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02:47.43DexterTheDragon~apb mindjuju
02:47.44jbotACTION summons Duane Lee to find mindjuju
02:48.00mindjujuDexterTheDragon - i'm here
02:48.21DexterTheDragonyou know coldfusion right?
02:48.27mindjujuyup
02:49.29DexterTheDragonok that is all
02:49.39mindjuju?
02:50.05DexterTheDragonemail was sent
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03:02.11Utah_Dave~tunafart mindjuju
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03:07.29beandogeww
03:07.30beandogcoldfusion
03:08.04DexterTheDragonyep
03:08.21beandog~soap DexterTheDragon
03:08.22jbotACTION washes DexterTheDragon's mouth out with a fat bar of pink soap
03:10.56beandogits time for some super chicken
03:18.00mindjujusuper chicken?
03:21.02beandogmindjuju: dont tell me you dont remember super chicken
03:21.26beandoghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKss2pBYQ6Y
03:22.04beandogoh my fraeking crap its funny
03:28.15mindjujuwow
03:28.22mindjujuhow could i have missed the super chicken?
03:29.09mindjujui did watch underdog
03:29.23mindjujuhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcjOi_3H7gw&NR=1
03:29.57mindjujuthough i hated, HATED, hated mighty mouse
03:30.09mindjujuhe was a smug punk of a rodent who happened to be strong
03:31.49DexterTheDragon<3 underdog
03:32.04mindjuju:)
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07:32.32mindjujuanybody remember off hand how to get mysql to auto insert a date into a field, seems like you had to select timestamp and put getdate() but that doesn't seem to work
07:34.54mindjujuoh i found it, CURRENT_TIMESTAMP
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10:35.12trevynanyone up?
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13:26.38mindjujuLone_Wanderer - sup bro
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14:34.49itimbersup guys
14:36.25Lone_WandererMorning all.
14:38.48mindjujumorning gents
14:41.35thomallenmorning everyone, first day in the channel
14:41.43Lone_WandererWell, who invited you anyway?
14:41.49Lone_WandererWe don't want your kind here!
14:42.16Lone_Wanderer(I'm just kidding.  That's my way of saying hello and welcome to the channel.  Even if you DO have an erroneous H in your name.)
14:43.06thomallenhehe, that is totally on purpose. I stole the H from some guy a long time ago, now he walks around with the name arry.
14:43.35Lone_WandererThat's awesome.
14:43.56Lone_Wandereribot: thomallen is a letter gypsy
14:44.07Lone_WandererOops.
14:44.13Lone_Wandererjbot: thomallen is a letter gypsy
14:44.13jbotokay, Lone_Wanderer
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14:56.06mindjujusup thomallen
14:57.04thomallenmindjuju: hey, not too much, trying to figure out how to uninstall the Sun xVM app from my laptop - grrr
14:58.48mindjujuyou know who you may want to ask, is a guy in here named fungus
14:58.55mindjujuhe should be here in the next little bit
14:59.03Lone_WandererOh yeah, fungus is great for that kind of thing.
14:59.38thomallencool I'll keep and eye out for him then, thanks.
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15:05.05beandogoh my crap I have *got* to have one of these
15:05.07beandoghttp://usb.brando.com.hk/prod_detail.php?prod_id=00665
15:08.27mindjujui do have a company amex
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15:14.47SunSparcbeandog: That does look fun, but I think there might be some other toys that would take priority over that one.
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15:16.11mindjujuyeah, no doubt, though this one would be pretty cool for _psychic_ - http://usb.brando.com.hk/prod_detail.php?prod_id=00574&dept_id=015&cat_id=048
15:16.54_psychic_I have a real soccer ball at my desk. :)
15:17.09mindjuju:)
15:17.25_psychic_that's kinda funny
15:17.31_psychic_$14 ain't bad
15:21.28SunSparcOnly supports Windoze
15:25.59mgeary9:25am, and i'm already about 4 hours behind for the day
15:26.12mgearypesky sleep
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15:33.41mindjujucourse though, mgeary, the clarity that comes from a clear mind (getting enough sleep)
15:34.04mgearytrue. it's not sleep i dislike so much as the *need* for sleep
15:34.55mindjujuand then woke up at 5:#0a
15:35.54mindjujuflowers?
15:36.26mgeary~hopelessromantic beandog
15:38.02macnewbold~flowers++
15:38.17macnewboldespecially when not expected or as an apology, flowers can be _highly_ effective
15:39.05macnewboldhowever, 5:30am is pretty dang early just to go pick up some flowers - must be someone special, and it isn't mother's day...
