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| 16:24.25 | TuxToaster | so I have a site that services multiple branded sites. We load each site's configuration into an associative array and store that in memcached |
| 16:25.00 | TuxToaster | then some other details are loaded into a few other arrays that are also stored into memcached. |
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| 16:26.27 | TuxToaster | over the weekend, there was a problem where one of the sites came up fine (the config item was found in the array, worked fine) but at least one of the other arrays was empty, and I'm not sure why. The main include checks that all four of the arrays are set, and if any are not it will reload all of them from the db and store them into memcached. |
| 16:27.21 | TuxToaster | so, I'm wondering if anyone has seen anything like this or has any ideas... I'm guessing maybe something went awry with the query that loads that one array (though it didn't seem to trigger any of my error handling), but curious if there might be something else I'd be missing. |
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| 17:51.41 | TuxToaster | $8ball is everyone asleep? |
| 17:51.42 | raifbot | TuxToaster - Reply hazy, try again. |
| 17:51.47 | TuxToaster | meh. |
| 17:51.50 | TuxToaster | $8ball is everyone asleep? |
| 17:51.50 | raifbot | TuxToaster - Don't count on it. |
| 17:52.05 | TuxToaster | $8ball is most of the room asleep? |
| 17:52.05 | raifbot | TuxToaster - Without a doubt. |
| 17:52.06 | fatal3rr | $8ball Should I go to the hospital or am I going to survive? |
| 17:52.07 | raifbot | fatal3rr - Don't count on it. |
| 17:52.08 | mgeary | $8ball, is everyone trying to get a handle on their week and avoid being buried? |
| 17:52.09 | raifbot | mgeary - My reply is no. |
| 17:52.09 | TuxToaster | there we go. |
| 17:52.15 | mgeary | well, you're wrong |
| 17:52.23 | TuxToaster | mgeary: yup yup |
| 17:52.31 | fatal3rr | $8ball am I dying? |
| 17:52.31 | raifbot | fatal3rr - Cannot predict now. |
| 17:52.36 | fatal3rr | damnit! |
| 17:52.37 | mgeary | ~hate billing |
| 17:52.37 | ibot | Hey mgeary, ,,|, |
| 17:52.41 | mgeary | exactly |
| 17:55.19 | herlo | mgeary: as in, billing customers? |
| 17:55.23 | mgeary | yeah |
| 17:55.34 | mgeary | least favorite part of my job |
| 17:55.50 | herlo | it means I hav money coming into my coffers :) |
| 17:56.05 | mgeary | well, sure. i like it when it's DONE |
| 17:56.08 | mgeary | but i hate doing it |
| 17:56.11 | herlo | but yeah, it takes time |
| 17:56.22 | herlo | mgeary: I use this tool called hamster project to track my hours |
| 17:56.31 | herlo | then turn them into bills |
| 17:56.44 | herlo | it's Linux only afaik, but could easily work for other oses |
| 17:58.44 | mindjuju | In FOSS news today, local UT company open sources their LMS "Canvas" |
| 17:59.00 | mindjuju | UVU migrating to Canvas Fall 2011 i think |
| 17:59.30 | herlo | yup |
| 17:59.32 | herlo | Instructure |
| 17:59.46 | herlo | IIRC, they were a company of the OSTC |
| 17:59.56 | mindjuju | that cool |
| 18:00.05 | herlo | down at Novell. The incubator that Shauna Theobald runs |
| 18:00.14 | mindjuju | yup, where we had UTOS |
| 18:01.32 | mindjuju | the real question is grammar, does one "open source an application" they are "open sourcing" Canvas |
| 18:01.36 | mindjuju | curious minds are curious |
| 18:02.18 | herlo | I think both work |
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| 18:02.31 | herlo | Canvas is an application written with source code |
| 18:03.42 | herlo | therefore, they are enabling others to read and modify their source code for their own benefit. It benefits Instructure in that those changes, generally speaking, will be provided in some fashion back to Canvas and benefit everyone who uses the central code base. |
