| 00:01.02 | macnewbold | it gets worse the later it gets |
| 00:01.09 | macnewbold | at 5/6 it's pretty good |
| 00:01.21 | macnewbold | but it fills in as the evening goes on |
| 00:01.38 | macnewbold | i'm headed down there in just a sec, should be there in about 30 minutes |
| 00:01.52 | macnewbold | josephscott: novell? |
| 00:02.15 | josephscott | thought mindjuju mentioned something about you and novell |
| 00:03.02 | macnewbold | must have said "novel" |
| 00:03.10 | macnewbold | either about something i invented, or one of my emails |
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| 00:06.55 | macnewbold | fwiw, utahcon is already there if someone's going really early |
| 00:07.15 | macnewbold | see y'all soon! |
| 00:10.52 | carmony | mindjuju: hey |
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| 15:53.16 | beandog | mo'nin |
| 15:54.53 | beandog | anonyone got an extra lcd monitor? |
| 15:54.53 | influx | Mornin', beandog. |
| 15:54.56 | mindjuju | morning beandog |
| 15:55.01 | beandog | influx, hows the mysql coming |
| 15:55.37 | beandog | mindjuju, you got any more xboxes you wanna get rid of? the guy looking at mine said mine is bricked. :C |
| 15:55.38 | beandog | go me. |
| 15:56.01 | beandog | I gotta find one on KSL |
| 15:57.04 | mindjuju | sorry to hear that, I really didn't think there was any recovery :( |
| 15:58.12 | influx | beandog: It went well, actually. I've been working on the PHP that will work with the data the query returns. |
| 15:58.26 | beandog | right on |
| 15:58.39 | beandog | find some good classes that make fetching data asnap |
| 15:58.42 | beandog | *a snap |
| 15:58.48 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 15:58.49 | raifbot | Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. |
| 15:58.52 | beandog | lol |
| 15:59.02 | DexterTheDragon | ~dtdhit Utah_Dave |
| 15:59.02 | ibot | ACTION stikes at Utah_Dave with the honorable scorpion punch causing a very bad flesh wound! |
| 15:59.43 | influx | $8ball Turn it up? |
| 15:59.43 | raifbot | influx - Without a doubt. |
| 15:59.46 | influx | \m/ |
| 15:59.57 | beandog | DexterTheDragon, any conferences today? |
| 15:59.59 | Utah_Dave | ~tunafart DexterTheDragon |
| 16:00.00 | ibot | ACTION eats a week-old tuna sandwich with relish and walks over to DexterTheDragon, leg raised, to let 'em rip. |
| 16:00.13 | beandog | heh |
| 16:00.16 | beandog | best. lart. evar. |
| 16:00.48 | beandog | okay, I need to find some "don't fall asleep on me" music |
| 16:00.50 | DexterTheDragon | beandog: at the mountain west ruby conf |
| 16:01.17 | beandog | the soundtrack to annie should do it |
| 16:01.20 | beandog | DexterTheDragon, right on man |
| 16:01.25 | beandog | DexterTheDragon, steal some schwag |
| 16:04.57 | beandog | http://vimeo.com/21119709 |
| 16:04.59 | beandog | awesome animation |
| 16:06.23 | beandog | DexterTheDragon, http://settlement.arc.nasa.gov/70sArt/art.html |
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| 16:23.42 | beandog | http://us.playstation.com/support/answer/index.htm?a_id=1488 |
| 16:23.44 | beandog | wow thats cool |
| 16:23.49 | beandog | now I can brick my PS3 too |
| 16:25.49 | macnewbold | beandog: thanks again for the presentation last night - pretty awesome imho |
| 16:26.03 | beandog | macnewbold, oh thanks man. Im just glad only one person fell asleep |
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| 16:28.03 | influx | Oh, crud. I missed the meeting. |
| 16:28.10 | macnewbold | i didn't see the sleeper |
| 16:28.11 | influx | I totes could have gone too. |
| 16:28.19 | macnewbold | i had some yawns but not due to the presentation :) |
| 16:28.22 | influx | What did you cover, beandog? |
| 16:28.31 | beandog | influx, ripping and encoding dvds in linux |
| 16:28.33 | macnewbold | newborns lead to lack of sleep and overall fatigue |
| 16:28.39 | influx | Cool beans. |
| 16:29.33 | influx | macnewbold: That's because newborns are human soul shards. The kid is absorbing your essence. |
| 16:30.10 | influx | Hmm. Sounded different in my head. |
| 16:30.29 | Utah_Dave | :) |
| 16:30.53 | beandog | influx, heh thas awesome |
| 16:31.43 | influx | :) |
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| 16:41.55 | mgeary | going skiing tomorrow, woot |
| 16:42.34 | dharmatech | anyone going to utah code camp? |
| 16:42.47 | influx | wazzat |
| 16:42.59 | dharmatech | http://www.utahcodecamp.com/ |
| 16:43.24 | influx | *click* |
| 16:43.26 | dharmatech | not sure what to expect, but there's an erlang presentation and a scaling talk. |
| 16:44.28 | josephscott | dharmatech: went a couple of times, vast majority of people were all microsoft all the time |
| 16:44.29 | dharmatech | distributed systems, in the architecture track |
