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01:54.04mindjujuanybody around?
01:54.52mindjujumacnewbold or dexterthedragon?
02:00.42oldssup
02:00.51mindjujusup olds
02:01.00mindjujuhave you ever worked with rtf and PHP?
02:02.03mindjujuneed to do an online mail merge with an rtf, mysql and php 5
02:02.21mindjujuhave been searching and see several solutions using word, but i'd rather not go that option unless i REALLY have to
02:02.46oldsI've done stuff with php and mail
02:02.51oldsnever with rtf
02:02.53mindjujui know i can save to HTML and work on that level, but I need to keep the formating and some stuff embeded in the rtf
02:03.02mindjujubummer
02:03.09oldsso you need to create rtf?
02:03.12oldsor read rtf?
02:03.21mindjujuread / edit rtf
02:03.38oldshttp://paggard.com/projects/rtf.generator/ ?
02:03.39mindjujuso, in the rtf, there will be fields like <<fname>> that i'm going to need to replace
02:04.42mindjujusaw that, but didn't look to closely, was hoping to use the RTF docs i have
02:05.10mindjujubut, you know, that's prolly way better than loading word on my server and praying it doesn't crash it
02:05.44oldsbbl food
02:05.54mindjujucya, thx
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15:04.42beandoghttp://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Are-You-Sure.aspx
15:04.44beandogyar
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15:18.40timinatorsorry to be out yesterday... was a little under the weather.... hope you got along alright without me
15:18.57herlotiminator: no! we needed you!
15:18.59mgeary~utterdisaster timinator
15:19.05beandog~panic
15:19.06jbotsomebody please DO something!
15:19.09beandoglol
15:19.22timinatorI assumed as much
15:19.23timinator:)
15:20.34mindjujuugh, talking about disaster
15:20.50beandogmindjuju, where you been
15:21.22mindjujucomputer has a virus, major project swamp, and now a project that has absolutely gone critical
15:21.59timinatoreek
15:22.20beandogdoes that mean youre not coming to my birthday party?
15:22.20mindjujuI posted a video for the company on our streaming server.  well that video has burned through all the monthly alloted throughput
15:22.37beandogfreak, how large was it?
15:22.52mindjujuso i've contacted them this morning and told them to keep it going, we're paying
15:23.01mindjujuthe vid, it's like 10mb
15:24.04beandogthat's not too bad
15:24.12beandoghow much b/w do you have
15:27.35mindjujuthroughput is 75g, i forget what the bandwidth is to the flash media server
15:27.41mindjujuwe're going through influxis
15:27.54mindjujuthey're a good company, v responsive, professional
15:28.05mindjujua smidge on the pricey side, but i've no complaints
15:28.05beandogthats cool
15:28.27mindjujuespecially up until recently, had phone number of an exec
15:28.34mindjujujust wish i hadn't lost it!!!
15:28.54beandogwas she hawt?
15:29.04mindjujutwas a d00d
15:29.10mindjujuare you shopping?
15:29.32beandognot for men
15:29.54mindjujuwe hooked up my man, herlo twice at Applebees, once at Boca di beppo
15:30.31herlolol
15:30.36mindjujugood times
15:30.42herloI got hooked up twice at Applebees?
15:31.02mindjujuyeah, that one chick that we got her phone num
15:31.13mindjujubeandog, one day will have to tell you that story
15:31.26mindjujuwe had UTOS there and the waitress was flirting with herlo
15:31.29herlomindjuju: I remember that, but what is number two
15:31.33herlo?
15:31.57mindjujuso she was all cryptic and gave only part of her phone num , and in like 30 minutes and 5 ~ 6 laptops we had the other digits
15:32.16herlomindjuju: sure, but that's only one
15:32.18mindjujuundertakingyou calls her up on her cell to ask for some more water, twas classic
15:32.25mindjujuseems like there was another, wasn't there?
15:32.27beandoglol
15:34.34beandogIm not sure I can ever be safe going out to eat with you guys again
15:34.47beandoggeek lunch becomes geek hawt spawt
15:35.37mindjujuthat applebees girl was really pretty
15:35.52mindjujualas, though, if i recall correctly,s he had a boy friend
15:36.09mindjujudidn't she herlo?
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15:37.21herlomindjuju: yes
15:37.45herlo09:29 <@mindjuju> we hooked up my man, herlo twice at Applebees, once at Boca di beppo
15:38.24mindjujui guess it was just the twice then, one at applebees and one at boca
15:38.45mindjujubut it does seem like someobyd else was giving you googly-eyes
15:38.50mindjujumaybe it was at zupas??
