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| 00:05.36 | ibot | mgeary has karma of 52 |
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| 03:43.51 | josephscott | $chuck-fact |
| 03:43.52 | raifbot | Chuck Norris' iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord |
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| 04:59.07 | josephscott | $rlart |
| 04:59.08 | raifbot | hits eggyknap with an anvil and laughs with a contralto voice ... Haha Ha HA Ha. |
| 04:59.59 | mgeary | ~rlart |
| 04:59.59 | ibot | gives itimber a "free" copy of Windows and then charges double for "Upgrades" |
| 05:01.59 | itimber | haha |
| 05:02.06 | itimber | ~rlart |
| 05:02.06 | ibot | eats tierra's liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti |
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| 05:06.40 | mgeary | itimber: how you been, dude? what're you up to these days? |
| 05:06.55 | mgeary | how long has it been since you left the mill? |
| 05:07.27 | itimber | been good |
| 05:07.35 | itimber | left almost 2yrs ago |
| 05:07.44 | itimber | ran my own thing for a whie |
| 05:07.56 | itimber | worked at Axis41 for a while |
| 05:08.00 | itimber | then got a gig in Kansas City |
| 05:08.04 | itimber | my hometown |
| 05:08.15 | itimber | so, I've moved back for family |
| 05:08.41 | itimber | and we've done some great stuff at this KC shop |
| 05:08.45 | itimber | what about you |
| 05:08.49 | itimber | what are you up to?? |
| 05:13.00 | mgeary | same old |
| 05:13.13 | mgeary | things have been going well, though. really can't complain |
| 05:13.20 | mgeary | but time sure does pass by fast |
| 05:23.32 | wps | 631 days of uptime on my server |
| 05:23.32 | wps | wahoo |
| 05:26.29 | whyisjake | Our record from the ec2 cluster that we just moved off of was about for days... |
| 05:26.41 | whyisjake | four* |
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| 14:05.47 | influx | Morning. |
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| 15:39.03 | josephscott | $chuck-fact |
| 15:39.04 | raifbot | Chuck Norris doesent need a twitter, He's already following you. |
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| 15:54.33 | utahcon | $weather 84111 |
| 15:54.33 | raifbot | 3utahcon - 0,2current weather for 84111 - Showers 47f / 8c Humidity: 86% Wind: SW at 7 mph |
| 15:54.47 | mgeary | ...or you could look out the window |
| 15:55.11 | influx | Did someone finally install a thermometer in the air outside? |
| 15:55.31 | mgeary | can't you see it? |
| 15:55.40 | influx | See the temperature? |
| 15:55.45 | mgeary | the thermometer |
| 15:55.45 | influx | ;) |
| 15:55.56 | mgeary | you must be facing the back of it |
| 15:56.02 | influx | Maybe. |
| 15:56.04 | influx | heh. |
| 15:57.25 | josephscott | $weather 84092 |
| 15:57.27 | raifbot | 3josephscott - 0,2current weather for 84092 - Showers 45f / 7c Humidity: 91% Wind: S at 9 mph |
| 15:58.09 | mgeary | josephscott: actually, i have an app for which i need to get humidity for a zipcode. What is your data source for that factoid? |
| 15:58.22 | josephscott | google |
| 15:59.02 | josephscott | they have unacknowledged weather API |
| 15:59.19 | mgeary | aha |
| 15:59.32 | mgeary | perfect |
| 15:59.34 | mgeary | thank you |
| 15:59.35 | josephscott | so use it at your own risk :-) |
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| 16:00.05 | mindjuju | whyisjake, how is cali? |
| 16:00.21 | whyisjake | It's good. |
| 16:00.37 | mindjuju | do you get all the free oreilly books you want? |
| 16:00.49 | whyisjake | I do, and believe me, I partake... |
| 16:00.49 | whyisjake | ;) |
| 16:00.55 | mindjuju | oh man |
| 16:01.03 | mindjuju | congrats |
| 16:01.15 | whyisjake | There is actually a library type room at the front doors, just go and take. |
| 16:01.21 | whyisjake | Thanks, I really like it here. |
| 16:01.31 | whyisjake | Plus, being on the Make team is awesome. |
| 16:01.37 | utahcon | mindjuju: it has been my experience that if you simply ask O'reilly for a book (and promise to write a review) they will give you just about any title |
