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| 00:33.45 | influx | ya |
| 00:33.47 | influx | que pasa |
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| 16:04.02 | wps | the following query works as a SELECT, but when I change it to DELETE, it throws an error |
| 16:04.07 | wps | can anyone see a reason why? |
| 16:04.25 | mgeary | ...what's the query? |
| 16:04.59 | wps | http://d.pr/Te7Q |
| 16:05.11 | mgeary | get rid of exre.* |
| 16:05.23 | mgeary | should just be "delete from tablename..." |
| 16:05.43 | wps | but don't I have to specify the table since I'm doing a join? |
| 16:05.50 | wps | I don't want to delete from both |
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| 16:06.25 | wps | (and sorry that paste is all on one line) |
| 16:07.07 | mgeary | no, because the first table after "from" is the table you're deleting from. However, if you wanted to be extra safe, just in case, you could change that to "delete from exre where id in (your big subquery)" |
| 16:07.14 | wps | here's a better paste: http://d.pr/rwPA |
| 16:07.24 | mgeary | disclaimer: i am not responsible if something i say is wrong and you delete data you didn't want to ;) |
| 16:08.17 | mgeary | but again, if you want to be extra safe, just change that to "SELECT exre.id...." and wrap it in the delete i reference above |
| 16:08.33 | mgeary | also, you know you can just do "LIMIT 5,", right? |
| 16:08.39 | mgeary | (assuming mysql) |
| 16:08.52 | wps | yes, mysql |
| 16:09.00 | wps | won't limit 5 return rows 0-4? |
| 16:09.06 | wps | I want rows 25 - end |
| 16:09.08 | mgeary | not "Limit 5," |
| 16:09.11 | wps | oos |
| 16:09.13 | wps | oopps |
| 16:09.17 | wps | I want rows 5-end |
| 16:09.31 | wps | oh, I didn't notice your comma |
| 16:09.43 | wps | so "LIMIT 5," does 5-end? |
| 16:09.48 | wps | why don't the documents state that? |
| 16:09.48 | mgeary | pretty sure |
| 16:10.04 | mgeary | i could be making that up |
| 16:10.12 | wps | the MySQL manual says that if you want to do a certain number through the end then you should use "a large number" |
| 16:10.16 | wps | (which seems sillly) |
| 16:10.21 | wps | (that that is the official way to do it) |
| 16:10.24 | mgeary | maybe i *am* making it up |
| 16:10.44 | mgeary | yep |
| 16:10.44 | mgeary | i am |
| 16:11.00 | mgeary | my bad. must have been thinking of something else. hmmm |
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| 16:11.18 | wps | I think it's pretty lame that using some random large number is the only/official way to do it |
| 16:11.22 | mgeary | heh |
| 16:11.23 | mgeary | yeah |
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| 16:12.43 | wps | it throws an error when I remove the table to delete from |
| 16:12.57 | wps | correction: still throws an error (but a different one now) |
| 16:13.04 | mgeary | did you try doing the subquery? |
| 16:13.42 | wps | no, but it seems like I should be able to do this without a subquery |
| 16:13.44 | wps | it's just a delete |
| 16:14.02 | mgeary | http://dpaste.org/GDe8/ |
| 16:14.17 | mgeary | you should be able to, but that way will work |
| 16:14.23 | wps | thanks |
| 16:14.42 | wps | I'll use that for now, but post to the group and see if anyone has any ideas |
| 16:14.45 | wps | thanks for your help, mgeary |
| 16:15.00 | mgeary | sure |
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| 16:23.57 | wps | sheesh |
| 16:24.04 | wps | I tried your delete, mgeary |
| 16:24.15 | mgeary | and? |
| 16:24.35 | wps | and receive an error that "this version of MySQL doesn't yet support 'LIMIT & IN/ALL/ANY/SOME subquery'" |
| 16:24.48 | mgeary | what version are you using? |
