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| 14:51.33 | timinator | morning guys |
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| 15:06.59 | timinator | so, I'm pulling an XML file from a remote HTTPS server.... I'm using file(URL) |
| 15:07.09 | timinator | on my server, it pulls the remote file just fine |
| 15:07.19 | timinator | on the client's server, it just hangs |
| 15:07.27 | timinator | I don't know why it hangs |
| 15:08.10 | timinator | and it's a shared server, so I'm getting little/no error messages on anything |
| 15:08.17 | timinator | but nothing on this |
| 15:08.26 | timinator | any ideas |
| 15:08.29 | timinator | ?? |
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| 15:15.52 | thebigdog | morning all |
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| 15:22.58 | mindjuju | greets gents |
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| 15:24.30 | timinator | BRB |
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| 15:54.13 | timinator | at ease |
| 15:54.16 | timinator | :) |
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| 16:17.31 | mindjuju | ~seen mgeary |
| 16:17.34 | jbot | mgeary <n=mgeary@166.70.44.49> was last seen on IRC in channel #uphpu, 2d 22h 40m 13s ago, saying: 'is there a nifty python fn that will auto-size rect A to fit inside rect B, whilst keeping proportions?'. |
| 16:26.34 | timinator | check this: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/04/06/ntiny106.xml |
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| 17:02.43 | timinator | ~scan room |
| 17:06.14 | _psychic_ | wow, you saved like 5 characters by doing that. |
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| 17:38.45 | xilch|w | I petabyte once |
| 17:38.48 | xilch|w | I got bit |
| 17:42.32 | bigdog_ut | timinator, i have seen a documentary on that once...it was really good |
| 17:43.15 | timinator | oh ya? |
| 17:43.30 | timinator | _psychic_: LOL |
| 17:43.51 | _psychic_ | :) |
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| 17:50.53 | bigdog_ut | timinator's link |
| 17:51.01 | bigdog_ut | http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/04/06/ntiny106.xml |
| 17:51.15 | orsonj | ah, missed that line |
| 17:51.16 | timinator | 1' 11" |
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| 18:00.15 | swb | is there any reason why you should NOT depend on using $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT']? |
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| 18:01.25 | swb | I think most web apps define those types of variables in a config file of some kind instead of depending on _SERVER |
| 18:01.26 | orsonj | not that I know of |
| 18:02.41 | orsonj | now, PHP_SELF and SCRIPT_NAME on the other hand... |
| 18:11.54 | mindjuju | so, the owner of the company up and decides like a month ago to buy an 8proc mac |
| 18:12.07 | mindjuju | now, it's lying dead in the IT manager's office |
| 18:12.40 | mindjuju | the only mac guy in the office is on the phone with Apple Support where they had him "zap" the pram 3x in a row |
| 18:12.43 | mindjuju | weird |
| 18:13.11 | mindjuju | PC++ |
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| 18:16.47 | swb | a lemon? |
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| 18:22.02 | timinator | crazy mindjuju |
| 18:22.29 | timinator | I've used PCs and Macs for years |
| 18:22.35 | timinator | hardly ever have probs w/ macs |
| 18:23.11 | timinator | lost count of the problems w/ PCs |
| 18:24.00 | timinator | if Apple Support's best idea is to zap the PRam 3x in a row... push for them to declare it a lemon, and give you another |
| 18:24.55 | timinator | separate note........ |
| 18:24.56 | timinator | ....... |
| 18:25.29 | timinator | anyone know how to push some curl results into an array? |
