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| 02:04.41 | utahcon | justincarmony: come to #utos would you? |
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| 04:49.22 | influx | Yarrrr |
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| 15:19.40 | DexterTheDragon | which video games? |
| 15:22.18 | _carmony | http://www.amazon.com/Video-Games-Live-Vol-1/dp/B000VO8O6W |
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| 15:47.58 | mindjuju | but i brought some earphones, so soon i'll have music |
| 15:50.32 | DexterTheDragon | mindjuju: fun |
| 15:51.18 | orsonj | I like my in the ear ones, they cut ambient noise pretty well. |
| 15:51.29 | mindjuju | hey, i'm going to be hitting Himalayan kitchen for lunch DtD |
| 15:51.31 | DexterTheDragon | I love my cans |
| 15:51.33 | mindjuju | or anybody around there |
| 15:51.36 | DexterTheDragon | mindjuju: bleh |
| 15:51.41 | mindjuju | ! |
| 15:51.51 | mindjuju | you're kidding! |
| 15:51.57 | mindjuju | that's the real deal! |
| 15:52.04 | mindjuju | at least their chicken curry was several years ago |
| 15:52.10 | mindjuju | i haven't eaten there in a couple of years |
| 15:52.20 | mindjuju | ah |
| 15:52.22 | mindjuju | k |
| 15:52.47 | mindjuju | was going to say, i had chicken curry at a roadstop outside of Lhasa, and the chicken curry here is spot on with that |
| 15:52.50 | mindjuju | spot on |
| 15:56.42 | mindjuju | yea! fresh squeezed techno loudly played over the roar of cooling fans |
| 15:57.06 | _carmony | bah, Trac is kinda slow once it gets kinda big :P |
| 16:02.40 | SunSparc | For those not following _psychic_ or myself on twitter -> http://tr.im/trU7 |
| 16:04.40 | DexterTheDragon | whats twitter? |
| 16:04.54 | SunSparc | :) |
| 16:05.04 | DexterTheDragon | ~twitter |
| 16:05.28 | DexterTheDragon | ;) |
| 16:06.08 | mindjuju | SunSparc - that's awesome! |
| 16:06.29 | SunSparc | Yeah, pretty hilarious. _psychic_ found that. |
| 16:06.40 | mindjuju | oh, thought it was ya'lls |
| 16:07.01 | SunSparc | Heh, nope. |
| 16:07.13 | SunSparc | That would have been funny though. |
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| 16:08.14 | beandog | mysql.com is down. :( |
| 16:08.57 | eggyknap | twitter is alive with the "I guess mysql.com should have used PostgreSQL" comments |
| 16:08.58 | mindjuju | @beandog - that's weird, google email was down a few minutes yesterday night |
| 16:09.04 | _carmony | LOL |
| 16:09.08 | beandog | eggyknap, lols |
| 16:09.18 | mindjuju | eggyknap - that's awesome |
| 16:09.33 | eggyknap | On that same head, last April 1st, postgresql.fr replaced their home page with a "mysql_connect() failed" error :) |
| 16:09.41 | _carmony | ROFL |
| 16:09.43 | eggyknap | (temporarily, that is) |
| 16:09.46 | mindjuju | :) |
| 16:09.52 | _carmony | now THAT is funny |
| 16:10.00 | _carmony | only a programmer would get :P |
| 16:10.14 | SunSparc | Heh |
| 16:14.38 | beandog | eggyknap, lol thats awesome |
| 16:15.43 | beandog | theres gotta be a mirror of the docs somewhere |
| 16:16.32 | eggyknap | Yeah, you can get a list of 'em from dev.mysql.com... Oh, wait... :) |
| 16:23.16 | herlo | eggyknap: !!! hi !!! |
| 16:25.32 | mindjuju | ugh, parking meter time |
| 16:27.25 | eggyknap | herlo: !!! hi !!! |
| 16:27.48 | DexterTheDragon | eggyknap: (he's off his meds again..) |
| 16:27.53 | eggyknap | lol :) |
| 16:28.04 | eggyknap | Or perhaps on someone else's... |
| 16:29.23 | beandog | heh |
| 16:29.57 | eggyknap | .oO("Now where *did* all my Lortab go...") |
| 16:31.06 | herlo | eggyknap: just good to see you man |
| 16:31.26 | eggyknap | Boy, the love around this place... |
| 16:31.28 | eggyknap | :) |