| 16:44.46 | dharmatech | josephscott: yeah, was afraid of that w/all the .not/c# talks |
| 16:45.06 | josephscott | basically all the non-microsoft sessions were very small, little attention the few times I went |
| 16:45.14 | wps | arrrg |
| 16:45.37 | wps | my company has decided that only facebook users will be able to participate in our charity event |
| 16:45.46 | influx | >< |
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| 16:45.57 | wps | that really bothers me |
| 16:46.15 | wps | I won't be able to participate in the event that I am building the site for |
| 16:46.22 | josephscott | obviously anyone not using fb isn't charitable |
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| 16:48.39 | beandog | I read that as framebuffer and was like ... whut? |
| 16:50.40 | macnewbold | wps: very curious now - why only facebook users? |
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| 16:55.59 | mindjuju | ~ping carmony |
| 16:55.59 | ibot | pong carmony |
| 16:57.25 | wps | their rationale is that the purpose of the event is two-fold: raise money and raise facebook users |
| 16:57.59 | wps | we lost all our facebook fans when we changed our name |
| 16:58.16 | wps | (facebook doens't let you change your account name like Twitter does, so we had to create a brand new account) |
| 16:58.29 | wps | we had a lot of facebook fans and they want them back |
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| 16:59.14 | wps | there is some logic to itâ¦Â a company with tens or hundreds of thousands of facebook fans has a certain level of legitimacy |
| 16:59.39 | wps | I have nothing against integrating FB into our projectâ¦Â I just don't like making it a requirement |
| 16:59.53 | beandog | Especially for a third-party company that is so arbitrary in their policies. |
| 17:00.04 | beandog | Facebook is like the future ebay. |
| 17:00.29 | wps | Facebook is AOL |
| 17:00.39 | beandog | wps, oh noes ... that's true, isn't it. |
| 17:00.43 | beandog | now I feel dirty. |
| 17:00.51 | wps | it's straight up true |
| 17:01.10 | wps | 2000: "find us on AOL, keyword barnes and noble" |
| 17:01.17 | beandog | oh man |
| 17:01.20 | beandog | it's true! |
| 17:01.20 | wps | 2010: find us on facebook/barnesandnoble |
| 17:01.24 | beandog | "Like us on Facebook" |
| 17:01.27 | wps | WHY??? |
| 17:01.35 | wps | why not go to barnesandnoble.com??? |
| 17:01.38 | wps | drives me crazy! |
| 17:01.58 | josephscott | I've always found it interesting that large companies are so willing to surrender the management of their image to someone else (AOL, FB, etc.) |
| 17:01.59 | beandog | wps, yah .. that doesnt make sense |
| 17:02.07 | beandog | let's drive all our traffic to a third party! |
| 17:02.11 | wps | exactly, josephscott |
| 17:02.26 | beandog | josephscott, well, have you SEEN B&Ns site? |
| 17:02.28 | beandog | it's a disaster. |
| 17:02.52 | wps | at least we are hosting the contest on our own site this year and just promoting it on facebook |
| 17:02.54 | josephscott | yep |
| 17:02.57 | wps | last year, the entire event was on FB |
| 17:03.53 | josephscott | this would be like general mills telling everyone to go to savemart.com to find out more about cheerios |
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| 17:04.13 | wps | I was at SXSW last week and I swear that I was the only one there (out of 36K attendees) that didn't have a FB or Twitter account |
| 17:04.15 | beandog | who goes on the web to find out more about cheerios anyway |
| 17:04.23 | beandog | wps, you're not on twitter? |
| 17:04.27 | beandog | twitter = awesome |
| 17:04.43 | wps | twitter = a neat technology for communicating quickly, but a big waste of time |
| 17:04.54 | wps | I have nothing against twitterâ¦Â but I find no value in it |
| 17:05.24 | beandog | I have an infographic just for you |
| 17:05.24 | beandog | :D |
| 17:05.29 | beandog | the 5 stages of twitter |
| 17:05.33 | beandog | you're in "indifference" |
| 17:05.57 | josephscott | is one of the stages down time? |
| 17:06.12 | influx | Oh no. |
| 17:06.17 | beandog | oh snap |
| 17:06.18 | influx | I have something for you guys, if you don't mind potty humor. |
| 17:06.24 | wps | I think that it's cool how Twitter has helped in some recent natural disasters, but otherwise, I think that people need to put their computers/phones down and go outsideâ¦Â or go read a book |
| 17:06.28 | influx | A friend of mine shared it the other day. |
| 17:06.34 | wps | we spend too much time doing things of little or no value |
| 17:06.47 | influx | http://i.imgur.com/YJzth.jpg |
| 17:07.03 | influx | wps: Yes. |
| 17:07.07 | influx | I feel the same way. |
| 17:07.09 | wps | ha ha ha ha |
