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| 02:43.24 | Utah_Dave | mindjuju: did you pick out a laptop? |
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| 14:33.23 | ninnypants | morning all |
| 15:08.06 | mindjuju | optikal, you around? |
| 15:08.32 | optikal | mindjuju: sup? |
| 15:08.47 | mindjuju | what would you call this type of music |
| 15:08.48 | mindjuju | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx8nHKi0WF0 |
| 15:08.55 | mindjuju | orchestral + techno blend |
| 15:09.17 | mindjuju | there is some james warren stuff that is just nuts, i can't seem to get enough of it |
| 15:09.25 | optikal | Can't listen right now, I'm in a web conference |
| 15:09.30 | mindjuju | gotcha |
| 15:09.45 | optikal | I'll check it later though |
| 15:09.52 | mindjuju | k, thx |
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| 15:18.07 | mindjuju | one of these days, i'm going to have to get more sleep |
| 15:19.58 | Utah_Dave | mindjuju: me, too. |
| 15:20.11 | Utah_Dave | I was up until 4am trying to finish up a side project. |
| 15:20.19 | Utah_Dave | Then I had to get up for work at 6 :( |
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| 15:24.06 | supernovia | how are things mindjuju? |
| 15:24.16 | mindjuju | sleepy, you? |
| 15:24.38 | mindjuju | have you gotten to blend anything? |
| 15:26.01 | mindjuju | do you get discounts on blendtec blenders, i want one |
| 15:26.21 | Utah_Dave | hey, mindjuju, which laptop did you buy? |
| 15:26.24 | mindjuju | i hear that while they are worth the money, they are worth a bit of money |
| 15:26.46 | mindjuju | utah_Dave, i go back and forth on it. i'm going crazy |
| 15:26.51 | supernovia | d'oh! I didn't realize I had sounds off. but yeah I got a blender :) |
| 15:26.57 | supernovia | I made a pretty gross shake this morning |
| 15:27.17 | mindjuju | from "i'm being a wimpy, i should just use what i got" all the way to "get a Sony Viao or HP!!!" |
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| 15:27.52 | supernovia | the blender is totally awesome though. And green smoothies do taste great with spinach ;) |
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| 15:28.06 | supernovia | howdy fungus |
| 15:28.21 | fungus | mornin' |
| 15:28.42 | mindjuju | i need a bagel and schmear |
| 15:29.24 | supernovia | that'd be good :) |
| 15:29.38 | mindjuju | and a hot choco on the side, that'd be the life |
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| 16:17.00 | supernovia | I just put my hot chocolate up finally, mindjuju |
| 16:36.29 | mindjuju | burger king pays more than this guy |
| 16:36.30 | mindjuju | http://provo.craigslist.org/eng/1711880077.html |
| 16:38.24 | beandog | wow, slow internet ... |
| 16:38.26 | beandog | I'm tempted to go work at home. |
| 16:39.45 | mindjuju | i LOVE this "help wanted" posting |
| 16:39.46 | mindjuju | http://provo.craigslist.org/web/1723453037.html |
| 16:40.15 | beandog | mindjuju, wow I thought posts like that were actually stuff of legend ... |
| 16:40.46 | mindjuju | i know! |
| 16:40.49 | herlo | mindjuju: I don't think I'd want to work at burger king ever, even when I was a teenager desperate for work |
| 16:41.05 | mindjuju | all kids must work fast food |
| 16:41.10 | mindjuju | it's a rite of passage |
| 16:41.40 | mindjuju | yeah, and that's why you're weird |
| 16:41.42 | herlo | closest thing I did, Pizza Hut/Domino's Delivery boy |
| 16:41.49 | mindjuju | :) |
| 16:41.49 | beandog | herlo, that works |
| 16:41.51 | herlo | mindjuju: haha, and you aren't weird? |
| 16:41.56 | herlo | beandog: but I wasn't a tean |
| 16:41.57 | mindjuju | heck no! |
| 16:41.58 | herlo | teen |
| 16:42.02 | beandog | herlo, now bring me a 12" all cheese |
| 16:42.07 | herlo | mindjuju: uh, have a look again.... |
| 16:42.08 | beandog | snap snap |
| 16:42.16 | herlo | beandog: don't work there, get it yerself |
| 16:42.23 | mindjuju | good thing about working pizza, is you get to take home the prank call pizzas |
| 16:42.30 | herlo | beandog: but were do you work these days? Pizza sounds good for luncies |