15:39.38Lone_Wandererhi macnewbold
15:40.23Lone_WandererWho were they for beandog?
15:41.01beandogo.O
15:41.09beandogI did get up at 6:30 and go feed ducks, though
15:41.23beandogthat was fun
15:41.43mindjujufeed the birds, tupence a bag
15:41.50beandogand go skating
15:41.57Lone_WandererThat was not fun.
15:42.15beandogLone_Wanderer, where you at these days, anyhoo
15:42.38Lone_WandererFt. Eustis, VA
15:42.47Lone_WandererSame as I have been all year, I'm afraid.
15:43.07beandoghow much longer
15:43.51Lone_WandererFeb. 9th
15:44.00Lone_WandererI haven't started counting days yet.
15:44.12beandogwhat happens after that
15:44.36Lone_WandererI come back to Utah
15:44.42Lone_Wandererand do... I don't know what
15:45.03beandogI heard mgeary needs a roommate
15:45.11Lone_WandererPossibly work for the Utah NG full time.
15:45.16Lone_WandererWhere does he live?
15:45.44mindjujumgeary be married and with children
15:45.50beandogman when did I get so reputable?
15:46.12beandog~untrust beandog
15:46.18Lone_WandererYou're not, I just forgot :p
15:46.31beandogheh
15:46.58beandogLone_Wanderer, gotta find yourself a woman and settle down
15:47.06Lone_WandererI agree!
15:50.44unumI think I found one.... maybe I'll bring her to the next uphpu meeting :)
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15:51.01unumI was sitting in a hot tub with her asking her on a date during the last uphpu meeting
15:51.16mindjujuheh
15:51.33mindjuju~women++
15:51.42unumI think I made the right choice :)
15:52.03SunSparc~women++
15:52.05unumthat remind me I need to do some research on sqllite for her
15:52.14SunSparc~karma women
15:52.14jbotwomen has karma of 1
15:52.35eggyknapHrm... <*cough*> ... "research" ...
15:52.38unumso that means women had a karma of -1 before
15:52.56unumhas any one here used it?
15:54.39unums/it/sqllite
15:55.07fungus~sqlite++
15:58.27beandogsqlite freaking rawks
15:58.39beandoganyone know any good FAQ scripts
16:03.31itimberIntro: Fungus, thomallen; thomallen, fungus
16:05.30unumbeandog: I have situation where I want db access but don't have admin rights.  can I install sqllite on the server as a nonadmin and have it work?
16:05.49beandogunum, yah, you just need r/w access to the filesystem
16:06.04beandogsqlite isn't a daemon, its just one small file
16:06.18fungusunum: if the server doesn't have sqlite installed you can install the cli client easy enough.
16:06.19unumthat's what I thought
16:06.35unumI'd be using it from php
16:06.37fungusHowever to get php to use it, PHP must have the sqlite extension
16:06.45fungusWhich might require admin privs
16:06.50unumthanks I was wondering that as well
16:06.57beandogyah
16:07.04beandogplus, it depends on whether you want to use sqlite2 or sqlite3
16:07.07fungusIIRC sqlite comes enabled by default since php5.1
16:07.15beandogYah
16:07.17beandogfor v2
16:07.21beandogI think v3 is still in PECL
16:07.28beandogor maybe I have it backwards.
16:07.31unumthen I guess i'll use v2 :)
16:07.52fungusbut, ick.  v3 is soo much better
16:08.04unumif I'm using php will I need to install anything or are the php libraries enough?
16:08.26beandogyoud have to see what modules its using
16:08.31beandogphp -m
16:09.05unumwell thanks for the help.  I don't currently have access to the machine.
16:09.39unumthe girl I was talking about earlier is a phyisics teacher and has put all her assignments on line
16:09.42beandogsqlite w/transaction support = incredibly fast
16:09.53unuma friend who knew javascript helped her, and used a little bit of php
16:10.07mindjujuunum is dating a ch1x0r!
16:10.10mindjujucool!
16:10.46unumher friend told her they should use a database, but the admins told here she couldn't have access.
16:10.56unumI told her I thought we could use sqllite
16:11.20mindjujuand of course, you'd be willing to show her how it works, etc
16:11.24unumso now I just need to go into work with her so I can have rw access to the server
16:11.28unummindjuju: of course :)
16:11.29fungusSQLite may just work, as long as the php modules are installed.
16:12.02unumI think the admins would be more willing to instal the sqlite modules then give us access to the main database
16:12.23unumso we could even give that a try, or use a database on a server I run...
16:12.41unumit's going to be so nice dating a nerd girl.....
