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01:03.35josephscott$chuck-fact
01:03.35raifbotChuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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02:04.12brasto~chuckfact
02:04.12ibotThere is no chin under Chuck Norris Beard. There is only another fist
02:04.26brasto$chuck-fact
02:04.26raifbotDarth Vader dresses up as Chuck Norris for Halloween.
02:07.14brasto$chuck-fact
02:07.14raifbotChuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes
02:16.29brasto$chuck-fact
02:16.29raifbotChuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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03:15.17brasto$chuck-fact
03:15.17raifbotChuck Norris' iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord
03:18.26brasto$chuck-fact
03:18.26raifbotWhen Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
03:18.45brasto$chuck-fact
03:18.45raifbotChuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
03:19.00brasto$chuck-fact
03:19.01raifbotChuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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03:32.58brasto$chuck-fact
03:32.59raifbotWhen the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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07:08.06kingsolany mod_rewrite junkies awake?
07:14.51kingsolutahcon: no love brother?
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13:45.26Heartsbanemindjuju: did you get my email?
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15:09.50Utah_Dave<sarcasm>Ooh, fun. I get to spend the day programming in PerfectScript!!</sarcasm>
15:10.14mgeary...as in WordPerfect..?
15:11.02Utah_Davemgeary: Yep!!
15:13.07eggyknapwow...
15:15.51Utah_DaveIt's not bad for simple things, but we have this huge corpus of macros and "programs" all written in perfectscript.
15:16.10Utah_DaveI wish I could just replace it with python.
15:27.23mgearythat would be awesome
15:27.32mgearyi used to write WP scripts at Novell
15:27.36mgeary...back in '95
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16:21.57mgearyhey, i've read (ages ago) about ways to set up sshd so that each failed attempt imposes a logrithmically-longer delay (from that client?) before the next attempt is allowed. Has anyone ever set something like this up before?
16:24.35mindjujuyou know mgeary, once upon a time, a LONG time ago, stderr gave an awesome talk about protecting your server using iptables
16:24.56DexterTheDragonmgeary: fail2ban
16:25.04mindjujuwhere he talked about port knocking and stuff like that, i think i remember him saying something about securing sshd
16:25.41mgearyyeah
16:25.55mindjujumy google search isn't finding anything, srry
16:26.39mindjujuthat looks cool DtD
16:27.49DexterTheDragonmgeary: this might be what your looking for http://linux.die.net/man/3/pam_fail_delay
16:27.57mindjujuand probably a lot better than just locking down sshd for yrs just cause a punk came by with nothing better to do
16:28.25macnewboldhttp://serverfault.com/questions/238163/sshd-config-adding-a-delay-between-login-attempts
16:28.48macnewboldhttp://fixunix.com/ssh/74337-delay-between-failed-login-attempts-openssh.html
16:29.12mindjujuthat's awesome macnewbold
16:29.22macnewboldman pam_faildelay(8)
16:29.28macnewbold<PROTECTED>
16:29.54mgearycool. i'll check those out. i've never had much luck messing around with PAM
16:30.19macnewboldhttp://answers.google.com/answers/threadview/id/557342.html
16:31.35macnewboldthose were just what i found quickly with googling sshd attempt delay
16:31.45macnewboldmany mentioned fail2ban too
16:31.52macnewboldlike dtd said
16:32.00mgearyyeah, i've found some of those as well. was mostly curious if anyone here had any first-hand experience with anything like this
16:32.19DexterTheDragonmgeary: I loves me some fail2ban
16:35.24mindjujuwow, this is funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfX4WcFcSGo
16:35.34mindjujuspanish announcer freaks out during in basketball game
16:36.12mindjujuthat's funny stuff
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16:42.16Utah_Dave"Dime que no estoy sonando!!!  Dime que no estoy sonando!!! Dime que no estoy sonando!!! Dime que no estoy sonando!!!"
16:42.19Utah_Davehilarious
16:42.33mindjujui know, wasn't it?
16:42.41mindjujusounds like the guy lost his voice there at the end
16:42.47Utah_DaveI think he stopped breathing!
16:42.49Utah_Dave:)
16:43.55Utah_DaveThat was a pretty amazing 3 right there at the end, too.