| 16:26.07 | wps | 5.0.77 |
| 16:26.58 | mgeary | ah. i've used 5.1 for a long time. that may be the distinction |
| 16:27.40 | mgeary | oh, by the way |
| 16:27.46 | mgeary | your original query-- try it like this: |
| 16:28.06 | mgeary | http://dpaste.org/0TFJ/ |
| 16:28.15 | mgeary | table name, no fields |
| 16:30.32 | wps | still errors |
| 16:30.52 | mgeary | what error? |
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| 16:31.59 | wps | You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near 'ORDER BY exre.exre_created DESC LIMIT 5,9999999999999' at line 7 |
| 16:32.15 | josephscott | $rlart |
| 16:32.15 | raifbot | beats utahcon over the head with a microkernel. |
| 16:32.30 | mgeary | aha, yeah, forgot about the LIMIT, which is why you have the ordering |
| 16:32.39 | mgeary | in that case, i think the subquery approach may be the only way |
| 16:33.06 | mgeary | wps: http://dev.mysql.com/doc/refman/5.0/en/delete.html <-- "However, you cannot use ORDER BY or LIMIT in a multiple-table http://dev.mysql.com/doc/refman/5.0/en/delete.html" |
| 16:33.21 | mgeary | wps: http://dev.mysql.com/doc/refman/5.0/en/delete.html <-- "However, you cannot use ORDER BY or LIMIT in a multiple-table DELETE" |
| 16:34.02 | mgeary | if you can't do the subquery approach, you may need to do 2 queries: one to get the list of IDs and another to do what the super-query does, just "delete from foo where id in ($list)" |
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| 17:32.08 | TuxToaster | $rlart |
| 17:32.08 | raifbot | beats bhosie to within 2.54cm of his life. |
| 17:32.49 | bhosie | so much abuse :) |
| 17:34.04 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 17:34.16 | TuxToaster | but, at least it was measured in metric. |
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| 17:34.56 | bhosie | haha |
| 17:35.11 | stderr | ugh. working across from the federal courthouse sucks, sometimes. |
| 17:35.25 | TuxToaster | stderr: why? |
| 17:35.50 | stderr | because of the protests and media frenzy trials we get |
| 17:36.24 | stderr | Tim DeChristopher's trial's today and now there's a whole bunch of hippies singing and chanting right outside my window |
| 17:37.11 | TuxToaster | ouch, that would suck |
| 17:38.51 | stderr | I mean, don't get me wrong, I sympathize with DeChristopher, but I hardly want a drum circle as the soundtrack to my hackery |
| 17:41.30 | mindjuju | ~give stderr noise canceling headphones |
| 17:41.30 | ibot | ACTION gives noise canceling headphones to stderr |
| 17:43.59 | fungus | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV1FrqwZyKw |
| 17:44.27 | fungus | Best defense against hippy drum circles. :) |
| 17:47.04 | stderr | ಠ_ಠ|
| 17:47.18 | stderr | Thanks fungus ಠ_ಠ|
| 17:54.58 | wps | I got it mgeary: http://d.pr/2Y7j |
| 17:55.04 | wps | (two queries) |
| 17:56.15 | TuxToaster | interesting |
| 17:56.38 | TuxToaster | I was thinking you could do LIMIT in a subquery but apparently not |
| 17:56.58 | wps | it makes me mad I couldn't do it in a single query |
| 17:57.02 | TuxToaster | at least not in concert with a delete |
| 17:57.29 | wps | ~lart mysql for hurting my pride |
| 17:57.29 | ibot | squeezes mysql till mysql turns blue like papa smurf for hurting my pride |
| 17:57.55 | TuxToaster | LOL |
| 18:00.14 | carmony | I'm getting more and more used to using git now :P |
| 18:04.30 | TuxToaster | I've started trying it recently.. |
| 18:10.13 | mindjuju | ugh, i'm getting so tired of whm, it's like trying to do surgery with boxing gloves |
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| 18:11.34 | wps | whm? |
| 18:11.35 | influx | whm? |
| 18:11.36 | TuxToaster | now that's a pciture |