| 17:07.16 | wps | that's awesome, influx |
| 17:07.26 | influx | Yeah. I chuckled. |
| 17:09.08 | SunSparc | influx: lol |
| 17:09.45 | fungus | and IRC is where you mock others that pee. |
| 17:09.53 | josephscott | influx: you should tweet that ;-) |
| 17:09.53 | wps | indeed :) |
| 17:10.20 | influx | Heh. |
| 17:10.51 | influx | fungus: :D |
| 17:18.22 | mindjuju | i'm going to take everything i learned from yesterday's awesome UPHPU meeting, brought to you by Beandog!(tm), and apply that new voodoo to this one disc i have |
| 17:18.57 | wps | how'd the meeting go with those two guys that wanted to talk about their businesses? |
| 17:19.07 | SunSparc | fungus: Yep, IRC is for those elite Internet users |
| 17:19.19 | mindjuju | one stayed for 2 minutes, the other for like half an hour |
| 17:19.40 | Utah_Dave | wps: I thought they were fine. |
| 17:20.11 | SunSparc | Oh yeah, how did that go last night, beandog? I was sad that I could not make it. |
| 17:20.50 | wps | good, Utah_Dave |
| 17:20.54 | beandog | SunSparc, I just pretty much rambled the whole time |
| 17:20.59 | mindjuju | @sunsparc, it was a great preso on maximizing your consumer rights by getting full utilization of something you bought |
| 17:21.05 | wps | I was just nervous about the meeting being a big solicitation |
| 17:21.36 | SunSparc | beandog, mindjuju: sweet |
| 17:21.52 | SunSparc | Any mention of Handbrake? |
| 17:22.13 | mindjuju | less than half, but that was the cool part |
| 17:22.27 | mindjuju | we talked using other tools about all the components |
| 17:22.37 | wps | http://www.underconsideration.com/brandnew/archives/chrome_loses_volume.php |
| 17:22.38 | mindjuju | and then he mashed it all together using handbrake |
| 17:22.59 | SunSparc | mindjuju: cool |
| 17:23.00 | wps | I always thought that the old one was too glossy and too 3D |
| 17:23.04 | wps | it looked like Simon |
| 17:23.17 | wps | (the slap the buttons game) |
| 17:23.48 | jsmith | wps: 2D is the new 3D :-p |
| 17:24.22 | mindjuju | i love how tmobile is doing Apple like commercials |
| 17:24.40 | wps | they seem kind of unoriginal to me |
| 17:25.03 | mindjuju | @wps, forgot to put the sarcasm tag with my last comment |
| 17:25.10 | wps | ah |
| 17:29.12 | beandog | http://wonkabar.org/2011/03/18/uphpu-presentation-ripping-dvds/ |
| 17:29.23 | beandog | SunSparc, that should cover most of it ^^ |
| 17:29.59 | SunSparc | good job beandog |
| 17:30.09 | beandog | thx |
| 17:30.14 | dharmatech | beandog: nice. |
| 17:30.30 | beandog | I skipped over some of the more monotonous details in my writeup |
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| 17:37.55 | macnewbold | awesome |
| 17:39.06 | influx | wonkabar? |
| 17:39.08 | influx | Sweet. |
| 17:39.57 | mindjuju | in fact, i thought last night was flawless, were it not for josephscotts faux pas |
| 17:40.30 | beandog | influx, :) |
| 17:40.50 | beandog | I have that and spaceparanoids.org |
| 17:40.54 | beandog | props to Willy Wonka and TRON |
| 17:41.04 | SunSparc | great domain name |
| 17:41.04 | beandog | That'd make a good mashup. |
| 17:41.14 | beandog | Charlie and the Master Control Program |
| 17:41.16 | mindjuju | i mean, really, actually suggesting that Willy Wonka and the acid factory with Gene Wilder could in any way compare to Charlie and the choco factory with Johnny Depp |
| 17:41.35 | influx | :D |
| 17:42.10 | josephscott | mindjuju: you are right of course, that was an insult to gene wilder and company |
| 17:42.32 | josephscott | their version was so much better admitting that there was any other is just wrong |
| 17:42.50 | mindjuju | rofl |
| 17:44.06 | SunSparc | josephscott: I tentatively agree, only because I have not seen the new version. |
| 17:44.16 | beandog | they are both awesome |
| 17:44.18 | SunSparc | But I love the old one. |
| 17:45.09 | josephscott | instead of redoing a classic they should have just made a movie out of the great glass elevator |
| 17:45.19 | beandog | THAT would be awesome. |
| 17:46.10 | mindjuju | willy wonka and the acid fact DIDN'T have deep roy, that's an instant -10 coolness |
| 17:47.39 | josephscott | look, Tim Burton has a habit of making the same movie every couple of years, he just changes the title some of the actors and re-uses the same music |
| 17:47.50 | beandog | ~shun josephscott |
| 17:47.50 | ibot | You are dead to me, josephscott. |
| 17:47.56 | mindjuju | how rude! |
| 17:48.39 | beandog | wow, dude. karma fail. |
| 17:48.42 | josephscott | they can be fun movies, but lets just say you can spot a Tim Burton (and Danny Elfman) movie about four solar systems awaya |
| 17:48.51 | beandog | I'm not inviting you to my Willy Wonka birthday party. |
