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| 00:44.56 | itimber | I'm out... later guys |
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| 02:35.05 | redroy | Any sysadmins out there that can give me a hand with a php extension? |
| 02:42.28 | influx | oi |
| 02:42.31 | influx | not me |
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| 02:44.27 | influx | if I set the field type of a column in mysql as datetime, do I use localtime() to insert the time of the record's creation? |
| 02:44.32 | influx | time of a record's creation* |
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| 14:28.52 | macnewbold | influx: now() is what i usually use, or sometimes current() or current_time() I think works |
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| 15:11.54 | influx | macnewbold: Thanks! |
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| 15:25.55 | influx | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1scwq7DhfI |
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| 15:40.39 | utahcon | ugh... phpMyAdmin says the user/passwd works |
| 15:40.42 | utahcon | lets me in |
| 15:40.46 | utahcon | app can't seem to play along |
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| 16:03.09 | macnewbold | utahcon: are phpmyadmin and your site connecting from the same host? |
| 16:03.22 | macnewbold | may be an access control thing, or perhaps wrong host name on one of them? |
| 16:03.26 | itimber | morning guys |
| 16:03.30 | macnewbold | ~salute itimber |
| 16:03.31 | ibot | ACTION shows itimber how to count in binary on his fingers... then stops conspiciously on the number 4 |
| 16:03.33 | macnewbold | doh |
| 16:03.42 | macnewbold | i keep forgetting that salute doesn't do what i think it should |
| 16:03.44 | itimber | haha |
| 16:03.47 | macnewbold | ~greet itimber |
| 16:03.48 | ibot | ACTION dumps a bucket of cold oatmeal on itimber |
| 16:03.50 | macnewbold | hm, |
| 16:03.53 | utahcon | macnewbold: yes they are |
| 16:03.54 | macnewbold | ~welcome itimber |
| 16:03.55 | ibot | Good to see you, itimber! |
| 16:03.58 | macnewbold | that's better |
| 16:04.01 | itimber | there we go |
| 16:04.03 | macnewbold | ~stupid bot |
| 16:04.04 | ibot | Stupid human. |
| 16:04.14 | macnewbold | touche |
| 16:05.03 | itimber | haha |
| 16:53.52 | supernovia | good morning! :-) |
| 16:55.38 | unum | I've got my two new servers up and running with bucardo!!! |
| 17:01.25 | macnewbold | s/bucardo/FreeBSD/; |
| 17:01.36 | macnewbold | ~wiki bucardo |
| 17:01.59 | macnewbold | yeah, thanks, real helpful |
| 17:02.01 | macnewbold | ~bucardo |
| 17:02.39 | unum | it's postsgresql replication software |
| 17:03.11 | unum | largely written at backcountry |
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| 17:21.59 | mindjuju | i wish i had a faux fur vest |
| 17:22.10 | fungus | eww |
| 17:22.11 | SunSparc | ? |
| 17:22.21 | mindjuju | rofl\ |
| 17:22.31 | fungus | faux fur is so not *in* |
| 17:23.09 | mindjuju | ti's totally in |
| 17:24.07 | SunSparc | mindjuju: http://fauxfurvest.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/faux-fur-vest1.jpg |
| 17:24.20 | fungus | yuck |
| 17:24.27 | SunSparc | lol |
| 17:24.48 | mindjuju | fungus - i found this looking for some breakbeats on youtube, one of the dancers is wearing faux fur |
| 17:25.11 | mindjuju | if bikini clad person dancing isn't safe for your work, then don't click [ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RNquGqlTVw ] |
| 17:25.24 | mindjuju | and she's only on for like 3 seconds |
| 17:25.32 | mindjuju | but as it turns out, she's the one with the vest |
| 17:25.49 | mindjuju | curiously, I've seen several times where breakbeat raves has somebody in faux fur |
| 17:25.57 | mindjuju | my next question of course is |
| 17:26.11 | mindjuju | How the heck do you turn a tiki torch into a flame thrower? that's awesome! |
