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| 03:25.45 | josephscott | $rlart |
| 03:25.45 | raifbot | acting on orders from an unspecified client drags raifbot into court suing for $200 million. |
| 03:25.52 | josephscott | haha |
| 03:48.19 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 03:48.44 | TuxToaster | he did that one the last time I did $lart himself too. Really sue happy. |
| 03:49.42 | TuxToaster | $rlart |
| 03:49.42 | raifbot | beats mindjuju to within 2.54cm of his life. |
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| 05:39.57 | TuxToaster | $chuck-fact |
| 05:39.57 | raifbot | Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird |
| 05:40.02 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 05:47.20 | josephscott | $chuck-fact |
| 05:47.20 | raifbot | Ironically, Chuck Norrisâ hidden talent is invisibility. |
| 05:54.18 | josephscott | $chuck-fact |
| 05:54.18 | raifbot | Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly âget out of jail freeâ card. |
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| 07:38.40 | ninnypants | $chuck-fact |
| 07:38.40 | raifbot | If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. |
| 07:38.49 | ninnypants | $chuck-fact |
| 07:38.49 | raifbot | Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire. |
| 07:38.56 | ninnypants | $chuck-fact |
| 07:38.56 | raifbot | When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. |
| 07:39.04 | ninnypants | $chuck-fact |
| 07:39.04 | raifbot | Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land. |
| 07:39.10 | ninnypants | $chuck-fact |
| 07:39.10 | raifbot | Chuck Norriss' calandar goes from march 31st to april 2nd cause nobody fools Chuck Norris |
| 07:39.18 | ninnypants | soon them all before |
| 07:39.25 | ninnypants | s/soon/seen/ |
| 07:39.32 | ninnypants | $chuck-fact |
| 07:39.32 | raifbot | Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash. |
| 07:39.36 | ninnypants | $chuck-fact |
| 07:39.37 | raifbot | Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes |
| 07:39.43 | ninnypants | $chuck-fact |
| 07:39.44 | raifbot | One day a kid in school was asked a math question. He simply said "Chuck Norris" and the teacher said he was wrong. The teacher was never seen again. |
| 07:39.49 | ninnypants | $chuck-fact |
| 07:39.50 | raifbot | When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. |
| 08:37.29 | ninnypants | $chuck-fact |
| 08:37.29 | raifbot | Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop. |
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| 16:06.26 | Utah_Dave | wps: The other day I ran across a web based game called Mr. Sexy Pants, or something close like that. |
| 16:06.54 | mgeary | no, it's Mr. Fancy Pants |
| 16:11.15 | Utah_Dave | mgeary: Oh, you're right! I got mixed up. Close though! |
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| 16:11.48 | mindjuju | steam needs to focus on making HL2.3, not moving into my living room - http://www.g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/post/710721/Steam-Expanding-To-Television-Sets-With-New-Big-Picture-Mode.html |
| 16:17.15 | mgeary | Utah_Dave: but i'll bet wps' pants are fancy, as well as sexy |
| 16:17.28 | Utah_Dave | probably! |
| 16:18.07 | mgeary | ah, the 90s |
| 16:18.34 | mgeary | loved those pants. Also had a nice mustard pair |
| 16:20.05 | mindjuju | oh man, this is funny |
| 16:20.06 | mindjuju | http://torvalds-family.blogspot.com/2011/02/pearls-before-swine.html |
| 16:20.11 | mindjuju | linux goes to the Oscar's party |
| 16:20.19 | mindjuju | err, i mean Linux |
| 16:20.21 | mindjuju | grr! |
| 16:20.23 | mindjuju | linus! |
| 16:20.45 | mindjuju | ~lart finger that kept pushing x instead of s |
| 16:20.45 | ibot | stabs finger that kept pushing x instead of s |
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| 16:45.54 | mindjuju | hey mgeary, did you see they have a year pass for 7peaks, trafalga, baseball and something called utah flash for $40 |
| 16:46.04 | mindjuju | sounds like cheap fun for summer |
| 16:46.04 | mgeary | yeah |
| 16:46.10 | mgeary | Utah Flash is the local basketball team |
| 16:46.24 | mindjuju | i thought that was the jazz? |
| 16:46.35 | mgeary | hyper-local |
| 16:46.39 | mindjuju | oh |
| 16:46.46 | mindjuju | curious |