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15:58.31herlomindjuju: I don't recall that, but it could have happened..
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16:23.13thebigdogmorning all
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16:23.47brastook, this doesn't do what I want it to in vim:
16:24.09brasto:%s/\n/<whatever>\n/
16:24.25brastoit inserts a bunch of ^@ symbols
16:24.38brastoinstead of \n
16:24.48brastoso, what's regexp for last char
16:24.56brastono, i mean new line
16:25.09beandogdepends which one you want
16:25.13beandog\r or \n
16:25.16wpsdepends on what platform you are on
16:25.20brasto\n
16:25.24beandog\\n$
16:25.24_psychic_the good platform, or the bad one
16:25.25beandoger
16:25.26brastofedora
16:25.26beandog\\n
16:25.31mgearyor just do [\r\n]
16:25.57brastofedora 9
16:25.59beandogor [\r\n
16:26.00beandogdangit
16:26.08beandogor [\r\n]{,2}
16:26.44mgearyyeah
16:28.48SunSparcbrasto: bad platform != [linux|osx]
16:29.13brastobeandog, so in vim, i'd do this? :%s/\n/<whatever>[\r\n]
16:29.32brastoah, That Other OS...
16:29.34beandogI dont remember how to do it in vim
16:30.07brastoI don't really need \r 's
16:31.30brastohere's what I'm doing... I'm taking a list of names and emails, tab delimited.
16:31.54brastoI want to turn it into a list I can paste into a google group, so I want to put email addresses  between < and >
16:32.18brastoI've replaced all \t chars with \t<, so I have the first part
16:32.24SunSparcCoda has an awesome find and replace feature.
16:32.28brastonow I need to add the trailing >
16:33.01brastoso does vim, but i've never tried to replace \n in vim before...
16:33.08thebigdogis your email address at the end of the line
16:33.14brastoyes, thebigdog
16:33.31thebigdogthen find then end of the line and add it there no
16:33.37brastoah, so insert a > at the end of the line...
16:33.47brastoinstead of replacing \n...
16:34.00brastothat would be a ^ symbol, right?
16:34.03thebigdogyeah
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16:34.58thebigdogi would probably loop through the file
16:35.56thebigdogwhat does the file have name and email address seperated by tab
16:36.16brastoI did :%s/^/>/ , but that put the > at the beginning of every line...
16:36.26brastothebigdog: yes
16:36.39thebigdogoh awk is your friend
16:38.41thebigdoglet me see if i can get it
16:40.47thebigdoglike awk 'print $0, $1' filename
16:41.08thebigdogor awk 'print $0 <$1>' filename
16:46.02thebigdogor this  awk '{print $0 "<" $2 ">"}'
16:46.06thebigdogor this  awk '{print $0 "<" $2 ">"}' filename
16:46.32_psychic_Utah is biggest in USA for PHP searches - http://www.google.com/insights/search/#cat=&q=PHP&geo=US&date=&clp=&cmpt=q
16:46.38_psychic_same for MySQL, Linux, CakePHP
16:46.46thebigdogcygwin awk kinda messed me up
16:47.12thebigdog_psychic_, that is cool
16:47.27_psychic_(also MLM and green jello looks like) :)
16:47.27wpswow
16:48.13thebigdogi wonder if we can say that those states are rising in open source technologies
16:48.31thebigdog7. idaho is one i would have never guessed
16:48.53thebigdoghaha provo is the highest in utah
16:49.47thebigdoghaha
16:49.56thebigdogsearch term: help with computer
16:50.02thebigdog1. kentucky
16:50.04thebigdoggo figure
16:50.23thebigdogbrasto, did that help you
16:50.24unumall my php searches now originate from oklahoma or kentucty or something
16:51.39wpsso I tried "porn" in the google insights search
16:51.51thebigdogyeah
16:51.55thebigdogutah is the highest
16:52.01wpsapparently all of the pedophiles live in florida
16:52.18thebigdogactually that makes total sense
16:52.52mgearyjeeze
16:52.57mgearyi leave you guys alone for 5 minutes...
16:53.00thebigdogi think the biggest viewer age range is like 40 - 55
16:53.02wps:)
16:53.11wpsall the retired people
16:53.26wpsI tried cheese and the top result was wisconsin
16:53.34wpsfunny, don't they make cheese there?
16:54.28wpsoops… sorry, I didn't mean pedophile
16:55.25macnewboldhehe
16:55.52wpsI meant pervert
16:57.01SunSparcI did a search for "wps" and the Wisconsin was by far the biggest.
