| 02:38.32 | macnewbold | $chuck-fact |
| 02:38.32 | raifbot | Chuck Norris can sit in the corner of a circular room |
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| 05:17.25 | ninnypants | $chuck-fact |
| 05:17.25 | raifbot | Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. |
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| 23:14.12 | ninnypants | $chuck-fact |
| 23:14.12 | raifbot | Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. |