closer to what I was looking for. Thanks! |
| 17:53.27 | ninnypants | np |
| 17:53.57 | ninnypants | it's not exact cause it will grab special chars as words some times but I don't find that to be a big deal |
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| 18:07.30 | brycebertola | can anyone recommend a jquery/js script to rotate between divs? |
| 18:13.00 | skinner | brycebertola: What do you man rotate between divs? |
| 18:13.21 | brycebertola | I want it to cycle through a series of div elements |
| 18:13.41 | brycebertola | example here: http://test.parkcityindependent.com/ - the main splash area |
| 18:13.57 | redroy | man, first eval I ever wrote⦠sad day |
| 18:17.08 | brycebertola | I guess it's just toggling visibility, but with a fade effect, and a pause on hover |
| 18:33.12 | DexterTheDragon | http://cronwtf.github.com/ |
| 18:34.31 | herlo | a heh |
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| 18:41.54 | beandog | I hate cron |
| 18:42.18 | herlo | beandog: why? |
| 18:42.27 | beandog | because its such a freaking pita to write simple rules |
| 18:43.02 | herlo | like what? |
| 18:45.59 | beandog | do I really need to explain |
| 18:46.20 | herlo | beandog: cron rules are simple |
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| 18:46.35 | herlo | there are only a few major caveats |
| 18:46.52 | herlo | basically, I don't agree that it's a pita to write simple rules |
| 18:47.12 | herlo | so I'm trying to find out what is so hard to see if I can help simplify it |
| 18:47.25 | herlo | but it's all good. I gotta run out for lunch in a bit anyway... |
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| 19:28.21 | jsmith | ~cookie |
| 19:28.29 | jsmith | Wow... |
| 19:28.32 | jsmith | ~chuckfact |
| 19:28.33 | ibot | There is no chin under Chuck Norris Beard. There is only another fist |
| 19:29.08 | ninnypants | when did ibot add chuckfact |
| 19:29.20 | ninnypants | I thought that was raifbot's thing |
| 19:31.14 | josephscott | ibot has had it for a long time |
| 19:31.30 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 19:31.30 | raifbot | Chuck Norris can speak braille. |
| 19:31.34 | beandog | lol |
| 19:31.37 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 19:31.37 | raifbot | Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash. |
| 19:31.42 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 19:31.42 | raifbot | Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet. |
| 19:31.44 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 19:31.45 | raifbot | Chuck Norris ended the song that never ends |
| 19:31.48 | beandog | lol |
| 19:31.52 | beandog | I love those |
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| 19:37.04 | brycebertola | ~chuckfact |
| 19:37.04 | ibot | There is no chin under Chuck Norris Beard. There is only another fist |
| 19:37.13 | brycebertola | is that all ibot has? |
| 19:47.24 | mahelious | :( |
| 19:47.31 | mahelious | no chuck facts for me |
| 19:51.25 | josephscott | $lart chuck norris |
| 19:51.25 | raifbot | josephscott are you insane? I'm not risking a round house kick from Chuck just to satisfy your lart'ing needs. |
| 19:51.29 | ninnypants | brycebertola: did you find the info you needed on jquery? |
| 19:51.41 | brycebertola | not really... |
| 19:51.58 | brycebertola | i guess I just didn't know enough to ask the right questions. |
| 19:55.21 | ninnypants | pikachoose is a good one |
| 19:55.37 | romanovic | brycebertola: on that example page, I don't see cycling divs? |
| 19:55.44 | ninnypants | rolling your own is easy as well with jquery animate and setinerval |
| 19:56.20 | brycebertola | i don't have any scripts applied yet |
| 19:56.30 | romanovic | ah |
| 19:58.06 | brycebertola | I'd like to be able to cycle through div's so that I can use html |
| 20:00.06 | ninnypants | you could try jcarousel |
| 20:00.13 | romanovic | brycebertola: something like this? http://www.romanovic.com/web/abc/ |
| 20:00.21 | romanovic | i think that uses jcarousel |
| 20:00.46 | brycebertola | yes, but with automatic rotation, and pause on hover |
| 20:00.53 | romanovic | that is a feature of jcarousel |
| 20:01.01 | romanovic | you just have to set the option in the javascript |
| 20:01.15 | brycebertola | okay cool |
| 20:01.16 | romanovic | at least, auto rotate is |
| 20:12.32 | beandog | can I just say how sad I am that everydns is going away |
| 20:12.32 | beandog | :C |
| 20:12.35 | mindjuju | @ninnypants, i actually added the chuck facts to ibot |
| 20:12.50 | mindjuju | there are only like 4 or 5 of the possible responses |
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| 20:16.48 | ninnypants | mindjuju: oh cool it just didn't have it for a long time so I was surprised to see it there |