| 18:11.39 | influx | Jinx! |
| 18:11.42 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 18:11.49 | TuxToaster | its a hosting platform |
| 18:11.54 | mindjuju | web hosting management, the thing that controls cpanel |
| 18:12.18 | mindjuju | cpanel is what the client logs into, whm is what the admin runs to give rights to cpanel |
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| 18:12.23 | mindjuju | and its dumb |
| 18:15.06 | TuxToaster | btw, for those that were in here when I was debating updating to the new MBP, I took it in the other night and they let me upgrade it without any trouble. |
| 18:15.58 | josephscott | $chuck-fact |
| 18:15.58 | raifbot | Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is. |
| 18:16.54 | TuxToaster | $8ball does Chuck Norris know where Waldo is? |
| 18:16.54 | raifbot | TuxToaster - Yes - definitely. |
| 18:16.58 | influx | What was the issue? |
| 18:17.09 | influx | I missed the conversation. |
| 18:17.17 | TuxToaster | influx: on the MBP? |
| 18:19.55 | TuxToaster | basically I bought it on Jan. 30th, and the return date was Feb 14th. So when they came out with the new model, I was debating upgrading since the graphics on the new one are slightly weaker (Intel vs NVidia) and a guy at the store said I'd have to pay 15% restocking to switch up. |
| 18:20.35 | TuxToaster | but when I went in this weekend, they didn't even mention that, and I figure the difference in graphics performance wasn't big enough compared to the speed boost in the proc and memory (plus bigger HD) to not upgrade for free :-) |
| 18:23.16 | stderr | anyone have a good meatloaf recipe? |
| 18:24.41 | wps | I love my wife's |
| 18:24.49 | wps | but I don't have it on me |
| 18:25.00 | wps | it has a really nice sauce |
| 18:25.20 | wps | I'd be happy to ask her to email it to me if you want it |
| 18:27.46 | stderr | sure, that'd be awesome. thank you, sir. |
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| 19:00.37 | mindjuju | :) |
| 19:00.44 | josephscott | :-) |
| 19:01.02 | mindjuju | what was the other thing you suggest |
| 19:01.20 | josephscott | http keep alive |
| 19:01.35 | josephscott | keep alive and compression, the minimum that everyone should do for site performance |
| 19:01.52 | mindjuju | i got an A on keep-alive, F on compressed text |
| 19:01.59 | mindjuju | http://www.webpagetest.org |
| 19:02.26 | josephscott | yep, I think apache still enables keep alive by default, but no compression |
| 19:02.49 | TuxToaster | $lart Apache |
| 19:02.49 | raifbot | smacks Apache up side the head with a clue-by-4. |
| 19:02.58 | TuxToaster | meh. was hoping for a killall |
| 19:03.13 | mindjuju | what up with apache? i rather like it |
| 19:03.38 | TuxToaster | meh, it works. Just feels too bloated and heavy for my taste :-) |
| 19:03.44 | TuxToaster | will take it over IIS any day, though. |
| 19:04.02 | mindjuju | yup, i went from IIS -> Apache, loving life now |
| 19:04.41 | mindjuju | i started to launch a site on NGNX but pulled it back to Apache |
| 19:04.50 | mindjuju | but what i saw of it, it was cool |
| 19:06.30 | josephscott | use the tool that works for you, besides, if you need to you can always look at a switch to nginx later |
| 19:06.45 | josephscott | especially if Apache is handling your current demand |
| 19:07.10 | josephscott | you might also switch for just specific items, like using nginx to serve only static content (css, js, images, etc.) |
| 19:07.47 | josephscott | you can also use nginx and Apache together, by having nginx pass any requests it can't process back to Apache |
| 19:10.40 | influx | TuxToaster: Nice. |