| 16:32.01 | eggyknap | herlo: is this the herlo-doesn't-sleep-for-12-weeks-straight-in-prep-for-utosc part of the year, yet? |
| 16:32.35 | SunSparc | DexterTheDragon: That Ctrl show looks addicting. |
| 16:33.02 | DexterTheDragon | too late |
| 16:33.03 | SunSparc | LOST is the only show I allow myself to get sucked into. |
| 16:33.20 | DexterTheDragon | good thing with Ctrl, they are only 4 mins long |
| 16:33.24 | herlo | eggyknap: not quite |
| 16:33.29 | herlo | eggyknap: and this year, I won't be doing that |
| 16:33.36 | SunSparc | DexterTheDragon: Good point. :) |
| 16:33.40 | SunSparc | Argh! |
| 16:33.48 | eggyknap | Ooo... delegation FTW? |
| 16:34.22 | herlo | btw, we're looking for more helpers |
| 16:34.42 | SunSparc | ~help |
| 16:34.43 | herlo | eggyknap: http://wiki.utos.org/All_Positions |
| 16:35.41 | herlo | eggyknap: we need another sponsorship person, sysadmins, programmers, marketing managers, etc. We can always have more than one in each position |
| 16:35.46 | herlo | good for coverage... |
| 16:46.02 | herlo | eggyknap: do it! |
| 16:46.05 | herlo | :) |
| 16:47.18 | eggyknap | You know what I think that page might benefit from? A list of "here's what we need". The page, as I understand it, shows descriptions of what everyone does, and under some links you find there's someone doing it, and under others you find there's not. Also, links like "Code Monkeys" show a few members, but there's no indication as to whether that's considered an adequate number. |
| 16:52.12 | herlo | eggyknap: wanna update it? |
| 16:52.20 | herlo | :) |
| 16:53.28 | eggyknap | I'm actually not trying to avoid helping; I just don't know the answers to the questions I posed. |
| 16:53.38 | herlo | eggyknap: nor do we :) |
| 16:54.35 | herlo | so did everyone else know that Julie Stout (brasto's wife) passed on Sunday? And I just missed it? |
| 16:54.37 | eggyknap | Heh... I can accept that :) |
| 16:54.37 | eggyknap | Well, for an account, I'll got put a mark next to links that don't have someone's name obviously underneath them, and a note saying that "this mark means we need someone to fill this spot". Then someone in the know can, should they so choose, correct my markings as required. |
| 16:56.19 | eggyknap | My mom died when I was 10. Since she was sick my whole life, I didn't really know her, and it made surprisingly little impact. Only as I've gotten older (and married) have I begun sort of to comprehend what it might have been like for my dad. |
| 16:56.47 | herlo | http://www.tributes.com/show/Julie-Stout-86388300 |
| 16:58.37 | herlo | hmm, funeral is tomorrow near work. Might just stop by |
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| 17:02.13 | *** topic/#UPHPU by mindjuju -> our hearts go out to brasto and his family for their loss - http://www.tributes.com/show/Julie-Stout-86388300 | Utah PHP Users Group | uphpu.org |
| 17:02.53 | herlo | mindjuju: tx, nice job |
| 17:03.06 | eggyknap | mindjuju++ |
| 17:03.14 | mindjuju | herlo, i missed it too |
| 17:03.18 | SunSparc | ~mindjuju++ |
| 17:03.24 | mindjuju | sunsparc alerted me to it |
| 17:03.34 | utahcon | alright kids |
| 17:03.36 | utahcon | got one for you |
| 17:03.53 | herlo | mindjuju: yeah, a friend just told me about it |
| 17:04.01 | herlo | hope our money helps brasto get back on his feet fast |
| 17:04.07 | utahcon | got two tables... first table has an id, second table has a matching id on three rows with different values in each row (value1, value2, value3) |
| 17:04.11 | utahcon | I want to return |
| 17:04.17 | utahcon | id, value1, value2, value3 |
| 17:04.19 | utahcon | possible> |
| 17:05.15 | mindjuju | yes, with subqueries |