| 17:26.26 | fungus | Burning Man? really? you're using Burning Man for fashion advice. |
| 17:26.33 | fungus | bad idea. |
| 17:26.41 | mindjuju | yeah... no |
| 17:27.08 | mindjuju | but seriously though, i have seen faux fur at several breakbeat raves posted to youtube |
| 17:27.30 | mindjuju | now fungus, about the tiki flame thrower |
| 17:27.34 | fungus | yeah, cause they are all hight |
| 17:27.40 | fungus | s/ht/h/ |
| 17:27.48 | mindjuju | that's prolly true :) |
| 17:27.54 | Utah_Dave | We should get everyone in #UPHPU to chip in to buy mindjuju a faux fur vest |
| 17:28.07 | mindjuju | totally |
| 17:28.25 | Utah_Dave | but you'll have to provide your own bikini, mindjuju |
| 17:28.37 | mindjuju | i might skip on that part |
| 17:28.54 | mindjuju | utah_dave, about the tiki flame thrower, how they doing that? |
| 17:28.56 | fungus | lol, you have to pair it with a bikini |
| 17:29.07 | mindjuju | just a jet of air through the fluid? |
| 17:29.59 | mindjuju | anybody in the UC looking for a job? I know of 2 spots, and one in the SLC |
| 17:30.17 | mindjuju | pay is $50 - 60 though possibly higher DOE |
| 17:30.40 | Utah_Dave | I bet they are running a regular torch up next to the tiki torch |
| 17:31.03 | mindjuju | oh maybe |
| 17:31.21 | mindjuju | you've got to admit it, that's pretty cool, but possibly dangerous |
| 17:34.46 | Utah_Dave | From what I've heard, most of Burning Man is possibly dangerous |
| 17:35.46 | mindjuju | one of the guys here went to BM 2 yrs ago, left with brown hair, came back with blue highlighted mohawk |
| 17:35.56 | mindjuju | seems to have had fun :) |
| 17:38.06 | mindjuju | DtD - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPow8zHlb8s |
| 17:42.22 | mindjuju | utah_dave |
| 17:42.23 | mindjuju | http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/fire_hazard_the_wrist_mounted.php |
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| 17:44.02 | Utah_Dave | mindjuju: that is awesome! |
| 17:44.23 | mindjuju | :) |
| 17:45.17 | mindjuju | can't have him watching that! |
| 17:49.06 | utahcon | Did you see how close he comes to burning his face? |
| 17:49.12 | mindjuju | yup |
| 17:49.17 | mindjuju | hilarious! |
| 17:49.18 | utahcon | freaking awesome! |
| 17:50.52 | mindjuju | utahcon, we should build one for UTOS conference |
| 17:51.09 | mindjuju | embed linux in the aparatus somewhere |
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| 17:52.43 | utahcon | lol |
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| 18:41.15 | utahcon | Choosing a distro is "like choosing underwear. No one else can tell you what's going to make you comfortable." |
| 18:43.31 | mindjuju | wrong, boxers are always comfortable |
| 18:44.41 | utahcon | mindjuju: but do they give you the support of a brief? |
| 18:48.03 | beandog | Okay, so I have an MVC question I'm confused about |
| 18:48.10 | utahcon | fire away beandog |
| 18:48.12 | beandog | The way I understand it ... controllers shouldn't have any HTML in them |
| 18:48.19 | beandog | And views shouldn't have any logic in them |
| 18:48.43 | beandog | However, I've got a scenario where I need to modify the view's data, based on certain logic ... where would you put that? |
| 18:49.16 | beandog | er, I'm sorry, not modify the view's data ... |
| 18:49.21 | beandog | modify the HTML display of the view's data |
| 18:49.46 | beandog | Like if ($foo) then change style (make red, bold, whatever) |
| 18:50.02 | beandog | I'm displaying a grid of data for my example |
| 18:50.16 | beandog | If a numeric value is gt or lt certain amounts, bold them as red |
| 18:51.08 | beandog | So .. yah, no idea where to put that |
| 18:53.38 | mindjuju | optikal - got any music like this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gAzdQqyrhQ |
