IRC log for #uphpu on 20100806

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00:52.31mindjujujsmith
00:52.38mindjujuoh, he's away
00:52.40mindjuju:(
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02:58.56utahconanyone around for some apache help?
03:12.52wpsI could try
03:31.11utahconwell it turns out I need Zend Framework .htaccess help
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03:31.29wpsI know nothing about Zend, but am experienced with .htaccess
03:32.12utahconwell I have a setup like this /home/myClientsAccount/theirWebsiteRoot/myApp
03:32.27utahconin myApp I have a /public folder that I need to have all requests go through
03:32.55utahconIt would seem to me that a .htaccess in /myApp to point all things through /public/index.php should work
03:33.58wpsso you want /home/myClientsAccount/theirWebsiteRoot/myApp/public/ to be web root?
03:34.09utahconon my server I had a apache site configured as http://pastie.org/1078844
03:34.28utahconyeah I was /public to be the root, but only for my app
03:34.43utahconso they will go to client.com/myApp and it would all run through /public
03:36.32wpsif I am understanding you correctly, you want to have an app running as a sub directory but have absolute URLs
03:36.34wpsthat's not possible
03:36.48utahconhmm
03:36.50utahconthat sucks
03:36.58wpswhy not run the app as a subdomain?
03:37.04wpsmyApp.client.com
03:37.10utahconso... I can't have calls for client.com/app go to client.com/app/public/index.php?
03:37.11wpsthat gives you what you want
03:37.25utahconsubdomain would be too easy :D
03:37.33utahconclient wants it as client.com/app
03:37.35utahcon:(
03:38.05wpswait… let me review your paths again…
03:38.17utahconfeel free to ask for clarification
03:38.23utahconI know I am as clear as mud
03:38.27wpsyou might be able to do what you want
03:38.31wpswith mod_rewrite
03:38.45utahcon:)
03:39.33wpsclient.com reads from:
03:39.34wps?
03:39.41wps<PROTECTED>
03:39.47utahconyes
03:39.51wpsand if you typed in…
03:40.02wpsclient.com/myapp/public/index.php
03:40.05wps…that would work
03:40.07wps?
03:40.28utahconyes
03:40.40wpsand you simply want the app to have a prettier URL?
03:40.48wpsyou want it to be: client.com/app ?
03:40.49utahconyes
03:41.01wpsie: client.com/app or client.com/app/index.php
03:41.02wps?
03:41.07utahconyes
03:41.08wpsah…
03:41.12wpsthat can definitely be done
03:41.15wpsthat's easy
03:41.16utahcon:D
03:41.25wpsthat has nothing to do with server file paths
03:41.39wpsif it is working as client.com/myapp/public/index.php
03:41.52wpsand you just want to make it prettier, you can make it most anything with a mod_rewrite
03:42.01wpsdo you need help with the rewrite rule?
03:42.06utahconyes please
03:43.41wpscoming right up
03:45.33wpshttp://pastie.org/1078865
03:48.21utahconhmmm
03:48.27utahconnow I get a Forbidden Access
03:49.02wpsoh… wait
03:49.24wpsyou need to not use those conditions
03:50.12utahconhmm
03:50.18utahconstill Forbidden
03:50.37herloutahcon: then don't do it
03:50.42herlo:P
03:50.43wpswell… actually… they could be okay
03:50.52wpssorry… hard to say for certain without seeing your set up
03:51.13utahconyeah I was afraid of that
03:51.17utahconbut I appreciate the help
03:51.22herloutahcon: hehe
03:51.23utahconit is getting me closer, I can feel it!
03:51.39wps<PROTECTED>
03:51.43utahconIDK
03:51.51utahconI have no rights on this box
03:51.54utahconcan't even read the logs :(
03:52.07wpshow can you dev on a box without access to permissions and logs?
03:52.26utahconI did the dev locally
03:52.33utahconthey assured me all was as I asked
03:52.34utahconthey lied
03:52.41utahconso I will be tacking admin fees on :D
03:52.46wpsnice
03:53.51utahcon:D
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04:06.04utahconRewriteCond %{REQUEST_URI} !^/public/
04:06.19utahcon^^ that says any URIs that don't begin with /public/ right?
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04:18.37herlodoes to me
04:19.27utahconok
04:19.29utahconah neat
04:19.41utahconso I am passed the mod_rewrite
04:19.46utahcontheir PHP is just screwy
04:19.49utahconstupid client
04:19.54utahconah more fun for tomorrow
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15:01.20mindjujuwell, for what its worth, it's friday
15:09.13redroyhurray for fridays
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15:46.37herlow00t!