| 19:21.04 | mindjuju | @herlo ping |
| 19:29.23 | herlo | mindjuju: pong |
| 19:31.05 | mindjuju | congrats utahcon |
| 19:31.24 | mindjuju | (2/28/2011 10:15:30 AM) Adam Barrett | utahcon: Its a boy!! |
| 19:31.24 | mindjuju | http://twitter.com/utahcon/status/42271687433138176 |
| 19:41.20 | unum | ya congrats |
| 19:41.27 | unum | I'll find out on wednesday |
| 19:41.33 | unum | though I'll then have to wait until july |
| 19:41.44 | mindjuju | how exciting unum! |
| 19:41.48 | mindjuju | which do you want? |
| 19:42.09 | unum | we already have a girl, so I'd like a boy |
| 19:42.17 | unum | but I'll be happy if we have an other girl |
| 19:42.21 | stderr | got a couple months before we find out |
| 19:42.26 | unum | nice |
| 19:42.32 | unum | everyone's expecting |
| 19:42.48 | unum | stderr: you hoping for one or the other |
| 19:42.55 | unum | I've been typing your name a lot..... |
| 19:43.26 | stderr | unum: hoping for a boy, |
| 19:43.57 | unum | my wife's family has nothing but girls, my family has almost nothing but boys |
| 19:45.10 | mindjuju | stderr, i didn't know you were expecting!?! |
| 19:45.13 | mindjuju | that's awesome! |
| 19:46.37 | carmony | hopefully, one day soon, Joanna and I will be having a kid :P |
| 19:47.01 | mindjuju | :) |
| 19:47.23 | stderr | mindjuju: yup, about 13 weeks along |
| 19:47.35 | herlo | carmony: practice makes perfect :) |
| 19:47.59 | carmony | haha, |
| 19:48.34 | stderr | I'd prefer the ability to break tackles by linemen, but I'll take Python |
| 19:49.08 | carmony | lol, I should make some diapers that say: try { } catch(Poop $exception) { } |
| 19:49.25 | mindjuju | nice! |
| 19:54.18 | carmony | I'm looking forward to one day having a hack-a-thon with my kids :P |
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| 20:03.23 | PoeticIntensity | any jquery buffs in here? |
| 20:03.42 | PoeticIntensity | running into an interesting (should be very simple) situation. |
| 20:05.01 | PoeticIntensity | pastebin : http://pastebin.com/vrEBkRh7 |
| 20:07.52 | PoeticIntensity | (I don't know how to access a jquery attribute, so I'm trying to do it through the DOM .... thingy? |
| 20:08.00 | PoeticIntensity | man... I can't help but sound like an idiot today. |
| 20:08.02 | PoeticIntensity | anyway... |
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| 20:08.25 | PoeticIntensity | if I set the opacity within jquery, the thing works great, but if it's set in CSS, jquery doesn't seem to know it's set. |
| 20:08.53 | josephscott | http://api.jquery.com/css/ ? |
| 20:09.21 | josephscott | $google jquery css attributes |
| 20:09.21 | raifbot | josephscott searching http://www.google.com/search?q=jquery+css+attributes+ -- http://api.jquery.com/css/ -- http://api.jquery.com/category/attributes/ -- http://api.jquery.com/category/css/ |
| 20:09.27 | PoeticIntensity | yup, that'd do it, josephscott |
| 20:09.40 | PoeticIntensity | I'll give that a try.. |
| 20:09.51 | PoeticIntensity | I've been resisting jquery for years, because I know Javascript quite well. |
| 20:10.06 | PoeticIntensity | and now, it's making less and less sense to keep doing it the hard way. :) |
| 20:11.36 | PoeticIntensity | bingo, josephscott. Worked like a charm. |
| 20:11.39 | PoeticIntensity | thank you. |
| 20:11.44 | PoeticIntensity | ~josephscott++ |
| 20:11.49 | josephscott | np |
| 20:11.59 | josephscott | the jquery docs are quite good |
| 20:13.26 | PoeticIntensity | yeah, but at this point, I don't even know how to ask an intelligent question. |
| 20:13.32 | PoeticIntensity | I'm headed in the right direction, though. |
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| 20:20.22 | mgeary | PoeticIntensity: we don't mind your dumb questions ;) |