| 16:01.47 | mindjuju | i just subscribed to Make for my son and I, love it |
| 16:01.55 | whyisjake | I have been a subscriber for years now. |
| 16:02.02 | whyisjake | Yeah, it's great. |
| 16:02.19 | whyisjake | Maker Faire is this week, lots of stress there. |
| 16:03.03 | whyisjake | But, should be exciting. |
| 16:03.49 | mindjuju | saw some of your posts on fb, but hadn't had time to look into it |
| 16:04.16 | influx | :< |
| 16:04.19 | influx | Free books? |
| 16:04.27 | influx | ^_^ |
| 16:05.25 | whyisjake | Yeah, I might have been a little spammy... |
| 16:05.45 | mindjuju | nah, was interested to look at |
| 16:21.03 | carmony | hrm... yuck... just ran into a hitch with my new score system... blerg, I hate it when I do that :P |
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| 16:33.48 | utahcon | <facepalm> I set a limit variable, I even checked against it... I never incremented the offset |
| 16:52.22 | whyisjake | josephscott: Know an easy way to clear a lot of pingbacks out of WordPress? |
| 16:52.31 | whyisjake | (Like 20,000 worth?) |
| 16:52.42 | josephscott | DB query is likely you best bet |
| 16:53.37 | whyisjake | I have an intern that is good at clicking... |
| 16:53.39 | whyisjake | ;) |
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| 16:58.23 | mgeary | dang. i always stumble on this. in a shell script, how do i concatenate a variable with a string? E.g. ($FOO)_some_suffix |
| 16:58.55 | mgeary | aha |
| 16:59.03 | mgeary | ${FOO}_some_suffix |
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| 17:16.04 | mgeary | you know, i like Colloquy, but unless i'm missing something, it is next to impossible to search in past transcripts from within the program |
| 17:16.44 | jkr801 | textual.... |
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| 17:29.15 | mgeary | it's also stupid that Colloquy names it's transcripts in a non-sort-friendly fashion :S |
| 17:31.21 | carmony | ok, so sitting in my dad's theater, and streaming tron music blasting really loud, is pretty awesome |
| 17:36.07 | unum | anyone have a formula for calculating the two week pay period? |
| 17:36.18 | unum | I have one but I need to incorpate the year |
| 17:38.11 | carmony | $carmony->Pay('100000000000'); works for me |
| 17:38.15 | carmony | :P |
| 17:38.47 | unum | I'm one of the few employees who aren't paid out of my payroll system, go figure :) |
| 17:38.53 | skinner | unum: what are you trying to calculate? |
| 17:39.42 | unum | skinner: let's say I give you a date 2009-02-03, what is the first day of the two week pay period for that date |
| 17:40.06 | unum | knowing that 05-13-2011 was the first day of a pay period |
| 17:41.04 | skinner | ah |
| 17:41.11 | unum | http://unum5.org/date.phps |
| 17:41.16 | unum | is my current formulae |
| 17:41.17 | fungus | Get the week number of the date, if it's even subtract one, then find date of beginning of that week. |
| 17:41.33 | skinner | I wrote a payroll system once, but we stored all the pay periods in a database... |
| 17:41.38 | unum | fungus: that's not consistant a cross years |
| 17:41.54 | fungus | Why? |
| 17:42.15 | fungus | oh, i understand. |
| 17:42.29 | fungus | end of year can cause bugs |
| 17:42.35 | unum | ya |
| 17:43.05 | fungus | How does your business process handle the pay-periods at end of year. |
| 17:43.14 | fungus | Just make your formula match that. |
| 17:44.15 | unum | don't know what you mean by business process |
| 17:44.35 | fungus | Ask the payroll dept how it's supposed to work. |
| 17:44.49 | fungus | How do they calculate it. |
| 17:45.16 | fungus | They've likely already figured it out |
| 17:45.22 | fungus | and yours must match |
| 17:45.34 | unum | I guess the main problem here is that they have not |
| 17:45.40 | fungus | doh |
| 17:46.08 | fungus | Well they are the ones in charge of the paper work. Make them decide how to handle it, then match it. |
| 17:46.33 | unum | not sure that I explained the problem accuratly |
| 17:46.47 | unum | I know what day it's supposed to be |