| 17:49.10 | josephscott | s/awaya/away/ |
| 17:49.11 | mindjuju | and for the record, i have nearly every elfman OST |
| 17:49.29 | beandog | I dunno |
| 17:49.31 | beandog | Mars Attacks ... |
| 17:49.43 | beandog | Planet of the Apes |
| 17:49.50 | beandog | Not typical Burton |
| 17:50.14 | mindjuju | +1 beandog |
| 17:51.17 | josephscott | maybe elfman wasn't available to do the sound track for those :-) |
| 17:51.44 | jsmith | josephscott: FWIW, I met a bunch of your Automattic friends at SXSW |
| 17:52.04 | josephscott | jsmith: one of them mentioned something about a costume ;-) |
| 17:52.27 | jsmith | josephscott: Yes, I was all dressed up in a Tux costume |
| 17:53.52 | beandog | anyone want a google voice "invite" |
| 17:54.32 | beandog | Real cheap. |
| 17:54.45 | mindjuju | i thought google voice was public ? |
| 17:54.58 | beandog | it is |
| 17:55.05 | beandog | but I still have invites :B |
| 17:55.08 | beandog | silly google. |
| 17:55.15 | mindjuju | :) |
| 17:55.54 | orsonj | heh, I also have 3 invites |
| 17:55.56 | beandog | alright Im off. |
| 17:56.12 | beandog | I wonder if I could sell them on ebay to some poor sap |
| 17:57.02 | influx | Do you think Google would care if I signed up for another Google Voice number? |
| 17:57.14 | influx | I have about eleventy billion gmail addresses. |
| 17:58.02 | influx | Thinking of having one number for business stuff and another for personal things. |
| 17:58.22 | mindjuju | that could be cool |
| 17:59.26 | mindjuju | @influx, i do think they let you route your calls already though |
| 17:59.33 | mindjuju | based on what contact they are in |
| 17:59.53 | mindjuju | so, like for me, I have a contact group called mindjuju, llc |
| 17:59.58 | mindjuju | and it's got my business contacts |
| 18:00.04 | mindjuju | i can route that to ... |
| 18:00.09 | mindjuju | same with my other ones |
| 18:00.28 | influx | Do they allow you to set a default routing? |
| 18:00.48 | influx | Say you want to send a caller straight to voicemail if they're not in any of your contact groups? |
| 18:00.57 | influx | err, a default rule* |
| 18:00.59 | jsmith | josephscott: http://fedorapeople.org/groups/photobooth/9814d8b5-6db3-4ce6-8d61-74d2ad24b09e.jpg |
| 18:01.30 | josephscott | how did you end up being the one in the suit? |
| 18:02.52 | jsmith | josephscott: Because the buck stops here :-p |
| 18:03.13 | jsmith | josephscott: (Or, they said that I'm just a figurehead anyway, so I should be the one to wear the figure head) |
| 18:03.30 | josephscott | jsmith: next time your in town I'm sure mindjuju can hook you up with a nice costume :-) |
| 18:03.41 | jsmith | josephscott: Oh? |
| 18:03.53 | josephscott | mindjuju: tell jsmith where you work now |
| 18:04.01 | macnewbold | hehe |
| 18:04.03 | jsmith | mindjuju owes me a favor, too... |
| 18:04.10 | macnewbold | $chuck-fact |
| 18:04.11 | raifbot | Chuck Norris once stabbed a knife with a human being. |
| 18:06.05 | mindjuju | i work at costume craze |
| 18:06.17 | mindjuju | the bestest costume warehouse in utah |
| 18:07.03 | mindjuju | this could be you jsmith! http://www.costumecraze.com/search.php#searchtext=penguin |
| 18:07.22 | mindjuju | oops, meant to send this |
| 18:07.22 | mindjuju | http://www.costumecraze.com/ANML40.html |
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| 18:08.50 | mindjuju | match made in heaven |
| 18:09.01 | macnewbold | one word: awesome |
| 18:09.37 | jsmith | mindjuju: Yeah, one of our community guys has that one... I like the one I wore better, as people can't see your face |
| 18:10.55 | mindjuju | @jsmith, fine here you go |
| 18:10.56 | mindjuju | http://www.costumecraze.com/ANML314.html |
| 18:11.39 | jsmith | Mine is still better (and probably warmer) |
| 18:11.58 | jsmith | Luckily we were able to cram a squirrel-cage PC fan into the mouth, and power it with a 9V battery |
| 18:12.03 | jsmith | That helped keep things cool |
| 18:12.40 | mindjuju | well, i guess if you've got to spend days in a costume, you would know which is better |
| 18:20.23 | josephscott | $chuck-fact |
| 18:20.23 | raifbot | Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris |
| 18:22.46 | influx | The dark sleeps with a night life because it's afraid of Chuck Norris. Heh. |
| 18:23.02 | influx | s/night light/night life/ |
| 18:23.15 | influx | test |
| 18:23.20 | influx | s/moo/test/ |
| 18:23.26 | influx | foo |
| 18:23.28 | influx | s/bar/foo/ |
| 18:23.34 | influx | |o| |
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| 18:31.06 | synic | whoa, y'all collected a few people |
| 18:32.01 | mindjuju | sup synic |
| 18:32.16 | mindjuju | did i hear right, you're applying at google? |
| 18:32.38 | synic | Have my third interview on the 28th |