| 17:05.18 | brasto | funny... herlo, I just was going through my cell phone addressbook and came accross your name and wondered if you knew, then came accross your comment just before I called to make sure. |
| 17:05.53 | mindjuju | but utahcon, that'd be gross and i'm sure eggyknap would raise an eyebrow at least |
| 17:06.25 | utahcon | it is for a fellow programmer... he is esplaining it more to me |
| 17:07.00 | brasto | thank you everyone, for your support |
| 17:07.13 | eggyknap | utahcon: very possible, and not terribly gross, sort of. |
| 17:07.53 | herlo | brasto: we wish you luck... |
| 17:08.05 | herlo | hope things are going well now... |
| 17:08.06 | mindjuju | brasto - i think it's appropriate to send funeral info to uphpu mailing list if you'd like to have your geeky friends come |
| 17:08.08 | mindjuju | your call |
| 17:08.14 | eggyknap | If you're sure there are no more than three copies of the id in the second table, you can do it with three separate joins of the second table to the first. If there's some variable number, you'll probably do better aggregating each ID into an array, delimited string (ewww), etc. |
| 17:08.23 | mindjuju | we're kind of a motley crew, so not sur eif you'd want us there |
| 17:09.31 | brasto | I reposted that obituary on my family site so that I could put up the color photo: http://flfn.org/blog/brasto/julies-obituary |
| 17:09.33 | Lone_Wanderer | beandog: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PhNm5ZuvC4 |
| 17:10.10 | Lone_Wanderer | (language warning) |
| 17:10.37 | brasto | In there I stated that the obit is in SL Trib and Des News and Daily Herald, so it shouldn't be a copyright violation.... |
| 17:11.29 | brasto | I think I will mindjuju |
| 17:11.59 | eggyknap | It sucks that in such a situation you'd have to worry about copyright violations |
| 17:12.13 | brasto | true on that one |
| 17:13.48 | eggyknap | utahcon/mindjuju: I note that I mixed up value and id in that comment. If you know you always have three or fewer values with one ID, you can return four colums (id, value1, value2, value3) with a few joins. If you can have any number of values per id you're better off returning two columns, containing : id, array(value1, value2, value3) |
| 17:14.58 | mindjuju | k, that makes more sense to me |
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| 18:51.46 | Lone_Wanderer | Does anyone here have a standard web dev contract template thing I could use? I can't find mine any more. |
| 18:52.06 | Lone_Wanderer | By contract I mean the legal agreement that both parties sign that ensures the client gets what they ask for and that I get paid. |
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| 19:30.44 | mgeary | ~yow |
| 19:31.36 | mindjuju | nice |
| 19:35.08 | mgeary | ~thebigdog++ |
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| 20:50.20 | mindjuju | ~apb justincarmony , carmony and _carmony |
| 20:50.20 | ibot | ACTION summons Dog the Bounty Hunter to spray mace at justincarmony , carmony and _carmony |
| 20:50.57 | SunSparc | ~multiple personality disorder |
| 20:51.27 | mindjuju | yeah, no doubt, when i apb carmony, justincarmony responds, when i apb justincarmony, _carmony responds |
| 20:51.32 | mindjuju | just can't seem to win for trying |
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| 20:53.51 | mindjuju | xtrementl ->PM\ |
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| 21:04.46 | mindjuju | humna humna! - http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/searchtools/item-Details.asp?EdpNo=4831849&sku=E145-0299&SRCCODE=WEM1982C&cm_mmc=Email-_-Main-_-WEM1982-_-components |
| 21:05.04 | _carmony | ... |
| 21:05.05 | _carmony | :P |
| 21:05.10 | _carmony | ~apb mindjuju |