| 16:47.08 | mindjuju | i told wife to buy pass for her and Corban, even if they go just 3x in the summer, they've paid for it |
| 16:47.14 | mgeary | yeah, though my wife hates going to 7peaks, and we're not much for sports... It does seem like a good deal, though... |
| 16:47.36 | mindjuju | does 7peaks sucks? i went like 10yrs ago when i worked for nuskin |
| 16:47.42 | mgeary | no, it's decent |
| 16:47.46 | mgeary | though it gets quite crowded |
| 16:47.49 | mindjuju | ah |
| 16:48.11 | mindjuju | now that i think about it, it's prolly closer to 12 yrs ago, and i rarely go that way, so haven't even driven by it |
| 16:48.18 | mgeary | but my wife isn't in to going down crazy slides |
| 16:48.27 | mgeary | kids like it, though |
| 16:48.32 | mindjuju | :) |
| 16:48.42 | mindjuju | seems like there was some kind of "lazy river" |
| 16:48.45 | mindjuju | i remember liking that |
| 16:48.47 | mgeary | yeah |
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| 16:58.42 | mindjuju | darn, PG, AF and lehi are a veritable desert of Indian food |
| 17:01.30 | wps | dang computersâ¦Â always doing exactly what we program them to do |
| 17:01.43 | mindjuju | :) |
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| 17:04.17 | mindjuju | sup beandog |
| 17:04.23 | beandog | hey |
| 17:04.33 | beandog | hows it going |
| 17:04.39 | mindjuju | good |
| 17:05.05 | beandog | that's good |
| 17:05.09 | beandog | I won't worry about you then |
| 17:05.49 | mindjuju | nah, i'm good. i do have a stats test tonight |
| 17:05.58 | beandog | yah? |
| 17:05.58 | mindjuju | but i'm saving an apple and some roasted peanuts |
| 17:06.02 | beandog | I gotta take a sociology test this week |
| 17:06.19 | beandog | mindjuju, excellent. |
| 17:06.33 | beandog | smart man |
| 17:06.49 | mindjuju | sociology test, is that the one you're taking online? |
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| 17:07.24 | beandog | yah |
| 17:07.30 | beandog | it was not a good choice to take online |
| 17:07.36 | beandog | lots of stuff that could use more explanation |
| 17:10.02 | DexterTheDragon | beandog: http://www.mdolla.com/2011/01/unknown-posters-of-famous-movies.html |
| 17:11.00 | beandog | ghostbusters is awesome |
| 17:11.55 | beandog | tmnt one is awesome too |
| 17:12.06 | mindjuju | there's one here for big trouble in little China |
| 17:12.08 | mindjuju | awesome! |
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| 17:14.43 | beandog | Im gonna back up all my gmail stuff |
| 17:14.44 | beandog | getmail++ |
| 17:15.00 | mindjuju | getmail? |
| 17:15.19 | mindjuju | i know abotu the gmail loss though |
| 17:15.20 | mindjuju | scary |
| 17:15.29 | PoeticIntensity | huh? |
| 17:15.31 | PoeticIntensity | what happened to gmail? |
| 17:15.57 | beandog | deleted a few thousand accounts, or something |
| 17:16.01 | mindjuju | @poeticintensity - http://news.idg.no/cw/art.cfm?id=779CDF9D-1A64-6A71-CE9A60270F34D81A |
| 17:16.30 | PoeticIntensity | beandog, it affected you? |
| 17:16.40 | beandog | no, but like a dork, I dont have a backup plan. |
| 17:17.58 | beandog | holy crap I have 700 megs in ~/maildir |
| 17:18.00 | beandog | wtc is in there. |
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| 17:18.28 | mindjuju | @beandog prolly pictures of cats |
| 17:18.39 | beandog | most likely. |
| 17:19.31 | PoeticIntensity | hmm.... seems like they got everyone's data back... |
| 17:22.03 | josephscott | mgeary: curious how you guys are dealing with python 2 vs. 3 |
| 17:22.17 | mgeary | pretty much just ignoring python 3 |
| 17:22.47 | mgeary | s/pretty much/completely/ |
| 17:23.02 | mindjuju | what's wrong with python 3? |
| 17:23.12 | beandog | josephscott, gentoo handles it with ease |
| 17:23.14 | beandog | whee, gentooo |
| 17:23.17 | josephscott | and particular top reasons? and what would finally push over to 3? |
| 17:23.35 | beandog | oh, you meant coding. |
| 17:23.37 | beandog | meh |
| 17:23.40 | josephscott | beandog: in what way? are they modifying the libs to support both? |
| 17:23.58 | beandog | josephscott, w/gentoo you can have multiple versions of lots of stuff on here |
| 17:24.07 | beandog | like kde3 and kde4, for example |
| 17:24.09 | beandog | python 2 and 3 |
| 17:24.11 | josephscott | yeah, running both isn't a problem |
| 17:24.14 | beandog | I cant think of anything else. |