16:57.18wpswhoa
16:57.19wpsweird
16:57.29_psychic_lol I did "happiness" http://flickr.com/photos/19939091@N00/2759634705/
16:57.47wpsha ha ha
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16:58.12SunSparcHow did cyanide end up next to happiness?
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17:18.13brastothebigdog: i forgot to post back.  One of those worked, but I don't remember which one.
17:18.21brastothanks for your help
17:18.23thebigdoghaha ok
17:18.31thebigdoggood to hear
17:20.20mgearybrasto: did you see my PM?
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17:30.29thebigdoganyone know of any php blogging software that uses pgsql for a backend?
17:31.29mgearysurely thebigdog isn't going to succumb to the blog virus...
17:31.37thebigdogoh no
17:31.42jsmiththebigdog: Dare I say... drupal?
17:31.52jsmiththebigdog: (and no, I'm not advocating the use of Drupal)
17:32.00thebigdogi need to do some integration and wp does not support it
17:32.10jsmithI think there are some patches for wp
17:32.16thebigdogjsmith, ty i will check it out
17:32.18jsmithat least, there were last time I investigated
17:32.31thebigdogjsmith, yeah but they are not on the current version of wp
17:33.43jsmithFigures...
17:33.54SunSparcWhat is the current version of WordPerfect these days?
17:34.23jsmith4.2
17:34.48wpsarg
17:34.52wpsinternet too slow right now
17:34.56SunSparc:)
17:35.03wpsonly getting 1.3 mb/s
17:35.18wpsalthough I am getting 1 mb/s up
17:35.28SunSparcLooks like they got up to version 14
17:36.14thebigdogyeah
17:36.19SunSparc1mb up is good
17:36.24SunSparcAt my house
17:36.34thebigdogif they used just straight sql then it would be easy to port
17:36.50wpsokay… something is jacked
17:36.58wpsI just tried it again and my up was better than my down
17:37.08wps748 kb/s up, 1137 kb/s down
17:37.11wpsthat's whacked
17:37.26jsmiththebigdog: The joys of using a db abstraction layer that's not a db abstraction layer.
17:37.28wpsI usually can get 6000 kb/s down
17:37.42wpssomething's definitely up today
17:37.56wpsby why today? on the day I am working from home over VPN?
17:37.57thebigdogjsmith, tell me about it...i have not idea why you would use one if you did not support other dbs
17:38.04jsmithwps: That's still better than what I have, so don't complain too loudly :-p
17:38.20thebigdogi found one http://www.s9y.org/
17:38.22jsmiththebigdog: To make it easy to write database queries, duh!
17:38.28wpsany hear that Qwest add for 20 mb/s down?
17:38.31wpsyeah right
17:38.36thebigdogjsmith, true for the non elite
17:38.38jsmiththebigdog: So you can say $result = query("SELECT foo FROM bar");
17:38.53wpsI don't believe that
17:39.02jsmiththebigdog: Instead of (heaven forbid) $result => $DB->query("SELECT foo FROM bar");
17:39.06thebigdog~pat wps
17:39.07jbotACTION pats wps and says "Nicely Done!"
17:39.07beandogwps, well they did say fiber
17:39.09beandogso it could be true
17:39.22wpsI can't even imagine
17:39.26wps20 would be paradise
17:39.33beandogfiber goes that fast
17:39.38beandogbesides, its marketing
17:39.44beandog"I can run up to 380 mph" is true
17:39.53beandogup to, being the key phrase
17:40.17beandogactually that didnt make any sense.
17:40.38beandogbut they sell "up to" 2mpbs which could mean its really coming in at 1
17:42.43beandogput in your neighbors
17:42.52beandogotherwise theyll send you letters in the mail for the next 8 months
17:43.01wpsdoh!
17:43.02wpsgood call
17:43.04wpstoo late
17:43.04wpssuck
17:43.28SunSparcUtopia Fiber vs Qwest Fiber ... ?
17:43.31wpsno fiber in my neighborhood
17:43.32wps:(
17:43.41wpsutopia isn't in Lehi either
17:43.46wpsI am on an internet island
17:43.54SunSparc~shun Lehi
17:43.54jbotYou are dead to me, Lehi.
17:43.59wpsha ha
17:44.09beandoglol
17:44.20beandog~shun the nonbeliever
17:44.21jbotYou are dead to me, the nonbeliever.
17:44.27SunSparc:)
17:44.38wpsit's pathetic when you are getting better speeds over AT&T 3G than through your house internet
17:45.01beandogThats not pathetic, its Qwestastic.