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17:00.21mindjuju~rlart
17:00.22ibotresizes PoeticIntensity's terminal to 40x24
17:03.59PoeticIntensitywha...>!?!
17:04.02PoeticIntensitydude...
17:04.04PoeticIntensitythis means WAR!
17:08.37utahconI don't know why I am updating my office Ubuntu install ... <facepalm>
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17:39.50DexterTheDragonmindjuju: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q9rewnLFYw
17:42.52josephscottbrains - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6vnM9I7HIo&feature=related
17:44.17josephscottthis is an nice alternative to the same thing - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjcH2UmK1uo
17:45.17mindjuju@josephscott and all you zombie lovers - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N1_0SUGlDQ
17:45.54josephscottI first heard this song while playing rockband
17:45.58josephscottit was a bit odd :-)
17:46.09mindjujuhave you played the game though?
17:46.24josephscottno
17:46.41josephscottoh, wait, have I played rockband?  yes
17:46.49josephscottI thought you were talking about a zombie game
17:46.55mindjujuno, have you played the game plants v zombies
17:46.59josephscottno
17:47.04mindjujuyeah, that's an awesome game
17:47.09mindjujuit's like $10 on steam
17:47.41mindjujucorban played and beat the game
17:47.53mindjujugot good strategy, and not gross
17:50.21mindjujui think i prefer jsmith when he's away
17:50.40mindjujuoops!  didn't mean to say that out loud
18:04.04josephscottis listening to the air conditioner
18:04.18fungushehe, sounds like everyone needs better headphones.
18:24.50mindjujui got some bose over the ear, i'm loving life
18:48.28wpsmindjuju: you want one of these?
18:48.29wpshttp://thejailbreak.com/2010/08/06/things-i-need-aunt-gertrudes-infamous-inflatable-meatloaf/
18:49.19mindjujucurious
18:49.25mindjujuis that like a foot rest?
18:58.22mindjuju@beandog - WOW - http://www.perpetualkid.com/the-originial-snoopy-sno-cone-machine.aspx
18:58.49wpswow, that sure takes me back
18:59.04mindjujuyup
18:59.12wpscame out the year I was born
19:07.48tierrawhoa... I had one of those as a kid
19:08.03mindjujusup tierra
19:08.19optikalhaha, I had one of those too
19:09.23tierramindjuju: hey
19:35.53macnewboldi have a snoopy snow cone machine at my house right now - they still make them
19:46.27macnewboldfungus: pm me when you have a sec.. i wanted to chat with you about something
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21:02.21fungusspeaking of utahcon awesome new gig at CodeGreene...
21:02.41fungusanyone feel they can try to match utahcon in his old gig?
21:06.24josephscottutahcon: at CG now?
21:06.27bhosiehey guys, total php noob here. I'm working on page.php in wp and trying to dynamically load a different menu for each page. http://pastebin.com/MnR79MXn
21:06.38tierrawhat was his old gig?
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21:06.59josephscottbhosie: are you using the custom menus in WP3.0+ ?
21:07.06fungusSOS Staffing, corporate web dev
21:07.26bhosiemy "if" get skipped and the "else" runs. I think my issue is trying to use *the_title()*
21:07.29josephscottutahcon: wait, does that mean you won't have to use CVS any more?
21:07.39bhosieyes
21:08.10bhosieand i'm extending a the buddypress theme
21:08.24josephscottbhosie: I think you meant get_the_title instead
21:08.36josephscotthttp://codex.wordpress.org/Template_Tags/get_the_title
21:08.58josephscottsince the_title will echo out the title
21:09.07bhosiejosephscott: that worked perfect. Thanks!
21:09.19josephscottnp
21:09.22bhosiethat's exactly what was happening.
21:09.38tierrafungus: maybe... want my resume?
21:09.56fungusSure.  I'll get it in the right hands.
21:10.05josephscottfungus: have you expelled CVS from SOS yet?
21:10.12tierraheh
21:10.41fungusshh, don't mention that.  You'll scare people away.
21:11.37fungusand it's not up to me.  I'm not in the development group(s)
21:14.23jtsnow~friday
21:14.24ibot! ! ! F R I D A Y ! ! !
21:14.55ninnypantsstrange utosbot didn't say anything
21:25.34stderrCVS?  Man that'd stop me in my tracks quicker than mace
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21:36.34influxCVS?
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22:07.36wpshttp://screencast.com/t/MDA3M2E3ZDkt
22:09.14influxWat.
22:10.14mindjujui hungry
22:11.41ninnypantshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XI3U8eupNQ&feature=player_embedded
22:11.42influxTaco stand.
22:11.45influxninnypants: ping
22:11.58ninnypantshey influx
22:12.09mindjujufunny, nyrd love note - http://www.icanhasinternets.com/2010/08/nyrd-love-note/
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22:12.47mindjujuah brasto, whens the big day?