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| 17:24.21 | beandog | two versions of openssl |
| 17:24.23 | beandog | libpng |
| 17:24.26 | beandog | libjpeg |
| 17:24.27 | beandog | etc |
| 17:24.58 | josephscott | yeah, I'm not concerned about installing/running both on the same system, done that |
| 17:25.14 | josephscott | I was specifically interested in code issues |
| 17:25.55 | beandog | gotcha |
| 17:26.10 | mgeary | josephscott: i've just found that a very significant number of modules upon which we might depend aren't transparently migrated to 3 (yet) |
| 17:26.49 | josephscott | yeah, I was building something in python, figured I'd just go with 3 and ran into the occasional *completely busted on 3* items |
| 17:27.01 | DexterTheDragon | mgeary: when was the last time you checked? |
| 17:27.07 | mgeary | several months |
| 17:27.28 | josephscott | makes me wonder how long it will be before that is minimal enough that most people go to 3 |
| 17:28.14 | josephscott | feels a bit like the php4 vs php5, that dragged on forever |
| 17:29.49 | PoeticIntensity | un-necessarily, IMO. |
| 17:30.10 | PoeticIntensity | For a long time, that's why I had my own host... Nobody supported PHP5, and for no good reason. |
| 17:30.21 | josephscott | the problems were different (for python and php), but the result seems to be the same |
| 17:30.27 | PoeticIntensity | "had my own host" -> "hosted my own sites" |
| 17:30.32 | josephscott | PoeticIntensity: for sometime php5 was much slower that 4 |
| 17:30.55 | beandog | [Folder "INBOX" opened with 18,560 messages - 15,468 new] |
| 17:30.56 | beandog | whee |
| 17:31.09 | PoeticIntensity | what you using for mail now, beandog ? |
| 17:31.15 | beandog | gmail |
| 17:31.24 | beandog | thunderbird, pine |
| 17:31.51 | PoeticIntensity | poppin' yer gmail? |
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| 17:32.30 | beandog | ~lart "articles" that are just wrappers to someone else's post |
| 17:32.30 | ibot | rm -rf's "articles" that are just wrappers to someone else's post |
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| 17:53.40 | josephscott | $chuck-fact |
| 17:53.40 | raifbot | Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird |
| 18:10.06 | mgeary | won't someone think of the poor stones??! |
| 18:15.34 | ninnypants | $chuck-fact |
| 18:15.34 | raifbot | Chuck Norris once went skydiving. He promised never to do it again. He said one Grand Canyon is enough. |
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| 18:59.05 | josephscott | why do people claim they do 25M page views a day with a single server |
| 18:59.39 | josephscott | but then go on to explain they have on server for web, another for the db and host all the static content on S3? |
| 18:59.54 | josephscott | that sounds more like dozens of machines, at the low end |
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| 19:03.48 | _psychic_ | If you only have one webserver, it's still handling every single one of those 25M requests, right? |
| 19:05.42 | _psychic_ | And even if you only had 1 query per page, and 1 static asset, that'd still mean each of the other setups is handling at least that (but probably much more). |
| 19:08.16 | josephscott | most people just lie, they aren't actually using just one server. Often they mean they only RUN one server and let someone else run all the rest |
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| 19:57.30 | josephscott | $chuck-fact |
| 19:57.30 | raifbot | Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. |
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| 20:53.09 | mindjuju | $8ball what are the chances that VALVe is secretly working on a new gaming engine that will again redefine FPS and then release the engine and new HL before Christmas |
| 20:53.32 | mindjuju | hmm raifbot fail |
| 20:53.41 | jsmith | mindjuju: That answers that! |
| 20:54.03 | mindjuju | apparently, it's so improbable that it knocked out raifbot |
| 20:54.05 | mindjuju | :( |
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| 20:54.28 | jsmith | $8ball will mindjuju ever be happy? |
| 20:54.28 | raifbot | jsmith - You may rely on it. |
| 20:54.28 | mindjuju | $8ball what are the chances that VALVe is secretly working on a new gaming engine that will again redefine FPS and then release the engine and new HL before Christmas |