| 17:46.52 | unum | that is settled |
| 17:47.10 | unum | I just don't know how to get php to figure it out |
| 17:47.23 | unum | because the -1 trick doesn't always work |
| 17:47.34 | unum | in 2011 I should do that |
| 17:47.44 | unum | in 2009 I shouldn't subtract by one |
| 17:48.17 | fungus | So you need to explain how it's supposed to work. |
| 17:48.35 | unum | or rather in 2011 I should subtract by one when it's even in 2009 I should subtract one week when it's odd |
| 17:48.55 | unum | but I don't know how to figure out which year I should do which with |
| 17:49.04 | unum | I just happen to know those two years from trial and error |
| 17:49.21 | fungus | So in some years you ignore the first week? |
| 17:49.50 | unum | the start of pay period does not figure in the start of the year |
| 17:49.57 | unum | it's continious |
| 17:50.59 | unum | every other friday is the start of a new pay period |
| 17:51.00 | mindjuju | so wait wait, skinner have you announced yet? |
| 17:51.03 | mindjuju | did i miss? |
| 17:51.11 | unum | regaurdless of the year |
| 17:51.19 | skinner | mindjuju: not yet |
| 17:51.26 | mindjuju | ah |
| 17:51.45 | skinner | "Hello America!" |
| 17:51.57 | mindjuju | 5 -1 odds on twins |
| 17:52.01 | mindjuju | any takers? |
| 17:52.07 | skinner | * drum roll * |
| 17:52.12 | skinner | It's not twins..... |
| 17:52.22 | skinner | or triplets....(thank goodness)..... |
| 17:52.26 | mindjuju | :) |
| 17:52.53 | skinner | I'M A REAL MAN NOW! |
| 17:53.02 | mindjuju | :) |
| 17:53.05 | skinner | It's a boy! |
| 17:53.15 | skinner | 3rd try finally got it |
| 17:53.15 | mindjuju | congrats! |
| 17:53.21 | PoeticIntensity | congratulations! |
| 17:53.38 | skinner | ty :) |
| 17:54.16 | mindjuju | that's awesome, boys are awesome, but that's coming from havingjust 1 child,and he being a boy |
| 17:55.13 | PoeticIntensity | I've got 3 boys and 1 girl. |
| 17:55.19 | PoeticIntensity | They're all awesome. :) |
| 17:55.36 | PoeticIntensity | Except for that one.... Yeah... No awesomeness there. :) |
| 17:56.06 | mindjuju | so the real question PI, what instruments are your kids going to learn to play? |
| 18:00.34 | influx | The PI Family. |
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| 18:12.10 | SunSparc | ~lunch |
| 18:12.10 | ibot | rumour has it, lunch is a nightmare in the Mensa |
| 18:12.19 | SunSparc | ? |
| 18:12.29 | SunSparc | ~lunch me |
| 18:12.35 | PoeticIntensity | Les Claypool is dumbfoundingly amazing. |
| 18:16.51 | macnewbold | unum: for your payroll problem: you could make a table of year -> even vs odd weeks, showing 2009 => 0, 2010 => â1, 2011 => â1, etc. |
| 18:16.58 | macnewbold | or whatever |
| 18:17.20 | carmony | hrm... am I evil to be using MySQL Temporary Tables on purpose? |
| 18:17.42 | mgeary | Mensas are awesome |
| 18:17.51 | unum | macnewbold: it seems like there should be a way to calculate it mathematically |
| 18:18.14 | unum | and I thought it would be a common problem..... |
| 18:18.14 | macnewbold | there is, but it would have to be based on # weeks in the year possibly, and on leap years most likely. |
| 18:18.16 | wps | it boggles my mind that in the current economy there aren't more people responding to my open positions |
| 18:18.16 | influx | PoeticIntensity: No kidding. |
| 18:18.36 | macnewbold | wps: yeah, i've seen the same in a variety of places trying to hire geeks |
| 18:18.48 | mgeary | wps: we've all spread the word about you. no one wants to deal with your hijinks |
| 18:18.59 | influx | What do you guys think is the reason for that? |
| 18:19.00 | wps | apparently graphic design and web dev are pretty stable right now |
| 18:19.02 | macnewbold | apparently we're in enough demand that the overall economic climate (unemployment) isn't affecting most of us as much, at least in certain skillsets |
| 18:19.05 | carmony | wps: what positions? |
| 18:19.07 | mindjuju | actually, i did refer somebody to wps |
| 18:19.20 | wps | I'm looking for a senior web developer and a mid-senior interaction designer |
| 18:19.21 | mindjuju | just yesterday |