| 20:20.30 | PoeticIntensity | friggin' awesome. |
| 20:20.35 | PoeticIntensity | I'm a n00b, and I know it. |
| 20:20.41 | PoeticIntensity | Ready for another one? |
| 20:21.06 | PoeticIntensity | Say I have multiple instances of images whose opacity I wish to animate. |
| 20:21.28 | PoeticIntensity | I've figured out how to animate one button, but it isn't immediately apparent how I can attach a single animation function to multiple images...? |
| 20:22.27 | mgeary | PoeticIntensity: do they all have a common css class? |
| 20:22.35 | mgeary | or is there some other css selector to identify them all? |
| 20:22.36 | PoeticIntensity | oh, also the event which triggers is a click. |
| 20:22.47 | PoeticIntensity | sure.. I can give em' all a single class. |
| 20:22.52 | PoeticIntensity | (building this from scratch) |
| 20:22.57 | PoeticIntensity | ah... |
| 20:23.07 | PoeticIntensity | instead of the ....... yup. I think I follow. |
| 20:23.19 | PoeticIntensity | ~mgeary++ |
| 20:23.59 | PoeticIntensity | hrm... I'm pretty sure my idea will make all the buttons animate upon click, however. |
| 20:24.01 | mgeary | so you can apply a click() to a set, not just one |
| 20:24.27 | PoeticIntensity | So now, to make the click event trigger a universal animator, which animates just that which has been clicked, instead of the entire class. |
| 20:24.27 | mgeary | $("div.my_class").click(function(){...})) |
| 20:24.49 | mgeary | PoeticIntensity: you can use $(this) inside a function to reference the entity clicked |
| 20:25.00 | PoeticIntensity | cool. |
| 20:25.53 | josephscott | PoeticIntensity: how were using doing with without jQuery? if you are already familiar with plain javascript, the additional jQuery features should be pretty straight foward |
| 20:25.57 | josephscott | forward |
| 20:26.21 | PoeticIntensity | the syntax is as backwards as it can be. |
| 20:26.52 | PoeticIntensity | and there's no CSS-based triggers placed within DOM elements anymore (it seems) |
| 20:27.04 | PoeticIntensity | well... not CSS-based - JS-based. |
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| 20:31.57 | josephscott | $chuck-fact |
| 20:31.57 | raifbot | Chuck Norris played who will blink first, with a mirror. And he won |
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| 20:34.15 | PoeticIntensity | bingo. Thanks mgeary. |
| 20:34.21 | PoeticIntensity | $(this) works like a charm. |
| 20:34.35 | mgeary | PoeticIntensity: right on |
| 20:34.52 | PoeticIntensity | ~mgeary++ |
| 20:34.54 | PoeticIntensity | (again) |
| 20:35.10 | mgeary | :D thanks |
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| 20:36.56 | josephscott | $8ball are you sure today in Monday? |
| 20:36.56 | raifbot | josephscott - Yes - definitely. |
| 20:37.01 | josephscott | s/in/is/ |
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| 20:54.43 | PoeticIntensity | wowza... It's becoming quite apparent why jquery rocks the Casbah. |
| 20:58.22 | stderr | watch out for "this" gotchas, though |
| 21:04.33 | TuxToaster | for those who didn't see the tweet... http://placekitten.com/ |
| 21:04.35 | TuxToaster | hilarious. |
| 21:06.08 | mindjuju | is it always the same kitten? |
| 21:06.31 | fungus | always the same for each res |
| 21:06.42 | fungus | different res give different kittahs |
| 21:08.33 | mindjuju | that's funny |
| 21:09.15 | josephscott | the web has been taken over by kittahs! |
| 21:09.30 | TuxToaster | yup yup |
| 21:09.32 | TuxToaster | http://9gag.com/gag/84672/ |
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| 21:26.32 | TuxToaster | oi, listening to today's big plans for our database infrastructure. shoot me now. :P |