16:52.41brasto$chuck-fact
16:52.41raifbotChuck Norris was in all 6 Star Wars movies............... As The Force.
16:53.13brastoit would seem that raifbot has more chuckfacts than ibot does.
16:53.20brastoraifbot, bark
16:53.27brasto$bark
16:53.33brastoibot, bark
16:53.33ibotACTION barks, like a rabid dog.
16:53.50brastobut ibot knows how to bark
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16:55.24brastoraifbot, eat chicken
16:55.31brastoibot, eat chicken
16:55.32ibotACTION slurps up all the chicken available
16:55.42brastoand ibot knows how to eat
16:56.03brastoraifbot, wake up
16:56.20brastoibot knows how to wake up
16:56.36brastoibot, wake up
16:56.36ibotACTION throws a barrel-full of ice water on up and shouts "GOOD MORNING!!!!"
16:56.54stderr-Man, when did I give that iptables talk?  I think it was a co-talk with bigdog about 6 years ago
17:04.22mindjuju@stderr, yeah, it was a LONG time ago
17:04.51mindjujui think mgeary found his answer though
17:05.02mindjujulooking at the command for IPtable, it looked quite simple, actually
17:07.54mindjujudon't all drives in a RAID have to be identical ?
17:08.31fungusno, but it's recommended.
17:09.09fungusOtherwise all drives are only used as much as the smallest drive in the set.
17:10.05funguseg. 1 * 500GB + 5 * 2TB, is the same as 6 * 500 GB drives.
17:10.55mindjujuwow
17:12.42influxHello hello.
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19:05.33romanovicanyone else not able to load twitter?
19:07.24redroyloads for me
19:09.11thebigdog~seen wps
19:09.16ibotwps <~wps@76.8.223.101> was last seen on IRC in channel #uphpu, 20h 31m 34s ago, saying: 'I just consult as a sole proprietorship '.
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19:09.56mindjujusup thebigdog
19:10.07thebigdognot much mindjuju
19:12.22romanovicredroy: hmm, its me then :/
19:12.28romanoviclocation issue
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20:02.28Heartsbanemindjuju: ping
20:02.44mindjujuyo
20:02.52mindjuju@heartsbane^^
20:03.17Heartsbanedid you get that email I sent you on monday?
20:03.27mindjujuabout planet?
20:03.30Heartsbaneya
20:03.45HeartsbaneI got a developer chewing my ear off cause he wants on
20:04.01HeartsbaneDamn clown is getting pretty geeked up about it
20:04.11mindjujuyup, saw it
20:04.15Heartsbanek
20:20.38mindjujuwho here runs mediawiki
20:21.03mindjujui'm trying to remember the upgrade path, if i recall, it's backup the settings file, install new over old, restore settings = joy
20:38.43fungusI run mediawiki, but haven't upgraded in a few years
21:07.43mgearymindjuju: yeah, that's pretty much the case
21:10.17mgearywho here has an Android phone?
21:10.24mindjujui do
21:10.47mgearydo i assume correctly that Android has a maps app similar to that on the iphone?
21:11.10mindjujuyou mean like a navigation GPS app?
21:11.17mindjujuor just browsing to maps.google.com?
21:11.25mgearythe former
21:11.40jsmithmgeary: Yes, Google Maps is usually pre-loaded on the phone, but can be downloaded/upgraded via the Android market
21:11.52jsmithmgeary: That includes turn-by-turn navigation as well :-)
21:11.53mindjujuthere is a navigation GPS app
21:15.05mindjujujsmith 's phone smells, mine rocks the casbah
21:15.27jsmithmindjuju: Yeah, but I'm cheap :-P
21:15.30mgearyokay, so use case-- if i google for: outback steakhouse orem utah, i get some results that include a "Get Directions" button. clicking on this button launches into the map app and pulls up the location
21:16.35mgearywhat is the Android experience there?
21:16.41jsmithmgeary: From my phone, I tap the microphone icon and say "navigate to outback steakhouse, orem ut" and it gives me turn-by-turn directions :-p
21:16.50DexterTheDragonmgeary: web links that point to maps.google.com will prompt to open in browser or maps app
21:17.36mindjujui wish i had a red beret - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ
21:18.03jsmithmgeary: Check out http://www.google.com/mobile/navigation/
21:19.54Utah_Davemgeary: it pretty much rocks.