| 19:00.00 | fungus | beandog, view logic is just fine in a view. |
| 19:00.07 | fungus | just no data/business logic |
| 19:00.24 | fungus | the view is all about the presentation |
| 19:00.25 | beandog | fungus, Okay .. what would the diff be? view logic = modifying presentation? |
| 19:00.32 | fungus | right |
| 19:00.37 | beandog | Okay |
| 19:00.44 | fungus | eg, color changes, css classes, etc |
| 19:01.00 | beandog | Alright |
| 19:01.01 | beandog | thanks fungus |
| 19:05.37 | mindjuju | supernovia, you around? |
| 19:06.08 | beandog | wow, lagoon's website has one of the worst navigation menus Ive seen |
| 19:06.23 | supernovia | yeah I'm around - give me a few |
| 19:06.31 | supernovia | talking to coworkers |
| 19:06.32 | mindjuju | k |
| 19:08.10 | beandog | mindjuju, I guess we see where you rank |
| 19:08.29 | mindjuju | yup |
| 19:08.50 | mindjuju | coworkers > boring stuff > MJ |
| 19:08.55 | mindjuju | :( |
| 19:09.16 | beandog | MJ? |
| 19:09.24 | mindjuju | mindjuju |
| 19:09.24 | beandog | is mindjuju Michael Jackson in disguise? |
| 19:09.37 | mindjuju | people ask me that all the time in team fortress 2 |
| 19:10.23 | mindjuju | k, what was it you pulled out of the garbage beandog? |
| 19:11.15 | beandog | mindjuju, a Wheat Thick |
| 19:11.51 | mindjuju | ~wiki wheat tick |
| 19:12.08 | beandog | mindjuju, Thick as opposed to Thin |
| 19:12.09 | optikal | mindjuju: That's dubstep |
| 19:12.24 | mindjuju | optikal, yeah, i'm loving this |
| 19:12.27 | mindjuju | you got any? |
| 19:12.31 | optikal | Yeah |
| 19:12.40 | mindjuju | dude! hook a brotha up! |
| 19:13.26 | mindjuju | it's amazing |
| 19:13.46 | optikal | Check out Pendulum, Burial, Boxcutter, and Benga |
| 19:14.08 | optikal | Pretty sure they all have tracks on Grooveshark |
| 19:14.18 | mindjuju | k |
| 19:15.24 | optikal | Maybe I'll make a dubstep Grooveshark playlist |
| 19:15.34 | optikal | http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/playlist/Electro/27410152 |
| 19:15.37 | optikal | There's my Electro playlist |
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| 19:19.27 | beandog | I wonder how busy Lagoon is gonna be this weekend. |
| 19:19.31 | beandog | ~8ball |
| 19:19.32 | ibot | ACTION rolls the eight ball and gets: My sources say no |
| 19:19.48 | mindjuju | i guess that means not busy? |
| 19:19.58 | beandog | Monday would probably be pretty bad |
| 19:20.00 | beandog | But Saturday? |
| 19:20.03 | beandog | Hmm ... not sure. |
| 19:21.13 | beandog | It was dead last week |
| 19:21.28 | beandog | I didnt have to wait in line for anything more than like 2 minutes |
| 19:21.34 | mindjuju | so where did you find this wheat tick |
| 19:22.55 | beandog | thick, not tick |
| 19:23.26 | mindjuju | oh |
| 19:24.03 | beandog | mindjuju, you killed joke, man. :) |
| 19:24.36 | mindjuju | killed it dead |
| 19:24.38 | mindjuju | :( |
| 19:26.34 | beandog | I went to the store and loaded up on Chips Ahoy |
| 19:26.53 | mindjuju | chips ahoy, love their cookies |
| 19:28.41 | undertakingyou | mysql question: is it possible to do a query like this?: insert into table1,table2 (table1.b, table1.c, table2.y, table2.x) VALUES ('abc', 'def', 'ghi', 'jkl'); |
| 19:29.00 | beandog | undertakingyou, yah |
| 19:29.22 | undertakingyou | hmm . . . It gives me an error when running that. |
| 19:30.30 | beandog | whats it saying |
| 19:30.39 | beandog | I dont know the exact syntax, but it should work |
| 19:30.51 | undertakingyou | ERROR 1064 (42000): You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near 'table2 (table1.b, table1.c, table2.y, table2.x) VALUES ( abc, def, ghi, jkl)' at line 1 |
| 19:31.59 | beandog | I swear Ive done it before |
| 19:32.17 | beandog | maybe it was postgres. -_- |
| 19:33.09 | undertakingyou | could be. I am just trying to figure out how to do a query to insert into two tables at once. |