| 18:32.44 | mindjuju | THAT IS SO AWESOME! |
| 18:33.04 | synic | haha, yeah |
| 18:33.11 | synic | I'm pretty stoked/nervous |
| 18:33.46 | mindjuju | can you maybe see about putting me on a permanent list of approved beta users? |
| 18:33.53 | mindjuju | i'd be willing to test out ANYTHING! |
| 18:35.00 | synic | lol, I'll see what I can do |
| 18:35.11 | synic | I have no idea what kind of power a google employee has |
| 18:35.17 | synic | other than "master of the universe", of course |
| 18:35.26 | mindjuju | that's too cool |
| 18:36.50 | synic | I take it you were talking to xilch? |
| 18:37.10 | mindjuju | yeah, he was at uphpu last night for beandog's preso on ripping DVDs |
| 18:37.23 | mindjuju | him and tierra |
| 18:37.27 | synic | oh nice |
| 18:37.35 | synic | I miss Utah, hah |
| 18:38.02 | mindjuju | :) |
| 18:38.08 | mgeary | synic: the VP of HR at Google is an old college buddy of mine... |
| 18:38.35 | mgeary | http://www.linkedin.com/pub/laszlo-bock/8/234/114 |
| 18:38.45 | synic | mgeary: oh yeah? Tell him I'll buy him some beer if he's willing to skip all this rigmarole |
| 18:41.04 | synic | always could use more of both of those |
| 18:42.22 | josephscott | mgeary: you went to Yale!? |
| 18:42.32 | mgeary | josephscott: Pomona College |
| 18:42.36 | josephscott | oh |
| 18:43.51 | mgeary | you sound so disappointed |
| 18:54.36 | wps | wahoo |
| 18:54.46 | wps | the AP stylebook finally changed "e-mail" to "email" |
| 18:58.40 | josephscott | I was going to ask how you went from Yale to webdev |
| 18:58.42 | jsmith | wps: Wow, there is a slim hope for humanity then... |
| 19:14.10 | influx | Heh. |
| 19:14.39 | influx | electronic mail |
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| 19:58.25 | influx | "Then we have some really scary homeless people who come in and listen to death metal really loudly on the Bose speakers." |
| 19:58.29 | influx | http://www.popularmechanics.com/print-this/confessions-of-an-apple-store-employee?page=all |
| 19:58.46 | influx | I loled at the death metal part. |
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| 20:29.34 | SunSparc | influx: Funny article |
| 20:38.41 | carmony | setup my first replication system last night w/ mysql |
| 20:38.45 | carmony | was surprisingly easy |
| 20:39.00 | orsonj | hehe, ncaa boss button |
| 20:39.02 | carmony | now I'm just trying to figure out how to monitor it to make sure it still works |
| 20:39.08 | synic | setting it up is the easy part |
| 20:39.32 | josephscott | carmony: replication lag time |
| 20:39.40 | carmony | well, its for backing up |
| 20:40.17 | josephscott | do you want to be behind? |
| 20:40.34 | carmony | well, right now our backup strategy takes the site down for 30 minutes |
| 20:40.39 | carmony | once a night |
| 20:41.15 | josephscott | seriously!? |
| 20:41.20 | carmony | yeah |
| 20:41.22 | carmony | big db |
| 20:41.25 | synic | carmony: be sure to tweak the expire_log_days and max_minlog_size |
| 20:41.27 | josephscott | ouch, that is bad |
| 20:41.40 | synic | cause when replication barfs, and it will, you want to have enough time to get it going again |
| 20:41.57 | synic | or you have to start all over again |
| 20:42.01 | josephscott | I'd still watch replication lag, you may discover that you are making backups of data that is three days old :-) |
| 20:42.08 | carmony | oh yeah |
| 20:42.56 | synic | that's how we monitor it, running state and the lag |
| 20:43.15 | synic | even with a largish database, the lag doesn't ever get very high |
| 20:43.59 | josephscott | we struggle with lag for some DBs, usually when they are doing 2500+ row operations per second though |
| 20:44.17 | josephscott | about half of those are usually updates, roughly |
| 20:44.23 | SunSparc | influx: Are you on Twitter? I want to give you credit when I tweet that link. |
| 20:44.45 | fungus | http://www.logix.cz/michal/devel/nagios/check-mysql-slave.pl |
| 20:45.16 | josephscott | fungus: graph the lag time with munin ;-) |
| 20:45.28 | fungus | hehe, that works too. |
| 20:45.43 | fungus | But I like to get paged when my lag time goes over a minute or two |
| 20:45.53 | josephscott | nagios :-) |
| 20:46.42 | josephscott | http://exchange.nagios.org/directory/Plugins/Databases/MySQL/MySQL-Replication-Lag-Time/details |
| 20:46.56 | josephscott | I'm sure there are others similar to that one |
| 20:47.19 | fungus | yup |
| 20:48.10 | fungus | If your slave is used only for backup, you could just build a replication check into your backup script. |
| 20:49.16 | beandog | anybody got an extra monitor |
| 20:49.29 | fungus | I do |
| 20:49.34 | fungus | But it doesn't work... |
| 20:49.37 | fungus | ;) |
| 20:49.40 | beandog | :T |