17:45.06SunSparcjbot: make wps a tether for his iPhone
17:45.07jbotmake: *** No rule to make target `wps a tether for his iPhone'.  Stop.
17:45.18wpswhat?
17:45.23beandoger
17:45.26beandogwhose your house internet?
17:45.31beandogI guess I shoudl have asked that first
17:45.37wpsRapidwave
17:45.39wpswireless
17:45.39beandogmy brain is really turned off today.
17:45.51wpsgenerally it's pretty good… I have been fairly satisfied
17:45.54wpsjust slow today
17:46.05wpsand VPN always sucks over wireless because of the latency
17:46.23wpsI'd like a hard line, but the options aren't very good out here
17:47.12beandogmove to slc
17:47.32SunSparctell your city to join Utopia
17:48.08DexterTheDragonbuild you own internet
17:48.27wpsany The Stilles fans?
17:48.30DexterTheDragonthe options are endless
17:48.39beandogDexterTheDragon, that would be fun
17:48.57SunSparcDexterTheDragon: and make email unspammable on it
17:49.09wpsyeah
17:49.15DexterTheDragonwe'll call it the interwebs
17:49.29beandoghow about the supertubes
17:49.42DexterTheDragonpffft we'll get rid of email altogether and just have jabber IM
17:49.43SunSparcDexterTheDragon: you mean "Teh Intarwebz"
17:49.49DexterTheDragonthats it
17:50.00SunSparc:)
17:50.04beandogand we'll only allow Quake Wars traffic
17:50.12SunSparclol
17:50.17wpsand IRC
17:50.30SunSparcAny legit business traffic will be filtered.
17:50.43wpsand there will be no TLDs
17:50.47wpsjust http://nike
17:50.57wpsjust http://nike/products.php
17:51.13SunSparcThat would be cool
17:51.16wpsinternational, like this:
17:51.21wpsjust http://nike/fr/products.php
17:51.31wpsbut still sub domains
17:51.49SunSparcAnd no porn or connections from AOL users.
17:51.55wpsperfect
17:52.25beandoghey now, I use AOL
17:52.26wpsand no asp or aspx
17:52.41SunSparcExcept for beandog
17:52.46wpsand internet explorer wouldn't be able to connect
17:52.58SunSparcYeah, not MS "programming" whatsoever
17:53.11wpsany time you tried to load a page using IE, it would initiate a FF download
17:54.08wpsand hulu.com would offer a customizable video podcast
17:54.36wpsI'd pay $200 month for that Teh Interwebz
17:55.03SunSparcAmen!
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17:55.59wpsman, internationalizing your website is a lot of work
17:56.17wpswe are in the middle of rolling out entire versions of our website in seven different langugaes
17:56.37_psychic_I like the cake setup for i18n
17:57.46mindjujuthere is a much easier way to achieve internationalization though.  just get a bunch of small flag gifs and point them all here - http://www.google.com/language_tools?hl=en
17:58.08_psychic_easier != good
17:58.37beandogpudding == good
17:58.42mindjujuah, i guess i'm not funny
17:58.50beandogmindjuju, I thought it was funny
17:58.57mindjuju:)
17:58.59DexterTheDragonmmmmmmmm pudding
17:59.05beandog~ego mindjuju
17:59.07wpsYeah. We pay big bucks to have humans translate. Localizing isn't the same as just translating. Marketing text often has to be said different for different markets.
17:59.09mindjujuwhat kind of pudding and what flavor
17:59.16beandoghunt's chocolate
17:59.19DexterTheDragonchocolate
17:59.19beandogits nice and plasticy
17:59.42wpsmindjuju: the next geek lunch should be at pudding on the rice
18:00.19mindjuju@beandog, i wonder if they use a plastic cup to package the pudding for sale, or if that is just air-hardened pudding
18:00.28mindjuju@wps, where's that?
18:00.47wpshttp://www.puddingontherice.com/
18:00.51SunSparcmindjuju: That makes i18n really easy.
18:01.09thebigdoganyone know of a php customer service/help desk that is free?
18:01.23wpsawesome, none of the links on their site work
18:01.24mindjujufungus does
18:01.29mindjujubut i keep forgeting the name of it
18:01.29DexterTheDragonisn't that what this place is
18:01.44SunSparcwps: -> http://translate.google.com/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Fomniture.com&sl=en&tl=fi&hl=en&ie=UTF-8
18:01.46thebigdogwhere o' where did fungus go
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18:02.00beandog~summon fungus
18:02.01jbotapt takes out 20 clean, identical-looking phones, some extra hands, and pretends to be a telemarketer for a large corporation, so he gets delivered a phonelist containing fungus's coordinates
18:02.01fungusfungus does what?