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| 20:55.29 | ninnypants | has anyone had issues with jquery editing form elements that shouldn't be selected? |
| 20:57.17 | ninnypants | I have this line of jqery $('input[value="'+slug+'"]').attr('checked', 'checked'); and all the post categories are passed through in json and loops through to check each of the form elements who's value matches that of the current slug |
| 20:59.03 | ninnypants | but for some reason all of the category check boxes are being checked no matter what eg I alerted the selctor and count and got [input[value="art"] and for the length I got 1 which is expected art was the only category but all of the category checkboxes are checked |
| 21:04.11 | macnewbold | that sounds weird |
| 21:04.17 | macnewbold | i've never heard of jquery doing that |
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| 21:09.35 | ninnypants | yeah really weird have no idea what's doing it can't find anything on google |
| 21:18.03 | beandog | anybody know of a simple php client database app |
| 21:28.20 | carmony | beandog: like phpMyAdmin? |
| 21:28.30 | beandog | carmony: sorry, I mean like, customer clients |
| 21:28.41 | carmony | ah |
| 21:28.53 | carmony | like a CRM? |
| 21:29.00 | beandog | yah |
| 21:29.15 | beandog | not something so heavy though. I just need to track client names, hosting information. |
| 21:29.24 | carmony | http://www.sugarcrm.com/crm/community/sugarcrm-community.html -- but might be heavy |
| 21:29.32 | beandog | Oh, gosh, not Sugar. |
| 21:29.34 | carmony | haha |
| 21:29.35 | carmony | :P |
| 21:30.01 | beandog | I was thinking if I had a quick way to just interface with a db structure, I could do it myself |
| 21:30.14 | beandog | Just a simple CRUD frontend that handles everything |
| 21:30.18 | beandog | then I could build it myself |
| 21:30.39 | beandog | I'm not really sure of wh ats out there |
| 21:30.40 | carmony | I think CodeIgniter has some scaffolding to help auto-build stuff |
| 21:30.54 | beandog | do they? |
| 21:31.04 | beandog | Im gonna have to check that out |
| 21:31.17 | beandog | Scaffolding, having been deprecated for a number of versions, has been removed. |
| 21:31.19 | beandog | naybags |
| 21:31.19 | beandog | :C |
| 21:31.48 | beandog | cake does it too, looks like |
| 21:31.50 | beandog | maybe Ill just do that. |
| 21:36.38 | beandog | thx carmony |
| 21:36.41 | beandog | ~carmony++ |
| 21:36.56 | DexterTheDragon | beandog: it's called excel |
| 21:37.16 | beandog | your mom uses excel |
| 21:38.03 | DexterTheDragon | actually she uses openoffice calc |
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| 21:38.25 | DexterTheDragon | ~nelson beandog |
| 21:40.36 | fungus | beandog, I've been using phpMyEdit quite a bit. Not too bad. |
| 21:41.18 | beandog | fungus: how is it you always know about all the cool stuff? |
| 21:41.19 | beandog | wassup with that |
| 21:41.40 | fungus | Cause I am forced to. :) |
| 21:41.46 | beandog | forced to? |
| 21:42.14 | DexterTheDragon | everytime he can't answer an irc questio he gets beaten |
| 21:42.19 | beandog | lol |
| 21:42.26 | beandog | that seems fair |
| 21:42.42 | fungus | hehe, no I just run into the same issues as everyone else does too. |
| 21:43.43 | beandog | like where to find a good cup of cocoa? |
| 21:43.55 | fungus | I had to go find this particular program because our Access databases kept getting corrupted. |
| 21:44.01 | beandog | oh, gosh. |
| 21:44.04 | beandog | access |
| 21:44.05 | fungus | ~access-- |
| 21:44.50 | josephscott | fungus: have you tried phprunner? curious how it would compare to that |
| 21:44.54 | fungus | yeah, in corp sysadmin I have to deal with all kinds of misc crap |
| 21:45.11 | mindjuju | this tutorial on phpMyEdit is pretty easy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b6mYHHpybA |
| 21:45.15 | mindjuju | i might need to use it |
| 21:45.20 | fungus | josephscott, ooh, that looks cool too. |
| 21:45.54 | beandog | mindjuju: well done |
| 21:46.10 | mindjuju | :) |
| 21:46.25 | beandog | josephscott: and its under $400 |
| 22:09.18 | brycebertola | mindjuju: I just checked that youtube link, awesome... |
| 22:09.43 | mindjuju | yeah, super quick primer on that phpthing |
| 22:10.10 | beandog | ~dunk mindjuju |
| 22:10.10 | ibot | ACTION dunks mindjuju in a giant fondue pot |
| 22:10.15 | mindjuju | sup beandog |
| 22:10.32 | beandog | Im putting together a list of all the clients we host, and th eir hosting details |
| 22:10.51 | mindjuju | that sounds like a good thing to do |
| 22:11.12 | mindjuju | i'm fighting off fatigue, trying to keep focused and read through a pci report |
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| 22:14.26 | beandog | I need some hosting place that lets you buy lots of ip addresses |