| 16:42.35 | herlo | s/cies/chies/ |
| 16:42.37 | beandog | herlo, Im in Taylorsville |
| 16:42.47 | herlo | beandog: oh? Wherebouts |
| 16:42.56 | beandog | herlo, uh about 70th S |
| 16:42.59 | herlo | mindjuju: I did 1 year... |
| 16:43.01 | beandog | Redwood |
| 16:43.09 | herlo | beandog: oh, darn, was hoping for 4700S |
| 16:43.25 | beandog | herlo, Im right on the border of the city limit |
| 16:43.26 | herlo | beandog: I live close to that, about 5 minute drive from my house |
| 16:43.33 | herlo | beandog: yeah, with West Jordan |
| 16:43.43 | beandog | yahps |
| 16:43.53 | herlo | hrm, a bit far for me to go... |
| 16:44.11 | mindjuju | i stopped working for pizza the hutt when I got a call for a pizza delivery at 11:45pm in a dangerous apartment complex, got lost, found local security, they asked me where i was going, then they got the HPD |
| 16:44.12 | beandog | thtas okay, im broke anyway |
| 16:44.23 | mindjuju | and I crap you not, he unbuckles his revolver and walks with me to deliver |
| 16:44.32 | mindjuju | next day, car broke down, i took it as a sign from God |
| 16:44.35 | mindjuju | so i quit |
| 16:45.00 | beandog | mindjuju, dangerous apt. complex? Like an all-women complex in provo? |
| 16:45.13 | mindjuju | not quite THAT dangerous |
| 16:45.18 | herlo | mindjuju: Houston, my guess... |
| 16:45.26 | mindjuju | yup, houston |
| 16:45.38 | mindjuju | all women apt complex == Castle Anthrax |
| 16:45.39 | beandog | so did you get a tip? |
| 16:45.45 | mindjuju | no, no tip |
| 16:45.54 | beandog | bummer. |
| 16:45.59 | beandog | thats why I never order pizza |
| 16:46.04 | beandog | I dont wanna tip the guy |
| 16:46.09 | herlo | I always tip |
| 16:46.16 | mindjuju | yeah, me too |
| 16:46.19 | herlo | even if they screw up and the pizza is free |
| 16:46.24 | beandog | well, more accurately, I never have cash to tip the guy |
| 16:46.36 | herlo | beandog: use your cc, they do that now, you know :) |
| 16:46.40 | fungus | beandog: you can put tips on your cc nowdays |
| 16:46.44 | mindjuju | yup |
| 16:46.45 | beandog | herlo, oh yah? wow. so 21st century |
| 16:46.57 | herlo | beandog: yeah, just ask fungus |
| 16:47.01 | herlo | he does it too |
| 16:47.10 | beandog | fungus uses his iphone |
| 16:47.13 | fungus | and with online ordering, pizza is easier and friendlier than ever |
| 16:47.14 | beandog | Im not that cool. |
| 16:47.17 | fungus | hehe |
| 16:47.25 | herlo | beandog: iPhone's suck |
| 16:47.40 | herlo | the only good thing about them, the keyboard |
| 16:47.53 | beandog | I cant stand touchscreens |
| 16:48.01 | fungus | I can order pizza in about 4 or 5 clicks on my phone. |
| 16:48.14 | herlo | can't get google navigation, google talk, or any sip apps... |
| 16:48.20 | herlo | fungus: me too :) |
| 16:48.21 | beandog | thats gotta be dangerous |
| 16:48.29 | fungus | beandog: it is. :) |
| 16:48.29 | mindjuju | i just ordered an ipod touch as i didn't have the incredible $560 fr the HTC incredible, nor the will to be bled to death at $30 a month for just a stinking data plan |
| 16:48.35 | mindjuju | it's like dial up all over again |
| 16:48.35 | beandog | fungus, where do you order from |
| 16:48.41 | herlo | beandog: it's only dangerous if you order lots of pizza and aren't fiscally responsible for yourself |
| 16:48.50 | fungus | usually pizza hut because they have an App |
| 16:48.53 | beandog | herlo, yah, so, I better not get one. |
| 16:49.01 | fungus | lol, that's me |
| 16:49.02 | beandog | mmm, pizza hut |
| 16:49.05 | beandog | I luvs. |
| 16:49.14 | herlo | mindjuju: you gotta get past that, the $30/month is worth it |
| 16:49.24 | beandog | how much does a large cost these days |
| 16:49.28 | mindjuju | yeah, why don't i also tie a cinderblock to my foot |
| 16:49.29 | herlo | fungus: I think domino's and papa johns have an app |
| 16:49.29 | fungus | $10 |
| 16:49.34 | beandog | Oh thats not bad. |
| 16:49.44 | herlo | fungus: $10? |
| 16:49.44 | fungus | not papa johns. already looked |
| 16:49.48 | fungus | yeah |
| 16:49.49 | herlo | fungus: for the iphone? |
