| 00:01.40 | josephscott | something I've been playing with |
| 00:01.59 | josephscott | I've got a cold, so spending all day in bed, figured this was a good time to play with an IRC bot |
| 00:17.55 | josephscott | $random_number |
| 00:17.55 | dollarbot | josephscott your number is: 1938016831 |
| 00:18.01 | josephscott | $random_number 5 |
| 00:18.01 | dollarbot | josephscott your number is: 378395631 |
| 00:18.12 | josephscott | $random_number 2 5 |
| 00:18.12 | dollarbot | josephscott your number is: 4 |
| 00:18.25 | josephscott | $random_number 3 |
| 00:18.25 | dollarbot | josephscott your number is: 931907704 |
| 00:19.12 | *** join/#uphpu dollarbot (~dollarbot@ec2-184-73-163-211.compute-1.amazonaws.com) |
| 00:19.22 | josephscott | $random_number 3 |
| 00:19.22 | dollarbot | josephscott your number is: 229993127 |
| 00:26.36 | *** join/#uphpu dollarbot (~dollarbot@ec2-184-73-163-211.compute-1.amazonaws.com) |
| 00:26.51 | josephscott | $chuckfact |
| 00:26.51 | dollarbot | Chuck Norris once went skydiving. He promised never to do it again. He said one Grand Canyon is enough. |
| 00:26.59 | josephscott | $random_number |
| 00:26.59 | dollarbot | josephscott your number is: |
| 00:29.09 | josephscott | $random_number |
| 00:29.09 | dollarbot | josephscott your number is: |
| 00:31.17 | *** join/#uphpu dollarbot (~dollarbot@ec2-184-73-163-211.compute-1.amazonaws.com) |
| 00:31.22 | josephscott | $random_number |
| 00:31.23 | dollarbot | josephscott your number is: |
| 00:34.32 | *** join/#uphpu dollarbot (~dollarbot@ec2-184-73-163-211.compute-1.amazonaws.com) |
| 00:34.37 | josephscott | $random_number |
| 00:34.37 | dollarbot | josephscott your number is: |
| 00:35.52 | *** join/#uphpu dollarbot (~dollarbot@ec2-184-73-163-211.compute-1.amazonaws.com) |
| 00:35.55 | josephscott | $random_number |
| 00:35.55 | dollarbot | josephscott your number is: 546472434 |
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| 00:37.34 | josephscott | $random_number |
| 00:37.34 | dollarbot | josephscott your number is: 1,248,517,434 |
| 00:39.12 | josephscott | $chuck_fact |
| 00:39.13 | dollarbot | "The only thing we have to fear is Chuck Norris himself." - Franklin D. Roosevelt |
| 00:39.58 | *** join/#uphpu dollarbot (~dollarbot@ec2-184-73-163-211.compute-1.amazonaws.com) |
| 00:40.43 | josephscott | $random_number |
| 00:40.44 | dollarbot | josephscott your number is: 0 |
| 00:42.43 | josephscott | $random_number 5 |
| 00:42.43 | dollarbot | josephscott your number is: 4 |
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| 00:45.31 | josephscott | $random_number |
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| 00:46.40 | josephscott | $random_number |
| 00:46.41 | dollarbot | josephscott your number is: 753,305,126 |
| 00:46.54 | josephscott | $random_number 2 |
| 00:46.54 | dollarbot | josephscott your number is: 2 |
| 00:47.00 | josephscott | $random_number 2 |
| 00:47.00 | dollarbot | josephscott your number is: 0 |
| 00:47.15 | josephscott | $random_number 2 4 |
| 00:47.15 | dollarbot | josephscott your number is: 4 |
| 00:47.21 | josephscott | $random_number 2 4 |
| 00:47.21 | dollarbot | josephscott your number is: 2 |
| 00:47.26 | josephscott | $random_number 2 4 |
| 00:47.26 | dollarbot | josephscott your number is: 3 |
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| 00:50.56 | josephscott | $random_number |
| 00:50.56 | dollarbot | josephscott your number is: 807,892,463 |
| 00:51.03 | josephscott | $random_number 5 |
| 00:51.03 | dollarbot | josephscott your number is: 3 |
| 00:51.08 | josephscott | $random_number 2 3 |
| 00:51.08 | dollarbot | josephscott your number is: 3 |
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| 00:53.32 | josephscott | $chuck_fact |
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| 00:54.23 | josephscott | $chuck_fact |
| 00:54.23 | dollarbot | Ironically, Chuck Norrisâ hidden talent is invisibility. |
| 00:54.37 | josephscott | $chuck_fact |