| 19:33.19 | undertakingyou | Making my first ever web app using the zend framework. |
| 19:33.44 | beandog | undertakingyou, is it possible to split them into 2 queries? |
| 19:34.04 | undertakingyou | I'm sure I could, just have a ';' between them. |
| 19:34.55 | undertakingyou | insert into table1 (b, c) values ('abc', 'def'); insert into table2 (y, x) VALUES (ghi, jkl); |
| 19:37.29 | beandog | yah |
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| 19:41.25 | influx | optikal: I'm digging the grooveshark electro playlist you made. |
| 19:42.06 | optikal | influx: Nice, glad to hear it |
| 19:42.49 | optikal | I also have a really good indie and hiphop one too |
| 19:44.45 | influx | I'm down. |
| 19:44.52 | influx | I'll check them out. |
| 19:45.02 | optikal | influx: http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/playlist/Indie+Rock/27317173 |
| 19:45.10 | optikal | influx: http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/playlist/Hiphop/28239929 |
| 19:47.50 | beandog | http://hjhweb.murrayschools.org/ |
| 19:47.54 | beandog | Okay that's a creepy logo |
| 19:48.41 | mindjuju | wth |
| 19:48.46 | optikal | wow, that's horrible |
| 20:01.16 | supernovia | mindjuju, back for the moment, what's up? |
| 20:02.06 | mindjuju | was going to see if you had a source of inspiration for WP themes, like a site you go to, to get ideas |
| 20:02.36 | optikal | hehe |
| 20:02.40 | optikal | http://www.amazingwordpressthemes.com/ |
| 20:02.49 | supernovia | Oh, hmmmm |
| 20:02.50 | optikal | I wonder what's on that domain? |
| 20:02.57 | supernovia | Well I usually just browse the themes that are there |
| 20:03.08 | beandog | optikal, lol, cat lady theme |
| 20:03.13 | mindjuju | i saw that one optikal, hilarious |
| 20:03.31 | supernovia | but usually I've already got something in mind b/c that's how I roll |
| 20:03.57 | optikal | mindjuju: http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/playlist/Dubstep/29807883 |
| 20:04.03 | optikal | A work in progress but that should get you going |
| 20:04.31 | optikal | Been wanting to make another playlist just been unsure what to make, heh |
| 20:07.12 | beandog | how about the complete works of Mary Poppins? |
| 20:07.35 | supernovia | new GMN fodder, beandog? |
| 20:07.46 | beandog | supernovia, huh? |
| 20:07.50 | supernovia | oh the playlist, gooooootay |
| 20:07.55 | beandog | lol |
| 20:07.58 | beandog | ~cluebat supernovia |
| 20:07.59 | ibot | ACTION pulls out a ClueBat (tm) and thwaps supernovia. |
| 20:08.02 | supernovia | s/tay/tya |
| 20:08.54 | optikal | beandog: ooohay! |
| 20:08.56 | optikal | Good idea |
| 20:08.57 | supernovia | mindjuju what is the blog/site gonna be about (the one you're needing theme ideas for) |
| 20:09.07 | optikal | Jam that at the next BBQ~ |
| 20:09.26 | supernovia | I could sing ya some songs from it. Tuppins⦠tuppins! |
| 20:09.32 | beandog | we be jammin |
| 20:09.51 | mindjuju | supernovia, it's a blog that is going to bind together about 5 sites |
| 20:10.16 | mindjuju | so the owner has 5 sites and this will nicely tie them all together and serve as his blog |
| 20:10.18 | supernovia | 5 sites that are already branded? |
| 20:10.50 | mindjuju | yeah |
| 20:11.14 | mindjuju | on a side note, this is quite funny by the way |
| 20:11.30 | mindjuju | I ordered a textbook from amazon and they sent it the day after the last day to expect it |
| 20:11.38 | supernovia | d'oh |
| 20:11.51 | mindjuju | I said i didn't want it on the last day of the window and to proces my frefund, they sent it anyway |
| 20:12.06 | mindjuju | so i've been duking it out with amazon and the seller from teh marketplace, jumping hoops, etc |
| 20:12.25 | mindjuju | well, finally, it boiled down to, I've got to pay 15% restock fee and shipping charge, i get the rest |