| 16:49.50 | beandog | fungus, you can order one for us on Friday. It'll be fun! |
| 16:49.53 | fungus | $10 per large |
| 16:49.59 | herlo | ahh |
| 16:50.09 | mindjuju | any how, i'm either at work or i'm at school or i'm at home and all those places have wifi |
| 16:50.15 | mindjuju | and i'm busy in all those places |
| 16:50.15 | fungus | PH gives you that deal on all orders placed online |
| 16:50.23 | mindjuju | so, the car drive is my ONLY alone time |
| 16:50.35 | mindjuju | and i don't want no email then |
| 16:50.45 | fungus | mindjuju: GPS/maps |
| 16:50.58 | mindjuju | i knows where i'm going and I knows how to get there |
| 16:51.05 | herlo | fungus: yup |
| 16:51.12 | herlo | mindjuju: except when you don't |
| 16:51.19 | mindjuju | plus, live feed GPS sure did that map quest guy a whole heap of good when he got killed following it |
| 16:51.34 | herlo | oh, yeah, that's a great cop out |
| 16:51.45 | mindjuju | [see backwoods oregeon in winter story] |
| 16:51.52 | herlo | one guy got killed following gps, and because he was stupid, I might be stupid too |
| 16:52.02 | mindjuju | he wasn't stupid |
| 16:52.11 | mindjuju | they routed him on a logging trail |
| 16:52.18 | mindjuju | that wasn't used as it wasn't logging season |
| 16:52.22 | fungus | I don't use my 3g much, but when I do, it's a total must-have |
| 16:52.46 | mindjuju | yeah, but you're a hip, fun loving single guy |
| 16:52.50 | beandog | gps is evil |
| 16:52.51 | herlo | mindjuju: we don't have logging trails much in in Utah |
| 16:52.53 | mindjuju | i'm married |
| 16:53.09 | mindjuju | i work , i school, i home |
| 16:53.11 | mindjuju | that's it |
| 16:53.12 | beandog | plus its pretty easy to find your way around in utah |
| 16:53.28 | fungus | there are other benefits to 3g |
| 16:53.42 | fungus | at a friends house, and need to order pizza? |
| 16:53.52 | mindjuju | maybe i can figure out a way to tether my ipod touch to my cell phone |
| 16:54.02 | mindjuju | :) |
| 16:54.04 | fungus | doctor's office, and bored to hell, catch up on the news |
| 16:54.27 | Utah_Dave | mindjuju: I cancelled my data plan on my G1. |
| 16:54.29 | fungus | mindjuju: you'd have better luck licking your back |
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| 16:54.42 | Utah_Dave | You'll be surprised how widespread wifi is. |
| 16:54.51 | mindjuju | awesome! |
| 16:54.56 | mindjuju | utah_dave ^5 |
| 16:54.59 | mindjuju | nuff said |
| 16:55.03 | Utah_Dave | The only time I really miss it is when I'm in my car and want to look up some directions or do a search |
| 16:55.38 | mindjuju | the only time i was last this past calaneder year was on my way to Zurchers |
| 16:55.38 | herlo | Utah_Dave: seems to me, everywhere I go that has wifi is either wide open or locked down tight |
| 16:55.40 | mindjuju | that's it |
| 16:55.46 | mindjuju | honest |
| 16:55.50 | herlo | generally, I want to tether my phone in those instances |
| 16:56.39 | mindjuju | usually though, i print out my maps ahead of time, look them over so i know where i am going and bring them along in case i forget |
| 16:57.57 | fungus | wow, really? use a printer? |
| 16:58.13 | beandog | I dont even have a printer. |
| 16:58.16 | mindjuju | fungus is so mean |
| 16:58.19 | fungus | hehe |
| 16:58.25 | beandog | soul-sucking cash machines is all they are. |
| 16:58.43 | mindjuju | like i say, you guys are hip youngsters |
| 16:58.49 | mindjuju | you need the flashy |
| 16:58.52 | beandog | aren't I older than you? |
| 16:58.52 | fungus | you can be one too! |
| 16:59.09 | mindjuju | no, i think i'm going to be 37 this year |
| 16:59.10 | SunSparc | supernovia: I have never heard of either of those shopping carts |
| 16:59.15 | beandog | oh yah guess not |
| 16:59.26 | beandog | ~oldfart mindjuju |
| 16:59.32 | beandog | did ibot die again |
| 16:59.34 | beandog | ibot, wake up |
| 16:59.34 | ibot | ACTION throws a barrel-full of ice water on up and shouts "GOOD MORNING!!!!" |
| 16:59.36 | SunSparc | supernovia: then again, I have not really looked in quite a wihile. |