| 18:19.25 | unum | software engineer is still the #1 sought position |
| 18:19.59 | mgeary | wps: interestingly, in the past, whenever we post an opening for a junior developer, we invariably get a bunch of senior devs wanting much more than we've budgeted |
| 18:20.17 | unum | I really wish the bennet-wyden bill had passed |
| 18:20.23 | SunSparc | ~lart health care |
| 18:20.23 | ibot | executes killall -TERM health care |
| 18:20.57 | unum | mgeary: I did that to someone just this week..... |
| 18:21.48 | mgeary | the problem with that is that as an employer, you have to assume that an overqualified/underpaid employee is going to jump ship as soon as something better comes along |
| 18:22.03 | carmony | mgeary: I just read an article about that |
| 18:22.10 | carmony | well, more of a guy's blog post |
| 18:22.10 | mgeary | carmony: oh? |
| 18:22.27 | carmony | yeah, a PHP Dev who was looking for work |
| 18:22.31 | carmony | for several months |
| 18:22.48 | carmony | he has 16 years of CS work and 9 I think of PHP |
| 18:22.58 | carmony | a contributer to the PHP project |
| 18:23.04 | mgeary | and at this point he's willing to work for substantially less than he has in the past |
| 18:23.09 | carmony | yup |
| 18:23.13 | carmony | but kept getting turned down |
| 18:23.19 | carmony | finally got it |
| 18:23.39 | mgeary | i dunno. i think anyone hired below their expertise will become disgruntled/ungrateful pretty quickly |
| 18:23.48 | carmony | yeah |
| 18:23.50 | carmony | that is true |
| 18:23.53 | carmony | I know I would :P |
| 18:24.04 | mgeary | "i can code compilers in my sleep, and these morons have me validating forms" |
| 18:24.11 | unum | ya, the employer I was inteviewing with was willing to pay more than they actually posted |
| 18:24.27 | unum | but they didn't indicate that they were looking for a junior developer |
| 18:26.22 | unum | time to switch an other page to jquery |
| 18:30.07 | josephscott | $8ball do you know jquery? |
| 18:30.07 | raifbot | josephscott - Outlook not so good. |
| 18:32.19 | influx | Can I access a column of data which is outside of a subquery? |
| 18:33.06 | unum | influx: not sure what you mean |
| 18:33.26 | unum | the data is in the main query but you want to access it inside the subquery? |
| 18:35.45 | influx | Si. |
| 18:36.29 | influx | I'm trying to make a comparison between that outside data and data from the subquery. |
| 18:37.27 | unum | you can do that in the outside query or in the join statement |
| 18:53.03 | mindjuju | here is more info from huffpo - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/17/us-global-cybersecurity-plan-falls-short_n_863321.html |
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| 18:53.26 | mindjuju | i love the part about protecting intellectual property ala riaa et al. |
| 18:53.40 | influx | ko |
| 18:55.18 | mindjuju | personally, i think it's more for the protection of IP than security, which makes quotes like this seem funny / obvious - âWe need stronger legal incentives for good cybersecurity,â said Fred Cate, director of the Center for Applied Security Research at the University of Indiana. âThe plan really doesnât go in any direction towards doing that.â |
| 19:07.24 | mgeary | hey you bash scripters |
| 19:16.26 | mgeary | so, i have this find command: |
| 19:16.37 | mgeary | find "$BASEDIR" -print0 -name "*.swf" -or -name "*.jpg" |
| 19:16.46 | mgeary | and when i run it by itself, it shows me just what i want |
| 19:16.57 | mgeary | however, when i join it with xargs like this: |
| 19:17.17 | mgeary | find "$BASEDIR" -print0 -name "*.swf" -or -name "*.jpg" |xargs -0 -I {} zip -j -r "$BASEDIR/${DIRNAME}_swf_jpeg.zip" {} |
| 19:17.35 | mgeary | for some reason, it adds ALL files in the directory to the zip, not just the swf and jpeg files |
| 19:18.15 | mgeary | can anyone speculate why? |
| 19:18.22 | josephscott | time travel version of Jurassic Park - http://devour.com/video/terra-nova-preview/ |
| 19:18.24 | fungus | -r is recursive |
| 19:19.05 | mgeary | taking of -r has the same effect |