18:02.09mindjujuyou must bring fungus tribute before he responds
18:02.23thebigdogfungus, know of a php customer service/help desk that is free?
18:02.26wpsgoogle cant change text in images
18:02.36beandogstupid google.
18:02.36wpstofu?
18:02.45fungusNo good PHP based ones.
18:02.55fungusRT is pretty good
18:02.58fungusbut it's perl based
18:03.04mindjujuwps, tofu is awesome!
18:03.07thebigdogok ill check it out
18:03.08fungushttp://bestpractical.com/rt
18:03.09mindjujui'd eat it with pudding if i could
18:03.11wpsno, no its not
18:03.51mindjujuyup, that's the key, it has to be fresh and prepared well
18:05.52wpsten years ago when I was working produce in a grocery store, there was a demo lady making tofu shakes
18:05.52SunSparctofu is tasteless, orderless, and dissolves instantly in water
18:05.59wpsI thought that the world was coming to an end
18:06.13mindjujuk, tofu shakes is weird
18:06.21mindjujuor at least, i might have a hard time with it
18:06.27mindjujubut i'm talking about the way the Chinese prepare it
18:06.28SunSparctofu is just a food substitute.
18:06.29_psychic_SunSparc: have you had it before?
18:06.31mindjujuit can be very good
18:06.36_psychic_yeah
18:06.37SunSparc_psychic_: Yep
18:06.38_psychic_I like it in stuff
18:06.46wpswhy substitute? I like real food
18:06.51SunSparc:)
18:06.57fungusthebigdog: dataw0lf also suggested http://roundup.sf.net at one time.
18:07.13thebigdogfungus, ty for the info...much appreciated
18:07.13SunSparcwps: It can be a healthier and often cheaper substitute
18:07.47SunSparctofu takes on whatever flavor you provide it.  So if prepared correctly it can be undetectable in food.
18:08.12wpshaving something in my food that is undetectable scares me
18:08.53SunSparcMost people could not detect anything in their food.
18:08.59mindjujuhas anybody here had a bacon and egg breakfast burrito from Betos?
18:09.09mindjujuthat thing is nearly a religious experience
18:09.17SunSparcAsk anyone, "Can you taste the rosemary?" and they will look at you cross eyed
18:09.34SunSparcmindjuju: Really?
18:09.39SunSparcI will have to try it.
18:09.46mindjujudude, it's CRAZY good
18:09.47SunSparcWhat else is on it?
18:09.58mindjujuegg, thick sliced bacon, potato
18:10.02mindjujulots of each
18:10.29mindjujuit puts a spring in your stride and hair on your chest
18:10.42beandogthat'll go well with my unicorn prance
18:10.50SunSparclol
18:10.59wpsyour what?
18:11.17mindjujuunicorn prance?  is that akin to the unicorn dance in charlie and the candy mountain vid
18:11.30fungushairy chests don't go well with prancing
18:11.35wpsoh, no… let's not talk about that video
18:11.52wpsI had to see a therapist after watching that
18:11.58SunSparcAh crap, they took my kidney.
18:12.09beandogwe're on a bridge, charlie!
18:12.18beandoga magical bridge of hope and wonder
18:12.19fungusShun the non-believer
18:12.29beandogwps, thats not actually what I was thinking of, but thanks for bringing it up :)
18:12.34SunSparc~leopluradon
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18:14.31SunSparc~liopleurodon
18:14.31jboti guess liopleurodon is http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=leoplurodon
18:19.29thebigdoghttp://www.webworksllc.com/Candy_Mountain.cfm
18:20.48thebigdogcandy mountain....candy mountain
18:22.49SunSparc~charlie
18:22.50jbot[charlie] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus
18:26.23wpsI can't believe I just watched that again
18:26.31SunSparclol
18:26.31thebigdoghaha
18:26.58SunSparcwps: I guess you will be off to your therapist again
18:27.01mindjujuit's because they put an addictive chemical that makes you crave it fortnightly
18:27.34SunSparcA magical mystical chemical candy additive
18:27.35mgeary~beadyLittleEyes mindjuju
18:28.49beandogSunSparc, just think, were stimulating the economy!
18:29.10SunSparcheh, yeah
18:29.25beandogwho else can we send to therapy
18:29.30timinatorwife's sick now, so I'm out.... later guys
18:29.33beandogwho haven't we
18:32.44mgeary~therapy wps
18:33.09beandogI just buy new PS3 games instead of going to therapy
18:33.12beandogand look how I've turned out
18:33.21beandogI'm a model citizen
18:33.24mgeary~getawife beandog
18:33.30beandogheh
18:33.35beandogexcept for that.