| 16:59.54 | mindjuju | plus, i've decided that instead of a mid-life crisis, i'm goign to start pointing at things with my middle finger, the way old men do |
| 17:00.01 | mindjuju | i'm old enough |
| 17:00.05 | SunSparc | Is iBot having a bad day? |
| 17:00.14 | herlo | mindjuju: I'm older than you |
| 17:00.20 | herlo | I'll be 38 in December |
| 17:00.24 | herlo | er November |
| 17:00.24 | mindjuju | yipes! |
| 17:00.32 | mindjuju | i didn't know that |
| 17:00.38 | mindjuju | i thought iwas older by a few weeks |
| 17:00.42 | herlo | mindjuju: I thought we had this convo before |
| 17:00.44 | fungus | hehe, doesn't even know his own birthday. |
| 17:00.44 | mindjuju | hmm |
| 17:00.47 | fungus | that' s old |
| 17:01.07 | mindjuju | seems like thebigdog is eldest in #uphpu |
| 17:01.07 | herlo | fungus: yup, or my fingers decided to type December instead of November for some unknown reason |
| 17:01.32 | fungus | lol, suuurre. |
| 17:01.42 | SunSparc | supernovia: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=WP-Ecommerce+vs+Shopp |
| 17:02.01 | mindjuju | oh snap, sunsparc! |
| 17:02.07 | mindjuju | so pinchy |
| 17:02.09 | SunSparc | lol |
| 17:02.37 | supernovia | thanks SunSparc |
| 17:02.55 | supernovia | :) |
| 17:03.07 | supernovia | yeah we're looking in google. It's just all old stuff |
| 17:03.17 | supernovia | and a date filter isn't really helping much either |
| 17:03.54 | mindjuju | yeah, sunsparc! |
| 17:03.57 | mindjuju | not so smug now! |
| 17:03.59 | mindjuju | :) |
| 17:04.05 | mindjuju | where's my Geritol? |
| 17:04.29 | mindjuju | i'm feeling curmudgeon-ly |
| 17:04.50 | beandog | bust out the Depends |
| 17:04.53 | mindjuju | and FYI, i've got more Salt than Pepper these days |
| 17:04.56 | mindjuju | it's sad, but true |
| 17:05.13 | mindjuju | i let my hair grow out an inch from laziness, and saw it myself |
| 17:05.41 | supernovia | and most of the reviews aren't from people who actually committed themselves to one or the other |
| 17:06.09 | mindjuju | yeah, sunsparc! you got cold-busted by the Supernovia! |
| 17:06.11 | mindjuju | dag! |
| 17:13.37 | beandog | http://icanhascheezburger.com/2010/05/10/funny-pictures-vampire-kitteh-overslept/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+ICanHasCheezburger+%28I+CAN+HAS+CHEEZBURGER%3F%29 |
| 17:13.39 | beandog | lol |
| 17:13.40 | DexterTheDragon | beandog: some ideas for your movie theater http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/2010-05-11-Bug-Theaters.gif |
| 17:14.13 | beandog | DexterTheDragon, lol thats awesome |
| 17:16.33 | beandog | I love that comic strip |
| 17:17.40 | macnewbold | speaking of comics... check out today's new one from http://www.thishelpdesk.com/ |
| 17:17.58 | macnewbold | supernovia might not understand fully though |
| 17:18.03 | macnewbold | sorry |
| 17:18.53 | SunSparc | Where is iBot when I need her... |
| 17:19.19 | mindjuju | talking smack! psh posh |
| 17:19.29 | SunSparc | :) |
| 17:20.09 | SunSparc | beandog: lol, that ichc photo was funny |
| 17:20.12 | supernovia | it's all good macnewbold :) |
| 17:23.19 | supernovia | and beandog that was awesome (/me is slow to click links today) |
| 17:24.55 | beandog | yarr |
| 17:27.06 | mindjuju | icanhaschezeburger on youtube! that's awesome! |
| 17:27.15 | mindjuju | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 |
| 17:27.39 | fungus | ~stab mindjuju |
| 17:27.40 | ibot | ACTION runs at mindjuju with an origami Swiss Army knife, and inflicts a nasty paper cut. |
| 17:27.54 | mindjuju | :) |
| 17:28.11 | beandog | ~reset mindjuju's trust counter |
| 17:28.21 | fungus | ~mindjuju-- |
| 17:28.25 | mindjuju | oh dag! |
| 17:28.36 | mindjuju | i think that drops me back down to Windows ME installer |
| 17:28.39 | fungus | ~x es en Mi ojo me duele |
| 17:28.41 | mindjuju | ~karma mindjuju |
| 17:28.41 | ibot | mindjuju has karma of 22 |
| 17:29.13 | mindjuju | yup, win me installer if i reincarnate now |
| 17:29.15 | beandog | ~karma WindowsME |
| 17:29.15 | ibot | windowsme has neutral karma |
| 17:29.55 | fungus | ~mindjuju++ |