16:13.45unumwe went to body world's for our first date.  she invited me to a vietnamese restraunt on thursday for our second date
16:14.13mindjujunice!
16:14.37eggyknapSo you spend your first date investigating anatomy. Sweet.
16:15.18unumhonestly she was more into it that I was.
16:15.27unummy family doesn't do well with medical stuff
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16:16.28unumbut last month we spent over an hour discussing programming her website
16:17.08beandoghola thebigdog
16:17.46thebigdoghola amigo
16:18.11itimber~NerdyGirls++
16:18.23itimbershe wants you for your skillz
16:18.25itimberlove it
16:19.49mindjujudude, this is getting pretty serious!  an hour talking about her website, then her website moves in to your web server, then marriage proposal, etc...
16:19.56mindjujuyou'll be married by next week for sure
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16:20.52thebigdogwhat you guys talking about?
16:21.11unum<PROTECTED>
16:21.12unum<PROTECTED>
16:21.22unumI'm such a nerd
16:21.35beandogI dont know whats worse -- that we're such nerds, or that I feel right at home
16:21.42unumoops capatlized a bunch of stuff I should have
16:21.57unums/should/shouldn't
16:21.57itimberor that I have a mental picture of Sarah Palin for the woman we're talking about
16:21.58itimberLOL
16:22.11mindjujuthebigdog - unum found a ch1x0r
16:22.35thebigdogoh nice
16:23.03mindjujuk, so where be the pics?
16:25.25itimberfo sho
16:26.38beandogAsk her about CSS vs Tables
16:26.57thebigdogtables all the way
16:27.16itimbershe's probably into ASP or something
16:27.33itimberor <3 her exchange server
16:27.33beandogShe's a closet OS/2 programmer
16:27.36SunSparcEeewwww
16:28.04mindjujuheh
16:28.30SunSparcLet's look on the bright side for him.  Perhaps she is a closet Lisp programmer.
16:28.56itimberLOL
16:28.59fungusThat's what dating is for.  Find out what they program in when no one is around.
16:29.06eggyknaplol :)
16:29.17beandogand then tell us all about it
16:29.21SunSparcI program in my pajamas when no one is around
16:29.22itimberfo sho
16:29.36itimberI've programmed naked before
16:29.42itimberoops... did I say that out loud
16:29.43itimber??
16:29.46SunSparcwtmi
16:29.49funguseek, bad image!!!!
16:29.57SunSparc~wtmi itimber
16:30.06fungus~tmi
16:30.07jbottmi stands for too much information
16:30.26SunSparc~clean itimber
16:30.26jbotACTION nukes itimber's room and says to itimber: Und zie problem is solved
16:30.29mindjujurofl
16:30.44itimberLMAO
16:31.37mindjujubetween us though, itimber, methinks they do protest too much (ie, they've done it too)
16:32.39eggyknapmindjuju: way to add a high-brow touch to the conversation :)
16:32.44beandogo.O
16:33.04itimberI bet they do it frequently
16:33.09itimbernothing wrong with that
16:33.13itimberjust admit it guys
16:33.17itimbercome on now
16:33.32mindjujueggyknap - Shakespeare rox!
16:37.19unumso which php module would I need for sqlite to work with out anything else?
16:38.12unumhey there's the php5-sqlite3 package
16:41.38unumshould that be what I need
16:41.48unumhere's my phpinfo page after the install
16:41.56unumhttp://unum5.org/test.php
16:42.16mgearyyep, looks like you're good to go
16:42.22unumthanks
16:42.30unumnow I just need to get hers to say that....
16:44.13itimberLOL
16:44.43unumWhen I said that I meant I need to get her web server to look like mine...
16:44.59itimberright
16:45.09unumthe school district admin in here work for weber, doesn't he
16:45.18unumI need to find an alpine district administrator
16:47.11SunSparc~jbot find an alpine district administrator for unum
16:47.53thebigdog~whip SunSparc
16:47.54jbotACTION takes SunSparc outside to be thoroughly whipped by thebigdog
16:48.05SunSparc~lart thebigdog
16:48.05jbotbeats thebigdog over the head with a microkernel
16:48.14thebigdog~pimp SunSparc
16:48.24thebigdog~moon SunSparc
16:48.25jbotACTION drops his pants and shows SunSparc a full moon. SunSparc drops over dead at the sight.
16:48.29SunSparc~chuck thebigdog
16:48.40SunSparc~chucknorris thebigdog
16:48.41jbotACTION wheel kicks thebigdog
16:48.41thebigdog~tunafart SunSparc
16:48.42jbotACTION eats a week-old tuna sandwich with relish and walks over to SunSparc, leg raised, to let 'em rip.
