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| 03:37.55 | josephscott | ug, TSA needs to back off - http://www.infowars.com/financial-terrorism-tsa-holds-texas-flights-hostage/ |
| 03:38.03 | josephscott | $lart TSA |
| 03:38.03 | raifbot | cats /dev/urandom into TSA's ear. |
| 04:02.41 | ninnypants | wow that's bad... |
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| 04:32.36 | josephscott | $rlart |
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| 13:46.58 | influx | This login's fortune: "You will be married within a year." |
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| 14:11.22 | carmony | gooooood morning |
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| 14:21.41 | herlo | marning |
| 14:22.15 | carmony | lol, this keynote is pretty funny but good |
| 14:23.10 | carmony | taking about communities |
| 14:24.39 | carmony | would be great for utosc, but the only problem is the language :P |
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| 14:32.13 | herlo | cool |
| 14:32.22 | herlo | language isn't a problem, is it? |
| 14:32.23 | herlo | :P |
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| 14:33.12 | carmony | lol, couple of f-bombs, lots of others, probably some UTOSC attendees wouldn't like that :P |
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| 14:33.35 | herlo | eh, f***-em :) |
| 14:33.42 | carmony | haha |
| 14:33.48 | influx | BRING ON THE PROFANITY |
| 14:33.58 | herlo | or frak |
| 14:34.04 | herlo | or fiddlesticks :) |
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| 14:34.53 | herlo | and they used it just like a curse word, too. Sent the kids to their room if they said it, stuff like that |
| 14:35.04 | carmony | lol |
| 14:35.53 | herlo | of course, they were dressed in 1600s garb but in a modern home (mostly) |
| 14:37.14 | influx | What frakking show was this? |
| 14:37.20 | herlo | dunno |
| 14:37.23 | influx | ;D |
| 14:37.26 | herlo | I'll have to dig around on it |
| 14:38.35 | carmony | so I ran into two more utah phpers here |
| 14:39.11 | influx | Where? |
| 14:39.20 | carmony | php tek 11 |
| 14:39.35 | influx | rad |
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| 15:00.59 | carmony | gah, IRC hates me |
| 15:02.26 | influx | IRC does not discriminate. |
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| 15:02.34 | influx | It is merciless. |
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| 15:04.35 | carmony | AAAARG |
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| 15:37.03 | mahelious | PITCH...BLACK!!! |
| 15:40.00 | influx | echo |
| 15:40.04 | influx | echo |
| 15:40.08 | influx | echo... |
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| 15:51.27 | beandog | whut |
| 15:52.16 | DexterTheDragon | beandog: http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lllr8rMCoD1qc3wjlo1_r1_400.jpg |
| 15:52.47 | beandog | LOL |
| 15:52.47 | beandog | oh my |
| 15:52.48 | beandog | so true. |
| 15:53.59 | beandog | ~DexterTheDragon++ |
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| 16:06.57 | itimber | macnewbold1: I just setup a Linode for something elseâ¦. and they have 5 locations, one of which is in London |
| 16:09.27 | beandog | don't libel anyone in London and get your servers seized |
| 16:09.30 | beandog | :) |
| 16:09.50 | mindjuju | ~seize beandog's servers |
| 16:09.58 | mindjuju | hmm ibot fail |
| 16:09.59 | beandog | oh noes |
| 16:13.47 | beandog | I'm doing research on hosting this week |