| 00:54.37 | dollarbot | Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience |
| 00:54.47 | josephscott | $rlart |
| 00:54.53 | josephscott | $lart Chuck Norris |
| 00:55.03 | josephscott | $chuck_fact |
| 00:55.03 | dollarbot | A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there. |
| 00:55.10 | josephscott | $random_number |
| 00:55.10 | dollarbot | josephscott your number is: 179,782,549 |
| 00:55.15 | josephscott | $random_number 5 |
| 00:55.15 | dollarbot | josephscott your number is: 5 |
| 00:55.21 | josephscott | $random_number 2 4 |
| 00:55.21 | dollarbot | josephscott your number is: 4 |
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| 01:17.22 | josephscott | $chuck_fact |
| 01:17.22 | dollarbot | Chuck Norris doesent need a twitter, He's already following you. |
| 01:17.29 | josephscott | $8ball |
| 01:17.29 | dollarbot | As I see it, yes. |
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| 01:19.03 | josephscott | $8ball |
| 01:19.03 | dollarbot | josephscott - My reply is no. |
| 01:22.33 | josephscott | $random_number |
| 01:22.33 | dollarbot | josephscott your number is: 1,112,473,870 |
| 01:22.44 | josephscott | $random_number 1 6 |
| 01:22.44 | dollarbot | josephscott your number is: 5 |
| 01:28.22 | josephscott | $md5 |
| 01:28.32 | josephscott | $md5 password |
| 01:28.32 | dollarbot | josephscott MD5( 'password' ) 5f4dcc3b5aa765d61d8327deb882cf99 |
| 01:29.52 | josephscott | $sha1 |
| 01:29.56 | josephscott | $sha1 password |
| 01:29.57 | dollarbot | josephscott - SHA1( 'password' ) : 5baa61e4c9b93f3f0682250b6cf8331b7ee68fd8 |
| 01:30.15 | josephscott | ~md5 password |
| 01:30.29 | josephscott | ~sha1 password |
| 01:32.39 | josephscott | $crc32 password |
| 01:32.39 | dollarbot | josephscott - CRC32( 'password' ) : 901924565 |
| 01:39.12 | josephscott | $crypt password |
| 01:39.12 | dollarbot | josephscott - CRYPT( 'password' ) : $1$BncGlA2A$wcX8BSnNOe6inVC6QgSWH/ |
| 01:40.14 | josephscott | $rot13 password |
| 01:40.14 | dollarbot | josephscott - ROT13( 'password' ) : cnffjbeq |
| 01:44.01 | josephscott | $uuencode password |
| 01:44.01 | dollarbot | josephscott - UUENCODE( 'password' ) : (<&%S<W=O<F0` |
| 01:45.12 | josephscott | $uudecode (<&%S<W=O<F0` |
| 01:45.12 | dollarbot | josephscott - UUDECODE( '(<&%S<W=O<F0`' ) : password |
| 01:48.06 | josephscott | $base64_encode password |
| 01:48.06 | dollarbot | josephscott - BASE64_ENCODE( 'password' ) : cGFzc3dvcmQ= |
| 01:48.17 | josephscott | $base64_decode cGFzc3dvcmQ= |
| 01:48.18 | dollarbot | josephscott - BASE64_DECODE( 'cGFzc3dvcmQ=' ) : password |
| 02:01.33 | josephscott | $dec2bin 10 |
| 02:01.33 | dollarbot | josephscott - DEC2BIN( '10' ) : 1010 |
| 02:01.44 | josephscott | $dec2bin 100 |
| 02:01.45 | dollarbot | josephscott - DEC2BIN( '100' ) : 1100100 |
| 02:01.50 | josephscott | $dec2bin 2 |
| 02:01.51 | dollarbot | josephscott - DEC2BIN( '2' ) : 10 |
| 02:01.56 | josephscott | $dec2bin 3 |
| 02:01.57 | dollarbot | josephscott - DEC2BIN( '3' ) : 11 |
| 02:02.03 | josephscott | $dec2bin 4 |
| 02:02.04 | dollarbot | josephscott - DEC2BIN( '4' ) : 100 |
| 02:03.19 | josephscott | $bin2dec 100 |
| 02:03.19 | dollarbot | josephscott - BIN2DEC( '100' ) : 4 |
| 02:36.02 | ninnypants | josephscott: dollarbot is pretty neat |
| 02:36.17 | josephscott | ninnypants: thanks, it's a start |
| 02:37.39 | ninnypants | are you just writing parcers for random statements and having him throw back answers? so a regex for BIN2DEC to parse out the number or storing an array of facts for $chuckfact |
| 02:43.07 | josephscott | it has a general command parser |
| 02:43.18 | josephscott | looks for a file and function corresponding to that command |
| 02:43.30 | josephscott | that enabled each commend to do what ever it wants |
| 02:43.57 | josephscott | for the chuck_fact I have each fact in a separate file so that I can easily add new ones without having to restart the bot |
| 02:44.05 | josephscott | same for 8ball |
| 02:44.07 | josephscott | $8ball |