| 19:19.07 | mgeary | *off |
| 19:20.05 | fungus | move -print0 to the end of the find command |
| 19:20.30 | mgeary | ah HA |
| 19:20.44 | mgeary | fungus: you sneaky little @#$! |
| 19:21.33 | mgeary | bah. though now it seems to only add the jpegs |
| 19:21.56 | mgeary | is my -or syntax wrong? do i need paranths? |
| 19:22.00 | fungus | you might need parens |
| 19:22.39 | mgeary | where do i put them? |
| 19:22.41 | fungus | find $BASEDIR \( -name \*.jpg -or -name \*.swf \) -print0 |
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| 19:24.35 | mgeary | that did it. thanks!! |
| 19:25.19 | fungus | Also, a possible gotcha might be case sensitivity. Are all your extensions lower case? |
| 19:25.28 | fungus | if not use -iname instead of -name |
| 19:25.34 | mgeary | ok, cool |
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| 20:10.00 | ninnypants | $chuck-fact |
| 20:10.00 | raifbot | If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. |
| 20:13.14 | influx | ~lart Chuck\ Norris |
| 20:13.14 | ibot | drops a baby grand on Chuck\ Norris |
| 20:13.27 | influx | Oh hmm. |
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| 20:13.32 | influx | ~lart a b |
| 20:13.32 | ibot | lowers a b's priority |
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| 20:30.46 | josephscott | raifbot knows better that to try and lart chuck |
| 20:31.00 | josephscott | chuck norris that is ;-) |
| 20:43.03 | mindjuju | i always get this mixed up, want to be sure i'm doing this right, if i send an email to fungus and i bcc mgeary, fungus doesn't see that i sent to mgeary, right? |
| 20:43.13 | influx | correct |
| 20:43.17 | influx | bcc = blind carbon coppy |
| 20:43.17 | mindjuju | k, thx |
| 20:43.19 | influx | copy* |
| 20:43.22 | mgeary | right |
| 20:43.31 | influx | yw |
| 20:48.09 | ninnypants | evening influx |
| 20:48.27 | josephscott | but when you mention it in irc fungus will find out eventually ;-) |
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| 21:09.41 | mindjuju | anybody using munin to monitor mysql ? |
| 21:16.01 | fungus | nope, i use cacti/nagios |
| 21:16.52 | mindjuju | @fungus cacti > munin? |
| 21:17.15 | fungus | In a few ways yes. In many other ways no |
| 21:19.37 | fungus | What is your problem, maybe it's works similar to what I have dealt with? |
| 21:23.17 | josephscott | monitor as in stats, or monitor as in alert something bad has happened? |
| 21:23.35 | josephscott | I use munin to track stats/data for mysql, nagios for alerts |
| 21:24.16 | influx | hey mindjuju, got a breakbeat(ish?) track for you: http://mssvmusic.com/release-peachykeener |
| 21:24.30 | influx | Local artist. |
| 21:24.37 | mindjuju | srry gents, was back trying to understand docs better, surely i'm missing something |
| 21:25.04 | mindjuju | i've got munin monitoring everything just swimingly, but having trouble getting mysql and munin to play together |
| 21:25.13 | mindjuju | i'm not sure if it is a permissions issue or what |
| 21:25.31 | mindjuju | i've looked at /var/log/munin/munin-node.log and it says |
| 21:27.14 | mindjuju | well, actually, it's asking for my pass |
| 21:27.21 | mindjuju | i decided to use munin-run to see what it spat out |
| 21:27.50 | fungus | munin would need to have the username and password in it's config somehow |
| 21:27.59 | mindjuju | there is a place to put it |
| 21:28.21 | fungus | You'd use a very limited mysql user w/ few privileges for this purpose. |
| 21:28.41 | mindjuju | it's /etc/munin/plugin-conf.d/munin-node |
| 21:28.47 | mindjuju | yup on the perms for the login for it |
| 21:29.01 | josephscott | that's the fine I was going to mention |
| 21:29.56 | josephscott | on ubuntu the [mysql*] section pulls in the debian config files |
| 21:30.51 | influx | evenin' ninnypants |
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| 21:32.01 | josephscott | that way it can use the system maintenance account. |
| 21:45.12 | mindjuju | srry for delay fungus / josephscott, when i run munin-run mysql_slowqueries, for example, it asks for the password and then spits out a big ole " U " and that's it |