| 21:28.48 | josephscott | TuxToaster: throw away everything but memcached? ;-) |
| 21:28.52 | TuxToaster | LOl |
| 21:29.09 | TuxToaster | now he's talking building a mysql cluster on ultra tiny SSDs. |
| 21:29.31 | TuxToaster | and moving all of our databases (besides customer databases) to it |
| 21:29.47 | TuxToaster | when I pointed out that we do cross-database joins, he says "well, we'll have to stop." |
| 21:30.23 | TuxToaster | I listed off the various things we have in one of our reference databases (countries, time zones, airports, etc.) and he said "oh, we can load all of that in memory" |
| 21:30.29 | josephscott | your boss is funny |
| 21:30.44 | TuxToaster | "or, the database will be screaming fast, so load it in a second query" |
| 21:30.56 | TuxToaster | he really doesn't *get* the point of joining datasets, I think. |
| 21:31.19 | TuxToaster | yeah, he can be. :-) |
| 21:31.58 | TuxToaster | I'll just be surprised if he has the same plan tomorrow. Or once we get the boxes. We could have them sitting in front of us and built, and next thing you know they'll be used for something else instead. |
| 21:32.12 | josephscott | TuxToaster: you need to start printing your own trade mags and leave them around the office for him to pick up and read |
| 21:32.22 | TuxToaster | LOL |
| 21:32.25 | TuxToaster | now that's an idea. |
| 21:32.45 | TuxToaster | put the same idea in slightly different articles in both |
| 21:32.53 | TuxToaster | so he'll have good backup evidence. |
| 21:33.36 | TuxToaster | this morning they started looking at using Salesforce.com |
| 21:34.10 | TuxToaster | I made a comment that in a week or two we'd be backing down from it because they didn't like feature x or y. Didn't even make it past lunch before that happened. :-) |
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| 22:14.08 | josephscott | $chuck-fact |
| 22:14.09 | raifbot | Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana |
| 22:14.22 | josephscott | $8ball is mindjuju really welcome back? |
| 22:14.22 | raifbot | josephscott - Reply hazy, try again. |
| 22:14.31 | josephscott | $8ball is mindjuju really welcome back? |
| 22:14.31 | raifbot | josephscott - Cannot predict now. |
| 22:14.41 | josephscott | raifbot is a coward :-) |
| 22:15.43 | mindjuju | so influx, what's this i see about you putting a toothpick through your nose |
| 22:15.51 | mindjuju | did you have a bolt before? |
| 22:17.50 | TuxToaster | $8ball is mindjuju really welcome back? |
| 22:17.50 | raifbot | TuxToaster - Outlook good. |
| 22:18.06 | mindjuju | ;) |
| 22:18.14 | TuxToaster | $8ball I didn't ask about your e-mail, I asked if mindjuju is really welcome back? |
| 22:18.15 | raifbot | TuxToaster - You may rely on it. |
| 22:18.18 | TuxToaster | lol |
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| 22:23.14 | orsonj | Speaking of printing your own trade mags, anyone remember that side where you could make up statistics and it looked all professional? |
| 22:24.14 | TuxToaster | I'd say GraphJam but that one isn't meant to look professional, per se. |
| 22:25.47 | orsonj | no, it was very professional looking, but if you clicked on anything, it would bring up the fine print saying how it was all fake. |
| 22:26.06 | TuxToaster | yeah, think I saw it once, can't remember what it was though |
| 22:27.03 | orsonj | Every once in a while I try to find it, but keep coming up empty handed. |
| 22:27.26 | TuxToaster | http://www.datanumerics.com/ |
| 22:28.11 | TuxToaster | doesn't look like that one is very customizable though |