| 02:44.07 | dollarbot | josephscott - Most likely. |
| 02:44.13 | josephscott | $8ball |
| 02:44.13 | dollarbot | josephscott - Concentrate and ask again. |
| 02:44.42 | josephscott | I could have put it in a DB as well, but this is simple data so individual files is fine |
| 02:45.48 | ninnypants | that makes sense |
| 02:48.33 | josephscott | think of it as a flat file database :-) |
| 02:49.28 | josephscott | $chuck_fact |
| 02:49.28 | dollarbot | Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land. |
| 02:50.43 | josephscott | $chuck_fact |
| 02:50.44 | dollarbot | Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet. |
| 02:52.28 | ninnypants | heh I've never used anthing but mysql I need to get out any play around some more |
| 02:54.41 | josephscott | $random_number |
| 02:54.41 | dollarbot | josephscott your number is: 525,882,737 |
| 02:54.46 | josephscott | $random_number 2 |
| 02:54.46 | dollarbot | josephscott your number is: 2 |
| 02:54.52 | josephscott | $random_number 1234 |
| 02:54.53 | dollarbot | josephscott your number is: 401 |
| 02:54.59 | josephscott | $random_number 100 102 |
| 02:54.59 | dollarbot | josephscott your number is: 101 |
| 02:58.28 | ninnypants | josephscott: how are you making the calls to the files does it just make an http call to the php file and output the return? |
| 02:59.34 | josephscott | ninnypants: here's the chuck fact function - http://pastebin.com/xUNpntfu |
| 02:59.43 | josephscott | well, the guts of it |
| 03:00.59 | ninnypants | what about things like the DEC2BIN? |
| 03:06.55 | josephscott | just a php function call |
| 03:07.20 | josephscott | here's the whole function - http://pastebin.com/dE6pnXNR |
| 03:07.23 | josephscott | for the bot |
| 03:07.47 | josephscott | ninnypants: http://pear.php.net/package/Net_SmartIRC does all the IRC hard work :-) |
| 03:10.05 | ninnypants | oh so you keep functions like that inside and reboot the bot everytime you add one but data you're keeping in files. i thought you were storing the functions in seperate files too |
| 03:15.30 | josephscott | actually I can add new functions without restarting the bot |
| 03:15.53 | josephscott | yep, the functions are separate files as well, so that they can be loaded on the fly |
| 03:16.02 | josephscott | still have to restart the bot if you update a function :-( |
| 03:17.32 | ninnypants | that makes sense though once it's parsed into running code it can't really be modified... |
| 03:18.44 | ninnypants | well you've inspired me I'm gonna go play some video games and try to thing of something cool to hack on tonight :) |
| 03:43.39 | josephscott | $google joseph scott |
| 03:43.40 | dollarbot | josephscott http://www.google.com/search?q=joseph+scott |
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| 03:45.09 | josephscott | $google joseph scott |
| 03:45.09 | dollarbot | josephscott searching http://www.google.com/search?q=joseph+scott |
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| 03:47.26 | josephscott | $google joseph scott |
| 03:47.26 | dollarbot | josephscott searching http://www.google.com/search?q=joseph+scott -- http://josephscott.org/ -- http://joseph.randomnetworks.com/ -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Scott |
| 03:56.55 | josephscott | $chuck_fact |
| 03:56.55 | dollarbot | Chuck Norris can sit in the corner of a circular room |
| 03:57.02 | josephscott | $chuck_fact |
| 03:57.02 | dollarbot | Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird |
| 04:05.46 | josephscott | $host dev.josephscott.org |
| 04:05.46 | dollarbot | josephscott - dev.josephscott.org = 184.73.163.211 |
| 04:05.57 | josephscott | $host 184.73.163.211 |
| 04:05.57 | dollarbot | josephscott - 184.73.163.211 = larry |
| 04:06.11 | josephscott | $host google.com |
| 04:06.11 | dollarbot | josephscott - google.com = 72.14.204.99 |
| 04:06.19 | josephscott | $host 72.14.204.99 |
| 04:06.19 | dollarbot | josephscott - 72.14.204.99 = iad04s01-in-f99.1e100.net |