| 18:25.35 | timinator | rather than display them? |
| 18:26.02 | timinator | tried: $result = curl_exec ($x); |
| 18:26.13 | timinator | but it's still displaying the page |
| 18:26.19 | mindjuju | you know , ghtat's a good call |
| 18:26.20 | mindjuju | brb |
| 18:26.36 | brasto | how do i turn off the auto logon feature for my leapard |
| 18:26.38 | brasto | ? |
| 18:26.48 | timinator | ya dude.... that aint normal |
| 18:26.58 | _psychic_ | system prefs |
| 18:26.59 | _psychic_ | accounts |
| 18:27.09 | _psychic_ | login options |
| 18:27.12 | brasto | i just went there, _psychic_, and didn't see it |
| 18:27.13 | _psychic_ | (the home icon) |
| 18:27.14 | timinator | something got soldered to the wrong piece |
| 18:27.47 | brasto | found it _psychic_ |
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| 18:34.37 | brasto | ~welcome mgeary |
| 18:34.38 | jbot | Hey, mgeary! Glad you could join us. |
| 18:35.03 | mgeary | ~greet brasto |
| 18:35.04 | jbot | ACTION dumps a bucket of cold oatmeal on brasto |
| 18:35.18 | brasto | lol |
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| 19:00.36 | cole_joplin | quick question: what are everyone's favorite php carts? |
| 19:04.03 | mgeary | i hate them all |
| 19:04.22 | mgeary | none of them seem to be designed for integration into an existing complex app |
| 19:04.24 | mindjuju | hate is such a strong word |
| 19:04.39 | cole_joplin | ok, any cart? |
| 19:05.42 | mgeary | mindjuju: if you'd been through what i've been through... |
| 19:09.05 | cole_joplin | personally, I like the idea of a Flex cart |
| 19:09.13 | cole_joplin | but this is a php guy |
| 19:18.17 | DexterTheDragon | timinator: curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER, true); |
| 19:18.54 | timinator | cool, thanks |
| 19:20.37 | brasto | cole_joplin: i don't remember all the details in the thread, but I emailed about this topic a month or 2 ago and there were a few suggestions you might consider there. |
| 19:21.00 | brasto | The thread was about Zencart - I was looking for an alternative to it. |
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| 19:23.46 | cole_joplin | brasto, yes, I already listed that one, and also MagentoCommerce |
| 19:24.05 | mgeary | i cannot recommend xCart, fwiw |
| 19:25.44 | brasto | I didn't end up liking zencart, some recommended xcart, but i've never tried it. |
| 19:26.07 | cole_joplin | perfect, that's the other one I was thinking of |
| 19:26.14 | cole_joplin | but couldn't remember |
| 19:26.42 | brasto | i can't remember the others some recommended in that thread |
| 19:28.46 | mgeary | i was optimistic about xcart because it uses Smarty, which made me hopeful that it was highly OOP.... |
| 19:29.10 | mgeary | not at all so. and not at all designed for integration into an existing complex app |
| 19:30.50 | cole_joplin | (sound of crunching bones and spurting blood) |
| 19:30.57 | cole_joplin | ouch |
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| 19:55.01 | mgeary | assertion of the day: using single-quotes when you have pure strings, and double-quotes when you need to include variables is a good example of over-optimization |
| 19:55.46 | mgeary | i'd be astonished if you could squeeze out a .5% performance improvement by doing that in all of your code |
| 19:56.02 | mgeary | disclaimer: i have not benchmarked it, and could be full of beans |
| 19:57.36 | mindjuju | beans beans they are good for your heart, the more you eat them, the more you ... |
| 19:58.10 | DexterTheDragon | ~tunafart |
| 19:58.38 | mindjuju | DexterTheDragon - tunafart needs a target, like this |
| 19:58.42 | mindjuju | ~tunafart DexterTheDragon |
| 19:58.42 | jbot | ACTION eats a week-old tuna sandwich with relish and walks over to DexterTheDragon, leg raised, to let 'em rip. |
| 20:00.02 | DexterTheDragon | ~asplode everyone |