| 21:45.14 | mindjuju | :( |
| 21:45.37 | mgeary | it's a Ute fan? |
| 21:45.40 | josephscott | sounds like auth is failing |
| 21:45.45 | josephscott | haha |
| 21:45.47 | mindjuju | you might think |
| 21:46.09 | josephscott | is the username jimmer? |
| 21:46.22 | mindjuju | sadly no |
| 21:47.31 | josephscott | trying logging in directly to mysql with the username/password you are using with munin, make sure works ok |
| 21:49.03 | mindjuju | user acct can log in, but has no privs |
| 21:49.13 | mindjuju | i read somewhere to setup that way |
| 21:50.43 | josephscott | as I recall it needs some level of perms, other wise it has no ability to ask mysql for data to graph |
| 21:51.32 | fungus | I think basic USAGE is good enough for most variables. |
| 21:51.43 | mindjuju | k |
| 21:51.46 | mindjuju | i'll work on perms |
| 21:51.48 | fungus | But you likely need PROCESS for some |
| 21:51.52 | josephscott | yeah, I don't recall the specific perms off the top of my head |
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| 21:59.14 | carmony | rolled something out to production today |
| 21:59.22 | carmony | and it is working |
| 21:59.44 | influx | ^5 carmony |
| 22:00.27 | ninnypants | carmony: you make it sound like everything breaks in production |
| 22:00.38 | carmony | lol |
| 22:01.26 | josephscott | everything does break production, at least if murphy every did sysadmin/dev work |
| 22:07.40 | ninnypants | http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2011-05-16 |
| 22:10.45 | whyisjake | ninnypants: Saw that this morning and laughed. |
| 22:10.48 | josephscott | just re-read what I wrote, I have no ability to type :-( |
| 22:11.30 | ninnypants | josephscott: yeah wasn't really sure what you were saying |
| 22:11.50 | ninnypants | whyisjake: yeah it's been happening to me more than I'd like lately |
| 22:12.06 | josephscott | everything breaks in production, at least if murphy ever did syadmin/dev work |
| 22:12.28 | whyisjake | Yeah, thought I was redesigning two pages, turns out it's a whole subsection of the site today... |
| 22:12.29 | whyisjake | Yarr |
| 22:12.48 | whyisjake | "Can't we just make that column narrower" |
| 22:14.37 | carmony | ninnypants: it always seems like there is something we forgot |
| 22:15.45 | carmony | especially when it is a fundamental change |
| 22:19.03 | influx | whyisjakemeltingdown |
| 22:19.35 | influx | "Give it a go while I'm out to lunch." |
| 22:23.47 | ninnypants | carmony: I'm sure scale can be an issue too |
| 22:23.53 | carmony | yeah |
| 22:24.02 | carmony | sometimes can be hard to test |
| 22:33.26 | influx | Where is the bash profile for specific users in os x? |
| 22:33.48 | mgeary | influx: in their home directory: /Users/username |
| 22:34.02 | influx | Thanks. :) |
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| 23:10.02 | mindjuju | DtD, you around? |
| 23:14.34 | mindjuju | DtD - CDC has plans in case of zombie apocalypse! http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/2011/05/preparedness-101-zombie-apocalypse/. |
| 23:14.51 | mindjuju | though, as you'd imagine, that page is swamped and isn't rendering, so look at it here |
| 23:14.52 | mindjuju | http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:CO9vfWcAsZ4J:blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/2011/05/preparedness-101-zombie-apocalypse/+cdc+zombie+apocalypse&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=j7V&gl=us&strip=1 |
| 23:14.58 | mindjuju | maybe taken out by zombie comps?? |
| 23:17.16 | josephscott | $google cdc zombies |
| 23:17.16 | raifbot | josephscott searching http://www.google.com/search?q=cdc+zombies -- http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/05/18/cdc-warns-public-prepare-zombie-apocalypse/ -- http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/2011/05/preparedness-101-zombie-apocalypse/ -- http://www.webpronews.com/cdc-acknowledges-zombies-on-twitter-crashes-blog-2011-05 |
| 23:18.01 | mindjuju | don't mock the coming zombie apoc, josephscott, cause i'll rat you out! |