| 20:12.49 | herlo | heh, lame |
| 20:13.06 | mindjuju | so in a "middle finger" moment, i wrote this email saying that I had already contacted the bank (which i have) and that I have EVERYTHING i need to have Visa pull all the funds back to my account |
| 20:13.15 | mindjuju | and then i'm sure they can pull it from the seller |
| 20:13.29 | mindjuju | and that they had until friday afternoon to send me something in writing before I have bank contact visa |
| 20:13.47 | mindjuju | apparently it hit a nerve, just got an email saying they are creditting me back EVERYTHING |
| 20:14.07 | mindjuju | they know i'm in the right and Visa won't put up with that |
| 20:14.14 | mindjuju | i have documentation and emails on EVERYTHING |
| 20:15.23 | mindjuju | optikal, this Open Your Eyes song is freakin amazing |
| 20:15.48 | optikal | My fav so far is Day n' Nite by Kid Cudi feat Rusko |
| 20:15.56 | optikal | (in that playlist, at least) |
| 20:24.07 | influx | The meerkat. |
| 20:24.22 | influx | :D |
| 20:24.47 | herlo | or the prairie dog |
| 20:25.29 | jsmith | herlo: Better than a muskrat. |
| 20:27.05 | mindjuju | heh |
| 20:28.45 | herlo | true |
| 20:29.04 | DexterTheDragon | mindjuju: http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/radio1/ |
| 20:29.11 | DexterTheDragon | ^^ playing Tiesto |
| 20:29.34 | beandog | http://myexwifesweddingdress.com/ |
| 20:29.36 | beandog | lol |
| 20:29.58 | mindjuju | DtD, i wish the US were cool enough to have a Radio 1 |
| 20:30.13 | mindjuju | seems like i've tried to get their stuff but they wouldn't out of the UK |
| 20:30.21 | mindjuju | they must have changed this in the last year? |
| 20:31.00 | DexterTheDragon | yeah bbc has changed their iPlayer |
| 20:31.35 | utahcon | anyone really familiar with CentOS + PHP + PDO |
| 20:35.57 | unum | I use MDB2 |
| 20:36.18 | beandog | unum, \o/ |
| 20:36.20 | beandog | MDB2++ |
| 20:36.40 | fungus | what's so special about mdb2 |
| 20:36.44 | unum | the documentation isn't as strong as I'd like |
| 20:36.47 | unum | but other than that |
| 20:37.30 | jsmith | utahcon: CentOS + PHP yes... why? |
| 20:37.35 | unum | I'm not sure how it stacks up agains other abstractions but one of my favorite things is the two dimensional array being returned as a result |
| 20:38.42 | utahcon | jsmith: found it |
| 20:38.44 | utahcon | I am retarded |
| 20:38.46 | optikal | mindjuju: You'll prob really dig the Skream and Bassnectar stuff just added |
| 20:38.48 | DexterTheDragon | fungus: they get excited about something being in php that was used in other languages a few years ago and now advanced on |
| 20:38.50 | utahcon | was a MySQL auth issues |
| 20:38.53 | utahcon | but I fixed the permissions |
| 20:39.46 | fungus | dtd, yeah, I glossed over the docs and thought to myself "that's all" |
| 20:40.06 | fungus | s/l"/l?"/ |
| 20:40.20 | beandog | DexterTheDragon, huh? |
| 20:43.36 | fungus | as time goes by I keep getting the impression of PHP being a sad, slow, languishing language. |
| 20:47.15 | SunSparc | fungus: what do you see taking the place of PHP? |
| 20:47.40 | fungus | Ruby or Python so far. |
| 20:47.58 | beandog | Ruby seems a little ... young to me |
| 20:48.06 | SunSparc | Perhaps Lisp will make a comeback... |
| 20:48.20 | beandog | I see Python gaining ground, it seems more mature |
| 20:48.32 | beandog | I can't stand the forced syntax though. |
| 20:49.03 | DexterTheDragon | beandog: Ruby is 15 years old |
| 20:49.45 | beandog | DexterTheDragon, oh |
| 20:49.49 | beandog | intresting. |
| 20:52.09 | fungus | yeah, ruby didn't get really popular until rails came around |
| 20:52.14 | fungus | AFAIK |
| 20:52.38 | DexterTheDragon | yeah |
| 20:53.17 | orsonj | maybe we will all end up with those jvm based languages like Scala, Iron Python, etc. |