| 16:13.47 | beandog | whee |
| 16:30.53 | influx | I have the following: |
| 16:30.54 | influx | SELECT IF('2010-12-31' >= '2011-01-01', 1, 0) AS date_eval_result; |
| 16:31.25 | influx | Is there any way to have it return the first date if true, and the second date if false? |
| 16:32.04 | beandog | conditionals in sql |
| 16:32.05 | beandog | good times |
| 16:32.12 | beandog | I know you can in postgres, dunno about mysql |
| 16:32.54 | influx | K. Then I shall search the man. |
| 16:33.18 | DexterTheDragon | SELECT IF('2010-12-31' >= '2011-01-01', '2010-12-31', '2011-01-01') AS date_eval_result; |
| 16:33.47 | influx | The dates won't always be the same. |
| 16:33.58 | DexterTheDragon | how do you get the dates? |
| 16:34.00 | influx | And provided after some calculations involving the current date. |
| 16:34.38 | influx | I'd like to avoid writing $date_1 twice and $date_2 twice. |
| 16:35.25 | influx | I get the dates from form fields. |
| 16:35.50 | influx | Except for the current date. For that I just use getdate() |
| 16:38.38 | influx | Looks like this could be it: http://dev.mysql.com/doc/refman/5.0/en/user-variables.html |
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| 16:42.34 | beandog | I'm going to learn mod_rewrite today! |
| 16:42.45 | beandog | yes! |
| 16:42.51 | influx | ~cheer beandog |
| 16:42.51 | ibot | Three cheers for beandog! Hip hip Hurray! Hip hip Hurray! Hip hip Hurray! |
| 16:43.35 | beandog | If anything breaks today, just remember, it's for science! |
| 16:44.15 | mindjuju | nothing beats playin air instruments in a music vid - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LatorN4P9aA |
| 16:44.33 | influx | :D |
| 16:45.00 | influx | (btw, this is what I came up with. It breaks if true, though, so :| SELECT IF( @d1:='2011-12-31' >= @d2:='2011-01-01', @d1, @d2 ) AS date_eval_result ) |
| 16:45.04 | mindjuju | air guitar is hard enough, but air drums? that's crazy cool |
| 16:45.10 | influx | ^ |
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| 16:49.01 | influx | or maybe not |
| 16:49.04 | influx | :32 |
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| 16:52.22 | influx | Here we go. For MySQL: SELECT IF( DATE(@d1:='2010-12-31') >= DATE(@d2:='2011-01-01'), @d1, @d2 ) AS date_eval_result; |
| 16:56.48 | beandog | mindjuju: you missed your calling as DJ |
| 16:57.04 | mindjuju | ^5 herlo |
| 16:57.59 | mindjuju | @beandog, i wouldn't say i missed it necessarily, i still have my music server, projector for visulations, i did sell my mixer, but have been scheming on how to buy a new one |
| 16:58.16 | herlo | mindjuju: DJ to the Geeks! |
| 16:58.27 | beandog | herlo: hear, hear. |
| 16:58.35 | herlo | DJ Nerd Magic |
| 16:58.36 | beandog | I love mindjuju's schemes |
| 16:58.40 | herlo | aka mindjuju |
| 16:58.48 | beandog | ibot: mindjuju is also DJ Nerd Magic |
| 16:58.49 | ibot | okay, beandog |
| 16:58.55 | herlo | lol |
| 16:58.59 | beandog | ~mindjuju |
| 16:59.00 | ibot | [mindjuju] sleeping with his left eye open, or insane, or a windows system administrator *GASP*, or the Prophet of Breakbeats, or sweat sexy hawtness, or a Texan, or wears his snuggie in the buff, or has a thing for hawt sitcom moms, or likes ponicals, or listens to celine dijon. DJ Nerd Magic |
| 16:59.10 | mindjuju | :) |
| 16:59.23 | beandog | ~beandog |
| 16:59.23 | ibot | you are, like, the gentoo guru, or a wannabe racer. a skater. the enlightened one, or <3 Janeway, or a non-girl, or has a large intestine filled with mealworms |