| 17:29.59 | fungus | you are forgiven |
| 17:30.06 | mindjuju | thx! |
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| 17:35.00 | mindjuju | DtD, that link is awesome |
| 17:35.06 | mindjuju | i'd post it here, but nobody'd click on it |
| 17:36.14 | fungus | nope. |
| 17:36.33 | fungus | mindjuju is temporarily banned from clickage |
| 17:37.04 | mindjuju | :) |
| 17:37.09 | beandog | heh |
| 17:37.15 | mindjuju | look at DtD twitter i think it was |
| 17:37.17 | beandog | ~banination mindjuju |
| 17:37.26 | mindjuju | he posted a link for a movie, looks good |
| 17:37.39 | DexterTheDragon | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOfdboHvshg |
| 17:37.50 | mindjuju | yup, that's the one |
| 17:43.31 | SunSparc | Yeah DtD Sintel looks pretty cool. |
| 17:44.07 | SunSparc | On a side note, does anyone here actually know what a Durien is? |
| 17:45.55 | DexterTheDragon | really crazy fruit |
| 17:46.34 | SunSparc | Yeah, it is. I was surprised to see that someone is using it for a brand. Not a very well known fruit. |
| 17:47.20 | DexterTheDragon | seems pretty popular in asia |
| 17:48.08 | SunSparc | Oh, right, it is. I should have qualified that statement with, "here in America". |
| 17:48.48 | SunSparc | I used to eat it when I was in the Philippines. Wild stuff. |
| 17:55.48 | unum | so what are best practices concerning altering a database |
| 17:56.04 | mindjuju | depends on the altering |
| 17:56.04 | unum | I've been cowboy coding for the last few years..... |
| 17:56.13 | mindjuju | macnewbold :: ping |
| 17:56.20 | mindjuju | carmony :: ping |
| 17:56.39 | SunSparc | Coding cowboys? |
| 17:56.51 | mindjuju | keyboard cowboys |
| 17:57.01 | carmony | pong |
| 17:57.05 | carmony | mindjuju: pong |
| 17:57.20 | mindjuju | carmony, i know you prolly dread this ping every month |
| 17:57.30 | mindjuju | but if you don't i have something for this month, i have an idea |
| 17:57.38 | mindjuju | easy-pesey |
| 17:57.53 | beandog | how to rickroll your friends? |
| 17:58.04 | mindjuju | nah, i've got that one down pretty good |
| 17:58.05 | SunSparc | lol |
| 17:58.06 | mindjuju | :) |
| 17:58.18 | carmony | any suggestions from anyone> |
| 17:58.25 | mindjuju | yeah, i've got something |
| 17:58.33 | mindjuju | you're going to LOVE this |
| 17:58.41 | SunSparc | unum: What exactly are you wanting to know? |
| 17:58.42 | mindjuju | hang on, i'm going to refind it cause i cans ee that i closed the tab |
| 17:59.09 | SunSparc | unum: A good best practice it so keep a record of every alter statement. |
| 18:00.47 | unum | I think my big problem is that I don't have good dev/test/production |
| 18:00.59 | unum | enviroment |
| 18:01.20 | unum | do most of you do that |
| 18:01.33 | unum | where you put it in dev and get everything working |
| 18:01.38 | mindjuju | i do |
| 18:01.42 | unum | then run the exact same alter statement |
| 18:01.45 | unum | in testing |
| 18:01.52 | SunSparc | I have a dev/test/production environment. |
| 18:01.53 | mindjuju | but truth told, i do most of my work with a quadrille pad and pencil |
| 18:01.54 | unum | and then again in production |
| 18:02.06 | mindjuju | and a HUGE eraser |
| 18:02.15 | SunSparc | lol |
| 18:02.32 | unum | so you have a place where you save all your alter commands |
| 18:02.50 | mindjuju | as .sql statements on the dev server |
| 18:02.56 | mindjuju | but only i cn log into that |
| 18:03.17 | unum | I need a real dev server |
| 18:03.32 | unum | one of my 3 workstations double as my dev server |
| 18:03.48 | mindjuju | depending on what you program on, it doesn't have to be befy |
| 18:03.50 | mindjuju | beefy |
| 18:03.53 | unum | ya |
| 18:05.10 | unum | a key problem is one is fedora and one is centos |
| 18:05.41 | unum | of course I'll be able to use the current production server for dev/testing |
| 18:06.01 | SunSparc | unum, I usually keep alter statements in a file in the project repository |
| 18:06.26 | unum | that sounds like a good idea |
| 18:07.42 | SunSparc | That way anyone who checks out the repo also gets the updates. |