16:49.07SunSparc:)
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16:50.08thebigdog~dropkick SunSparc
16:50.09jbotACTION sends SunSparc flying like a yipping chihuahua
16:50.14thebigdog~eggdrop SunSparc
16:50.15jbotACTION pours SunSparc into a chicken broth and scallion soup
16:50.35SunSparc~nuke thebigdog
16:50.35jbotACTION prepares 100 missle silos, and targets them at thebigdog ... B☢☢M!
16:50.51SunSparc~eat thebigdog
16:50.51jbotThat's too disgusting.
16:50.53thebigdog~pigfart SunSparc
16:51.04thebigdog~dogfart SunSparc
16:51.34SunSparc~puke thebigdog
16:51.35jbotACTION , while sick, attempts to make it to the porcelain god and pukes all over harleypig
16:51.36thebigdog~touch SunSparc
16:51.37jbotThis is Fendor's pleasure only
16:51.52fungus~rfart
16:51.52jbotACTION farts in the general direction of jnbek
16:52.17thebigdog~whalepoop SunSparc
16:52.17jbotACTION catapults a truckload of whale poop from a freakishly large killer whale named Hugh at SunSparc
16:52.19SunSparc~chain lightning thebigdog
16:52.34SunSparc~chainsaw thebigdog
16:52.50SunSparc~mindjuju thebigdog
16:52.51thebigdog~whalenuke SunSparc
16:52.58SunSparc~obama thebigdog
16:53.05thebigdog~whalenutshot SunSparc
16:53.18mgearywelcome to the 3rd grade
16:53.25thebigdog~whalebomb mgeary
16:53.30SunSparc~pimpslap mgeary
16:53.39SunSparcrofl
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16:54.08thebigdog~whalebomb mgeary
16:54.19thebigdogi think we overloaded jbot
16:54.56SunSparcSorry jbot
16:55.04mgearyjbot just knows better than to whalebomb me
16:55.15SunSparc~whalebomb mgeary
16:56.00thebigdog~whalebomb mgeary
16:56.13mgeary~mgeary thebigdog
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16:56.39SunSparcheh, that works
16:56.50thebigdogthat whalebomb is awesome
16:57.00mgearypsh
16:57.06thebigdoghehe
16:57.31itimberokay now.... who gave thebigdog the cepter?!?!?!
16:57.39carmonygood morning
16:57.48thebigdogmorning
16:58.42itimberwhy is thebigdog king?
16:59.21mgearyjeeze, itimber
16:59.29mgeary"cepter", "thrown" ??
16:59.52itimberI'm typing too fast
16:59.53thebigdogitimber, cause i am
16:59.54itimber:)
17:00.23thebigdogcause when wps and I talked about starting the channel...i actually created it...hahahah
17:00.30itimberLOL
17:01.03thebigdogbut i have shared the love with some
17:02.44thebigdogwow #uphpu Registered : Apr 22 16:09:21 2004 (4 years, 23 weeks, 1 day, 00:52:57 ago)
17:03.47SunSparcHappy Anniversary to #uphpu
17:03.57itimber4yrs, sheesh
17:04.00SunSparcAnd we almost have 40 members
17:04.02itimberTY DexterTheDragon
17:04.11thebigdogyeah
17:04.31thebigdogi wish we had more that would come out to the meetings
17:05.11itimberdrive time + fuel is a deal killer for me
17:05.26itimberare we still streaming the meetings??
17:05.27eggyknapwhat's typical attendance?
17:05.58thebigdogwell ujug can get 30-50 for a typical one
17:06.05thebigdogi have seen it with over 100
17:06.37itimberhow big is their channel?
17:06.38SunSparcthebigdog: That is because Java nerds have nothing better to do...
17:06.44itimberj=Java??
17:07.32unumit's because all the nerds see the word jug and get excited
17:07.43eggyknap<*snork*>
17:08.04thebigdogeggyknap, i would suggest erlang
17:08.26eggyknapthebigdog: erlang's another one I'm interested in getting to know. And Haskell.