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| 05:01.36 | josephscott | $8ball |
| 05:01.36 | dollarbot | josephscott - |
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| 05:03.26 | josephscott | $8ball |
| 05:03.26 | dollarbot | josephscott - Yes. |
| 05:03.31 | josephscott | $8ball |
| 05:03.31 | dollarbot | josephscott - Without a doubt. |
| 05:03.35 | josephscott | $8ball |
| 05:03.35 | dollarbot | josephscott - Signs point to yes. |
| 05:03.42 | josephscott | $chuck_fact |
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| 05:05.02 | josephscott | $chuck_fact |
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| 05:17.44 | josephscott | $chuck_fact |
| 05:17.44 | dollarbot | Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. |
| 05:17.51 | josephscott | $chuck_fact |
| 05:17.51 | dollarbot | Noah needed two of ALMOST everything on the Arc; he only needed one Chuck Norris. |
| 05:17.58 | josephscott | $8ball |
| 05:17.58 | dollarbot | josephscott - You may rely on it. |
| 05:18.16 | josephscott | $8ball are you functioning ok? |
| 05:18.16 | dollarbot | josephscott - My reply is no. |
| 05:18.32 | josephscott | $8ball is tomorrow Chrismas? |
| 05:18.32 | dollarbot | josephscott - Cannot predict now. |
| 05:19.47 | josephscott | $random_number |
| 05:19.47 | dollarbot | josephscott your number is: 233,374,039 |
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| 05:33.36 | josephscott | $lart chuck norris |
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| 05:36.36 | josephscott | $lart chuck norris |
| 05:36.43 | josephscott | $lart ie6 |
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| 05:48.36 | josephscott | $lart ie6 |
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| 05:50.17 | josephscott | $lart ie6 |
| 05:50.42 | josephscott | $lart ie6 |
| 05:50.46 | josephscott | $lart ie |
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| 05:53.43 | josephscott | $lart ie |
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| 05:59.36 | josephscott | $lart ie |
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| 06:09.27 | josephscott | $lart ie |
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| 06:11.48 | josephscott | $lart ie |
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| 06:15.13 | josephscott | $lart ie |
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| 06:15.45 | josephscott | $lart ie |
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| 06:17.09 | josephscott | $lart ie |
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| 06:18.06 | josephscott | $lart ie |
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| 06:19.51 | josephscott | $chuck_fact |
| 06:19.51 | dollarbot | Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly âget out of jail freeâ card. |
| 06:21.06 | herlo | josephscott: merry christmas |
| 06:21.17 | herlo | in fact, happy holidays to all here |
| 06:21.22 | josephscott | herlo: hi! merry christmas! |
| 06:22.39 | josephscott | and now good night :-) |
| 06:22.58 | herlo | hehe, gn |
| 07:08.22 | ninnypants | DexterTheDragon: sites looking good |
| 07:08.35 | DexterTheDragon | ninnypants: thanks |
| 07:08.58 | ninnypants | seems to be running a little slow though |
| 07:09.23 | DexterTheDragon | probably my awesome hosting |
| 07:10.05 | ninnypants | heh :) you on shared or your own server? |
| 07:10.23 | DexterTheDragon | I call it computer in my closet hosting |
| 07:10.53 | ninnypants | that's what I thought. I think you told me about it at UTOSC |
| 07:11.32 | DexterTheDragon | I have a new computer that I'm going to move it over to. thats the next project |
| 07:13.07 | ninnypants | I've been meaning to set up a home server |
| 07:13.16 | ninnypants | haven't gotten around to it |
| 07:14.06 | DexterTheDragon | off to bed |
| 07:14.10 | DexterTheDragon | Merry Christmas |
| 07:16.55 | ninnypants | merry christmas |
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| 17:54.15 | romanovic | Happy Christmas #uphpu! |
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