| 16:59.45 | josephscott | $rlart |
| 16:59.46 | raifbot | whips out a hot glue gun and makes sure that fungus is stuck to the floor. |
| 16:59.46 | beandog | okay |
| 16:59.47 | beandog | study |
| 16:59.51 | mindjuju | crusher > janeway |
| 17:00.19 | beandog | mindjuju: I'm not even going to give that one a response. |
| 17:00.26 | beandog | If you like your women looking 30 years older, than go ahead. |
| 17:00.59 | mindjuju | k, you've got a point crusher(with perm) < janeway |
| 17:01.06 | beandog | Oy. |
| 17:01.19 | beandog | Let's just stop while we can. |
| 17:01.34 | influx | Janeway > Crusher |
| 17:01.40 | mindjuju | psh posh |
| 17:01.55 | skinner | ~skinner the conversation |
| 17:01.55 | ibot | ACTION buries the conversation in a giant waterfall... WHOOOOSH! |
| 17:02.25 | mindjuju | i'd never date anybody who has more than a 9 - 1 odds of beating me up (janeway) |
| 17:02.36 | fungus | lol |
| 17:02.40 | mindjuju | plus, i never was much into voyager |
| 17:04.01 | skinner | Se7en of 9? |
| 17:04.14 | skinner | apparently some people find her attractive |
| 17:04.28 | skinner | not my type tho |
| 17:04.30 | fungus | She's got more tits than brains |
| 17:04.36 | mindjuju | rofl |
| 17:07.27 | mindjuju | this is actually pretty funny - kid made vid for jukebox hero - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfOs-CIwFU0&NR=1 |
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| 17:20.55 | ninnypants | http://codename-intrusion.blogspot.com/2011/05/government-website-hacked-by.html |
| 17:21.17 | ninnypants | I wonder if Nigeria will be the next to have a revolution |
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| 17:34.56 | beandog | wow |
| 17:35.02 | beandog | I just wrote my first rewrite rule by myself! |
| 17:35.03 | beandog | woots |
| 17:35.16 | beandog | RewriteCond %{REQUEST_URI} ^\/(dmc)?wiki |
| 17:35.16 | beandog | RewriteRule ^(.*)$ https://wiki.digitaltrike.com/$1 |
| 17:35.27 | beandog | win |
| 17:35.55 | skinner | beandog++ |
| 17:36.15 | beandog | I can't believe that worked |
| 17:36.27 | beandog | mod_rewrite uses perl regexp th ough |
| 17:36.28 | beandog | that helps |
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| 18:00.52 | influx | Yarr. I keep trying to drink from the fry cup. |
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| 18:33.51 | carmony | lets see if I Can stay connected |
| 18:33.58 | carmony | the power went out at the conference :P |
| 18:34.06 | carmony | earlier |
| 18:34.07 | macnewbold | oh nice |
| 18:34.10 | mindjuju | sounds like fun |
| 18:46.45 | carmony | it was kinda cool |
| 18:46.51 | carmony | all the presenters just kept going |
| 18:47.00 | carmony | everyone lit up by their laptop screens |
| 18:47.34 | mahelious | carmony: you at tek? |
| 18:47.42 | carmony | mahelious: yeah |
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| 18:48.43 | carmony | mahelious: are you here too? |
| 18:48.44 | mahelious | one of my old co-workers is up there. said some good things about the web2project panel. |
| 18:49.00 | beandog | anybody know any tools to track domain names |
| 18:49.01 | mahelious | no, i havent been there since '08 |
| 18:49.03 | carmony | mahelious: ah, which old co-worker? |
| 18:49.10 | beandog | like, watch to make sure htey don't expire |
| 18:49.17 | mahelious | tom dogget. works at uvu |
| 18:49.19 | carmony | I've ran into a few utahns here |
| 18:49.37 | carmony | I'll keep my eye out for him. |
| 18:49.50 | carmony | is he from utah too? |