| 18:04.47 | herlo | be it through bug reports, others forking and publishing their code based upon Instructure, etc. |
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| 18:07.10 | josephscott | $chuck-fact |
| 18:07.11 | raifbot | When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. |
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| 18:48.52 | ninnypants | $chuck-fact |
| 18:48.52 | raifbot | Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. |
| 18:51.10 | mgeary | $chucknorris |
| 18:51.14 | mgeary | $chuck norris |
| 18:51.17 | mgeary | really> |
| 18:51.17 | mgeary | ? |
| 18:51.33 | mgeary | raifbot: chucknorris is a wimp |
| 18:52.17 | herlo | $chuck-fact |
| 18:52.17 | raifbot | Darth Vader dresses up as Chuck Norris for Halloween. |
| 18:52.32 | mindjuju | @mgeary - david carridine once asked chuck norris to stop punching so hard |
| 18:52.43 | mindjuju | ^^true story^^ |
| 18:53.20 | mindjuju | mgeary is a chuck norris hater |
| 18:53.22 | herlo | lol |
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| 18:56.41 | TuxToaster | $8ball is Chuck Norris a wimp? |
| 18:56.42 | raifbot | TuxToaster - My reply is no. |
| 18:56.49 | TuxToaster | $lart herlo |
| 18:56.49 | raifbot | installs PocketPC on herlo's PDA. |
| 19:08.48 | josephscott | $chuck-fact |
| 19:08.48 | raifbot | Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. |
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| 19:10.23 | redroy | hilarious |
| 19:10.42 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 19:15.35 | mgeary | elementary school science fair today |
| 19:15.41 | mgeary | my boy is very excited |
| 19:16.10 | mgeary | his question posed was, "is it possible to use static electricity for practical purposes, such as lighting a light bulb?" |
| 19:16.45 | josephscott | I used it to turn off my tv once, though not intentially |
| 19:16.47 | mgeary | and we've learned some really cool tricks with our new Van de Graaff generator |
| 19:17.03 | mindjuju | v cool mgeary! |
| 19:17.51 | josephscott | $8ball is it possible to use static electricity for practical purposes, such as lighting a light bulb? |
| 19:17.51 | raifbot | josephscott - It is decidedly so. |
| 19:18.02 | mgeary | well, it's a two-part answer |
| 19:18.19 | mgeary | yes, you CAN light (some) light bulbs with static electricity, but no, it's not really practical to do so |
| 19:18.30 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 19:18.50 | mindjuju | fluorescent can be lit that way |
| 19:18.53 | mgeary | right |
| 19:18.55 | mgeary | and LEDs |
| 19:19.03 | mindjuju | ooo, didn't know about LEDs |
| 19:19.18 | mgeary | i've got some awesome photos and videos of a CFC bulb |
| 19:19.29 | TuxToaster | mgeary: so, what you're saying is, you don't want flashlights that require you to shuffle your feet across the carpet to work properly? |
| 19:19.35 | mgeary | one's got a of lightning-esque curl about it |
| 19:19.48 | mgeary | TuxToaster: but wouldn't it be cool if you COULD |
| 19:20.41 | TuxToaster | yup yup |
| 19:21.34 | DexterTheDragon | was it from here that The Manhattan Project has been recommended? |
| 19:21.44 | herlo | ~beat TuxToaster |
| 19:21.44 | ibot | ACTION beats TuxToaster with a very wet, sticky noodle |
| 19:22.00 | mindjuju | the manhattan project, movie from 80s? |
| 19:22.09 | josephscott | DexterTheDragon: yep, from the 80s |
| 19:22.16 | josephscott | watched it the a week or two ago |
| 19:22.16 | mindjuju | yes, i'd recommend it, though |
| 19:22.31 | mindjuju | has john litgow |
