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| 18:25.04 | romanovic | :why no ibot |
| 18:25.04 | ubofh | UPS interrupted the server's power |
| 18:25.20 | romanovic | of course |
| 18:25.24 | mindjuju | ~rlart |
| 18:25.25 | purl | changes herlo's permissions to 0777 and tells the world |
| 18:25.29 | romanovic | ooh purl? |
| 18:25.35 | mindjuju | the fates have spoken! |
| 18:25.35 | romanovic | does purl have new features? |
| 18:25.52 | mindjuju | purl and ibot are different incarnations of the same program |
| 18:25.53 | purl | ACTION does... erm... I dunno... some bot stuff or something to are different incarnations of the same program. |
| 18:25.54 | mindjuju | AFAIK |
| 18:26.45 | mindjuju | ~dtdhit DtD |
| 18:26.46 | purl | ACTION stikes at DtD with the fire of the cat seizure causing a very bad flesh wound! |
| 18:27.00 | mindjuju | so that's there |
| 18:27.21 | mindjuju | ~macattack romanovic |
| 18:27.22 | purl | ACTION jumps on bell rope, causing bell to hit romanovic! |
| 18:27.46 | romanovic | haha |
| 18:28.24 | romanovic | i've been running ubofh for several months in other channels, but recently rewrote him and he currently only gives excuses |
| 18:28.37 | romanovic | bofh excuses |
| 18:28.44 | romanovic | :why is purl so violent |
| 18:28.44 | ubofh | Internet outage |
| 18:28.48 | romanovic | hmm |
| 18:28.52 | romanovic | :why is purl so violent |
| 18:28.52 | ubofh | Sysadmin accidentally destroyed pager with a large hammer. |
| 18:29.07 | mindjuju | what is ubofh |
| 18:29.29 | romanovic | a bofh excuse generator bot |
| 18:29.33 | romanovic | among other things |
| 18:29.42 | mindjuju | cool! |
| 18:29.46 | mindjuju | how do you invoke? |
| 18:30.15 | romanovic | the command? by typing ":why (anything can follow)" |
| 18:30.30 | romanovic | :why are my text messages not being delivered |
| 18:30.30 | ubofh | IRQ-problems with the Un-Interruptible-Power-Supply |
| 18:30.40 | mindjuju | oh nice |
| 18:30.43 | mindjuju | that's awesome |
| 18:30.56 | mindjuju | why is DtD so cool and i'm not? |
| 18:32.42 | mindjuju | not for fungus to click on -- http://www.forkparty.com/heart-stopping-hamburgers-cheeseburgers-pictures/ |
| 18:32.53 | mindjuju | not a one of those look like they actually taste good |
| 18:33.18 | mindjuju | the worst one looking to be the hamburger on a jelly donut |
| 18:33.26 | mindjuju | that's just against my religion |
| 18:33.30 | macnewbold | :why is the sky blue |
| 18:33.31 | ubofh | Out of cards on drive D: |
| 18:33.35 | macnewbold | :why |
| 18:33.35 | ubofh | Your Flux Capacitor has gone bad. |
| 18:33.37 | macnewbold | :why: |
| 18:33.41 | macnewbold | :why? |
| 18:33.47 | macnewbold | :why did he stop? |
| 18:33.47 | ubofh | Jan 9 16:41:27 huber su: 'su root' succeeded for .... on /dev/pts/1 |
| 18:33.51 | macnewbold | :why aha |
| 18:33.52 | ubofh | short leg on process table |
| 18:33.57 | macnewbold | :why dup checker maybe? |
| 18:33.57 | ubofh | The MGs ran out of gas. |
| 18:34.02 | macnewbold | :why dup checker maybe? |
| 18:34.02 | ubofh | Robotic tape changer mistook operator's tie for a backup tape. |
| 18:34.09 | macnewbold | :why hm, no |
| 18:34.09 | ubofh | Forced to support NT servers; sysadmins quit. |
| 18:34.28 | mindjuju | man, it gets worse, double cheeseburger using crispy creme donuts as buns |
| 18:34.33 | mindjuju | that's just sick and wrong |
| 18:34.42 | romanovic | ick... |
| 18:34.44 | romanovic | yes |
| 18:35.09 | mindjuju | i hate the thought that a big hamburger is a great hamburger |
| 18:35.13 | mindjuju | that's hardly the case |
| 18:36.04 | mindjuju | and that bacon burger where its just a pile of bacon between 2 hamburger buns, that's just dumb |
| 18:36.10 | romanovic | is that a picture of a quesadilla burger i see in there? |
| 18:36.15 | mindjuju | i could see that fly in a frat house as a joke, but that's about it |
| 18:36.41 | mindjuju | yup, saw the quesidilla burger |
| 18:36.48 | mindjuju | applebees actually has one too |
| 18:37.31 | mindjuju | well, i mean, look at this one |