| 20:00.05 | jbot | everyone head asplode, k thx |
| 20:00.23 | mindjuju | too funny |
| 20:13.19 | jnbek | hehe |
| 20:24.12 | orsonj | I setup zencart for someone who wanted to sell something that wouldn't sell and it worked great. |
| 20:26.16 | orsonj | ~wash channel |
| 20:26.17 | jbot | ACTION throws a barrel-full of ice water on channel and says "That was for the smell" |
| 20:26.34 | orsonj | meh, s/channel/the \1/ |
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| 20:41.43 | mgeary | i like how my estimated wait time on hold with Auth.net is going UP |
| 20:41.49 | mgeary | well, actually, i hate it |
| 20:44.53 | SunSparc | mgeary: You always seem to be calling Auth.net. |
| 20:45.37 | mgeary | i tell ya, SunSparc, apparently i'm either dense as palladium, or i'm going where no man has gone before |
| 20:45.53 | SunSparc | hehe |
| 20:45.56 | SunSparc | Hmmm |
| 20:46.13 | SunSparc | What is the call about today? |
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| 20:47.15 | mgeary | updating a CIM payment profile w/o re-sending the card # |
| 20:48.01 | SunSparc | Hmmm |
| 20:48.56 | SunSparc | I will be the first to admit that the auth.net back office is hideous, lacking features, and not user friendly. |
| 20:51.15 | mgeary | not using the back office |
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| 21:26.39 | brasto | hey yawl, let's say, hypothetically, i want to buy an ipod... where, hypothetically speaking might i get a good price? |
| 21:30.36 | brasto | ~ping anyone who has an ipod |
| 21:30.37 | jbot | pong anyone who has an ipod |
| 21:32.52 | DexterTheDragon | brasto: apple.com |
| 21:33.23 | brasto | would apple.com have good prices compared to Walmart? |
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| 22:15.36 | Utah_Dave | ~lart mindjuju |
| 22:15.36 | jbot | takes out mindjuju with the trash |
| 22:21.39 | mindjuju | lart mindjuju? |
| 22:21.44 | mindjuju | I'm cool! |
| 22:21.51 | mindjuju | ~poo utah_dave ! |
| 22:21.51 | jbot | ACTION summons a troop of flying monkeys to fling their poo at utah_dave ! |
| 22:22.57 | mindjuju | ~gloveslap utah_dave |
| 22:23.51 | Utah_Dave | :) |
| 22:24.08 | brasto | ~monkey nobody in peculiar. |
| 22:24.08 | jbot | ACTION flings poo at nobody in peculiar. |
| 22:24.14 | brasto | lol |
| 22:24.44 | mindjuju | utah_dave - have you seen that Simpsons with the glove slap (tomacco episode) ? |
| 22:24.53 | brasto | ~lart itunes cddb for having oldies with the wrong year. |
| 22:24.53 | jbot | gives itunes cddb a "free" copy of Windows and then charges double for "Upgrades" for having oldies with the wrong year. |
| 22:24.55 | Utah_Dave | no, I haven't |
| 22:36.24 | mindjuju | ~poo utah_dave for not having seen tomacco |
| 22:36.25 | jbot | ACTION summons a troop of flying monkeys to fling their poo at utah_dave for not having seen tomacco |
| 22:38.19 | mindjuju | and for those of you curious - read wiki on the real life tomacco - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomacco |
| 23:13.55 | timinator | I'm out... later guys |
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| 23:27.59 | macnewbold | ~seen herlo |
| 23:28.00 | jbot | herlo is currently on #utos (4d 16h 49m 14s) #utah (4d 16h 49m 14s) #uphpu (4d 16h 49m 14s) #ubuntu-us-ut (4d 16h 49m 14s). Has said a total of 339 messages. Is idling for 2h 11m 5s, last said: '~lart fozzmoo'. |
| 23:28.52 | mindjuju | ~poo macnewbold |
| 23:28.52 | jbot | ACTION summons a troop of flying monkeys to fling their poo at macnewbold |
| 23:29.03 | macnewbold | ~frenchassault mindjuju |
| 23:29.04 | jbot | ACTION summons the french taunter! mindjuju, I unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window-dresser! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you heaving lot of second hand electric donkey bottom biters! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a! |