| 19:22.42 | DexterTheDragon | man its been sitting in my netflix queue forever and I couldn't for the life of me figure out why it was in there |
| 19:22.45 | herlo | lithgow? |
| 19:22.50 | josephscott | TuxToaster: said he missed science fairs, that was the greatest science fair movie of all :-) |
| 19:23.12 | TuxToaster | I need to watch that apparently |
| 19:23.28 | mindjuju | i think there might have been a science fair in Real Genius too |
| 19:24.04 | josephscott | real genius wasn't really a science fair |
| 19:24.12 | josephscott | but very geeky along similar lines |
| 19:24.41 | mindjuju | oh, i thought the question was, which movies show a science fair |
| 19:24.53 | josephscott | $8ball should TuxToaster watch The Manhattan Project? |
| 19:24.53 | raifbot | josephscott - Concentrate and ask again. |
| 19:25.05 | josephscott | $8ball should member:TuxToaster watch The Manhattan Project? |
| 19:25.05 | raifbot | josephscott - My reply is no. |
| 19:25.13 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 19:25.36 | josephscott | $8ball should TuxToaster watch The Manhattan Project? |
| 19:25.37 | raifbot | josephscott - It is decidedly so. |
| 19:25.49 | josephscott | yeah, see, I didn't really ask the same question the second time :-) |
| 19:26.16 | mindjuju | $8ball should TuxToaster read "The radioactive boy scout" about a boy who built some naughty stuff using americium from smoke detectors? |
| 19:26.16 | raifbot | mindjuju - Concentrate and ask again. |
| 19:26.24 | mindjuju | http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=radioactive+boy+scout&x=0&y=0 |
| 19:26.57 | TuxToaster | LOL |
| 19:27.00 | mindjuju | $8ball ditto ditto see previous ? |
| 19:27.00 | raifbot | mindjuju - Cannot predict now. |
| 19:27.00 | TuxToaster | nice |
| 19:27.01 | mgeary | that's cool |
| 19:27.18 | mindjuju | yeah mgeary, it's NEVER cool to fail a geiger counter test |
| 19:27.28 | mgeary | heh. apropos: http://pmgtg.com/a-tour-of-chernobyl-as-it-exists-today/ |
| 19:27.39 | mgeary | i was in Vienna, Austria when Chernobyl melted down |
| 19:28.06 | mindjuju | you're kidding?! did the clouds make it that far? |
| 19:28.54 | DexterTheDragon | these are my favorite pictures from Chernobyl http://www.stuckincustoms.com/2007/02/02/nuclear-winter-in-chernobyl/ |
| 19:29.07 | mgeary | mindjuju: about 1300 km away |
| 19:29.14 | mgeary | which is closer than you'd prolly like |
| 19:29.33 | mindjuju | i'd heard that part of europe covered, not sure which parts though |
| 19:30.39 | mindjuju | DtD, i'm not liking onthat geiger counter |
| 19:30.46 | mindjuju | not enough needles and nobs |
| 19:30.48 | mindjuju | knobs |
| 19:31.29 | DexterTheDragon | also some good ones here http://www.phoronix.com/scan.php?page=article&item=chernobyl_2010&num=1 |
| 19:32.18 | mindjuju | there is a discovery channel video about chernobyl, V sad |
| 19:35.34 | mindjuju | this is why i love living in utah! |
| 19:35.37 | mindjuju | "Posing as a physics professor, David solicited information on reactor design from the U.S. government and from industry experts. Following blueprints he found in an outdated physics textbook, David cobbled together a crude device that threw off toxic levels of radiation. His wholly unsupervised project finally sparked an environmental emergency that put his townâs forty thousand suburbanites at risk. The EPA ended up burying his la |
| 19:35.55 | mindjuju | that's an except from the radioactive boy scout |
| 19:36.10 | influx | wtg guy |
| 19:39.01 | mindjuju | hmm, haven't really read the book and reading the reviews of it, makes me think it wasn't well written |
| 19:39.19 | mindjuju | me read a mag article on the event and knew of the book |