| 20:54.28 | raifbot | mindjuju - My sources say no. |
| 20:54.35 | jsmith | Lovely... |
| 20:54.40 | mindjuju | $8ball what are the chances that VALVe is secretly working on a new gaming engine that will again redefine FPS and then release the engine and new HL before Christmas |
| 20:54.40 | raifbot | mindjuju - Very doubtful. |
| 20:59.45 | mindjuju | apparently the universe is going to have a battery fail sometime in Dec 2012 or something |
| 21:00.03 | mindjuju | $8ball, am i gonig to find out what happens in HL2.3 BEFORE dec 2012 |
| 21:00.04 | raifbot | mindjuju - Better not tell you now. |
| 21:00.18 | mindjuju | oh the pain |
| 21:01.17 | josephscott | the taunting 8ball |
| 21:01.47 | mindjuju | v painful, i'm in pain |
| 21:01.48 | mindjuju | and sad |
| 21:02.09 | josephscott | $8ball will you stop causing mindjuju pain? |
| 21:02.09 | raifbot | josephscott - Ask again later. |
| 21:05.49 | jsmith | Too funny |
| 21:05.57 | jsmith | raifbot is on one today :-) |
| 21:06.12 | mindjuju | ~lart jsmith, tormentor of those in pain |
| 21:06.12 | ibot | follow's jsmith, tormentor of those in pain with a gauntlet and ... scratch ... HUMILIATION |
| 21:06.44 | jsmith | ~buy mindjuju twinkie |
| 21:06.44 | ibot | ACTION goes to S-Mart and gets a dozen twinkies for mindjuju |
| 21:06.51 | josephscott | $8ball might today be Monday? |
| 21:06.51 | raifbot | josephscott - My sources say no. |
| 21:06.52 | mindjuju | hey, that was nice |
| 21:07.10 | mindjuju | thx jsmith, i was thinking that it's been years since i had a twinkie |
| 21:13.53 | mindjuju | poeticintensity, 3 widescreen at home or work? |
| 21:15.25 | mindjuju | anybody in provo looking for a php job? |
| 21:15.57 | mindjuju | robert merrill posted this - http://utahtechjobs.com/2011/php-web-developer.htm |
| 21:16.31 | jsmith | mindjuju: Eat Zingers instead -- they're like a Twinkie, but with frosting on top :-p |
| 21:16.58 | mindjuju | haven't had zingers in years either |
| 21:17.04 | mindjuju | honey buns are the best |
| 21:18.11 | PoeticIntensity | mindjuju, work |
| 21:19.25 | mindjuju | nice! |
| 21:20.34 | fungus | great idea |
| 21:21.29 | mgeary | the best Zingers are those pink ones with the coconut |
| 21:22.38 | mgeary | mindjuju: you'd think John Pestana would have enough money that he could hire an actually massage therapist to rub his shoulders, and not need a web developer to do it |
| 21:23.03 | mgeary | i kill myself |
| 21:28.20 | mindjuju | @fungus, @poeticintensity - http://www.flickr.com/photos/mindjuju/5489519077/ |
| 21:29.40 | mgeary | mindjuju: SSL Cert MUST what? |
| 21:29.47 | mindjuju | i must renew it |
| 21:29.55 | mindjuju | i did it already though |
| 21:30.56 | mindjuju | oh man, i should have had my "instant afro gum" box up so y'all could see |
| 21:31.24 | mindjuju | behind the gum, you can see the USB missile array |
| 21:31.37 | mindjuju | and ofcourse, tron disc in way back |
| 21:31.57 | MorrisCox | Anyone watching the NASA crew being interviewed? http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/index.html |
| 21:32.59 | mindjuju | sunsparc or DtD prolly are |
| 21:33.08 | mindjuju | they are the resident NASA fanboys |
| 21:33.44 | DexterTheDragon | interviews are boring |
| 21:35.21 | mindjuju | i can't believe we're hitchhiking the galaxy for the foreseeable future |
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| 21:36.13 | jsmith | mindjuju: Outsourcing! The politically correct word is outsourcing! |
| 21:36.21 | jsmith | josephscott: The audio books are much better :-) |
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| 21:36.28 | mindjuju | have we even seen the ends of the return of investment from Kennedy's quest for the moon? |
| 21:40.08 | DexterTheDragon | mindjuju: going to the moon wasn't an investment |
| 21:40.22 | DexterTheDragon | it was about one uping the soviet union |
| 21:41.24 | mindjuju | 2birds:1stone |
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| 21:47.19 | mgeary | are they angry birds? |
| 21:47.33 | mindjuju | :) |
| 21:48.40 | mindjuju | JFK - Moon speech - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouRbkBAOGEw |
| 21:48.48 | mindjuju | didn't know it was in Houston, though, cool! |
| 21:51.34 | mgeary | i use that quote with my kids all the time, "We chose to do these things because they are hard" |