| 18:49.58 | mahelious | yeah, do. he's good people. |
| 18:50.30 | mahelious | yep. |
| 18:52.04 | mahelious | sad im not at tek. i could use a terry chay panel right about now. |
| 18:53.46 | josephscott | haha |
| 18:54.10 | mahelious | hold a tik. I dont see Chay or Ramsey on the schedule. wtf tek? |
| 18:55.55 | josephscott | terry went to some other conf earlier this year, in Tennessee I think |
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| 19:12.00 | mgeary_ | hey, so is there any way to work around browsers not allowing cross-domain requests from javascript? Any way to somehow whitelist a server/service/scenario? |
| 19:12.31 | fungus | beandog, http://www.google.com/search?q=nagios+domain+expiration |
| 19:29.28 | macnewbold | mgeary: the usual solution i think is a subdomain, so that it isn't a different domain |
| 19:29.36 | macnewbold | most things allow different hostnames within same domain |
| 19:29.43 | macnewbold | another option is a proxy sometimes |
| 19:30.08 | mgeary_ | yeah, not an option here. it's for a "rich media" banner ad, so i've got zero control over the deploying server |
| 19:31.57 | beandog | fungus: rawwwk |
| 19:33.08 | fungus | beandog: Though, IMHO it's overboard. A good registrar will email you several times, also you can just put it in your calendar. |
| 19:33.20 | beandog | fungus: this is to track client's domains as well |
| 19:33.35 | beandog | I dont have access to the accounts |
| 19:33.47 | fungus | You have a calendar, right? |
| 19:33.56 | beandog | oh yah |
| 19:33.58 | beandog | derp. |
| 19:34.01 | fungus | :) |
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| 19:41.56 | Utah_Dave | hey, mindjuju, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpl56fa3uf4&feature=player_embedded |
| 19:44.28 | macnewbold1 | mgeary: one way they might be able to work around it is install the ad pointing to one of their own subdomains which is a cname for the host where you have set it up to serve the ad |
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| 20:16.01 | ninnypants | $chuck-fact |
| 20:16.01 | raifbot | Chuck Norris does simply walk into Mordor |
| 20:17.39 | beandog | heh |
| 20:17.45 | beandog | hey ninnypants congrats on ninnypants v2.0 |
| 20:17.50 | beandog | currently in alpha |
| 20:18.12 | ninnypants | beandog: thanks :) |
| 20:19.14 | influx | Mordor walks to Chuck Norris. |
| 20:19.22 | beandog | lol |
| 20:19.24 | beandog | nice. |
| 20:19.55 | beandog | fungus: http://www.cyberciti.biz/tips/domain-check-script.html |
| 20:19.59 | beandog | win |
| 20:20.22 | ninnypants | beandog: should be in alpha until around December |
| 20:21.43 | beandog | ninnypants: that's exciting news man |
| 20:21.56 | Utah_Dave | ~ping romanovic |
| 20:21.56 | ibot | pong romanovic |
| 20:22.00 | DexterTheDragon | that's when it goes into beta testing |
| 20:22.11 | romanovic | Utah_Dave: pong |
| 20:22.28 | Utah_Dave | Hey, I'm about to email you that job announcement. |
| 20:22.50 | romanovic | ok, thanks! |
| 20:22.51 | beandog | I'm ready to go outside and frolic |
| 20:23.30 | fungus | ~frolic++ |
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| 20:24.54 | beandog | ~brick romanovic |
| 20:24.55 | ibot | ACTION installs a bad bootloader on romanovic and turns romanovic into a brick |
| 20:25.05 | romanovic | laptop is now useless until I get back home |
| 20:25.42 | romanovic | first world problem: my laptop is down, and now i can only access the internet with my netbook, ipod, or blackberry |