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| 19:50.26 | influx | Is there anyone here who could help me transport a mattress set from IKEA to downtown slc? |
| 19:50.32 | influx | Like, up in the avenues. |
| 19:50.58 | TuxToaster | influx: I take it it's not one of their rolled up matresses? |
| 19:51.05 | TuxToaster | those things are cool how they pack them |
| 19:53.47 | influx | No sir. |
| 19:53.53 | influx | It's this set: http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/60169595 |
| 19:53.57 | influx | in the Queen size. |
| 19:54.43 | TuxToaster | nice. My brother in law had picked up a couple from there that were rolled up in a tube. Was cool. |
| 19:56.40 | influx | :D |
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| 20:02.48 | TuxToaster | $lart raifbot |
| 20:02.49 | raifbot | gives raifbot an extra strength ACME sleeping pill, sending raifbot to sleep for 150 years, and awakening to seven strange dwarfs and a large apple. |
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| 20:34.18 | josephscott | $chuck-fact |
| 20:34.18 | raifbot | Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience |
| 20:35.14 | influx | hahaha |
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| 20:48.02 | mindjuju | sup supernovia |
| 20:48.11 | supernovia | hey there mindjuju :) |
| 20:48.15 | supernovia | doing OK |
| 20:48.18 | supernovia | how are you? |
| 20:48.25 | mindjuju | prolly in trouble |
| 20:48.32 | supernovia | oh noes! what'd you do? |
| 20:48.46 | supernovia | (and did you get your laser light show yet?) |
| 20:48.53 | mindjuju | posted on FB that as of today, tiff is legally 1 year older than i am |
| 20:48.59 | mindjuju | not yet |
| 20:49.06 | mindjuju | she'll prolly kill me when i gets home |
| 20:49.36 | supernovia | lol |
| 20:49.47 | supernovia | I forgot it's her birthday! you doing anything awesome? |
| 20:50.13 | mindjuju | i bought her an Evil League of Evil shirt (from dr. horrible) |
| 20:50.33 | supernovia | woo woo! I just got a call from Macey's, got a $25 itunes gift card |
| 20:50.36 | mindjuju | can't today, because i have Music from boneheads class at 7p - 9p |
| 20:50.56 | supernovia | Music from Boneheads? |
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| 20:51.01 | mindjuju | yeah |
| 20:51.14 | supernovia | Sounds like some good times right there |
| 20:51.52 | supernovia | what do you have to do in the class? |
| 20:51.56 | mindjuju | he's trained from Julliard, reminded us thrice now (and we've only had 3 classes), and he HATES techno music |
| 20:52.04 | supernovia | lol. |
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| 20:52.28 | supernovia | but it was only because I was good at music theory |
| 20:52.39 | supernovia | and.. I didn't think that was a good enough reason to head over there. |
| 20:52.40 | mindjuju | infact, when we were going over the different types of instruments, you know, woodwinds, percussion, blah blah blah, he spent like 30 min on each section |
| 20:52.53 | mindjuju | spent 20 seconds on 1 slide about music made by electronic means |
| 20:52.54 | supernovia | :-0 |
| 20:53.08 | mindjuju | and when we went over the slide, he says, don't bother copying anything down, i won't test you on it |
| 20:53.18 | supernovia | what a weenie |
| 20:53.27 | mindjuju | totally, so i got him back |
| 20:53.39 | mindjuju | we had to write a paper on the difference between art of entertainment |
| 20:54.01 | supernovia | ya |
| 20:54.02 | supernovia | ? |
| 20:54.45 | mindjuju | quoting from strictly ballroom extensively, I argued the point that any event is entertainment unless a self-lauding "master" is present and then it can be categorized as "art" |
| 20:54.48 | mindjuju | have you s een strictly ballroom? |