| 21:05.11 | ibot | ACTION hires Beth to stake out mindjuju |
| 21:05.11 | _carmony | ;) |
| 21:05.33 | mindjuju | _carmony --> PM |
| 21:06.28 | SunSparc | mindjuju: what the? that has to be wrong, 1.792GB of Video memory? |
| 21:06.53 | mindjuju | that's what i'm seeing |
| 21:07.00 | SunSparc | Wow! |
| 21:07.09 | SunSparc | Nice |
| 21:07.43 | SunSparc | Guess it's been a while since I went video card shopping |
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| 21:15.18 | orsonj | Interesting. I'm betting the extra 208M of ram is used for the secret OS they have installed on the video card. |
| 21:16.13 | SunSparc | Sneaky |
| 21:16.44 | orsonj | I bet they have it programmed to take over your computer when a particular animated gif displays on your screen. |
| 21:17.04 | DexterTheDragon | what are we talking about? |
| 21:17.23 | mindjuju | dexterthedragon --> (3:04:38 PM) mindjuju: humna humna! - http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/searchtools/item-Details.asp?EdpNo=4831849&sku=E145-0299&SRCCODE=WEM1982C&cm_mmc=Email-_-Main-_-WEM1982-_-components |
| 21:17.40 | orsonj | It has _almost_ 2 gigs of ram on the video card |
| 21:17.52 | DexterTheDragon | sheesh |
| 21:18.23 | orsonj | the computer I'm typing on right now has less overall specs than that video card alone. |
| 21:19.16 | orsonj | They should just stick a couple usb ports on there and be done with it. |
| 21:51.05 | DexterTheDragon | thank you PHP for "word" == 0; thats really helped out |
| 21:51.11 | DexterTheDragon | <PROTECTED> |
| 22:42.13 | SunSparc | A vibrating bed would not wake me up. |
| 22:53.19 | mindjuju | xmission has off on Pinoeer day? |
| 22:53.27 | mindjuju | ...sigh... |
| 22:53.37 | mindjuju | i wish i had a holiday off |
| 22:53.45 | mindjuju | well, that day imean |
| 22:54.10 | SunSparc | jbot, give mindjuju Pioneer Day off |
| 22:54.33 | mindjuju | yeah, but you're making bank |
| 22:54.36 | mindjuju | gravy train |
| 22:54.42 | mgeary | making banks? no, web apps |
| 22:54.43 | mindjuju | shovelin' moola |
| 22:55.00 | mgeary | actually we're trying to assist as a partner company of ours goes out of business |
| 22:55.12 | mindjuju | Yipes! |
| 22:55.15 | mgeary | not sure if this is going to translate into dollars. I suspect we'll be luck if we break even |
| 22:55.22 | mgeary | we're taking over their web operations |
| 22:55.38 | mindjuju | is it recession caused, or otherwise? |
| 22:55.48 | mgeary | no, incompetence/abuse by management |
| 22:55.52 | mindjuju | ah |
| 22:56.06 | mgeary | they ran the company into the ground |
| 22:56.07 | SunSparc | Did someone delete their database table? |
| 22:56.13 | mindjuju | sorry to hear that mgeary |
| 22:56.14 | mgeary | hahaha |
| 22:56.21 | mgeary | well, it doesn't really make a diff for us |
| 22:56.28 | macnewbold | they shouldn't have used postgres... |
| 22:56.28 | mgeary | it may end up being a positive thing |
| 22:57.08 | mgeary | they weren't really sending us much business, and they had a six-figure debt with us |
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| 23:16.04 | mindjuju | so mgeary, off the topic of php -- cause you konw, that's what we talk about here, do you recommend any day camps in Orem? |
| 23:16.15 | mindjuju | i'm thinking of something science based |
| 23:16.48 | mgeary | don't know of any |
| 23:16.54 | mindjuju | k |
| 23:17.00 | mgeary | that'd be cool |
| 23:17.02 | mgeary | wish i did |
| 23:17.12 | mgeary | i'll bet UVU and/or BYU have things like that for kids |
| 23:22.31 | Lone_Wanderer | macnewbold: postgres rulz, mysqlameface droolz |
| 23:22.57 | Lone_Wanderer | <.< |
| 23:24.10 | SunSparc | Laterz! |
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