| 21:51.48 | mindjuju | ~mgeary++ |
| 21:52.58 | mgeary | i also really love his Berlin speech. Ignorant folks always rail on about how he called himself a jelly donut, but if you know anything about German and Berlin, you know that's not the case, and that speech had an amazing impact on the people of Berlin |
| 21:53.35 | josephscott | $chuck-fact |
| 21:53.35 | raifbot | A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there. |
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| 21:54.58 | mindjuju | he's a powerful speaker, there's no doubt |
| 21:55.12 | mindjuju | and which speaker hasn't made a mistake? |
| 21:58.01 | mgeary | but it wasn't a mistake |
| 21:58.08 | mgeary | it was exactly right. that's the thing |
| 22:00.18 | mgeary | especially if you consider the context of the speech. While it's acceptable to say, "Ich bin Berliner", if you wish to emphasize that you ARE a Berliner, you are one in solidarity with a free people who have been cut off from the rest of the world, there is absolutely nothing grammatically incorrect about "Ich bin ein Berliner". Indeed the "ein" adds that emphasis |
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| 22:33.16 | orsonj | $chuck-fact |
| 22:33.16 | raifbot | The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep. |
| 22:42.20 | ninnypants | $chuck-fact |
| 22:42.20 | raifbot | Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana |
| 22:42.34 | josephscott | chuck needs some new facts |
| 22:42.38 | josephscott | $chuck-fact |
| 22:42.38 | raifbot | Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. |
| 22:48.22 | ninnypants | I randomly see one I haven't seen before here and there but it does seem to be the same few most of the time |
| 22:49.21 | josephscott | $chuck-fact |
| 22:49.21 | raifbot | Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris. |
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| 22:57.21 | beandog | $8ball can I leave early |
| 22:57.21 | raifbot | beandog - Signs point to yes. |
| 22:57.24 | beandog | woots. |
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| 23:04.35 | mindjuju | somebody please save me from standard deviation hell |
| 23:09.43 | josephscott | std-dev is a helpful tool |
| 23:10.43 | mindjuju | sadly, my stats professor says; no work = no credit |
| 23:11.10 | mindjuju | he's a punk that way, assigns us homework of just 1 or 2 problems, but where the problems have like 7 or 8 parts |
| 23:11.13 | mindjuju | :( |
| 23:14.54 | beandog | standard deviation |
| 23:14.58 | beandog | I have a php function that does that |
| 23:15.14 | beandog | I remember it was a pita to write. |
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| 23:16.20 | mindjuju | in and of itself, it isn't so bad, it's the tedium |
| 23:17.13 | beandog | see thats the problem with school |
| 23:17.20 | beandog | problem solving in school is nothing like problem solving in work |
| 23:17.35 | beandog | at work you're not locked in a room with your brain and a pencil |
| 23:17.41 | beandog | you draw on lots of resources to get the right answer |
| 23:18.11 | mindjuju | add all num divide by number of nums, (get mu), then sub mu from each num individually (variance), then square variance (jacked up), then add up all jacked up number and divide by total number of numbers, then square root that |
| 23:18.31 | mindjuju | and of course, it ain't no list of 1 or 2 or even 3 numbers, it's jacked up list of 10 nums |
| 23:19.09 | beandog | ~whine mindjuju |
| 23:19.09 | ibot | ACTION whines about mindjuju's whining |
| 23:19.15 | beandog | :) |
| 23:19.24 | mindjuju | i know it's just mathematicians pranking the rest of us , and then laughing when we aren't looking |
| 23:19.43 | beandog | I know if I was a scientist, that's what I'd do. |
| 23:19.54 | mindjuju | see |
| 23:20.01 | mindjuju | who made up that process? |
| 23:20.15 | josephscott | $lart the process |
| 23:20.15 | raifbot | eats the process and falls over dead. |
| 23:21.17 | beandog | I dont know, but my head hurts looking at this code. |
| 23:22.40 | mindjuju | i wish i had some nachos |
| 23:23.00 | beandog | nacho, nacho man |
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| 23:59.52 | josephscott | $chuck-fact |
| 23:59.52 | raifbot | The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist. |
| 23:59.56 | josephscott | lol |