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| 00:33.22 | beandog | yo ho |
| 00:33.32 | beandog | upgrading our server to 4GB ram |
| 00:33.34 | beandog | \o/ |
| 00:34.11 | beandog | and my boss gave me his mini-fridge |
| 00:35.55 | herlo | beandog: I love my mini-fridge |
| 00:36.27 | herlo | bought it from a guy at an old job like 6 years ago, still works like a champ |
| 00:38.12 | beandog | I dunno where I'm gonna put mine |
| 00:39.01 | ninnypants | beandog: sounds like a good day |
| 00:39.07 | beandog | aye |
| 00:39.16 | beandog | if I can figure out how to fit a mini fridge in my car. |
| 00:39.38 | ninnypants | shouldn't be that hard it's mini after all ;p |
| 00:39.49 | beandog | well, this one is more like half a fridge |
| 00:39.52 | beandog | its like 4x4x4 |
| 00:40.36 | beandog | okay thats an exaggeration |
| 00:40.37 | beandog | it is big though |
| 00:40.38 | herlo | beandog: under your desk :) |
| 00:40.50 | beandog | I thought about that |
| 00:40.57 | herlo | beandog: mine is about 4x4x4 |
| 00:41.14 | herlo | I think I got it home by putting it in the back seat of my car at the time |
| 00:44.13 | ninnypants | beandog doesn't have back doors to his car |
| 00:44.45 | ninnypants | you could slide your passenger seat all the way back and try that |
| 00:45.17 | herlo | should fit |
| 00:45.29 | herlo | but seriously, beandog, you have got to get some rear doors :) |
| 00:46.59 | beandog | yah |
| 01:07.49 | ninnypants | http://seawitchery.tumblr.com/post/4070384205/i-started-out-clicking-strategically-and-by-the |
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| 02:17.36 | ninnypants | $chuck-fact |
| 02:17.36 | raifbot | Chuck Norris' iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord |
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| 04:53.29 | ninnypants | $chuck-fact |
| 04:53.30 | raifbot | Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly âget out of jail freeâ card. |
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| 05:47.48 | ninnypants | anyone around? |
| 05:49.17 | herlo | why? |
| 05:58.08 | ninnypants | hey herlo |
| 05:58.33 | herlo | ninnypants: whazzup |
| 05:58.55 | ninnypants | I've been getting an error when I use require './php-file.php'; |
| 05:59.03 | ninnypants | says the file doesn't exist |
| 05:59.39 | ninnypants | that should just point to the directory the file doing the require is in right? |
| 06:00.48 | herlo | ninnypants: let me try something |
| 06:05.27 | herlo | ninnypants: k, I got it |
| 06:05.37 | herlo | you can do two things |
| 06:05.59 | ninnypants | oh? |
| 06:06.12 | herlo | echo realpath("../"); <-- that will give you the path you are currently in |
| 06:06.20 | herlo | make sure you are not elsewhere |
| 06:07.16 | herlo | but here's my code: http://fpaste.org/zu8W/ |
| 06:07.19 | herlo | works just fine |
| 06:09.09 | ninnypants | hmm guess it's coming from wherever the file doing the very first inclue/require is |
| 06:09.22 | ninnypants | makes sense I was thinking I had that working in the past |
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| 14:40.51 | herlo | mindjuju: just for you: http://www.somethingofthatilk.com/index.php?id=178 |
| 14:41.23 | herlo | oh, I should say, guaranteed 100% no Rebecca Black |
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| 15:01.41 | carmony | herlo: you use puppet? |
| 15:11.02 | herlo | carmony: why, yes, I do |
| 15:11.19 | herlo | or why, yes I do |
| 15:11.27 | herlo | or why yes, I do |
| 15:11.31 | herlo | take your pick :) |
| 15:11.32 | carmony | lol |
| 15:11.39 | carmony | I'm starting to check it out |
| 15:12.00 | herlo | carmony: it's pretty rad, don't let DexterTheDragon convert you to chef though :) |
| 15:12.02 | carmony | I'd love to have deployment and management scripts |
| 15:12.11 | carmony | lol, chef eh? |
| 15:12.23 | herlo | carmony: puppet isn't really designed to be for deployment, though it can be used that way |