| 20:25.49 | beandog | lol |
| 20:25.52 | romanovic | can't survive under these conditions |
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| 20:44.01 | beandog | fungus: http://prefetch.net/articles/checkcertificate.html |
| 20:44.03 | beandog | just as cool |
| 20:44.13 | beandog | http://prefetch.net/code/ssl-cert-check |
| 20:49.03 | fungus | that is cool. But we buy 5/yr certs so a calendar entry is easier |
| 20:54.29 | beandog | buh |
| 21:02.21 | fungus | ~x de en ScheiÃe |
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| 21:37.43 | josephscott | a little ELO, good for the soul ;-) |
| 21:37.54 | josephscott | $suggest ELO |
| 21:37.54 | raifbot | josephscott suggestions for 'ELO' : elo, elon university, elohim, elope, elon musk, eloquent, elote, elocity a7, elocution, eloisa james |
| 21:38.36 | skinner | $suggest faifbot |
| 21:38.36 | raifbot | skinner sorry, couldn't find any suggestions |
| 21:38.40 | skinner | $suggest raifbot |
| 21:38.41 | raifbot | skinner sorry, couldn't find any suggestions |
| 21:39.50 | josephscott | hmm |
| 21:39.53 | josephscott | $google raifbot |
| 21:39.53 | raifbot | josephscott searching http://www.google.com/search?q=raifbot -- http://josephscott.org/archives/2011/05/an-irc-experiment-raifbot/ -- http://uphpu.org/tag/raifbot/ -- http://raifbot.wordpress.com/commands-chuck-fact/ |
| 21:40.01 | josephscott | there we go :) |
| 21:42.08 | beandog | $suggest ubuntu |
| 21:42.09 | raifbot | beandog suggestions for 'ubuntu' : ubuntu, ubuntu 11.04, ubuntu download, ubuntu server, ubuntu one, ubuntu unity, ubuntu forums, ubuntu netbook, ubuntu studio, ubuntu 11 |
| 21:45.11 | mgeary | you know, if i'm going to have a day where i get nothing done, can't it please be a day when i'm out doing something fun? Sheesh |
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| 22:00.29 | beandog | mgeary: do you need to go frolic, too? |
| 22:01.37 | fungus | We should all go frolic together. |
| 22:02.34 | beandog | I'm all for that |
| 22:03.43 | mindjuju | hey herlo, what are those racknut things called |
| 22:03.59 | mindjuju | the thing you put into the rack that you screw the bolt into |
| 22:04.07 | mindjuju | racknuts doesn't seem to do it for monoprice |
| 22:05.21 | mgeary | beandog: i'm not feeling well enough to frolic. Right now i'm more about trying to find a 120-degree sauna and just soaking in it for a while |
| 22:05.51 | fungus | mindjuju, look for cage nuts |
| 22:07.13 | fungus | http://www.amazon.com/b?ie=UTF8&node=16409921 |
| 22:08.34 | fungus | Graybar carries them locally if you need them fast |
| 22:13.09 | mindjuju | cagenuts? i'm glad you're here fungus, i would have thought a cagenut was an MMA |
| 22:13.18 | mindjuju | affenciado |
| 22:13.26 | fungus | MMA? |
| 22:13.29 | mindjuju | hmm, what is this graybar of which you speak |
| 22:13.41 | mindjuju | mma - mixed martial arts, i think they fight in cages |
| 22:13.52 | influx | hah |
| 22:13.55 | fungus | lol, i'm a nerd |
| 22:13.58 | mindjuju | like wrestling, but for the 21 century |
| 22:14.51 | fungus | Graybar is a big telecom/electronic supply warehouse. |
| 22:15.06 | josephscott | $suggest mma |
| 22:15.06 | raifbot | josephscott suggestions for 'mma' : mma, mma news, mma junkie, mma core, mma videos, mma weekly, mma warehouse, mma gear, mma live, mmashare |
| 22:15.13 | josephscott | $google mma |