22:14.47mgearywhich big day is that?
22:15.43mindjujumgeary, brasto engaged
22:15.44mindjuju!
22:15.49mgearycongrats, brasto
22:15.52mindjujuhttp://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/brasto?v=info&ref=ts
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22:20.56wpsha ha ha
22:20.58wpsthis is awesome
22:20.59wpshttp://imgn.dt07.net/851/851984_b.jpg
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22:22.24beandogO hai
22:23.28SunSparcwps: lol, that is freaky!
22:23.39wpsweird, huh
22:24.00SunSparctotally
22:24.02wpsoh the things you run across on the internet
22:25.11SunSparcRemind me of the cyclops from Krull
22:25.20SunSparcMust be his kid.
22:25.46beandogKrull ... what a great movie
22:26.39SunSparchttp://phantomleap.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/krull-cyclops-1-pl.jpg
22:27.03beandogIts creepy when he blinks.
22:27.07SunSparcbeandog: Yeah, I used to watch that over and over when I was a kid.
22:27.09SunSparchehe
22:27.12wpsI recognize the character, but I don't think I've actually seen that show
22:27.15beandogAlso when he stabs his stick in your back.
22:27.34SunSparcOuchie
22:27.57SunSparcwps: what?!
22:28.01beandogKrull is the best movie .. its like the only really good fantasy sci-fi crossover
22:28.08SunSparcwps:  NetFlix it.
22:28.11beandogswords *and* lasers.  beat that.
22:28.23SunSparcAnd that sweet Glave!
22:28.24wpsI've never netflixed
22:28.36beandog~upgrade wps
22:28.40wps:)
22:28.42SunSparclol
22:28.53SunSparcWe need wps 2.0
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22:29.56SunSparcwps: here you go http://www.netflix.com/Movie/Krull/60020023?strackid=2aab4aeacc8350e8_0_srl&strkid=690825517_0_0&lnkctr=srchrd-sr&trkid=222336
22:30.12beandogOoh, watch it now
22:30.22beandogYou can watch it ... now!
22:30.43wpsit's amazing how bit github has become
22:30.50wpss/bit/big/
22:30.53SunSparcWhoa, Liam Neeson was in that?!  I need to rewatch it now.
22:30.54wpsthanks, ibot
22:31.00beandogSunSparc, yah, he had like 3 lines.
22:31.30SunSparcbeandog: I love going back through old movies I used to watch and seeing who became stars.
22:31.45beandogSunSparc, then you'll love Star Crash
22:32.12beandogThink of it as Star Wars ... minus the talent
22:32.22beandogand with babes in leather bikinis.
22:32.34SunSparcheh
22:32.39beandogdangit now I have to watch the trailer
22:32.44SunSparcHasselhoff!  lol
22:32.53SunSparcPlummer!  hah
22:33.39beandogI really do love the old sci fi movies
22:33.58beandogwow, I never realized Plummer is as bad as Shatner
22:34.06beandogyou must .. find ... the planet ... and ... destroy it
22:35.16beandogreminds me of buck rogers a bit.
22:35.49SunSparcHoly mind numbing
22:35.51SunSparc:D
22:35.56fungusPlummer the father or Plummer the daughter??
22:36.00SunSparcI think I have actually seen that trailer.
22:36.04beandogfungus, father
22:36.19fungusoh, good.  Cause I don't want you knocking Amanda Plummer
22:36.42fungushttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_58YdwEKkZY
22:36.44SunSparcbeandog: remember this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzUJJKDa558
22:37.02beandogSunSparc, oh yah, we watched it at GMN
22:37.38SunSparcbeandog: The Black Hole used to freak me out big time when I was a kid.
22:38.20mindjuju@beandog - i heard krull was robin hood in space
22:38.23mindjujuis true?
22:38.33beandogrobin hood??
22:38.34SunSparcKrull is not in space
22:38.35beandogOh man.
22:38.42beandogmindjuju, you have been sadly misinformed.
22:38.55beandogSunSparc, the Beast is from outer space
22:39.04SunSparcYes
22:39.12beandogmindjuju, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBKcmg0c2bU
22:39.35beandogThe score is seriously *amazing*
22:40.17SunSparcMovie trailers sure have come a long way.