| 22:14.30 | beandog | like, about three dozen. |
| 22:15.19 | mindjuju | xmission colo does |
| 22:19.21 | beandog | ~host mindjuju |
| 22:19.22 | ibot | see nslookup mindjuju |
| 22:19.25 | beandog | lol |
| 22:20.52 | beandog | mindjuju: colocation scares me. |
| 22:21.03 | beandog | all that responsibility |
| 22:23.26 | josephscott | $host mindjuju.com |
| 22:23.26 | raifbot | josephscott - host( 'mindjuju.com' ) : 173.255.218.156 |
| 22:33.07 | beandog | http://www.gifbin.com/ |
| 22:44.58 | macnewbold | $chuck-fact |
| 22:44.58 | raifbot | Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR |
| 22:45.03 | macnewbold | haha |
| 22:45.30 | macnewbold | that makes me think of the time I found a some DVDs (among other things) that the kids had inserted into our VCR |
| 22:46.18 | macnewbold | iirc there was even a plastic fork inside there. and the thing still worked too, both with the stuff in it, and after I disassembled it, removed the extra parts, and put it back together. we're still using it in fact... |
| 22:46.30 | beandog | so it plays dvds? |
| 22:46.34 | macnewbold | i'm quite sure they never got the dvds (or the fork) to play |
| 22:46.40 | beandog | heh |
| 22:46.52 | macnewbold | unless you count the rattling noises you could make if you picked it up and moved it around |
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| 22:56.12 | beandog | ~friday |
| 22:56.12 | ibot | well, friday is Friy-dayy, Friy-dayy, gettin' down on Friy-dayy |
| 23:06.38 | beandog | too many negatives |
| 23:07.19 | romanovic | lemme edit |
| 23:08.10 | beandog | ah |
| 23:08.12 | beandog | ~mourn romanovic |
| 23:08.13 | ibot | ACTION lights some candles for romanovic |
| 23:09.07 | herlo | ibot: no friday is !!!!!!!! FRIDAY !!!!!!! |
| 23:09.07 | ibot | okay, herlo |
| 23:09.11 | herlo | ~friday |
| 23:09.11 | ibot | it has been said that friday is !!!!!!!! FRIDAY !!!!!!! |
| 23:13.09 | beandog | http://www.onetonnemusic.com/mt-static/archives/astrocat.jpg |
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| 23:22.56 | mindjuju | @beandog, xmission colo rocks |
| 23:23.20 | mindjuju | FAR more responsive than those lazy dogs at liquidweb |
| 23:23.36 | mindjuju | and we're paying those yahoos big $$ |
| 23:24.30 | fridgesm | Hey, I work for liquidweb! |
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| 23:24.33 | fridgesm | j/k |
| 23:24.40 | mindjuju | you scared me for a sec |
| 23:25.12 | fridgesm | did you forget? I'm self-employed :) |
| 23:25.13 | mindjuju | we're on their managed support, they advertise that they immediately respond to server in distress, but i've seen it take 20 minutes |
| 23:25.29 | mindjuju | sadly, this incident was at 3a |
| 23:25.36 | mindjuju | so it took nagios like 15 minutes to wake me up |
| 23:25.45 | mindjuju | and 5 minutes to go into my office and get on the horn |
| 23:26.17 | mindjuju | that's also the reason why nagios emails get the tornado warning siren alert now |
| 23:26.39 | beandog | mindjuju: how do you like nagios? |
| 23:26.45 | beandog | I mean, aside from 3 a.m. alerts. |
| 23:26.59 | mindjuju | it's about as pretty as wood paneling in a 70s station wagon |
| 23:27.03 | mindjuju | and you can quote me on that |
| 23:27.30 | mindjuju | works great though |
| 23:27.30 | beandog | are you trying to knock the70s |
| 23:27.40 | mindjuju | no,of course not, just the wood paneling |
| 23:27.58 | beandog | I never thought about that before |
| 23:28.10 | fridgesm | agree on nagios |
| 23:28.32 | fridgesm | it works, but it ain't pretty |
| 23:28.38 | mindjuju | yup |
| 23:33.06 | mindjuju | so i have these thermal printers we use in the warehouse |
| 23:33.10 | mindjuju | to make UPS labels |
| 23:33.43 | mindjuju | there are specific instructions to make this solvent so that if the label gets stuck, you can un-stuck-ify it |
| 23:34.27 | mindjuju | so i made a huge batch of this stuff for all the terminals where these printers are, enough for a couple spray bottles to deploy to managers and enough for me to have 1 |
| 23:35.01 | mindjuju | mixture was 95% pure alcohol (3parts) to 1 part deionized water |
| 23:35.35 | mindjuju | i've used my sprayer more often to wash my hands from coming in from the warehouse, than i have to clean the printers |
| 23:36.55 | beandog | whut |
| 23:37.02 | beandog | that was random |
| 23:37.22 | mindjuju | thought it was funny |
| 23:37.38 | beandog | mindjuju: I mean, I didn't follow |
| 23:38.03 | beandog | what does the sprayer have to do with anything |
| 23:38.24 | mindjuju | nothing that we talked about previous |
| 23:38.30 | mindjuju | i was just saying |
| 23:38.30 | beandog | huh? |
| 23:38.32 | beandog | :T |
| 23:38.36 | beandog | sorry, I got totally lost. |
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