| 20:50.19 | fungus | If you wanna replace the backlight, you can have it |
| 20:52.31 | beandog | thats okay |
| 20:52.36 | beandog | Im gonna see if I can find one on CL or something |
| 20:53.08 | fungus | Costco often has good deals on them |
| 20:53.17 | beandog | I really dont need anything fancy |
| 20:53.31 | fungus | oh |
| 20:55.13 | beandog | http://imgur.com/GoCRM |
| 20:55.14 | beandog | lol |
| 20:55.21 | beandog | THE original NYC hipster |
| 21:07.25 | influx | SunSparc: Yes, I am. |
| 21:07.28 | influx | @influxmcgee |
| 21:10.16 | beandog | wow, so tired |
| 21:15.10 | SunSparc | ~wake beandog |
| 21:15.10 | ibot | ACTION throws a barrel-full of ice water on beandog and shouts "GOOD MORNING!!!!" |
| 21:15.23 | beandog | I didnt get home til 2 |
| 21:15.31 | beandog | then I had to be at work at 8 for breakfast |
| 21:16.00 | beandog | SunSparc, see what happens when you respond? |
| 21:16.08 | SunSparc | :) |
| 21:16.40 | SunSparc | Wait did work provide your breakfast? |
| 21:16.52 | fungus | 2? did you have a uphpu after-after-party? |
| 21:17.32 | beandog | I did |
| 21:17.35 | beandog | to both |
| 21:18.28 | beandog | well, driving mostly. |
| 21:19.18 | SunSparc | beandog: What was for breakfast? |
| 21:19.38 | beandog | breakfast sandwiches from Gandolfos |
| 21:19.39 | beandog | so gooood |
| 21:19.51 | SunSparc | Mmmm... |
| 21:20.02 | SunSparc | Worth it |
| 21:20.17 | beandog | those things are like crack |
| 21:20.24 | SunSparc | lol |
| 21:20.29 | josephscott | I think I killed one of my DBs :-( |
| 21:22.27 | macnewbold | the gandolfos breakfast sandwiches are _awesome_ |
| 21:23.14 | beandog | ^5 macnewbold |
| 21:27.15 | influx | $8ball Turn it up? |
| 21:27.15 | raifbot | influx - You may rely on it. |
| 21:27.24 | influx | $8ball Crack open last can of Monster? |
| 21:27.25 | raifbot | influx - It is decidedly so. |
| 21:27.31 | influx | $8ball Metal horns? |
| 21:27.32 | raifbot | influx - Outlook good. |
| 21:28.16 | beandog | lol |
| 21:28.16 | beandog | ~influx++ |
| 21:28.50 | beandog | do you ever wonder if you can fit a usb key up your nose |
| 21:28.58 | beandog | I don't. Anymore. |
| 21:29.09 | fungus | yes |
| 21:29.10 | fungus | you can |
| 21:29.11 | fungus | http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/thumb-drives-storage/a6d9/ |
| 21:31.59 | macnewbold | some gandolfos locations will even do breakfast sandwiches any time of day. those are my _favorite_. the Crew is awesome any time of day |
| 21:32.27 | macnewbold | i just ate lunch and i'm not even close to hungry, but it's still making me crave one... |
| 21:33.17 | macnewbold | beandog: TMI my friend... |
| 21:33.24 | beandog | heh |
| 21:40.46 | beandog | is it time to quit yet? |
| 21:41.03 | beandog | I guess it would be awkward to leave early on my last day, huh. |
| 21:41.17 | SunSparc | nah |
| 21:41.29 | fungus | not really |
| 21:41.36 | fungus | what else are you doing? |
| 21:41.42 | beandog | uh, reading reddit. |
| 21:42.08 | fungus | last days are for cleanup, and documentation. Once ur done w/ that. Just say your goodbyes and go. |
| 21:42.20 | SunSparc | Yep |
| 21:42.21 | beandog | oh yah ... crap ... I better get to wiping my hdd. |
| 21:44.48 | influx | swap it out. |
| 21:45.04 | beandog | I guess I can replace it with this usb stick I put up my nose. |
| 21:45.21 | influx | Ha. |
| 21:48.31 | beandog | okay im seriously tempted to sneak out of here. |
| 21:48.53 | beandog | Maybe I'll just head for the "bathroom" |
| 21:48.55 | fungus | lol, but you can't do that. |
| 21:49.08 | fungus | You have to say goodbye |
| 21:49.25 | beandog | meh |
| 21:49.28 | influx | Heh. |
| 21:49.32 | beandog | stupid social platitudes. |
| 21:49.41 | fungus | Do you really want your last impression to be that jerk that left early? |
| 21:49.43 | wps | I might actually make it into the weekend with am empty inbox |
| 21:49.57 | beandog | fungus, well Ill leave my office light on ... then they just think I stepped out for a second. |
| 21:50.09 | fungus | lol |
| 21:50.11 | influx | A very long second. |
| 21:50.13 | fungus | not good enough |
| 21:50.29 | fungus | You have to make pleasantries, and go out nicely |
| 21:50.58 | influx | *montage* |
| 21:51.01 | fungus | Keep your connections, don't burn bridges sort of thing. |
| 21:51.11 | beandog | Well technically I'm not quitting. |
| 21:51.19 | beandog | I'm just going from full-time to random hourly. |
| 21:53.22 | fungus | heh |
| 21:59.26 | beandog | $8ball is it time for goodbyes |
| 21:59.26 | raifbot | beandog - Cannot predict now. |
| 21:59.32 | beandog | man, that thing hates me. |
| 21:59.45 | beandog | $8ball do you hate me more than the raisins in your cornflakes |