21:20.14mgearyDexterTheDragon: that is what i was after, thank you
21:22.03DexterTheDragonall these fanboys going nuts over their navigation
21:22.46mindjujuhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy3fJ8Nmzyw
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21:36.49Heartsbanewhy does jsmith's phone smell?
21:37.14mindjujuhave you seen where he keeps it?
21:37.36mindjujurofl
21:37.40Heartsbaneforget I asked
21:38.31HeartsbaneBTW using ClockworkMod right now flashing my phone back to CyanogenMod v.7.RC2
22:01.33mgearyheh
22:02.59mgearywhile i agree with trevyn's approach to dev environment, he could have used less condescending language. I don't think anyone has cause to question wps' programming creds
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22:08.35PoeticIntensityYa know...  I think google was created by superman himself.
22:08.43PoeticIntensityregardless of what historical facts indicate.
22:24.22PoeticIntensityman... I just cannot keep up with the UPHPU stream today...  This place is *poppin'*!
22:24.34PoeticIntensity~rlart
22:24.34ibotcats /dev/urandom into fungus's ear
22:24.40PoeticIntensityuh oh...
22:26.40stderr-fungus's ear is fairly harmless.
22:28.19fungusWhat was that?
22:29.35stderr-you only have one ear device?!
22:29.58fungusYup, mono only  :(
22:29.58stderr-well ok then, van Gogh.
22:32.55PoeticIntensity~roulette
22:32.55ibotACTION watches poeticintensity pull the trigger:  Click!
22:32.59PoeticIntensitywhew.
22:33.01PoeticIntensity~rlart
22:33.02ibotflings poo at optikal
22:33.21PoeticIntensityI love flinging.
22:35.51DexterTheDragon~roulette
22:35.51ibotACTION watches dexterthedragon pull the trigger:  Click!
22:36.53mgeary~rlart
22:36.53ibotstrangles dharmatech with a doohicky mouse cord
22:47.04josephscott~say $rlart
22:47.05ibot$rlart
22:47.05raifbotgives herlo a good seeing to.
22:48.26mgearya seeing to??
22:48.28mgearyreally??
22:48.40PoeticIntensitythat was rough.
22:48.51PoeticIntensityI wouldn't be surprised if poor herlo is now suicidal.
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22:52.32herloPoeticIntensity: seriously!
22:52.41PoeticIntensity:) hehe...
22:52.44herloI thought would be too, but then realized it's just a bot! :)
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23:00.40SunSparc~rlart
23:00.40ibotpries cycokilr's back open with a screwdriver and flashes a new bootldr to cycokilr
23:00.47SunSparc:)
23:09.22mindjujuon a linux box, if there is a system error that is occuring, would that be recorded to /var/log/messages
23:09.24mindjuju<PROTECTED>
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23:11.27fungusShould, yes.  
23:12.12cycokilrunless the system error is that /var/log/messages is read-only ;)
23:14.15herlocycokilr: you have to be root
23:15.04cycokilrno i mean read-only like the filesystem is mounted read-only so syslog can't write to it..
23:15.15herloahh
23:15.22herloas root, mount -o /
23:15.26herlooops
23:15.29herloas root, mount -o remount /
23:15.41cycokilryep
23:15.44cycokilrif you trust it
23:16.38herlotrust what?
23:17.22cycokilrthe system.. if linux thought there was a problem serious enough to remount the root filesystem as ro.. might want to figure out why before remounting as rw..
23:17.24cycokilr;)
23:17.26cycokilrjust to be safe
23:17.35cycokilrand so you don't break things more..
23:17.37herloheh
23:20.31cycokilrunless it's a 3 year old server with reiser filesystems.. i had one of those that would remount ro about once a week. never did figure out why.. ended up just building a new system and migrating the applications & data over.
23:21.00cycokilrit was probably mad about Hans going to jail or something.
23:23.35fungusheh, killyourwifefs
23:27.49cycokilrtoo bad.. she was pretty hot.

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