| 18:37.32 | mindjuju | http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/heart-stopping-hamburger-50.jpg |
| 18:37.39 | mindjuju | that's just goofy |
| 18:37.50 | mindjuju | let's slam this burger with EVERY meat we have in the fridge |
| 18:38.21 | mindjuju | that's grilled chicken, two kinds of lunch meat, grilled spam, hamburger, taco meat |
| 18:38.24 | romanovic | what is that, spam? |
| 18:38.24 | romanovic | yeah |
| 18:38.30 | mindjuju | yup |
| 18:39.09 | romanovic | wow, near the end there is a hamburger hamburger |
| 18:39.37 | romanovic | or maybe a chicken sandwich hamburger, with an entire chicken sandwich between two hamburger patties in the hamburger |
| 18:39.50 | mindjuju | i just saw that one |
| 18:40.24 | mindjuju | i've got to believe, most of these hamburgers were created during a game of truth or dare |
| 18:43.34 | romanovic | haha, sounds reasonable |
| 18:44.14 | romanovic | i have heard from others that many countries do commonly serve hamburgers with fried eggs inside. I intend to try one sometime. |
| 18:46.42 | mindjuju | i could dig that |
| 18:46.54 | mindjuju | but i think it gets weird when you have a steak slabbed in there |
| 18:47.10 | mindjuju | or what ever it was, don't recall which had the egg, but seems like it was more than just that |
| 19:40.04 | mgeary | hey, i'm trying to get a good algorithm for outputting items by column, instead of by row. The challenge i'm facing is having the columns distribute their items as evenly as possible. Can anyone point me to some code that pulls this off well? |
| 19:40.52 | mgeary | what i've got right now doesn't distribute the "remainder" items evenly across as many columns as possible, it stacks them all up in the first column. |
| 19:42.46 | _psychic_ | int row = i / colsPerRow; |
| 19:42.46 | _psychic_ | int col = i % colsPerRow; |
| 20:03.53 | mgeary | that's not entirely what i was after |
| 20:03.53 | mgeary | that's the easy part |
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| 21:46.21 | mindjuju | ~rlart |
| 21:46.21 | purl | brandishes Excalibur! "With this sword, I vanquish thee, TuxToaster!" and lops off TuxToaster's head |
| 21:47.07 | TuxToaster | ow |
| 21:48.09 | Utah_Dave | ~tunafart mindjuju |
| 21:48.10 | purl | ACTION eats a week-old tuna sandwich with relish and walks over to mindjuju, leg raised, to let 'em rip. |
| 21:48.23 | Utah_Dave | it's been a while |
| 21:48.36 | mindjuju | thx utah_dave |
| 21:48.50 | Utah_Dave | for old time's sake, mindjuju. You understand, right? |
| 21:49.17 | mindjuju | oh sure |
| 21:51.27 | Utah_Dave | What a day. One minute I'm hacking some python, then I'm fiddling with Asterisk dial plans, then I'm adding features to a PHP/CodeIgniter app, then I'm changing some DB code in a monster WordPerfect/PerfectScript app. |
| 21:51.58 | mindjuju | that's nuts! |
| 21:52.39 | Utah_Dave | Yeah, keeps it fresh and exciting though! |
| 21:54.08 | tierra | wps: is there nothing you can do about UPHPU LinkedIn group spam? |
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| 22:21.47 | romanovic | :why are we still getting LinkedIn spam |
| 22:21.47 | ubofh | Elves on strike. (Why do they call EMAG Elf Magic) |
| 22:24.51 | wps | tierra: I wasn't aware of any spam |
| 22:24.57 | wps | will you forward me an example? |
| 22:25.00 | wps | I'd be happy to take care of it |
| 22:25.19 | tierra | it's on the UPHPU discussion board... almost every week this same guy posts some crap |
| 22:25.51 | tierra | http://www.linkedin.com/groupAnswers?viewQuestions=&gid=25209&forumID=3&sik=1269901544921 |
| 22:26.15 | tierra | in fact, it's exactly every 7 days... |
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| 22:44.35 | olds | _psychic_: have you had a chance to try out that espn360? |
| 23:05.06 | carmony | I think from now on, I'm using the term "storyboard" and not "prototype" |
| 23:09.35 | macnewbold | hehe |
| 23:09.43 | macnewbold | people read things into words that aren't always there |
| 23:19.42 | _psychic_ | olds: yeah dude works great |
| 23:19.57 | _psychic_ | olds: thanks a ton |
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