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| 00:20.31 | supernovia | jsmith-away you're at sxsw right? I'm having a hard time finding familiar faces today |
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| 01:53.05 | ninnypants | $chuck-fact |
| 01:53.05 | raifbot | I bet Chuck Norris can't roundhouse kick me before I finish th...... |
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| 04:08.47 | josephscott | $chuck-fact |
| 04:08.47 | raifbot | Chuck Norris ended the song that never ends |
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| 04:17.51 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 04:17.52 | raifbot | Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly âget out of jail freeâ card. |
| 04:17.57 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 04:17.58 | raifbot | Chuck Norris built Rome in a day. |
| 04:18.11 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 04:18.12 | raifbot | Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain. |
| 04:22.12 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 04:22.12 | raifbot | Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left |
| 04:24.14 | josephscott | $chuck-fact |
| 04:24.14 | raifbot | Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. |
| 04:31.00 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 04:31.00 | raifbot | When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. |
| 04:31.04 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 04:31.04 | raifbot | I bet Chuck Norris can't roundhouse kick me before I finish th...... |
| 04:31.11 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 04:31.11 | raifbot | Chuck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'. |
| 04:35.57 | josephscott | $chuck-fact |
| 04:35.57 | raifbot | Chuck Norris can sit in the corner of a circular room |
| 04:39.11 | ninnypants | Chuck Norris' smile brought a puppy back to life. |
| 04:39.23 | beandog | lol |
| 04:40.07 | ninnypants | saw that one at walmart the other day |
| 04:40.49 | DexterTheDragon | walmart has chuckfacts? |
| 04:41.20 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 04:41.20 | raifbot | Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. |
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| 04:47.19 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 04:47.19 | raifbot | Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet. |
| 04:47.22 | beandog | $chuck-fact |
| 04:47.22 | raifbot | The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep. |
| 04:53.54 | ninnypants | DexterTheDragon: they had a chuck fact poster |
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| 04:54.12 | ninnypants | $chuck-fact |
| 04:54.13 | raifbot | Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. |
| 04:54.18 | ninnypants | $chuck-fact |
| 04:54.19 | raifbot | Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. |
| 04:54.24 | ninnypants | $chuck-fact |
| 04:54.24 | raifbot | Chuck Norris got set on fire. The fire had to stop, drop, and roll. |
| 05:03.10 | beandog | lol |
| 05:03.11 | beandog | thats awesome. |
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| 05:28.29 | josephscott | ninnypants: added "Chuck Norris' smile brought a puppy back to life." |
| 05:28.38 | ninnypants | sweet |
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| 06:23.10 | josephscott | $chuck-fact |
| 06:23.10 | raifbot | I bet Chuck Norris can't roundhouse kick me before I finish th...... |
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