| 21:59.46 | raifbot | beandog - Better not tell you now. |
| 21:59.49 | beandog | buh. |
| 21:59.51 | beandog | avoidant. |
| 22:00.53 | josephscott | $8ball are you torturing beandog ? |
| 22:00.53 | raifbot | josephscott - You may rely on it. |
| 22:01.05 | beandog | :@ |
| 22:01.08 | beandog | the 8ball speaks. |
| 22:12.23 | beandog | http://i.imgur.com/VvdKS.jpg |
| 22:12.59 | beandog | oh my gosh, that's ... awesome. |
| 22:20.48 | fungus | Lame, i was excited to hear about the .xxx TLD, until I learned only the porn industry can apply. |
| 22:22.14 | fungus | $8ball Can I have fungus.xxx |
| 22:22.14 | raifbot | fungus - It is decidedly so. |
| 22:22.28 | fungus | liar. :( |
| 22:27.51 | josephscott | you probably could, but you would have to change jobs |
| 22:28.44 | mindjuju | beandog, that's funny |
| 22:29.23 | mindjuju | $8ball does our VOIP provider even QA their patches before sending them out and causing mayhem? |
| 22:29.23 | raifbot | mindjuju - Very doubtful. |
| 22:29.29 | mindjuju | ...sigh... i agree |
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| 22:31.00 | beandog | $16 for a pci 802.11n wifi card on monoprice |
| 22:31.03 | beandog | that's good, right? |
| 22:31.13 | mindjuju | seems good |
| 22:31.56 | fungus | PCI wifi card? why? just wire it. |
| 22:32.08 | beandog | Im tired of wires. |
| 22:32.24 | beandog | well, im tired of wires running across my living room. |
| 22:32.36 | mindjuju | that's what rugs are for |
| 22:32.45 | fungus | or go around the room |
| 22:33.02 | mindjuju | see that curiously long assortment going lengthways across my living room, yeah, pay that no mind |
| 22:33.09 | beandog | heh |
| 22:33.18 | mindjuju | actually beandog, i cheated |
| 22:33.21 | mindjuju | i'm sad to say |
| 22:33.25 | beandog | hows that |
| 22:34.05 | mindjuju | i bummed an installers drill bit which is this drill bit with a honking long extender |
| 22:34.11 | mindjuju | and drilled wire through the attic |
| 22:34.36 | josephscott | chrome eating up 1GB of memory, ug |
| 22:34.57 | beandog | mindjuju, thats pretty awesome man. Thats some of the cool things you can do when you have a home |
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| 22:35.29 | fungus | http://lifehacker.com/#!5782479/how-to-ditch-slow-wireless-speeds-and-go-completely-wired-in-your-home-and-why-you-should |
| 22:36.34 | fungus | http://lifehacker.com/#!5457256/another-inspired-means-of-hiding-cables-in-plain-sight |
| 22:36.36 | influx | Greater security... Faster speeds. |
| 22:36.40 | fungus | http://lifehacker.com/#!354505/hide-your-cables-in-your-baseboards-and-crown-molding |
| 22:37.43 | influx | :O |
| 22:37.57 | beandog | huh |
| 22:38.04 | beandog | fungus, Ill pay you $20 to come over and hide mine for me. |
| 22:38.15 | fungus | lol, no way. I'm too lazy |
| 22:38.25 | fungus | I just run them all the way around the room |
| 22:38.26 | beandog | slacker |
| 22:38.52 | fungus | I did nail em down w/ those cable tie down things |
| 22:38.57 | mindjuju | i'd buy that for a $1 |
| 22:39.35 | beandog | crown molding ... ugh |
| 22:39.47 | beandog | oh wait, I do have baseboard heating though |
| 22:40.17 | mindjuju | i think fungus has a point, just put it out there and own it |
| 22:40.17 | beandog | oh yah .. powerline adapter |
| 22:40.17 | mindjuju | that's my cable, big deal |
| 22:40.17 | beandog | I wonder if that would work |
| 22:40.27 | beandog | I tried it at my old apartment, and there was some really strange latency or something |
| 22:40.32 | fungus | Yup, man up, and own it |
| 22:40.34 | mindjuju | if people point and tease, drop 'em with ole righty |
| 22:40.52 | SunSparc | ~calm mindjuju |
| 22:40.52 | ibot | ACTION sooths mindjuju, offers a backrub, tea, a jacuzzi and anything else that might help calm mindjuju down. |
| 22:41.10 | mindjuju | you got something to say sunsparc about my non-existant cable laying about the house? |
| 22:41.20 | SunSparc | lol |
| 22:41.39 | mindjuju | oh wait, actually, i take that back, I do have an incredibly unprofessional hackety hack going on in the house |
| 22:41.55 | mindjuju | i've finally found a great purpose for an eeepc machine |
| 22:42.05 | mindjuju | it's my new mp3 sleeper-music-machine |
| 22:42.18 | fungus | that's a cool idea |
| 22:42.31 | mindjuju | it (wireless) connects to the N and gets my tunes, fungus, it is SO NICE |
| 22:42.39 | mindjuju | any, ANY kind of music |
| 22:42.47 | mindjuju | pandora, groveshark, pls, itunes |
| 22:42.51 | mindjuju | you name it, it plays it |
| 22:43.06 | mindjuju | so any way, here is the hackety hack |
| 22:43.20 | fungus | Just gotta get cool app to display a big clock, and fire off music for your alarm. |