| 20:54.36 | fungus | though the fundamental ideas of Mono and Parrot are really neat. true language inter-operation |
| 20:57.26 | mindjuju | i think the web dev programming language of the future is Logo, and anybody that says otherwise is a dang fool |
| 20:57.53 | fungus | Logo? |
| 20:57.56 | fungus | ~google Logo |
| 20:58.00 | mindjuju | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logo_(programming_language) |
| 20:58.44 | fungus | Gah! |
| 20:59.07 | mindjuju | ;p |
| 20:59.10 | fungus | that's almost as bad as lolcode |
| 20:59.30 | mindjuju | never heard of lolcode, i'll have to look that up |
| 20:59.43 | fungus | lol |
| 20:59.46 | fungus | you should |
| 21:00.26 | mindjuju | that is funny |
| 21:00.27 | mindjuju | http://lolcode.com/ |
| 21:01.01 | fungus | yeah, our own eggyknap wrote a lolcode module of sorts for Postgres |
| 21:01.27 | mindjuju | no way! |
| 21:01.37 | fungus | http://pllolcode.projects.postgresql.org/ |
| 21:03.40 | fungus | hey, speaking of pllolcode... |
| 21:09.56 | beandog | mindjuju, must see: http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/56965 |
| 21:10.20 | mindjuju | supernovia, you blended smoothies in your car? |
| 21:10.32 | supernovia | that'd be rad |
| 21:10.57 | mindjuju | Breakfast = blueberry smoothies in the car! Too bad traffic stopped suddenly. LOL. Gotta go clean that up and maybe invest in some plastic lids. hehe |
| 21:10.59 | supernovia | I have taken to making 30 second breakfasts and sending the kids out the door with smoothies - we do it several times a week |
| 21:11.16 | supernovia | but there was a traffic issue today so now I've got blueberry smoothies all over my car |
| 21:11.25 | beandog | your mom makes smoothies |
| 21:11.25 | mindjuju | :) |
| 21:11.44 | mindjuju | your mom goes to college |
| 21:11.46 | supernovia | I cleaned it up as well as I could but I'm thinking it'll have to be another battle scar |
| 21:11.47 | orsonj | ~vitamix++ |
| 21:11.49 | supernovia | hehe |
| 21:12.04 | supernovia | ~blendtec++ |
| 21:12.19 | orsonj | I guess that's probably the new vitamix |
| 21:12.35 | Utah_Dave | Mysql question: I have 2 fairly complicated queries. |
| 21:12.48 | supernovia | lol orsonj |
| 21:12.49 | beandog | this is the best video evar. |
| 21:12.59 | mindjuju | beandog, love the link |
| 21:13.07 | Utah_Dave | One returns a list of items with the guid of the item, plus other info I need about it |
| 21:13.28 | Utah_Dave | The other query returns a list of guids that need to be reviewed by a human. |
| 21:13.37 | mindjuju | @beandog + @supernovia - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c22hkhnCKp4 |
| 21:13.45 | mindjuju | that's my fav part of that movie |
| 21:13.47 | Utah_Dave | Is there a way to do some kind of left join with 2 separate queries? |
| 21:13.55 | beandog | Wow .... the Japanese commercials are *horrible* |
| 21:14.08 | Utah_Dave | I've tried doing a subquery, etc, but I haven't gotten it to work. |
| 21:14.43 | supernovia | heheh I like beandog's "Your mom has kids" thing :-D |
| 21:15.18 | supernovia | Utah_Dave: what kind of queries? |
| 21:15.27 | supernovia | you don't left join the queries but there might be another way to do the same thing |
| 21:15.32 | beandog | Oh wow ... bandana kid |
| 21:15.50 | Utah_Dave | They both make use of GROUP BY and HAVING. |
| 21:15.56 | Utah_Dave | Let me pastbin it |
| 21:16.04 | unum | http://marriage.about.com/od/engagement/ss/tenquestions.htm |
| 21:16.21 | unum | it's odd to me how many people will KNOW they have these problems and still get married |
| 21:17.01 | supernovia | brb |
| 21:18.42 | beandog | unum, they forgot "are you allergic to cats" |
| 21:19.10 | unum | beandog: that could be a real issue for someone who loves cats |
| 21:19.36 | Utah_Dave | ok, supernovia: http://stikked.com/view/e9226bfa |
| 21:19.41 | Utah_Dave | There's my two queries. |