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| 23:18.51 | josephscott | $weather for the zombie attack |
| 23:18.52 | raifbot | josephscott - sorry, I couldn't get weather data for for the zombie attack |
| 23:19.04 | josephscott | $lart zombies |
| 23:19.05 | raifbot | stuffs zombies into a shiny new tin can and vacuum seals it. |
| 23:19.09 | mindjuju | :) |
| 23:19.30 | whyisjake | What's a unexpected T_ECHO |
| 23:19.45 | josephscott | $8ball will I survive the coming zombie apocalypse? |
| 23:19.46 | raifbot | josephscott - Cannot predict now. |
| 23:20.02 | skinner | $8ball will the world end may 21, 2011? |
| 23:20.03 | raifbot | skinner - Don't count on it. |
| 23:20.10 | skinner | ....I knew it.... |
| 23:20.11 | mindjuju | raifbot, prolly being gnawed on by a zombie comp |
| 23:20.28 | josephscott | if the world is going to end, can it do it on a different day beside my birthday please |
| 23:20.45 | josephscott | $8ball will I survive the coming zombie apocalypse? |
| 23:20.45 | raifbot | josephscott - Most likely. |
| 23:20.48 | josephscott | yes! |
| 23:20.53 | mindjuju | :) |
| 23:21.01 | josephscott | $8ball what about the end of the world on May 21st? |
| 23:21.03 | raifbot | josephscott - My reply is no. |
| 23:21.06 | josephscott | booo! |
| 23:21.08 | mindjuju | i've seen shaun of the dead SEVERAL times, i know exactly what to do in that event |
| 23:21.20 | josephscott | haha |
| 23:23.43 | mindjuju | $8ball will DtD survive the zombies? |
| 23:23.44 | raifbot | mindjuju - As I see it, yes. |
| 23:24.03 | mindjuju | $8ball will i survive the zombies? |
| 23:24.03 | raifbot | mindjuju - It is decidedly so. |
| 23:24.27 | josephscott | $8ball will raifbot survive the zombies? |
| 23:24.27 | raifbot | josephscott - Signs point to yes. |
| 23:25.12 | mindjuju | $8ball will mgeary survive the zombies? |
| 23:25.13 | raifbot | mindjuju - It is certain. |
| 23:25.16 | mgeary | see? |
| 23:25.20 | mindjuju | :) |
| 23:26.26 | josephscott | $8ball can zombies climb hills? |
| 23:26.26 | raifbot | josephscott - Better not tell you now. |
| 23:26.58 | mindjuju | they may climb hills josephscott, but you forget that mgeary has an ATV |
| 23:27.06 | mindjuju | i'm sure he could battle-fy it pretty easily |
| 23:27.12 | mgeary | with a snowplow on it. just hook that sucker up, and mow 'em down |
| 23:27.28 | josephscott | $8ball will they make it up 11400 south in Sandy? |
| 23:27.29 | raifbot | josephscott - My reply is no. |
| 23:27.37 | josephscott | ahh, they must be valley zombies |
| 23:27.43 | mgeary | fer shure |
| 23:27.50 | mindjuju | :) |
| 23:27.53 | josephscott | like totally |
| 23:28.52 | mindjuju | the thing that really disturbs me is that the CDC's server can't withstand people curious about the plans! had this been a real emergency, you'd be hosed! |
| 23:29.16 | josephscott | everyone hop into the way back machine! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHf089jl9H4 |
| 23:32.06 | DexterTheDragon | ~lart xtrementl |
| 23:32.06 | ibot | wallops xtrementl with a main rotation server that needs rehubbing. It won't take long |
| 23:32.35 | mindjuju | $8ball will xtrementl survive the zombies? |
| 23:32.35 | raifbot | mindjuju - My sources say no. |
| 23:32.44 | mindjuju | yipes |
| 23:32.50 | xtrementl | should work on the cardio |
| 23:32.54 | xtrementl | .. or they'll eat my brains |
| 23:33.08 | mindjuju | or watch shaun of the dead like 5x |
| 23:33.22 | josephscott | move out of the valley |
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| 23:46.50 | josephscott | "If zombies did start roaming the streets, CDC would conduct an investigation much like any other disease outbreak." <--- good to know |
| 23:48.19 | mindjuju | ah, this man appears to be gnawing on the leg of this woman.... curious... |
| 23:51.41 | josephscott | mindjuju: http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:CO9vfWcAsZ4J:blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/2011/05/preparedness-101-zombie-apocalypse/&hl=en&strip=1 |