| 22:44.14 | mindjuju | i spliced some speaker wire to left / right channel rca ends, connected that to the back of the TV audio out, have the speaker wire draped OVER a door frame and it wraps around and connects into the mic in of the eeepc |
| 22:44.22 | mindjuju | which then plays the TV in those same speakers |
| 22:44.33 | mindjuju | let's me watch family guy whilst the Mrs. is sleeping |
| 22:44.35 | mindjuju | :) |
| 22:54.16 | Utah_Dave | later, everyone |
| 22:58.27 | SunSparc | Me too. Laterz! |
| 23:20.34 | *** part/#uphpu mgeary (~mgeary@166.70.44.49) |
| 23:21.45 | josephscott | calculating potential index size for one db across all tables for a full year |
| 23:22.57 | josephscott | don't see it fitting in memory for the current server :-( |
| 23:23.10 | mindjuju | :( |
| 23:25.32 | beandog | fungus, youll never guess what happened. |
| 23:25.46 | beandog | the boss left without saying goodbye |
| 23:25.52 | fungus | lol |
| 23:26.06 | josephscott | carmony: LOL! |
| 23:26.15 | josephscott | nice tweet |
| 23:26.15 | carmony | hrm? |
| 23:26.20 | carmony | which? |
| 23:28.36 | josephscott | https://twitter.com/#!/dbrady/status/48853332198043648 |
| 23:28.58 | josephscott | projected 64GB in indexes, oh this is not going to be fun |
| 23:40.11 | josephscott | $chuck-fact |
| 23:40.11 | raifbot | Chuck Norris got set on fire. The fire had to stop, drop, and roll. |
| 23:40.20 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 23:40.21 | raifbot | Chuck Norris built Rome in a day. |
| 23:40.48 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 23:40.48 | raifbot | Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left |
| 23:40.50 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 23:40.50 | raifbot | The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist. |
| 23:40.54 | beandog | lol |
| 23:42.24 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 23:42.24 | raifbot | Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. |
| 23:42.26 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 23:42.27 | raifbot | Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. |
| 23:42.53 | fungus | $lart beandog |
| 23:42.53 | raifbot | slaps a compatible dib on beandog's head. |
| 23:42.58 | beandog | fungus, whut |
| 23:42.59 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 23:42.59 | raifbot | Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. |
| 23:43.00 | fungus | lol |
| 23:43.01 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 23:43.02 | raifbot | Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. |
| 23:43.16 | beandog | tl;dr |
| 23:43.17 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 23:43.18 | raifbot | When Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon, the first thing he saw was 'Chuck Norris was here' carved into a moon rock. |
| 23:43.21 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 23:43.22 | raifbot | The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably. |
| 23:43.25 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 23:43.25 | raifbot | Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. |
| 23:43.27 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 23:43.27 | raifbot | Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain. |
| 23:43.29 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 23:43.29 | raifbot | Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. |
| 23:43.31 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 23:43.31 | raifbot | Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire. |
| 23:43.34 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 23:43.34 | raifbot | Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes. |
| 23:43.38 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 23:43.38 | raifbot | Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. |
| 23:44.02 | beandog | actually I did read it. It was dumb. |
| 23:44.30 | fungus | tl;dr is a disease |
| 23:44.39 | josephscott | $lart tl;dr |
| 23:44.39 | raifbot | slaps tl;dr around with a large trout. |
| 23:44.46 | josephscott | $lart tl;dr |
| 23:44.46 | raifbot | stuffs tl;dr into a shiny new tin can and vacuum seals it. |
| 23:44.53 | josephscott | there we go, that one works |
| 23:44.56 | beandog | I know ... I wonder if I'm preparing my brain to not be able to intake anything more than small bites |
| 23:45.27 | beandog | Chuck Norris can run until the treadmill gets tired |
| 23:45.32 | beandog | my little bro came up with that one! |
| 23:45.34 | beandog | props! |
| 23:46.24 | josephscott | beandog: added |
| 23:46.42 | beandog | josephscott, \o/ thx |
| 23:57.16 | josephscott | weatherchannel forces window to stay full screen, gah!!!! |
| 23:58.00 | beandog | ~weather |