18:36.10beandogyour source is showing
18:36.28SunSparcHow embarrassing...
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19:58.02jbotteaches redroy that M$ Access is a database. No, really, a database. A real live multi-user... well, ok, not multi-user, but a database. Yeah, that sounds right.
19:58.02mgeary~wake jbot
19:58.03jbotACTION throws a barrel-full of ice water on jbot and shouts "GOOD MORNING!!!!"
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22:47.08beandogahh, man
22:47.09beandogstunnel
22:47.22beandog~loathe
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22:48.42beandogheh
22:49.00beandogI quit in a week, maybe I can just keep "forgetting" about this task
22:49.06beandog:)
22:49.07PoeticIntensitywoot!
22:49.09PoeticIntensitygreat idea.
22:49.11PoeticIntensity:)
22:49.14SunSparcick!
22:49.36unumthe owner has this "idea" that I think is evil.  I'm probably going to "forget" to implement it a lot
22:49.52unumand hope it becomes moot
22:50.06beandogin fact, I should just bring my PSP with me to work
22:50.20PoeticIntensitywhy yes!
22:50.30beandogit's a win win situation
22:50.41beandogI get to play games all day, and my PSP isn't lonely
22:51.01beandogwhich I nicknamed Charlie
22:51.23wpsI named my iPhone Annie
22:51.27PoeticIntensityyou like to hurt me, don't you, beandog
22:51.28wpsmy wife didn't like that it was a girls name
22:51.34PoeticIntensityremind me incessantly of my dead cat.
22:51.38PoeticIntensitynamed Charlie.
22:51.57PoeticIntensityshuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
22:52.00beandogPoeticIntensity, do you have a dead cat?  That was named Charlie?  That got run over in the road?  And had his eyeballs poomp out?
22:52.03beandogPoeticIntensity, that Charlie?
22:52.09PoeticIntensityLOL
22:52.10wpsI have an iPod Photo named Ernie and an iPod Shuffle named Bert
22:52.11beandog~rip Charlie
22:52.12jbotACTION takes Charlie and acts as Jack The Ripper
22:52.12PoeticIntensitynope... that was Sam.
22:52.15beandogPoeticIntensity, doh
22:52.33PoeticIntensityCharlie just was as stiff as a board one day in the gutter...
22:52.36PoeticIntensityprobably got poisoned.
22:52.40PoeticIntensity*sniff*
22:53.06SunSparcPoeticIntensity: Here you go...
22:53.08SunSparc~charlie
22:53.08jbothmm... charlie is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus
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22:53.26beandogpoor charlie
22:53.26PoeticIntensityI haven't had my daily dose of Charlie the Unicorn today...
22:53.35beandogand his kidneys.
22:53.52mindjujuman, what i wouldn't give for a nice bucket of sauce less hot wings
22:54.08mindjujufrom kfc
22:54.12SunSparcsauce without the hot wings?
22:54.15mindjujuthem are nearly popeyes chcicken good eats
22:54.31mindjujuyup, they put the sauce on, then the coating then fry it up that way
22:54.37mindjujuthat way your can still code an have nearly hot wings
22:54.58romanovicwow i step back in, and we're still talking about food, and charlie
22:55.05SunSparc:)
22:55.10beandog~food
22:55.11jboti guess food is essential to life
22:55.15mindjujuwe also talk about Tasers here too
22:55.18SunSparc~foodfight romanovic
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22:55.24beandogI'm wearing a taser right now
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22:55.36wps:)
22:55.39beandogwb mindjuju
22:55.42beandogyou got tazed
22:55.43mindjujuwhere be the love?
22:55.45wpsI can't believe you brought up tazers again
22:55.49mindjujuyeah, seems like it
22:56.18romanovicbtw was it beto's that makes the breakfast burrito being discussed earlier? it made me hungry
22:56.29mindjujuyup
22:56.32PoeticIntensitybetos makes a breakfast burrito?!!?
22:56.32mindjujuor gual bertos
22:56.51mindjujudude, they don't make a breakfast burrito, they make an experience
22:56.52wpswe were praising you the other day when you were out, mindjuju
22:57.03wpsabout your conversion
22:57.07mindjujuthat just happens to be an egg, thick sliced bacon and potato burrito
22:57.10SunSparc~karma mindjuju
22:57.10jbotmindjuju has karma of 7
22:57.20mindjujufrom IIS to Apache?