22:40.25mindjujusouonds a little robin hoody
22:40.31beandogo.O
22:40.40beandogmindjuju, it's sci-fi, adventure, fantasy, romance, action, adventure
22:40.41beandogit is *awesome*
22:40.48mindjujuband of theves for his sidekicks
22:40.49beandogseriously.  good movie
22:40.52beandog++
22:40.57mindjujua prince but not on a throne
22:40.58beandogmindjuju, he's a displaced king
22:41.08mindjujuclose enough for my book
22:41.17mindjujui'm not saying it's bad, don't get me wrong
22:41.26mindjujujust that it sounds a little like robin hood in space
22:41.36beandogtheres no space travel
22:41.55beandogwell, except The Beast :D
22:42.01beandogYou gotta see it
22:42.29beandogmindjuju, have you ever seen Cloak & Dagger?
22:42.34mindjujuof course
22:42.39beandogOh good
22:42.39mindjujui have it on vhs
22:42.40SunSparcI would show it to my wife, but she would probably scratch her eyes out after about 10 minutes of it.
22:42.51mindjujunow HERE is a trailer - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg06ZBdHb5M
22:42.59beandogmeh
22:43.00mindjujui'll see about finding a copy of krull
22:43.12beandogDune is freeky
22:43.24mindjujusoundtrack is by Toto
22:43.28SunSparcYeah, Dune freaked me out when I was a kid also.  Love it now.
22:43.48SunSparcAwesome movie.  The miniseries from SyFy is good too.  The book rocks.
22:43.55mindjujui actually have the original soundtrack AND the extended soundtrack
22:45.32SunSparcNice
22:45.47SunSparcHave you seen the 4 hour extended version director cut?
22:46.06mindjujuthe one with the guy doing the intro? of course
22:46.16SunSparcYeah
22:46.22mindjujuand was nutty enough to sit and watch both to see what was missing out of the one
22:46.34SunSparcwow, nice!
22:46.36beandogSunSparc, wait whut?
22:46.39beandogtheres another version?
22:46.42beandogdoes it make more sense?
22:46.45mindjujuin fact, i think the extended soundtrack is all from the extended version
22:46.50SunSparcbeandog: It helps.
22:46.51beandogbecause I was totally lost
22:47.16SunSparcIt all makes sense to me since I read the book.
22:47.33SunSparcLove that book.
22:47.44mindjujuoh wow, if you listen closely to the background sounds, you can here pac man at 1:17 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzfuNSpP0RA
22:48.14beandogmindjuju, I think you just watned to see the chick again
22:48.54mindjujuoh wow, he looks just like anakin in revenge of the sith, just with no whinny-ness - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC-dwjrinK0&feature=related
22:49.03mindjujuthe hasselhoff == jedi?
22:49.09beandogand with a fro
22:52.20mindjujucool!  Step up 3D, i'm so there!
22:52.39mindjujufinally a movie people want filmed in all 3D -- all the time!
22:56.00mindjuju@beandog - kungfu rumsfeld - http://kungfurumsfeld.ytmnd.com/
22:56.04mindjujuthat's awesome!
22:56.20beandogls
22:56.20beandogyou guys ever used pecl rar
22:56.20beandogI didnt even know there was one
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23:03.30thebigdogwho uses rar files
23:04.34mindjujuyour mom uses rar files
23:05.33fungusthebigdog, pirates
23:05.42fungusTons of 'em in torrents
23:20.54SunSparcrar is a great compression algorithm
23:21.00SunSparcLater yallz
23:27.18macnewboldadobe/rain news anyone?
23:28.03mindjujui know about adobe and orem, but i dont know any news about rain
23:28.09mindjujuis ther eany macnewbold?
23:33.02fungusRAR is actually an inferior compression algorithm *and* it's a proprietary algorithm that requires special licenses for creating archives.
23:34.15thebigdogfungus i dont visit those sites...hehe
23:34.25beandogThey use rar by default here at work
23:34.43thebigdogbeandog really...that seems too much
23:34.45beandoghttp://suzuran.deviantart.com/art/Marvel-Megas-174226608
23:34.46beandogaewsome
23:34.49thebigdogjust use zip or bzip or gzip
23:34.54beandogthebigdog, well they all use winrar
23:35.02beandogand theyre not paying attention when they compress stuff
23:35.16beandogSo I just gotta support unpacking em, and they are all happy
23:36.29beandoghttp://www.neatorama.com/neatogeek/2010/08/06/tetris-love-note/
23:39.39thebigdogwow that is crazy...i would just use zip that is included in windows
23:40.40beandogIts far easier to change my code than to change them
23:41.04beandogiow, I don't care. :)
23:41.12beandog~indifferent beandog
23:51.25beandogwow
23:51.29beandograr --help is like .. 500 lines
23:53.10beandogwell, 107
23:53.12beandogclose enough.
23:57.51beandog$ p7zip --help
23:57.52beandogUsage: /usr/bin/p7zip [-d] [-h|--help] [file]
23:57.53beandogfail.

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