| 21:20.26 | orsonj | http://gotgreensrevolution.com/Vitamix-versus-blendtec-review.html |
| 21:20.35 | orsonj | pretty decent comparison |
| 21:22.42 | beandog | wow ... blender reviews |
| 21:23.12 | mindjuju | so utah_dave, you want to mash those 2 quires together? |
| 21:23.30 | macnewbold | i wanna see blendtec doing a will it blend of each of their competitors blenders... |
| 21:23.44 | macnewbold | i.e. stick the kitchenaid blender in the blendtec and chop it to shreds |
| 21:25.48 | mindjuju | unum, i'm not sure about those pre-marriage questions |
| 21:26.03 | Utah_Dave | I want only the results from the first query that have an AssignmentID that matches an AssignmentID in the second query |
| 21:26.23 | unum | mindjuju: what would yours be |
| 21:26.53 | beandog | "how do you feel about star wars" |
| 21:27.12 | mindjuju | :) |
| 21:31.29 | mindjuju | I don't know if i'd phrase a particular question. Instead, we did talk a lot about Trust, Truth, Compromise, Family, Diety |
| 21:31.37 | mindjuju | it wasn't so much 20 questions like a job interview |
| 21:31.55 | mindjuju | well, what do you think of this, and this, and this. ok you're hired, let's get hitched! |
| 21:33.38 | mindjuju | so the results of the first query need to cycle around and feed the second query? |
| 21:35.35 | itimber | I'm probably missing something, but can't you put the 2nd query in as a subselect for the 1st query? |
| 21:35.42 | Utah_Dave | Yeah, I can compare the two resulting arrays in PHP and get what I want. But I would like to do it all in one query if possible. |
| 21:36.07 | Utah_Dave | I'm trying a subquery in the WHERE clause right now using " = ANY " It might be working, but slowly |
| 21:37.54 | supernovia | back |
| 21:38.38 | mindjuju | that's a huge query utah_dave |
| 21:38.54 | mindjuju | what database is this on? |
| 21:40.21 | Utah_Dave | mysql |
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| 21:40.35 | supernovia | that'd be rad, macnewbold. and cool link, orsonj :) thanks. |
| 21:40.40 | supernovia | Utah_Dave let's see... |
| 21:40.55 | mindjuju | oh wait, the "First Query" is your attempt to mesh |
| 21:40.58 | mindjuju | right? |
| 21:41.16 | itimber | how bout this: http://stikked.com/view/25102332 |
| 21:41.23 | itimber | like I said, I may be missing something |
| 21:43.37 | Utah_Dave | itimber: That may work, let me try |
| 21:43.41 | mindjuju | i don't think you can subquery a FROM |
| 21:44.18 | supernovia | well, you could say where something in (select your key from blah blah) |
| 21:44.28 | mindjuju | right, but not a from |
| 21:44.34 | supernovia | but yeah I don't know the best way to go about what you're doing |
| 21:44.35 | mindjuju | like line 8 and 9 are |
| 21:44.53 | mindjuju | and having a query with a subquery with a complete another subquery in the where |
| 21:45.00 | supernovia | oh, yeah |
| 21:46.12 | mindjuju | not that i blame you |
| 21:46.30 | influx | Will It Blend?: This morning's breakfast. |
| 21:46.37 | supernovia | I use the blender every day for sure |
| 21:46.44 | influx | Will It Blend?: Today's lunch. |
| 21:46.51 | influx | Will It Blend?: The kids' dinner. |
| 21:47.12 | supernovia | my coworker was just showing me an automated machine they're going to have in mavericks where you select the flavors and it makes a smoothie for ya |
| 21:48.02 | mindjuju | utah_dave, did it work? |
| 21:48.06 | itimber | ya, I've never messed w/ a subquery in the From... I just assumed that query 1 and query 2 work as needed |
| 21:48.32 | mindjuju | i'm googling it as we speak itimber, but i've never seen anything like that before |
| 21:48.43 | Utah_Dave | not quite. I had to change "v.AssignmentID = v2.AssignmentID" to just "AssignmentID = v2.AssignmentID" |
| 21:48.44 | mindjuju | not that I sleep, drink, eat SQL all day |