| 18:07.59 | SunSparc | I also keep the original SQL schema in the same folder. |
| 18:09.02 | SunSparc | So anyone can recreate the initial state of the DB and then run the alter statement to get the current structure. |
| 18:09.34 | mindjuju | WHEW! FOUND IT |
| 18:09.38 | mindjuju | carmony, you still around |
| 18:09.49 | mindjuju | this is next-gen uber awesome |
| 18:09.54 | carmony | yup |
| 18:09.59 | mindjuju | k, here goes, two links |
| 18:10.04 | mindjuju | http://arstechnica.com/web/news/2010/05/googles-new-buggy-microblogging-web-app-aims-to-educate.ars |
| 18:10.11 | mindjuju | http://jarlsberg.appspot.com/ |
| 18:10.23 | mindjuju | i'll post to mailing list after if you decide to present on it |
| 18:10.26 | mindjuju | or today if you don't |
| 18:10.35 | mindjuju | but i've been holding on to it, incase you do want to present |
| 18:11.04 | carmony | oh cool! |
| 18:11.10 | mindjuju | and i for one, welcome the google overlords |
| 18:11.14 | mindjuju | tellin' ya bro |
| 18:11.15 | mindjuju | tellin ya |
| 18:11.23 | mindjuju | VERY cool |
| 18:11.28 | beandog | intresting. |
| 18:11.36 | DexterTheDragon | mindjuju: http://code.google.com/p/owaspbwa/ |
| 18:11.44 | mindjuju | yup, see / do the exploits |
| 18:12.07 | mindjuju | DtD, that's awesome! |
| 18:12.37 | mindjuju | we don't have a july if you want to present on this DtD |
| 18:13.03 | mindjuju | carmony can do his overview this month if he wants, full lesson in july |
| 18:13.06 | mindjuju | would be good teaser |
| 18:13.29 | mindjuju | or maybe we could drag erik back in to do it, if you don't want to |
| 18:13.35 | mindjuju | is he in school in summer? |
| 18:13.42 | DexterTheDragon | he graduated |
| 18:13.51 | DexterTheDragon | he's the expert with that stuff |
| 18:13.55 | mindjuju | cool! |
| 18:18.07 | beandog | http://shiflett.org/blog/2006/jan/addslashes-versus-mysql-real-escape-string |
| 18:18.08 | beandog | crazy. |
| 18:23.49 | mindjuju | so carmony, do you want to use that or go with something else? |
| 18:38.24 | unum | so with bucardo when I alter the database do I have to run those alter commands on both the master and slave |
| 18:38.51 | unum | bucardo only syncs up the data not the schema? |
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| 20:08.41 | beandog | great harvest bread is never as good as I think it's gonna be. |
| 20:08.46 | beandog | their sandwiches are great, tho |
| 20:27.14 | supernovia | can't say I have ever tried their bread |
| 20:27.49 | mindjuju | is that the one in AF? |
| 20:28.54 | utahcon | beandog: that is cause they lost their touch -- back in the day their bread was better |
| 20:29.01 | utahcon | I used to eat lunch at GH everyday in HS |
| 20:29.05 | SunSparc | mindjuju: They have one in AF |
| 20:29.54 | mindjuju | i'd like to take my family there, maybe i will on friday |
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| 20:30.26 | utahcon | fried chicken and waffles for the win |
| 20:30.36 | herlo | hehe |
| 20:30.48 | beandog | hmm |
| 20:30.50 | beandog | that sounds goood ... |
| 20:32.37 | supernovia | I have heard really good things about DP |
| 20:33.05 | utahcon | supernovia: you ate the whole place?! |
| 20:33.15 | utahcon | props |
| 20:33.18 | supernovia | you know I could! |
| 20:33.28 | supernovia | I did eat the whole burnt tip sandwich + beans . Mmm |
| 20:33.46 | supernovia | but yeah .. uh |
| 20:33.52 | mindjuju | that sounds yum |
| 20:33.54 | supernovia | s/ate/ate at/ |
| 20:33.59 | supernovia | guess it's a little too late though :-p |
| 20:34.06 | utahcon | sunday morning... I will be eating the "Loaded" -- 2 piece Fried Chicken w/classic waffle, marinated peppers, jalapeno-onion straws & spicy BBQ sauce |
| 20:34.21 | utahcon | I am salivating already |
| 20:35.18 | mindjuju | but the ability tohave both at one sitting at the same place, that's much to be reckoned with |
| 20:35.24 | utahcon | mindjuju: find one and I will go with you |
| 20:35.43 | utahcon | mindjuju: Let's open one in utah |
| 20:35.51 | beandog | oh man |
| 20:35.51 | mindjuju | waffle house or popeyes? |