22:57.26wpsit feels good to have saved someone
22:57.37wpsyes
22:57.45mindjujui've been saved!
22:57.54wpsjbot, hug mindjuju
22:57.55jbotACTION hugs mindjuju
22:58.16wpsjbot, do a dance
22:58.17jbotACTION does a dance.
22:58.20wpsoh come on
22:58.21beandog~hug group
22:58.21jbotACTION hugs group
22:58.25wpsjbot, disco!
22:58.26jbotburn, baby, burn
22:58.30wpsthat's better
22:58.38SunSparc~hex wps
22:58.38jbotwps is 77 70 73
22:58.39beandogthanks a lot, you just turned on the disco in my head
22:58.51wpsnothing wrong with disco
22:58.54wpsit plays all day in mine
22:59.08SunSparc~techno
22:59.08jbotACTION takes some bad XTC, jumps around like a dork for 19 hours and drops dead of dehydration.
22:59.12beandogthere's a bell-bottom fantasy fiasco going on
22:59.23wpsinteresting
22:59.28wps777073 is actually a nice color
22:59.33wpsa gray with some red in it
22:59.42beandog~hex beandog
22:59.42jbotbeandog is 62 65 61 6E 64 6F 67
22:59.48beandogI wonder waht color I am
22:59.51wpshow does jbot produce his hex values?
22:59.58wps~hex wade
22:59.58jbotwade is 77 61 64 65
23:00.00beandogmeh, gray
23:00.09wps~hex hex
23:00.09jbothex is 68 65 78
23:00.21wpsweird
23:00.26wpsare all the colors that job produces gray?
23:00.32wps~hex jbo
23:00.32jbotjbo is 6A 62 6F
23:00.34beandog~hex abc
23:00.34jbotabc is 61 62 63
23:00.36thebigdogtoo much chatter not enough work
23:00.53SunSparc~work
23:00.53jbotwork is, like, the integral of the dot product of force and displacement
23:00.58beandogusually its the other way around
23:01.09thebigdogmindjuju, k
23:01.11wpsevery one of the hex values he has spit out this far has been gray
23:01.15wpslame
23:01.19wps~job, die
23:01.27wpsjbot, die
23:01.27jbotACTION takes two shots to the head and crumples to the ground, lifeless.
23:01.45SunSparc~live
23:01.45jbotACTION rises from the dead and starts eating people.
23:01.47wpsthebigdog, you need to work less
23:01.53thebigdoghaha
23:01.59thebigdogactually im watching a trailer
23:02.01wpsyou're a workaholic
23:02.04thebigdoghttp://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi1457193241/
23:02.09DexterTheDragonits not hex in a color sense. its the hex of the letters
23:02.52wpsyeah, I just thought you'd get another color due to the random of it
23:03.11DexterTheDragonwhat color and what random?
23:03.51beandog~rgb wps
23:04.58wpsinteresting trailer, thebigdog
23:05.04wpshadn't heard about that flick yet
23:05.06thebigdoglooks pretty good
23:05.42PoeticIntensityme either, wps....
23:05.46PoeticIntensitylooks great, thebigdog
23:05.57thebigdogyeah watchmen looks good too
23:05.58PoeticIntensityI've quite enjoyed Nicolas Cage's more recent movies.
23:06.07beandogoh gosh taht movie was so dumb.
23:06.12PoeticIntensityIronman was pretty amazing...
23:06.16PoeticIntensitypay no attention to beandog...
23:06.19beandogwps, just say you have kids
23:06.23PoeticIntensityI saw it twice..
23:06.24beandogthat explains it all
23:06.27PoeticIntensitygreat stuff.
23:06.30beandog~invalidate PoeticIntensity's opinion
23:06.31wpsI'm not expecting much… just some entertainment
23:06.45beandogwell it is a decent popcorn movie
23:06.45thebigdoghow about this - http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi1423638809/
23:07.02beandogbut it lacked the drama and character connection you'd come to expect from a superhero movie
23:07.08beandogneeds more weepy male moments.
23:08.11beandogPoeticIntensity, did you see Next?
23:08.14thebigdogironman was pretty good
23:08.19wps~lart websites that use AJAX and flash such that back/forward doesn't work
23:08.19jbotinstalls a bad bootloader on websites that use AJAX and flash such that back/forward doesn't work and turns websites that use AJAX and flash such that back/forward doesn't work into a brick
23:08.27thebigdogim not hip on the changes they mad to the overall plot
23:08.54SunSparcYeah, I still need to watch the original version of that movie.
23:09.44dataw0lfhaha.  The Day The Earth Stood Still remake >_<
23:10.23beandogoh gosh.