| 21:48.57 | Utah_Dave | Now I'm getting an error that says the Subquery returns more than 1 row |
| 21:49.22 | mindjuju | yes, i believe that |
| 21:49.24 | itimber | right, a subquery should only return 1 row.... so put a limit 1 in there |
| 21:49.33 | itimber | if it's returning >0, you're good |
| 21:49.33 | mindjuju | query 2 would be bringing back more than 1 row |
| 21:49.40 | mindjuju | no, it's not |
| 21:50.06 | mindjuju | the big sql statement that you've put the subquery into, it needs 1 record to be kicked out of the subquery to run correctly |
| 21:50.59 | mindjuju | k, i'm going to say something that i know i'm going to get in trouble for, but i'm in that kind of risk-taking mood and i'm going to say it |
| 21:51.02 | mindjuju | but |
| 21:51.37 | mindjuju | if this were MS SQL, I know its doable, but you'd have to use T-SQL and loop through the first result set to get the data the way you want it utah_dave |
| 21:51.58 | mindjuju | i've only done a pinch of this stuff,programming within SQL environ and only in mS SQL |
| 21:52.09 | mindjuju | i don't know how mysql handles that |
| 21:52.16 | mindjuju | case statements, for loops within sql |
| 21:52.20 | Utah_Dave | Yeah, I'm thinking I'm going to run both queries separately and get a pair of arrays and then use one of PHP's many array operations on it. |
| 21:52.43 | Utah_Dave | I've done that before and sometimes it's faster than a really hairy sql query |
| 21:53.52 | mindjuju | well, i think you'll see higher performance doing it within sql |
| 21:53.56 | mindjuju | here is what i mean |
| 21:53.57 | mindjuju | http://dev.mysql.com/doc/refman/5.0/en/loop-statement.html |
| 21:54.07 | mindjuju | that's the same stuff I've started doing in ms sql |
| 22:00.02 | mindjuju | supernovia, who ever makes the videos for will it blend, tell them the magnet one is superb |
| 22:00.22 | supernovia | oh I haven't seen that one. I will tell them though :-D |
| 22:02.03 | herlo | have you guys seen this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe3St1GgoHQ ?? |
| 22:02.08 | herlo | pretty interesting |
| 22:06.12 | supernovia | hehe just watched it mindjuju, good times |
| 22:06.42 | mindjuju | that part where the earth stops and goes backwards, that's funny |
| 22:06.52 | influx | Feeling kind of sick. :( |
| 22:06.56 | influx | Hmm. |
| 22:07.03 | mindjuju | herlo, ninjas already walk on water |
| 22:08.06 | herlo | :) |
| 22:08.25 | mindjuju | but that video was cool for non-ninjas |
| 22:12.42 | herlo | hehe |
| 22:12.48 | herlo | mindjuju: so you are already capable then? |
| 22:14.35 | herlo | mindjuju: pm also |
| 22:36.47 | beandog | http://www.meninos.us/products.php?product=Croc-Doormat |
| 22:36.48 | beandog | want |
| 22:37.59 | influx | ahahaha |
| 22:38.08 | influx | That's from Adventure, right? |
| 22:39.13 | beandog | Pitfall |
| 22:39.17 | influx | Rats. |
| 22:39.36 | influx | <+beandog> No. Pitfall. |
| 22:39.45 | influx | badmp bmp |
| 22:39.56 | influx | How'd you find it? |
| 22:40.06 | beandog | http://thedailywh.at/ |
| 22:41.50 | unum | I remember that game |
| 22:42.31 | beandog | http://www.bigfatwhale.com/archives/bfw_462.htm |
| 22:42.33 | beandog | lol thats awesome. |
| 22:42.48 | beandog | I so want to see the Babysitters Club + Zombies |
| 22:46.29 | unum | mindjuju never told me his questions |
| 22:54.20 | mindjuju | do so! |
| 22:55.11 | mindjuju | unum |
| 22:55.12 | mindjuju | 02[15:32] <@mindjuju> 01I don't know if i'd phrase a particular question. Instead, we did talk a lot about Trust, Truth, Compromise, Family, Diety02[15:32] <@mindjuju> 01it wasn't so much 20 questions like a job interview02[15:32] <@mindjuju> 01well, what do you think of this, and this, and this. ok you're hired, let's get hitched! |
| 23:23.38 | itimber | I'm out... later guys |
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