| 22:15.15 | raifbot | josephscott searching http://www.google.com/search?q=mma -- http://mmafighting.com/ -- http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/ -- http://www.ufc.com/ |
| 22:15.20 | josephscott | there we go |
| 22:15.23 | fungus | They have almost everything but don't come cheap, and usually cater to large corps/professionals |
| 22:15.49 | Utah_Dave | yeah, they're on the pricey side. |
| 22:15.50 | mindjuju | what about large professionals, do they cater to them too? |
| 22:16.21 | fungus | hehe, They'll sell to anyone |
| 22:17.03 | fungus | They are popular with the contractors |
| 22:17.37 | fungus | There probably are other smaller shops that carry them, but they can be hard to pin down. Just buy online if not emergency |
| 22:20.36 | beandog | aptitude install mdadm throwing errors isn't inspring confidence. |
| 22:22.42 | mindjuju | i love that salesman still use the euphamism that the "sell is only going on till this Saturday" as if they were the only ones to ever use that line. |
| 22:23.08 | josephscott | $weather 840920 |
| 22:23.09 | raifbot | josephscott - sorry, I couldn't get weather data for 840920 |
| 22:23.14 | josephscott | $weather 84092 |
| 22:23.14 | raifbot | 3josephscott - 0,2current weather for 84092 - Cloudy 57f / 14c Humidity: 42% Wind: N at 11 mph |
| 22:23.28 | mindjuju | ~apb herlo |
| 22:23.29 | ibot | ACTION calls Dog the Bounty Hunter to find herlo |
| 22:24.31 | influx | ~lart mubarak |
| 22:24.31 | ibot | dumps 42 tons of dirt, manure, and fish heads on mubarak |
| 22:24.38 | influx | ... |
| 22:28.20 | beandog | It is really slow today over here. |
| 22:31.57 | mgeary | beandog: we're hiring.... |
| 22:32.09 | mgeary | and as you can guess, working with me is very challenging |
| 22:33.02 | influx | $chuck-fact |
| 22:33.03 | raifbot | If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris. |
| 22:33.54 | beandog | mgeary: you're down in orem though |
| 22:33.56 | beandog | I'm in SLC |
| 22:34.04 | beandog | I meant challenging like, install cacti or something |
| 22:34.09 | mgeary | :) |
| 22:34.17 | beandog | Maybe I will install cacti |
| 22:34.24 | herlo | beandog: setup koji |
| 22:34.33 | herlo | mindjuju: pong, sorta |
| 22:34.48 | fungus | nah, skip cacti. Look into Munin, it looks better imho |
| 22:34.50 | beandog | herlo: whut |
| 22:35.05 | herlo | fungus: munin is cool |
| 22:35.42 | beandog | fungus: Im already running monit, isn't it close to the same thing? |
| 22:36.43 | beandog | oh, munin uses rrdtool |
| 22:36.58 | beandog | alright, I'll try this one |
| 22:37.08 | beandog | I could have sworn there was like a monit clone that sounded just like it though |
| 22:38.48 | herlo | beandog: oh, thought you wanted a challenge :) |
| 22:39.02 | beandog | herlo: well, challenging and useful. |
| 22:43.59 | herlo | beandog: koji is useful :) |
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| 23:25.18 | beandog | holy crap munin is a pita |
| 23:25.22 | beandog | It doesnt even work on Gentoo |
| 23:26.01 | mindjuju | @beandog, agreed, documentation was bad at best but after you get things working, it's nice |
| 23:26.20 | josephscott | which part doesn't work? |
| 23:26.31 | josephscott | I've run it on FreeBSD and Ubuntu for years and not had any issues |
| 23:26.48 | beandog | mindjuju: okay, so not just me on the docs ... they kind of dump you in there. |
| 23:26.59 | beandog | josephscott: well, for one, I have no idea where to start. |
| 23:27.32 | josephscott | is there a munin package for gentoo? |
| 23:27.34 | beandog | yah |
| 23:27.35 | beandog | sec |