23:10.27mindjujuhey, that's got Jennifer Connely in it, so that makes it an instant winner
23:10.35beandogoh man
23:10.36beandogshe is hawt.
23:10.37thebigdogdataw0lf, oh yeah
23:10.38beandogbring it on.
23:10.56thebigdogafter 50 some years
23:11.44thebigdogim a patricia neal fan
23:11.53mindjujuwho?
23:12.01beandogseriously
23:12.12beandogwhose that
23:12.32thebigdogpatricial neal was in the original the day the earth stood still
23:12.38thebigdogfrom 1951
23:12.44wpshttp://www.dispatch.com/readerrewards/images/neal_400x400.jpg
23:12.44beandogoh
23:13.01beandogwps, was that photo *colorized*
23:13.03mindjujuyeah, jennifer C is a lot easier on the eyes
23:13.09wpsno idea
23:13.13beandogsure looks like it
23:13.29thebigdogjennifer c is awesome
23:13.30wpsI like Barbara Hale
23:14.09thebigdogdude i hate perry mason
23:14.11beandogoh my crap.  that better not be who I think it is.
23:14.30beandogthebigdog, oh man
23:14.38wpsperry mason is one of my favorite shows of all time
23:14.50thebigdogit is so boring
23:14.53dataw0lfWell, Keanu Reeves ruining a classic anti nuclear proliferation movie from the 1950s is on my top ten list of Things Keanu Reeves Should Be Punished To Death For
23:14.55mindjujubut if we are going for old sk00l hawties, Maureen O'hara is the ticket
23:14.59dataw0lf#1 is, of course, deciding to act.
23:15.05beandogmindjuju, she is nice
23:15.10dataw0lf(if that's what you want to call any of Keanu Reeves performances)
23:15.30thebigdogdataw0lf, true they could have gotten someone else
23:15.36wpsI wasn't necessarily saying she's _hot_, just that I like watching her act
23:15.36beandoghow did we get on the topic of hawt movie stars from 70 years ago
23:16.09mindjujutwas thebigdog, he prolly has a fetish
23:16.18beandogwe have a weirdo in our midst
23:16.24thebigdogi just like the classics is all
23:16.33thebigdogold horror movies are great
23:16.34beandog~classics++
23:16.45beandogthebigdog, house on haunted hill!
23:16.46dataw0lfthebigdog: yea, I mean, you're right, it would've been total garbage to begin with (remaking the day the earth stood still), but Keanu Reeves? C'mon.
23:16.55thebigdogbeandog, that is a great movie
23:17.19thebigdogdataw0lf, i like the idea of a new generation approach...but not with him
23:17.19beandogthebigdog, have you ever seen Shock
23:17.22beandogwith Vincent Price
23:17.30beandogits not on DVD, but its a great flick
23:17.53beandoghttp://www.archive.org/details/shock
23:17.55beandogwin
23:18.11beandogaverage rating, 2 stars?
23:18.15beandogpeons.
23:18.35thebigdogi have seen it and the 1936 version too
23:18.49thebigdogor 34 cant remember
23:19.09beandogthebigdog, you know what I finally saw the other day?  2010
23:19.11thebigdogman i need a programming job with movies
23:19.16thebigdogoh yeah
23:19.21beandogthat was really good
23:19.23dataw0lfI thought it was 'Shocker', not Shock... hm
23:19.24beandogI thought 2001 was good
23:19.28beandogwell, it was
23:19.35mindjuju@thebigdog, then you could make a remake of charlie
23:19.37beandogtell you what.
23:20.10thebigdogmindjuju, yeah
23:20.21thebigdogjujuuuuuuu...im jumping on the bridge
23:20.36mindjujuanybody else getting splinters?
23:20.45thebigdogbeandog, i watched that like a week ago with my son...it was killer to watch it
23:21.26thebigdognetflix is awesome for old movies
23:21.52mindjujudid ya'll see the sequel to Charlie the unicorn - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
23:22.10thebigdogwe have a family tradition....we like to head up to sundance to my grandparents cabin in sept and we take up like 4-5 old movies and watch them
23:22.43thebigdogthat is like beandog's favorite vid
23:23.07mindjujuthe new one is pretty good, not quite as funny though
23:23.15thebigdoghe looks like a latin gangbanger in a white man's body
23:24.57thebigdogdidnt m manson do a remake of that song
23:25.47mindjujui know he did sweet dreams
23:32.57beandogthebigdog, agreed about netflix
23:33.02beandog~old movies++
23:33.19beandoggood selection
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