| 20:35.53 | beandog | wafffffffffffffle house |
| 20:35.57 | beandog | ~mindjuju++ |
| 20:36.02 | mindjuju | :) |
| 20:36.24 | mindjuju | in traveling up and down the east coast to and from college, i've stopped at many a waffle house |
| 20:36.48 | supernovia | man, I had the opportunity to go to one just after highschool but everyone said they were awful |
| 20:37.02 | beandog | oh, it is |
| 20:37.09 | beandog | but its the best food evar. |
| 20:37.19 | beandog | youll stain your elbows with syrup |
| 20:37.23 | beandog | but its worth it. |
| 20:38.25 | supernovia | how's it compare to that waffle place we went to after utos that one time? |
| 20:38.43 | supernovia | s/utos/utosc/ |
| 20:38.55 | mindjuju | waffle house > belgian waffle |
| 20:39.06 | herlo | mindjuju: I think you can't ocmpare them |
| 20:39.12 | jsmith | Mmmmn... waffle house! |
| 20:39.15 | herlo | and I don't think waffle house is better, it's just *different* |
| 20:39.25 | mindjuju | herlo, on par? |
| 20:39.28 | jsmith | (and specifically, the All-star Special with cheese grits) |
| 20:39.39 | mindjuju | yum |
| 20:39.50 | beandog | ~shun herlo |
| 20:39.51 | ibot | You are dead to me, herlo. |
| 20:40.01 | herlo | wafflehouse has small holes, and round tasty waffles, but belgian waffle has big holes and square tasty waffles. |
| 20:40.06 | herlo | beandog: uh, why? |
| 20:40.17 | jsmith | herlo: Waffle house has pecan waffles as well! |
| 20:40.21 | beandog | not better? |
| 20:40.22 | herlo | jsmith: true |
| 20:40.29 | herlo | beandog: they are both really good |
| 20:40.32 | beandog | Oh okay |
| 20:40.35 | beandog | ~unshun herlo |
| 20:40.38 | herlo | lol |
| 20:40.52 | beandog | you used an iron to make waffles? |
| 20:40.59 | beandog | oh, a *waffle* iron .. duhr |
| 20:41.18 | jsmith | I made some apple struessel waffles on Wed morning |
| 20:41.31 | supernovia | I'm gonna make a wickedly nice navigation now. but hey if we ever do UPHPU: the road trip to a waffle house, holla |
| 20:41.39 | beandog | uh yah |
| 20:41.46 | beandog | that'd be a road trip across 5 states or so. :( |
| 20:41.53 | beandog | ~curse the midwest |
| 20:41.54 | ibot | May you be reincarnated as a Windows XP administrator, the midwest ! |
| 20:42.02 | supernovia | hehe |
| 20:42.09 | beandog | jsmith: thanks man |
| 20:42.14 | supernovia | awe. how sweet. |
| 20:42.23 | beandog | There was literally more waffle houses than gas stations. |
| 20:42.24 | herlo | beandog: where's that? |
| 20:42.27 | jsmith | Shoot -- I could hit Waffle House *and* Popeyes in the same trip... |
| 20:42.30 | beandog | herlo: Norcross, GA baby! |
| 20:42.32 | utahcon | beandog: that is a weird place to grow up |
| 20:42.38 | jsmith | beandog: Seriously? |
| 20:42.38 | herlo | ahh |
| 20:42.42 | beandog | jsmith: oh si |
| 20:42.47 | utahcon | I thought you mean in the HQ offices themselves :( |
| 20:42.57 | beandog | class o 94 |
| 20:42.58 | beandog | yeehar |
| 20:43.01 | mindjuju | jsmith is meanie |
| 20:43.10 | beandog | I think I still have my shirt somewhere |
| 20:43.18 | jsmith | mindjuju: You're always welcome to come back and visit Virginia |
| 20:43.26 | utahcon | off topic: my son looks awesome in my shades: http://static1.px.yelpcdn.com/photo/OPGVSzxYv1zmsJP7cYGgzA/l |
| 20:43.29 | jsmith | mindjuju: Shoot -- come out here, and I'll buy you lunch at Popeye's |
| 20:43.43 | mindjuju | k, i'm on my way to slc airport |
| 20:43.48 | beandog | mindjuju: whre you going? |
| 20:43.50 | utahcon | mindjuju: pick me up on the ay |
| 20:44.24 | mindjuju | uuuhhhh |
| 20:44.27 | mindjuju | wth |
| 20:44.44 | mindjuju | waffle house is only 399.21 miles away |
| 20:44.47 | mindjuju | in Aridzona |
| 20:44.52 | beandog | yah? |
| 20:44.54 | beandog | whooo |
| 20:44.55 | mindjuju | http://www.wafflehouse.com/welcome/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=79:waffle-house-restaurant-locator&catid=38 |
| 20:44.56 | beandog | road trip |
| 20:45.08 | utahcon | UPHPU roadtrip to Arizona! |
| 20:45.20 | beandog | utahcon's driving! |