| 23:29.07 | macnewbold | ~shakespeare mindjuju |
| 23:29.07 | jbot | ACTION stands up and quotes Shakespeare: mindjuju - Thou tottering pottle-deep moldwarp! |
| 23:29.44 | brasto | ~pee test |
| 23:29.44 | jbot | ACTION unzips his pants and tinkles on the head of test |
| 23:30.09 | brasto | but... jbot's a girl... |
| 23:30.32 | macnewbold | ~wps |
| 23:30.33 | jbot | from memory, wps is Mr. Sexy Pants |
| 23:30.38 | macnewbold | ~wps's wife |
| 23:30.39 | jbot | extra, extra, read all about it, wps's wife is Mrs. Sexy Pants |
| 23:30.44 | macnewbold | ~wps's kid |
| 23:30.44 | jbot | rumour has it, wps's kid is Junior Sexy Pants |
| 23:30.53 | macnewbold | ~whos your daddy? |
| 23:30.54 | jbot | TongMaster |
| 23:30.58 | macnewbold | ~who's your daddy? |
| 23:30.59 | jbot | YOU are, Mr Sexy Pants! |
| 23:31.10 | macnewbold | ~seen TongMaster |
| 23:31.11 | jbot | tongmaster <n=TongMast@113.198.233.220.exetel.com.au> was last seen on IRC in channel #slug, 89d 2h 1m 52s ago, saying: '^^ Overview from UOW itself.'. |
| 23:31.20 | macnewbold | ~forget whos your daddy? |
| 23:31.20 | jbot | macnewbold: i didn't have anything called 'whos your daddy?' to forget |
| 23:31.43 | macnewbold | jbot, no, whos your daddy? is who's your daddy |
| 23:31.43 | jbot | macnewbold: okay |
| 23:31.48 | macnewbold | whos your daddy? |
| 23:32.03 | brasto | ~whos your daddy |
| 23:32.03 | jbot | from memory, whos your daddy is who's your daddy |
| 23:32.39 | brasto | ~no whos your daddy is <action> who's your daddy now? huh? huh? |
| 23:32.41 | jbot | brasto: okay |
| 23:32.53 | brasto | ~who's your daddy , macnewbold |
| 23:33.00 | brasto | hmmm... |
| 23:33.11 | brasto | ~whos your daddy , macnewbold |
| 23:33.25 | brasto | ? |
| 23:33.28 | brasto | ~whos your daddy |
| 23:33.29 | jbot | ACTION who's your daddy now? huh? huh? |
| 23:33.34 | brasto | ~dumb bot |
| 23:33.35 | jbot | stupid human |
| 23:34.10 | mindjuju | rock on jbot |
| 23:34.13 | mindjuju | that's funny |
| 23:34.27 | brasto | yea, found that one a while ago |
| 23:34.32 | mindjuju | ~dance jbot |
| 23:34.33 | jbot | jbot, dance with me! Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' Elive, stayin' Elive |
| 23:34.35 | brasto | ~stupid bot |
| 23:34.35 | jbot | Stupid human. |
| 23:34.51 | macnewbold | ~wake herlo |
| 23:34.52 | jbot | ACTION throws a barrel-full of ice water on herlo and shouts "GOOD MORNING!!!!" |
| 23:35.17 | brasto | macnewbold: like the way i set up whos your daddy? |
| 23:35.28 | macnewbold | nice |
| 23:35.32 | macnewbold | ~whos your daddy? |
| 23:35.33 | jbot | ACTION who's your daddy now? huh? huh? |
| 23:35.36 | macnewbold | hm |
| 23:35.40 | macnewbold | :) |
| 23:37.19 | brasto | ~whos your daddy $1 is <action> Hey! $1 ! Who's your daddy now? Huh? Huh? |
| 23:37.21 | jbot | okay, brasto |
| 23:37.28 | brasto | ~whos your daddy macnewbold |
| 23:37.28 | jbot | ACTION Hey! macnewbold ! Who's your daddy now? Huh? Huh? |
| 23:42.34 | brasto | ~gimme somethin' good to eat |
| 23:42.35 | jbot | ACTION gets brasto's somethin' good to eat |
| 23:44.44 | brasto | jbot, dance |
| 23:44.45 | jbot | Sir! Too much booty in the pants, sir! |
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| 23:50.29 | olds | what's happnin' people? |
| 23:51.02 | mindjuju | sup olds |
| 23:51.58 | olds | not much |
| 23:52.57 | olds | how bout you? |
| 23:54.13 | mindjuju | just kickin' it |
| 23:54.17 | mindjuju | writting some code |
| 23:54.28 | olds | I'm just kinda biding my time until 6pm |
| 23:55.17 | olds | guess I should just leave now |
| 23:57.50 | olds | heh |
| 23:57.53 | olds | http://laborcommission.utah.gov/ |
| 23:57.56 | olds | nice favicon there |
| 23:58.17 | mindjuju | curious, the netscape icon |
| 23:58.48 | olds | yea |