| 20:55.13 | mindjuju | not that junk from richard gere and jlo |
| 20:55.28 | mindjuju | the one directed by the guy who did mulan rogue and romeo and julliet |
| 20:56.01 | supernovia | oh you forget who you're talking to |
| 20:56.06 | supernovia | I'm a total dunce at movies :T |
| 20:56.17 | mindjuju | dunce ? |
| 20:56.44 | supernovia | I'm no good |
| 20:56.49 | unum | I know a girl who has watched maybe two movies in here whole life |
| 20:56.55 | mindjuju | this movie - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105488/ |
| 20:56.59 | supernovia | really? yeah I've watched a few more than that |
| 20:57.43 | supernovia | haven't seen it. I did see mulan rogue though |
| 20:57.46 | unum | ya, she was hanging out with friends a couple of times and I think got trapped |
| 20:57.53 | mindjuju | did you like mulan rogue? |
| 20:57.57 | supernovia | Yeah :) |
| 20:57.59 | SunSparc | mindjuju: that movie was humorous. |
| 20:58.09 | supernovia | It was like being on a trip, but yeah I liked it |
| 20:58.30 | mindjuju | k, go back and watch strictly ballroom, it's made in the same manner as mulan rogue |
| 20:58.36 | mindjuju | and romeo and julliet |
| 20:58.37 | supernovia | my new med makes me loopier than toucan sam |
| 20:58.54 | influx | Wondered how that would lead to loopiness. |
| 20:59.08 | mindjuju | see supernovia, sunsparc likes it! |
| 20:59.18 | supernovia | :-D |
| 21:00.29 | supernovia | Well, it's like mulan goes to france, right? :) |
| 21:00.30 | mindjuju | and your spelling is better? |
| 21:00.48 | mindjuju | Moulin Rouge! |
| 21:00.51 | herlo | oops |
| 21:00.51 | supernovia | :-D |
| 21:00.53 | herlo | moulin |
| 21:00.55 | herlo | yeah |
| 21:00.57 | supernovia | lol |
| 21:01.02 | mindjuju | :) |
| 21:01.02 | herlo | but I was laughing at the rogue part |
| 21:01.17 | mindjuju | my french isn't what it used to be |
| 21:01.22 | herlo | going all 'rouge' on everyone! |
| 21:01.28 | herlo | lol :) |
| 21:01.56 | herlo | mulan is the movie about a chinese maiden |
| 21:02.22 | mindjuju | you know, she get killed in real life |
| 21:02.39 | herlo | so crazy chinese character going against everything |
| 21:02.54 | herlo | not too far from the show, I guess |
| 21:03.52 | supernovia | too funny |
| 21:04.01 | supernovia | $ball is this group the best evaaar? |
| 21:04.38 | supernovia | I'll take that as a yes. |
| 21:05.07 | herlo | supernovia: $8ball |
| 21:05.10 | herlo | :) |
| 21:05.33 | herlo | $8ball is mindjuju good at French? |
| 21:05.33 | raifbot | herlo - It is certain. |
| 21:05.36 | herlo | :P |
| 21:06.43 | TuxToaster | $8ball supernovia wants to know if this group is the best evaaar |
| 21:06.43 | raifbot | TuxToaster - Without a doubt. |
| 21:06.47 | TuxToaster | there you go. |
| 21:08.18 | TuxToaster | $8ball ? |
| 21:08.19 | raifbot | TuxToaster - It is certain. |
| 21:08.38 | macnewbold | $8ball |
| 21:08.38 | raifbot | macnewbold would help if you asked a question |
| 21:08.39 | TuxToaster | so, essentially uncertainty is certain. :-D |
| 21:08.51 | TuxToaster | bah. lol. |
| 21:08.52 | macnewbold | $8ball bacon? |
| 21:08.52 | raifbot | macnewbold - It is certain. |
| 21:08.59 | TuxToaster | mmm.... bacon. |
| 21:09.23 | ninnypants | $8ball $8ball |
| 21:09.23 | raifbot | ninnypants - Yes. |
| 21:09.56 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 21:18.59 | supernovia | oh I didn't realized I'd missed the 8 |
| 21:19.21 | supernovia | lol |
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| 21:21.27 | TuxToaster | $8ball is it okay that supernovia missed the 8? |
| 21:21.27 | raifbot | TuxToaster - Very doubtful. |
| 21:21.33 | TuxToaster | ouch. bad bot. |