| 20:45.25 | beandog | everyone bring your kids |
| 20:45.50 | utahcon | beandog: I can have us there in 4 hours |
| 20:45.59 | beandog | I'm game |
| 20:46.04 | beandog | LOL |
| 20:46.13 | mindjuju | k, if we go to aridzona, then we have to shimmy over to mesquite NV |
| 20:46.16 | mindjuju | they have a popeyes |
| 20:46.23 | beandog | too bad theres nothing else to do in AZ |
| 20:46.24 | beandog | :T |
| 20:46.31 | utahcon | I would wager Mesquite is on our way |
| 20:46.36 | utahcon | stupid US highway system |
| 20:46.37 | mindjuju | i'm surprised there isn't one in AZ |
| 20:46.53 | mindjuju | beandog, if we go to phoneix we could go bungie jumping |
| 20:46.58 | utahcon | mindjuju: they don't eat chickens in Arizon... the chickens eat uS! |
| 20:46.59 | mindjuju | over thunderbird lake |
| 20:47.20 | beandog | um yah |
| 20:47.23 | beandog | Im right behind you. |
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| 20:47.51 | mindjuju | funny you say that, cause whilst deathly afraid of heights, I did, in fact, go bungie jumping |
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| 20:47.57 | mindjuju | AND have the shirt to prove it |
| 20:48.16 | mindjuju | it's quite the story, if you come to #uphpu afta hours partay, i'll tell it |
| 20:48.19 | beandog | So you expect us to use a t-shirt as some form of verification? |
| 20:48.20 | beandog | pssh. |
| 20:49.03 | mindjuju | i don't think i have my wrist band anymore |
| 20:49.21 | beandog | Ill accept photos from the hospital, tho |
| 20:49.26 | mindjuju | before you jump, they give you a hospital wrist band, no joke, with your name, type of jump, and critical info |
| 20:50.03 | mindjuju | they almost called out the parametics afterward, long story |
| 20:50.32 | beandog | man I woulda pooped my pants |
| 20:51.03 | mindjuju | well, if we go waffle house, you gotta jump |
| 20:51.20 | beandog | yah |
| 20:51.22 | beandog | good luck w/that |
| 20:51.30 | mindjuju | prolly jump before so you don't get sick |
| 20:51.32 | mindjuju | :) |
| 20:54.13 | mindjuju | yeah, me neither |
| 20:54.22 | mindjuju | except for a little TF2 action |
| 20:56.04 | unum | how'd I end up doing programming. |
| 20:56.09 | unum | I wanted to be a sys admin |
| 20:56.17 | mindjuju | i wanted to be a lawyer |
| 20:56.26 | unum | setting up the bucardo stuff was fun and now I want to keep doing stuff like that |
| 20:56.31 | unum | not go back to programming |
| 20:56.39 | supernovia | oh so I am totally taking a roadtrip to AZ (I scrolled up) so if anyone wants to go, holla for real |
| 20:56.53 | unum | right now? |
| 20:56.59 | supernovia | soon :) |
| 20:57.06 | beandog | Im going to Lagoon this weekend |
| 20:57.20 | supernovia | really beandog? my kids are begging me |
| 20:57.20 | mindjuju | aridzona, you going by the waffle house? |
| 20:57.30 | supernovia | I dunno where it is there |
| 20:57.57 | supernovia | ^5 beandog - I freakin love lagoon |
| 20:59.07 | beandog | yah? I never go |
| 20:59.47 | supernovia | I haven't been since 2005 but that doesn't mean I don't love it :) |
| 20:59.58 | utahcon | Lagoon may be fun again when my kids are old enough to do anything there |
| 21:00.35 | utahcon | supernovia: :P |
| 21:00.39 | beandog | I wonder if you can still get laptops w/floppy drives |
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| 21:00.49 | utahcon | beandog: why? |
| 21:00.59 | utahcon | just get a usb floppy |
| 21:01.30 | beandog | usb floppy? |
| 21:01.33 | beandog | oh man tht'd be awesome |
| 21:02.18 | utahcon | they are not cheap according to the Google |
| 21:02.35 | utahcon | anyone familiar with Solr and DataImportHandler? |
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| 22:06.03 | DexterTheDragon | ~karma ie |
| 22:06.03 | ibot | ie has karma of -666 |
| 22:06.07 | DexterTheDragon | thats what I thought |
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| 22:23.38 | mindjuju | yeah! as a student, i get 65% off at OSCON, boo! that'd drops it from 2k to 1k |
| 22:23.41 | mindjuju | ...sigh... |
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