| 22:34.29 | mindjuju | any time your "food" is called "taco filling" your loosing a huge PR battle |
| 22:35.48 | mindjuju | and that latest Tbell commercial where they use the fractions, 88% beef, 4% spcies, only makes one wonder, wth is the remaining 8% |
| 22:36.08 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 22:38.30 | mindjuju | the really scary store though is Taco time |
| 22:38.53 | mindjuju | i ordered a chicken taco from there once, and it was a sliced up chicken fried pattie in a tortilla |
| 22:41.09 | mgeary | mindjuju: water |
| 22:41.09 | influx | Hahaha. |
| 22:41.16 | influx | That actually sounds good to me right now. |
| 22:41.39 | mgeary | for the record, i worked at Taco Bell for two years (granted, long ago), and never saw anything that made me not want to eat there |
| 22:42.17 | influx | I once was the recipient of an entire bucket/tub/whateveryouwanttocallit of ground beef that was for taco bell. |
| 22:42.27 | influx | I was fat and happy for a week. |
| 22:42.48 | influx | All I had to do was heat it up. |
| 22:43.19 | orsonj | I once ate 1/2 a Costco pizza. I wasn't hungry till a week later. |
| 22:43.43 | orsonj | (I did eat regular meals afterward, just didn't feel hungry till then) |
| 22:43.44 | influx | lol |
| 22:44.20 | orsonj | 1/4 was plenty, but there were three of us and the other two didn't want any more... |
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| 22:46.07 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 22:46.32 | TuxToaster | anyone tried Rock Creek pizza in Riverton? |
| 22:46.43 | TuxToaster | some of the best pizza I've tasted. |
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| 22:50.43 | TuxToaster | yeah, they're pretty good too |
| 22:53.25 | josephscott | odd http://techcrunch.com/2011/02/28/intel-closes-7-68-billion-mcafee-acquisition/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Techcrunch+%28TechCrunch%29&utm_content=Google+Reader |
| 22:53.43 | josephscott | grrrr crummy tracking vars |
| 22:53.43 | josephscott | http://techcrunch.com/2011/02/28/intel-closes-7-68-billion-mcafee-acquisition/ |
| 22:53.57 | josephscott | not sure what intel hopes to get out of mcafee |
| 22:54.11 | TuxToaster | wonder if they'll start doing hardware-based virus protection again |
| 22:54.14 | orsonj | Chico's Pizza in Moses Lake, WA <-- Strangest pizza I've had. (good though. looked like they scooped toppings out and dumped it in the middle of the pizza) |
| 22:54.34 | TuxToaster | like a lot of those on-chip ones that used to be in Via motherboards |
| 22:55.18 | orsonj | That's always a good one |
| 22:55.47 | mindjuju | on cpu antivirus? |
| 22:56.03 | TuxToaster | my fav recently has been a chicken and basil on a white garlic sauce |
| 22:56.28 | TuxToaster | mindjuju: dunno. Could be interesting. |
| 22:56.52 | TuxToaster | granted, most viruses exploit software vulnerabilities, so that's not terribly plausable |
| 22:57.04 | TuxToaster | but never know where they hope to go with it. |
| 22:57.10 | MorrisCox | I know nVidia has done onboard firewalls. |
| 22:58.28 | mindjuju | if they can make CPUs better prepared for virtualization environments, maybe they can give it instruction sets that make it better resistant to virus |
| 23:00.00 | mindjuju | k, time to take off and go do some statistics |
| 23:00.05 | mindjuju | i'm actually getting to like the stuff |
| 23:00.41 | MorrisCox | TechCrunch didn't captialize the word Internet. Seems they don't know the difference between an internet and the Internet. |
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| 23:03.18 | mindjuju | see y'all gents tomorrow |
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