| 21:21.50 | supernovia | Well, it wasn't OK, it didn't work, right? |
| 21:21.58 | supernovia | $8ball do you love me anyway? |
| 21:21.58 | raifbot | supernovia - Better not tell you now. |
| 21:22.01 | supernovia | lol |
| 21:22.03 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 21:22.04 | josephscott | lol! |
| 21:22.27 | josephscott | $8ball is it strange that we have entire conversations? |
| 21:22.27 | raifbot | josephscott - It is decidedly so. |
| 21:22.33 | supernovia | lol |
| 21:35.30 | TuxToaster | $8ball are you *really* random? |
| 21:35.30 | raifbot | TuxToaster - It is decidedly so. |
| 21:35.39 | TuxToaster | ha. that was not random. :P |
| 21:36.01 | TuxToaster | anyone here familiar with CARP? |
| 21:36.19 | SunSparc | Useless fish. |
| 21:36.30 | orsonj | sorry, haven't used it. |
| 21:37.31 | DexterTheDragon | Comprehensive Alcoholism Rehabilitation Programs? |
| 21:38.43 | DexterTheDragon | Central Arkansas Recreational Pedalers? |
| 21:38.44 | josephscott | I think he means http://www.openbsd.org/faq/pf/carp.html |
| 21:38.52 | DexterTheDragon | I feel that google is no help here |
| 21:39.07 | josephscott | $google carp |
| 21:39.07 | raifbot | josephscott searching http://www.google.com/search?q=carp -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carp -- http://www.carp-usa.info/ -- http://www.carpinc.org/ |
| 21:40.33 | wps | josephscott: |
| 21:40.42 | josephscott | ? |
| 21:40.42 | wps | what word press caching plug in would you recommend? |
| 21:40.46 | TuxToaster | SunSparc: LOL |
| 21:41.00 | SunSparc | :) |
| 21:41.01 | TuxToaster | yeah, Google is really no help. It keeps suggesting fish. :D |
| 21:41.08 | josephscott | wps: wp-super-cache is good for most folk |
| 21:41.09 | josephscott | folks |
| 21:41.31 | josephscott | if you have multiple web servers, memcached + batcache is good |
| 21:41.38 | TuxToaster | it's a method of redundancy, i.e. it can be used on two firewalls for failover |
| 21:42.10 | wps | thanks |
| 21:43.33 | SeKtA | vrrp is alretnative to carp, carp is mostly on bsd |
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| 21:51.20 | fungus | TuxToaster, on Linux you can use Heartbeat and Pacemaker to do what CARP does. |
| 21:52.02 | TuxToaster | fungus: actually what I'm after is just trying to understand why CARP needs an IP on each node on each interface to work properly. |
| 21:52.12 | josephscott | SeKtA: carp on linux - http://www.ucarp.org/project/ucarp - http://www.ioremap.net/projects/carp |
| 21:52.30 | SeKtA | you i know |
| 21:52.33 | TuxToaster | in the context of a firewall, you have to have a minimum of 3 public IP addresses to use CARP for the WAN interface |
| 21:52.36 | SeKtA | yup i mean |
| 21:53.15 | fungus | TT, it's because the CARP interface with the shared IP is virtual. It's not a secondary IP on an existing interface. |
| 21:54.03 | fungus | CARP is used for any kind of shared IP, so the distinction between WAN and LAN doesn't exist. |
| 21:54.47 | TuxToaster | ok |
| 21:54.57 | fungus | A possibility that might work. |
| 21:55.26 | fungus | Use private addresses on the WAN interfaces, and only use the public IP on the shared CARP interface. |
| 21:55.38 | fungus | Think of them as dummy IPs |
| 21:56.30 | TuxToaster | what we've got is a Watchguard firewall that we're trying to replace, I was asked to try replacing it with a pfSense box but hit a wall with CARP requiring 3 public IPs for the WAN (one for each box + the virtual IP that needs to be redundant) |
| 21:56.56 | TuxToaster | we only have one public that we can use there and supposedly getting more "is not an option" |
| 21:57.53 | TuxToaster | I thought about doing a private setup for it but you'd have to then have a router or something doing NAT between the firewall and the rest of the world |