| 23:27.40 | beandog | Lemme get a specific error. |
| 23:28.04 | beandog | So, munin-update runs okay |
| 23:28.17 | beandog | munin-node spits these out |
| 23:28.21 | beandog | probabyl why its not working: |
| 23:28.28 | beandog | 2011/05/26-17:28:00 [14698] Error output from vmstat: |
| 23:28.29 | beandog | 2011/05/26-17:28:00 [14698] 2011/05/26-17:28:00 [14758] Insecure directory in $ENV{PATH} while running with -T switch at /usr/lib/perl5/vendor_perl/5.12.3/Munin/Node/Service.pm line 215, <STDIN> line 62. |
| 23:28.42 | beandog | Googling, it looks like it checks of "." is in $PATH, which .. it's not. |
| 23:29.13 | beandog | I'm guessing that's why they aren't running |
| 23:31.23 | josephscott | good old perl taint mode |
| 23:32.51 | beandog | $ munin-cron |
| 23:32.52 | beandog | [FATAL] There is nothing to do here, since there are no nodes with any plugins. Please refer to http://munin-monitoring.org/wiki/FAQ_no_graphs at /usr/libexec/munin/munin-html line 38 |
| 23:32.56 | beandog | whut |
| 23:33.11 | beandog | there's tons of stuff in /etc/munin/plugins |
| 23:33.13 | beandog | so whut the whut |
| 23:33.28 | DexterTheDragon | http://www.somethingofthatilk.com/comics/212.jpg |
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| 23:35.27 | herlo | beandog: TONS! |
| 23:35.43 | beandog | herlo: huh? |
| 23:35.44 | herlo | among my favorite feature in munin is the apache server-status |
| 23:36.05 | mindjuju | so beandog, the scripts that are in /etc/munin/plugins need to have execute, and check in /etc/munin/plugin-conf.d/munin-node for the params |
| 23:36.06 | herlo | beandog: in reference to your comment 'there's tons of stuff in /etc/munin/plugins' |
| 23:36.32 | herlo | mindjuju is a munin mastah! |
| 23:36.42 | mindjuju | yippee! |
| 23:36.49 | beandog | mindjuju: you are? |
| 23:36.57 | mindjuju | no |
| 23:37.08 | mindjuju | i beat on munin for long enough that it started working |
| 23:37.20 | mindjuju | prolly out of being bored that i hadn't given up on it yet |
| 23:37.33 | herlo | mindjuju: that's how all sysadmin mastah's are created! |
| 23:37.35 | herlo | :P |
| 23:38.16 | mindjuju | let me save you HOURS of heartache though when i say, when you go to setup the mysql graphs, go to the plugins dir and say ./mysql_ suggest |
| 23:38.19 | mindjuju | it was something like that |
| 23:38.39 | mindjuju | and by the way, you find that gem of a command in mysql_ and NO WHERE ELSE ON THE PLANET |
| 23:38.59 | beandog | mindjuju: yah, all that is setup. |
| 23:39.10 | mindjuju | see, you know more than i |
| 23:39.50 | herlo | heh |
| 23:39.52 | mindjuju | so herlo, was Jen ok with the pics? |
| 23:39.58 | herlo | mindjuju: yeah |
| 23:39.59 | beandog | I can't get past this insecure directory crap |
| 23:40.01 | beandog | grawr. |
| 23:40.05 | mindjuju | oh good |
| 23:40.06 | herlo | she is now shared on dropbox, too |
| 23:40.27 | herlo | we'll probably put a few more up on flickr soon |
| 23:49.57 | mindjuju | i could sure go for a twinkie right about now |
| 23:50.57 | beandog | Okay |
| 23:51.02 | beandog | I hacked the source code to ignore the PATH issue |
| 23:51.08 | beandog | but it's still saying there are no plugins. |
| 23:54.16 | beandog | oh my gosh, Im about to throw a chair |
| 23:54.18 | beandog | what a piece of crap. |
| 23:55.54 | herlo | mindjuju: watch Zombieland |
| 23:56.02 | herlo | and eat a twinkie while doing so |
| 23:56.15 | mindjuju | saw it, was funny,except for that part with bill murray |