17:09.15thebigdoghaskell is kinda cool
17:09.53thebigdogbut you just need sparc imho for haskell
17:14.09thebigdogitimber loves to use obj caml
17:14.42itimber:)
17:14.59itimbercan't even read the s*** I write dude
17:15.10itimberI skip the compiler, just write in binary
17:15.12itimberLOL
17:16.03itimber1s and 0s baby
17:17.21itimberalright.... so it wasn't funny.... sheesh, tough crowd
17:17.35SunSparc~rofl
17:17.35jbotextra, extra, read all about it, rofl is rolling on the floor laughing
17:17.53SunSparcjbot, laugh for itimber
17:18.00itimberTY
17:18.02itimberLOL
17:18.03eggyknap~courtesygiggle
17:24.49itimbercool
17:24.55itimber~props thebigdog
17:25.11itimberawww, that should be setup
17:25.16itimber~congrats thebigdog
17:25.25itimber~congratulations thebigdog
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17:48.12itimber~welcome brasto
17:48.24itimber~poo brasto
17:48.31itimber~lart
17:48.52itimber~lart brasto
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17:48.57itimberthere we go
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20:38.47Lone_WandererCan anyone give me some examples of a situation where you'd have a lot of data to store but putting it in an RDBMS wouldn't be a good idea?
20:40.01DexterTheDragonall the data was binary
20:40.06wpsmgeary, may I send you a private message?
20:40.09mgearyalways
20:41.41itimberpulling 3rd party, real time data.... say a vendor white paper that is changed frequently, and is saved on their server as a .txt file
20:41.51itimberthen just pull it, parse it and roll w/ that
20:42.08itimberor 3rd party XML streams
20:42.38itimberbut even in that case, I'll store the data locally and have a cron script sync the stream w/ my server.....
20:42.49itimberso unless you're needing it in real time
20:42.52itimber*shrug
20:44.07itimberfor example, if I were pulling the MLS for a real estate agent, I'd just store the MLS number on my side.....
20:44.20itimberthat way I don't take any liability on the listing's accuracy
20:44.30itimberit's all real time w/ the MLS
20:44.44itimberbut I'd store the MLS number as my unique identifier,
20:44.59itimberso that I could add features the MLS doesn't have
20:45.49mgearydon't stop now. i was just going to paste in my apache log data
20:45.58mgeary;)
20:45.59itimberhehe
20:47.18itimberwhat's your circumstance Lone_Wanderer
20:49.00Lone_Wandererone sec
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21:40.37mgearyyou know, "less is more" when it comes to Ricotta
21:40.49mgearyit's good, but overdoing it just doesn't work
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22:02.27itimber"Leave the gun, grab the Cannoli"
22:02.32itimberwhat is that quote from???
22:02.40mgearyoh oh
22:02.43mgearyGodfather
22:02.48itimberBingo
22:02.49itimberLOL
22:02.50mgearyor You've Got Mail
22:03.08itimberdon't remember it in You've got Mail
22:03.13itimberwill have to watch again
22:03.17thebigdogduring their chat
22:03.21mgeary"The Godfather is the i cheng"
22:03.37mgeary"What day is it? 'Monday Tuesday Thursday Wednesday..."
22:03.49mgearymy wife loves that show
22:06.54thebigdogjust a newer version or SIS
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22:10.35itimberLOL
22:10.39itimberI already have a copy
22:10.43thebigdogyeah
22:10.47itimberhaha
22:10.58thebigdogi was thinking my command was for the track info...not the actual file
22:45.54thebigdog-heregreat album
22:46.22fungusof course.
22:52.37itimberI'm out guys..... later
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23:04.07SunSparchttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-4IFUak_U0
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23:16.07mgearythis one is for thebigdog-here
23:16.17PoeticIntensityloved it, SunSparc.
23:16.24PoeticIntensityLOL
23:16.26PoeticIntensitynice, mgeary
23:16.31fungusyay!  Tiffany.
23:17.16thebigdog-herejust sick
23:27.12mgearyi wish mysql made it easier to do percentages in results
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23:34.17mgearyok, i give up. calling any mysql guru
23:34.38mgearyi'm running a query that does a COUNT(table.id) as record_count
23:34.57mgearybut i also need that as a percentage of the total number of table.ids
23:35.09mgearyany suggestions?
23:36.20thebigdog-herek what?
23:36.33fungusrecord_count / SELECT COUNT(*) from table * 100
23:36.48funguswell put the query in parentheses
23:38.20mgearyno
23:38.24mgearythat doesn't work
23:38.32mgearyyou can't use a select alias like that
23:38.34mgearyi wish you could
23:38.49fungusbummer
23:39.02thebigdog-herei could show you in pgsql
23:39.20mgearyno, i got it
23:39.23mgearyit's just ugly
23:39.34mgearysince i have to re-do my WHEREs in a select subquery
23:39.49thebigdog-hereyou could do it in a stored proc
23:40.00mgearyyeah
23:59.47eggyknapmgeary: that will be slow in pgsql (count() is slow, and if you can live with inaccuracies, there are workarounds that are much quicker)

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