| 21:58.23 | fungus | not true, just use the privates for the interfaces. |
| 21:58.31 | TuxToaster | hmm |
| 21:58.34 | fungus | Use the public for the shared interface. |
| 21:58.46 | TuxToaster | interesting thought. will have to give it a try |
| 21:59.04 | fungus | You don't need public access on the individual public interfaces |
| 21:59.38 | TuxToaster | right, which is why I wondered why it even required a separate IP... just not sure if pfSense will like it, but can't hurt to test. |
| 22:00.19 | fungus | could just be a pfSense thing, but it's not hard to pick some private addresses. |
| 22:00.56 | TuxToaster | yup yup. Will give it a shot in a bit. |
| 22:01.40 | fungus | eg. NodeA - wan0 172.16.0.1/30, NodeB - wan0 172.16.0.2/30, Shared - carp0 123.123.123.123/27 |
| 22:03.10 | TuxToaster | yeah, I'm thinking I might have to go into the box and set it up manually, I don't think the UI will take it since they aren't on the same IP block |
| 22:03.35 | TuxToaster | had a similar error there when I was trying to add VIPs for our other public range, which are routed from a different subnet |
| 22:03.53 | TuxToaster | ~fungus++ |
| 22:04.06 | TuxToaster | (which means you've got > 50 now :P) |
| 22:30.56 | mgeary | ~admire fungus |
| 22:30.56 | ibot | ACTION secretly and androgynously wishes it were just like fungus |
| 22:35.51 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 22:36.22 | TuxToaster | ~admire ibot |
| 22:36.22 | ibot | ACTION secretly and androgynously wishes it were just like ibot |
| 22:36.26 | TuxToaster | haha |
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| 23:12.59 | Utah_Dave | ~pfsense++ |
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| 23:13.23 | eggyknap | Mmm... pf FTW |
| 23:14.13 | macnewbold | $8ball time to go? |
| 23:14.13 | raifbot | macnewbold - Cannot predict now. |
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| 23:28.44 | ninnypants | $chuck-fact |
| 23:28.44 | raifbot | Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. |
| 23:29.10 | ninnypants | $8ball does chuck norris' internet ever get spotty? |
| 23:29.10 | raifbot | ninnypants - Reply hazy, try again. |
| 23:29.22 | ninnypants | $8ball does chuck norris' internet ever get spotty? |
| 23:29.22 | raifbot | ninnypants - Ask again later. |
| 23:29.35 | josephscott | very loud thunder down here in sandy |
| 23:29.42 | ninnypants | $8ball are you avoiding talking about chuck? |
| 23:29.42 | raifbot | ninnypants - Yes - definitely. |
| 23:29.48 | ninnypants | heh |
| 23:29.53 | josephscott | $weather sandy, ut |
| 23:29.53 | raifbot | josephscott - current weather for sandy, ut - Showers 36f / 2c Humidity: 76% Wind: N at 20 mph |
| 23:30.09 | ninnypants | $weather provo, ut |
| 23:30.09 | raifbot | ninnypants - current weather for provo, ut - Showers 45f / 7c Humidity: 63% Wind: W at 22 mph |
| 23:31.42 | macnewbold | $8ball is monday over yet? |
| 23:31.42 | raifbot | macnewbold - My reply is no. |
| 23:31.45 | macnewbold | bah |
| 23:31.56 | macnewbold | $8ball how did josephscott make you non-random? |
| 23:31.56 | raifbot | macnewbold - Cannot predict now. |
| 23:32.12 | macnewbold | $8ball do you follow the 3 laws of robotics? |
| 23:32.12 | raifbot | macnewbold - Outlook good. |
| 23:33.39 | TuxToaster | lol |
| 23:33.53 | TuxToaster | $8ball are you giving macnewbold a hard time? |
| 23:33.53 | raifbot | TuxToaster - You may rely on it. |
| 23:33.59 | TuxToaster | I do rely on it. |
| 23:34.03 | TuxToaster | someone's got to do it. :P |
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| 23:49.57 | DexterTheDragon | mindjuju: http://www.discovertrance.com/ |