| 15:12.36 | herlo | many use it as deployment tools |
| 15:12.51 | herlo | chef is a ruby only way of configuration management |
| 15:12.55 | carmony | well, from what I can tell, you can use it as well to manage settings |
| 15:13.06 | carmony | puppet that is |
| 15:13.14 | herlo | yes, configs, settings, packages, services, etc. It's managing the system that puppet is really good at |
| 15:13.22 | herlo | keeping things consistent, or idempotent |
| 15:13.38 | carmony | here is a question for you |
| 15:13.46 | carmony | how do you manage ssh-keys? |
| 15:13.56 | carmony | lets say I have 10 servers |
| 15:14.06 | herlo | well, let's back up a bit |
| 15:14.09 | carmony | lol, ok |
| 15:14.19 | herlo | those servers, do they have a particular set of roles? |
| 15:14.30 | carmony | yeah |
| 15:14.35 | herlo | because probably what you'll want to do is define roles, then assign machines to each role |
| 15:15.04 | herlo | and for each role, you can manage ssh-keys. We did it by just having several different files, one for each role |
| 15:15.14 | herlo | you can then have it be overridden for a particular machine if you like |
| 15:15.19 | herlo | even if it's in the role |
| 15:15.24 | carmony | ok |
| 15:15.57 | herlo | in puppet 2.7, they've changed a few things, so I need to brush up. But I doubt it's too different |
| 15:16.45 | carmony | how do you control all of the "puppeting" that goes on. Do you have a "master" machine that connects and issues manifests to the other machines? |
| 15:16.57 | herlo | yes, there's a puppetmaster and then the puppets |
| 15:17.03 | herlo | it really should be called marionette, but hey |
| 15:17.15 | herlo | I don't think people could spell, or something |
| 15:17.47 | carmony | haha, yeah |
| 15:17.49 | herlo | the puppetmaster runs every 30 minutes and if changes happened to the puppet code, it will then go out and apply those changes to the appropriate machines |
| 15:18.25 | herlo | 30 minutes is configurable, or you can run it by hand or cron job on each machine. |
| 15:18.45 | herlo | the puppetmaster sometimes takes up a lot of cpu, so I know many just run puppetd as a cron job |
| 15:18.59 | carmony | yeah |
| 15:19.33 | carmony | for Dating DNA we're going to be moving to a new configuration (hopefully) |
| 15:19.47 | herlo | if you like, it's something I do as part of work for Purple Atom. I'd be happy to consult :) |
| 15:19.47 | carmony | load balancer, 2 PHP web servers and a static web server |
| 15:20.29 | herlo | I manage 100+ servers with puppet at backcountry. 10-30 should be much simpler... |
| 15:20.40 | carmony | lol, yeah, totally |
| 15:20.56 | carmony | what rate do you charge? I could get a budget from DDNA :P |
| 15:20.58 | herlo | s/manage/managed/ |
| 15:21.06 | herlo | carmony: pm |
| 15:21.19 | herlo | my normal rate is $150/hr |
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| 16:16.19 | josephscott | $chuck-fact |
| 16:16.19 | raifbot | Chuck Norrisâ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye. |
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| 16:20.37 | ninnypants | $chuck-fact |
| 16:20.37 | raifbot | Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana |
| 16:27.35 | josephscott | $weather 84092 |
| 16:27.36 | raifbot | josephscott - current weather for 84092 - Flurries 34f / 1c Humidity: 92% Wind: N at 0 mph |
| 16:29.00 | ninnypants | $weather |
| 16:29.01 | raifbot | ninnypants you need to tell me where, like: $weather Sandy, UT |
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| 16:30.03 | ninnypants | josephscott: can you get the IP of the person that is calling the command? |
| 16:31.02 | josephscott | could probably do something like that, but won't help for people using a proxy |
| 16:31.36 | ninnypants | true |
| 16:31.59 | ninnypants | thought it might be cool to use a geo location api to grab the weather |
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